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♪ I was out on the West Coast
tryin' to make a buck ♪
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♪ And things didn't work out
I was down on my luck ♪
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♪ Got tired a-roamin'
and bummin' around ♪
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♪ So I started thumbin' back east
toward my hometown ♪
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♪ Made a lot of miles
the first two days ♪
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♪ And I figured I'd be home in week
if my luck held out this way ♪
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♪ But the third night I got stranded
way out of town ♪
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♪ At a cold lonely crossroads
rain was pourin' down ♪
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♪ I was hungry and freezin'
done caught a chill ♪
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♪ When the lights of a big semi
topped the hill ♪
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♪ Lord I sure was glad to hear
them air brakes come on ♪
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♪ And I climbed in that cab ♪
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♪ Where I knew it'd be warm ♪
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♪ At the wheel sit a big man
he weighed about two-ten ♪
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♪ He stuck out his hand
and said with a grin ♪
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♪ Big Joe's the name
I told him mine ♪
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♪ And he said
The name of my rig is Phantom 309 ♪
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- You okay man?
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♪ I asked him why he called his rig
such a name ♪
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(music stops)
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- Mr. Green!
- Hey, what's up? What's up?
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- Good to see you, candy man.
What's up, Hydro?
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It's been a minute, dawg.
What's up with y'all?
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Sorry about the circumstances
and all that, right? Sayin'.
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- Yo, what's up with T man?
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- Man, T at a halfway house, y'all.
But he gonna be here.
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- What the fuck are you doing here?
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- I invited myself.
- Yeah? Well, fucking get him out of here.
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- You couldn't wear a fucking shirt
to a funeral, Randy?
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- I got the keys.
Just take it easy,
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the transmission's slipping.
- Okay.
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- I'll pick it up after work.
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Do you mind putting some gas in it?
- Sure.
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- How's the mall, George?
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- Good.
- I got some good dope for you,
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I'll bring it by after work.
- Thanks, Ricky.
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- Good to see you, Julian.
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- We're not friends, we're business partners.
Don't forget it.
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- Okay, tough guy.
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We've got the buyers in Montreal,
everything's set, bring all you can bring.
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- Alright, cool.
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- Did you hear that?
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- The cops threw the old man
out of the dump,
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so he moved to the goddamn parking lot
of the old Zellers downtown.
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He was selling hotdogs and drinking.
He was there almost a year.
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He wouldn't listen to anybody.
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I fucking warned him about the propane.
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- Last Monday at 4 a.m.,
there was a great big explosion.
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Some bums witnessed it,
said Ray was down there.
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Fucking drunk, smoking cigarettes.
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Trying to steal propane for his grill
and that was it, fucking ka-blamo.
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- Motherfucker, he blew himself up.
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Sayin'?
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Sad like a motherfucker too, ain't it?
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I was down with Ray, dawg.
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I loved that old white boy.
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- Over this way, please.
Everybody gather around over here.
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- Get the fuck out of the way.
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- Thanks for coming today, everyone.
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We're gathered here today
at Ray's sanctuary.
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This is a place that most of us
would... rightly call the dump.
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But not Ray.
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For Ray, this was like his personal paradise.
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He...
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(zipper)
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Sorry.
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We're here today to remember Ray,
and all of the things that he taught us.
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To celebrate what a wonderful man he was.
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- He wasn't wonderful, he was shitty.
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Maybe the shittiest man there ever was,
ever will be.
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- You better shut
your fucking mouth right now.
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- Goddamn right, you bald-headed,
bespectacled bitch!
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It's a funeral, motherfucker!
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I'm gonna slap the white boy
out your mouths!
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You don't disrespect a motherfucker like that
at his own funeral!
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(Sarah): Jamie...
- What the fuck's wrong with you, bitch?
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You too Randy, get the fuck back,
fucking Simon Cowell with titties!
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- You're out of fucking line right now.
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- Sorry, Julian.
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My apologies, everyone.
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Continue.
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- Can you please just fucking leave?
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- How could you say that?
- Randy, Ray isn't dead.
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Piss still flows in the jug, bud.
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Come on, Randy.
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- How could you say that?
- Rand...
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(Ricky laughs)
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- Instant karla, fucky!
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Fuck!
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(Bubbles): Jesus Christ, Ricky!
- Fucking asshole.
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(Bubbles): Ricky get up. Ricky...
(car starting)
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(Ricky sighing)
- Fucking drunk, Bubbs.
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My dad was the...
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- It's okay, Ricky.
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- Bubbs, can you fucking read this for me?
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- Yeah, Ricky.
It's okay.
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Ricky's a little too upset.
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Understandably, so...
(man): Tyrone!
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I'm going to read the words
that he prepared.
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My dad wasn't always right,
but he acted like he was.
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And that was the most important thing
to be thunk of.
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My dad was awesome.
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And if you don't like him...
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you can fuck off.
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That's it.
Thank you.
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- Here's to fucking Ray.
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Fucking way she goes.
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(all): Fucking way she goes.
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- Fucking way she goes.
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(fingers snapping)
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(Jacob): Present arms!
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(gun clicking)
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- Fuck...
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- Jesus Christ, Jacob.
- What the fuck was that?
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- Weak!
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- Sorry, Julian.
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- Oh my fuck, Tyrone!
- What is he doing?
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- He's breaking the fuck north, dawg.
He hates that halfway house.
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He knows if he gets out of the province
they can't fuck with him.
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- Oh man, that's a dumb move.
He's gonna end up back in jail.
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- Like you know a lot
about staying out of jail.
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(J-Roc clicks teeth)
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- How's it going?
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Jesus Christ!
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Fucking flyers.
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My dad said the biggest mistakes
of my life was giving up on growing dope.
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Well that, and working for Julian.
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And for a while, I did give up on dope.
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Everybody said I was done.
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Cops, judges, Lahey...
They all said, and I kofe,
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"I'd never, ever grow dope again."
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Does this look like I'd never,
ever grow dope again?
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Fuck those guys.
Dope's a part of me, and I can't change that.
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Dope's a part of everybody.
I don't know if you know this,
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but people have these naturally occurring
cannabinoid sectors in their brain.
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What the fuck do you think
we have those there for?
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It's for dope to get us high, that's what.
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The biggest question I had to figure out
last time I went to jail was:
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how in the fuck can I keep doing this
and not get caught?
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But, I also had to figure out
where in the fuck to grow the dope.
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Should I grow it in the trailer park?
Lahey's gonna be fucking with me,
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I'll have cops all over my ass.
It just doesn't fucking work.
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Cops aren't going to fuck with me
in the sub-division.
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Lahey is definitely not going
to fuck with me in the sub-division.
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This is all mine now.
I have all of this,
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because my dad said,
"Don't fucking work with Julian."
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Thanks for the fucking advice, Dad.
Wish you were here, bud.
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- Ricky did this.
He caused my stroke.
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Happened the day he got out of jail,
when he shit himself back into this park.
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Now I'm a prisoner, and he's free to go
wherever he wants, whenever he wants.
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Fortunately he's growing his dope
somewhere else.
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But when he shits,
he still shits in the park.
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(bicycle bell ringing)
- It is dirty fucking tough.
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I mean, I can't get a real job.
Can't get any job.
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Employers see how many times
I've been to jail,
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and they think it's a mistake
on the goddamn paperwork.
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Then I have to say,
"No, no that's accurate,
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I've been in there that many times."
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Here's your chicken and liquor.
It's $65, plus $10 for delivery.
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You know, so now
I've just been slinging
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chicken, and beer, and cigarettes
and liquor to people
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for a $10 fee just to get by.
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Oh Jesus, I almost forgot your cigarettes.
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Corey Hart!
Ha! Ha!
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- It wasn't fucking easy.
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I got out of jail and I was just as broke
and fucked up as everyone else.
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So... I fell back on bouncing
at the Red Knight.
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This skinny little prick was fucking around,
got up on the bar, started dancing.
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He was wasted, I was wasted.
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I grabbed a hold of him,
threw him down, put him in a hold.
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And I don't know what happened,
the guy fucking sucker-punched me.
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Knocked me out in front of everybody.
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I mean, even my doorman saw it.
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That forced me to step back
and say to myself,
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"Julian, are you a fucking bouncer,
or are you a businessman?"
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My business has been up and running
for two months now.
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- Private.
- Good evening, Sergeant.
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(Julian): Go for it.
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Shhh.
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Come on, go, go, go.
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Nice job, buddy.
- Thanks, Julian.
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- Oh! Jesus Christ, Jacob!
Jacob, turn the piss off!
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Fuck!
- I'm really sorry, Jules.
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Man, you're here almost every day,
someone's going to notice something.
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- This stuff is liquid fucking gold, okay?
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These guys in Montreal
want the whole fucking thing.
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It's going to make you and I a lot of money.
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(honking)
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(kid): Julian's got the Lincoln!
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- Hey, man.
- Drink?
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- Yeah, sure.
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- I got a little present for you too, man,
from the harvest.
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Here you go, bud.
- Right on. Thanks, buddy.
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- Fucking best I've ever grown.
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- Looks good, man.
- Smooth as fuck.
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(Julian sighs)
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What the fuck's wrong with you?
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Oh, look at Mr. Fancy.
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(opening music from computer)
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- In a move that has raised eyebrows for some
and hopes for others,
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Canada's Justice Minister today
issued an invitation to marijuana activists
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to speak at a hearing in Ottawa
on a conspicuous date, April 20.
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That puts the hearing on the same date
that thousands of pot activists will gather
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for their annual 4/20 smoke-in
on Parliament Hill.
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People are lining up in Ottawa
for a chance to have their voices heard.
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Meanwhile, others are confidently predicting
full legalization within a matter of months,
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effectively creating Canada's
marijuana industry.
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(music from news report)
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- What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck are they saying?
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- They want to legalize it.
It's going to happen.
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- They can't legalize dope now.
I mean, look what I've got going on here.
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This took me everything I had
to get this going.
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I just can't fucking believe
this is happening right now.
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- Listen, man, this is what we gotta do.
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We've got to sell
all of our product right now
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and get the fuck out while we can.
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We gotta merge our companies together.
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- What does that mean?
- We gotta be partners.
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- I don't want to be rude here,
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but I have a serious fucking problem
with the product that you're selling.
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- Why?
- Because it's a fucking embarrassing.
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What if Lucy... Not to mention Lucy,
what if Trinity, my daughter,
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finds out I'm selling piss with Julian?
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- They're not going to know.
- Do you know what they call Jacob?
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- What?
- Your piss chimp!
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(sighing)
I can't even believe that you're doing that.
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You've really got me thinking
with this Ottawa shit right now.
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- Fuck.
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I'm sure Bubbles is going to want
to fucking do it, he's broke right now.
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- No, no, no, don't in-fucking-volve Bubbles
in this, man.
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I'm really fucking worried about Bubbles.
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He's really, really the most fucked
I've ever seen him.
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He's drinking constantly,
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he's on his little chicken bike
driving around drunk.
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00:13:34,027 --> 00:13:35,903
I don't think he's making a lot of money.
237
00:13:36,029 --> 00:13:38,948
He just doesn't seem happy.
He's living under J-Roc's fucking step.
238
00:13:41,909 --> 00:13:44,162
- Hey, man.
- Hey, Bubbles.
239
00:13:47,373 --> 00:13:49,625
- Hey, B, the old man and the fat boy
240
00:13:49,751 --> 00:13:51,711
was here looking for you's stayin',
know what I'm saying?
241
00:13:51,836 --> 00:13:54,088
- What? What did they want?
242
00:13:54,213 --> 00:13:58,426
- I don't know what they want, they stank.
But I do know what me and Sarah want.
243
00:13:58,551 --> 00:14:00,762
Two years ago he got out the joint,
I was like, "Come crash with us."
244
00:14:00,887 --> 00:14:03,556
I got a spot under my stoop,
you can crash there as long as you want.
245
00:14:03,681 --> 00:14:07,185
I didn't mean two years, dawg.
Two fucking years dog.
246
00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:08,686
Two years.
247
00:14:09,062 --> 00:14:12,857
(J-Roc beatboxing)
Calgary rap battle championship ring.
248
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:15,985
Hey, I got mad love for all my past bitches,
you know what I mean?
249
00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:19,405
But none of them bitches was able
to push up on me the way that Sarah...
250
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:23,785
She my main... she my... she my bitch.
- You better watch it.
251
00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:27,705
- One thing I wish he would excel at
a little more is moving the fuck on, dawg.
252
00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:29,999
(Bubbles): What's going on, boys?
- The fuck outta here, man.
253
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,628
- What is this,
some kind of a fucking intervention?
254
00:14:33,753 --> 00:14:35,088
- It's a friend-tervention, dawg.
255
00:14:35,963 --> 00:14:38,299
It's time to move, know what I'm saying?
You're my boy, but it's time to be a man.
256
00:14:38,424 --> 00:14:41,219
- Yeah, I do know what you mean.
- Well, that's a good start.
257
00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:44,180
- Yeah, I'll get my stuff packed up
and be on my way.
258
00:14:44,305 --> 00:14:46,641
- Movin' swish in your stomach
from here to somewhere else
259
00:14:46,766 --> 00:14:47,892
don't count as moving.
260
00:14:54,065 --> 00:14:56,776
- I don't want to sound ungrateful,
you know?
261
00:14:56,901 --> 00:14:59,904
I do appreciate everything
J-Roc and Sarah have done for me.
262
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,323
Want some beans?
(meowing)
263
00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:03,533
You fucking love beans, yeah.
264
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,202
They're a little bit hot,
I should have warned you.
265
00:15:06,953 --> 00:15:11,499
40 bucks a month has been the rent.
It's actually been quite nice, but...
266
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:16,129
apparently now, the sentiment is
that maybe I've overstayed my welcome.
267
00:15:17,296 --> 00:15:18,756
- What the fuck?
268
00:15:19,382 --> 00:15:20,425
Trin!
269
00:15:21,717 --> 00:15:23,803
- Dad, I'm sorry,
the transmission is fucked.
270
00:15:23,928 --> 00:15:26,264
It's stuck in reverse.
- Totally fucked, Ricky.
271
00:15:26,389 --> 00:15:29,434
- Hey, I appreciate you not making that kind
of language in front of my daughter.
272
00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:32,687
I also appreciate you
not working on my fucking car.
273
00:15:32,812 --> 00:15:35,398
Just stick to mall security, okay?
Chasing kids around the food court.
274
00:15:35,523 --> 00:15:37,567
Chhh, copy? Chhh, Georgie?
275
00:15:38,609 --> 00:15:40,445
You look good, Luce.
- You look good too, Rick.
276
00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:41,612
- You look fucked.
277
00:15:42,989 --> 00:15:44,240
Brought that for you.
278
00:15:46,159 --> 00:15:49,537
So reverse still works?
- Yeah, yeah it's fine.
279
00:15:49,662 --> 00:15:51,789
(tires screeching)
280
00:16:09,432 --> 00:16:10,808
(knocking)
281
00:16:15,313 --> 00:16:16,981
- Hi, Bubbles.
282
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,984
This letter was sent
to the old Sunnyvale PO box.
283
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,820
Address was hard to read,
so we opened it.
284
00:16:22,945 --> 00:16:26,073
- You read my mail, Randy?
- Sorry, Bubbles.
285
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:51,724
- Three black!
286
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,367
Mr. Lahey, check this out.
287
00:17:10,451 --> 00:17:14,080
I found this suit thing and respirator thing
in Julian's bag.
288
00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:17,124
- Tag it and bag it, Randy.
Put it with the rest of the evidence.
289
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:20,795
Something happened to Julian.
I don't know what it was.
290
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,297
But do you remember
all those girlfriends he used to have?
291
00:17:23,422 --> 00:17:26,467
Beautiful women, day and night,
back and forth to his trailer.
292
00:17:26,592 --> 00:17:29,929
All of a sudden, just up and stopped.
293
00:17:30,054 --> 00:17:31,764
What the hell have we got here?
294
00:17:33,099 --> 00:17:36,686
Look at that, Randy.
- Meth cocks?
295
00:17:37,937 --> 00:17:39,897
- Fuck, it's Ricky.
296
00:17:41,649 --> 00:17:43,734
Is he coming here?
- Looks like it.
297
00:17:43,859 --> 00:17:47,572
- Oh, shit!
Go see what he wants.
298
00:17:49,782 --> 00:17:51,742
See what he wants, Randy.
299
00:17:53,286 --> 00:17:55,830
- Guys, I just want to fucking come in,
have a nice peaceful talk.
300
00:17:55,955 --> 00:17:57,498
(Lahey): Ricky...
(Randy): Frig off, Ricky.
301
00:17:57,623 --> 00:18:01,085
- Ricky! This is trespassing, Ricky!
- Ricky!
302
00:18:03,129 --> 00:18:04,422
- Just calm down, guys.
303
00:18:05,298 --> 00:18:07,675
I hear you fucky-donkies
are snooping around.
304
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,553
(Lahey): What the hell do you want, Ricky?
- If you guys want my garbage,
305
00:18:10,678 --> 00:18:13,180
I'll just bring it to you every day.
Is that what you want?
306
00:18:15,683 --> 00:18:17,935
(Lahey): Ricky! For fuck's sakes!
307
00:18:20,146 --> 00:18:22,189
- Why don't you go outside and play
some fucking dandelions
308
00:18:22,315 --> 00:18:25,943
or some sprinklers there, Randall?
Just shutty that fucky!
309
00:18:26,902 --> 00:18:27,820
What's with your hair, man?
310
00:18:28,821 --> 00:18:30,781
You think you're a fucking Beavil
or something? You look fucked.
311
00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:33,909
Oh, thanks, guys.
312
00:18:34,035 --> 00:18:38,164
So Jim, why don't you tell me,
what the fuck are you looking for?
313
00:18:38,289 --> 00:18:40,124
- I'll tell you what we're looking for,
Ricky.
314
00:18:41,584 --> 00:18:45,296
We found these cocks in Julian's garbage.
315
00:18:46,505 --> 00:18:49,008
- So what if someone threw cocks
in the garbage? Who cares?
316
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:52,303
If you guys haven't noticed,
this trailer park is going to shit again.
317
00:18:52,428 --> 00:18:55,222
So why don't you and Fuckgut Bobannaran,
or whatever the fuck you call him,
318
00:18:55,348 --> 00:18:57,224
go and do your little
trailer-park dummy-jobs
319
00:18:57,350 --> 00:18:59,769
instead of digging through peoples garbage
trying to find cocks.
320
00:18:59,894 --> 00:19:04,899
- Ricky, Julian cannot have
a goddamn meth lab in this fucking park.
321
00:19:05,024 --> 00:19:06,484
(Ricky laughing)
- Meth?
