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[ Groans ]
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Ah, ugh.
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Oh, God.
Oh, God.
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[ Urinating ]
Mmm!
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[ Glass shatters ]
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Oh. Oh, God.
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[ Coughs ]
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[ Burps loudly ]
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[ Drunkenly muttering ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Oh, ugh.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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[ Glass shatters ]
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Ugh, this fuckin' thing.
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This, uh, uhh, fuck.
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Ho...kay.
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[ Error dings ]
Come o-o-on!
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Come on, man!
[ Error dings ]
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Piece of fuckin' --
piece of shit!
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[ Error dings ]
Aah! Aah!
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Hnn, hnn, hnn, hnn, hnn!
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[ Error dings ]
Lockdown initiated.
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[ Machinery whirring ]
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Mort-y-y-y!
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Ohhh. Hey, pal.
W-what's up?
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Oh, g-good --
good morning, Mor-- Morty.
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Yeah. Sure thing.
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You want breakfast?
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Or dinner?
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Are you humoring me,
Morty?
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[ Sighs ]
No.
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I only had a couple
of drinks, Morty!
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S-so, w-what do you
need me for?
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This fuckin' thing
locked me out!
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Okay. Well,
whose fault is that?
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Y-o-o-ours!
What?
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Let! Me! In!
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[ Electricity crackles ]
Owww!
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Unh!
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M-o-o-o-ort-y-y-y-y!
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I mean, Rick, I don't really
know what I can do here.
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Y-you don't give a shit
about grandpa, huh?
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Is -- Is that it, Morty?
Y-you want me dead?
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[ Sighs ]
Rick...
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Y-you won't inherit
anything from me, Morty.
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Evil boy. Wicked boy.
[ Cellphone ringing ]
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Okay.
You know what?
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Hello? R-Rick S--
Rick Sanchez phone.
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How'd -- How you
get this number?
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Reese!
Reese?
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Uh, y-you're in town?
Of course we can.
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Of course I'm drunk.
L-let's, uh, see you soon!
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Guess who that was!
It was Reese.
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Y-you said --
You said it out loud!
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Fucking Reese, Morty!
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Mnhmnh,
who needs passwords, huh?
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W-we need our minds
off of this shit, Morty.
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We gotta hang out
with our pal Reese!
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Rick, you just yelled at me,
and I don't even care.
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I like Reese that much.
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[burps] That's 'cause
he's the fuckin' best!
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You got that right.
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[ Downbeat rock music plays ]
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♪♪
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Reese! Reese! Reese!
Reese! Reese! Reese!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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I love these trips, Reese.
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H-hell, yeah!
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Fly-fishing, babay!
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[ Reel whirs ]
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[ Snap! ]
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Aww!
W-was that my fault?
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D-did I
fuck that up?
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M-dawg,
if they never got away,
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what'd be the point
of catching 'em?
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Man, that's some great --
great fly-fishing wisdom, Reese.
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Really calming.
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You gotta wade
with the current, dude.
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You're the best.
[ Reel whirs ]
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Awww, geez!
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Hey, M-Morty.
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Morty, Morty,
Morty, Morty!
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Oh! Oh, God!
Rick!
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[ Chuckles ]
Get outta here!
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Insects chirping ]
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I know I packed
the special marshmallows.
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One job.
I opened the cabinet,
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I looked at them.
I know I looked at them!
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One job!
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You forgot them
on the last Reese trip.
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Seems like a bad thing
to trust me with, then.
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You gotta be more patient
with Morty, Rick.
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Not everyone
can be a genius.
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It's what you do with
what you got that counts.
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Sorry, Morty.
I could take it easier on you.
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I'm, uh -- I'm still wired
from catching all those fish.
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Ha ha! Well, you'd find a way
to get high on anything.
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Ain't that the truth?
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[ All laughing ]
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Rick: True.
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You know, Rick,
you two may fight,
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but you're the real deal.
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[ Watch dings ]
Heh. Thanks, Reese.
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[ Cellphone vibrates ]
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Ah, man.
