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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.03,0:00:03.27,Default,,0,0,0,,* {\i1}MTV.{\i0} *
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.08,0:00:18.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you still here?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.56,0:00:19.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You need to get going.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.07,0:00:23.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't get going.\NI told you I don't feel well.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.27,0:00:24.47,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the matter now?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.67,0:00:26.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, nothing, I just had
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.44,0:00:27.87,Default,,0,0,0,,explosive fucking diarrhea\Nall night
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.07,0:00:30.44,Default,,0,0,0,,because you decided\Nto get us KFC for dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.64,0:00:32.65,Default,,0,0,0,,You have KFC all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.85,0:00:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, and I have\Ndiarrhea all the time!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.28,0:00:38.65,Default,,0,0,0,,You're not staying home all day\Nand playing {\i1}Baldur's Gate 3.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.85,0:00:42.19,Default,,0,0,0,,- Now let's go.\N- Ugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.39,0:00:44.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Have a good day at school,\Nsweetie.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.92,0:00:46.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck you, Mom!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.18,0:00:50.40,Default,,0,0,0,,This is bullshit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.60,0:00:52.63,Default,,0,0,0,,How do you get your mom arrested\Nfor child abuse?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.83,0:00:54.90,Default,,0,0,0,,She wouldn't let you stay home\Nand play {\i1}Baldur's Gate 3,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.10,0:00:56.24,Default,,0,0,0,,huh, fat ass?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.44,0:00:58.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Who you callin' fat,\Nyou heathen bitch?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.67,0:01:00.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Dude, you don't wanna\Nmiss school today.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.81,0:01:03.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Clyde said he's gonna fart\Non Tammy Mullins during P.E.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.01,0:01:06.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Tammy Mullins has\Nsweet fucking knockers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.28,0:01:08.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Dude, Kenny,\Nenough about Tammy's knockers!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.95,0:01:10.22,Default,,0,0,0,,You sound like\Na white male trying to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.42,0:01:11.95,Default,,0,0,0,,re-establish the patriarchy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.15,0:01:15.12,Default,,0,0,0,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.32,0:01:16.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Eric, it's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.69,0:01:18.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's okay.\N- Mom! Mom!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.12,0:01:20.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I had a dream that...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.53,0:01:22.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I was replaced\Nby a diverse woman!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.53,0:01:23.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, not again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.96,0:01:26.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, only this time,\Nit wasn't just me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.30,0:01:28.67,Default,,0,0,0,,They were taking all my favorite\Npeople and replacing them
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.87,0:01:30.50,Default,,0,0,0,,with diverse women complaining\Nabout the patriarchy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.70,0:01:32.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Will you check\Nunder the bed and make sure
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.54,0:01:34.04,Default,,0,0,0,,there's no Disney executives\Nunder there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.24,0:01:36.61,Default,,0,0,0,,- I promise there's not.\N- I'm scared, Mom!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.81,0:01:38.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Will you please just look\Nand make sure Kathleen Kennedy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.71,0:01:40.00,Default,,0,0,0,,isn't under my bed?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.93,0:01:43.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Kathleen Kennedy\Nis not under your bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.72,0:01:44.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you check the closet?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.08,0:01:46.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Eric, enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.65,0:01:49.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I've told you there's no such\Nthing as Disney executives
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.72,0:01:51.56,Default,,0,0,0,,who replace everyone you love\Nwith diverse women
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.76,0:01:53.36,Default,,0,0,0,,who complain\Nabout the patriarchy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.56,0:01:55.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Now be a big boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.28,0:01:59.53,Default,,0,0,0,,It's-it's not real.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.73,0:02:01.77,Default,,0,0,0,,It's... it's not real.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.97,0:02:03.95,Default,,0,0,0,,* *
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.63,0:02:15.86,Default,,0,0,0,,(rooster crows)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.57,0:02:18.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Get up!\N- (yells)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.78,0:02:20.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Stan, get up.\NLet's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.62,0:02:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- What, Dad?\N- Downstairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.82,0:02:23.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go.\NI'm sick of this shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.58,0:02:27.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.99,0:02:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,It has come to my attention\Nlately that
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.86,0:02:33.60,Default,,0,0,0,,young people today\Ndon't know how to do shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.80,0:02:36.57,Default,,0,0,0,,You got your phones and your AI\Nand you kids haven't
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.77,0:02:38.87,Default,,0,0,0,,learned to be able\Nto actually do anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.07,0:02:40.64,Default,,0,0,0,,So we're going\Nto take this morning to
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.84,0:02:43.94,Default,,0,0,0,,learn how to fix something.\NYou see this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.14,0:02:47.08,Default,,0,0,0,,See this?\NThe oven door isn't working.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.28,0:02:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It's falling off the hinges.\NSo what do we do?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.95,0:02:51.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Shelley?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.07,0:02:53.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.62,0:02:54.69,Default,,0,0,0,,It's very simple.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.89,0:02:56.39,Default,,0,0,0,,You gotta\Nmake the hinges tighter
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.59,0:02:57.96,Default,,0,0,0,,so the oven door's more secure.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.16,0:03:01.36,Default,,0,0,0,,So what you do is...\Nyou take out your phone
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.56,0:03:04.03,Default,,0,0,0,,and you call the handyman.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.23,0:03:05.86,Default,,0,0,0,,(line ringing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.06,0:03:07.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}HANDYMAN (over phone): Hello?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.33,0:03:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello. It's Randy Marsh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.03,0:03:12.61,Default,,0,0,0,,My oven door is not working.\NPlease come fix it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.81,0:03:15.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Now we rest\Nuntil the handyman comes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.70,0:03:21.98,Default,,0,0,0,,(tool clicking)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.18,0:03:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you following this\Nat all, guys?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.82,0:03:27.45,Default,,0,0,0,,- Is this seeping in?\N- Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.65,0:03:30.32,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it looks like\Nthe screws are totally stripped.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.52,0:03:31.76,Default,,0,0,0,,What does that mean?\NWhat's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.96,0:03:33.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't get 'er fixed right now,\NI gotta get
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.89,0:03:35.96,Default,,0,0,0,,some different washers\Nat the Home Depot.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.16,0:03:37.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.60,0:03:38.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't do it right now,\NI gotta get
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.86,0:03:40.47,Default,,0,0,0,,over to Stephen Stotch's house
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.67,0:03:42.03,Default,,0,0,0,,and install his closet shelves.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.23,0:03:45.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, see, kids,\Nthis happens sometimes
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.34,0:03:47.74,Default,,0,0,0,,but handymen don't make a lot\Nof money, so here's what you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.94,0:03:50.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, okay, I will pay you\Nan extra 30 bucks
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.41,0:03:51.94,Default,,0,0,0,,if you fix my oven now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.14,0:03:55.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, sorry, but Stotch already\Ngave me an extra 50 bucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.55,0:03:58.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I will pay you\Nan extra 55 bucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.22,0:04:00.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Randy, did you fix\Nthe oven door yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.49,0:04:02.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm working on it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.46,0:04:03.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.79,0:04:05.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Whatever you want.\NI'll throw in a six-pack
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.39,0:04:06.73,Default,,0,0,0,,of beer and you can get drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.93,0:04:08.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't need your trivial\Nlittle perks anymore, Marsh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.99,0:04:11.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I got work comin'\Nout my ears. It's like...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.03,0:04:13.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know,\Nit's like nobody knows
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.73,0:04:15.58,Default,,0,0,0,,how to do shit anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.42,0:04:18.30,Default,,0,0,0,,You're--\NYou're just gonna leave?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.50,0:04:20.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll pay a different handyman.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.67,0:04:21.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, go for it, buddy,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.97,0:04:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I got so much money\NI don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.33,0:04:28.06,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell is going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.83,0:04:32.35,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, just try to relax.\NTake a deep breath.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.55,0:04:36.76,Default,,0,0,0,,(inhales) Now tell me exactly\Nwhat it is you're afraid of.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.96,0:04:39.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I keep having the same dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.96,0:04:41.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Everywhere I look,\Npeople are being replaced.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.06,0:04:45.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. And who do you think\Nis going to have you replaced?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.70,0:04:47.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Them. The puppet masters.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.10,0:04:50.47,Default,,0,0,0,,The last time I had the dream,\NI was, I was walking
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.67,0:04:52.17,Default,,0,0,0,,down the school hallway...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.37,0:04:54.74,Default,,0,0,0,,* *
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.94,0:04:57.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}And then I see Butters,{\i0}\N{\i1}and he's like...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.24,0:04:58.28,Default,,0,0,0,,(Cartman's voice):\NHey, Eric! You wanna see
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.48,0:04:59.61,Default,,0,0,0,,what my mom packed me for lunch?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.81,0:05:01.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}And that's when{\i0}\N{\i1}I start to notice{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.35,0:05:02.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}that something's wrong.{\i0}\N{\i1}Everyone I cared about{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.78,0:05:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}has been{\i0}\N{\i1}systematically replaced.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.28,0:05:05.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}And finally I want to scream{\i0}\N{\i1}and I'm like...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.92,0:05:07.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are they replacing\Nevery single character
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.79,0:05:09.25,Default,,0,0,0,,with someone who is diverse?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.46,0:05:10.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- But then Kenny's like...{\i0}\N- (Cartman's voice): It's not
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.96,0:05:12.26,Default,,0,0,0,,our fault, it's 'cause of\NKathleen Kennedy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.46,0:05:13.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}But then Kathleen Kennedy's{\i0}\N{\i1}just like...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.76,0:05:14.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck it! Make it more lame.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.16,0:05:16.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}CARTMAN:{\i0}\N{\i1}And everyone in town is like,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.13,0:05:18.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}"No, please, Kathleen Kennedy,{\i0}\N{\i1}stop ruining everything."{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.00,0:05:20.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}But Kathleen Kennedy{\i0}\N{\i1}is all like...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.30,0:05:21.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Put another gay diverse\Nwoman in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.83,0:05:23.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Make it more fucking lame.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.64,0:05:25.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}And Disney stock just keeps{\i0}\N{\i1}going down and down and down!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.77,0:05:27.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}And then Bob Iger is all like...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.44,0:05:29.51,Default,,0,0,0,,(Cartman's voice): No! No!\NWhat's going on with my stocks?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.71,0:05:30.98,Default,,0,0,0,,No, Kathleen Kennedy!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.18,0:05:33.30,Default,,0,0,0,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.13,0:05:36.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. It happened again,\Ndidn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.58,0:05:39.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Eric, I think I know\Nwhat's going on here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.82,0:05:43.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Your fears aren't about Disney\Nreplacing everything you love.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.49,0:05:47.89,Default,,0,0,0,,What everyone is afraid of these\Ndays is being replaced by AI.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.09,0:05:49.43,Default,,0,0,0,,- AI?\N- But you don't need