322
00:19:09,528 --> 00:19:12,490
He's selling piss, you fucking dumb-dumb.
323
00:19:15,368 --> 00:19:18,829
- Piss?
- Drug piss.
324
00:19:18,954 --> 00:19:21,415
When people are on drugs and get tested,
they need clean piss.
325
00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:22,833
That's what he's selling.
326
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:27,088
- Ricky, I know this isn't the right time,
but could I get 10, 20 grams from you?
327
00:19:27,213 --> 00:19:29,256
- Randy!
- What?
328
00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:32,051
- Yeah, I could probably
make that happen, Randy.
329
00:19:32,176 --> 00:19:34,428
- Ricky, you been watching
the news lately?
330
00:19:34,553 --> 00:19:37,515
Hear what's going on in Ottawa?
They're going to make marijuana legal.
331
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,601
Know what that means, Ricky?
Means you're out of business.
332
00:19:40,726 --> 00:19:43,270
(laughing)
- Yeah, I seen the news, and guess what?
333
00:19:43,396 --> 00:19:45,940
I'm going to fucking Ottawa.
And they're not going to get it legal
334
00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:48,025
if I have anything to do with it.
Fuck that.
335
00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:51,070
- Really? Yeah, you're gonna go in that,
are you, Ricky?
336
00:19:51,195 --> 00:19:53,364
(Lahey laughing)
Hey Rick, little bit of advice,
337
00:19:53,489 --> 00:19:56,117
don't count your chickens
before they shit, Rick.
338
00:19:56,242 --> 00:19:59,995
- Oh yeah? Little piece of advice for you.
Why don't you accept the fact
339
00:20:00,121 --> 00:20:02,456
that I'm going to be fucking growing dope
in this park again?
340
00:20:02,581 --> 00:20:04,917
Just accept it, 'cause there's nothing
you can fucking do about it.
341
00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:08,462
Stay out of my shit, boys, okay?
Love you guys.
342
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,090
- Nice, Randy, nice.
343
00:20:11,924 --> 00:20:13,884
(Ricky on speaker):
The park's spring cleanup is now on.
344
00:20:14,009 --> 00:20:17,972
Please take all your garbage,
or any shit you want to throw away.
345
00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:20,808
Old washing machines,
whatever the fuck it is.
346
00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:24,437
Take it all to the supervisors' trailer
and leave it on the front lawn.
347
00:20:24,562 --> 00:20:27,106
Thank you, park spring cleanup.
348
00:20:28,649 --> 00:20:31,777
- What time is it, King Of The Dot?
Time for some suckas to get knocked out.
349
00:20:31,902 --> 00:20:34,280
(J-Roc beatboxing)
350
00:20:36,907 --> 00:20:38,659
You know what I'm saying?
Hang on, one second.
351
00:20:39,744 --> 00:20:42,913
There you go, white boy.
Go the fuck on.
352
00:20:43,873 --> 00:20:46,333
Some white boy from the park,
you know what I'm? Buying dope.
353
00:20:46,459 --> 00:20:50,004
Doin' a good business, dawg.
Anyway, them motherfuckers goin' to Montreal,
354
00:20:50,129 --> 00:20:52,465
so I don't know if they want you
to roll with 'em, know what I mean?
355
00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:55,009
But I'm gonna axe Julian
for you right quick.
356
00:20:55,134 --> 00:20:56,135
Hang on one second.
357
00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,428
(clicks teeth)
5-0.
358
00:20:58,179 --> 00:21:00,681
I'm gonna tape it for World Star Hip Hop,
know what I'm saying?
359
00:21:00,806 --> 00:21:04,018
Just in case some shit goes down, dawg,
I got this evidence.
360
00:21:04,143 --> 00:21:07,021
What's up, motherfucker?
I know what's goin' on,
361
00:21:07,146 --> 00:21:09,440
you think I know where T is
'cause I'm white?
362
00:21:09,565 --> 00:21:11,942
Just some white boy in a cop car, dawg.
363
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:15,196
Anyway, I'm gonna axe Jules,
I'll let you know what he says. Ah!
364
00:21:21,494 --> 00:21:23,621
- Where the fuck did the snow come from?
365
00:21:24,997 --> 00:21:26,957
Freeze my unit off out here.
366
00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:34,632
(Bubbles grunts)
367
00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:46,852
Hey, boys. How's she goin'?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
368
00:21:46,977 --> 00:21:48,521
- Look at this.
- Ooh, what's this?
369
00:21:48,646 --> 00:21:50,731
- That's not your chicken.
(indistinct shouting)
370
00:21:50,856 --> 00:21:54,068
I don't want any fucking trouble here.
(kicking and grunting)
371
00:21:54,193 --> 00:21:55,820
(Bubbles whimpering)
372
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,742
(tires screeching)
Ah!!!
373
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:06,455
Ah, fuck. Help me...
374
00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:10,918
There was four of them.
Cocksuckers chicken-jacked me.
375
00:22:11,043 --> 00:22:12,878
(Bubbles crying)
376
00:22:13,003 --> 00:22:16,423
Officer, could you grab
that letter on the ground for me, please?
377
00:22:16,549 --> 00:22:20,386
I think I'm going into shock.
Thank you.
378
00:22:24,306 --> 00:22:26,684
Cocksucker!!!
(echoing)
379
00:22:36,735 --> 00:22:38,946
- It's only a matter of time
till the 5-0 smokes him out though, dawg.
380
00:22:39,071 --> 00:22:41,824
They always search my trailer,
you know what I'm saying? And he was like,
381
00:22:41,949 --> 00:22:44,702
"Think Julian would be alright if I went
to Montreal with them motherfuckers?"
382
00:22:44,827 --> 00:22:46,579
And I was like, "I'm gonna axe."
383
00:22:46,704 --> 00:22:48,205
What's poppin', tighty?
384
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:56,881
Excuse me, I'm Dr. J-Roc,
you know what I'm saying?
385
00:22:57,006 --> 00:22:58,674
I'm gonna prescribe this
for your mouths.
386
00:22:59,633 --> 00:23:01,010
Sayin' you, boy.
- Thanks, J-Roc.
387
00:23:01,135 --> 00:23:03,178
- You got the Rainmen game
on your EastLink.
388
00:23:03,304 --> 00:23:06,807
- What happened to you?
- Oh, I got jumped by some shit rats.
389
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,894
I think I got a broken rib.
390
00:23:10,311 --> 00:23:12,605
Couple scrapes and cuts.
I'm alright, though.
391
00:23:12,730 --> 00:23:15,274
You know, it's okay in here, actually.
The bed's quite comfy,
392
00:23:15,399 --> 00:23:17,610
I got a nice TV and the food's okay.
393
00:23:17,735 --> 00:23:20,487
- You got a broken rib
while you was delivering chicken?
394
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,574
Chicken and ribs?
(Bubbles laughs): Stop.
395
00:23:23,699 --> 00:23:26,827
- Chicken and ribs.
- J-Roc, stop it. It hurts to laugh.
396
00:23:26,952 --> 00:23:29,747
- Dawg, go to school, know what I'm saying?
Upgrade.
397
00:23:29,872 --> 00:23:32,499
Go to community college,
be a veterinary assistant.
398
00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:36,211
Work at the convenience store, dawg,
but don't be slangin' chicken at your age.
399
00:23:39,298 --> 00:23:43,052
Man that houndstooth,
sweat pant, tearaway bitch...
400
00:23:43,177 --> 00:23:48,349
No man of his age should be wearing
that shit, trying to get by in life.
401
00:23:48,474 --> 00:23:50,059
- Fuck, Bubbles!
What the hell happened, man?
402
00:23:50,184 --> 00:23:53,812
- Oh, I got jumped
delivering chicken, fucking wasted.
403
00:23:53,938 --> 00:23:56,815
Police report called it a drunken fight
over chicken, they're not pursuing it.
404
00:23:56,941 --> 00:23:58,567
I don't want to talk about it, Ricky.
405
00:23:58,692 --> 00:24:00,319
- We can't just let some fucking ballsucks
beat you up, man.
406
00:24:00,444 --> 00:24:01,737
That's bullshit.
We gotta go find
407
00:24:01,862 --> 00:24:03,614
these fucking guys right now.
- Shh!
408
00:24:06,492 --> 00:24:07,743
- Don't fucking shush me.
409
00:24:08,243 --> 00:24:09,870
Here man, take this,
it'll fucking help you out.
410
00:24:09,995 --> 00:24:11,121
Any more beers around, boys?
411
00:24:11,246 --> 00:24:13,958
- Excuse me, excuse me. Ah...
412
00:24:15,334 --> 00:24:18,337
Look, your ribs are bruised,
but not broken.
413
00:24:18,462 --> 00:24:22,132
Take these and rest up.
You can go home.
414
00:24:22,967 --> 00:24:24,176
Actually, all of you.
415
00:24:24,677 --> 00:24:27,179
Right now, please.
- Gotta finish our drinks here, bud.
416
00:24:27,304 --> 00:24:30,057
- We're going right now, doctor.
Thank you for everything.
417
00:24:30,182 --> 00:24:32,226
- Right now.
- 'Cause we're not rich enough, like you?
418
00:24:32,351 --> 00:24:34,144
I bet I'll make more fucking money
than you will this year.
419
00:24:35,270 --> 00:24:36,689
- Boys, can we just...
420
00:24:37,022 --> 00:24:38,983
Let's all go to Julian's house,
like old times,
421
00:24:39,108 --> 00:24:41,485
and just chill out and have some drinks.
What do you say?
422
00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:42,695
- I'm gonna bust to fuck home,
423
00:24:43,362 --> 00:24:45,322
you know what I'm saying?
But I'm glad you alright, man.
424
00:24:45,447 --> 00:24:48,242
- Thanks J-Roc.
- What I'm gonna tell T, dawg?
425
00:24:48,367 --> 00:24:52,204
- Tell him I'll think about it.
- Sink about it quick dawg, clock's tackin'.
426
00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:57,876
- What'd Phil say?
427
00:24:58,669 --> 00:25:00,713
- He said Julian rented the Dirty Burger
for a drive to Montreal.
428
00:25:00,838 --> 00:25:03,340
He's also looking to buy
used deep-freezers.
429
00:25:04,717 --> 00:25:07,594
- Yeah, well I'm not attracted
to Julian anymore.
430
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,762
- Huh?
431
00:25:09,513 --> 00:25:12,766
- It's not Julian we want,
it's Ricky we want to track.
432
00:25:12,891 --> 00:25:14,643
I've got an idea.
433
00:25:14,768 --> 00:25:17,521
How much money we got
in our vacation fund, bud?
434
00:25:17,646 --> 00:25:18,856
- Mr. Lahey, no.
435
00:25:18,981 --> 00:25:22,276
- Yeah, Randy, yeah.
436
00:25:23,569 --> 00:25:26,196
- My God, look at all the piss.
437
00:25:28,115 --> 00:25:30,325
- What's up with
the big box of birds, Julian?
438
00:25:30,451 --> 00:25:32,369
- There my supervised test kits, Bubbs.
439
00:25:32,494 --> 00:25:36,540
They're 80 bucks each, I get 60 bucks
in profit for these fuckin' things.
440
00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:40,627
- Listen, I need to talk to you guys
about something important, though.
441
00:25:40,753 --> 00:25:42,796
- What's up, man?
(lighter flicking)
442
00:25:42,921 --> 00:25:46,258
- Julian, can you stop
handling the wieners for one second?
443
00:25:46,925 --> 00:25:48,552
- Want a toke?
- It's important.
444
00:25:53,932 --> 00:25:56,101
Listen, Randy dropped off this letter.
445
00:25:57,311 --> 00:25:58,604
It's from a lawyer.
446
00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:02,649
Apparently, my parents passed away.
447
00:26:06,361 --> 00:26:07,780
- I'm sorry, man.
448
00:26:12,826 --> 00:26:14,244
(clattering)
Easy.
449
00:26:15,370 --> 00:26:18,082
- Ah... fuck, man. You okay?
450
00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:22,336
- Yeah. I know what it feels like,
if you need someone to talk to.
451
00:26:22,461 --> 00:26:23,629
It fuckin' sucks.
452
00:26:24,379 --> 00:26:28,592
- No, I'm okay. I mean, fuck,
I didn't even know them, you know?
453
00:26:29,802 --> 00:26:32,596
It's sad and everything,
but I'll be alright.
454
00:26:34,056 --> 00:26:38,435
Boys, they left me a house.
- They left you a fucking house?
455
00:26:39,269 --> 00:26:42,106
- They left me a house
and a big piece of land in Kingston.
456
00:26:42,231 --> 00:26:45,776
- Nice!
- Look I got the deed right here.
457
00:26:45,901 --> 00:26:47,945
Lawyers have been trying
to track me down.
458
00:26:48,987 --> 00:26:50,864
Look at this, this is the final notice.
459
00:26:50,989 --> 00:26:53,534
It says if I don't claim it,
they're going to take the house,
460
00:26:53,659 --> 00:26:56,703
and the land, and all the possessions
and put it up for auction.
461
00:26:56,829 --> 00:26:58,747
Like, I need to deal with this right away.
462
00:26:58,872 --> 00:27:01,792
- Well, I can get you to fucking Kingston.
Just come with me to Ottawa.
463
00:27:01,917 --> 00:27:04,878
We'll both get high as fuck, help me
tell those government dicks to fuck off,
464
00:27:05,003 --> 00:27:06,296
and then we'll go to the house.
465
00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:08,799
- Are you going to drive
all the way there in reverse, Rick?
466
00:27:09,508 --> 00:27:11,718
- I can fix my fucking transmission,
Julian.
467
00:27:11,844 --> 00:27:14,888
Just keep playing with your little cocks,
okay? Don't worry about me.
468
00:27:15,013 --> 00:27:16,640
- Yes, Francis and Dillon.
469
00:27:18,225 --> 00:27:20,102
Yes, I'm their son, Bubbles.
470
00:27:21,854 --> 00:27:26,150
No, I will be there, I'll bring
all my identification and everything.
471
00:27:26,275 --> 00:27:28,944
But I will be there
as soon as humanly possible.
472
00:27:29,903 --> 00:27:31,488
Okay, thank you very much.
473
00:27:32,865 --> 00:27:34,491
- Bubbs, check that out.
474
00:27:36,869 --> 00:27:40,164
- Holy fuck! Decent!
475
00:27:40,289 --> 00:27:43,333
- It's a 1977 Volkswagen camper van.
476
00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:44,793
(Julian hits the van)
Solid body, man.
477
00:27:44,918 --> 00:27:47,337
New paint, no rust, man,
mint condition.
478
00:27:47,462 --> 00:27:48,714
Thanks a lot, man. Good work.
479
00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:49,798
You're dismissed.
- Yes, sir.
480
00:27:50,215 --> 00:27:51,425
- Hop in, man, check it out.
- Wow!
481
00:27:51,550 --> 00:27:54,178
- Fuck, this is cool.
- Look at this thing.
482
00:27:55,804 --> 00:27:58,682
- All those appliances back there,
they work perfectly.
483
00:27:59,683 --> 00:28:00,684
Man, this thing is loaded.
484
00:28:00,809 --> 00:28:02,769
- Fuck.
- Wow.
485
00:28:03,896 --> 00:28:05,564
- Does this fold out into a fucking bed?
486
00:28:05,689 --> 00:28:07,441
- As soon as we're done the job in Montreal,
487
00:28:07,566 --> 00:28:09,443
I'll take you
to your mom's place in Kingston.
488
00:28:09,568 --> 00:28:12,863
How many people are going to pay you
$6,000 for two days' work,
489
00:28:12,988 --> 00:28:16,116
and then give you a camper van
on top of it, huh?
490
00:28:16,909 --> 00:28:19,036
I'm treating this
like a working vacation man.
491
00:28:23,498 --> 00:28:26,960
- Well, I guess the writing of the wall
says it all.
492
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,214
I'm going to Ottawa,
you guys have a safe trip.
493
00:28:30,797 --> 00:28:33,258
- Ricky, I haven't decided I'm going.
494
00:28:33,383 --> 00:28:36,762
- Well, I can pretty much tell
what you're gonna fuckin' decide.
495
00:28:40,599 --> 00:28:43,018
- This thing is fucking amazing!
496
00:28:43,143 --> 00:28:44,770
It's got its own fridge!
497
00:28:47,105 --> 00:28:50,234
Julian! This is the piss wagon!
498
00:28:50,359 --> 00:28:51,443
- I have to go to Ottawa,
499
00:28:52,110 --> 00:28:53,570
and I think the problem is,
Julian's jealous of me,
500
00:28:53,695 --> 00:28:55,906
because, you know,
I'm doing really good with weed, and...
501
00:28:56,031 --> 00:28:59,493
I'm going on this quest.
I'm kind of clearing my head about my dad,
502
00:28:59,618 --> 00:29:03,163
and I'm kind of doing it for my dad,
and I can't let them fucking legalize this.
503
00:29:03,288 --> 00:29:05,916
And I think Julian's jealous
that I'm doing so well.
504
00:29:06,041 --> 00:29:09,169
I've got these quests on the go that
he's trying to lure Bubbles away from me.
505
00:29:09,294 --> 00:29:12,256
"Bubbles, you can't go to Ottawa with Ricky,
you can come with me to Montreal,
506
00:29:12,381 --> 00:29:15,092
make all this money in piss,
and I'll give you a free fucking camper van!"
507
00:29:25,519 --> 00:29:26,895
- That's all my stuff out of there.
508
00:29:27,354 --> 00:29:29,231
I shouldn't be gone
more than three or four days, tops.
509
00:29:29,356 --> 00:29:31,108
- Yeah, that's cool.
The cats are in the house.
510
00:29:31,233 --> 00:29:33,110
- Okay.
- Where ya going, anyway?
511
00:29:33,235 --> 00:29:36,280
- I'm just going, you know...
I got work to do, out of province.
512
00:29:36,405 --> 00:29:37,322
- With Julian?
513
00:29:38,657 --> 00:29:40,701
- Yup.
- Look Bubbles, be careful okay?
514
00:29:40,826 --> 00:29:44,871
Don't go to jail or anything.
- Jail? I'm not planning on going to jail.
515
00:29:44,997 --> 00:29:46,581
- Well, nobody plans on going to jail.
516
00:29:46,707 --> 00:29:48,750
Anyway, take care of yourself.
517
00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:54,131
- See ya.
518
00:29:57,342 --> 00:29:59,511
(engine revving)
519
00:30:09,438 --> 00:30:13,817
- Don't talk back to him,
let me do the talking. Let's go.
520
00:30:23,702 --> 00:30:27,289
- What the fuck do you guys want?
- We want to talk to the man.
521
00:30:27,414 --> 00:30:28,999
- Side door, dummies.
