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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.49,0:00:03.99,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Ukulele Strumming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.14,0:00:20.04,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bell Rings ]\NI'm back!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.04,0:00:24.67,Default,,0,0,0,,-What's all this?\N-We're renting out rooms in our\Napartment for the long weekend.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.68,0:00:28.79,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna be\Na bed-and-breakfast!\NIt's so exciting!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.78,0:00:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I love bed-and-breakfasts.\NThey're so quaint.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.59,0:00:34.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Aren't they?\NRandom strangers shedding\Nskin cells all over the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.59,0:00:39.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Yech. Well, I'm against this\Nbed-and-breakfast as much as you\Ncan be against something...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.43,0:00:40.83,Default,,0,0,0,,and still let it happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.83,0:00:43.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Like when my ex-wife\Nwanted to have a three-way\Nwith our neighbor Ray.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.80,0:00:45.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Teddy, Teddy, I don't think you\Nshould be talking about--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.83,0:00:49.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, you had a three-way\Nwith Ray, the guy who wears\Nthe seal suit down on the pier?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.94,0:00:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. I mean, I wasn't involved,\NI just watched, but... yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.91,0:00:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I had a three-way\Nin science class yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.08,0:01:00.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Tammy's lab partner was absent,\Nso she joined in with me\Nand Joey.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.08,0:01:01.74,Default,,0,0,0,,It was fun.\NOkay, enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.75,0:01:05.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Doilies, soapies,\Nextra-expensive\Ntoilet paper.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.85,0:01:09.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I love that soft stuff.\NI thought we were doing this\Nto make extra money.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.19,0:01:12.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't all this eating\Ninto our profits?\NDon't worry, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.53,0:01:14.67,Default,,0,0,0,,It's gonna be money\Nand online reviews.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.66,0:01:16.92,Default,,0,0,0,,And when I die and I get\Nto heaven, God's gonna say,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.93,0:01:20.46,Default,,0,0,0,,"Hey, aren't you the lady\Nthat ran that B and B\NI heard about?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.47,0:01:24.11,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm gonna say,\N"Yes, God.\NWhat can I get you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.11,0:01:25.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, hold this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.97,0:01:30.74,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Sniffs ]\NMmm! Smell!\NMmm, smell it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.75,0:01:32.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Lin, you're shoving\Nthings in my nose.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.68,0:01:34.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Smell this one, though.\NYou always do this, Lin.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.68,0:01:39.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Whenever you entertain, you\Nput way too much effort into it\Nand drive yourself crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.59,0:01:41.09,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.09,0:01:41.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a wonderful hostess.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.96,0:01:47.50,Default,,0,0,0,,No, Linda, you go overboard.\NAnd then if people aren't\Nappreciative enough, you snap.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.50,0:01:48.50,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not true!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.50,0:01:51.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a gifted hostess,\Nand I'm ready to go pro.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.57,0:01:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,It is really soft.\NPut it back on the roll,\Nplease.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.20,0:01:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Or, Mom, what if we just\Nput Tina by the toilet?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.21,0:01:59.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!\NI don't mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.01,0:02:03.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Almost check-in time!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.61,0:02:06.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, Gene,\Nare your rooms guest-ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.85,0:02:07.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.\NSubjective.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.72,0:02:10.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha-ha!\NRemember when you made fun of me\Nfor moving into a closet?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.55,0:02:15.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, now you suckers have to\Ngive up your room and I don't.\N[ Doorbell Rings ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.19,0:02:18.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Wooh-ooh, a guest!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.13,0:02:20.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Javee is a entomologist.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.86,0:02:21.79,Default,,0,0,0,,- Javed.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.80,0:02:23.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- My name is Javed.\N- All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.90,0:02:27.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of doctor\Nis an entomologist again?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.04,0:02:28.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Glands? Butt?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.24,0:02:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Chuckles ]\NI'm not a butt doctor.\NI study insects.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.54,0:02:34.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Specifically, the mating habits\Nof myfungal beetles.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.88,0:02:36.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. So what\Nbrings you here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.81,0:02:38.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Myfungal beetles\Nfeed on fungus,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.81,0:02:42.28,Default,,0,0,0,,and this town has a very,\Nvery high potency of fungus.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.28,0:02:44.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, that's actually\Nour town motto.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.95,0:02:45.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Fungus town!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.95,0:02:48.