I hate to do this, guys,
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but I got some work stuff
I still need to hit.
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Might have to call it.
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[burps] Sounds good to me.
I'm beat.
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What? The --
The trip just started.
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Sorry, champ, but the river's
not going anywhere.
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Shake a leg, Morty.
Some of us got
responsibilities.
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[ Bottles clattering ]
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You could always just
move to Earth, Reese.
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Rick's a god.
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He could, like,
grow your job out of slime.
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He could grow your
whole company out of slime.
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It's a great idea, Morty.
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I'll pitch it to my boss.
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Bye, Reese.
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Remember, wade with
the current, pal.
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[ Machinery whirring ]
Theft detected.
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Um, did -- did --
did you just...
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Threat nullified.
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Shit.
Jesus fucking Christ!
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Okay, so, Morty,
I know your instinct will be
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to make a big deal
about this.
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You'll be all,
"Betrayal! Betrayal!"
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We've known him
for years!
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S-so Reese takes us camping
whenever you get locked out?!
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Oh, my God.
Am I your fucking password?
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Ugh. It's more complex
than that.
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But yes.
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Our relationship is
unique in the multiverse.
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Th-there.
Jerk off to it.
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It's what
you always wanted.
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We're unique,
and I depend on you.
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Unh!
Whoa!
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And you needed to gaslight me
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with a cool fake friend
to verify that?!
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Morty, how can you
be mad at this?
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I created an awesome guy
we had a great time with.
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I'm more sad about this
than you, Morty.
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I liked Reese.
Reese was cool.
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Now I gotta build
a new fuckin' Reese thing!
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[ Grunting ]
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Unh! Hunh!
Uhh! Unh!
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Unh!
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Aah!
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[ Muffled screaming ]
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[ Muffled screaming continues ]
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Mm. Mm.
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Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
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[ Gulping loudly ]
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Ahh. Oh.
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[ Gulping continues ]
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Ahh.
[ Sighs ]
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What?
It's just, how is there
that much liquid in there?
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Oh. Uh, this one is, uh --
it's a -- it's a portal thing.
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Th-there's a big silo full
of vodka on this one planet.
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These, uh, little hog-men
keep it full for me.
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Okay.
I'm gonna go
[burps] empty it.
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Ugh!
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Rick?
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That was fucked up, Rick.
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But I can handle fucked up.
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A-a-and now
that I know what Reese is,
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w-we can, we can hang out
with him all the time, right?
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Uh...
Morty wha-whaa?
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What the hell
are you doing to him?
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Oh. I got, I gotta transfer over
some stuff-uh before disposal.
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"Disposal"?!
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Reese is a liability, Morty.
[ Device beeps ]
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He's like a credit card.
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If he's not in use,
he-e's gotta be shredded.
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Chin up, Morty.
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It's my bad for going all
Iron Giant in front of ya.
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I don't want
you to die.
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Hey, hey, hey,
I'm not dying...
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'cause I was never
really living.
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[ Slurring ] He's got all
my passwords, Morty.
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You can't just -- he's not
a guy, he's -- he's a wallet.
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Nice wallet.
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Aah! Morty!
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[ Errors dinging ]
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Lockdown initiated.
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[ Machinery whirring ]
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Morty, nooo!
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Aah! Ooh! Ohh!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Pounding on hatch ]
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[ Honking, horn blares ]
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[ Meow! Bonk! ]
[ Man yodeling ]
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[ Intercom static ]
Reese is my friend!
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Rick:
He's not alive, Morty!
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He's-- he's a program
that unlocks my computer
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and dispenses clichés!
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You better open
that hatch, Morty!
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[ Switch clicks ]
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Reese?
Ar-are you okay?
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Whoa!
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I'm a bit worried.
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I mean, what happens
when Rick reels us in?
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Guess I can drop
the folksy act.
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00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,776
No, I-I like it.
It's part of the charm.
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00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,486
Well, then where are
we casting off?
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00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,029
There's an old
landline portal down here.
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Level 17.
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W-we'll figure it out
from there.
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Aye-aye, Captain!
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Maybe a lighter touch.