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.63,0:05:51.03,Default,,0,0,0,,to worry, Eric.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.23,0:05:53.53,Default,,0,0,0,,As long as you work hard\Nand stay in school,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.73,0:05:55.17,Default,,0,0,0,,you can make something\Nof yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.37,0:05:58.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Become an elite worker like\NI did that AI can't replace.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.47,0:05:59.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a therapist\Nand the best thing
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.07,0:06:01.17,Default,,0,0,0,,you have to tell me is\N"stay in school"?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.37,0:06:03.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You're in control\Nof your future, Eric.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.11,0:06:05.81,Default,,0,0,0,,You just need to ask yourself,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.01,0:06:07.18,Default,,0,0,0,,"Who will be the people
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.38,0:06:10.13,Default,,0,0,0,,still making money\Nin the AI-driven future?"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.00,0:06:12.75,Default,,0,0,0,,(electricity crackles)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.95,0:06:14.67,Default,,0,0,0,,What the-- What the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.21,0:06:19.93,Default,,0,0,0,,(tool clicking)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.13,0:06:21.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Could you hurry it up, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.69,0:06:22.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I kind of need to\Nget back to work.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.93,0:06:24.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep, well, looks like
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.23,0:06:25.80,Default,,0,0,0,,you got a short\Nin the outlet there.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.00,0:06:27.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd have to get a new outlet\Nat Home Depot.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.60,0:06:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I can probably come\Nchange it on the 28th.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.57,0:06:32.34,Default,,0,0,0,,28th? No, no, no, look.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.54,0:06:34.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll give a hundred bucks\Nto get this done today.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.84,0:06:36.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I already got a feller\Ngiving me thousands
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.14,0:06:38.88,Default,,0,0,0,,to fix his toilet\Nthis afternoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.08,0:06:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Thousands?\NI can't afford that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.65,0:06:42.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Free therapy sessions.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.15,0:06:45.32,Default,,0,0,0,,How about we trade?\NYou do the handiwork for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.52,0:06:47.65,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'll give you five\Nfree therapy sessions!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.85,0:06:49.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no, thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.39,0:06:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I do all my therapy\Non the AI Freudbot app.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.25,0:07:00.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}ANNOUNCER: This is{\i0}\NSouth Park Breaking News.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.27,0:07:02.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Shocking developments\Nin the country today,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.43,0:07:05.30,Default,,0,0,0,,it appears that nobody\Nknows how to do shit anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.50,0:07:08.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Our own Chris Martins\Nis live on the scene.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.21,0:07:10.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Tom, I'm standing in\Nmy bathroom where the new
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.88,0:07:13.38,Default,,0,0,0,,tile for my shower\Nhas yet to be installed.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.58,0:07:16.48,Default,,0,0,0,,As you can see, the tile has\Nstarted to peel off in places.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.68,0:07:20.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Now the handyman was supposed\Nto come days ago to fix it
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.25,0:07:21.49,Default,,0,0,0,,but he claims to have\Nbetter offers
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.69,0:07:23.09,Default,,0,0,0,,from other white-collar workers
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.29,0:07:26.36,Default,,0,0,0,,like me whose practical\Nknow-how has atrophied.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.56,0:07:28.56,Default,,0,0,0,,It appears\Nwe've all screwed ourselves
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.76,0:07:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,by relying on technology and AI.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.12,0:07:37.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- (phone chimes)\N- Hey, Siri,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.04,0:07:40.57,Default,,0,0,0,,how do you fix\Na broken oven door?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.77,0:07:43.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}SIRI: Here's what I found{\i0}\N{\i1}from reference.com.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.81,0:07:46.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Undo any screws that{\i0}\N{\i1}hold the hinges in position,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.08,0:07:49.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}pull the door upward{\i0}\N{\i1}and then outwards{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.21,0:07:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}to detach hinges from the oven.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.28,0:07:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Insert the new hinge{\i0}\N{\i1}into the hinge holes{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.32,0:07:55.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}and secure the hinges{\i0}\N{\i1}with screws.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.19,0:08:00.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Siri, okay,\Ncan you do that for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.53,0:08:02.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Can I do what for you?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.33,0:08:04.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you fix my oven door for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.63,0:08:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It's broken.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.36,0:08:09.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I cannot do that{\i0}\N{\i1}because I do not have arms.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.17,0:08:12.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}You will need{\i0}\N{\i1}to call a handyman.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.30,0:08:14.54,Default,,0,0,0,,The handyman isn't available.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.74,0:08:16.21,Default,,0,0,0,,He's all, like, rich now
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.41,0:08:19.14,Default,,0,0,0,,and I fucking rely on him to\Nkeep everything working here!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.34,0:08:21.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I am unable to fix an oven door.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.11,0:08:25.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, well, hey, Siri,\NI thought AI was supposed to be
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.62,0:08:29.12,Default,,0,0,0,,this amazing scary advancement\Nthat could, like, do anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.32,0:08:31.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Randy,\Nthe oven door in the kitchen
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.22,0:08:33.01,Default,,0,0,0,,- still isn't--\N- I am working on it!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.84,0:08:36.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Siri,\Nall the handymen are rich
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.60,0:08:39.90,Default,,0,0,0,,and I can't afford them anymore\Nso what do I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.10,0:08:42.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Perhaps you could find{\i0}\N{\i1}an unlicensed worker{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.60,0:08:45.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}who does small day jobs{\i0}\N{\i1}for cash.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.54,0:08:47.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean like those\Nbroke-ass illegal immigrants
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.04,0:08:49.81,Default,,0,0,0,,down at Home Depot?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.01,0:08:51.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry, I shouldn't\Nhave said it that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.08,0:08:54.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Siri, you mean like those
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.25,0:08:56.65,Default,,0,0,0,,broke-ass illegal immigrants\Ndown at Home Depot?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.85,0:08:59.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Yes. There are often{\i0}\N{\i1}people sitting out front{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.79,0:09:02.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}of Home Depot{\i0}\N{\i1}waiting to be hired for work.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.86,0:09:05.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Those guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.14,0:09:08.28,Default,,0,0,0,,(school bell rings)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.38,0:09:11.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Kenny, can we talk to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.13,0:09:13.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure, guys, what's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.60,0:09:15.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Clyde says that you\Ntold Tammy Mullins
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.73,0:09:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,he was gonna fart on her in P.E.\Nso she didn't show up.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.20,0:09:20.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I might have told her.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.24,0:09:21.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Kenny, everyone was really\Nlooking forward to that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.91,0:09:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Why did you ruin it?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.24,0:09:24.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you guys\NI think Tammy Mullins
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.81,0:09:27.51,Default,,0,0,0,,- has sweet fucking knockers.\N- CARTMAN: You guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.71,0:09:30.68,Default,,0,0,0,,You guys! Something super crazy\Nis happening, you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.88,0:09:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You went on a diet?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.28,0:09:33.72,Default,,0,0,0,,This is serious, Kyle!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.92,0:09:35.22,Default,,0,0,0,,At first they were just dreams,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.42,0:09:37.46,Default,,0,0,0,,but now I feel like\NI'm actually changing.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.66,0:09:40.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Why would I be having visions\Nthat I'm a diverse woman?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.36,0:09:42.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Because you're a fat,\Nracist piece of shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.36,0:09:44.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Goddamn it, I'm not fat.\NI'm just shamed for my body
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.76,0:09:46.33,Default,,0,0,0,,in a world where white men\Ndecide what's beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.53,0:09:48.70,Default,,0,0,0,,(gasps)\NWhat the fuck was that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.90,0:09:51.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Why would I say that?\NI don't say that. You see?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.97,0:09:54.17,Default,,0,0,0,,This is happening\Nto all of us, you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.37,0:09:55.94,Default,,0,0,0,,You might think\Neverything is okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.14,0:09:58.71,Default,,0,0,0,,But Disney... is gonna get ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.91,0:10:00.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Kathleen Kennedy's\Ngonna get ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.68,0:10:03.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Disney and Kathleen Kennedy\Nare gonna get ya!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.52,0:10:05.12,Default,,0,0,0,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.32,0:10:07.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think that what\NI'm experiencing are dreams.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.99,0:10:09.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I think that what\NI'm seeing are windows...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.96,0:10:11.92,Default,,0,0,0,,into alternate universes.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.12,0:10:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, okay, I'm out.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.31,0:10:15.49,Default,,0,0,0,,It's true, Kyle, there could be
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.69,0:10:17.23,Default,,0,0,0,,other universes\Nwith other versions of--
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.43,0:10:19.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone's sick of\Nthe stupid multiverse, Cartman.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.23,0:10:21.10,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not stupid,\Nit's totally possible
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.30,0:10:22.70,Default,,0,0,0,,and if you can't--
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.90,0:10:24.30,Default,,0,0,0,,(muffled): Kyle? Kyle?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.50,0:10:26.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I swear, the multiverse is\Njust an excuse for lazy writing.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.54,0:10:28.41,Default,,0,0,0,,- Whoa. Kyle!\N- Yeah, it's like\Nevery damn movie now.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.61,0:10:29.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Kyle, what is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.91,0:10:31.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, you might\Nwanna listen to him, Kyle!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.01,0:10:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Kyle, you gotta help me!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.78,0:10:34.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Help me, Kyle!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.85,0:10:36.63,Default,,0,0,0,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.25,0:10:53.03,Default,,0,0,0,,(whistles) Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.23,0:10:54.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, I need a worker!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.63,0:10:56.43,Default,,0,0,0,,- Is that a handyman?\N- There's one!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.63,0:10:57.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- (all clamoring)\N- Hey, you wanna trade?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.14,0:10:59.30,Default,,0,0,0,,What the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.50,0:11:01.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Randy! You know how\Nto do stuff, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.47,0:11:02.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I gotta get the radiant heat
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.74,0:11:04.04,Default,,0,0,0,,installed in my house\Nand I'm offering