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, why don't you show\NJaveed--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.29,0:02:49.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Javed.\Nhis room...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.86,0:02:50.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Jav-ed?\NJaved.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.86,0:02:53.76,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll be in\Nthe Equestrian Suite.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.76,0:02:54.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.80,0:02:58.97,Default,,0,0,0,,That's great.\NHe brought a bug\Nin a jar into our house.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.97,0:03:01.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't be racist.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.17,0:03:03.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I decorated it myself.\NYou...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.14,0:03:05.94,Default,,0,0,0,,like horses a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.94,0:03:06.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You like jars.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.61,0:03:10.81,Default,,0,0,0,,These are specimen jars.\NI intend to mate the queen with\Na male and preserve her eggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.81,0:03:13.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean\Nyou're gonna watch beetles\Nhave sex with each other?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.92,0:03:16.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm.\NCool.\NWhat's that for?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.65,0:03:18.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, this is\Na synthetic pheromone.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.29,0:03:22.66,Default,,0,0,0,,It's similar to\Nwhat the queen emits when\Nshe wants to attract males.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.66,0:03:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Does it work\Non human boys?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.29,0:03:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no.\NWell, maybe.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.76,0:03:29.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Ahh.\N[ Coughs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.97,0:03:31.74,Default,,0,0,0,,May I store these\Nin the bathroom?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.73,0:03:33.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure.\NEveryone would love that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.27,0:03:36.67,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Rings ]\N- More guests!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.67,0:03:38.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.07,0:03:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You must be Ed\Nand Nora Samuels.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.71,0:03:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Hello.\NHi.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.24,0:03:43.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on.\NI'll give you the tour.\NOkay, this is the salon.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.75,0:03:46.92,Default,,0,0,0,,This is where we're gonna\Nhave the meet-and-greet,\Nand you're just in time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.92,0:03:50.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh--\NActually, we'd just like to go\Nto our room, if that's okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.15,0:03:52.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. We'd just\Nlike to get settled.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.15,0:03:53.18,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.19,0:03:54.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Stay here\Nfor the meet-and-greet.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.99,0:03:58.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe we'll come\Nback out in a bit.\NNo, stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.99,0:04:00.85,Default,,0,0,0,,It's gonna be fun.\NTina, get Javeed!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.86,0:04:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- I think he's napping.\N- Wake him up!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.63,0:04:06.76,Default,,0,0,0,,So, let's go around\Nand we'll, um--\Nwe'll play a little game.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.77,0:04:13.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's say what our most\Nembarrassing moment was.\NWho wants to go?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.21,0:04:14.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll go.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.28,0:04:16.21,Default,,0,0,0,,One time,\NI coughed at Communion...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.21,0:04:21.04,Default,,0,0,0,,and the wafer flew\Nright out of my mouth\Nand it landed on my boob!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.05,0:04:23.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Who wants to go next?\NJaved?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.29,0:04:26.39,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll take a pass.\NGet me on the next one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.39,0:04:28.13,Default,,0,0,0,,What about when Dad\Ngot a perm?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.12,0:04:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It wasn't a perm.\NIt was a body wave.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.13,0:04:32.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You looked like\NBarbra Streisand\Nin The Main Event.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.39,0:04:35.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You looked like\NBarbra Streisand's pubes.\NI did.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.16,0:04:38.99,Default,,0,0,0,,How about how Dad says "gracias"\Nin Mexican restaurants?\NThat's embarrassing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.00,0:04:42.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Remember the time you asked me\Nto check your prostate\Nand you made a poopie?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.70,0:04:46.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- Linda!\N- Oh, remember when Dad\Ntried to go jogging?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.41,0:04:49.91,Default,,0,0,0,,[ All Laughing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.91,0:04:50.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.41,0:04:52.71,Default,,0,0,0,,What about when Dad cried\Nat the end of About Schmidt?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.71,0:04:55.11,Default,,0,0,0,,- Gene, why are you\Nin your underwear?\N- I was eating.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.12,0:04:57.72,Default,,0,0,0,,What? You want me to get butter\Nall over my clothes?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.72,0:05:00.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.\NNow we just take him\Nout back and hose him off.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.89,0:05:02.86,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a doctor.\NIs this a mole?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.86,0:05:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not a doctor.\NAnd that's a raisin.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.16,0:05:07.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Edible mole.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.36,0:05:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, let's\Nlet someone else go.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.30,0:05:13.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Samuels, how about you?\NWhat's your most\Nembarrassing moment?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.97,0:05:17.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know. This?