522
00:30:31,376 --> 00:30:35,589
- Tell Grandma I said hi, or konnichiwa,
or sayonara, or whatever the fuck it is.
523
00:30:35,714 --> 00:30:37,924
(Sam): You got company Cy,
Lahey and Randy.
524
00:30:38,050 --> 00:30:40,177
- What the fuck do they want?
525
00:30:40,302 --> 00:30:41,553
- I got cash, Cyrus.
526
00:30:42,888 --> 00:30:44,181
I need a favour.
527
00:30:44,681 --> 00:30:47,392
- Well I got cash too,
and I don't need no favours.
528
00:30:47,517 --> 00:30:49,061
- A lot of cash, Cyrus.
529
00:30:50,062 --> 00:30:51,730
- Frisk 'em.
- You got it.
530
00:30:51,855 --> 00:30:54,358
Back up, up against that fence,
hands over your head.
531
00:30:54,483 --> 00:30:57,194
- Fuck off...
- Turn around, kiss the fence!
532
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,823
(Lahey): Fuck!
533
00:31:01,948 --> 00:31:03,700
(Sam): Stand still, fuck!
(Randy): Easy, Sam.
534
00:31:03,825 --> 00:31:07,079
- Hands off the groin.
- That's what I get paid for, man.
535
00:31:07,204 --> 00:31:08,413
- Fucking doing, Sam?
536
00:31:09,414 --> 00:31:11,750
- We're clean!
- Randy, what the fuck man,
537
00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:13,960
you're making me look stupid
in front of Cyrus.
538
00:31:14,086 --> 00:31:16,088
Why didn't you call
for an appointment?
539
00:31:16,213 --> 00:31:19,299
Okay, boss, they're clean.
- Well, let them the fuck in.
540
00:31:19,424 --> 00:31:21,718
- Working for Cyrus?
It's pretty fucking good, let me tell you.
541
00:31:21,843 --> 00:31:24,971
I watched his back when we were in prison,
he said he'd take care of me.
542
00:31:25,097 --> 00:31:29,476
- He works for Kraft Dinner,
and that's... fairly inexpensive.
543
00:31:29,601 --> 00:31:32,604
- Not here to fuck with you, Cyrus.
I want to talk business.
544
00:31:32,729 --> 00:31:35,023
- Take a seat, Jimmy.
- Thanks.
545
00:31:35,732 --> 00:31:37,567
I hear you and Julian
are getting along well.
546
00:31:37,692 --> 00:31:40,529
- Where the fuck did you hear that?
- I'm not trying to make a point,
547
00:31:40,654 --> 00:31:43,990
I'm just trying to say
that it's nice to have peace in the park.
548
00:31:44,116 --> 00:31:46,118
- Right.
- Yeah, I was...
549
00:31:46,243 --> 00:31:51,248
I always considered you
to be a very sensible and...
550
00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:56,503
Cyrus, I'm going to level with you.
551
00:31:56,628 --> 00:31:59,965
I was hoping you could do me a favour
and I could do you a favour sometime.
552
00:32:00,090 --> 00:32:02,259
- What makes you think
I would do you a favour, Jim?
553
00:32:02,384 --> 00:32:07,597
- Cyrus, I uh...
I want to tell you the truth about this.
554
00:32:07,722 --> 00:32:10,434
Doctor told me I...
I had to give up drinking.
555
00:32:11,143 --> 00:32:13,854
And I'm going to need something
to help get me through,
556
00:32:13,979 --> 00:32:16,648
'cause, I'm in a lot of pain, Cyrus.
- Right...
557
00:32:16,773 --> 00:32:19,151
- I'm looking to buy
a large quantity of good cocaine.
558
00:32:19,276 --> 00:32:23,029
One time, safely, enough to get me by.
559
00:32:23,155 --> 00:32:25,073
I can't drink anymore, Cyrus.
560
00:32:25,198 --> 00:32:27,159
- I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about Jimmy,
561
00:32:27,284 --> 00:32:30,162
'cause I don't deal in coke, never did.
- Well, I heard that...
562
00:32:30,287 --> 00:32:32,414
- Fuck what you heard, Jimmy!
563
00:32:32,539 --> 00:32:37,002
I never sold coke.
Never did, never will.
564
00:32:37,127 --> 00:32:40,964
Those are just dumb-ass stories people make up
'cause a guy's making a little bit of money.
565
00:32:41,089 --> 00:32:44,593
Sam, pick up the bag, pack up the car
and get these dummies the fuck out of here!
566
00:32:45,302 --> 00:32:47,053
- Taking a little road trip
to Montreal are you?
567
00:32:47,179 --> 00:32:49,389
- Never mind where I'm going, Jimmy,
get the fuck out!
568
00:32:49,514 --> 00:32:52,017
Sam, pick up the bag!
- Get the fuck out of the way.
569
00:32:52,142 --> 00:32:53,727
Come on, let's go!
- You fuckin' shit!
570
00:32:53,852 --> 00:32:56,146
(indistinct shouting)
571
00:32:56,271 --> 00:32:58,899
- Get the fuck out, Jim!
- Get out of here, both of you!
572
00:32:59,024 --> 00:33:02,861
- Cyrus, if I fucking see you back
in the park...
573
00:33:02,986 --> 00:33:05,238
- Get... Fuck off!
574
00:33:05,363 --> 00:33:08,158
(Lahey): Fuckin' weirdos!
(music blasting from Cyrus' car)
575
00:33:11,828 --> 00:33:13,747
What the fuck's he want?
576
00:33:17,459 --> 00:33:20,086
What the fuck do you want, Sam?
- Sorry about the rough stuff, boys.
577
00:33:20,212 --> 00:33:23,965
Okay, listen, as long as we keep the boss
out of it, I can get you anything you want.
578
00:33:24,090 --> 00:33:27,636
You wait right here, I'll be right back.
- Don't you worry.
579
00:33:29,304 --> 00:33:32,015
Randy, guess what I got.
580
00:33:32,557 --> 00:33:36,895
I got Cyrus' map. What's this?
Terry... Jules!
581
00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:39,105
Julian's cellphone number, Randy.
582
00:33:39,231 --> 00:33:42,776
- I thought this was about Ricky.
- Trust me, it is.
583
00:33:43,902 --> 00:33:47,364
Randy, we talked over my feelings for Julian.
584
00:33:47,489 --> 00:33:49,491
I mean, who cares if he goes to jail?
585
00:33:53,119 --> 00:33:56,998
- Well, I'm responsible
for taking the product, you know,
586
00:33:57,123 --> 00:33:58,750
when it arrives in the big containers
587
00:33:58,875 --> 00:34:02,629
and putting it into the little...
the little test tubes.
588
00:34:02,754 --> 00:34:06,132
You know, and eventually you're going
to have to get your pee tested, so...
589
00:34:06,258 --> 00:34:07,509
that's where Julian comes in.
590
00:34:08,260 --> 00:34:13,181
You know, $60, $70 for some clean piss
to keep your job, that's nothing.
591
00:34:14,432 --> 00:34:16,685
(Julian): Can't beat military grade, man.
592
00:34:17,852 --> 00:34:19,563
(Bubbles): Yeah, she's clean.
593
00:34:19,688 --> 00:34:22,774
- This is fuckin' bullshit!
(bottle smashes)
594
00:34:22,899 --> 00:34:23,942
Fuck!
595
00:34:24,568 --> 00:34:27,237
- Jacob showed up here today
highly intoxicated,
596
00:34:27,362 --> 00:34:28,905
trying to deal with his problems.
597
00:34:29,030 --> 00:34:30,907
- We gotta talk about something.
598
00:34:31,032 --> 00:34:33,368
- Is your dad cool
with the seven day, $70 rental?
599
00:34:33,493 --> 00:34:36,413
- He's agreed to rent it,
but he wants to know what the trip is for.
600
00:34:36,538 --> 00:34:38,290
- Tell him we're going
to a convention or something.
601
00:34:38,415 --> 00:34:40,917
What about your father's credit card
and driver's license?
602
00:34:41,042 --> 00:34:42,168
- Yeah, I got 'em.
603
00:34:42,794 --> 00:34:45,630
- Now, we're probably not even
going to use these, okay?
604
00:34:45,755 --> 00:34:47,966
They're just for emergencies, okay?
So don't worry about it.
605
00:34:48,091 --> 00:34:51,970
Alright, Bubbs, give him a hand
bringing in the rest of the jugs.
606
00:34:52,095 --> 00:34:53,597
- Let's get the piss, Jacob.
607
00:34:53,722 --> 00:34:56,349
- There is no more, I got caught.
608
00:34:57,642 --> 00:35:00,186
I'm being dishonourably discharged
from the military,
609
00:35:00,312 --> 00:35:03,189
for security breaches,
and collecting urine.
610
00:35:03,315 --> 00:35:05,692
(sighing)
- Oh no, Jacob.
611
00:35:07,027 --> 00:35:08,737
- Okay, this isn't a big deal.
612
00:35:08,862 --> 00:35:10,530
- How am I going to tell my dad?
613
00:35:10,864 --> 00:35:14,659
- You can't brag about your son
when he got caught collecting piss.
614
00:35:14,784 --> 00:35:17,078
- You don't tell your dad anything, okay?
615
00:35:17,203 --> 00:35:20,540
He needs to know nothing.
Just focus on this mission.
616
00:35:20,665 --> 00:35:21,958
This is the big leagues.
617
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,878
If you ever need a letter of recommendation,
you come to me.
618
00:35:26,087 --> 00:35:28,798
You cool?
- Yeah, it's cool.
619
00:35:28,923 --> 00:35:30,467
- Okay, you're dismissed.
620
00:35:34,512 --> 00:35:35,639
- Julian!
621
00:35:36,598 --> 00:35:40,477
He just lost his fucking career for you
and you don't even care.
622
00:35:40,602 --> 00:35:43,813
- He knows the fucking risks.
- The risks?
623
00:35:43,938 --> 00:35:46,608
Do I know the risks?
Maybe I don't know the risks.
624
00:35:46,733 --> 00:35:48,568
- Hey, we're not going to end up in jail.
625
00:35:48,693 --> 00:35:50,862
If that's what you're worried about,
it's not going to happen.
626
00:35:50,987 --> 00:35:53,573
- Oh, I'm not going to fucking jail,
believe me.
627
00:35:53,698 --> 00:35:56,701
When we get to Kingston,
maybe I should just stay there.
628
00:35:56,826 --> 00:35:59,746
You know, new house,
new piece of land.
629
00:35:59,871 --> 00:36:02,374
Maybe I'll start
a fucking goat farm or something
630
00:36:02,499 --> 00:36:03,667
and just be done with this.
631
00:36:05,418 --> 00:36:06,961
(tires screeching)
632
00:36:07,087 --> 00:36:07,962
- Hey.
633
00:36:08,672 --> 00:36:10,090
- Holy fuck, look at the unicorn
collection now.
634
00:36:10,215 --> 00:36:12,509
- Yeah, I know.
- I got you a new one.
635
00:36:12,634 --> 00:36:15,679
- Oh, it's awesome! Thank you!
Errrrr!
636
00:36:17,972 --> 00:36:19,265
- Nice.
637
00:36:20,934 --> 00:36:22,936
Remember that time in the bathroom
at the midtown?
638
00:36:23,061 --> 00:36:24,479
(Lucy laughs)
- Yeah!
639
00:36:26,314 --> 00:36:29,401
Oh, hey, George.
- What's going on here, Luce?
640
00:36:29,526 --> 00:36:30,944
- Um, Rick just popped around.
641
00:36:31,736 --> 00:36:33,571
- Just dropping off
some dope and unicorns, George.
642
00:36:33,697 --> 00:36:36,950
- Dropped by with dope and unicorns...
- Yeah, I dropped by
643
00:36:37,075 --> 00:36:40,370
with some fucking dope and unicorns there,
Fucky McFuckSnapper!
644
00:36:40,495 --> 00:36:41,871
You got a problem with that,
you got a problem with me.
645
00:36:42,622 --> 00:36:46,710
- So Rick went back to jail, again,
which was a deal-breaker for me, 'cause...
646
00:36:47,335 --> 00:36:50,380
So, I was at the mall, and George was there,
and he started coming over,
647
00:36:50,505 --> 00:36:53,883
and he started staying over,
and he's here more and more and more, and...
648
00:36:54,843 --> 00:36:58,596
You know, he, uh... and I are fine, and...
649
00:36:59,681 --> 00:37:01,141
that's what we have going now.
650
00:37:01,516 --> 00:37:03,977
What do you think's going on?
- Well I don't know, Luce.
651
00:37:04,102 --> 00:37:07,814
It doesn't look very good to me here, right?
- Holy fuck, you're stupid, George.
652
00:37:07,939 --> 00:37:10,233
There's nothing going on.
I'm going on a little trip.
653
00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:12,694
I stopped by to say goodbye to Lucy
and my fucking daughter.
654
00:37:12,819 --> 00:37:14,904
If you have a problem with that,
we got a problem.
655
00:37:16,281 --> 00:37:19,200
- Look, you guys broken up or what?
Just tell me.
656
00:37:19,325 --> 00:37:21,453
Or is this just some game
and I'm the dumb guy?
657
00:37:21,578 --> 00:37:24,205
- I totally agree with ya.
But you're gonna have to talk to Lucy
658
00:37:24,330 --> 00:37:25,874
about how dumb you are.
I gotta go.
659
00:37:25,999 --> 00:37:27,000
- See ya later, Rick.
660
00:37:28,168 --> 00:37:31,921
- George, you got something right there.
What the fuck is that? Oh, there it is.
661
00:37:39,804 --> 00:37:41,264
- What the fuck?
662
00:37:42,182 --> 00:37:43,600
Fucking Ricky!
663
00:37:44,350 --> 00:37:45,643
Fuck!
664
00:37:48,313 --> 00:37:51,107
Mr. Lahey?
- In here Bandy-Ran.
665
00:37:54,277 --> 00:37:57,030
Banny, the cops won't come when we call.
666
00:37:57,155 --> 00:37:59,949
But guess who will?
Bomb squad, Randy.
667
00:38:00,074 --> 00:38:02,327
They will act swiftly
and with consequence.
668
00:38:02,452 --> 00:38:05,371
They won't find a bomb,
but guess what they will find?
669
00:38:06,664 --> 00:38:07,916
Cocaine.
670
00:38:09,042 --> 00:38:12,879
We follow Ricky today,
we plant it and then we make the call.
671
00:38:13,004 --> 00:38:17,133
They find this much shit powder on Ricky,
he's doing ten years, Randy.
672
00:38:19,219 --> 00:38:22,013
(Julian): It's Ricky.
(tires screeching)
673
00:38:23,223 --> 00:38:25,809
- Have a good trip, boys.
Good luck.
674
00:38:25,934 --> 00:38:27,352
- Cheers, man.
675
00:38:32,482 --> 00:38:36,402
- Jesus, Ricky...
Here, hold that for one second.
676
00:38:37,195 --> 00:38:39,030
What's the voltage of this?
677
00:38:39,155 --> 00:38:42,325
- Bubbs, you're asking the wrong guy here,
I have no fucking idea.
678
00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:44,327
- That doesn't make any fucking sense.
679
00:38:44,452 --> 00:38:47,163
- Hey T. What's up, man?
- What's going on, Bubs? How you doin' man?
680
00:38:47,288 --> 00:38:49,415
- Hey, T, what's going on?
- What's happening, man?
681
00:38:49,541 --> 00:38:52,085
- I guess you're on the run, are ya?
- Man, I had to get
682
00:38:52,210 --> 00:38:54,546
the hell out that halfway house,
it's crazy in there, man.
683
00:38:54,671 --> 00:38:56,256
Julian man, thanks for the ride man.
684
00:38:56,381 --> 00:38:58,424
I appreciate it.
- No problem, no problem.
685
00:38:58,550 --> 00:39:02,387
- I'm starving, any food around?
Any drinks or anything?
686
00:39:02,512 --> 00:39:03,555
I'm starving.
687
00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:05,515
- I got some old swish here
I've been drinking.
688
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:06,975
- I'll take it.
- You can have that,
689
00:39:07,308 --> 00:39:09,769
I got a few gummy worms.
- I'll take those too, man.
690
00:39:09,894 --> 00:39:11,729
- You'll want those.
- Thanks, Bubbs.
691
00:39:12,313 --> 00:39:14,649
- Alright, you get in the camper
and you lay low, man.
692
00:39:14,774 --> 00:39:17,235
- I gotta love T,
he my boy from back in the day.
693
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:21,322
Got love for them three motherfuckers.
Googley-eyeing bitches and drinking and shit.
694
00:39:21,447 --> 00:39:24,450
But at the same time,
I got madder love for Sarah.
695
00:39:24,576 --> 00:39:27,704
She's right in front of my eyes
all these years, you know what I'm saying?
696
00:39:27,829 --> 00:39:30,415
They want me to come,
I'm like, "Fuck outta here, man."
697
00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:33,126
- You hired him?
The cops are looking for him.
698
00:39:33,251 --> 00:39:35,753
- Bubbs I didn't hire him,
I'm dropping him off in Moncton.
699
00:39:35,879 --> 00:39:37,005
- It's dangerous.
700
00:39:37,547 --> 00:39:39,382
- Listen, he's a friend,
he needs to get out of town.
701
00:39:39,507 --> 00:39:42,051
- That's fuckin' dangerous.
I don't want to be in that situation.
702
00:39:42,176 --> 00:39:44,554
- He's driving with me,
you're driving with Jacob.
703
00:39:44,679 --> 00:39:46,139
Don't worry about it.
704
00:39:47,265 --> 00:39:50,476
Okay, let's go get the Dirty Burger
and load up the freezers.
705
00:39:50,602 --> 00:39:52,562
Where the fuck is Jacob?
706
00:39:52,687 --> 00:39:56,941
(Bubbles): Fuck, there's Phil, Julian,
and he's standing guard.
707
00:39:57,066 --> 00:39:58,526
- Jacob, back to the house.
708
00:40:02,238 --> 00:40:03,406
- Hey, Phil.
709
00:40:04,282 --> 00:40:06,242
- Fuck off, Julian,
there's no way you're using the Dirty Burger.
710
00:40:06,367 --> 00:40:08,369
- What?
- Get the fuck out of here!
711
00:40:08,494 --> 00:40:11,205
You go... get... Clear off!
- What's he talking about?
712
00:40:11,331 --> 00:40:13,458
- He knows everything Julian, I'm sorry.
713
00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:16,002
- Jacob, why did you tell him?
714
00:40:16,127 --> 00:40:18,963
- Get in the house, Jacob.
- Jacob, get the fuck out here.
