1 00:00:25,046 --> 00:00:26,963 Jesus, Dovi. I just killed a man. 2 00:00:28,088 --> 00:00:31,088 [Dovi] Yeah... First kill is always a hard one. 3 00:00:33,630 --> 00:00:35,671 Why? How many people have you killed? 4 00:00:35,671 --> 00:00:37,921 None, actually. I'm a crook, not a murderer. 5 00:00:38,921 --> 00:00:41,713 But I can imagine. The first time must feel terrible. 6 00:00:42,588 --> 00:00:43,713 [whispers] Fuck. 7 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:46,963 Okay, let's get to work with this-- 8 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,546 Whoa, whoa, Dovi! What the fuck are you doing? 9 00:00:49,713 --> 00:00:51,338 I'm cutting up the body, Justin. 10 00:00:52,005 --> 00:00:54,963 You can't just chop him up right here in your office, Dovi. 11 00:00:55,130 --> 00:00:56,588 I put a drop sheet down. 12 00:00:56,755 --> 00:00:58,921 We gotta call the cops to sort this out. 13 00:00:59,088 --> 00:01:00,796 You shot the guy in the face, boy. 14 00:01:00,796 --> 00:01:03,588 Okay, that's gonna be a really tough one to explain. 15 00:01:03,588 --> 00:01:06,838 It'll be as easy as cutting up a chicken. Eight pieces. No problem. 16 00:01:06,838 --> 00:01:07,921 [Justin shouts] 17 00:01:08,088 --> 00:01:09,880 My name's Justin Diamond. 18 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,671 And you know what gets me up first thing every morning? 19 00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:17,838 Besides for my amazing wife, Natz, and our two gorgeous kids. 20 00:01:18,005 --> 00:01:19,630 Bye, love. Have a beautiful day. 21 00:01:19,630 --> 00:01:22,213 [Justin] It's the Bloom Prime Program. 22 00:01:22,213 --> 00:01:26,130 It's a dynamic behaviour system that rewards you for living a healthy life. 23 00:01:26,130 --> 00:01:28,880 It's simple, the healthier you are, the more points you get. 24 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,296 I know what you're thinking, 25 00:01:30,296 --> 00:01:33,755 "I'm a high-powered businessman. How am I gonna find time to work out?" 26 00:01:33,755 --> 00:01:35,505 Let me tell you a little secret. 27 00:01:35,505 --> 00:01:40,755 All you need is 30,000 points a year to reach Gold Status... That's all. 28 00:01:41,671 --> 00:01:44,338 And once you maintain that, three years in a row, 29 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,421 you reach Diamond Status. 30 00:01:46,588 --> 00:01:47,546 [audience clapping] 31 00:01:47,546 --> 00:01:51,088 And I'm 44 years old. I'm in the best goddamn shape of my life. 32 00:01:52,005 --> 00:01:54,130 - Oops... whoopsie. - [audience] Aww. 33 00:01:54,838 --> 00:01:56,713 Thank you. Thank you for that. 34 00:01:57,380 --> 00:01:59,213 Yep. Family's everything, guys. 35 00:01:59,796 --> 00:02:00,838 Everything. 36 00:02:01,296 --> 00:02:02,171 Where were we? 37 00:02:02,171 --> 00:02:05,046 First things first, you get yourself a smartwatch. 38 00:02:05,046 --> 00:02:09,130 This is a Garmin fenix 7X. It's a beast. But any old smartwatch will do. 39 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,755 Don't ask me how much it is. Just don't even ask me. 40 00:02:11,755 --> 00:02:13,005 It's twenty grand. 41 00:02:13,005 --> 00:02:14,963 And when your watch tells you to move, 42 00:02:14,963 --> 00:02:16,588 you move! 43 00:02:16,588 --> 00:02:18,213 [audience laughing] 44 00:02:18,213 --> 00:02:20,463 You do a star jump, then carry on with work. 45 00:02:20,463 --> 00:02:22,880 Now, you don't have to be super active like me. 46 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:25,630 Just get your heart rate up in between meetings. 47 00:02:25,630 --> 00:02:28,171 - Use the stairs instead of the lift. - [watch chimes] 48 00:02:28,171 --> 00:02:31,713 Do whatever you can, whenever you can. 49 00:02:32,338 --> 00:02:34,130 I'm sure most of you don't know this, 50 00:02:34,130 --> 00:02:36,755 but I had quite a setback earlier this year. 51 00:02:36,755 --> 00:02:38,921 - [Justin gasps] Ow! - Tore my meniscus. 52 00:02:38,921 --> 00:02:41,338 How much longer until I can get out there, Marika? 53 00:02:41,338 --> 00:02:42,671 Losing points by the day. 54 00:02:42,838 --> 00:02:45,713 You'll put pressure on the knee when I say you can. Okay? 55 00:02:45,713 --> 00:02:48,296 [Justin] That is why I'm working as hard as I can 56 00:02:48,296 --> 00:02:51,630 to reach Diamond Status, ten years in a row. 57 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,421 Less people have walked on the moon. 58 00:02:53,421 --> 00:02:57,463 {\an8}But it's not just about the points, it's about changing your life. 59 00:02:57,463 --> 00:03:00,463 It's a badge of honour. The blue tick on Instagram. 60 00:03:00,463 --> 00:03:03,296 That Bentley in the third garage. It's that Gucci handbag. 61 00:03:03,296 --> 00:03:04,796 And it's in everybody's reach! 62 00:03:04,796 --> 00:03:07,046 - Signing up to the Prime Program? - Yes, chef! 63 00:03:07,046 --> 00:03:09,671 [Justin] You just have to grab it! 64 00:03:09,671 --> 00:03:12,380 So, who's ready to change their lives? 65 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:15,630 Who's ready to join this family? 66 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,463 [audience applauding] 67 00:03:20,588 --> 00:03:22,921 [both moaning and groaning] 68 00:03:23,088 --> 00:03:26,671 [Marika] Never stop bouncing me! 69 00:03:26,838 --> 00:03:29,838 [both climax noisily] 70 00:03:32,088 --> 00:03:33,213 [watch chimes] 71 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,755 No, no, no, believe me, 72 00:03:34,755 --> 00:03:37,505 it's my daughter's bat mitzvah, I want you to over-cater. 