\NYeah, definitely this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.81,0:05:18.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.31,0:05:20.68,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Clears Throat ]\NAre we done?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.68,0:05:22.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I guess\Nwe are done, Nora.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.18,0:05:25.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you sure\Nthere aren't any rooms\Navailable anywhere else?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.28,0:05:27.85,Default,,0,0,0,,No, everything's booked.\NI checked.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.85,0:05:29.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, hello.\NHmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.28,0:05:32.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm cold.\NMy nipples are so pointy!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.35,0:05:35.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Ding-dong!\NIt's for you.\NMm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.72,0:05:37.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm.\NMm-mmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.03,0:05:40.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It might be a package.\NYou should answer it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.93,0:05:46.43,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Scatting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.77,0:05:50.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Ecch!\NLin, stop stewing\Nand go to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.21,0:05:53.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't help it, Bob!\NOur guests are\Nsuch party poopers.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.78,0:05:57.08,Default,,0,0,0,,All of 'em!\NNo one has any B and B\Nspirit at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.08,0:06:00.08,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Sighs ]\NOkay, just go to sleep,\Nall right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.08,0:06:02.34,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll feel better\Nin the morning.\NFine!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.35,0:06:06.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene.\NGene, your foot is down\Nthe back of my underwear.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.49,0:06:09.09,Default,,0,0,0,,It's warm down there.\NMy feet are cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.09,0:06:11.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, but it's my ass.\NMmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.06,0:06:13.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad, are you still awake?\NYes, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.46,0:06:15.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just talking to Gene,\Nright? A second ago?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.93,0:06:18.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you think horses get\Nsongs stuck in their heads?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.33,0:06:20.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God.\NI don't know.\NTina, go to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.44,0:06:25.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad, do you want any chicken?\NDon't tell anyone. There's just\Nenough for the two of us.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.31,0:06:26.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Just go to sleep,\Nall of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.31,0:06:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm glad our guests\Nare comfortable, Linda,\N'cause this is great!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.44,0:06:32.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Our guests!\NThey'll appreciate me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.45,0:06:35.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll just have to\Ntry harder next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.72,0:06:37.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.49,0:06:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Whispering ]\NI've got a backup.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.22,0:06:41.39,Default,,0,0,0,,I've never been\Nso happy to be at work.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.39,0:06:42.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, you opened\Nearly today, huh, Bob?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.82,0:06:45.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, there was a line\Nto get into the bathroom\Nup in the apartment,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.36,0:06:49.83,Default,,0,0,0,,so I came down here\Nto do my morning routine\Nin the slop sink.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.83,0:06:51.49,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Humming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.10,0:06:56.07,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Humming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.07,0:06:57.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoo!\N[ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.94,0:06:58.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.57,0:07:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, do we have\Nany toothpicks down here?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.51,0:07:03.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, over there.\NPretty ones?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.01,0:07:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean,\Npretty ones, Lin?\NThe nice ones.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.38,0:07:09.32,Default,,0,0,0,,How's the B and B going, Linda?\NOh, it's great!\NWhy? What'd you hear?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.32,0:07:13.99,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Nothing.\NI bet it's magical up there.\NI picture it like England.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.99,0:07:14.93,Default,,0,0,0,,It is, Teddy. It is.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.92,0:07:18.42,Default,,0,0,0,,But do they appreciate it?\NHoled up in their rooms\Nlike dirty little gophers?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.43,0:07:23.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Why come to a B and B if you're\Nnot gonna participate, you know?\NOh, they're so ungrateful!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.00,0:07:24.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I wish I was staying\Nat your B and B.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.00,0:07:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd sit in the parlor. And\Nmaybe I'd have a little wine,\Nplay some board games.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.90,0:07:32.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Wine! Games!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.07,0:07:34.30,Default,,0,0,0,,- Teddy, you should stay here.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.31,0:07:36.21,Default,,0,0,0,,You should.\NYou're the dream guest.\NReally?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.21,0:07:39.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the one I'm looking for.\NDo you have\Nany vacancies?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.38,0:07:40.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Louise's room!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.55,0:07:43.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, whoa, whoa.\NLinda, Louise's room?\NShe'd murder us.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.82,0:07:45.02,Default,,0,0,0,,She's a big girl.\NShe'll get over it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.02,0:07:49.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Linda, she won't get over it.\NWhen you vacuumed in there, she\Nwouldn't talk to you for a week.