715
00:40:19,088 --> 00:40:23,176
- Julian is the kingpin con of course, and...
716
00:40:23,301 --> 00:40:25,970
and, um, Jacob's always
looked up to Julian,
717
00:40:26,095 --> 00:40:31,726
and... always had a hero crush type thing
on him, for fuck's sake.
718
00:40:31,851 --> 00:40:34,103
It's tough for a dad
to compete with sometimes.
719
00:40:34,228 --> 00:40:38,358
He had a career in the military
and you went and fucked it up, you bastard.
720
00:40:38,483 --> 00:40:40,985
- Listen, I'm taking the Dirty Burger,
we had a deal.
721
00:40:41,110 --> 00:40:42,487
And your son's coming with me.
722
00:40:43,029 --> 00:40:45,698
- You never mentioned nothing
about driving piss to Montreal
723
00:40:45,823 --> 00:40:49,535
in a food truck, now fuck off!
- Go get Jacob please.
724
00:40:49,661 --> 00:40:51,871
T, start up the Dirty Burger.
Listen, we had a deal.
725
00:40:51,996 --> 00:40:53,247
I already fucking paid you, okay?
726
00:40:53,665 --> 00:40:55,458
- Don't fucking resist, Jacob.
- I'm not allowed!
727
00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:56,501
- You're fuckin' coming with us!
728
00:40:57,251 --> 00:40:58,795
- Julian, he's a lot fucking stronger
than he looks!
729
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,215
- Bubbs, get him out of here!
- I'm not finished with you yet.
730
00:41:02,757 --> 00:41:05,009
You son of a bitch.
- Wrap that fucking hose around him.
731
00:41:05,134 --> 00:41:06,260
- You goddamn bastards.
732
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:08,972
- Shut the fuck up, man.
- You fucking bastards.
733
00:41:09,097 --> 00:41:12,266
- Phil, don't make me fuckin' hammer you.
- You want it? 'Cause you can get it, man.
734
00:41:12,392 --> 00:41:14,477
- Stay in the goddamn house, son!
- Jacob, get the fuck over here!
735
00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:19,232
- T, give me a hand here,
drag this big bastard up the street.
736
00:41:19,357 --> 00:41:21,818
- Fuckin' sons of whores!
- Oh, fuck, quit complaining.
737
00:41:21,943 --> 00:41:23,987
- Goddamn it!
- Phil, just fucking relax.
738
00:41:24,112 --> 00:41:25,071
- Ah...
739
00:41:25,196 --> 00:41:26,197
Jesus Christ!
740
00:41:26,864 --> 00:41:29,075
- God, I fucking hate dealing with him.
- You prick!
741
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,287
But the bastards overwhelmed me
and before I know it they were fucking gone.
742
00:41:33,413 --> 00:41:35,456
- Come back here, you bastards!
743
00:41:39,836 --> 00:41:40,962
- Fucking thing!
744
00:41:41,087 --> 00:41:42,672
(sighs)
745
00:41:47,802 --> 00:41:49,762
- Keep that on channel 4.
746
00:41:50,430 --> 00:41:53,224
- By myself? I don't want to drive by myself.
What if I fall asleep?
747
00:41:53,349 --> 00:41:55,101
- Bubbs, what do you want me to do here?
748
00:41:55,226 --> 00:41:57,437
- Well, maybe I should go ask Ricky
if he'll come.
749
00:41:57,562 --> 00:42:00,273
I'll ask him one more time.
- We don't need Ricky.
750
00:42:01,107 --> 00:42:02,942
- No, we don't need him, I realize that,
751
00:42:03,067 --> 00:42:06,738
but I'd like to have him there as my friend.
This isn't all about you.
752
00:42:06,863 --> 00:42:08,948
Ricky is our friend, don't forget.
753
00:42:09,073 --> 00:42:11,951
They're pulling on me
like I'm a goddamn wishbone.
754
00:42:12,076 --> 00:42:13,911
That's what I feel like.
I feel like...
755
00:42:14,037 --> 00:42:18,291
you know, they're just pulling on me
and I'm going to snap, eventually.
756
00:42:18,416 --> 00:42:20,001
- I'm hitcheling to Ottawa, fuck it.
757
00:42:20,126 --> 00:42:22,211
It's no big deal.
Somebody will fucking drive me.
758
00:42:22,336 --> 00:42:25,006
Thing is, I've got to go,
'cause if they make this legal...
759
00:42:25,757 --> 00:42:28,718
big business is going to swoop in
and make millions of dollars.
760
00:42:28,843 --> 00:42:30,595
Government will tax the cock off that.
761
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,889
What about guys like me
that have been growing for years?
762
00:42:33,014 --> 00:42:35,933
Providing great dope to people.
Helping people out, going to jail...
763
00:42:37,351 --> 00:42:40,104
To add assault to injury
we get fucked out of ever growing again.
764
00:42:40,229 --> 00:42:41,272
(honking)
765
00:42:44,650 --> 00:42:47,653
- Ricky, what are you doing?
You're not hitchhiking, are you?
766
00:42:47,779 --> 00:42:50,990
That's greasy.
- I got no other fucking choice.
767
00:42:51,115 --> 00:42:54,619
- Why don't you let me drive you?
- Where's Jacob?
768
00:42:54,744 --> 00:42:58,081
- He's not coming now,
it was a big shit show with Phil Collins.
769
00:42:58,706 --> 00:43:01,793
I'm in here by myself. At least let me
drive you up to the highway.
770
00:43:01,918 --> 00:43:03,252
- I'm not fucking working for Julian.
771
00:43:03,669 --> 00:43:06,422
- Ricky, you wouldn't be,
you'd just be keeping me company.
772
00:43:07,090 --> 00:43:08,132
Come on, let's go.
773
00:43:09,050 --> 00:43:11,302
We can stop at the gas station,
we'll get some microwave twisters.
774
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,680
Microwave twisters...!
775
00:43:16,390 --> 00:43:17,934
Ricky's getting in the van.
776
00:43:18,851 --> 00:43:21,896
Got your cellphone, bud?
- Yup, right here.
777
00:43:24,565 --> 00:43:27,151
- Living the fuckin' dream,
Afghanerandy.
778
00:43:27,276 --> 00:43:29,654
(car starting)
And we're off!
779
00:43:32,198 --> 00:43:33,616
Good drink, Randy.
780
00:43:34,742 --> 00:43:36,786
(soft music)
781
00:43:42,667 --> 00:43:45,294
♪ I've been feeling kind of funny ♪
782
00:43:47,213 --> 00:43:49,715
♪ Everything is sunny... ♪
783
00:43:51,592 --> 00:43:54,387
- Cocksucker looks like she's running
a little hot.
784
00:43:54,512 --> 00:43:57,056
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah...
785
00:43:57,181 --> 00:43:58,141
- Looks alright.
786
00:43:59,142 --> 00:44:02,395
- Dirty Dancer, this is Tumbleweed,
what's your 20? Come on back.
787
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,398
- Tumbleweed to the Dirty Dancer?
- CB handles Ricky,
788
00:44:05,523 --> 00:44:08,192
we need to use discretion.
- Cool.
789
00:44:08,317 --> 00:44:09,569
(Julian): You there, Bubbs?
790
00:44:09,694 --> 00:44:13,114
- It's Tumbleweed.
Go ahead. Over.
791
00:44:14,073 --> 00:44:16,284
- Ricky wouldn't happen
to be with you, would he?
792
00:44:16,409 --> 00:44:18,077
(whispers): No, no, no, no, no...
793
00:44:18,202 --> 00:44:21,831
- Uh, that is a negative,
Dirty Dancer, over.
794
00:44:22,957 --> 00:44:25,084
- Man, what a dummy.
They're gonna arrest him
795
00:44:25,209 --> 00:44:27,420
and he's gonna make
a fucking fool of himself.
796
00:44:27,545 --> 00:44:31,924
Oh well fuck him, you know, but what's that?
12 grand split two ways, that's even better.
797
00:44:32,049 --> 00:44:35,261
- Ah, let's just stay off the radios now,
Dirty Dancer.
798
00:44:35,386 --> 00:44:39,182
Let's just keep it for emergencies only.
Over.
799
00:44:39,307 --> 00:44:40,892
- Copy that, bud.
I'm hungry.
800
00:44:41,267 --> 00:44:44,270
We'll get something to eat in Moncton
in an hour or so, you cool?
801
00:44:44,395 --> 00:44:46,772
- Copy that, let's go hammer down
double nickels.
802
00:44:46,898 --> 00:44:49,150
Watch out for Moncton city kitties. Over.
803
00:44:49,275 --> 00:44:50,359
- What?
804
00:44:51,485 --> 00:44:55,656
- CB talk. Go fast and watch out
for Moncton city cops.
805
00:44:56,741 --> 00:44:58,910
- Do you think I'm going
to make a fool of myself?
806
00:45:00,411 --> 00:45:04,457
- Ricky, I think you just do
whatever you're gonna do.
807
00:45:04,582 --> 00:45:07,919
You'll be alright. I'm just glad you're here.
Who's got your belly?
808
00:45:08,044 --> 00:45:11,464
(Lahey): How ya doing, bud?
(Randy): I'm tired.
809
00:45:11,589 --> 00:45:14,217
- Tired? Randy, come on now,
have a little fun.
810
00:45:14,342 --> 00:45:16,469
- I wish we could just go home.
- Of course you do,
811
00:45:16,594 --> 00:45:18,971
'cause you're just a big baby.
Have a little drink, Randy.
812
00:45:19,096 --> 00:45:22,099
- I don't want a drink.
- Randy, have a little. Come on, man.
813
00:45:22,225 --> 00:45:25,895
I don't want to party alone.
Don't get too close, don't get too close...
814
00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:30,483
- Thanks Bubbs. It's gonna be fun, man.
I got a ton of joints rolled.
815
00:45:30,608 --> 00:45:33,402
Four cocks of pepperoni.
You want a cock?
816
00:45:33,527 --> 00:45:35,780
- Yeah, break me off half a cock, Ricky.
817
00:45:37,657 --> 00:45:39,158
- Here, Bubbs.
- Thanks.
818
00:45:40,451 --> 00:45:41,994
- At least we're doing something
with our lives.
819
00:45:42,119 --> 00:45:45,498
Not selling fucking piss.
- Yeah.
820
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,668
- I just feel like I have to do this.
I got to try to change the world.
821
00:45:48,793 --> 00:45:50,795
It's bullshit, what the government's doing.
822
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,797
Fucking legalize it,
now of all times.
823
00:45:52,922 --> 00:45:54,465
They're gonna hire
about 10,000 fucking people,
824
00:45:54,590 --> 00:45:56,550
but they won't hire me,
'cause I've been in jail
825
00:45:56,676 --> 00:45:58,636
for growing fucking dope!
How fucked is that?!
826
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:03,182
- It's a hard cock to suck Ricky.
- Fucking government.
827
00:46:03,307 --> 00:46:05,393
- Hard cock to suck.
828
00:46:05,518 --> 00:46:06,727
- Ah!
- I can't believe you spent
829
00:46:07,103 --> 00:46:11,440
$9,800 of our vacation money on coke.
- Randy...
830
00:46:13,567 --> 00:46:15,861
It's worth thrice that much money
to get rid of the...
831
00:46:15,987 --> 00:46:18,656
(bottle breaking)
...fucking Three Shitkateers, bud.
832
00:46:18,781 --> 00:46:21,367
- You must be pumped
to see this fucking house.
833
00:46:21,492 --> 00:46:24,370
- Oh, I'm fucking very excited, Ricky,
you have no idea.
834
00:46:24,495 --> 00:46:27,206
I mean this could be a fucking...
This is a life-changer!
835
00:46:27,331 --> 00:46:29,292
I could own a mansion!
I don't even know!
836
00:46:29,417 --> 00:46:33,045
- Cool if it had, like, a skating rink
or something too, to play hockey.
837
00:46:33,170 --> 00:46:35,715
- Well, I doubt it's going to have that,
but I mean, it could.
838
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,843
- Or a barn with a rink in it or something.
- Yeah.
839
00:46:38,968 --> 00:46:40,970
(Ricky): What the fuck is going on up there?
840
00:46:41,095 --> 00:46:43,306
(sirens in the background)
841
00:46:43,431 --> 00:46:45,224
- Fuck, I hope nobody got hurt, Ricky.
842
00:46:45,349 --> 00:46:47,310
- It's got to be a fucking accident
or something.
843
00:46:47,435 --> 00:46:49,979
I don't like being around all these cops,
Bubbs, with this weed.
844
00:46:50,104 --> 00:46:53,899
- I know Ricky, I know.
Just don't act suspicious.
845
00:46:54,025 --> 00:46:56,694
- How's it going, officer?
I got 3 pounds of weed on me.
846
00:46:56,819 --> 00:46:58,654
It fucking stinks.
847
00:46:59,322 --> 00:47:02,199
That looks like the goddamn
Dirty Burger.
848
00:47:02,325 --> 00:47:06,037
- Fuck, it is, Ricky.
Jesus, the fireman slipped in the pee.
849
00:47:06,162 --> 00:47:09,915
- Oh my God!
- There's T. They got him, Ricky.
850
00:47:10,041 --> 00:47:12,251
Bubbles to Julian, come in.
What the fuck happened?
851
00:47:12,376 --> 00:47:14,837
- Where is he?
- I don't know!
852
00:47:16,464 --> 00:47:19,216
Julian, what's going on?
Are you okay?
853
00:47:20,176 --> 00:47:22,136
Bubbles to Julian, come in.
854
00:47:22,261 --> 00:47:23,846
Oh my God!
855
00:47:23,971 --> 00:47:25,848
Is that him?
Is that him up there, Ricky?
856
00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:27,516
- Keep going, Bubbles,
pretend you don't see him.
857
00:47:27,641 --> 00:47:28,517
- Ricky, fuck off!
858
00:47:29,602 --> 00:47:31,437
- I am not going to fucking jail!
We don't have room for him, anyway!
859
00:47:31,562 --> 00:47:34,899
- Ricky, we're pulling over
and getting him! He's our friend!
860
00:47:35,024 --> 00:47:36,984
We're stopping.
861
00:47:38,235 --> 00:47:40,696
Are ya alright?
- You're spilling piss everywhere!
862
00:47:40,821 --> 00:47:44,575
- Fire started in the batteries.
By the time I got pulled over,
863
00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:46,619
the entire Dirty Bird
goes up in fucking flames.
864
00:47:46,744 --> 00:47:49,163
I grabbed as much piss as I could
and I fucking ran.
865
00:47:50,414 --> 00:47:52,625
T, he got fucking busted!
866
00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:56,629
- I know, we saw him.
- Good man, lost to the piss game.
867
00:47:56,754 --> 00:47:58,839
- Boys, I'm not going
to fucking jail over piss.
868
00:47:58,964 --> 00:48:00,049
Let's make that clear.
- No kidding,
869
00:48:00,716 --> 00:48:02,802
we gotta get the fuck out of here.
Go, Bubbles! Let's go!
870
00:48:02,927 --> 00:48:04,970
- How much product
did you lose, Julian?
871
00:48:05,096 --> 00:48:08,182
- Well, I've got about 400 units here,
so we lost a lot of good piss.
872
00:48:08,307 --> 00:48:11,769
- Oh my fuck. So... like what,
we're down to 3 grand each?
873
00:48:11,894 --> 00:48:12,853
Something like that?
874
00:48:13,604 --> 00:48:15,731
- Yeah, unless dicky-nuts
wants to get involved there.
875
00:48:17,316 --> 00:48:18,984
- You do smell like piss, Julian.
876
00:48:19,318 --> 00:48:21,987
We probably should try to find
a truck-stop shower or something.
877
00:48:22,113 --> 00:48:25,074
- Next thing you know, you'll be probably
selling shit for some reason.
878
00:48:25,199 --> 00:48:26,283
- Ricky!
879
00:48:26,409 --> 00:48:28,661
(lively music)
880
00:48:31,789 --> 00:48:33,165
♪ Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug ♪
881
00:48:33,290 --> 00:48:36,252
- A lot of people don't know how to drink.
882
00:48:36,377 --> 00:48:39,255
They drink against the grain of the liquor.
883
00:48:39,380 --> 00:48:43,259
And when you drink against the grain
of the liquor... you lose.
884
00:48:43,384 --> 00:48:45,636
- What the fuck are you talking about?
885
00:48:49,974 --> 00:48:52,643
- I wonder if there'd be a dump in heaven.
886
00:48:54,770 --> 00:48:56,021
- A dump?
887
00:48:56,897 --> 00:48:59,733
- Well, a place in heaven where they throw
everything they don't need.
888
00:49:02,445 --> 00:49:04,738
- Yeah, Ricky,
there'd be a dump in heaven.
889
00:49:04,864 --> 00:49:07,283
- I bet that's where the old man's
hanging out.
890
00:49:08,409 --> 00:49:11,996
- Yeah, I betcha he his, Ricky.
I betcha he's up there...
891
00:49:13,164 --> 00:49:16,000
drinking liquor
and listening to fucking truckin' music.
892
00:49:16,125 --> 00:49:18,210
- I still can't fucking believe he's gone.
893
00:49:19,044 --> 00:49:21,297
♪ I get snuck in ♪
894
00:49:21,755 --> 00:49:24,300
♪ For my first taste of sin ♪
895
00:49:24,425 --> 00:49:26,635
♪ I said let me have a big old sip ♪
896
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:30,347
♪ I done a double back-flip
Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug ♪
897
00:49:31,265 --> 00:49:33,809
♪ Make u wanna holla hidy hoe ♪
898
00:49:35,060 --> 00:49:36,562
(bottle breaking)
899
00:49:36,687 --> 00:49:38,731
♪ Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug... ♪
900
00:49:51,243 --> 00:49:52,495
(sighing)
901
00:49:53,787 --> 00:49:55,414
- Holy fuck, you smell like weed.
902
00:49:55,539 --> 00:49:58,667
- Ha, I should.
I got 3 pounds I'm taking to Ottawa.
903
00:49:58,792 --> 00:50:00,711
- You've got 3 pounds of weed in this van?
904
00:50:00,836 --> 00:50:03,464
- No, it's not in the van, calm down,
it's in my coats. Sewed right in.
905
00:50:03,589 --> 00:50:06,926
- Ah... Ricky, we weren't doing
anything illegal. Now we are.
906
00:50:07,051 --> 00:50:09,512
Thanks a lot!
- Mr. Paraloid.
907
00:50:09,637 --> 00:50:13,349
- Yeah, he should be paraloid.
I'm fucking... nervous myself.
908
00:50:13,474 --> 00:50:16,477
That's a lot of dope, we could go to jail.
I'm getting nervous here.