73 00:03:37,671 --> 00:03:39,546 - [watch chimes] - Yep. 74 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:43,213 - [whispers] My heart rate was up to 185. - Wow! 75 00:03:43,630 --> 00:03:45,796 - That's a clean 300 points. - That's so good. 76 00:03:45,963 --> 00:03:47,963 All right. Thanks, Merle. Okay, bye now. 77 00:03:48,921 --> 00:03:52,296 - So, it sounds like a big party, hey? - Oof, it is. 78 00:03:52,296 --> 00:03:55,296 I had to put down 200k deposit for the catering alone. 79 00:03:56,463 --> 00:04:01,546 Well, maybe when it's all over and you're a little bit less stressed, 80 00:04:01,546 --> 00:04:05,296 we can shoot to my parents' house for the weekend, you know? 81 00:04:05,296 --> 00:04:08,130 Just chill a bit. It's, like, just in Hermanus. 82 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,838 And they're so excited to meet you. 83 00:04:12,546 --> 00:04:13,796 Marika... 84 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,671 Are you talking to people about us? 85 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,005 No? 86 00:04:19,005 --> 00:04:20,338 Oh, my God. 87 00:04:20,505 --> 00:04:22,088 No! No. 88 00:04:22,088 --> 00:04:24,880 Like, you know, just, um... 89 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,588 like my parents, and, you know, some close friends, 90 00:04:28,588 --> 00:04:30,838 and Kim, but I'm not talking to her anymore-- 91 00:04:31,005 --> 00:04:32,463 Are you fucking insane? 92 00:04:32,463 --> 00:04:33,796 Why? 93 00:04:33,796 --> 00:04:35,171 Okay... 94 00:04:35,921 --> 00:04:37,296 Okay, okay, okay... 95 00:04:37,296 --> 00:04:40,588 I think we need to end whatever this is, right now. 96 00:04:40,588 --> 00:04:43,671 Okay? It was only supposed to be a bit of fun. And it was fun. 97 00:04:43,671 --> 00:04:44,796 But-- 98 00:04:44,796 --> 00:04:45,755 [whispers] Fuck. 99 00:04:45,755 --> 00:04:47,880 But I thought we were, like, an item? 100 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:48,921 I'm sorry... 101 00:04:49,671 --> 00:04:51,213 You okay? Okay. 102 00:04:51,796 --> 00:04:53,505 Okay... Bye, now. 103 00:04:54,755 --> 00:04:57,755 - [Justin] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! - [door opens, door closes] 104 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:02,421 - [upbeat music playing] - [children laughing] 105 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,005 This is so lame. 106 00:05:07,671 --> 00:05:10,880 We stand here and we greet the guests, Rya. It's good manners. 107 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,713 Ezra, off the iPad, please, boy. 108 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,130 Ezzie, please, Daddy said off the iPad, now. 109 00:05:15,630 --> 00:05:18,588 Oh, my God. I hope I look okay. Is this outfit trying too hard? 110 00:05:18,755 --> 00:05:21,088 Oh, babes, come on. You look like a million bucks. 111 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:24,963 Nobody's gonna show up. They're all going to Zara's bat mitzvah instead of mine. 112 00:05:24,963 --> 00:05:28,380 Zara's mother should know better than to clash with Team Diamond. 113 00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:30,671 Oh, my God, Mom, stop saying "Team Diamond". 114 00:05:30,671 --> 00:05:33,838 - It's so lame. - I'm sure they'll come to both, sweetie. 115 00:05:33,838 --> 00:05:37,421 Mazel tov, guys. Oh, you look so stunning. 116 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:38,546 [Natalie] So do you. 117 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:39,880 - Mazel tov. - Thanks, Steve. 118 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,046 Oh, my God. Did you hear what happened to the Solomons last night? 119 00:05:43,046 --> 00:05:44,505 What happened? 120 00:05:45,171 --> 00:05:49,838 That Blue Beanie gang? The one that's literally been terrorising Fresnaye... 121 00:05:50,588 --> 00:05:53,046 - cleaned them out. - Oh, my God. Are they okay? 122 00:05:53,046 --> 00:05:54,796 They're in Plett, thank God. 123 00:05:54,796 --> 00:05:59,588 But, they took everything. Krugerrands, jewellery, Shirley's designer handbags. 124 00:05:59,588 --> 00:06:01,421 That is so terrible. 125 00:06:01,421 --> 00:06:03,838 [gasps] Thank God you're here. 126 00:06:05,213 --> 00:06:06,671 Rya, where are you going? 127 00:06:08,296 --> 00:06:09,755 Ezra? Oh, my God. 128 00:06:10,463 --> 00:06:11,588 Thanks for coming, guys. 129 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:13,880 Grab Merle's devilled eggs while you still can. 130 00:06:14,046 --> 00:06:15,880 There's my boy. 131 00:06:16,046 --> 00:06:17,796 - [surprised] Hi, Ma. - [Hazel] Hmm. 132 00:06:18,296 --> 00:06:21,171 Hi, Hazel. You look so stunning. 133 00:06:21,171 --> 00:06:23,130 Thanks, Natz. I got it at Martine's. 134 00:06:23,296 --> 00:06:26,713 Thought you'd message when you ready? I didn't know you knew how to uber. 135 00:06:26,713 --> 00:06:28,338 Your brother picked me up. 136 00:06:30,421 --> 00:06:32,755 Ma, don't tell me you brought Dovi. 137 00:06:35,588 --> 00:06:36,671 Jus... 138 00:06:37,338 --> 00:06:38,671 Mazels, my boy. Hey? 139 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,505 - Natz. - Hi, Dovi. 140 00:06:42,505 --> 00:06:43,880 [Dovi] How are you? 141 00:06:45,380 --> 00:06:47,505 So, what, you just decided to show up? 142 00:06:47,671 --> 00:06:52,088 I told him to come. He's your brother. And today is a special day. 143 00:06:52,255 --> 00:06:55,338 Yeah, my invite must have got lost in the mail, hey? 144 00:06:55,963 --> 00:06:59,088 But there's no ways I would miss this milestone. Never. 