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.42,0:07:51.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Plus, it's not even a room.\NIt's, like, a closet.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.33,0:07:53.63,Default,,0,0,0,,That sounds perfect for me.\NI don't need a lot of room.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.63,0:07:54.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll just bring,\Nlike, one outfit.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.90,0:07:57.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I love it!\NI'll get my stuff.\NThis is gonna be great.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.37,0:08:02.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, have fun telling Louise\Nyou're kicking her out of her\Nroom, Lin. Wear a helmet.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.54,0:08:06.34,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Humming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.34,0:08:08.90,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing?\NOh, hi, Louise.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.91,0:08:10.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hi, Mom.\NHello.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.45,0:08:12.92,Default,,0,0,0,,You're holding my stuff.\NHello, my little lady.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.91,0:08:14.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Mom. What are you\Ndoing with my stuff?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.52,0:08:20.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just welcoming our newest\Nbed-and-breakfast guest\Ninto your room.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.96,0:08:22.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Into my room?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.12,0:08:24.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Say hello to Teddy!\N[ Gasps ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.93,0:08:27.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, Louise.\NYou got wonderful stuff in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.43,0:08:28.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I love, love, love it.\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.96,0:08:31.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Except for this little guy.\NHe's kind of giving me\Nthe creeps.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.07,0:08:35.34,Default,,0,0,0,,This isn't happening.\NMother, this isn't\Nhappening, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.34,0:08:37.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Has the world gone crazy?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.11,0:08:41.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, come on, Louise.\NLet's leave our guest alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.88,0:08:42.61,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean your guest.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.61,0:08:45.25,Default,,0,0,0,,'Cause I did not invite Teddy\Nto come into my room...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.25,0:08:48.15,Default,,0,0,0,,and move my stuff around!\NThat's right. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.15,0:08:51.69,Default,,0,0,0,,See you in a little bit\Nat the wine-and-cheese\Nmixer, Teddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.69,0:08:54.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Sounds good, Linda.\NAnd I'll see you\Nin hell, Teddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.52,0:08:58.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'm sorry, Teddy.\N- I will see you in hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.03,0:09:01.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Where are the Samuels?\NThe cheese is getting sweaty.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.10,0:09:04.37,Default,,0,0,0,,They're in their room.\NI think they're jumping\Non the bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.37,0:09:05.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I heard the box spring\Ngoing crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.97,0:09:10.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Sounds like they're "busy."\NThey should be busy eating\Ncheese and sipping wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.67,0:09:13.53,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean,\Nthey're busy?\NLike, they got homework?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.54,0:09:14.63,Default,,0,0,0,,No. They're-- It's--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.64,0:09:18.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Busy jumping? They can't\Ntake a jumping break?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.15,0:09:19.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, Javay!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.95,0:09:22.35,Default,,0,0,0,,You came back\Nfor the wine and cheese!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.35,0:09:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You got to catch up.\NChug! Chug! Chug!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.15,0:09:27.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, look at\Nall those males.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.52,0:09:28.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, Tina!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.12,0:09:30.55,Default,,0,0,0,,One of these lucky bugs\Nwill mate with the queen,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.56,0:09:32.53,Default,,0,0,0,,and then she will\Nbite off his head.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.53,0:09:33.66,Default,,0,0,0,,So romantic.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.66,0:09:35.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Cheese?\NNo, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.63,0:09:37.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Eat it.\NMm-mmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.00,0:09:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, have some.\NMm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.37,0:09:39.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Open your mouth.\NOpen the mouth.\NMmm, mmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.93,0:09:42.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Just try it.\NYou're gonna love it.\NYou're gonna love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.57,0:09:46.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's really good.\N- Gene, you're over your limit!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.04,0:09:47.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I hate to miss\Nwine and cheese,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.98,0:09:52.98,Default,,0,0,0,,but it's time for these little\Nfellas to meet their mate.\N[ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.98,0:09:54.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye-bye.\NWait. I want to watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.52,0:09:57.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'll tell you, Linda,\NI'm having the time of my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.75,0:10:00.05,Default,,0,0,0,,You're not gonna hear me\Nwhining about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.05,0:10:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, "whine."\N[ Laughs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.62,0:10:07.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone should be here\Nfor this! They don't know\Nwhat they're missing!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.26,0:10:09.02,Default,,0,0,0,,[ All Laughing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.03,0:10:11.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I heard the...\Njoke from the... hallway.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.73,0:10:13.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you like that,\NLouise?