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[ Device powering up ]
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Aah!
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Neighbor: Ohh!!
The TV froze!
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Now what do I think?!
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[ Line ringing ]
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Huge Clouds Metallurgy.
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Rick: You guys
helped me build a lock.
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That's right, we did.
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Rick: I locked it
with the keys inside.
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That is gonna take
some metallurgy.
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You said it. How soon can
your technician get here?
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Hmm. We need
remote system access.
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Can do. One sec.
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Hey, Jerry, call for you.
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Yello--
ooughughuhglugughh!
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Ho-ho-hoo-hoo!
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Yeah, yeah, you're
a bipedal simian now,
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in a gravity of 9.8 MPS.
Don't, don't get any ideas.
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00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,712
So much m-a-a-a-ass.
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Sorry, sorry.
You said the lock was...?
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This is interesting.
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We don't sell this model
double-bonded.
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I know.
Did that a-ma-self.
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[ Whistles ]
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This is qu-a-a-ality work.
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Oh, thanks.
Heh.
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Of course,
it does void the warranty.
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What?
I'll need access
to this whole thing.
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Might have to
dig it all out.
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Is there a place where I could
get tools and things?
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For this?
A hardware store?
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Yes...
And you're
not just stalling
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'cause you wanna
take this new body out
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for a sensory
flight of fancy?
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Noooo...
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Remember,
whole subbasement!
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Dug out!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Should be
a straight shot to 17.
253
00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,054
Just have to...
254
00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,847
c-cut, cut through
the prison level...
255
00:09:57,889 --> 00:10:00,225
[ Ominous music plays ]
256
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,811
Hey, those weapons
you used earlier to, uh,
257
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,562
kill that raccoon --
Destroy the intruder.
258
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,397
Destroy the intruder!
That's better.
259
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,566
Uh, can you use those...
whenever?
260
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,901
Not really.
261
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,277
I mean, just on things
that threaten you,
262
00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,821
the house, or Rick.
263
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:17,117
So you can destroy things
that are hurting me.
264
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,494
Yes.
265
00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,746
Aw, geez.
266
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,039
[ Inhales deeply ]
267
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,583
Unh! Unh!
Unh! Unh!
268
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:26,918
[ Whirring ]
269
00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,672
Threat nullified.
270
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,340
[ Groans ]
Here we go.
271
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,093
There should be no shortage
of threats in here.
272
00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,429
Thank fucking God.
273
00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:39,889
That was gonna suck.
274
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,975
Aw, I was fixing
to have me a hootenanny
275
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,226
like you wouldn't believe.
276
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,769
Revenge!!
Aah!
277
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,566
He grabbed your leg
and screamed "revenge."
278
00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,109
No, no,
a-all that buildup,
279
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,194
I'm glad
something happened.
280
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,948
Morty I -- I don't actually know
what "hootenanny" means.
281
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,908
It's okay.
We're almost there.
282
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,285
[ Drill whirring ]
283
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,705
Where the fuck
is that guy?
284
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,290
Beth: D-a-a-ad?
285
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,625
Where's Jerry?!
286
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,211
Rick: That's exactly
what I'm wondering!
287
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,547
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
288
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,300
[ Humming ]
Hello?
289
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,677
That doesn't sound
like a hardware store.
290
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,721
Uh, it is!
291
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,723
[ Giggles ]
292
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,142
[ Laughing ]
293
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,935
[ Giggling ]
294
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,228
You let anyone do that?
295
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,314
He gave us
all the money he had.
296
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:33,193
[ Banging ]
Morty: Hunh! Hunh! Hunh!
297
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,279
Threat nullified.
298
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,655
Hey, how 's your head?
299
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,991
M-my vision's gettin'
pretty cloudy.
300
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:43,828
B-but even I can see, heh,
y-you're almost free, Reese!
301
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,663
[ Door creaks ]
302
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,874
Yes! We're getting you
out of here!
303
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,836
[ Engine starts ]
304
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,173
[ Portal device whirring,
modem buzzing ]
305
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,674
[ Ding! ]
306
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,801
Ohh, that looks nice.