145 00:06:59,546 --> 00:07:01,671 - Natz, you look stunning. - Thanks, Dovi. 146 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,046 Did you hear about the Blue Beanie gang? 147 00:07:04,630 --> 00:07:06,255 Listen to your wife, boy. 148 00:07:06,255 --> 00:07:08,755 She hears about a crime, she thinks I'm an expert. 149 00:07:08,755 --> 00:07:11,296 Listen, Natz, chas ve-chalila they should come here, 150 00:07:11,296 --> 00:07:14,088 but they're small-time criminals. Nothing to worry about. 151 00:07:14,088 --> 00:07:16,296 - Okay. - [Dovi] Where's the bat mitzvah girl? 152 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:17,755 Ah! 153 00:07:17,755 --> 00:07:19,046 [whispers] Oh, my God. 154 00:07:19,296 --> 00:07:20,421 Mom... 155 00:07:20,421 --> 00:07:22,880 What were you thinking bringing Dovi here, Ma? 156 00:07:23,046 --> 00:07:26,713 He is your brother and it is disgusting that you didn't invite him. 157 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:30,171 Believe you me, life is too short for faribels. 158 00:07:30,338 --> 00:07:33,255 I'm not faribeled. He's a crook. I have a reputation. 159 00:07:33,421 --> 00:07:34,505 [Rya squeals] 160 00:07:35,171 --> 00:07:37,796 - A diamond necklace. - Enjoy it, my girl. 161 00:07:37,963 --> 00:07:39,838 - Thank you, Uncle Dovi. - [Dovi chuckles] 162 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:53,838 Oh! Rabbi Horowitz. 163 00:07:53,838 --> 00:07:58,713 - Lovely to see you. - Dovi, what a wonderful surprise. 164 00:07:58,713 --> 00:08:01,338 You know, I've been thinking about signing up to shul. 165 00:08:01,338 --> 00:08:03,713 I haven't been a member since my old man took us. 166 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:07,213 Well, your father was an absolute mensch. 167 00:08:07,213 --> 00:08:09,171 A real pillar of the community. 168 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:13,505 Unfortunately, there's rather a long waiting list at the moment, 169 00:08:13,505 --> 00:08:16,963 you know, what with Rosh Hashanah and everything coming up. 170 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,713 - Is that right, hey? - Everything all right here, Rabbi? 171 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:23,213 Yes, Justin. I was just, uh, getting set up for the ceremony. 172 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:24,838 Great idea. Great, this way. 173 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:28,421 Dovi, just don't talk to the rabbi. 174 00:08:28,588 --> 00:08:30,880 That gambling degenerate? He knows I'm onto him. 175 00:08:31,046 --> 00:08:33,755 Gambling degenerate? The head of the Sea Point community. 176 00:08:33,755 --> 00:08:36,130 Doesn't mean he's not at the bookies once a week. 177 00:08:36,130 --> 00:08:38,796 I've seen him there, boet. He wears a cap, what a doos. 178 00:08:38,796 --> 00:08:40,880 Recognise that scraggly beard miles away. 179 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,005 Okay, Dovi. Listen... 180 00:08:42,005 --> 00:08:45,588 I know we haven't seen each other in a while, but I really would love it 181 00:08:45,588 --> 00:08:47,546 if you just kept a low profile today. 182 00:08:47,546 --> 00:08:49,588 What? Embarrassed by your big brother? 183 00:08:50,505 --> 00:08:52,338 I just really need things to go well. 184 00:08:52,338 --> 00:08:55,088 Okay. Nobody's causing a scene, boy. 185 00:08:56,421 --> 00:08:57,713 Noogie! 186 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:00,338 Jeez, man. What the hell, dude? 187 00:09:01,130 --> 00:09:02,921 I was just having some fun, man. 188 00:09:05,046 --> 00:09:05,963 Justin... 189 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:08,380 your mother is decimating my buffet table. 190 00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:13,171 Justin! I didn't know that Dovi Diamond was a relation? 191 00:09:13,338 --> 00:09:14,671 Oh, he's not. 192 00:09:14,671 --> 00:09:16,630 - Ma, Ma, Ma. What are you doing? - Yes? 193 00:09:16,796 --> 00:09:19,671 You know how your father loves his cheesecake. 194 00:09:19,838 --> 00:09:21,630 Okay, okay, Ma. Sorry. 195 00:09:21,630 --> 00:09:24,838 Dad's been dead... twenty-five years. It's 2024. 196 00:09:25,421 --> 00:09:26,546 Yeah. 197 00:09:26,546 --> 00:09:28,088 Michelle! 198 00:09:28,088 --> 00:09:30,255 Please help my mom to the kitchen. Thank you. 199 00:09:30,421 --> 00:09:32,963 - Come, Auntie Haze. Come on. - Thank you. There you go. 200 00:09:33,130 --> 00:09:34,838 - Oh, and, uh... pills. - [Hazel] Okay. 201 00:09:35,046 --> 00:09:38,921 - [Shelly] Come. Let's go inside, come on. - [Hazel] But I want another Tupperware. 202 00:09:38,921 --> 00:09:42,380 Mazels for Rya. Everything looks stunning. 203 00:09:42,546 --> 00:09:43,796 Thanks. 204 00:09:44,421 --> 00:09:47,421 But I mean, have you... have you had something done? 205 00:09:49,296 --> 00:09:52,921 Did you like-- Have you lost weight? I mean, what is happening? 206 00:09:53,380 --> 00:09:57,213 I do have something new I'm doing, but if you want to know more... 207 00:09:57,963 --> 00:09:59,380 let's meet for a coffee. 208 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:01,213 Okay? Is it like... 209 00:10:02,671 --> 00:10:03,796 [whispers] Come over. 210 00:10:08,588 --> 00:10:09,963 Hey! 211 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:14,921 Rabbi Horowitz, family, friends. 212 00:10:14,921 --> 00:10:16,213 What a simcha! 213 00:10:16,213 --> 00:10:18,088 Hey? Am I right? 