\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.60,0:10:16.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it was really funny!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.00,0:10:18.47,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Laughs ]\NGet out of my room.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.47,0:10:21.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm your guest in your room.\NDid you talk to your mommy?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.48,0:10:23.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not my mommy's room.\NIt's my room.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.24,0:10:28.78,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I know, and I paid $75, and\NI'm just going to stay in your\Nroom for a couple of nights.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.78,0:10:32.01,Default,,0,0,0,,- Louise, put some cheese\Nin your mouth.\N- Mmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.02,0:10:33.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm, isn't that delicious?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.02,0:10:36.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, it really goes down easy,\Ndoesn't it, Teddy?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.46,0:10:37.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow.\N[ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.19,0:10:41.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Just so you know, Teddy, you\Nhave one hour, then I get real.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.06,0:10:47.06,Default,,0,0,0,,If I were a pheromone,\Nwhere would I be?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.07,0:10:48.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Aha!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.34,0:10:56.14,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Evil Laugh ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.14,0:11:00.11,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Coughs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.11,0:11:02.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Ohh! Ohh!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.72,0:11:07.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Good night, Javee!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.32,0:11:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Uh, good night.\N[ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.63,0:11:14.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Crazy lady. She's a nut.\NAm I right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.06,0:11:16.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you're bad!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.23,0:11:20.37,Default,,0,0,0,,- Good night, Teddy.\N- Good night, Linda.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.37,0:11:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Sleep tight.\NSleep tighter, Lin.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.04,0:11:24.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't let the bed bugs bite.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.77,0:11:28.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I won't.\NHey, my pillow\Nsmells funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.11,0:11:30.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.11,0:11:33.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Good night, Samuels!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.08,0:11:35.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, woo! Oh, my God!\N- [ Linda ] Oh, God!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.28,0:11:37.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- Could you please\Nclose the door?\N- Yeah. Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.79,0:11:40.29,Default,,0,0,0,,- Sorry.\N- No. With you on\Nthe other side of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.29,0:11:42.53,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay. All right. All right.\N- Leave!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.52,0:11:45.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Why is Mr. Samuels\Nwearing handcuffs?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.09,0:11:48.15,Default,,0,0,0,,They are--\NThey are escape artists.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.16,0:11:48.72,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gasps ]\NThey are?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.73,0:11:52.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Isn't that interesting?\NOkay, time for bed. Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.17,0:11:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, Louise,\Nsince you're new here,\NI'll show you the ropes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.54,0:11:57.37,Default,,0,0,0,,That corner of the bed\Nis for eating.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.37,0:11:59.47,Default,,0,0,0,,And this right here\Nis the exercise area.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.47,0:12:03.17,Default,,0,0,0,,This is where I thrash.\N[ Groaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.18,0:12:06.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. I'll stand,\Nthank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.08,0:12:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Groaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.69,0:12:13.86,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Snoring ]\N[ Groaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.86,0:12:16.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.82,0:12:19.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you talked to your mommy?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.96,0:12:26.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you talk\Nto your mommy, Teddy,\Nabout your new roommates?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.47,0:12:34.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Where is everybody?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.41,0:12:36.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Careful, Bob.\NI reused the cheese\Nfrom yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.61,0:12:39.81,Default,,0,0,0,,- Some of the omelets\Nhave toothpicks in them.\N- Ow. Ow. Ah.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.81,0:12:44.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, good morning, Yavee!\NI hope you and your bugs\Nare hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.42,0:12:48.09,Default,,0,0,0,,My appetite is gone, along with\Nseveral of my specimen jars.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.09,0:12:49.63,Default,,0,0,0,,They contained\Nmy most virile males.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.62,0:12:53.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no.\NLittle insects with wings.\NHow far could they go?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.69,0:12:57.36,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Teddy ]\NHey, guys.\N[ All Screaming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.37,0:13:01.77,Default,,0,0,0,,- What?\NDo I have bed head?\N- Oh, good God, Teddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.77,0:13:02.34,Default,,0,0,0,,My beetles!\NOhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.34,0:13:05.64,Default,,0,0,0,,What?\NTeddy, you've got beetles\Nall over your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.64,0:13:07.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that right?\NI haven't looked\Nin the mirror yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.71,0:13:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,These males are in\Nan extremely amorous state.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.58,0:13:12.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean, right now\Nthey're trying to mate\Nwith Teddy's face?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.58,0:13:13.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- Ahh.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.88,0:13:15.