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.24,0:11:05.88,Default,,0,0,0,,free legal advice in exchange.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.08,0:11:07.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You need a reporter?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.68,0:11:09.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll report the news to you\Nif you fix my shower tile!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.12,0:11:12.28,Default,,0,0,0,,How about a computer programmer?\NI can do coding!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.48,0:11:14.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Insurance broker?\NInsurance broker?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.22,0:11:15.65,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell are\Nyou guys doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.85,0:11:17.99,Default,,0,0,0,,We're trying to get\Na handyman to do stuff for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.19,0:11:20.13,Default,,0,0,0,,You know how to\Ninstall radiant heat or not?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.33,0:11:23.76,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I need some broke-ass\Nimmigrants to fix my oven door.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.96,0:11:25.23,Default,,0,0,0,,- (all groaning)\N- Dang it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.43,0:11:27.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Here comes\Na different handyman!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.85,0:11:32.67,Default,,0,0,0,,(whistles) Hey, anyone wanna\Nmake a bunch of money?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.87,0:11:35.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I need four workers who know\Nhow to use a power saw.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.73,0:11:39.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll do lawyer work if\Nyou install my radiant heat!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.58,0:11:41.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got skills\Nin human resources.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.41,0:11:42.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's work something out!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.82,0:11:46.23,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I need guys that know\Nhow to work a power saw.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.80,0:11:51.61,Default,,0,0,0,,None of you know how to\Nwork a power saw? Jesus Christ.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.34,0:11:56.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What universe is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.59,0:12:09.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Yo, Kenny, we gotta\Nask you something.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.41,0:12:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you, like,\Nin love with Tammy Mullins?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.28,0:12:14.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not in love with her,\NI just like her knockers.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.88,0:12:17.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, well, why would you\Nprotect someone from getting
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.35,0:12:19.85,Default,,0,0,0,,farted on unless there\Nwere some real feelings there?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.05,0:12:22.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Dude, I said I was sorry, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.25,0:12:23.59,Default,,0,0,0,,You guys! You guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.79,0:12:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Something really weird\Nis going on!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.83,0:12:29.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I keep having the same dream\Nthat I'm a fat little white boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.69,0:12:32.23,Default,,0,0,0,,You ain't white,\Nbut you definitely fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.43,0:12:33.80,Default,,0,0,0,,This is serious, Kyle!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.00,0:12:37.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It's more than a dream,\Nit's becoming like real now!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.24,0:12:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I keep seeing all of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.74,0:12:40.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Being replaced by\Nlittle white motherfuckers!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.81,0:12:43.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, maybe you should try\Nnot being so racist, Cartman.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.48,0:12:45.51,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't be racist\Ntowards white people, Stan!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.71,0:12:48.75,Default,,0,0,0,,They all honky-ass bitches!\NYou know what this is?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.95,0:12:51.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I think this is some\Nalternate universe shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.63,0:12:54.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, right, you just\Nacting crazy 'cause you wanna
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.82,0:12:57.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- get sent home from school.\N- No, I'm not, Kyle!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.62,0:12:59.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, bitch, you just\Nwanna get sent home
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.42,0:13:01.43,Default,,0,0,0,,so you can play {\i1}Baldur's Gate 3.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.63,0:13:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,(yelling)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.55,0:13:07.55,Default,,0,0,0,,(yelling)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.32,0:13:11.64,Default,,0,0,0,,What the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.84,0:13:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God, it's all real!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.74,0:13:16.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Whatever you're doing,\NCartman, we ain't buyin' it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.81,0:13:19.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Stay away from me! You aren't\Nmy friends! Do you understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.64,0:13:21.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that supposed to be Cartman?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.11,0:13:23.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It ain't Cartman\Nbut it's still fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.82,0:13:25.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Just more like\Nlittle round and fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.68,0:13:27.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, like Tammy Mullins'\Nknockers.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.72,0:13:28.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Kenny! Brah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.02,0:13:30.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Chill with the knockers. Man!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.19,0:13:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.53,0:13:35.74,Default,,0,0,0,,No...!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.98,0:13:39.36,Default,,0,0,0,,(school bell rings)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.56,0:13:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, so Clyde says he\Ncan probably try to fart
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.70,0:13:43.27,Default,,0,0,0,,on Tammy Mullins again\Nduring fourth period.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.47,0:13:45.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But this time Kenny\Nhas to keep his mouth shut.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.40,0:13:47.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It's fine!\NI won't say anything, fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.61,0:13:49.57,Default,,0,0,0,,He's gonna say something,\Nhe's totally in love with her.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.77,0:13:52.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- No, I'm not!\N- You guys! You guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.84,0:13:54.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Holy shit, you guys,\NI fuckin' told you!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.01,0:13:57.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I fuckin' told you this\Nwas happening, didn't I?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.57,0:13:59.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Told us what was happening?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.85,0:14:01.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you I was having\Nall these dreams
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.55,0:14:02.89,Default,,0,0,0,,that I was a fat\Nlittle white boy
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.09,0:14:04.86,Default,,0,0,0,,and you guys were all\Nwhite boys too and now look!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.06,0:14:06.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Y'all actually turned into 'em!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.44,0:14:09.69,Default,,0,0,0,,- Do we know you?\N- I'm Cartman.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.89,0:14:12.60,Default,,0,0,0,,And you're Kyle and you're Stan\Nand you're fucking Kenny.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.80,0:14:14.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Only it's a parallel,\Nalternated universe
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.63,0:14:15.87,Default,,0,0,0,,and y'all have been replaced.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.07,0:14:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, okay, cool lady.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.20,0:14:19.77,Default,,0,0,0,,We gotta get to class.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.97,0:14:21.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.61,0:14:23.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You guys are gonna\Nlisten to me this time!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.34,0:14:25.11,Default,,0,0,0,,I need help!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.31,0:14:27.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Cartman's just messing with us.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.25,0:14:28.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck you, Kyle!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.48,0:14:29.81,Default,,0,0,0,,This is serious,\Nyou fuckin' butt-fucker!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.02,0:14:32.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, listen, lady,\Nwe really gotta get going.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.88,0:14:35.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Will you guys fucking\Nlisten to me?! I'm Cartman!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.09,0:14:38.92,Default,,0,0,0,,You're not Cartman and\Nmultiple universes are stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.12,0:14:41.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, goddamn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.41,0:14:45.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Tom, I'm still here\Nlive at the scene.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.86,0:14:48.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Dozens of white-collar workers\Nare gathered hoping
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.57,0:14:51.17,Default,,0,0,0,,to get the attention of\Njust one handyman.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.37,0:14:53.74,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a scene\Nof desperation and a reminder
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.94,0:14:56.66,Default,,0,0,0,,of where our\Ncountry's economy is headed.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.26,0:15:02.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey! Hey, hey, hey!\N- (all clamoring)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.00,0:15:06.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, hey! Excuse me,\Nyou're a handyman, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.65,0:15:08.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I get you to come look\Nat my oven door?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.19,0:15:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I can trade you services.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.82,0:15:14.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I have geology skills.\NCould you come fix my door
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.23,0:15:15.76,Default,,0,0,0,,and I'll give you some geology?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.96,0:15:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, why don't you guys\Nget outta here?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.06,0:15:22.22,Default,,0,0,0,,You're making the Home Depot\Nlook all shitty.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.02,0:15:26.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuckin' rich assholes.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.24,0:15:27.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- (all grumbling)\N- Ugh, sucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.94,0:15:28.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.11,0:15:31.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Boy, I wish\NI knew how to fix stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.54,0:15:32.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd be rich, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.74,0:15:34.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I could know how to fix stuff!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.01,0:15:36.81,Default,,0,0,0,,The problem is\Nwhen I could have been learning
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.02,0:15:40.09,Default,,0,0,0,,how to fix stuff, I went\Nto fucking college instead!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.29,0:15:41.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, yeah, he's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.72,0:15:44.22,Default,,0,0,0,,We all went to college,\Nand where did it get us?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.42,0:15:46.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I'm still paying off\Nmy college loans.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.82,0:15:49.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, so am I! Now I don't\Nknow how to do anything
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.83,0:15:52.40,Default,,0,0,0,,'cause I got suckered into going\Nto college and learning stupid
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.60,0:15:55.47,Default,,0,0,0,,geology that anyone can know\N'cause of goddamn AI!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.67,0:15:56.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, fuck college!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.97,0:15:58.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go\Nget our fucking money back!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.64,0:16:00.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- OTHERS: Yeah!\N- Yeah! Fuck college!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.94,0:16:02.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- Come on, let's go!\N- (all clamoring)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.13,0:16:06.31,Default,,0,0,0,,(clamoring continues)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.51,0:16:08.75,Default,,0,0,0,,- Stupid college!\N- You wasted our time!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.95,0:16:11.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Fuck you, college!\N- Piece of shit college!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.18,0:16:13.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey-hey, college!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.69,0:16:15.92,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what you are?!\NYou're a scam!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.12,0:16:17.19,Default,,0,0,0,,College is a scam!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.39,0:16:19.19,Default,,0,0,0,,- (cheering)\N- OTHERS: Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.39,0:16:20.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that's right!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.66,0:16:21.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, hey, college!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.79,0:16:23.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's my student loan bill.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.43,0:16:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That I'm still paying off!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.36,0:16:27.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, guess what,\NI'm not paying it!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.45,0:16:30.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah!\N- We don't owe you nothing!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.70,0:16:32.37,Default,,0,0,0,,- (all clamoring)\N- RANDY: Guess what, college?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.57,0:16:35.84,Default,,0,0,0,,We don't owe you money,\Nyou owe us money!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.04,0:16:37.14,Default,,0,0,0,,OTHERS:\NYeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.34,0:16:40.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that's right!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.10,0:16:43.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You think you can\Njust sit there and not even
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.28,0:16:45.75,Default,,0,0,0,,respond to us, college?\NOkay!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.95,0:16:48.49,Default,,0,0,0,,You aren't going to destroy\Nany more lives!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.69,0:16:50.22,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, bring in\Nthe catapult.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.42,0:16:51.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Bring in the catapult!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.06,0:16:52.92,Default,,0,0,0,,OTHERS:\NYeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.13,0:16:54.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that's right!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.49,0:16:56.71,Default,,0,0,0,,(grunting)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.65,0:17:02.85,Default,,0,0,0,,- What's that?\N- That's the catapult.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.82,0:17:05.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, but it's still in the box.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.94,0:17:08.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, somebody's\Ngotta put it together.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.44,0:17:10.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, how are we gonna...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.31,0:17:11.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Hang on, college!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.71,0:17:12.81,Default,,0,0,0,,How're we gonna\Nbreak the college if