214 00:10:19,213 --> 00:10:23,005 I'd also like to give a warm welcome, all the way from Durban, 215 00:10:23,005 --> 00:10:25,130 - the Singh family. - [guests clapping] 216 00:10:25,130 --> 00:10:26,963 [Justin] Wonderful to have you! 217 00:10:26,963 --> 00:10:31,213 Nobody let them leave before I sign them to the Prime Program, okay? 218 00:10:32,838 --> 00:10:35,005 I'd also like to thank my beautiful wife, Natz. 219 00:10:35,005 --> 00:10:37,505 All the organising and the attention to detail. 220 00:10:37,505 --> 00:10:38,838 It's absolutely stunning. 221 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,588 You know, you're the backbone of this family. 222 00:10:42,171 --> 00:10:44,296 Team Diamond would be lost without you. 223 00:10:46,088 --> 00:10:47,421 I'd be lost without you. 224 00:10:47,421 --> 00:10:48,380 [guests] Aww. 225 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:50,338 - I love you. - [Justin emotional chuckle] 226 00:10:52,588 --> 00:10:57,005 But, anyway, um, what can I say about beautiful Rya? 227 00:10:57,630 --> 00:11:00,171 You know, I, uh... 228 00:11:03,338 --> 00:11:04,671 Um... 229 00:11:04,671 --> 00:11:06,921 [tense music plays] 230 00:11:07,755 --> 00:11:08,921 [Justin] Um... 231 00:11:19,255 --> 00:11:20,671 [Justin nervously] Uh... 232 00:11:22,255 --> 00:11:24,130 [stammers] I... I would like to play 233 00:11:24,130 --> 00:11:27,421 um, a video presentation for everyone that we've prepared for today. 234 00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:28,630 This is so embarrassing. 235 00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:31,255 - Why's he playing it now? - I have absolutely no idea. 236 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,838 [stammers] Roll the-- Roll video, please, roll... 237 00:11:36,421 --> 00:11:37,671 Babe, what's happening? 238 00:11:37,838 --> 00:11:40,421 Oh, no. Quick bathroom break. It'll warm up the crowd. 239 00:11:40,588 --> 00:11:41,713 Oh, okay. 240 00:11:46,046 --> 00:11:49,421 - Hey! Oh, my God. This is so nice. Ah! - [Justin mumbles] Why you here? 241 00:11:49,838 --> 00:11:54,713 - [guests murmur] Aww... - [party planner] Oh, sweet. Is that Rya? 242 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:56,838 That's the hat I got in Italy. 243 00:11:57,005 --> 00:11:59,838 - It's beautiful. It's so lovely. - I know. It's very special. 244 00:12:00,588 --> 00:12:03,088 [Marika] Ow, ow, ow... 245 00:12:04,296 --> 00:12:06,046 [gasps] Wow. 246 00:12:06,546 --> 00:12:08,213 Oh, I love your house. 247 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:09,671 - Marika? - [softly] What? 248 00:12:09,838 --> 00:12:11,463 What the fuck are you doing here? 249 00:12:12,921 --> 00:12:16,921 Look, Justin, you can't just fuck me and then throw me out like trash, okay? 250 00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:20,796 Like, my parents were so excited to meet you. 251 00:12:20,963 --> 00:12:23,755 Marika, we were having an affair, okay? 252 00:12:23,755 --> 00:12:27,255 It's supposed to be kept a secret, as in you don't tell anybody about it. 253 00:12:27,421 --> 00:12:28,921 You want me to keep it a secret? 254 00:12:28,921 --> 00:12:29,838 Yes! 255 00:12:29,838 --> 00:12:31,630 Well, I don't know, hey, Justin. 256 00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:33,505 I'm like an open book. 257 00:12:33,505 --> 00:12:35,630 - I wear my heart on my sleeves. - [shushes] 258 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,713 Keeping a secret isn't that easy for me. 259 00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,796 Okay. Well, can you try? 260 00:12:40,713 --> 00:12:41,713 Yes. 261 00:12:42,546 --> 00:12:43,838 But it's gonna cost you. 262 00:12:44,421 --> 00:12:47,588 Okay, Marika, think very carefully about what you're saying. 263 00:12:47,755 --> 00:12:50,421 I have thought carefully about what I'm saying, Justin. 264 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:53,338 And for me to keep quiet it is going to cost you, 265 00:12:53,338 --> 00:12:55,130 a hundred million rand. 266 00:12:56,255 --> 00:12:57,755 A million rand. 267 00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,546 Come on. I mean, that's... that's ridiculous. 268 00:13:02,546 --> 00:13:04,421 Well, that's what I want, Justin. 269 00:13:05,546 --> 00:13:09,130 And if I can't have you, then I want a million rand. 270 00:13:09,296 --> 00:13:11,588 The bat mitzvah's cleaned me out of my cash flow. 271 00:13:11,588 --> 00:13:13,671 I don't have that money just lying around. 272 00:13:13,671 --> 00:13:15,838 I'm sure you'll make a plan. Okay? 273 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,213 [exhales shakily] 274 00:13:18,213 --> 00:13:21,796 [upbeat music playing] 275 00:13:25,255 --> 00:13:28,296 - [Natalie] Aww. - Such a beautiful family. 276 00:13:29,296 --> 00:13:30,296 What happened, babe? 277 00:13:30,463 --> 00:13:33,046 Oh, nothing. Just had to deal with something that was-- 278 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,796 - It's all good now. - Okay. 279 00:13:35,796 --> 00:13:40,421 ♪ My world's all diamonds ♪ ♪ When I'm with you ♪ 280 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:48,046 [Shalom Aleichem playing] 281 00:14:13,255 --> 00:14:15,963 [garage door opens] 282 00:14:20,296 --> 00:14:22,963 [Rya] I've been tagged in, like, a million pictures. 283 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,630 Oh, my God, my batti was so much fun. 284 00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:27,171 Please, can we do it all again? 285 00:14:27,671 --> 00:14:29,171 Yeah, I wish, sweetie. 286 00:14:30,171 --> 00:14:33,421 Rya, you can't wear your diamond necklace to school. 