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, God, Ted.\NDoes it hurt?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.62,0:13:16.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Nope. Nope.\NDon't worry about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.72,0:13:20.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Teddy, you should probably\Nget to the hospital.\NYou okay to drive?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.22,0:13:25.19,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I don't need a hospital.\NI'll be fine. This is still\Na magical weekend.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.19,0:13:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Ahh.\NYou know?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.63,0:13:27.63,Default,,0,0,0,,He's the perfect guest.\NWhat's for breakfast?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.63,0:13:30.97,Default,,0,0,0,,- Eggs!\N- Ugh! Nothing gets\Nto this guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.97,0:13:33.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You! I don't know how,\Nbut you did this.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.84,0:13:35.57,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Sniffs ]\NI know how she did it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.57,0:13:36.81,Default,,0,0,0,,She used my pheromones on him.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.80,0:13:40.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, well, uh,\NLinda, everyone,\Nhave fun in the B and B.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.31,0:13:42.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll be downstairs\Nin the restaurant. Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.54,0:13:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye, Dad.\NNo!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.41,0:13:45.64,Default,,0,0,0,,You deal with her!\NShe's out of control!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.65,0:13:48.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Uh, give her\Nher room back.\NNo!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.92,0:13:51.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's all I got. Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.52,0:13:54.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Louise!\NYou're grounded.\NGo to your room.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.76,0:13:56.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Gladly.\NThat's all I ever wanted.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.62,0:13:59.42,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I mean my room.\NGo to my room.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.43,0:14:04.20,Default,,0,0,0,,- You can't make me.\N- Oh, yes, I can, Miss Missy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.27,0:14:06.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess you can.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.53,0:14:08.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I've never seen\Nthese beetles so aroused.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.94,0:14:10.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I have that affect\Non beetles.\N[ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.94,0:14:12.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't had this\Nmuch action in a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.64,0:14:15.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Are they gonna call me\Ntomorrow? Probably not,\Nright? That's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.84,0:14:21.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Teddy, making jokes,\Ncovered with bugs.\NYou are a man! Damn you!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.55,0:14:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gene ]\NDoes anything get to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.95,0:14:24.52,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Teddy ]\NThere's really only one thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.52,0:14:26.96,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gene, Tina ] Yeah?\N[ Teddy ]\NCostumed characters.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.95,0:14:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, like the ones\Nin amusement parks.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.59,0:14:30.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?\NWhy?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.56,0:14:33.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the eyes, Gene.\NTheir cold, dead eyes...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.99,0:14:35.39,Default,,0,0,0,,watching you while they\Nmake love to your wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.40,0:14:40.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- While they what?\N- I mean, when they, uh,\Ngo to birthday parties.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.53,0:14:41.69,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gene ]\NAll right.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.70,0:14:42.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Teddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.54,0:14:47.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, thank you, Mom's purse.\NWell, thank you, phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.48,0:14:49.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I will make a call.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.38,0:14:50.51,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Whistling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.51,0:14:53.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I gotcha.\NOh, you're sizzling.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.71,0:14:54.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I love your sounds.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.72,0:14:57.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hello.\NYou have costumed\Ncharacters, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.49,0:14:58.92,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Whistling ]\NOh, that's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.92,0:15:02.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll take the hippo,\Nthe fox.\NHere's a cookie.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.49,0:15:03.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's a cookie.\NA baby bear.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.42,0:15:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's a cookie.\NAnd do take a credit card?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.59,0:15:09.02,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Knocking ]\NBrought you some cookies!\NWhat's going on here?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.03,0:15:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,- Uh, we have to go home.\N- What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.53,0:15:14.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't leave.\NYou're on vacation.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.34,0:15:20.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Sit down, enjoy the cookies,\Nunpack your pointy bra\Nand your whip and whip him.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.91,0:15:22.55,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a naughty boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.54,0:15:24.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a naughty boy.\NGet to it!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.68,0:15:27.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you just lock the door?\NShe just locked the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.62,0:15:28.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know\Nwhat's going on.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.48,0:15:32.38,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Linda ]\NYou can come out when it's\Ntime for the ice cream social!