307
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,179
Good.
Then that's your new home.
308
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,348
[ Portal hums ]
309
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,310
Wow.
Huh.
310
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,896
Expected a different
kind of catfish.
311
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,231
Uh, 'scuse me.
312
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,024
Is there still forest
around here?
313
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,442
Whassat?
Oh, no.
314
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,362
Not since the God
in the White Coat.
315
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,615
He gave our world the gift
of metal and computer science.
316
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,660
In return,
we run his holy silo.
317
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,536
The younger hogs
resent our duty.
318
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,164
Can't say I blame 'em.
If wages keep stagnatin',
319
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,041
maybe I'll do something worse!
Ha ha!
320
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:33,044
Oh, wow. Yeah,
that-th-that guy's my grandpa.
321
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,713
Th-this is Reese.
He, uh, he works for him, too.
322
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,006
The password man.
323
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,800
Oh, I may be
putting down roots here.
324
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,593
Please do!
Now, if y'all excuse me,
325
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:44,055
I'm needed at a high-tech
potato distillery.
326
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,224
Well,
w-w-we did it, Reese.
327
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,184
It's the first day
of the rest of your life.
328
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,770
Before today, I was
a two-factor authenticator
329
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,272
with a vague
Southern affect.
330
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,649
Now I can be
whatever I want.
331
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:58,069
Thank you, Morty.
Uh, y-y-you're welcome,
Reese.
332
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,030
Wade with the current.
I'll probably
do somethin' else.
333
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,741
Fishing's b-o-o-o-o-ring!
334
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,576
[ Footsteps approaching ]
335
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,078
Busy store.
336
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,290
Plus, I had to run
with these weird legs.
337
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,838
[ Humming, thunder crashes ]
338
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,217
There we go.
339
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:24,178
Bro, you made me dig
out the whole thing.
340
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,472
Oh! Hey, hey, Rick.
341
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:29,183
God damn it, Morty!
We just cracked the lock!
342
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,852
Now I have to pay
this guy his full rate!
343
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,271
I am very expensive.
344
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,565
Where's Reese?
Safe from you!
345
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,442
I took him through
the landline portal
346
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,278
and set him up with a new life
with his new hog friends.
347
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,112
Oh, no.
348
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:45,408
[ Machinery whirring ]
349
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:49,162
Rick Sanchez, we have
taken possession of
your password man.
350
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,122
Long live
the Hog Resistance!
351
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,665
Morty, you dumb idiot,
352
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,251
you think those vodka hogs
wouldn't fuck me over?
353
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,462
Th-the good-natured
rustic thing is just an act!
354
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:03,217
Their whole planet
runs on my tech, Morty!
355
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,510
Whoaaaa!
356
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,804
Wooooh!
Ooohahh! Ohh!
357
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,222
I'm gonna fuckin' barf!
358
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,729
Rick Sanchez, you will
no longer subjugate
our homeworld!
359
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:15,938
Fuck you!
360
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,191
-Go make my vodka!
-No!
361
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,318
We just got access
to your desktop...
362
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,904
Deh? Ooh, are these
circles fucking?
363
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,489
They're making love!
364
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,366
IT guy, rip that computer out!
365
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,744
[ Gunfire ]
366
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,748
[ Screaming in the distance ]
Are Summer and Mom home?
367
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,125
F-u-u-u-u-uck!
368
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,837
Morty, grab on!
369
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,800
-Wh-o-o-o-oa!
-Aaaah!
370
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,428
[ Both grunting ]
371
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,931
Aah!
372
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,809
Why is the
furniture attacking us?
373
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,310
Rick's been hacked!
374
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,270
Because Morty assumed
that hogs in overalls
375
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,980
couldn't also be hackers!
376
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,107
Aah!
377
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,530
Um, Dad, you're losing
a lot of blood.
378
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,282
It's okay!
I can make more!
379
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:09,534
Badass.
380
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,620
♪♪
381
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,872
Stop replacing my stuff
with robots!
382
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,457
You never noticed
the difference!