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.01,0:17:14.45,Default,,0,0,0,,the catapult is still\Nin the box?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.65,0:17:16.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's okay,\Nwe called the handyman.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.28,0:17:18.33,Default,,0,0,0,,He's gonna build it for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.17,0:17:26.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, gentlemen, what\Nseems to be the problem?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.19,0:17:28.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.86,0:17:30.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You said\Nyou couldn't work today.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.66,0:17:32.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You're supposed\Nto fix my oven door!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.60,0:17:34.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got a lot of jobs there,\Nbuddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.37,0:17:35.57,Default,,0,0,0,,This one paid the most today.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.77,0:17:38.10,Default,,0,0,0,,We all pooled together\Nand offered him $20,000.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.30,0:17:39.77,Default,,0,0,0,,$20,000?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.97,0:17:41.44,Default,,0,0,0,,What the fuck\Nare you guys doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.64,0:17:43.99,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gonna make him\Ntotally impossible now!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.96,0:17:46.24,Default,,0,0,0,,(phone beeps)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.44,0:17:48.65,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, send Broflovski,\NMarsh and McKormick
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.85,0:17:50.83,Default,,0,0,0,,into my office, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.03,0:17:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, what the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.32,0:17:54.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Sit down, boys.\NOne of our students here
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.85,0:17:56.15,Default,,0,0,0,,says you've been\Ntreating them unfairly.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.35,0:17:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Treating who unfairly?\N- We didn't do anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.36,0:18:00.79,Default,,0,0,0,,We're just minding\Nour own business
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.99,0:18:02.61,Default,,0,0,0,,and she keeps saying\Nshe's Eric Cartman!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.65,0:18:05.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. And what's\Nwrong with that?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.48,0:18:09.80,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong is it\Ndoesn't make any sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.00,0:18:11.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.60,0:18:13.07,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a diverse female\Nwhere Cartman used to be
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.27,0:18:14.37,Default,,0,0,0,,and you don't like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.57,0:18:16.47,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not that we\Ndon't like it, it's...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.67,0:18:17.78,Default,,0,0,0,,don't you think that's weird?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.98,0:18:19.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't see\Na problem with it at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.78,0:18:21.38,Default,,0,0,0,,And if you boys don't think\NEric can be a Black woman,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.58,0:18:23.60,Default,,0,0,0,,then maybe the problem is you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.87,0:18:25.75,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.95,0:18:27.02,Default,,0,0,0,,You think it's perfectly normal
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.22,0:18:28.79,Default,,0,0,0,,that Cartman\Nis suddenly a Black woman?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.99,0:18:30.22,Default,,0,0,0,,You probably don't like\Nthat Indiana Jones got replaced
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.42,0:18:31.86,Default,,0,0,0,,by a female either, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.06,0:18:34.03,Default,,0,0,0,,You probably have a problem\Nwith Black Spider-Man, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.23,0:18:35.73,Default,,0,0,0,,No! Miles Morales is sweet.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.93,0:18:37.03,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a whole constructed thing
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.23,0:18:38.63,Default,,0,0,0,,with its own character\Nand narrative!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.83,0:18:41.73,Default,,0,0,0,,This is just taking Cartman,\Nsame old Cartman,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.93,0:18:43.64,Default,,0,0,0,,and putting a Black woman in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.84,0:18:45.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you know what I think\Nabout that, Kyle?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.97,0:18:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold on. Hold on.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.24,0:18:48.51,Default,,0,0,0,,- (farts)\N- (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.71,0:18:50.14,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what I think\Nabout that, Kyle! (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.34,0:18:51.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Goddamn it, Cartman!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.68,0:18:53.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Dude, what the fuck\Nis going on?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.38,0:18:54.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll tell you what's going on.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.11,0:18:56.78,Default,,0,0,0,,You boys feel that your white\Nculture is being threatened
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.98,0:18:58.58,Default,,0,0,0,,and so you're\Nlashing out with racism.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.78,0:19:00.45,Default,,0,0,0,,And if you\Nsay anything more about
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.65,0:19:02.15,Default,,0,0,0,,a Black woman Cartman\Nnot making any sense,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.35,0:19:04.16,Default,,0,0,0,,then you can all just have\Nthree weeks' detention!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.36,0:19:05.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Now get out of my office!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.79,0:19:07.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Goddamn it!\N- (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.56,0:19:09.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck you, Kyle.\NYou have to help me!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.43,0:19:11.30,Default,,0,0,0,,How's that fart feeling\Non your face right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.50,0:19:12.66,Default,,0,0,0,,KYLE:\NShut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.86,0:19:15.85,Default,,0,0,0,,CARTMAN: Na-na-na-na-na.\NHeh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.22,0:19:21.84,Default,,0,0,0,,(overlapping chatter)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.04,0:19:25.08,Default,,0,0,0,,(Cartman moaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.28,0:19:27.88,Default,,0,0,0,,And we both told Clyde,\N"Okay, you can try to fart
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.08,0:19:29.85,Default,,0,0,0,,on Tammy Mullins later.\NKenny won't tell her."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.05,0:19:32.68,Default,,0,0,0,,And guess what? This little\Nmotherfucker does it again!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.88,0:19:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.\NShe hypnotized me.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.32,0:19:36.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone's trying\Nto enjoy themselves, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.02,0:19:38.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do you keep fucking it up?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.06,0:19:40.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, who's the fat\Nlittle white boy?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.86,0:19:42.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Who knows?\NWhite heterosexual males
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.96,0:19:44.46,Default,,0,0,0,,think they're welcome anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.66,0:19:47.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- (moaning)\N- (bell chimes)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.60,0:19:50.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, children,\Nlet's take our seats.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.27,0:19:53.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Today we're going to\Ntalk more about female exclusion
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.34,0:19:54.71,Default,,0,0,0,,in the male patriarchy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.91,0:19:56.51,Default,,0,0,0,,(moaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.71,0:19:59.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, Butters,\Nwho is that sitting next to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.81,0:20:00.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I don't know, ma'am.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.05,0:20:03.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I think it's\Nsupposed to be Eric.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.25,0:20:04.65,Default,,0,0,0,,I am Eric!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.85,0:20:06.88,Default,,0,0,0,,All Cartman cares about\Nis playing {\i1}Baldur's Gate 3.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.08,0:20:09.09,Default,,0,0,0,,So the bitch did a switcheroo\Nwith Spanky here.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.29,0:20:10.72,Default,,0,0,0,,That is not what's going on!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.92,0:20:12.99,Default,,0,0,0,,And I am not going to sit here\Nand be insulted anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.19,0:20:14.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I am a respected citizen\Nin my universe
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.93,0:20:17.06,Default,,0,0,0,,and I demand to speak to\Nsomeone with authority!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.26,0:20:20.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- (radio static)\N- Is there a problem here?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.98,0:20:24.82,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.29,0:20:28.49,Default,,0,0,0,,(tool whirring)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.62,0:20:31.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Eight years.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.21,0:20:34.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Eight years I spent\Nwasting time at stupid college
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.21,0:20:36.08,Default,,0,0,0,,when I could have been\Nlearning how to do stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.28,0:20:39.48,Default,,0,0,0,,All the time we spent\Nmemorizing, studying-- for what?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.68,0:20:42.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyone gets any info they want\Nwith the touch of a button now.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.12,0:20:45.52,Default,,0,0,0,,All right,\NI think she's ready to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.72,0:20:47.63,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's ready! It's ready!\N- (all clamoring)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.83,0:20:50.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, okay, aim it\Nat the center of the school.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.76,0:20:52.06,Default,,0,0,0,,How do we fire it?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.26,0:20:54.17,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a big red button here.\NShould I press it?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.37,0:20:56.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, yeah, let 'er rip!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.99,0:21:04.81,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah! Yeah!\N- (all cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.01,0:21:07.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, take that, college!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.58,0:21:09.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's see them ignore that!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.31,0:21:11.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't wait\Nto see what they do now.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.68,0:21:13.59,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah!\N- Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.79,0:21:15.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey-hey, wait, what's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.74,0:21:23.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Hey, no,\Nyou son of a bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.71,0:21:27.13,Default,,0,0,0,,GERALD:\NHe's just gonna fix the glass!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.33,0:21:28.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.80,0:21:29.93,Default,,0,0,0,,You fucking give these\Nbillionaires your money
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.13,0:21:31.47,Default,,0,0,0,,and then another billionaire\Njust comes
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.67,0:21:33.24,Default,,0,0,0,,and profits off of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.44,0:21:35.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Society is so fucked up!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.53,0:21:44.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Something is\Nwrong with the universe.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.98,0:21:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Our stocks are down\Nand every Disney movie
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.78,0:21:48.25,Default,,0,0,0,,this year has failed!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.45,0:21:49.89,Default,,0,0,0,,We don't understand it, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.09,0:21:52.16,Default,,0,0,0,,We keep making\Nthe same movie over and over
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.36,0:21:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,and pandering to everyone\Nbut suddenly it's not working.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.49,0:21:57.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Then we've got to pander harder!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.93,0:22:00.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, I don't want\Nto have to say it, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.30,0:22:03.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I think the problem is\NKathleen Kennedy.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.59,0:22:07.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Kathleen Kennedy has\Nmade studios a lot of money.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.51,0:22:10.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, before. But you have\Nto admit something's changed.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.11,0:22:13.48,Default,,0,0,0,,For weeks now she's been\Ncompletely different.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.68,0:22:15.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's true.\N- What if...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.18,0:22:18.97,Default,,0,0,0,,this is a different\NKathleen Kennedy?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.70,0:22:21.75,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you saying, Rick?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.95,0:22:23.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just saying\Nisn't it possible
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.96,0:22:26.42,Default,,0,0,0,,that we here\Nat Disney pandered so much...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.62,0:22:29.98,Default,,0,0,0,,that we've opened a doorway\Nto the panderverse.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.78,0:22:32.43,Default,,0,0,0,,The panderverse\Nis just a theory!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.63,0:22:35.53,Default,,0,0,0,,And yet we do have\Nthe panderstone downstairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.73,0:22:38.97,Default,,0,0,0,,It's possible that someone\Nhas tampered with it somehow.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.17,0:22:40.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, she's on her way in\Nright now.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.07,0:22:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,If you wanna tell\NKathleen Kennedy you think
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.24,0:22:44.71,Default,,0,0,0,,she's from\Nan alternate universe,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.91,0:22:47.75,Default,,0,0,0,,because we misused\Nthe panderstone, go right ahead!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.95,0:22:51.03,Default,,0,0,0,,(doors creak open)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.77,0:22:58.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Is there a problem, people?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.44,0:23:01.93,Default,,0,0,0,,No problem at all, Mrs. Kennedy.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.13,0:23:03.86,Default,,0,0,0,,We were just discussing ideas