909
00:50:19,230 --> 00:50:22,024
- Sheesh, Rand. Stinkin', bud.
910
00:50:23,192 --> 00:50:25,402
- You know why I'm stinkin'?
'Cause I haven't showered.
911
00:50:26,403 --> 00:50:29,073
I'm fucking starving.
I need to eat, too.
912
00:50:29,198 --> 00:50:32,451
- Patience Randolph.
We got a job to do first.
913
00:50:32,576 --> 00:50:33,911
- I need to get high.
914
00:50:34,328 --> 00:50:36,872
We're in Moncton, there's dope here.
Let's get some hash.
915
00:50:36,997 --> 00:50:40,042
- You need to get high do ya?
- Yeah.
916
00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:45,589
- Well, stick your nose in some of this
shitpowder and shut the fuck up.
917
00:50:45,714 --> 00:50:47,132
- I don't do coke.
918
00:50:48,759 --> 00:50:50,135
- There's no smell.
919
00:50:51,512 --> 00:50:55,266
You know, drugs aren't dangerous, Randy.
People are dangerous.
920
00:50:55,891 --> 00:51:00,145
The more powerful the drug,
the more jail time.
921
00:51:00,271 --> 00:51:03,232
There's nothing to be afraid of, Randy.
Look, I'll show you.
922
00:51:03,816 --> 00:51:05,109
- No!
923
00:51:05,693 --> 00:51:08,946
- Ha... Randy, I didn't really do it.
I was just kidding, bud.
924
00:51:09,071 --> 00:51:10,239
(sniffing)
925
00:51:13,492 --> 00:51:16,662
- Julian! Skin mags!
926
00:51:20,374 --> 00:51:22,001
- Light, Randy.
927
00:51:22,126 --> 00:51:23,711
Tape.
928
00:51:23,836 --> 00:51:26,005
- Do you want some ice cream and shit?
929
00:51:26,130 --> 00:51:28,716
- Yeah, let's...
What do they got for ice cream?
930
00:51:28,841 --> 00:51:30,092
- Wire.
931
00:51:31,218 --> 00:51:32,428
Fuck!
932
00:51:33,304 --> 00:51:34,513
Thanks, Randy.
933
00:51:35,472 --> 00:51:36,807
It's on there good.
934
00:51:37,474 --> 00:51:41,228
- You're clear, Mr. Lahey.
They're at the counter.
935
00:51:42,313 --> 00:51:43,939
- Andale, Randy!
936
00:51:44,690 --> 00:51:46,942
(panting)
937
00:51:49,236 --> 00:51:50,946
We did it, bud.
938
00:51:55,451 --> 00:51:57,286
- Alright, I'm going to try
and get some sleep.
939
00:51:58,621 --> 00:52:02,041
- Okay.
- Just wake me up when we get to Montreal.
940
00:52:02,166 --> 00:52:04,460
- Alright.
- You good, buddy?
941
00:52:04,585 --> 00:52:06,629
- Yup.
- Okay man, goodnight.
942
00:52:06,754 --> 00:52:08,631
- Goodnight.
- Keep 'er on the road.
943
00:52:09,548 --> 00:52:10,674
- Oh, I will.
944
00:52:15,054 --> 00:52:17,640
♪ Jukebox and sawdust floor♪
945
00:52:17,765 --> 00:52:19,224
♪ Something like I ain't... ♪
946
00:52:19,350 --> 00:52:22,144
(police siren)
Boys?
947
00:52:22,686 --> 00:52:26,231
Boys, holy fuck!
Cops!
948
00:52:34,698 --> 00:52:36,909
Holy fuck, he went right by.
949
00:52:39,078 --> 00:52:40,788
Oh my God.
950
00:52:40,913 --> 00:52:43,832
What the fuck am I doing here?
951
00:52:44,958 --> 00:52:46,877
- Randy, no more farting in the car.
952
00:52:47,002 --> 00:52:50,464
(Lahey clears his throat and spits)
953
00:52:50,589 --> 00:52:51,674
Oh, God...
954
00:52:54,426 --> 00:52:59,348
- Julian...
Here's the turnoff to Montreal!
955
00:53:01,975 --> 00:53:05,813
Just keep going?
Okay.
956
00:53:06,397 --> 00:53:08,023
Whatever you say.
957
00:53:08,148 --> 00:53:10,943
(heavy breathing)
958
00:53:14,905 --> 00:53:16,699
- Oh, there...
959
00:53:18,992 --> 00:53:21,286
(bottles clattering)
- Look.
960
00:53:23,580 --> 00:53:25,207
They went right by Montreal.
961
00:53:28,085 --> 00:53:30,796
They must be going
to the property in Kingston.
962
00:53:30,921 --> 00:53:32,256
(laughing)
963
00:53:33,257 --> 00:53:36,135
How ya feeling?
- I'm kind of tired.
964
00:53:36,260 --> 00:53:39,346
- Me too.
Feeling a little sluggish.
965
00:53:40,013 --> 00:53:42,891
Think I need a...
snap of the white liquor.
966
00:53:44,351 --> 00:53:45,602
What do you think?
967
00:53:46,019 --> 00:53:48,063
- I thought it was all
under the fucking camper.
968
00:53:48,605 --> 00:53:52,067
- Ah! Wanna try a little?
- No!
969
00:53:52,192 --> 00:53:53,235
- It'll keep you awake!
970
00:53:54,194 --> 00:53:56,071
(snorting)
971
00:54:00,743 --> 00:54:02,077
We're going to take our time.
972
00:54:05,330 --> 00:54:06,999
Wait for the right moment.
(sniffing)
973
00:54:07,124 --> 00:54:10,127
And then we're gonna call it in
and we got 'em.
974
00:54:10,878 --> 00:54:13,172
(truck horn)
975
00:54:13,297 --> 00:54:14,298
- Ah!
976
00:54:15,549 --> 00:54:17,092
Holy fuck.
977
00:54:23,056 --> 00:54:25,476
(Bubbles singing):
♪ Ya gotta stay fucking awake ♪
978
00:54:25,601 --> 00:54:27,853
♪ 27 bottles of beer on the wall ♪
979
00:54:27,978 --> 00:54:32,024
♪ Don't fall asleep Bubbles
or you will kill everyone ♪
980
00:54:32,149 --> 00:54:35,152
♪ 27 bottles of beer ♪
981
00:54:35,277 --> 00:54:37,404
♪ You're gonna make it
you're almost there ♪
982
00:54:37,988 --> 00:54:39,990
♪ Bubbles don't fall asleep ♪
983
00:54:40,115 --> 00:54:41,533
♪ Taking a corner... ♪
984
00:54:41,658 --> 00:54:44,995
- Bubbs, we're not in Montreal.
985
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,207
- I... think we're almost there...
- Almost there? Where the fuck are we?
986
00:54:48,332 --> 00:54:52,002
We should have been there a long time ago!
- Just go back to sleep, Julian.
987
00:54:53,420 --> 00:54:56,256
Kingston, 200 km?
What the fuck?
988
00:54:56,381 --> 00:54:58,008
Pull over!
989
00:55:10,103 --> 00:55:12,731
What the fuck were you doing?
(Bubbles whimpering)
990
00:55:12,856 --> 00:55:13,982
What's wrong?
991
00:55:14,691 --> 00:55:18,737
Bubbs... what's wrong?
- My property...
992
00:55:18,862 --> 00:55:22,950
It's fucking important to me
and I need my friends there with me.
993
00:55:23,534 --> 00:55:26,745
I want to do this before we end up going
fucking you know where.
994
00:55:26,870 --> 00:55:29,540
- Where?
- To jail.
995
00:55:29,665 --> 00:55:32,835
- We're not going to go to jail.
- Oh yeah? Can you look me in the eye
996
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,546
and fucking promise me
we're not going to jail, Julian?
997
00:55:35,671 --> 00:55:36,630
- Bubbs...
998
00:55:38,382 --> 00:55:39,842
- Look me in the eyes!
999
00:55:40,425 --> 00:55:42,553
Can't do it. Look at them shifting around.
1000
00:55:42,678 --> 00:55:44,680
You know what, Julian?
1001
00:55:44,805 --> 00:55:47,808
You fucking do whatever you want,
I'll do it by myself.
1002
00:55:47,933 --> 00:55:51,436
- Oh come on, Bubbs!
- You're gonna let him do this?
1003
00:55:52,104 --> 00:55:54,106
Call your little piss buddies
and tell them you're gonna be late.
1004
00:55:54,231 --> 00:55:56,233
- Rick, they're expecting me in one hour,
1005
00:55:56,358 --> 00:55:59,736
and the quality and the freshness of the piss
is important to these guys.
1006
00:55:59,862 --> 00:56:04,449
- Quality of the piss...
- What's it going to be?
1007
00:56:04,575 --> 00:56:08,120
That frozen piss, and those cocks,
or your friends?
1008
00:56:08,245 --> 00:56:11,415
- Is your piss going to be there for you?
1009
00:56:11,540 --> 00:56:12,791
- Bubbs, that's ridiculous.
1010
00:56:13,542 --> 00:56:16,003
- Is your piss gonna make you chicken soup
the next time you're sick?
1011
00:56:16,128 --> 00:56:18,672
- Does your piss and your cocks
roll you joints, get drunk with you,
1012
00:56:18,797 --> 00:56:20,799
and pass out on your fucking couch,
or your patio?
1013
00:56:20,924 --> 00:56:22,718
- Rick, that doesn't even
fucking make sense.
1014
00:56:22,843 --> 00:56:23,760
- You know what?
1015
00:56:24,303 --> 00:56:25,888
Go to Montreal!
Take your piss and go!
1016
00:56:27,890 --> 00:56:29,850
- Fuck's sakes.
(dialling)
1017
00:56:32,144 --> 00:56:33,186
- Ricky.
1018
00:56:35,856 --> 00:56:38,150
(no dialogue)
1019
00:56:41,778 --> 00:56:44,114
Did I see what I think I just saw?
1020
00:56:44,823 --> 00:56:46,116
- I don't know, what'd you see?
1021
00:56:47,075 --> 00:56:49,912
- Lahey and Randy are following us.
1022
00:56:51,580 --> 00:56:53,999
- Nah Bubbs, you just need some sleep, man.
1023
00:56:54,124 --> 00:56:56,793
- I'm not fucking losing it,
it was Lahey and Randy.
1024
00:56:56,919 --> 00:56:58,337
I'm telling you, they're following us.
1025
00:56:58,462 --> 00:56:59,755
I'm freaking out!
1026
00:57:01,506 --> 00:57:02,549
- Bubbles...
1027
00:57:04,801 --> 00:57:07,471
You get in the back and rest up,
let me drive.
1028
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,515
- What?
- I'm in, Julian.
1029
00:57:10,641 --> 00:57:12,643
- Yes!
- If I'm driving, I want my cut,
1030
00:57:12,768 --> 00:57:16,146
and we go right to Ottawa afterwards.
- Whatever you want, buddy.
1031
00:57:17,105 --> 00:57:18,106
- Thanks, Ricky.
1032
00:57:21,526 --> 00:57:24,321
- Thanks, buddy.
- I'm doing this for Bubbles.
1033
00:57:24,446 --> 00:57:27,199
And if we get caught,
our names stay out of this, me and Bubbles.
1034
00:57:27,324 --> 00:57:29,326
- Hey man, nobody has to know about this.
1035
00:57:29,451 --> 00:57:32,120
- Get some rest, buddy.
- Alright, Ricky.
1036
00:57:33,288 --> 00:57:34,581
- I can't fucking believe I'm doing this.
1037
00:57:34,998 --> 00:57:36,792
- It's going to be fun, man.
Don't worry about it.
1038
00:57:37,876 --> 00:57:38,877
(Bubbles gasps)
1039
00:57:40,045 --> 00:57:43,048
- Randy, pretty soon, they're going
to pull over at Bubbles' mother's place.
1040
00:57:43,173 --> 00:57:45,926
If we get an opportunity,
I'm going to go and check the coke.
1041
00:57:46,051 --> 00:57:48,595
- What if once Bubbles gets his house,
he never comes home?
1042
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,139
What if that's it,
we never see him again?
1043
00:57:51,264 --> 00:57:54,226
- That might happen.
- I know.
1044
00:57:54,351 --> 00:57:55,852
- Alright?
- And up in here,
1045
00:57:55,978 --> 00:57:57,980
I think that's probably
a good thing, but...
1046
00:57:59,356 --> 00:58:01,733
you know, in my heart, I just...
I don't know, man...
1047
00:58:01,858 --> 00:58:04,194
I think I'm going to miss him too much.
I love him.
1048
00:58:04,319 --> 00:58:05,988
- I love him, too.
1049
00:58:07,322 --> 00:58:10,242
- Look for a turn and it says there's a sign.
You can't miss it.
1050
00:58:10,367 --> 00:58:12,995
- There's a sign before the turn
or after the turn?
1051
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,247
- No, it says there's a turn, and then...
1052
00:58:15,789 --> 00:58:19,543
it says a little jaunt and then
there's a sign and you can't miss it.
1053
00:58:19,668 --> 00:58:23,005
This says it's right here, where we are.
I can tell by the map.
1054
00:58:28,218 --> 00:58:30,303
This is it boys, this is the place.
1055
00:58:30,429 --> 00:58:34,516
Is it ever quiet out here, though.
Just listen boys, just listen for a second.
1056
00:58:35,809 --> 00:58:36,893
- What is it?
1057
00:58:37,978 --> 00:58:42,190
- It's nothing, Ricky.
That's what I mean, it's very... peaceful.
1058
00:58:43,859 --> 00:58:45,610
- Well, you don't have
any neighbours out here, Bubbs.
1059
00:58:45,736 --> 00:58:47,362
(Ricky): Nope, big water lake...
1060
00:58:49,573 --> 00:58:51,616
What the fuck is that?
1061
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,393
- There's a power hookup, Bubbs!
1062
00:59:19,519 --> 00:59:22,272
(lively music starts)
1063
00:59:22,397 --> 00:59:24,316
♪ The next thing we knew... ♪
(music stops)
1064
00:59:30,947 --> 00:59:33,366
- Well, have a drink. Loosen up, bud.
- I don't want a drink.
1065
00:59:33,492 --> 00:59:35,410
- Randy, this is an adventure.
1066
00:59:41,958 --> 00:59:45,253
- Bubbles!
Fucking pickled eggs.
1067
00:59:46,379 --> 00:59:49,007
- No way! Are they still good?
- I don't know.
1068
00:59:49,132 --> 00:59:50,425
- They look good.
1069
00:59:52,135 --> 00:59:54,054
Ah, they're fucking delicious.
1070
00:59:54,763 --> 00:59:56,515
(barking)
- Listen!
1071
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,433
What's that?
1072
00:59:59,101 --> 01:00:02,979
Oh my fuck, dogs.
Dirty, fucking greasy dogs.
1073
01:00:03,897 --> 01:00:05,315
- It can't be no dogs.
1074
01:00:09,361 --> 01:00:12,614
- Oh my fuck,
there's a pack of wild fucking dogs!
1075
01:00:12,739 --> 01:00:14,449
- Those aren't dogs, they're foxes.
1076
01:00:14,825 --> 01:00:17,702
What the fuck do you guys want? Huh?
What the fuck do you want?
1077
01:00:17,828 --> 01:00:19,371
Let's go, get the fuck out of here.
1078
01:00:19,496 --> 01:00:22,582
Hey, Blackie, get the fuck out of here.
Let's go.
1079
01:00:24,626 --> 01:00:27,129
- Yeah, they're all there, Randy.
1080
01:00:29,005 --> 01:00:30,674
Look at that.
- What are you doing?
1081
01:00:30,799 --> 01:00:32,634
You can't dip into that!
- I'm just checking it, Randy,
1082
01:00:32,759 --> 01:00:34,803
to make sure it's okay.
(sniffing)
1083
01:00:34,928 --> 01:00:36,680
- Let's go, dummies. Let's go.
1084
01:00:36,805 --> 01:00:39,182
(barking)
Don't fucking bark at me, dummy!
1085
01:00:39,307 --> 01:00:42,310
Get the fuck going.
- Fuck, good job Ricky.
1086
01:00:43,436 --> 01:00:45,939
He chased them away, Julian.
(Ricky): Fucking idiots.
1087
01:00:46,064 --> 01:00:49,067
- We're gonna get caught Mr. Lahey!
Mr. Lahey, there's fuckin' dogs.
1088
01:00:49,192 --> 01:00:51,653
- I'm putting it back, Randy.
(barking)
1089
01:00:53,530 --> 01:00:56,032
Hey! Call the dogs off!
1090
01:00:58,285 --> 01:00:59,494
(car starting)
1091
01:01:06,418 --> 01:01:08,003
- Check this out, Bubbles.
1092
01:01:09,129 --> 01:01:10,672
Look at these old pictures.
1093
01:01:12,465 --> 01:01:14,092
- Oh my God.
1094
01:01:14,217 --> 01:01:16,428
Ha! Look boys, there's us.
1095
01:01:16,553 --> 01:01:17,512
(Julian): I remember that day.
1096
01:01:18,430 --> 01:01:19,556
(Bubbles): It's right around
when you started drinking, Julian.
1097
01:01:21,933 --> 01:01:24,603
(laughter)
- There's the first fucking bikes we stole.
1098
01:01:24,728 --> 01:01:28,523
- First bikes you stole, Ricky.
You stole all three of those bikes, 'member?
1099
01:01:30,066 --> 01:01:32,527
- Oh fuck,
I miss that old hockey stick.
1100
01:01:32,652 --> 01:01:35,238
How many fucking goals
did I score with that?
1101
01:01:41,703 --> 01:01:42,871
- This is my...
1102
01:01:47,459 --> 01:01:50,420
My God, there's my parents, boys.
1103
01:01:50,545 --> 01:01:53,924
- I forgot how hot your mom was.
Wow.
1104
01:01:54,049 --> 01:01:56,885
- Ricky!
- I mean... You know what I mean.
1105
01:01:57,010 --> 01:01:59,304
Like, just...
she's a fucking good looking woman.
1106
01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:05,769
Your dad looks like he's fucking wasted.
1107
01:02:07,062 --> 01:02:09,773
- The entire frame's rusted to fuck.
1108
01:02:10,565 --> 01:02:13,193
- That's too bad, man.
I mean, it's a heap of shit.
1109
01:02:13,318 --> 01:02:17,322
Paint's fucked.
It's gonna start leaking, fuckin' windows.
1110
01:02:17,447 --> 01:02:20,992
- Ricky! You live in a fucking car
that's missing a door.
1111
01:02:21,117 --> 01:02:22,285
- I know.
1112
01:02:25,956 --> 01:02:29,417
Well, pack up whatever you want to keep
and let's get the fuck out of here, Bubbs.