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.39,0:15:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You too!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.29,0:15:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey, there's my perfect guest.\N- Hey, Linda.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.66,0:15:42.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I got good news.\NI'm upgrading you\Nto platinum status!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.93,0:15:46.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Platinum status.\NThat sounds fancy.\NWhat do I get?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.43,0:15:49.93,Default,,0,0,0,,It is! You hungry?\NYou want some room service?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.94,0:15:52.78,Default,,0,0,0,,No.\NUh, I guess I can eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.77,0:15:55.57,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you want?\NUh, bacon burger?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.58,0:15:56.95,Default,,0,0,0,,What?\NBacon burger.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.94,0:15:58.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Bacon--\NFirst-First word.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.68,0:15:59.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Bacon.\NOne syllable.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.95,0:16:01.32,Default,,0,0,0,,No, two syllables.\NTwo syllables.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.32,0:16:04.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Oink, oink, oink, oink,\Noink, oink, oink, oink!\NUh, a pig.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.79,0:16:05.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Dinosaur.\NBacon!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.95,0:16:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Bacon burger.\NKevin Bacon.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.76,0:16:09.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Second word.\NBurger.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.46,0:16:11.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Brake pads?\N[ Moos ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.49,0:16:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Dinosaur.\NJurassic Park!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.13,0:16:14.36,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Moos ]\NCharades!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.36,0:16:16.72,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't guess charades.\NYes, you can.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.73,0:16:17.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Is it charades?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.93,0:16:20.56,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Moos ]\NCow. Burger!\NBacon burger!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.57,0:16:23.47,Default,,0,0,0,,All right.\NYes. Bacon burger!\NAll right. I can do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.47,0:16:27.50,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Doorbell Rings ]\NUh, doorbell.\NI'll get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.51,0:16:28.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Footloose.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.64,0:16:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I--\NCan I help you?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.01,0:16:32.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Is there a Teddy here?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.75,0:16:35.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Teddy, you've got visitors.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.68,0:16:36.81,Default,,0,0,0,,One second.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.82,0:16:40.09,Default,,0,0,0,,We're the Fuzzy Buddies!\NAre you Teddy?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.09,0:16:42.79,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gasps ]\NWhat's going on here?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.79,0:16:44.63,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Screams ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.06,0:16:52.07,Default,,0,0,0,,- Someone's excited to see\Nthe Fuzzy Buddies.\N- [ Screams ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.07,0:16:53.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't!\NNo, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.00,0:16:56.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa.\NYou're a big boy-- Ohh!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.74,0:17:02.15,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Teddy Grunting ]\NOh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.14,0:17:04.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Teddy.\NOhh! Ahh!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.65,0:17:08.02,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Teddy Crying ]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.02,0:17:10.85,Default,,0,0,0,,It's almost\Nthe ice cream social.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.85,0:17:14.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Linda, what is going on up here?\NYou're losing control\Nof your B and B.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.69,0:17:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you talking about?\NEverything is going perfectly.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.86,0:17:21.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. Right, Lin.\NEverything's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.13,0:17:22.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, do you have\Nmy bacon burger?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.86,0:17:25.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah,\Nthe bacon burger. Here.\NOh.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.77,0:17:28.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, can you help me?\NI can't chew.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.47,0:17:30.74,Default,,0,0,0,,You need me to feed you?\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.74,0:17:33.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Chew it up for him,\Nlike a mama bird.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.11,0:17:35.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Linda, no!\NHe's platinum status!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.01,0:17:38.61,Default,,0,0,0,,You're crazy, Linda!\NIt's all right, guys.\NI got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.61,0:17:40.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Perfect guest.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.92,0:17:45.99,Default,,0,0,0,,So let me get this straight.\NTeddy beat up a bunch\Nof giant animals.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.99,0:17:50.69,Default,,0,0,0,,You locked Louise in our room,\Nand then you locked the guests\Nin their rooms?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.69,0:17:54.45,Default,,0,0,0,,They were gonna leave before\Nthe big ice cream social\Nat 3:00.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.46,0:17:57.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Lin, just give me\Nthe key, all right?\NI'm gonna let them out.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.90,0:17:58.60,Default,,0,0,0,,No.\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.60,0:18:02.91,Default,,0,0,0,,No.\NLook at yourself. Look at\Nwhat you've turned into!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.90,0:18:03.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.90,0:18:07.63,Default,,0,0,0,,All I wanted was a charming\Nbed and breakfast, that's all.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.64,0:18:11.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Now what am I gonna say\Nto God when I go to heaven?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.65,0:18:15.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Ohh! Oh! Uh-oh.\NI lost the key!