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.06,0:23:05.73,Default,,0,0,0,,of what to do with\Nthe new Prince Eric movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.93,0:23:07.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Put a chick in it, make her gay!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.10,0:23:12.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, yes, Mrs. Kennedy,\Nuh, some of the execs are just
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.60,0:23:15.11,Default,,0,0,0,,- expressing that maybe--\N- Well, that maybe we should go
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.31,0:23:17.58,Default,,0,0,0,,a different route than we did\Nwith Indiana Jones.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.78,0:23:18.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck Indiana Jones!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.14,0:23:21.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Put a chick in it\Nand make her lame and gay!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.16,0:23:24.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.45,0:23:27.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's try that... again.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.74,0:23:30.89,Default,,0,0,0,,* *
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.09,0:23:33.27,Default,,0,0,0,,(indistinct chatter)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.31,0:23:36.86,Default,,0,0,0,,And then... and then there was,\Nlike, this ball
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.06,0:23:38.43,Default,,0,0,0,,and then Eric floated up
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.63,0:23:40.06,Default,,0,0,0,,into this portal\Nand disappeared!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.26,0:23:41.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't care\Nwhat you saw, Butters,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.90,0:23:42.93,Default,,0,0,0,,there's gotta be\Na better explanation
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.13,0:23:44.84,Default,,0,0,0,,than just the stupid multiverse.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.04,0:23:46.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Some multiverse stuff is cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.74,0:23:48.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, it can be cool for,\Nlike, one movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.41,0:23:49.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Now it's just this\Ncheap device that people use
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.14,0:23:51.98,Default,,0,0,0,,to breathe life\Ninto tired franchises.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.18,0:23:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you guys talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.46,0:23:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, we were just talking about\Nhow amazing this all is.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.32,0:24:00.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I've been trying to think
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.95,0:24:02.19,Default,,0,0,0,,about what we should do,\Nyou guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.39,0:24:03.89,Default,,0,0,0,,I think I know\Nhow to make everything right,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.09,0:24:05.62,Default,,0,0,0,,but we're gonna need\Na really powerful computer.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.82,0:24:07.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you gonna eat\Nyour brownie, Kenny?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:07.26,0:24:08.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I'm gonna eat my brownie!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.79,0:24:10.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, fine, so we'll take you\Nto the computer lab.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.90,0:24:11.96,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, no, for this,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.16,0:24:13.50,Default,,0,0,0,,we gotta get\Na really powerful system.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.70,0:24:16.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Is Kyle's mom still a big\Nfat bitch in this universe?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.27,0:24:18.17,Default,,0,0,0,,What? My mom's not a bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:18.37,0:24:20.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I mean,\Nshe is kind of bitchy.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:20.61,0:24:21.94,Default,,0,0,0,,She's a big dumb bitch, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.14,0:24:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What does calling my mom a bitch\Nhave to do with anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.24,0:24:26.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Because we could fake\Na letter from Kyle's mom
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.54,0:24:28.41,Default,,0,0,0,,giving Kyle permission\Nto use her credit card number
Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.61,0:24:30.88,Default,,0,0,0,,to buy all the stuff\Nwe need at Best Buy.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:31.08,0:24:33.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, PC Principal\Ndid say we have to help him.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.05,0:24:36.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Her. Them. It.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.22,0:24:37.96,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the dumbest idea ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.16,0:24:40.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't even know what\Nmy mom's credit number is!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.46,0:24:41.69,Default,,0,0,0,,8-7-1-5...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.89,0:24:42.96,Default,,0,0,0,,3-2-7...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:43.16,0:24:43.76,Default,,0,0,0,,4-9-2...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:43.96,0:24:45.26,Default,,0,0,0,,2-1-0-0-7.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.46,0:24:46.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I use it all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:50.05,0:24:53.79,Default,,0,0,0,,- (phones ringing)\N- (keyboards clacking)
Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.79,0:24:58.96,Default,,0,0,0,,All right. Full name?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:59.89,0:25:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What is your name, sir?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.28,0:25:05.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I told them already\Nmy name is Eric Cartman.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:05.32,0:25:07.32,Default,,0,0,0,,We know Eric Cartman, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:07.52,0:25:10.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Eric Cartman is in here\Nall the time getting in trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.32,0:25:11.99,Default,,0,0,0,,That's because I'm\Nfrom a different universe!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:12.19,0:25:13.46,Default,,0,0,0,,How many times do I have\Nto tell you people?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:13.66,0:25:15.06,Default,,0,0,0,,The Disney company tried to\Nuse their platform
Dialogue: 0,0:25:15.26,0:25:17.76,Default,,0,0,0,,to bring about social change\Nand I got fucked.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:17.96,0:25:20.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Chief. Chief,\Nyou gotta hear this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:21.00,0:25:22.63,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it, Johnston?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:22.83,0:25:24.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:24.27,0:25:26.04,Default,,0,0,0,,This little white boy\Nclaims he's actually
Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.24,0:25:27.51,Default,,0,0,0,,from a different universe.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:27.71,0:25:28.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that so?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.14,0:25:30.31,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, honkey,\Nwhat kind of narcotics
Dialogue: 0,0:25:30.51,0:25:33.11,Default,,0,0,0,,are you on?\NDid you do a cavity search?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:33.31,0:25:34.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you even said what\Nyou've arrested me for?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:34.98,0:25:37.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I come from a place where this\Nis extremely inappropriate.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:37.41,0:25:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,- OFFICER: Chief! Hey, Chief!\N- Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:39.95,0:25:41.85,Default,,0,0,0,,There's some\Ncrazy white lady downstairs
Dialogue: 0,0:25:42.05,0:25:43.96,Default,,0,0,0,,freakin' out and saying\Nshe needs to talk to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.16,0:25:45.29,Default,,0,0,0,,More honkies?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:45.49,0:25:47.02,Default,,0,0,0,,What is this,\Na Taylor Swift concert?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.22,0:25:48.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell the nice lady\NI'll see her after I'm done
Dialogue: 0,0:25:49.16,0:25:50.80,Default,,0,0,0,,with "Eric Cartman" here.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:51.00,0:25:52.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's just it, Chief.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.46,0:25:54.67,Default,,0,0,0,,She's sayin' she's\Nlooking for an Eric Cartman.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:54.87,0:25:56.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Says her name\Nis Kathleen Kennedy.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:56.83,0:25:59.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Kathleen Kennedy?! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.80,0:26:01.47,Default,,0,0,0,,She's gonna try to change me,\Ntoo! I'm the only one left!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.67,0:26:04.83,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey, get back here!\N- She's gonna get me!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:07.09,0:26:09.65,Default,,0,0,0,,- (clamoring)\N- Tom, I'm standing outside
Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.85,0:26:12.98,Default,,0,0,0,,the South Park Country Club\Nwhere protestors have gathered
Dialogue: 0,0:26:13.18,0:26:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,to point out\Nthe unfairness in our economy.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.65,0:26:18.49,Default,,0,0,0,,The White House says they're\Ndoing all they can but it's been
Dialogue: 0,0:26:18.69,0:26:22.26,Default,,0,0,0,,several days now and my bathroom\Ntile still is not installed.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:22.46,0:26:25.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that's right. You see,\Nthe whole system is rigged.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.73,0:26:28.30,Default,,0,0,0,,You've got people like us\Nwho just need our stuff fixed,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:28.50,0:26:30.50,Default,,0,0,0,,and meanwhile\Nthere's these billionaires
Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.70,0:26:31.80,Default,,0,0,0,,that have all the control!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:32.00,0:26:33.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you know that if just
Dialogue: 0,0:26:33.40,0:26:34.81,Default,,0,0,0,,one of these billionaires\Nspread their wealth,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:35.01,0:26:37.27,Default,,0,0,0,,- (phone ringing)\N- it would mean thousands\Nto every per--
Dialogue: 0,0:26:37.47,0:26:38.71,Default,,0,0,0,,it would mean thousands\Nto every--
Dialogue: 0,0:26:38.91,0:26:40.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, hang on, just a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.34,0:26:41.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:41.85,0:26:43.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Ran, the oven door still\Nisn't shutting right.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:44.12,0:26:45.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I'm working on it, Sharon!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:46.08,0:26:48.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm actually\Nworking on it right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:48.35,0:26:49.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, one of them's coming out!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:50.19,0:26:51.39,Default,,0,0,0,,(all clamoring)
Dialogue: 0,0:26:51.59,0:26:53.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Please, just glance\Nat my water pressure!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:53.39,0:26:55.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Fix It, can you please\Ntell us why you haven't been
Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.93,0:26:57.36,Default,,0,0,0,,responding to people's calls?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:57.56,0:27:00.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I've just been busy\Nwith my various assets.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:00.46,0:27:02.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You see, I've been trying\Nto acquire
Dialogue: 0,0:27:02.20,0:27:05.84,Default,,0,0,0,,some social media platforms.\NI just bought Instagram.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.04,0:27:08.17,Default,,0,0,0,,What? The country needs\Nstuff fixed.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:08.37,0:27:11.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Why the fuck are you out\Nbuying Instagram?!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:11.21,0:27:12.53,Default,,0,0,0,,(tires screech)
Dialogue: 0,0:27:13.66,0:27:16.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, did you just outbid me\Nto acquire Instagram?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:17.15,0:27:18.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I outbid you.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:18.55,0:27:21.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I own Instagram now\Nand you don't!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:21.25,0:27:22.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah?\NWell, I just acquired
Dialogue: 0,0:27:22.99,0:27:24.89,Default,,0,0,0,,the entire\NBloomberg media company!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:25.09,0:27:26.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah?\NWell, I can kick your ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:26.72,0:27:28.19,Default,,0,0,0,,You wanna fight me MMA?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:28.39,0:27:30.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I'll fight you MMA,\Nlet's do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.49,0:27:32.10,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell\Nare they doing now?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:32.30,0:27:33.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just gonna make a company
Dialogue: 0,0:27:33.87,0:27:35.27,Default,,0,0,0,,and I'm gonna fly to space!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:35.47,0:27:37.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet I can get to space\Nbefore you do!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:37.74,0:27:41.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Gal! Fuck these guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.56,0:27:48.18,Default,,0,0,0,,She has all the right things\Nin her purse.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:48.38,0:27:50.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Her driver's license\Nsays Kathleen Kennedy,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:50.35,0:27:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,she has Kathleen Kennedy\Ncredit cards.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:52.45,0:27:54.95,Default,,0,0,0,,This is definitely all the same\Nmakeup Mrs. Kennedy uses.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:55.15,0:27:58.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, according to this,\Nshe really is Kathleen Kennedy.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:58.29,0:28:00.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Or Kathleen Kennedy\Nfrom another universe.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:01.03,0:28:02.59,Default,,0,0,0,,That's enough! Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:02.79,0:28:04.93,Default,,0,0,0,,We're not going to\Nwaste our time chasing
Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.13,0:28:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,after wild scientific theories!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:06.90,0:28:07.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we have to do something.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:08.13,0:28:10.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Kathleen Kennedy is down\Non set right now
Dialogue: 0,0:28:10.27,0:28:11.97,Default,,0,0,0,,ruining the new Bambi movie!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:12.17,0:28:14.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Put a diverse woman in it,\Nmake it lame!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.61,0:28:18.01,Default,,0,0,0,,But Mrs. Kennedy,\NBam-Bambi's a baby deer.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:18.21,0:28:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck baby deer!\NPut a chick in it, make her gay!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:21.28,0:28:23.35,Default,,0,0,0,,You guys, you better\Ncome take a look at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:23.55,0:28:26.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think we are dealing\Nwith our Kathleen Kennedy.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:26.65,0:28:28.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I took images of Mrs. Kennedy\Nand put them