287 00:14:33,588 --> 00:14:35,505 But, Uncle Dovi gave it to me. 288 00:14:35,505 --> 00:14:38,046 Well, Uncle Dovi doesn't set a good example. 289 00:14:38,213 --> 00:14:40,505 But he's so much fun. He sends me the best memes. 290 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,505 Look. 291 00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:44,630 - Are you guys texting? - My God, DM'ing. 292 00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:47,713 Rya, I don't want you talking to Uncle Dovi. Okay? 293 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,296 He's a bad egg. 294 00:14:49,296 --> 00:14:51,338 You know he's a criminal? He went to jail. 295 00:14:51,505 --> 00:14:53,380 What did he go to jail for? 296 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:54,463 [tyres screeching] 297 00:14:54,463 --> 00:14:59,213 - [crashing sound] - [sirens wailing] 298 00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:01,796 Doesn't matter. 299 00:15:01,796 --> 00:15:03,005 Badass. 300 00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:05,796 It's not badass. It's just... bad. 301 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:08,546 [phone vibrating] 302 00:15:09,755 --> 00:15:12,463 You could've destroyed everything by showing up yesterday. 303 00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:14,255 [Marika] I want the money, Justin. 304 00:15:14,421 --> 00:15:16,755 Marika... Look, I know you're upset, 305 00:15:16,755 --> 00:15:20,005 but if you think I'm gonna pay you a million rand, you're insane. 306 00:15:20,171 --> 00:15:23,755 [Marika] Well, I am insane, Justin. If you don't pay me by midday on Friday, 307 00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:26,713 I'm gonna go over to your house and tell Natalie everything. 308 00:15:27,296 --> 00:15:31,255 - You don't mean that. - Try me. Send me the POP once it's done. 309 00:15:31,421 --> 00:15:33,880 - [Rya] Dad, come on. - Yep, yep. 310 00:15:35,463 --> 00:15:38,755 [Amy] Seriously, Natz, those flowers were something else. 311 00:15:38,755 --> 00:15:42,546 Hey? Heike is incredible. I mean, you must see her setup. 312 00:15:42,546 --> 00:15:44,963 She was literally there from three in the morning. 313 00:15:44,963 --> 00:15:46,213 I wish I had a girl. 314 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:49,005 I have to decorate Dylan's birthday with superheroes. 315 00:15:49,005 --> 00:15:51,338 - Yeah, it's the worst. - Mm. 316 00:15:51,963 --> 00:15:55,088 But seriously, babe, you are glowing like a lamp. 317 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,963 What is happening? Are you doing, like... 318 00:15:58,838 --> 00:16:00,796 - mushroom journeys? - [soft scoff] 319 00:16:00,963 --> 00:16:03,255 [gasps] Oh, my God. 320 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,546 - Do not tell me you are pregnant. - Oh, God. No. 321 00:16:05,546 --> 00:16:08,421 Going through that hell twice was more than enough for me. 322 00:16:09,796 --> 00:16:11,713 [piano music plays] 323 00:16:12,463 --> 00:16:14,671 It's a bit of a difficult thing to explain. 324 00:16:15,421 --> 00:16:19,505 [Amy] Okay, no peeking. It's almost ready. 325 00:16:19,671 --> 00:16:22,505 I literally cannot imagine what you're about to show me. 326 00:16:22,921 --> 00:16:25,546 [Amy] Okay... Open. 327 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:29,796 Natz, meet Mauro, my silicone boyfriend. 328 00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:32,255 Okay, what is happening right now? 329 00:16:32,421 --> 00:16:35,838 Okay, it's perfectly customisable to your every need. 330 00:16:35,838 --> 00:16:37,296 It is... 331 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,463 your ultimate fantasy man. 332 00:16:40,005 --> 00:16:42,505 Jesus, Amy! What the fuck? 333 00:16:42,505 --> 00:16:44,296 Are you having sex with this thing? 334 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:45,880 [Amy] Yes! 335 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,213 - What about Jake? - Well, what about Jake? 336 00:16:48,213 --> 00:16:49,588 This isn't about Jake. 337 00:16:49,588 --> 00:16:52,005 Okay, well-- Okay, maybe it is. 338 00:16:52,005 --> 00:16:54,380 Because, you know, he travels all the time. 339 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:57,171 Oh, no. I'm sorry. But, um-- Okay. You know what? 340 00:16:57,171 --> 00:16:59,505 I love you, but this is just not my thing, okay? 341 00:16:59,671 --> 00:17:02,963 [scoffs] Don't be such a prude, Natz. Don't you get it? 342 00:17:02,963 --> 00:17:05,963 This is about having your own personal, guilt-free experience. 343 00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:08,963 But it's like a weird, scary doll. What the fuck? 344 00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:12,296 You saying you've never closed your eyes and imagined someone else? 345 00:17:12,296 --> 00:17:15,463 - No! I have not. - So, you don't have a fantasy crush? 346 00:17:15,463 --> 00:17:16,838 Someone you'd love to fuck? 347 00:17:17,421 --> 00:17:20,421 Okay. Firstly, Justin and I don't fuck... 348 00:17:20,963 --> 00:17:21,963 We make love. 349 00:17:21,963 --> 00:17:24,380 And he is my fantasy crush, I'm very lucky. 350 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:27,713 And I can literally initiate sex just by wearing a towel. 351 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,713 Sounds amazing. 352 00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:29,838 I mean... 353 00:17:29,838 --> 00:17:31,713 is that supposed to be John Bon Jovi? 354 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:35,296 - Is that your celebrity crush? - [Amy] Just check out the website. 