383
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,543
Rick lies to everyone!
384
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,129
Doesn't that make
you wanna join the resistance?
385
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,468
Shit!
The floor is lava!
386
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,470
Did you put that in
for defense or for fun?
387
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:30,847
I don't remember!
388
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,849
Ooh-hoo-ho-hoo!
Ho-ho-ho!
389
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,267
You ever think about how
instead of wrapping yourself
390
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,310
in infinite
layers of defense
391
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,603
you could just
be nicer to people?
[ Cellphone ringing ]
392
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:38,896
Never once, Morty!
393
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:43,818
Hog Hacker: Rick Sanchez,
is your refrigerator running?
394
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,653
Because you better
go and catch it!
395
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,447
You owe me.
396
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,198
Wh-o-o-oa!
397
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,658
[ Laughing ]
398
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,493
Ooh-ugh-ah!
399
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,619
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
400
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,413
Everyone, kill yourselves!
401
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,457
I'll help!
Huh?
402
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,834
[ Screaming, squelching ]
403
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,752
[ Jerry crying ]
404
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,880
Listen to this.
It's the ocean or something.
405
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,214
[ Whimpering ]
406
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,800
Ohh-ugh, uhh!
407
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,511
Thanks for
turning off the lava.
408
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,971
[ All grunting ]
409
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,389
You couldn't have
turned off everything?
410
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,515
Ohh!
411
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,648
[ Roars ]
412
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,817
Emergency shutoff in my room.
413
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,444
Run!
414
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,197
Oh-ho-ho!
Ooh!
415
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,534
Aaaah! Aaaaah! Unf!
416
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:34,911
I hate living here!
417
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,496
-Aaaaaaaaaah!
-Move!
418
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,874
Hit that shut-off quick.
It stinks in here.
419
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,667
Punching down.
420
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:42,919
[ Zap! ]
421
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,921
[ Electricity crackles ]
422
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,303
-See? All fixed.
-Awesome.
423
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,890
Th-thank goodness
you knocked out all that stuff.
424
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,266
Yep.
Nothing electronic left
425
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,352
that can be hacked
or turned against us.
426
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,436
Salud!
427
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,230
Ohh!
Aah!
428
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,403
The Liberation of Hog Planet
is at hand.
429
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,323
Prepare for your death,
Oppressor Sanchez.
430
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,533
Reese, no!
431
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,160
Run!
432
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,246
Whoa.
New look for Reese.
433
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,998
I don't like how many
adult friends Morty has.
434
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,169
Gyaah!
435
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,879
Rick,
use your implants!
436
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,589
What part of
"nothing electronic"
437
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:29,882
went over your head,
Morty?
438
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,384
Hit him with pipes!
439
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,970
[ Both grunting ]
440
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,763
It's not doing anything!
441
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,098
Whoa!
442
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,141
-Aah!
-Aah!
443
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,520
Oh!
444
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,147
Sorry I'm d-doing this,
R-Rick.
445
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,942
I think someone messed
with my h-h-head.
446
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,569
Reese, it's me!
Remember?
447
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:50,945
You told me it was normal
448
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,613
to have one pube longer
than the others?
449
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,824
Stop trying to override his
programming with love, Morty!
450
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,617
Well, hitting him with pipes
isn't working!
451
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:57,743
Ow!
452
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,788
You can't love something
out of hurting you!
453
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,623
Oh, you'd sure love
that to be true!
454
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,791
Fuck you, Morty!
455
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,209
-I hate you!
-I hate you!
456
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,420
-I hate you! I hate you!
-I hate you! I hate you!
457
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,547
I hate you! I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you! I hate you!
458
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,258
I hate you!
I hate you! I hate you!
I hate you!
459
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,801
[ Electricity crackles ]
Unh!
460
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,344
Ahh.
461
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,180
Y-y-you know what, Rick?
You two may f-f-fight,
462
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,767
but you're the real d-d-deal.
463
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,060
[ Machinery whirring down ]
464
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,940
[ Armor clanking ]
465
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,443
Huh.
466
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,612
Probably
doesn't mean anything.