1113
01:02:29,542 --> 01:02:31,086
- Yeah, we gotta head to Montreal, bud.
1114
01:02:31,503 --> 01:02:35,382
- Well, boys, I was thinking...
maybe I'm just going to stay.
1115
01:02:35,507 --> 01:02:39,094
You know? Maybe this is
where I'm meant to be, boys.
1116
01:02:39,219 --> 01:02:42,514
I got a beautiful home here, now.
I got lake frontage.
1117
01:02:42,639 --> 01:02:44,724
- Yeah, well lake frontage,
that causes mould and bugs.
1118
01:02:45,475 --> 01:02:46,935
You can't fucking live in this.
1119
01:02:47,060 --> 01:02:49,938
- I think... I think I'm gonna stay.
1120
01:02:56,236 --> 01:02:58,863
- He's not really going
to stay here in this, is he?
1121
01:02:58,989 --> 01:03:01,908
- Rick, this is something
he's gotta figure out on his own.
1122
01:03:02,033 --> 01:03:05,287
(heavy breathing)
(sighing)
1123
01:03:06,329 --> 01:03:08,665
- Oh, come on boys, just...
1124
01:03:08,790 --> 01:03:12,002
I always hate the part in The Littlest Hobo
when he's not leaving.
1125
01:03:12,585 --> 01:03:13,795
You know?
1126
01:03:14,838 --> 01:03:17,882
Just go.
(sobbing)
1127
01:03:18,008 --> 01:03:19,134
- See ya, Bubbs.
1128
01:03:28,935 --> 01:03:30,061
- Hey, Bubbs?
1129
01:03:31,187 --> 01:03:32,480
I love ya, buddy.
1130
01:03:35,608 --> 01:03:37,944
- I didn't think he
was actually gonna stay.
1131
01:03:38,069 --> 01:03:40,322
(deep breaths)
1132
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:48,788
(music starts from the record player)
1133
01:03:48,913 --> 01:03:51,249
♪ In nothin ' flat
he was clean out of sight ♪
1134
01:03:52,834 --> 01:03:55,587
♪ Well I went inside
and ordered me a cup ♪
1135
01:03:55,712 --> 01:03:58,340
♪ Told the waiter
Big Joe was settin' me up ♪
1136
01:03:59,507 --> 01:04:01,593
♪ Aw you coulda heard a pin drop ♪
1137
01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:03,678
♪ It got deathly quiet ♪
1138
01:04:04,387 --> 01:04:06,681
♪ And the waiter's face
turned kinda white ♪
1139
01:04:07,891 --> 01:04:09,768
♪ Well did I say something wrong ♪
1140
01:04:09,893 --> 01:04:11,061
♪ I said with a halfway grin ♪
1141
01:04:12,604 --> 01:04:14,939
♪ He said
Naw this happens every now and then ♪
1142
01:04:15,899 --> 01:04:18,360
♪ Ever' driver in here knows Big Joe ♪
1143
01:04:19,402 --> 01:04:22,572
♪ But son let me tell you what happened
about ten years ago ♪
1144
01:04:25,116 --> 01:04:27,702
♪ At the crossroads tonight
where you flagged him down ♪
1145
01:04:28,661 --> 01:04:31,790
♪ There was a busload of kids
comin' from town ♪
1146
01:04:31,915 --> 01:04:35,585
♪ And they were right in the middle
when Big Joe topped the hill ♪
1147
01:04:37,170 --> 01:04:40,382
♪ It could have been slaughter
but he turned his wheel ♪
1148
01:04:40,507 --> 01:04:42,217
(music continues)
- I can't do this.
1149
01:04:42,342 --> 01:04:45,428
What the fuck am I doing?
I can't do this.
1150
01:04:45,553 --> 01:04:49,391
Boys, wait for me,
I'm not fuckin' stayin' here by myself!
1151
01:04:49,516 --> 01:04:52,143
(barking)
Son of a whore!
1152
01:04:52,268 --> 01:04:53,186
- Get the fuck goin'!
1153
01:04:53,603 --> 01:04:56,064
♪ For Big Joe and Phantom 309 ♪
1154
01:04:57,190 --> 01:04:59,150
(barking)
Fuck off!
1155
01:04:59,275 --> 01:05:00,985
(Julian): Get!
(Bubbles): Get going!
1156
01:05:02,529 --> 01:05:04,614
- Okay, Bubbs,
are you sure you want to do this?
1157
01:05:04,739 --> 01:05:06,616
Leave all that behind?
1158
01:05:06,741 --> 01:05:08,410
- You know what, Julian?
- What?
1159
01:05:08,535 --> 01:05:09,994
- Switch me seats.
1160
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:12,664
- What?
- Switch seats, you get up front.
1161
01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:20,422
There, boys,
this is the way it's supposed to be.
1162
01:05:20,547 --> 01:05:23,299
Now I feel at home.
(Bubbles laughs)
1163
01:05:23,425 --> 01:05:27,595
And you're the leader, Julian.
Right, Ricky?
1164
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,764
- Yeah, man.
- Thanks, man.
1165
01:05:30,473 --> 01:05:34,436
- Alright, boys, let's fucking do this.
Let's go sell this pee, 2 grand each.
1166
01:05:34,561 --> 01:05:36,438
(barking)
1167
01:05:41,693 --> 01:05:46,156
- Yeah, we're back on track now.
Just a little bit of a family emergency.
1168
01:05:46,281 --> 01:05:49,701
Okay... yup... alright...
okay, we'll see you soon. I promise.
1169
01:05:49,826 --> 01:05:53,037
Okay, thank you. Bye-bye.
(beeping)
1170
01:05:53,163 --> 01:05:55,707
Just a little pissed off, but they're cool.
- Nice.
1171
01:05:55,832 --> 01:05:58,293
- Yeah...
Boys, you know what I think I'm gonna do?
1172
01:05:58,418 --> 01:06:00,837
I'm gonna build a brand new fucking shed
with my piss money.
1173
01:06:03,923 --> 01:06:06,759
- I'm really hungry,
if you can stop for some food.
1174
01:06:06,885 --> 01:06:08,970
- We don't have fucking time
for a drive-through, Rand.
1175
01:06:10,889 --> 01:06:13,349
We just ate a couple hours ago.
1176
01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:17,729
- I'm starving. I can't believe
you drove past the friggin' King.
1177
01:06:17,854 --> 01:06:19,314
- Fuck the King.
1178
01:06:21,191 --> 01:06:24,277
Randy, there was another bag of white liquor.
What'd you do with it, bud?
1179
01:06:24,402 --> 01:06:28,531
- No, there wasn't.
- Randy, give it to me.
1180
01:06:30,992 --> 01:06:33,077
- There is white liquor,
but you're not fucking getting it.
1181
01:06:33,203 --> 01:06:35,788
Aw, fuck!
- Randy!
1182
01:06:35,914 --> 01:06:37,415
- That's it.
- What are you doing?
1183
01:06:37,540 --> 01:06:40,877
Randy! Randy!
For fuck's sakes, Randy!
1184
01:06:41,002 --> 01:06:42,212
- It's gone!
1185
01:06:42,337 --> 01:06:43,338
(slapping)
1186
01:06:45,423 --> 01:06:49,010
Jesus Christ!
Are you that dependent on this shit?
1187
01:06:49,135 --> 01:06:53,848
If you are, I got some on my underwear!
We can stop and you can sniff it out!
1188
01:06:53,973 --> 01:06:55,975
(tires screeching)
1189
01:06:59,145 --> 01:07:00,730
- Excuse me, little lady.
1190
01:07:00,855 --> 01:07:03,858
Sorry, I need this.
It's an emergency.
1191
01:07:09,322 --> 01:07:10,365
(door slams)
1192
01:07:10,490 --> 01:07:11,866
(knocking)
1193
01:07:13,159 --> 01:07:14,452
Please go away.
1194
01:07:15,703 --> 01:07:19,123
(both knocking)
Come on, Sassa-Ran, hurry.
1195
01:07:21,167 --> 01:07:22,210
- Frig off!
1196
01:07:22,335 --> 01:07:24,212
(woman gasps)
1197
01:07:24,337 --> 01:07:26,798
- This is not what it looks like.
(lively music)
1198
01:07:26,923 --> 01:07:31,636
♪ And you had a do-wacka-do
wacka-do wacka-do wacka-do... ♪
1199
01:07:33,513 --> 01:07:38,434
♪ They tell me you're runnin' free
your days are never blue ♪
1200
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:41,479
♪ I wish I had your good-luck charm ♪
1201
01:07:41,604 --> 01:07:44,941
♪ And you had a do-wacka-do
wacka-do wacka-do wacka-do... ♪
1202
01:07:46,609 --> 01:07:49,153
♪ I see you're goin' down the street
in your big Cadillac ♪
1203
01:07:49,279 --> 01:07:52,615
♪ You got girls in the front
you got girls in the back ♪
1204
01:07:52,740 --> 01:07:54,909
(music stops)
Fuck, for fuck's sakes.
1205
01:08:01,874 --> 01:08:03,543
(honking)
1206
01:08:04,627 --> 01:08:07,005
(Julian): 133 is right here, right here.
Park.
1207
01:08:07,130 --> 01:08:10,258
- This looks like a busy fucking place
to be doing a piss deal, isn't it, Julian?
1208
01:08:10,383 --> 01:08:13,011
- It's where you do big deals like this,
Ricky. Right in the open.
1209
01:08:13,136 --> 01:08:16,264
- That's crazy.
- Alright guys, here.
1210
01:08:17,098 --> 01:08:20,435
This is Phil's credit card and ID.
I want you to take it into the strip club,
1211
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:22,520
buy whatever the fuck you want.
You deserve it.
1212
01:08:22,645 --> 01:08:25,523
- Shouldn't we be covering you, Julian?
1213
01:08:25,648 --> 01:08:27,859
- Bubbs, it's just one guy, alright?
1214
01:08:27,984 --> 01:08:30,236
Three of us are standing out here,
it might spook him.
1215
01:08:31,279 --> 01:08:32,947
(sighing)
1216
01:08:34,073 --> 01:08:35,283
- Julian?
1217
01:08:35,408 --> 01:08:37,035
- No, I'm good.
- Come on.
1218
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:38,536
- Bubbs, I'm good.
1219
01:08:40,204 --> 01:08:42,373
- Let's go, Ricky.
Let's go look at some ladies.
1220
01:08:42,498 --> 01:08:44,542
- Alright.
- French ladies.
1221
01:08:44,667 --> 01:08:46,711
- Man, you need this more than anybody.
1222
01:08:46,836 --> 01:08:48,630
Get your head together, okay?
1223
01:08:48,755 --> 01:08:51,549
I'm fucking proud of you, Julian.
You actually pulled this off.
1224
01:08:51,674 --> 01:08:52,634
- Thanks, man.
1225
01:08:54,260 --> 01:08:57,388
- Bonjour, je m'appelle Bubbles.
(Ricky laughs)
1226
01:08:58,348 --> 01:09:01,225
(Lahey): There's Julian.
He's smoking a joint. Fuck.
1227
01:09:02,310 --> 01:09:04,228
- This is fucking awesome, Bubbs.
1228
01:09:04,354 --> 01:09:06,606
(Bubbles laughs)
(dancer): So, what do you do?
1229
01:09:06,731 --> 01:09:09,651
- Well, I'm into all kinds
of different things. I, uh...
1230
01:09:09,776 --> 01:09:11,778
They're talking about
legalizing marijuana, so...
1231
01:09:11,903 --> 01:09:15,323
If they do, I'm going to be the guy
in charge of all the marijuana for Canada.
1232
01:09:15,448 --> 01:09:17,533
It's pretty cool.
I work for the government, actually.
1233
01:09:17,659 --> 01:09:19,827
- I am the, uh...
1234
01:09:19,952 --> 01:09:22,580
administrator at the...
San Diego Zoo.
1235
01:09:22,705 --> 01:09:24,457
I've got a big staff.
1236
01:09:24,582 --> 01:09:26,918
I personally look after
all the Bengal tigers,
1237
01:09:27,043 --> 01:09:30,004
and the little Bengal tiger kitties.
(dancers): Awww.
1238
01:09:32,298 --> 01:09:34,342
(loud music coming from car)
1239
01:09:40,807 --> 01:09:42,600
- Would you guys get
the fuck out of here?
1240
01:09:52,610 --> 01:09:55,905
(Randy): Holy shit,
that's Terry and Dennis.
1241
01:09:56,030 --> 01:09:56,989
- Hey, man.
1242
01:09:57,657 --> 01:09:58,866
- What the fuck are you guys
doing in Montreal?
1243
01:09:58,991 --> 01:10:01,035
- We're starting things up for Cyrus.
- Cyrus?!
1244
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:02,787
Where the fuck is Cyrus?
1245
01:10:03,955 --> 01:10:06,624
Why are you guys acting so fucking weird?
- You're acting weird.
1246
01:10:06,749 --> 01:10:07,750
- I'm not acting weird.
1247
01:10:08,459 --> 01:10:09,836
- Enough with the weird.
Let's see the product, Julian.
1248
01:10:09,961 --> 01:10:11,254
- You guys want some fucking weed?
1249
01:10:11,379 --> 01:10:14,257
(dancer speaks French)
1250
01:10:16,676 --> 01:10:18,761
- Pounds of it where this came from.
1251
01:10:18,886 --> 01:10:21,389
- Ricky, can the girls just have
as much weed as they want?
1252
01:10:21,514 --> 01:10:23,349
- Does something smell like pee
in here to you?
1253
01:10:23,474 --> 01:10:24,892
(dancer): Uh...
1254
01:10:25,017 --> 01:10:27,186
- I smell weed.
I don't smell pee, though.
1255
01:10:27,311 --> 01:10:30,690
- I've got 460 units of Canada's finest
right here, gentlemen.
1256
01:10:30,815 --> 01:10:33,192
Military-base collected.
Look at that.
1257
01:10:33,317 --> 01:10:35,987
- Julian, we're going to need your help
getting this stuff on the truck.
1258
01:10:36,112 --> 01:10:37,113
Grandma's waiting.
1259
01:10:37,655 --> 01:10:40,324
- I get the money first,
then you get the piss.
1260
01:10:40,450 --> 01:10:41,576
(Randy): He's got his gun out.
1261
01:10:42,410 --> 01:10:44,537
- I don't give a fuck how they do it
in Montreal, this is how I do it.
1262
01:10:44,662 --> 01:10:47,665
I want the money first--
- Get the fuck out here, disco.
1263
01:10:47,790 --> 01:10:50,001
- You gotta be fucking kidding me.
1264
01:10:50,126 --> 01:10:52,336
I can't believe you're robbing me.
I thought we were good.
1265
01:10:52,462 --> 01:10:53,713
I thought you wanted
to be my fucking friend.
1266
01:10:54,338 --> 01:10:55,715
- We're not friends,
we're fucking business partners, remember?
1267
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:56,716
And we're not fucking good.
1268
01:10:57,759 --> 01:10:59,427
You just fuck off right now
and load the piss in the truck.
1269
01:10:59,552 --> 01:11:01,512
And if you ever come
back to the trailer park,
1270
01:11:01,637 --> 01:11:04,348
you better change your address
to Smith and Wesson.
1271
01:11:04,474 --> 01:11:06,142
- That doesn't even make
any fucking sense.
1272
01:11:06,267 --> 01:11:08,311
- This doesn't make any sense.
1273
01:11:08,436 --> 01:11:11,272
- Believe me, I'm going to be waiting for you
back at the fucking trailer park.
1274
01:11:11,397 --> 01:11:12,982
- Don't hit me with your girly threats, man,
1275
01:11:13,524 --> 01:11:16,360
'cause I'll be waiting right here in Montreal
if you ever come looking for me.
1276
01:11:16,486 --> 01:11:19,947
You know why? 'Cause I made it big.
I made it fucking big, disco.
1277
01:11:20,072 --> 01:11:21,449
I'm in the piss game now.
1278
01:11:22,116 --> 01:11:24,911
- Jesus Christ, just take my fucking piss,
alright, and leave me alone.
1279
01:11:32,376 --> 01:11:34,212
How ya doing?
- Hi, Julian.
1280
01:11:34,337 --> 01:11:36,923
(woman talking Chinese)
- Hey, your grandsons are robbing me.
1281
01:11:37,048 --> 01:11:39,217
Yeah, you don't understand
what I'm saying.
1282
01:11:39,342 --> 01:11:41,219
Alright, it's good to see you.
- Nice to...
1283
01:11:41,344 --> 01:11:42,345
- Okay, I'm alright.
1284
01:11:48,893 --> 01:11:51,479
(loud music coming from car)
1285
01:11:54,607 --> 01:11:56,317
- He looks pissed.
1286
01:11:56,859 --> 01:11:58,861
- Double dynamite, Sasserbandy.
1287
01:11:59,779 --> 01:12:02,365
Looks like Cyrus just got Julian good.
1288
01:12:02,490 --> 01:12:08,079
You know the nice thing about assholes?
Someone always comes along to wipe 'em up.
1289
01:12:09,247 --> 01:12:10,331
He's going in the club.
1290
01:12:11,582 --> 01:12:14,043
Now. We make the call now, Randy.
1291
01:12:15,086 --> 01:12:18,840
- Shit, no service.
- Ugh, for fuck's sakes!
1292
01:12:21,926 --> 01:12:24,887
- Hello, I'd like to report a disturbance.
1293
01:12:25,012 --> 01:12:28,850
There are suspicious men
standing out front of the Club Violetta.
1294
01:12:29,433 --> 01:12:34,063
Yeah, they're by an orange
VW 70's camper van
1295
01:12:34,188 --> 01:12:37,316
and they're talking about a bomb
that's located underneath it.
1296
01:12:37,441 --> 01:12:39,902
(Ricky): Juliaaaan!!
(Bubbles): Julian!
1297
01:12:40,027 --> 01:12:41,612
- Can you excuse me for a second?
1298
01:12:41,946 --> 01:12:44,448
(Bubbles): Julian, what are you doing,
shuffling the ladies away?
1299
01:12:44,574 --> 01:12:48,452
- Boys, I just got fucking robbed.
- Robbed? The fuck are you talking about?
1300
01:12:48,578 --> 01:12:50,955
- They pulled guns out on me.
- Who the fuck would rob piss?!
1301
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:54,166
- Cyrus.
(Bubbles): What?!
1302
01:12:59,630 --> 01:13:02,884
- Boys are in for a little Montreal surprise.
1303
01:13:09,557 --> 01:13:11,183
(indistinct radio communication)
1304
01:13:14,270 --> 01:13:16,355
(cop): Ah, c'estjuste de la cocaïne.