355 00:17:36,046 --> 00:17:37,796 [Amy] Perfectly normal. No shame. 356 00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:00,005 - [watch chimes] - [exhales relieved] 357 00:18:02,088 --> 00:18:03,713 [ominous sound plays] 358 00:18:04,296 --> 00:18:06,046 You missed your deadline, Justin. 359 00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:09,588 - [Justin gulps] - [tense music plays] 360 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,213 [tense music builds] 361 00:18:11,213 --> 00:18:12,880 [gasps] 362 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:15,796 [relieved sigh] 363 00:18:15,963 --> 00:18:17,463 [Natalie whispers] Are you okay? 364 00:18:18,671 --> 00:18:19,755 Yeah. 365 00:18:23,296 --> 00:18:24,546 [exhales] 366 00:18:24,546 --> 00:18:27,046 A million rand. Cash? 367 00:18:27,630 --> 00:18:30,838 The seller said he'll only accept a deposit in cash. So, um... 368 00:18:31,005 --> 00:18:33,921 Justin, you're still in arrears on your current property. 369 00:18:33,921 --> 00:18:37,005 I strongly advise against purchasing another one at this time. 370 00:18:37,171 --> 00:18:40,921 Yeah. And... and I get that. It's just, you see, in my line of work, 371 00:18:40,921 --> 00:18:43,296 it's about presenting a certain type of image. 372 00:18:43,963 --> 00:18:46,296 Now, I told the client I have a house in Plett, 373 00:18:46,296 --> 00:18:49,630 it's only a matter of time before he calls me on that. See? 374 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:51,255 What does Natalie say about this? 375 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,296 Well, nothing. She doesn't need to know. 376 00:18:54,296 --> 00:18:57,171 We'll be back in the green in no time. Come on, Hylton. 377 00:19:01,421 --> 00:19:02,963 Can't you sell the Porsche? 378 00:19:05,671 --> 00:19:08,005 Yeah, that's, um... that's a rental. 379 00:19:08,171 --> 00:19:10,546 [Hilton tuts] Forgot that we did that. 380 00:19:11,671 --> 00:19:12,838 [sighs] Well... 381 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:17,588 There's about 920k in the kids' unit trust, 382 00:19:17,588 --> 00:19:20,005 but I strongly advise against touching that. 383 00:19:20,963 --> 00:19:23,255 Yeah, I mean... I wouldn't even consider that. 384 00:19:24,046 --> 00:19:25,005 [scoffs] 385 00:19:25,005 --> 00:19:27,588 [money whirring] 386 00:19:27,588 --> 00:19:32,171 [playful, upbeat music playing] 387 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,338 [zipper closes] 388 00:19:36,755 --> 00:19:38,880 I want to make this absolutely clear, okay? 389 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,838 Once I give you the money, it's over between us. 390 00:19:41,838 --> 00:19:42,921 - [Marika] Mm. - Okay? 391 00:19:43,088 --> 00:19:46,463 I mean, you see me in the street, you walk in another direction. 392 00:19:46,463 --> 00:19:49,421 Someone says my name, I mean, you don't even know who I am. 393 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,213 [Marika] Finally. I am starved. 394 00:19:51,213 --> 00:19:54,796 Okay. Can I please have the chicken burger. 395 00:19:54,796 --> 00:19:58,463 And then your sides, would you say potato wedges or skinny fries? 396 00:19:58,630 --> 00:19:59,963 - Skinny fries. - Are you sure? 397 00:20:00,171 --> 00:20:03,588 Because I like them soft on the inside and then crispy on the outside. 398 00:20:03,588 --> 00:20:05,671 - [waiter] They're sensational. - Okay. Yay. 399 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:09,921 Okay, so then the skinny fries and then can I also have a rock shandy, please. 400 00:20:09,921 --> 00:20:12,088 With ice. What are you gonna have, babe? 401 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,505 Nothing. 402 00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,130 Ugh, boring! [chortles] 403 00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:19,421 Okay, well, that's all for now. Thank you. 404 00:20:20,421 --> 00:20:22,838 - [giggles] - Marika, did you hear what I was saying? 405 00:20:22,838 --> 00:20:26,880 No, sorry. But you know what, you can say it again, I'm listening now. 406 00:20:28,338 --> 00:20:32,255 I want you to understand that we're never gonna see each other again after this. 407 00:20:32,921 --> 00:20:34,005 Do you get it? 408 00:20:35,588 --> 00:20:37,546 Justin, I need to tell you something. 409 00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:41,588 I'm pregnant. 410 00:20:43,046 --> 00:20:45,046 [soft rhythmic heartbeat] 411 00:20:45,213 --> 00:20:46,505 Kidding! 412 00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:51,130 Ah, shame, you should see your face. 413 00:20:51,796 --> 00:20:55,588 Oh, no, I could never. I mean, I could, you know, one day. 414 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:59,755 Actually, I'm very maternal. I could be a great mother. I would be a great mother. 415 00:20:59,755 --> 00:21:01,880 Like, I just have that instinct, you know? 416 00:21:02,046 --> 00:21:03,796 I think I need to go to the bathroom. 417 00:21:08,046 --> 00:21:09,005 Fuck... 418 00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:11,213 Maybe I should have ordered the wedges. 419 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,171 [exhales heavily] 420 00:21:27,338 --> 00:21:29,880 - [Hazel] They went away for the weekend, - [Dovi] Mm? 421 00:21:30,046 --> 00:21:33,796 [Hazel] and this Blue Beanie gang cleared them out. Took everything! 