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.12,0:18:17.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God,\Nwhat have I done?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.82,0:18:19.52,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, all right,\Nlisten.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.52,0:18:21.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You know,\NLouise picks locks.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.06,0:18:24.63,Default,,0,0,0,,- Louise hates me.\N- No, she doesn't\Nhate you, Lin.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.63,0:18:29.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure she's broken\Nout of our room already.\NOh.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.06,0:18:33.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna go\Ndeal with Teddy.\NWhy don't you try her room?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.77,0:18:35.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.47,0:18:39.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, honey. It's Mommy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.07,0:18:41.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hello, Mother.\NPlease do come in.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.54,0:18:46.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Louise, I'm sorry\NI rented your room to Teddy and\Nthen locked you in our bedroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.85,0:18:48.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I accept your apology, Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.05,0:18:52.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Who among us hasn't\Ngone a little overboard\Nfrom time to time?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.92,0:18:54.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, thanks, sweetie.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.66,0:18:57.63,Default,,0,0,0,,And you're gonna\Napologize to Teddy.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.63,0:19:00.06,Default,,0,0,0,,And there's something else\NI need from you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.06,0:19:03.27,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Sighs ]\NI would just\Ncut it up right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.26,0:19:04.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. No, not that.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.17,0:19:08.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Will you please help me\Nget Javeed and the Samuels\Nout of their rooms?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.50,0:19:11.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I locked them in and I--\NI kind of lost the key.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.57,0:19:14.63,Default,,0,0,0,,There might be something\NI can do.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.94,0:19:19.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Javeed, I'm sorry\NI locked you in your room.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.55,0:19:20.98,Default,,0,0,0,,You're free to go\Nif you wish.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.98,0:19:23.71,Default,,0,0,0,,- You locked me in my room?\N- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.72,0:19:25.92,Default,,0,0,0,,She's completely bonkers,\Nisn't she?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.92,0:19:28.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at me when\NI'm talking to you!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.16,0:19:33.80,Default,,0,0,0,,They're gone.\NHow did they get\Nout of a locked room?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.79,0:19:36.56,Default,,0,0,0,,It was their greatest escape.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.93,0:19:41.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Look what they left behind.\NLook. My tongue is trapped.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.57,0:19:43.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Now it's escaped.\NNow it's trapped.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.77,0:19:45.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Now it's escaped.\NHey, look!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.21,0:19:46.74,Default,,0,0,0,,They're still\Nclimbing down.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.74,0:19:49.88,Default,,0,0,0,,You two all right?\NYou need any help\Nwith your bags?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.88,0:19:53.05,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Uh, actually we're stuck.\NPlease help us.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.05,0:19:54.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I suppose\Nwe could get a ladder.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.88,0:19:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,How much did you\Nlike my B and B?\NA lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.59,0:19:59.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you gonna recommend us\Nto your friends?\NYes!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.89,0:20:03.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you gonna leave me\Nyour e-mail address?\N[ Both ] Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.89,0:20:05.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Get 'em the ladder.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.13,0:20:07.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, thanks for coming.\NSorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.63,0:20:10.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry again.\NUh, here's something\Nfor your trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.30,0:20:11.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Two dollars.\NThanks a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.63,0:20:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know what to tip\Nin this situation.\NYeah. Not two dollars.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.70,0:20:16.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hey, Teddy.\NUh, you all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.94,0:20:21.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I think I worked through\Nmy issues, Bob. Me and the owl\Nare gonna go get a drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.01,0:20:23.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm pretty sure\Nthere's a woman inside.\N[ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.61,0:20:25.87,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a guy, Teddy.\NOh, that's a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.88,0:20:27.12,Default,,0,0,0,,The owl was a guy.\NIt's a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.11,0:20:30.28,Default,,0,0,0,,The fox was a girl.\NOh. Did the fox\Nleave already?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.28,0:20:34.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.\NOh. Linda, you are\Na delightful hostess.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.79,0:20:37.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, thanks, Teddy.\NSee you at lunch, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.79,0:20:43.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that was all right.\NIt was pretty good.\NI give us a B.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.06,0:20:44.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm.\NB plus.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.60,0:20:46.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm.\NA B and B plus!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.17,0:20:49.61,Default,,0,0,0,,My face is sweaty.\NGene, take that off.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.60,0:20:51.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Never! Ohh!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.14,0:20:57.15,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Groaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.38,0:21:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Groaning\NContinues ]