Dialogue: 0,0:28:28.92,0:28:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,against images of her\Nfrom a few months ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:31.32,0:28:33.76,Default,,0,0,0,,With AI we could detect\Nthe smallest irregularities.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.96,0:28:35.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Take a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:43.35,0:28:46.60,Default,,0,0,0,,All right. What do we know\Nabout the panderverse?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:46.80,0:28:48.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm afraid we know...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:48.21,0:28:49.44,Default,,0,0,0,,frighteningly little.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.64,0:28:52.21,Default,,0,0,0,,The only thing we know for sure
Dialogue: 0,0:28:52.41,0:28:54.28,Default,,0,0,0,,is that if a portal\Nwere somehow opened
Dialogue: 0,0:28:54.48,0:28:55.65,Default,,0,0,0,,with the panderstone,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:55.85,0:28:58.42,Default,,0,0,0,,then both universes\Neventually will collide,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:58.62,0:29:02.22,Default,,0,0,0,,leading to a level of pandering\Nwe can't even fathom.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:02.42,0:29:04.12,Default,,0,0,0,,That we know for sure. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.32,0:29:05.32,Default,,0,0,0,,IGER:\NThen we have to get everyone
Dialogue: 0,0:29:05.52,0:29:07.26,Default,,0,0,0,,back to the right universe.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:07.46,0:29:11.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Before it's complete\Npandermonium.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:22.86,0:29:25.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Kenny,\Nswitch on the power supply.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:25.71,0:29:28.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Stan, make sure\Nwe've got ethernet!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.31,0:29:29.65,Default,,0,0,0,,- All good.\N- All right,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:29.85,0:29:30.95,Default,,0,0,0,,let's just hope this works.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:31.15,0:29:33.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, man, what the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:33.25,0:29:35.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Dude, Kyle, what is up\Nwith your Internet speed?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:35.72,0:29:37.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Go tell your parents to\Nupgrade your Internet speed.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:37.96,0:29:39.02,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:39.22,0:29:40.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Kyle, I know\Nyou're afraid of your mom
Dialogue: 0,0:29:40.69,0:29:42.76,Default,,0,0,0,,'cause she's a fat bitch,\Nbut we have to do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.96,0:29:44.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop calling my mom a bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:44.46,0:29:46.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- (knocking)\N- Kyle!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:46.56,0:29:48.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I just got an alert\Nthat someone used
Dialogue: 0,0:29:48.43,0:29:50.10,Default,,0,0,0,,my credit card at Best Buy?!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.30,0:29:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hello, Mrs. Broflovski.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:53.57,0:29:56.34,Default,,0,0,0,,My goodness,\Nyou're looking nice today.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:56.54,0:29:57.94,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.14,0:29:59.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, credit card fraud
Dialogue: 0,0:30:00.04,0:30:01.45,Default,,0,0,0,,is very serious,\NMrs. Broflovski.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:01.65,0:30:03.38,Default,,0,0,0,,You should call your\NInternet company right away
Dialogue: 0,0:30:03.58,0:30:06.05,Default,,0,0,0,,and up your speed\Nand make sure you're protected.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:06.25,0:30:09.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? Kyle, who is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:09.29,0:30:11.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, haven't you heard, Mom?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:11.26,0:30:12.92,Default,,0,0,0,,We're in a multiverse\Nand this is
Dialogue: 0,0:30:13.12,0:30:14.51,Default,,0,0,0,,supposed to be Eric Cartman.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:15.31,0:30:16.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, okay, I'm fine with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.89,0:30:19.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I better go call\Nthe Internet company.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:19.23,0:30:20.43,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean\Nyou're fine with that?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:20.63,0:30:23.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I think all this stuff\Nis great, Kyle.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:23.30,0:30:25.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And what "all stuff"\Nis that, exactly?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:25.40,0:30:27.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha! It worked.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.27,0:30:28.97,Default,,0,0,0,,She's gonna call\Nthe Internet company.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:29.17,0:30:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Your mom is such\Na dumb bitch, Kyle!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:31.74,0:30:32.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up, Cartman!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:33.18,0:30:36.65,Default,,0,0,0,,* {\i1}Loo, loo, loo,{\i0}\N{\i1}I got some apples{\i0} *
Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.85,0:30:40.55,Default,,0,0,0,,* {\i1}Loo, loo, loo,{\i0}\N{\i1}you got some, too{\i0} *
Dialogue: 0,0:30:40.75,0:30:43.72,Default,,0,0,0,,* {\i1}Loo, loo, loo, let's{\i0}\N{\i1}make some applesauce...{\i0} *
Dialogue: 0,0:30:43.92,0:30:45.22,Default,,0,0,0,,- Butters.\N- (yells)
Dialogue: 0,0:30:45.42,0:30:46.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Butters! Butters, listen to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:46.86,0:30:49.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's me, Eric.\N- You-You-You're not Eric!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:49.46,0:30:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I am Eric Cartman, Butters.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:50.86,0:30:52.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Kathleen Kennedy\Nis trying to get me.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:52.43,0:30:53.90,Default,,0,0,0,,She won't stop until her\Nmaster plan is complete.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:54.10,0:30:56.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not supposed to have\Nanyone in my room, I'm grounded!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:57.13,0:30:59.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Butters, Disney is going to\Nget me. They already got you!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:59.54,0:31:00.87,Default,,0,0,0,,(gasps) They did?!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:01.07,0:31:02.37,Default,,0,0,0,,We are in this together,\NButters.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:02.57,0:31:03.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You have to\Nkeep me safe until I can
Dialogue: 0,0:31:04.04,0:31:06.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- figure out how we're gonna--\N- (knocking)
Dialogue: 0,0:31:07.04,0:31:08.98,Default,,0,0,0,,She's here!\NButters, don't let her get me.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:09.18,0:31:11.65,Default,,0,0,0,,- (knocking)\N- VOICE: Butters?!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:11.85,0:31:15.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Butters! Why didn't you\Nanswer this door?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:15.42,0:31:16.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Hey, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:17.09,0:31:19.79,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing up here?\NAnd why do you look so scared?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:19.99,0:31:23.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I'm not scared, I'm just,\Nuh, I'm just having fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:24.06,0:31:25.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, no having fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:25.46,0:31:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You are grounded.\NStart being more miserable.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:28.20,0:31:30.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- Dad?\N- Yes, Butters?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:30.50,0:31:33.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, could you check\Nunder my bed and make sure
Dialogue: 0,0:31:33.34,0:31:34.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Kathleen Kennedy isn't there?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:34.94,0:31:37.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Butters, what have I told you\Nabout being more mature?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:37.47,0:31:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I can assure you\NKathleen Kennedy
Dialogue: 0,0:31:39.61,0:31:41.63,Default,,0,0,0,,is not under your bed!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:43.80,0:31:45.52,Default,,0,0,0,,(muffled groaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:31:45.72,0:31:46.92,Default,,0,0,0,,(both screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:31:47.12,0:31:48.02,Default,,0,0,0,,That's fucking Kathleen Kennedy!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:48.22,0:31:49.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Right fucking there!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:49.22,0:31:50.44,Default,,0,0,0,,(both screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:31:51.34,0:31:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You! Come here!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:53.32,0:31:54.99,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:55.19,0:31:57.39,Default,,0,0,0,,(grunting)
Dialogue: 0,0:31:57.59,0:32:00.45,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no! No, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:09.82,0:32:11.49,Default,,0,0,0,,(sputters)
Dialogue: 0,0:32:13.26,0:32:14.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Shelley,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:14.75,0:32:16.68,Default,,0,0,0,,we need to talk\Nabout your future.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:16.88,0:32:19.85,Default,,0,0,0,,You see, there's very few\Npeople at the top these days.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:20.05,0:32:22.49,Default,,0,0,0,,AI can do everything\Nbetter than we can,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:22.69,0:32:25.47,Default,,0,0,0,,except for stuff\Nthat requires arms.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:26.84,0:32:29.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want you to\Nend up a deadbeat loser
Dialogue: 0,0:32:29.43,0:32:30.93,Default,,0,0,0,,who goes to college, Shelley.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:31.13,0:32:32.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You need to stay out of school,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:32.86,0:32:35.57,Default,,0,0,0,,and instead go out and be\Ntaught real skills that will
Dialogue: 0,0:32:35.77,0:32:38.80,Default,,0,0,0,,still be profitable\Nin this post-AI universe.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:39.00,0:32:42.91,Default,,0,0,0,,So what you do is you take\Nout your phone and you call
Dialogue: 0,0:32:43.11,0:32:46.44,Default,,0,0,0,,the handyman, and see if\Nthose rich people will have
Dialogue: 0,0:32:46.64,0:32:49.70,Default,,0,0,0,,any internships or training\Nprograms available for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:55.80,0:32:56.85,Default,,0,0,0,,(panel chirps)
Dialogue: 0,0:32:57.05,0:32:59.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Handyman service,\Nhow can I help you?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:59.59,0:33:01.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}RANDY:{\i0}\N{\i1}Yeah, hi, it's Randy Marsh.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:33:01.29,0:33:03.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I was wondering if you{\i0}\N{\i1}might have any internships{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:33:03.89,0:33:05.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}available for my daughter--{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:33:05.30,0:33:06.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! What in tarnation?!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.73,0:33:09.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you I'd beat you,\Nyou son' bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:09.50,0:33:12.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You ain't beatin' me!\NTurn up them thrusters!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:12.70,0:33:14.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}My galactic cruiser's{\i0}\N{\i1}bigger than yours!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:33:14.44,0:33:15.57,Default,,0,0,0,,H-Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:15.77,0:33:16.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Get out my way,{\i0}\N{\i1}you little pecker!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:33:16.97,0:33:18.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello? Never mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:18.41,0:33:21.43,Default,,0,0,0,,The rich people are all just\Nfucking around in space.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:22.83,0:33:24.67,Default,,0,0,0,,(rumbling)
Dialogue: 0,0:33:25.57,0:33:27.02,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:27.22,0:33:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm getting significantly strong\Nreadings from the panderstone.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:30.32,0:33:31.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Iger.\NWe may have a solution.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:32.19,0:33:34.86,Default,,0,0,0,,If this Kathleen Kennedy here\Nis from somewhere else, then
Dialogue: 0,0:33:35.06,0:33:37.89,Default,,0,0,0,,there has to be a match for her\Nsomewhere in our universe.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:38.10,0:33:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,So what we can do
Dialogue: 0,0:33:39.70,0:33:42.63,Default,,0,0,0,,is use an AI program that\Ncan take every image ever put
Dialogue: 0,0:33:42.83,0:33:45.82,Default,,0,0,0,,on the Internet to try\Nand find a match to our image.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:46.62,0:33:48.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}ROBOTIC VOICE:{\i0}\N{\i1}Different, different, different,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:33:48.64,0:33:50.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}different, different,{\i0}\N{\i1}different, different,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:33:50.57,0:33:52.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}different,{\i0}\N{\i1}different, different...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:33:53.18,0:33:54.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Same.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:33:54.85,0:33:56.81,Default,,0,0,0,,IGER:\NEric Cartman.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:57.01,0:33:58.32,Default,,0,0,0,,South Park Elementary.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:58.52,0:34:00.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Evans, Mallory, come with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:00.52,0:34:02.65,Default,,0,0,0,,The rest of you,\Ndon't let Kathleen Kennedy
Dialogue: 0,0:34:02.85,0:34:04.02,Default,,0,0,0,,find out what we're up to.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:04.22,0:34:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It's okay, we're keeping\NMrs. Kennedy distracted.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:06.82,0:34:09.44,Default,,0,0,0,,We've sent her away\Nto have lunch at Spago.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:10.31,0:34:12.45,Default,,0,0,0,,(classical music playing)
Dialogue: 0,0:34:13.68,0:34:15.13,Default,,0,0,0,,There you are, Mrs. Kennedy,
Dialogue: 0,0:34:15.33,0:34:16.83,Default,,0,0,0,,the linguini and clam sauce.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:17.03,0:34:18.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, excuse me?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:18.54,0:34:20.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I believe I asked you\Nto put a chick in this
Dialogue: 0,0:34:20.27,0:34:21.87,Default,,0,0,0,,- and make her gay?\N- Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:34:22.07,0:34:24.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, the chef was a little\Nconfused what you meant by that.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:24.61,0:34:27.31,Default,,0,0,0,,It means put a chick\Nin the linguini
Dialogue: 0,0:34:27.51,0:34:29.86,Default,,0,0,0,,and make her fucking gay!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:30.70,0:34:32.90,Default,,0,0,0,,And I want it lame!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:38.57,0:34:39.79,Default,,0,0,0,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:34:39.99,0:34:43.13,Default,,0,0,0,,She's gonna get me!\NShe's gonna get me!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:43.33,0:34:44.61,Default,,0,0,0,,(horn blaring)