422 00:21:33,963 --> 00:21:34,963 That's terrible, Ma. 423 00:21:34,963 --> 00:21:38,171 And Mark and Michelle are leaving for Mauritius next week, 424 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:40,921 and they're terrified to leave their house empty. 425 00:21:41,505 --> 00:21:42,588 Yeah. Rightly so. 426 00:21:44,088 --> 00:21:45,296 Where do they live again? 427 00:21:45,463 --> 00:21:49,005 Avenue La Croix, right at the top, in that horrible yellow house. 428 00:21:49,588 --> 00:21:52,046 Oh, yeah. A shame about the colour, hey? 429 00:21:52,213 --> 00:21:53,546 Justin! 430 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:55,505 I thought you'd forgotten where I live. 431 00:21:55,505 --> 00:21:56,921 I visit you once a week, Ma. 432 00:21:56,921 --> 00:21:59,171 Beautiful ceremony the other day, my boy. 433 00:22:00,171 --> 00:22:01,463 Glad I could be there. 434 00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:02,671 [Hazel] What ceremony? 435 00:22:04,963 --> 00:22:06,046 Rya's bat mitzvah, Ma. 436 00:22:07,505 --> 00:22:08,838 Oh, yes. 437 00:22:08,838 --> 00:22:11,130 [stammers] It was-- It was really lovely. 438 00:22:12,421 --> 00:22:14,380 I actually just wanted to chat to Dovi. 439 00:22:14,546 --> 00:22:16,130 Huh? What did I do now? 440 00:22:16,296 --> 00:22:18,463 It's business. Won't take a couple of minutes. 441 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,713 Yoh... Got yourself in a bit of a pickle there, boy. 442 00:22:22,588 --> 00:22:24,505 I'm not here for your judgment, Dovi. 443 00:22:25,421 --> 00:22:28,130 - I'm here for your help. - Just give the chick the one bar? 444 00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:29,755 I offered her the one bar. 445 00:22:29,755 --> 00:22:32,588 She ordered a chicken burger and pretended we're on a date. 446 00:22:32,588 --> 00:22:34,213 She's batshit crazy, Dovi. 447 00:22:35,463 --> 00:22:37,505 It's gonna take more than money to stop her. 448 00:22:38,546 --> 00:22:42,046 Justin, if you're asking me what I think you're asking me... 449 00:22:42,546 --> 00:22:43,588 Don't ask me. 450 00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:46,755 Jesus, Dovi. I'm not asking you to do that. 451 00:22:47,338 --> 00:22:48,380 I just, you know, I-- 452 00:22:49,338 --> 00:22:51,463 I want you to, like, go over to her house, 453 00:22:51,463 --> 00:22:54,088 and, and... and like... like, scare her. 454 00:22:54,088 --> 00:22:55,088 You know? 455 00:22:55,088 --> 00:22:56,838 I don't know. Give her a fright. 456 00:22:57,421 --> 00:23:00,005 Let her know she better stay away from me and my fam-- 457 00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:01,463 [woman] Justin! 458 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,213 [both] Hi, Mrs Slezinger. 459 00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:06,630 [gasps] You look just like your father. 460 00:23:06,630 --> 00:23:10,130 Oh, man! He was such a man, hey? 461 00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:13,046 I promise you, he shtupped me like Seabiscuit. 462 00:23:13,046 --> 00:23:14,005 Bam! 463 00:23:14,005 --> 00:23:16,880 [Mrs Slezinger chortles] 464 00:23:19,588 --> 00:23:21,338 That chick's off her rocker, boy. 465 00:23:21,921 --> 00:23:23,213 [Dovi clears throat] 466 00:23:23,796 --> 00:23:27,005 I don't hear from you for months. You don't phone me on my birthday. 467 00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:29,671 Fucking hell, you don't invite me to Rya's bat mitzvah. 468 00:23:29,838 --> 00:23:32,838 - I didn't think you'd wanna come. - I'm her uncle, for God sakes. 469 00:23:34,088 --> 00:23:35,463 [sighs] Yeah. 470 00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:38,630 You know, Just, I get it. Okay? The golden boy, the black sheep. 471 00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:40,796 But at the end of the day we're still family. 472 00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:42,213 And family... 473 00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:43,671 family is everything. 474 00:23:43,671 --> 00:23:44,921 Yeah. 475 00:23:46,421 --> 00:23:48,088 If I do this for you, Justin, 476 00:23:48,088 --> 00:23:50,088 this shakedown... 477 00:23:50,921 --> 00:23:54,046 I want you to make more time for me in your life. 478 00:23:54,046 --> 00:23:56,296 I want you to invite me to the kids' birthdays. 479 00:23:56,296 --> 00:23:59,463 - Have me over for Shabbat, for God sakes. - Absolutely! Absolutely. 480 00:23:59,630 --> 00:24:04,546 Also, if I do this, you need to realise that you're stepping into a world 481 00:24:04,546 --> 00:24:07,130 that's very different from the one you know, my boy. 482 00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:11,713 Okay? My world, nobody gives a shit about Diamond Points or Prime Status. 483 00:24:12,963 --> 00:24:14,421 Okay, but... 484 00:24:14,421 --> 00:24:16,380 I thought we were just gonna scare her? 485 00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:19,088 Are you sure you wanna do this? 486 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:24,755 This is her address. 487 00:24:27,963 --> 00:24:33,630 [upbeat opera music playing] 488 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:42,255 [opera music builds] 489 00:24:42,255 --> 00:24:43,963 [vault lock opens] 490 00:24:51,463 --> 00:24:53,338 - What the fuck? - [music halts abruptly] 491 00:24:53,338 --> 00:24:54,630 Traveller's cheques? 492 00:24:54,630 --> 00:24:56,713 Who still uses fucking traveller's cheques? 493 00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:00,046 Is this a 3310? Do they even make these anymore? 494 00:25:00,713 --> 00:25:02,755 I thought they were supposed to be loaded? 