1305
01:13:17,356 --> 01:13:20,568
C'estjuste de la cocaïne.
(cops laugh)
1306
01:13:20,693 --> 01:13:22,570
- C'est rentré à l'overtime, les boys!
1307
01:13:22,695 --> 01:13:24,405
(giving orders in French)
1308
01:13:31,454 --> 01:13:33,915
- There's been a complaint
against you guys, okay?
1309
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:36,626
I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Maybe you have some money to pay your bills?
1310
01:13:36,751 --> 01:13:40,296
- Chill out, there,
muscular fucking Simon and Garfunkel.
1311
01:13:40,421 --> 01:13:41,631
(Ricky): Bubbs...
1312
01:13:42,173 --> 01:13:43,966
- There's 75 bucks,
I've got more money in the car.
1313
01:13:44,091 --> 01:13:46,469
Is that cool? Can I go get it?
1314
01:13:46,594 --> 01:13:48,179
(man): Okay.
(speaking French)
1315
01:13:48,304 --> 01:13:50,306
- Fucking bullshit, Julian.
- Big fuck up, Julian.
1316
01:13:50,431 --> 01:13:52,308
- Meet me out front in two fucking minutes.
1317
01:13:53,392 --> 01:13:56,604
- Ricky, what are we gonna do?
We just... That's fucking...
1318
01:13:57,438 --> 01:13:59,315
That's bullshit.
- You should be working for me, Bubbs.
1319
01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:00,441
Every time we work for Julian--
1320
01:14:00,566 --> 01:14:02,360
- Ricky!
- What?
1321
01:14:02,485 --> 01:14:05,613
- Look up.
- Ah, fuck.
1322
01:14:05,738 --> 01:14:08,199
- Son of a whore, we're on camera.
1323
01:14:08,324 --> 01:14:11,202
- It's alright, we're not fucking gonna be
on there for long, though, are we?
1324
01:14:11,327 --> 01:14:14,288
- Ricky, Ricky...
- Fuck off!
1325
01:14:19,251 --> 01:14:23,130
Let's get a fuckin' donair, boys!
- Ricky...
1326
01:14:25,341 --> 01:14:28,219
(sirens start)
1327
01:14:30,262 --> 01:14:33,766
(cop shouting in French)
- What?
1328
01:14:33,891 --> 01:14:37,228
- Get out of your vehicle!
Get out of your vehicle!
1329
01:14:37,353 --> 01:14:38,980
- What's going on?
- You're under arrest.
1330
01:14:39,105 --> 01:14:42,233
What is this? You're drinking and driving?
- What?
1331
01:14:42,358 --> 01:14:44,402
- We found cocaine in your vehicle.
- Cocaine?
1332
01:14:44,527 --> 01:14:45,736
- We found cocaine in your vehicle.
1333
01:14:46,612 --> 01:14:49,323
- What the fuck is this guy doing by my van?
Get this drunk away from my van.
1334
01:14:49,448 --> 01:14:51,409
- Who are you?
- Oh, just getting off work.
1335
01:14:51,534 --> 01:14:53,661
I thought that was my van, but it's not.
1336
01:14:53,786 --> 01:14:57,373
- Alright, move along then. Move along.
- Yes, sir.
1337
01:14:58,374 --> 01:15:00,751
- Officer, what are you talking about?
1338
01:15:00,876 --> 01:15:02,461
- We found cocaine in your vehicle.
- Cocaine?
1339
01:15:02,586 --> 01:15:04,797
- Yeah.
- I don't know how cocaine got in my van!
1340
01:15:05,881 --> 01:15:07,925
You know what? I was set up.
- Really?
1341
01:15:08,050 --> 01:15:09,760
- Either by a guy named Cyrus.
- Uh-huh...
1342
01:15:09,885 --> 01:15:12,096
- Or a drunk trailer-park supervisor
that's in love with me.
1343
01:15:14,098 --> 01:15:17,476
- Shit's stinkin' now, bud.
(Lahey sniffs)
1344
01:15:18,185 --> 01:15:20,688
- What...
- So I suppose these aren't yours either?
1345
01:15:20,813 --> 01:15:24,066
- No, the cocks are mine.
The cocaine isn't.
1346
01:15:24,191 --> 01:15:27,278
- Can we go home, now?
- Sure, Julian.
1347
01:15:27,403 --> 01:15:29,989
- You just called me Julian.
- No, I didn't call you Julian.
1348
01:15:30,114 --> 01:15:33,909
- The bouncer just gave this to my colleague.
Is your name Philadelphia Collins?
1349
01:15:34,744 --> 01:15:37,455
- Yeah, my name's Phil Collins.
- Well, Mr. Phil Collins,
1350
01:15:37,580 --> 01:15:40,291
you're under arrest for possession of cocaine
with intent to traffic,
1351
01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:41,792
and drinking and driving.
1352
01:15:41,917 --> 01:15:44,295
(siren beeping)
(Ricky): Fuck!
1353
01:15:44,420 --> 01:15:46,756
(sirens blaring)
1354
01:15:46,881 --> 01:15:50,968
- We didn't get Ricky. Fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Rand.
1355
01:15:51,093 --> 01:15:52,762
- Bubbles took off over there.
- Where?
1356
01:15:56,348 --> 01:15:57,558
Hey, Bubbles!
1357
01:15:59,060 --> 01:16:00,811
How ya doin', bud?
Where's Ricky?
1358
01:16:02,188 --> 01:16:05,399
Sorry this shit went down the pipe
the way it did, bud.
1359
01:16:05,524 --> 01:16:07,109
Bubbles, you want a lift?
1360
01:16:07,234 --> 01:16:08,944
How about a drink?
1361
01:16:10,571 --> 01:16:13,574
Randy... Randy, hop out
and get the man a drink.
1362
01:16:13,699 --> 01:16:14,992
What'll ya have, bud?
(car door closing)
1363
01:16:20,873 --> 01:16:23,751
Good think we found you, Bubbs.
We'll get you out of this weather.
1364
01:16:23,876 --> 01:16:27,546
- Rum?
- Double rum and coke, Randy, please.
1365
01:16:32,134 --> 01:16:33,344
Nice shoes, Randy.
1366
01:16:33,677 --> 01:16:36,263
- Thanks, Bubbles. Lime?
- No fucking lime!
1367
01:16:38,265 --> 01:16:39,767
(Lahey): There you go, Bubbs.
1368
01:16:40,935 --> 01:16:43,562
- Actually, maybe I'll have a beer.
You guys got any beer?
1369
01:16:44,313 --> 01:16:45,606
- Grab the man a beer.
1370
01:16:46,398 --> 01:16:47,441
Huh! Thanks, bud.
1371
01:16:48,484 --> 01:16:51,612
(Lahey sputters and groans)
1372
01:16:52,988 --> 01:16:56,283
- You dirty, drunk bastard.
(Lahey): You fuckin' goofball!
1373
01:16:57,159 --> 01:16:59,203
- Come on Randy.
Don't fight me, Randy.
1374
01:16:59,328 --> 01:17:00,996
Don't fight me.
1375
01:17:02,915 --> 01:17:05,876
(Lahey): What are you doing, Bubbles?
- Get down, Randy.
1376
01:17:06,001 --> 01:17:07,711
(Lahey): Bubbles!
- Fucking bottle fight?
1377
01:17:07,837 --> 01:17:11,006
- You got no way out, Bubbles!
You're not going anywhere.
1378
01:17:11,132 --> 01:17:13,217
Give it up.
(bottle breaks)
1379
01:17:13,342 --> 01:17:15,261
(Bubbles breathing heavy)
- Fuck you, Lahey!
1380
01:17:15,386 --> 01:17:18,013
- Here comes the Captain!
(bottles breaking)
1381
01:17:18,139 --> 01:17:21,183
Randy! You okay, bud?
1382
01:17:24,103 --> 01:17:26,272
- Ya missed me, Lahey,
ya fuckin' dickweed!
1383
01:17:27,398 --> 01:17:29,066
- Talk to me, bud!
1384
01:17:30,234 --> 01:17:31,735
- Fuck you, Lahey!
1385
01:17:32,653 --> 01:17:35,281
- Hey Bubbs, seen the new 2-litre bottles?
1386
01:17:35,406 --> 01:17:36,782
(bottles breaking)
- Fuck you!
1387
01:17:38,951 --> 01:17:40,077
Drunk bastard!
1388
01:17:42,705 --> 01:17:43,914
- What are you doing, Bubbles?
1389
01:17:44,957 --> 01:17:47,960
(bottles clattering)
Bubbles! Bubbles! Shit...
1390
01:17:49,461 --> 01:17:50,504
Randy!
1391
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:56,093
- Jesus Christ, Ricky!
1392
01:17:57,428 --> 01:18:00,055
Ricky! Ricky!
1393
01:18:01,473 --> 01:18:05,394
Oh my God. Wake up, come on.
Where's your shoe?
1394
01:18:05,519 --> 01:18:06,729
Here, get in.
- What the fuck are you doing
1395
01:18:07,271 --> 01:18:09,106
with Lahey's car man?
- I bottle-fought him for it.
1396
01:18:09,231 --> 01:18:11,108
- What the fuck do the cops want with Julian?
1397
01:18:11,233 --> 01:18:14,111
- Lahey framed Julian, Ricky.
Julian took the wrap for us.
1398
01:18:14,236 --> 01:18:16,113
(country music)
1399
01:18:19,491 --> 01:18:21,202
(bottles breaking)
1400
01:18:24,413 --> 01:18:28,125
♪ When was the last time
you got up before the sun... ♪
1401
01:18:28,250 --> 01:18:29,376
'Morning, Ricky.
1402
01:18:30,502 --> 01:18:31,962
- Where the fuck is the camper?
1403
01:18:32,087 --> 01:18:33,589
- They fucking impounded it.
1404
01:18:35,216 --> 01:18:36,383
- Where the fuck are we?
1405
01:18:36,508 --> 01:18:38,510
- We're in Ottawa, Ricky.
1406
01:18:39,220 --> 01:18:42,139
- Fuck yes, Bubbles!
Is that Parmelent Hill?
1407
01:18:42,264 --> 01:18:43,265
We're in time.
1408
01:18:43,849 --> 01:18:45,392
Pull this fucking thing over, man.
Let's do this.
1409
01:18:46,352 --> 01:18:49,730
Just a second, I gotta fucking...
- Jesus Christ, there's Mounties everywhere.
1410
01:18:49,855 --> 01:18:50,814
- Check this fucking thing out.
1411
01:18:50,940 --> 01:18:52,316
- Ah, that's decent, Ricky.
1412
01:18:52,441 --> 01:18:54,777
- Fucking medallion.
- That's decent.
1413
01:18:54,902 --> 01:18:56,946
Here, hop up there,
I built you a new shoe.
1414
01:18:57,071 --> 01:18:59,615
- Wicked!
- Try that on for size.
1415
01:18:59,740 --> 01:19:02,076
- It's great.
- Perfect fit, Weederella.
1416
01:19:02,201 --> 01:19:04,620
(woman): Start introducing the speakers.
We've got a lot
1417
01:19:04,745 --> 01:19:08,916
of amazing speakers here today
because this is about using our vote
1418
01:19:09,041 --> 01:19:13,671
to change the way
our country is run, right?
1419
01:19:13,796 --> 01:19:16,382
- Holy fuck,
look at all the people here!
1420
01:19:16,507 --> 01:19:18,259
- Ricky, we're not going to get
into this hearing.
1421
01:19:18,384 --> 01:19:21,345
- Not a problem, Bubbles.
I'll get us into this fucking hearing.
1422
01:19:21,470 --> 01:19:25,224
Attention friends, this is some
of the best dope you will ever smoke.
1423
01:19:25,349 --> 01:19:27,101
It's 10 ounces.
I will give this to anybody
1424
01:19:27,226 --> 01:19:29,353
that gives their place
to me and this guy in line.
1425
01:19:30,646 --> 01:19:34,024
Seriously? Nobody wants to go home,
get high as fuck and watch this on TV
1426
01:19:34,149 --> 01:19:35,359
instead of being here?
1427
01:19:36,485 --> 01:19:38,654
(background chatter)
Just a second Bubbs, I can't do this.
1428
01:19:38,779 --> 01:19:41,240
I gotta smoke another joint.
- Ricky...
1429
01:19:43,075 --> 01:19:44,618
Ricky, what are you doing?
1430
01:19:44,743 --> 01:19:46,328
(quietly): Ricky, hurry up, hurry up.
1431
01:19:46,453 --> 01:19:49,081
The cops are right there.
1432
01:19:58,173 --> 01:19:59,466
Hi, there.
1433
01:20:02,428 --> 01:20:03,512
- Alright man, let's do this.
1434
01:20:12,021 --> 01:20:14,315
- We need to bring that money
into the legitimate economy,
1435
01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:16,734
take it away from gangs
and organized crime,
1436
01:20:16,859 --> 01:20:19,570
let people operate openly
and transparently
1437
01:20:19,695 --> 01:20:22,197
so they can pay their taxes
and contribute to society.
1438
01:20:22,323 --> 01:20:25,701
- Thank you, Ms. Emery.
Now, before we move on...
1439
01:20:26,452 --> 01:20:28,203
perhaps it's time
for some comment from the floor.
1440
01:20:28,329 --> 01:20:30,581
There's a gentleman
from Vancouver. Sir?
1441
01:20:30,706 --> 01:20:34,001
- Yeah, yeah. Actually, can you just
sit back down, if you don't mind?
1442
01:20:34,126 --> 01:20:35,669
I got something to say,
it's really important.
1443
01:20:35,794 --> 01:20:37,546
I'd like to go first, if that's okay,
everybody.
1444
01:20:37,671 --> 01:20:40,049
It's a bit of an emergency.
I don't know how much time I have.
1445
01:20:40,174 --> 01:20:42,259
- No objection?
(Bubbles): No.
1446
01:20:42,384 --> 01:20:43,344
- Go ahead.
1447
01:20:44,053 --> 01:20:45,888
- Well, thank you,
all the peoples that are here.
1448
01:20:46,722 --> 01:20:49,600
I myself am a farmer.
I grow dope.
1449
01:20:49,725 --> 01:20:50,809
(crowd mumbles)
1450
01:20:52,603 --> 01:20:55,689
This is what I grow right here,
the best fucking weed in Canada.
1451
01:20:55,814 --> 01:20:58,525
I'm just going to pass some out,
you guys can have a smell and...
1452
01:20:58,650 --> 01:21:00,444
taste if you want.
(Bubbles laughs)
1453
01:21:00,569 --> 01:21:02,488
Just get the fuck out of the way,
thank you.
1454
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:04,198
Here guys, smell it.
1455
01:21:05,366 --> 01:21:08,410
It's just a plant. A plant that grows
by other nature on this planet
1456
01:21:08,535 --> 01:21:10,079
and makes the world a better fucking place.
1457
01:21:10,204 --> 01:21:12,206
- Yeah!
(applause)
1458
01:21:12,331 --> 01:21:13,749
Hand it out, Ricky!
1459
01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:16,752
- Order, we're going to have order in here.
- Have some.
1460
01:21:16,877 --> 01:21:19,088
- That's my friend.
That's my friend Ricky.
1461
01:21:19,213 --> 01:21:21,632
(applause continues)
- Point of order.
1462
01:21:21,757 --> 01:21:24,885
- I thought that's why we're here, guys,
to talk about fucking dope, okay?
1463
01:21:25,010 --> 01:21:27,137
So let's just spin some of that up,
pass it around,
1464
01:21:27,262 --> 01:21:29,056
and see what the fuck happens.
- Is that why you came here?
1465
01:21:29,181 --> 01:21:31,433
You hoping to go to jail?
1466
01:21:31,558 --> 01:21:32,976
- What's that?
- You're hoping you'll be
1467
01:21:33,102 --> 01:21:34,478
hauled off to jail, is that it?
1468
01:21:34,603 --> 01:21:36,522
- I'm sick of fucking being arrested,
1469
01:21:36,647 --> 01:21:39,608
'cause your goddamn stupid laws right now.
I've been to jail 17 or 18 times
1470
01:21:39,733 --> 01:21:42,194
'cause of your fucked up laws.
That's the problem.
1471
01:21:42,319 --> 01:21:45,489
How the fuck can I be under arrest
for bringing my dope here, that I grew,
1472
01:21:45,614 --> 01:21:48,367
and then in two days,
or whenever the fuck it is, you legalize it?
1473
01:21:48,492 --> 01:21:51,412
What are you going to do? Unarrest me?
How can I be under arrest for bringing dope
1474
01:21:51,537 --> 01:21:53,622
to a government talking that's about dope?
1475
01:21:53,747 --> 01:21:56,166
It's a gift, anyway.
I'm fucking giving it to you, it's free.
1476
01:21:56,291 --> 01:21:58,669
- Are you trying to demonstrate something?
- Take it easy there, Bobby Barker,
1477
01:21:58,794 --> 01:22:00,421
this isn't the fucking Price is Right, okay?
1478
01:22:00,546 --> 01:22:02,464
You're not running
the fucking show right now, I am.
1479
01:22:02,589 --> 01:22:04,716
You know what else is bullshit?
1480
01:22:04,842 --> 01:22:07,928
You can't smoke a joint,
but you can get drunk as fuck on liquor,
1481
01:22:08,053 --> 01:22:10,514
smoke cigarettes
and shit yourself to death, no problem.
1482
01:22:10,639 --> 01:22:12,057
(people mumble)
1483
01:22:12,182 --> 01:22:13,892
You guys can all shut the fuck up.
1484
01:22:14,017 --> 01:22:16,603
We know that cigarettes will kill you.
How fucked is that, guys?
1485
01:22:16,728 --> 01:22:19,356
You got no problem with that?
You guys can't get involved with dope.
1486
01:22:19,481 --> 01:22:22,109
You're going to fuck it up.
You fuck everything up with taxes.
1487
01:22:22,234 --> 01:22:24,695
I've never charged tax
on my fucking dope when I sell it.
1488
01:22:24,820 --> 01:22:25,737
That's fucked right there.
1489
01:22:26,405 --> 01:22:28,365
- That's right!
Cigarettes are fucking bullshit!
1490
01:22:28,490 --> 01:22:29,783
(applause)
- Sit down, sir.
1491
01:22:29,908 --> 01:22:31,118
- Fuck off, dick chin.
1492
01:22:31,577 --> 01:22:33,287
- Fucking be nice to him.
That's my friend, Bubbles.
1493
01:22:33,412 --> 01:22:34,955
Are you trying to be in charge?
- You're not in charge.
1494
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:36,415
- I'm not trying to be in charge--
1495
01:22:36,748 --> 01:22:38,917
- Are you capable of making
a logical argument?