Dialogue: 0,0:34:46.51,0:34:48.08,Default,,0,0,0,,(screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:34:49.52,0:34:51.49,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:54.76,0:34:56.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, who's that, Ned?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:56.61,0:34:58.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:58.28,0:34:59.86,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:02.76,0:35:04.72,Default,,0,0,0,,There he is!\NGet him!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:04.92,0:35:06.57,Default,,0,0,0,,(screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:35:12.31,0:35:15.54,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Oh, my God, please, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:17.34,0:35:19.26,Default,,0,0,0,,No...!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:19.46,0:35:20.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Which way did they go?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:21.95,0:35:22.67,Default,,0,0,0,,(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:35:22.87,0:35:25.24,Default,,0,0,0,,We have to work together.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:25.44,0:35:27.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck you, Kathleen Kennedy!\NStay away, you fuckin' bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:28.07,0:35:31.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm in the same situation\Nyou are, Eric!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:33.36,0:35:36.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I know you're in\Nthe wrong universe.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:36.45,0:35:38.63,Default,,0,0,0,,So am I.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:45.57,0:35:49.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, there's no\Nother way to put it.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:49.23,0:35:50.71,Default,,0,0,0,,They have us over a barrel.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:51.48,0:35:55.60,Default,,0,0,0,,We give these billionaires\Nall our money, rely on them,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:55.80,0:35:58.29,Default,,0,0,0,,and so they can do\Nwhatever they want.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:59.05,0:36:02.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's just face it, we're\Nnever gonna get our stuff fixed.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:02.94,0:36:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:04.61,0:36:08.81,Default,,0,0,0,,And I guess it's\Nnobody's fault but our own.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:09.01,0:36:10.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:10.61,0:36:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,My name is Bob Iger
Dialogue: 0,0:36:11.95,0:36:13.35,Default,,0,0,0,,from the Disney\Nentertainment company.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:13.55,0:36:15.75,Default,,0,0,0,,We're looking\Nfor an Eric Cartman.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:15.95,0:36:18.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Our universe\Nhas been manipulated with.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:18.89,0:36:21.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you all\Nnoticed anything strange?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:23.71,0:36:26.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Yes, the world\Nis completely upside down!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:27.16,0:36:28.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing makes sense!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:28.60,0:36:30.10,Default,,0,0,0,,It's because\Nthere's some kind of
Dialogue: 0,0:36:30.30,0:36:31.64,Default,,0,0,0,,disruption in the panderverse.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:31.84,0:36:34.37,Default,,0,0,0,,We believe Kathleen Kennedy\Nhas opened a portal.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:34.57,0:36:36.97,Default,,0,0,0,,This is all\NKathleen Kennedy's fault?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:37.17,0:36:39.44,Default,,0,0,0,,This is all Kathleen Kennedy's\Nfault!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:39.64,0:36:40.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's Kathleen Kennedy?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:40.88,0:36:43.01,Default,,0,0,0,,One of the top executives\Nat Disney.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:43.21,0:36:44.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not us, you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:44.82,0:36:46.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew there was an explanation!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:46.98,0:36:48.72,Default,,0,0,0,,We didn't waste our time\Nat college!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:48.92,0:36:51.09,Default,,0,0,0,,We didn't get lazy\Nfrom technology!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:51.29,0:36:53.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Everything is\NKathleen Kennedy's fault!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:54.09,0:36:56.81,Default,,0,0,0,,(all cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:36:57.61,0:37:00.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Follow me.\NI'll help you find Eric.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:01.65,0:37:03.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, okay,\Neverything is finally loaded.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:04.17,0:37:05.77,Default,,0,0,0,,We got Internet\Nat full capacity.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:05.97,0:37:07.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You guys ready\Nto see if this works?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:07.34,0:37:09.21,Default,,0,0,0,,- BOTH: Yeah!\N- All right, let's do this!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:09.41,0:37:10.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Launching Steam now.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:11.11,0:37:12.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Steam?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:12.24,0:37:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. I'm in Steam.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:13.74,0:37:14.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Got the application ready to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:15.01,0:37:16.53,Default,,0,0,0,,The title screen is launching!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:18.73,0:37:20.78,Default,,0,0,0,,It's working.\NIt's working, you guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:20.98,0:37:22.22,Default,,0,0,0,,It looks sweet\Non this big monitor!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:22.42,0:37:24.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a minute.\NYou mean this entire time,
Dialogue: 0,0:37:24.89,0:37:26.52,Default,,0,0,0,,all you've wanted to do\Nis play {\i1}Baldur's Gate 3?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:37:26.72,0:37:28.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. What'd you think\NI was trying to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:28.43,0:37:30.13,Default,,0,0,0,,We thought you were\Ntrying to set up some elaborate
Dialogue: 0,0:37:30.33,0:37:31.76,Default,,0,0,0,,system to get\Nback to your universe!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:31.96,0:37:33.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I ain't no\Nquantum astro physicist.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:34.13,0:37:36.67,Default,,0,0,0,,The fuck I know about\Nhow the multiverse works?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:36.87,0:37:39.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow. It really is Cartman.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:39.57,0:37:41.05,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, that does it!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:42.32,0:37:43.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Get out of my room!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:43.91,0:37:46.21,Default,,0,0,0,,You have to be cool to me, Kyle.\NPC Principal says so.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:46.41,0:37:49.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't care! All this multiple\Nuniverse stuff is tired and lazy
Dialogue: 0,0:37:49.58,0:37:51.25,Default,,0,0,0,,and we are not doing it anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:51.45,0:37:52.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Boys! Boys,
Dialogue: 0,0:37:53.05,0:37:54.59,Default,,0,0,0,,we need to help Disney\Nput our universe back together.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:54.79,0:37:56.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's Eric Cartman?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:56.29,0:37:57.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad, this might be hard\Nto understand,
Dialogue: 0,0:37:58.02,0:37:59.42,Default,,0,0,0,,but this is Eric Cartman.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:59.62,0:38:01.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, okay, great.\NCome on, Eric,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:01.26,0:38:02.59,Default,,0,0,0,,- we need to go.\N- (Kyle groans)
Dialogue: 0,0:38:02.79,0:38:05.13,Default,,0,0,0,,We have to hurry, Eric.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:05.33,0:38:06.90,Default,,0,0,0,,No. No, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:07.10,0:38:09.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Something's wrong.\NOh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:09.20,0:38:11.27,Default,,0,0,0,,- What is it?\N- My save game.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:11.47,0:38:13.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm already like 50 hours\Ninto {\i1}Baldur's Gate 3{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:38:13.87,0:38:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,but it's saying that\NI have to start a new game.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:16.24,0:38:18.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Do save games not cross\Nbetween multiple universes?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:18.91,0:38:19.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Save games\Ndon't even cross between
Dialogue: 0,0:38:20.18,0:38:21.61,Default,,0,0,0,,PCs and PS5s,\Nwhy would they cross
Dialogue: 0,0:38:21.81,0:38:23.06,Default,,0,0,0,,between multiple universes?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:24.06,0:38:25.25,Default,,0,0,0,,No...!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:25.45,0:38:26.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Please, everyone.\NWe are running out of time!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:27.12,0:38:28.82,Default,,0,0,0,,We have to close\Nthe panderverse before
Dialogue: 0,0:38:29.02,0:38:30.59,Default,,0,0,0,,everything we care about\Nis destroyed!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:30.79,0:38:31.76,Default,,0,0,0,,So what do we have to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:31.96,0:38:33.06,Default,,0,0,0,,We have to get everyone
Dialogue: 0,0:38:33.26,0:38:34.83,Default,,0,0,0,,back to the proper place,\Nbut to breach
Dialogue: 0,0:38:35.03,0:38:36.63,Default,,0,0,0,,the panderverse,\Nwe need to find a place
Dialogue: 0,0:38:36.83,0:38:39.08,Default,,0,0,0,,with integrity\Nthat has a broken door.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:39.98,0:38:43.43,Default,,0,0,0,,A place with "integridy"\Nthat has a broken door.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:43.63,0:38:46.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I know where to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:48.19,0:38:50.57,Default,,0,0,0,,So, yeah, so it's just basically\Noff the hinges.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:50.77,0:38:52.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd fix it myself\Nbut I've been really busy.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:52.78,0:38:54.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you think it'll work?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:54.24,0:38:55.61,Default,,0,0,0,,If we're to try to open\Na panderverse portal,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:55.81,0:38:57.65,Default,,0,0,0,,it's as good as any place,\NI suppose.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:57.85,0:38:59.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, people,\Nwe don't have much time.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:59.78,0:39:02.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Bring in the panderstone.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:03.64,0:39:05.69,Default,,0,0,0,,(bicycle bell dings)
Dialogue: 0,0:39:05.89,0:39:07.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not your enemy, Eric.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:08.06,0:39:10.13,Default,,0,0,0,,For some reason\Nfate has put us together.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:10.33,0:39:12.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you want from me,\NKathleen Kennedy?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:12.90,0:39:15.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been stuck in\Nthis universe for months.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:15.20,0:39:17.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I want out of here\Njust as much as you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:17.27,0:39:20.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, welcome to City Woke,\Ncan I take your order, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:20.30,0:39:21.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:21.47,0:39:23.11,Default,,0,0,0,,We're just having tea,\Nthank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:23.31,0:39:25.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, you just wanna tea\Nand talk about
Dialogue: 0,0:39:25.31,0:39:27.41,Default,,0,0,0,,shitty male-dominated society,\Nthat's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:27.61,0:39:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't get it,\Nthis is exactly the kind of
Dialogue: 0,0:39:29.65,0:39:31.25,Default,,0,0,0,,universe you wanted,\Nwhy would you want to leave?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:31.45,0:39:35.17,Default,,0,0,0,,To stop her from undoing\Nthe panderverse completely.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:38.20,0:39:40.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I saw the panderstone\Nfor the first time
Dialogue: 0,0:39:40.79,0:39:41.99,Default,,0,0,0,,a few years ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:42.19,0:39:44.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Bob Iger took us{\i0}\N{\i1}to the Disney archives{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.33,0:39:47.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}and showed us an ancient{\i0}\N{\i1}piece of artificial intelligence{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:39:47.40,0:39:50.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}that could be used to make{\i0}\N{\i1}the same movies over{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:39:50.23,0:39:53.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}and over again while appealing{\i0}\N{\i1}to absolutely everyone.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:39:55.06,0:39:57.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}The panderstone worked great,{\i0}\N{\i1}for a while.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:39:57.47,0:40:00.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}But then came the hate mail.{\i0}\N{\i1}Ugly letters from racists{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:00.74,0:40:02.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}who couldn't stand{\i0}\N{\i1}that some of the panderstone's{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:02.88,0:40:05.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}rehashes had diverse{\i0}\N{\i1}women characters in the lead.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:05.82,0:40:09.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I decided I would show them.{\i0}\N{\i1}I would start making movies{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:09.45,0:40:11.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}to fight all{\i0}\N{\i1}the bigotry in our society.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:11.49,0:40:13.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}But instead{\i0}\N{\i1}of doing any real work,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:13.69,0:40:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I turned to the panderstone.{\i0}\N{\i1}It made things so much easier.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:19.06,0:40:21.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Soon, I was using{\i0}\N{\i1}the panderstone over{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:21.60,0:40:24.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}and over again to try{\i0}\N{\i1}and fight all the ugly feedback,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:24.77,0:40:27.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}which in turn was growing{\i0}\N{\i1}stronger and stronger.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:28.39,0:40:30.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}But I was fighting{\i0}\N{\i1}with the wrong tool.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:31.11,0:40:32.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I used the panderstone{\i0}\N{\i1}to the point{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:32.91,0:40:35.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}- that it became unstable.{\i0}\N- (whooshing)
Dialogue: 0,0:40:36.06,0:40:37.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}It opened a portal{\i0}\N{\i1}to multiple universes,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:38.08,0:40:40.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}and something came through.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:40:48.54,0:40:51.76,Default,,0,0,0,,At first we fought. I tried\Nto send it back to its universe.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:51.96,0:40:53.46,Default,,0,0,0,,But it got the upper hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:53.66,0:40:56.10,Default,,0,0,0,,It was able instead\Nto send me to this universe,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:56.30,0:40:58.92,Default,,0,0,0,,out of its way so\Nit could thrive in ours.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:00.52,0:41:02.84,Default,,0,0,0,,(sighs) That's actually\Nthe best explanation
Dialogue: 0,0:41:03.04,0:41:06.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I've heard as to why\NDisney movies all suck now.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:06.48,0:41:08.43,Default,,0,0,0,,(typing)
Dialogue: 0,0:41:10.33,0:41:11.78,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, I've set\Nthe panderstone