467
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:34,989
Yep.
468
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,412
[ Rumbling ]
469
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,832
Hey, Grandpa, did you turn
the yard into a giant sinkhole
470
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,125
when you dug out
the subbasement?
471
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,710
It's fine.
It's just some tunnels.
472
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,503
Are the tunnels
reinforced?
473
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,881
Don't overthink the tunnels.
I have a handle on the tunnels.
474
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,467
[ Vehicle beeping ]
475
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,015
How much longer
is he gonna be Dad for?
476
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,475
I like him.
Me too.
477
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,352
Summer just taught me
what "push-ups" are.
478
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,896
I did.
He's fuckin' nailing them.
479
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,190
-Mom?
-Oh. Uh, one more week?
480
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,068
-What?
-No, no, you're right.
481
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,488
It was good getting to know you,
"The Smiths."
482
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,948
Wait!
Morty, him leaving
was your idea.
483
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,493
Well,
I have another idea.
484
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,582
[ Breathes ]
485
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,377
[ Both scream ]
486
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,004
Ugh!!
Why do I taste rainbow wax?
487
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,215
Why do you know what
that tastes like?
488
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,550
[ Bones crack ]
Oh. Ah!
489
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:37,677
[ Grunting ]
490
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,220
How 's it feel?
491
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,056
Not as wet as the last guy,
but I'll fix that.
492
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:45,976
[ Grunting, lips smacking ]
493
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,978
I'm glad you're getting
to live on, Reese.
494
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,272
And getting a pretty sweet rig
out of the deal.
495
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,942
I hope you have
a good life out there.
496
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,694
I...
I love you.
497
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,738
And I love how much matter
you're made of.
498
00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,408
I'm leaving now, to do things
that are my business.
499
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,910
There is a place called Skyzone.
500
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,745
Do not visit me there.
501
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,248
[ Sighs ]
502
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,999
What, you gonna keep
sighing until I notice?
503
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,835
I'm just breathing.
He's alive, Morty.
504
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,503
You're welcome.
505
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,881
Gaaaah!
Fuckin' hogs.
506
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,091
Fuckin' Morty.
507
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,092
Cost me a flask.
508
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,427
[ Beep! ]
509
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,137
[ Explosions,
Hog-people screaming ]
510
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,806
[burps] Learned my lesson.
No more portal flasks.
511
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,433
Mmm, mmm!
512
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,685
Ahh.
513
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,646
Mmm, mmm.
Mmm.
514
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,772
Ahh.
515
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:34,692
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
516
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,945
[burps] Morty, I-I
can tell you're disgusted...
517
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,196
[ Burps ]
518
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,282
...but you're gonna be
just like me!
519
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,118
It's a disease, Morty!
A genetic disease!
520
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,870
It's already in you,
Morty!
521
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:55,880
♪♪
522
00:20:55,963 --> 00:21:05,890
♪♪
523
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:15,900
♪♪
524
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:16,984
[ Groaning ]
525
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,111
H-hey, buddy, y-you good?
526
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:22,573
F-u-u-uck you, Morty,
you little piece of shit.
527
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,158
You think you're better
than me, Morty?!
528
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,451
I'm gonna --
I'm gonna kill you!
529
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:26,827
I-I'll kill you!!
[ Knock on door ]
530
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,245
Hey, guys! I'm Rex.
531
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,789
I just moved in next door,
532
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,874
and I love "Minecraft"
and skateboarding!
533
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,000
-Unh!
-Aah!
534
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,585
[ Groaning ]
535
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:36,003
Aaah! Aah!
536
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:39,673
Wait- wait, he's- he's not--
[ Cellphone ringing ]
537
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,258
Georgie Boy!
538
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,428
M-Morty, w-would-- would
you believe my unrelated friend,
539
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:46,931
Georgie Boy,
wants to hang?
540
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,307
Howdy, fellas!
541
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,351
Georgie Boy!
Georgie Boy!
But -- Oh...
542
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,561
Georgie Boy!
Georgie Boy!
543
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,564
Did you get any of that?