1496
01:22:39,042 --> 01:22:40,210
- I don't even know what that means.
1497
01:22:40,335 --> 01:22:42,171
(people groan)
1498
01:22:43,589 --> 01:22:45,257
- I think you just answered my question.
1499
01:22:45,591 --> 01:22:48,051
- I'm a weed grower.
That's why I'm fucking here, for my rights.
1500
01:22:48,177 --> 01:22:51,263
My dad recently passed away
and I'm here for this fucking cause,
1501
01:22:51,388 --> 01:22:53,765
and you should be listening to me.
Weed is a medicine.
1502
01:22:53,891 --> 01:22:55,559
It fucking always has been,
it helps people.
1503
01:22:55,684 --> 01:22:57,728
We should be researching
the thernapeutic qualities,
1504
01:22:57,853 --> 01:23:00,731
not fucking trying
to throw good people in jail like me.
1505
01:23:00,856 --> 01:23:02,733
(people applaud)
- Here, here!
1506
01:23:02,858 --> 01:23:04,568
(Ricky over the speaker):
That's fucked up, man,
1507
01:23:04,693 --> 01:23:08,322
because of fucking Santa Clause here.
That's bullshit.
1508
01:23:08,447 --> 01:23:11,533
(Bubbles): Ricky! Ricky! Ricky!
1509
01:23:11,658 --> 01:23:15,370
- I'm suing the Canadian government
for 11 years radioactive lost fucking wages
1510
01:23:15,496 --> 01:23:18,248
and a 25-year medical marijuana license.
1511
01:23:18,373 --> 01:23:21,210
- Sir, this is not a court,
this is a public hearing.
1512
01:23:21,335 --> 01:23:22,878
- Well, I can't fucking afford a court.
1513
01:23:23,462 --> 01:23:25,881
So I'm going to make this my fucking court,
if that's okay with everybody.
1514
01:23:26,006 --> 01:23:27,883
Is that cool?
(people cheer and applaud)
1515
01:23:28,008 --> 01:23:31,512
- Yes! Court is in session!
Let's hear it for Ricky!
1516
01:23:31,637 --> 01:23:32,804
- You definitely smoke dope.
1517
01:23:33,305 --> 01:23:35,516
Christmas dinner, turkey dinner,
I guaran-fucking-tee it.
1518
01:23:35,641 --> 01:23:38,227
You fuckin' smoke dope, don't ya?
You guys can't decriminalize it, okay?
1519
01:23:38,352 --> 01:23:40,521
If you do, you got to decriminalize
me and my past.
1520
01:23:40,646 --> 01:23:44,191
Don't legalize it!
Please, don't fucking legalize it! You can't!
1521
01:23:44,316 --> 01:23:47,444
It's not fucking fair! Fucking hippoclits!
Yeah, you're gonna keep that weed aren't you?
1522
01:23:47,569 --> 01:23:48,862
I bet you're gonna fucking smoke it
at lunch time!
1523
01:23:49,279 --> 01:23:51,698
Fucking hippoclits!
- Alright, we'll take a break now.
1524
01:23:52,658 --> 01:23:56,328
- Oh, ugh...
Let's find the car, Rand.
1525
01:23:56,828 --> 01:23:58,038
Agh...
1526
01:23:59,248 --> 01:24:02,251
- Can't we just get some cheap flights
and fly home?
1527
01:24:02,376 --> 01:24:04,711
- Can a car fly home, Randy?
1528
01:24:05,462 --> 01:24:06,547
(ripping)
1529
01:24:07,548 --> 01:24:09,508
(lively music, crowd cheering)
- Hey, Ricky, you were great in there.
1530
01:24:09,633 --> 01:24:11,426
Listen, I'm a lawyer, okay? Here's my card.
1531
01:24:11,802 --> 01:24:14,721
I think I can't get that political arrest
thrown out in court in, like, a week,
1532
01:24:14,846 --> 01:24:17,266
and I can probably get you
a medical marijuana license, alright?
1533
01:24:17,391 --> 01:24:18,934
Keep in touch! Rockstar case!
1534
01:24:19,059 --> 01:24:21,478
I can help you, alright?
(Ricky): Fucking awesome.
1535
01:24:26,441 --> 01:24:28,026
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1536
01:24:30,279 --> 01:24:31,280
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1537
01:24:31,405 --> 01:24:33,240
- Fuck off, Randy.
1538
01:24:34,116 --> 01:24:35,576
How ya doin', bud?
1539
01:24:36,535 --> 01:24:37,744
♪ Sloooooooow ♪
1540
01:24:40,539 --> 01:24:41,790
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1541
01:24:41,915 --> 01:24:43,208
Randy!!!
1542
01:24:43,959 --> 01:24:45,711
- You were fucking awesome in there, Ricky.
1543
01:24:45,836 --> 01:24:48,839
- Thanks. I think the old man
would have been proud of me.
1544
01:24:48,964 --> 01:24:51,633
- Fucking right, he woulda been.
That was amazing.
1545
01:24:51,758 --> 01:24:54,177
(Bubbles giggles)
- Take it easy. Fuck.
1546
01:24:58,140 --> 01:25:02,144
- Well, look who's going to jail.
Over six plants is a year, Ricky.
1547
01:25:02,269 --> 01:25:03,186
- Back off!
1548
01:25:04,396 --> 01:25:06,189
- Give me my fucking car keys, Bubbles.
- I don't have your fucking car keys.
1549
01:25:06,315 --> 01:25:08,108
- Get him, Randy.
- Give us the keys.
1550
01:25:08,233 --> 01:25:09,693
(Ricky): Fuck off!
(Bubbles whimpering)
1551
01:25:09,818 --> 01:25:10,944
- I got 'em.
1552
01:25:11,069 --> 01:25:13,322
- Back off.
- What's that?
1553
01:25:13,447 --> 01:25:15,115
(bottle breaks)
(Bubbles gasps)
1554
01:25:17,743 --> 01:25:20,037
Look who's wearing the shit shoes now, Ricky.
1555
01:25:20,162 --> 01:25:22,289
(Taser)
(Ricky groaning)
1556
01:25:23,665 --> 01:25:26,877
- Fuck this! Mr. Lahey
planted the coke on Julian.
1557
01:25:27,002 --> 01:25:29,379
I'll testify to that, Bubbles.
Let me go.
1558
01:25:29,504 --> 01:25:31,214
- Put the fucking Taser down, Lahey.
1559
01:25:31,340 --> 01:25:33,300
You love Randy.
Don't electrocute him in his belly.
1560
01:25:33,425 --> 01:25:35,969
(Taser)
(Randy groaning)
1561
01:25:36,094 --> 01:25:37,137
- You're next, Bubbles.
1562
01:25:37,721 --> 01:25:39,765
(Bubbles breathing heavy)
Now, I'm gonna fuck ya.
1563
01:25:41,099 --> 01:25:45,062
What the fuck, bud? Yeah...
- I got this, Bubbles.
1564
01:25:45,979 --> 01:25:48,565
Let's go! I've been waiting to fight you
my whole fucking life, Lahey.
1565
01:25:48,690 --> 01:25:49,691
- Punch in the face, Ricky?
1566
01:25:50,359 --> 01:25:52,986
- Fuck! That was good a shot,
you fuckin' idiot.
1567
01:25:55,656 --> 01:25:57,616
(Bubbles gasps)
- Ah, fuck!
1568
01:25:57,741 --> 01:25:59,159
- Freeze!
1569
01:25:59,284 --> 01:26:02,204
- One little drink, for courage.
1570
01:26:02,329 --> 01:26:03,413
(Taser)
(Lahey gulps the booze)
1571
01:26:03,538 --> 01:26:06,375
(crowd gasping)
(groaning)
1572
01:26:10,253 --> 01:26:11,421
Agh...
1573
01:26:11,546 --> 01:26:12,923
(bottle smashes)
1574
01:26:17,719 --> 01:26:20,013
- Guess you lose
and I win this one, huh, fucky?
1575
01:26:20,138 --> 01:26:22,391
- No... I won.
1576
01:26:28,230 --> 01:26:30,315
I'm really disappointed in Randy.
1577
01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:32,776
We decided to take a little break
for a while.
1578
01:26:32,901 --> 01:26:34,027
My decision.
1579
01:26:35,153 --> 01:26:38,615
Good news, the Taser shock
somehow reversed my stroke.
1580
01:26:38,740 --> 01:26:41,743
I've never felt...
I haven't felt this good in many, many years.
1581
01:26:41,868 --> 01:26:43,161
Good, one, two.
1582
01:26:43,286 --> 01:26:45,288
I'm dating again in here.
1583
01:26:47,666 --> 01:26:50,585
I've only got seven months left,
which is great.
1584
01:26:50,711 --> 01:26:52,295
White liquor's what fucked me up.
1585
01:26:52,421 --> 01:26:53,922
(laughing)
1586
01:26:54,047 --> 01:26:55,757
For fuck's sakes.
Randy!!!
1587
01:26:55,882 --> 01:26:58,385
(echoing)
(barking)
1588
01:27:03,014 --> 01:27:05,642
- I thought I'd miss him,
but I don't.
1589
01:27:05,767 --> 01:27:07,352
I'm also hooking at night again.
1590
01:27:07,477 --> 01:27:08,979
Good choice for me.
1591
01:27:09,688 --> 01:27:11,648
- Well, I guess Lucy got tired
of banging George Green.
1592
01:27:11,773 --> 01:27:13,734
She kicked him out of the trailer,
which is great.
1593
01:27:13,859 --> 01:27:15,986
And I'm spending
a lot more time around Trinity, and...
1594
01:27:16,111 --> 01:27:19,281
things aren't 100% between me and Lucy,
but we'll see how things go.
1595
01:27:19,406 --> 01:27:22,492
(J-Roc): Hey, if Stretch-Arm-Weak's here,
that must mean Julian's out the joint.
1596
01:27:22,617 --> 01:27:24,327
You know what I'm saying?
(Ricky): Hey, Jacob.
1597
01:27:24,828 --> 01:27:28,832
Look at that fuckin' sign.
- Ray Christ!
1598
01:27:28,957 --> 01:27:30,167
- Hey Sarah, how's the pH?
1599
01:27:30,292 --> 01:27:31,752
- It's good.
- Good.
1600
01:27:31,877 --> 01:27:33,670
How'd we do?
- Real good.
1601
01:27:33,795 --> 01:27:35,630
- Holy fuck!
- Cool, boss?
1602
01:27:35,756 --> 01:27:37,424
- Yeah.
- Alright, let's go, babe.
1603
01:27:38,717 --> 01:27:40,886
- Want some soups?
- One can each.
1604
01:27:41,011 --> 01:27:42,012
- Guess who's out, dawg.
1605
01:27:42,429 --> 01:27:44,848
- You're looking at him.
I'm a free man.
1606
01:27:44,973 --> 01:27:48,643
- Judge gave him bail. It was a female judge
and I think she was feeling him.
1607
01:27:48,769 --> 01:27:51,605
- I admit it, I've made
some mistakes in my life.
1608
01:27:52,272 --> 01:27:55,901
And... maybe the piss game
was the biggest mistake of my life
1609
01:27:56,026 --> 01:28:00,280
because not only did it...
fuck me up financially...
1610
01:28:00,906 --> 01:28:02,824
it fucked me up emotionally.
1611
01:28:02,949 --> 01:28:03,992
- For the first time in my life,
1612
01:28:04,826 --> 01:28:06,286
I actually don't feel
like telling the government to fuck off.
1613
01:28:06,411 --> 01:28:08,622
They dropped all the charges,
which is fucking great.
1614
01:28:08,747 --> 01:28:12,167
And they offered me a license to grow
medical marijuana for five fucking years.
1615
01:28:12,292 --> 01:28:15,045
So for the first time in my life,
I am growing fucking weed
1616
01:28:15,170 --> 01:28:16,671
and it's totally legal.
(chuckling)
1617
01:28:17,130 --> 01:28:19,174
Which is the way it should be.
It's the new fucking mellemium.
1618
01:28:19,299 --> 01:28:20,759
(Bubbles): Watch out for Randy!
1619
01:28:20,884 --> 01:28:22,385
Straight back, Ricky, straight back!
1620
01:28:22,511 --> 01:28:25,222
(lively music)
1621
01:28:25,347 --> 01:28:27,724
10 more feet Ricky, 10 more feet!
1622
01:28:27,849 --> 01:28:29,309
Okay, cut her there!
1623
01:28:30,101 --> 01:28:31,478
Cut her, cut her!
1624
01:28:31,603 --> 01:28:32,562
Straight back.
1625
01:28:32,687 --> 01:28:33,897
(Bubbles giggles)
1626
01:28:35,941 --> 01:28:39,361
Brakes, Ricky!
(Bubbles giggles)
1627
01:28:40,779 --> 01:28:41,863
Yes!
1628
01:28:42,948 --> 01:28:45,492
(Bubbles giggles)
1629
01:28:45,617 --> 01:28:47,035
- New crib's dope, Bubbles.
1630
01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:48,286
- Thanks.
- You own all this?
1631
01:28:48,745 --> 01:28:51,164
- It's all mine boys, come on in.
- Sweet, man.
1632
01:28:51,289 --> 01:28:54,042
- Make yourselves at home, boys.
- I'm going to roll a joint.
1633
01:28:54,167 --> 01:28:56,503
- I'm not here to fuck with you guys.
1634
01:28:58,129 --> 01:29:01,883
- What's going on, Randy?
Are you... hooking again?
1635
01:29:02,008 --> 01:29:03,260
- Yeah, I am.
1636
01:29:03,677 --> 01:29:05,512
- You be surprised how many
freaky-ass motherfuckers
1637
01:29:05,637 --> 01:29:07,639
are in to big-gutted hairy bitches.
1638
01:29:07,764 --> 01:29:11,768
- Listen man, I really appreciate
what you did for me, Randy.
1639
01:29:11,893 --> 01:29:13,061
You're alright, bud.
- Thanks, Julian.
1640
01:29:13,478 --> 01:29:15,897
- Alright, alright, alright.
- Thanks a lot.
1641
01:29:16,022 --> 01:29:18,108
(Sarah): Ricky, you got mail.
- What the fuck is that?
1642
01:29:20,318 --> 01:29:21,903
Hey J-Roc, do we got a CDR?
1643
01:29:36,501 --> 01:29:39,629
- Whoa, hey, ahem... Ricky.
1644
01:29:40,589 --> 01:29:43,592
Hey buddy, it's the old man.
1645
01:29:43,717 --> 01:29:45,552
As you can see,
I'm alive and well.
1646
01:29:47,512 --> 01:29:50,599
Living in a dump in Florida,
making liquor...
1647
01:29:52,684 --> 01:29:54,978
In fact, I'm kinda drunk
right now buddy, so...
1648
01:29:55,103 --> 01:29:57,230
gi... give me a second.
1649
01:29:57,355 --> 01:29:59,107
So Rick, listen, I uh...
1650
01:30:00,942 --> 01:30:04,863
I did an insurance scam, buddy...
Life insurance.
1651
01:30:05,780 --> 01:30:07,991
Made $11,000.
1652
01:30:09,451 --> 01:30:13,288
$11,000! I mean, you know how far
that would go in a Florida dump?
1653
01:30:14,039 --> 01:30:15,916
I'm set for life, pal.
1654
01:30:16,041 --> 01:30:18,126
- Fucking genius.
1655
01:30:18,251 --> 01:30:20,128
- Saw you on television, Rick.
1656
01:30:21,463 --> 01:30:22,631
You were fantastic.
1657
01:30:22,756 --> 01:30:24,758
- Thanks, Dad.
1658
01:30:24,883 --> 01:30:27,177
- My family's here, in Sunnyvale.
1659
01:30:27,636 --> 01:30:31,932
This is where I'm meant to be,
with Ricky and Julian and... everybody.
1660
01:30:32,557 --> 01:30:34,100
This is my home.
1661
01:30:34,225 --> 01:30:36,603
I learned a lot of things
on this whole journey.
1662
01:30:37,312 --> 01:30:39,940
One of them's that I gotta gear down
on the liquor.
1663
01:30:40,982 --> 01:30:42,734
And ramp it up on the dope.
1664
01:30:42,859 --> 01:30:44,611
(lively music)
1665
01:33:00,205 --> 01:33:02,248
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1666
01:33:04,542 --> 01:33:06,669
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1667
01:33:06,795 --> 01:33:08,755
♪ Oh I got to have some ♪
1668
01:33:10,048 --> 01:33:12,759
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1669
01:33:14,385 --> 01:33:16,596
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1670
01:33:16,721 --> 01:33:17,680
♪ Oh ♪
1671
01:33:17,806 --> 01:33:19,390
♪ Yes that tastes good ♪
1672
01:33:20,141 --> 01:33:22,435
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1673
01:33:24,562 --> 01:33:26,689
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1674
01:33:26,815 --> 01:33:27,941
♪ Give it to me ♪
1675
01:33:28,483 --> 01:33:30,026
♪Oh
I get to have it ♪
1676
01:33:59,764 --> 01:34:02,350
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1677
01:34:04,102 --> 01:34:06,563
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1678
01:34:06,688 --> 01:34:08,481
♪ I'm gonna take some home yeah ♪
1679
01:34:09,607 --> 01:34:12,402
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1680
01:34:13,778 --> 01:34:16,072
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1681
01:34:16,197 --> 01:34:18,658
♪ Oh tastes good hmm ♪
1682
01:34:19,409 --> 01:34:21,494
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1683
01:34:23,621 --> 01:34:25,748
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1684
01:34:25,874 --> 01:34:27,750
♪ Give me some
Yeah ♪
1685
01:34:27,876 --> 01:34:29,669
♪ I'm gonna take it
Yeah ♪
1686
01:34:31,129 --> 01:34:32,505
♪ You know what I'm gonna do ♪
1687
01:34:33,882 --> 01:34:37,010
♪ I'm gonna put some in the frying pan
and I'm gonna cook it up ♪
1688
01:34:37,552 --> 01:34:40,972
♪ I'm gonna throw it in the pot
I'm gonna pour it up ♪
1689
01:34:41,890 --> 01:34:43,725
♪ I'm gonna take a suck out of that ♪
1690
01:34:44,142 --> 01:34:47,103
♪ I'm gonna throw it on the floor
and I'll pick it up and I'm gonna eat it ♪
1691
01:34:47,228 --> 01:34:50,273
♪ 'Cause it tastes good
and I love baloney son ♪
1692
01:34:50,398 --> 01:34:53,443
♪ I love it I love it I love it ♪
1693
01:34:53,568 --> 01:34:56,112
♪ I got to have it
I got to have it... ♪
1694
01:34:56,237 --> 01:34:58,198
Subtitling: CNST, Montreal