Dialogue: 0,0:41:11.98,0:41:13.52,Default,,0,0,0,,into the compromised doorway.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:13.72,0:41:15.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Activating the panderstone now.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:17.27,0:41:18.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:18.45,0:41:19.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Space-time portal\Nis manifesting!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:20.12,0:41:21.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Panderverse\Nquantum fields are aligned!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:21.79,0:41:24.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that sounds like typical\Nmultiverse gobbledygook.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:24.39,0:41:26.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Will you stop ripping\Non multiple universes, Kyle?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:26.56,0:41:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm trying to get back\Nto {\i1}Baldur's Gate.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:41:28.36,0:41:31.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Now I warn you, Mr. Marsh,\Nonce inside the panderverse,
Dialogue: 0,0:41:31.50,0:41:33.17,Default,,0,0,0,,you will be falling\Nthrough different realities.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:33.37,0:41:35.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Your mind will barely\Nbe able to comprehend
Dialogue: 0,0:41:35.51,0:41:37.91,Default,,0,0,0,,- what you are experiencing.\N- SHARON: Randy?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:38.11,0:41:40.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I think the oven door is\Nstill having problems if you--
Dialogue: 0,0:41:40.34,0:41:43.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I am working on it, Sharon!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:44.60,0:41:47.62,Default,,0,0,0,,The portal is at full.\NThis might be our only shot!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:47.82,0:41:49.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Good luck, Mr. Marsh!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:49.72,0:41:51.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:53.31,0:41:54.56,Default,,0,0,0,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:41:54.76,0:41:56.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold on to the rope!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:58.38,0:42:00.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:00.70,0:42:02.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:02.60,0:42:05.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:05.27,0:42:07.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:07.77,0:42:09.67,Default,,0,0,0,,(grunting)
Dialogue: 0,0:42:09.87,0:42:12.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, God, it's so weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:12.71,0:42:14.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Shorts, now I'm wearing shorts!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:14.71,0:42:16.65,Default,,0,0,0,,(yelling)
Dialogue: 0,0:42:16.85,0:42:17.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you imagine it?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:17.98,0:42:19.48,Default,,0,0,0,,An infinite number of universes
Dialogue: 0,0:42:19.68,0:42:21.69,Default,,0,0,0,,with infinite combinations of\Npants and shirts.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:21.89,0:42:24.97,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you think about\Nmultiple universes now, boys?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:26.21,0:42:27.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, they're pretty\Nfucking stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:27.66,0:42:28.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:28.76,0:42:30.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I understand that maybe
Dialogue: 0,0:42:30.29,0:42:31.86,Default,,0,0,0,,you were trying to\Nmake a difference, Kathleen.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:32.06,0:42:33.83,Default,,0,0,0,,But you have to admit\Nthe last few movies
Dialogue: 0,0:42:34.03,0:42:35.57,Default,,0,0,0,,you've shit out\Nhave been real stinkers.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:35.77,0:42:37.03,Default,,0,0,0,,All I ever wanted was to
Dialogue: 0,0:42:37.23,0:42:39.37,Default,,0,0,0,,make great entertainment,\Nbelieve me.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:39.57,0:42:42.41,Default,,0,0,0,,But as soon as you start getting\Npiles and piles of hate mail,
Dialogue: 0,0:42:42.61,0:42:45.01,Default,,0,0,0,,endless messages\Ncalling you the c-word,
Dialogue: 0,0:42:45.21,0:42:46.91,Default,,0,0,0,,you can't think straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:47.11,0:42:49.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm sorry I wrote\Nall those letters.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:49.88,0:42:51.48,Default,,0,0,0,,It probably was a bit much.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:51.68,0:42:54.79,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I got like\N10,000 letters a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:54.99,0:42:56.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm, I was doing more like\N12,000 to 13,000,
Dialogue: 0,0:42:56.62,0:42:58.87,Default,,0,0,0,,especially after the new\N{\i1}Indiana Jones{\i0} came out.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:59.87,0:43:02.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Then it's you! You're the one\Nwho caused all this!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:03.03,0:43:04.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck you! You're the one\Nwho caused all this!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:05.00,0:43:06.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I wouldn't have tried\Nto fight racism
Dialogue: 0,0:43:06.93,0:43:07.86,Default,,0,0,0,,with the panderstone\Nif you hadn't
Dialogue: 0,0:43:08.06,0:43:09.20,Default,,0,0,0,,written all those letters.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:09.40,0:43:10.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I wouldn't have written\Nall those letters
Dialogue: 0,0:43:10.70,0:43:11.74,Default,,0,0,0,,if you hadn't\Ntried to fight racism
Dialogue: 0,0:43:11.94,0:43:13.57,Default,,0,0,0,,with a fucking panderstone.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:13.77,0:43:15.24,Default,,0,0,0,,(whooshing)
Dialogue: 0,0:43:15.44,0:43:17.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Marsh!\NCan you hear us?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:17.84,0:43:18.91,Default,,0,0,0,,RANDY:\NOh, wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:19.11,0:43:20.88,Default,,0,0,0,,You should see\Nthe pants I have on now!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:21.08,0:43:24.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa! Oh, now I have on,\Nlike, suspenders.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:24.48,0:43:27.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Like almost like overalls\Nbut not quite!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:27.42,0:43:28.38,Default,,0,0,0,,My God.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:28.58,0:43:30.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Marsh!\NTry and stay focused!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:30.82,0:43:33.32,Default,,0,0,0,,You should be\Nseeing another portal soon!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:33.52,0:43:35.56,Default,,0,0,0,,If our Kathleen Kennedy\Ngot the other Eric Cartman
Dialogue: 0,0:43:35.76,0:43:37.06,Default,,0,0,0,,to the right place.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:37.26,0:43:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,RANDY:\NOh, my God! Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:39.03,0:43:40.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad? What's the matter?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:40.53,0:43:42.63,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm wearing a Baltimore Ravens\Nshirt now!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:42.83,0:43:44.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I hate the Ravens!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:44.43,0:43:47.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know if I can do this!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:47.20,0:43:49.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, now it's the Dolphins!\NAh! The Chiefs!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:49.34,0:43:50.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it's the Chiefs!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:51.14,0:43:52.51,Default,,0,0,0,,He's losing his mind!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:52.71,0:43:54.38,Default,,0,0,0,,The panderverse\Nis filled with mystery
Dialogue: 0,0:43:54.58,0:43:57.95,Default,,0,0,0,,and paradox, you--\Nyou have to try and hang on!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:58.15,0:44:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,(rumbling)
Dialogue: 0,0:44:01.20,0:44:03.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Jesus, it's getting worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:09.31,0:44:12.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Where the fuck is Bob Iger?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:13.58,0:44:15.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, Mr. Iger\Njust had to take some
Dialogue: 0,0:44:15.83,0:44:17.37,Default,,0,0,0,,of the others to a screening.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:17.57,0:44:20.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I think that things\Nare being kept from me.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:20.60,0:44:22.91,Default,,0,0,0,,And if you're going\Nto keep things from me,
Dialogue: 0,0:44:23.11,0:44:25.48,Default,,0,0,0,,then you'd better\Nput a chick in it,
Dialogue: 0,0:44:25.68,0:44:28.81,Default,,0,0,0,,and make her\Nfucking gay as fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:29.01,0:44:31.03,Default,,0,0,0,,(rumbling)
Dialogue: 0,0:44:35.17,0:44:37.92,Default,,0,0,0,,So that's it,\Nthat's the connection.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:38.12,0:44:40.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I reacted to you\Nand you reacted to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:41.06,0:44:43.49,Default,,0,0,0,,And I guess\Nwe created each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:43.69,0:44:44.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Mrs. Kennedy,
Dialogue: 0,0:44:45.10,0:44:46.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think\NI've ever said this
Dialogue: 0,0:44:46.30,0:44:49.10,Default,,0,0,0,,before in my life but...\NI'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:49.30,0:44:52.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I lashed out so hard and used\Nthe c-word so many times,
Dialogue: 0,0:44:52.30,0:44:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,you didn't really have\Na choice but to double down.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:54.70,0:44:57.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Eric, I know you care\Nabout all things Disney.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:58.17,0:45:01.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry I was so reckless\Nwith the things that you love.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:01.78,0:45:04.61,Default,,0,0,0,,It was just lazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:04.82,0:45:06.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess just wailing
Dialogue: 0,0:45:06.48,0:45:09.97,Default,,0,0,0,,on woke stuff all the time\Nis pretty lazy, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:17.14,0:45:21.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I think...\NI think I can let go now.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:28.45,0:45:31.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Aah...
Dialogue: 0,0:45:32.56,0:45:37.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Kate. Looks like\Nwe got a flight to catch.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:44.40,0:45:47.16,Default,,0,0,0,,(electricity crackles)
Dialogue: 0,0:45:47.36,0:45:49.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, what the hell is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:49.76,0:45:51.53,Default,,0,0,0,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:45:51.73,0:45:53.13,Default,,0,0,0,,(others gasp)
Dialogue: 0,0:45:53.33,0:45:56.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yo, bitch!\NYou killed Kenny!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:56.27,0:45:58.28,Default,,0,0,0,,You fat ho!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:00.15,0:46:02.16,Default,,0,0,0,,(electricity crackles)
Dialogue: 0,0:46:03.99,0:46:05.56,Default,,0,0,0,,(tires screech)
Dialogue: 0,0:46:07.86,0:46:09.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Look!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:12.73,0:46:14.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm back, you guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:16.40,0:46:18.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Kyle! Kyle, I'm back!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:18.59,0:46:20.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I was so wrong\Nabout Kathleen Kennedy,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:20.26,0:46:21.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Kyle, she's so awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:21.86,0:46:23.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, what Cartman is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:24.13,0:46:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Mrs. Kennedy, you're back!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:25.53,0:46:27.73,Default,,0,0,0,,- Great to see you, ma'am.\N- Thanks, you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:27.93,0:46:30.53,Default,,0,0,0,,We have a lot of changes\Nto discuss at the company.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:30.73,0:46:32.94,Default,,0,0,0,,From now on we're only\Ngoing to make original content
Dialogue: 0,0:46:33.14,0:46:34.57,Default,,0,0,0,,that doesn't pander.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:34.77,0:46:36.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure we will, Kate.\NSure we will.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:36.87,0:46:37.94,Default,,0,0,0,,(chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:46:38.14,0:46:40.03,Default,,0,0,0,,RANDY:\NHey, guys! Guys, over here!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:40.79,0:46:44.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I did a little extra work while\NI was out in multiple universes.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:44.25,0:46:46.52,Default,,0,0,0,,We're not gonna have a problem\Nwith billionaires anymore,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:46.72,0:46:48.50,Default,,0,0,0,,check it out!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:49.64,0:46:51.75,Default,,0,0,0,,(all cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:46:51.96,0:46:54.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Now people who can do stuff\Nwill be just as poor
Dialogue: 0,0:46:55.16,0:46:56.33,Default,,0,0,0,,as the rest of us!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:56.53,0:46:58.69,Default,,0,0,0,,(excited clamoring)
Dialogue: 0,0:46:58.90,0:47:01.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Tom, it appears that\Neverything is back to normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:01.90,0:47:04.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Billionaires have been put\Nin their place and once again
Dialogue: 0,0:47:04.63,0:47:07.30,Default,,0,0,0,,it doesn't matter that we\Ndon't know how to do anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:07.50,0:47:09.81,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a good ending here\Nand we can all be happy
Dialogue: 0,0:47:10.01,0:47:14.46,Default,,0,0,0,,that everyone\Nis back in their universe.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:19.20,0:47:21.48,Default,,0,0,0,,(screaming, panting)
Dialogue: 0,0:47:21.68,0:47:23.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom! Mom!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:23.39,0:47:25.09,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it, Mrs. Kennedy?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:25.29,0:47:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Oh, Mom!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:26.82,0:47:28.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just having\Nthe worst nightmare.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:28.79,0:47:31.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I was me except everyone\Naround me was different.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:31.43,0:47:32.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no, Mrs. Kennedy.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:32.93,0:47:36.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, have some of your favorite\Ncereal to calm you down.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:36.50,0:47:38.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, thank you. It was so real.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:38.73,0:47:40.17,Default,,0,0,0,,All my friends were there\Nbut they'd been
Dialogue: 0,0:47:40.37,0:47:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,replaced by strangers.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:41.70,0:47:43.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I think you were even there\Ntoo, Kyle.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:43.61,0:47:45.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? I was there, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:45.68,0:47:47.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that's right, Kyle,\Nyou were there
Dialogue: 0,0:47:47.34,0:47:48.31,Default,,0,0,0,,but you weren't cereal\Nand I couldn't
Dialogue: 0,0:47:48.51,0:47:49.51,Default,,0,0,0,,just eat you like I can here.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:49.71,0:47:51.01,Default,,0,0,0,,- (munching)\N- (Kyle screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:47:51.21,0:47:52.32,Default,,0,0,0,,KYLE:\NNo, please, no, Mrs. Kennedy!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:52.52,0:47:53.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you're so yummy, Kyle!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:54.12,0:47:56.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, oh, it's so good to be home.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:56.45,0:47:58.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.