495 00:25:02,755 --> 00:25:04,630 [calling] Aren't these people loaded? 496 00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:05,880 [breathing shakily] 497 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,921 [phone vibrating] 498 00:25:12,171 --> 00:25:13,296 Howzit, boss? 499 00:25:13,296 --> 00:25:14,338 How's the job going? 500 00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:16,380 We just got into the safe, it's not great. 501 00:25:16,546 --> 00:25:19,005 It's just full of '90s stuff, it looks like a museum. 502 00:25:19,005 --> 00:25:21,338 I thought there were supposed to be Krugerrands. 503 00:25:21,505 --> 00:25:23,838 The Lipmans are loaded. You found the dummy safe. 504 00:25:24,046 --> 00:25:27,296 - [Mikey] Fucking dummy safes. - Yoh, blast from the past. 505 00:25:27,296 --> 00:25:29,296 [Dovi] My mom said they're away all week. 506 00:25:29,296 --> 00:25:32,963 So if you need a little more time to find the other safe, then fucking do it. 507 00:25:32,963 --> 00:25:35,588 Doesn't your mom have dementia? Can we even trust her? 508 00:25:35,755 --> 00:25:39,546 Don't go there, Mikey. It's still early stages but she's extremely fucking lucid. 509 00:25:41,630 --> 00:25:42,838 Hi... 510 00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:48,338 Listen, I've got another job for you boys. 511 00:25:54,338 --> 00:25:55,296 [message alert] 512 00:26:01,546 --> 00:26:03,671 [tense music plays] 513 00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:08,130 - [Marika] Never stop bouncing me! - [Justin groans, climaxes] 514 00:26:08,296 --> 00:26:09,421 [Natalie] What's that? 515 00:26:09,588 --> 00:26:10,671 What? 516 00:26:10,838 --> 00:26:11,671 Oh, it's-- 517 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:12,713 Stupid ad. 518 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:16,838 Babe... 519 00:26:17,588 --> 00:26:19,963 I just, um, I've got some work I've gotta get done. 520 00:26:20,963 --> 00:26:22,171 [lightly] Oh, yeah. 521 00:26:22,171 --> 00:26:23,213 Cool. 522 00:26:24,046 --> 00:26:25,588 I was just, um... 523 00:26:26,171 --> 00:26:27,338 Going to bed. 524 00:26:27,838 --> 00:26:29,713 Night. 525 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:37,963 [sighs] 526 00:26:39,630 --> 00:26:43,296 - [video sound starts again] - [Marika] Never stop bouncing me! 527 00:26:43,296 --> 00:26:48,671 [Jack Parow "Fok Fokkity Fok" (feat. Dirt Nasty) playing] 528 00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:56,671 [muffled] Have you ever killed a chick before? 529 00:26:56,838 --> 00:26:58,088 Sorry? What? 530 00:26:58,088 --> 00:26:59,963 Have you ever killed a chick before? 531 00:26:59,963 --> 00:27:01,963 Nobody's getting killed, Mikey. 532 00:27:01,963 --> 00:27:05,880 Didn't you hear what the boss said? We are intimidating her. 533 00:27:06,088 --> 00:27:08,338 [tuts] Women don't really find me intimidating. 534 00:27:08,796 --> 00:27:10,755 That's why I got this bad boy. 535 00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:12,171 [wry chuckle] 536 00:27:12,171 --> 00:27:14,088 Yeah, uh... that'll do it. 537 00:27:15,088 --> 00:27:18,421 Why would you bring your gun if we're just gonna talk? 538 00:27:18,421 --> 00:27:20,505 I like to be prepared for any situation. 539 00:27:20,505 --> 00:27:22,505 Why do you think I only wear PUMA’s? 540 00:27:22,505 --> 00:27:24,296 You never know when you've gotta... 541 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,005 run, you know? 542 00:27:26,421 --> 00:27:27,796 [Clinton] Mm-hm, PUMA's. 543 00:27:28,005 --> 00:27:28,880 [Marika] Babe! 544 00:27:29,088 --> 00:27:30,380 Where are you gonna run to? 545 00:27:30,546 --> 00:27:31,421 [Marika excited] 546 00:27:31,588 --> 00:27:33,921 - A down a dream. - [Clinton] A what? 547 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:36,755 [Mikey] I'm gonna run down a... I'm running down a dream. 548 00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:38,421 [Clinton] With those shoes, yeah. 549 00:27:38,421 --> 00:27:41,880 - [Mikey] That's why they look-- - Those colours, looks like you're in a-- 550 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,046 - [Mikey] A dream world. Look, see? - Yeah, dream world of running. 551 00:27:45,213 --> 00:27:46,671 [Mikey] Blue for the day sky... 552 00:27:46,838 --> 00:27:48,546 [Marika] Let's go. Woo-hoo! 553 00:27:48,713 --> 00:27:52,046 [Mikey] ...night sky, and the mountains. 554 00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:54,505 I get it. That is... That is kind of nice. 555 00:27:58,921 --> 00:28:04,463 - [ice blocks crackling] - [blows out, shivering] 556 00:28:10,005 --> 00:28:11,796 [phone ringing] 557 00:28:12,421 --> 00:28:15,838 [Dovi] You've gotta stop calling me like this. You're driving me meshuga. 558 00:28:16,005 --> 00:28:18,088 I'll let you know once they've spoken to her. 559 00:28:18,255 --> 00:28:20,755 Okay, yeah. It's getting pretty urgent, Dovi. 560 00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:22,838 [Dovi] What's that sound? 561 00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:24,421 Oh, it's ice. 562 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,130 [Dovi] You drinking, boy? 563 00:28:26,296 --> 00:28:28,796 No, man, it's an ice bath. It increases your lifespan. 564 00:28:28,796 --> 00:28:32,546 Plus, I need 500 points a day to reach Diamond Status by the end of the year. 565 00:28:32,546 --> 00:28:35,255 [Dovi sighs] I have no idea what the fuck you just said. 566 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,880 Enjoy your whiskey, I'll call you after the shakedown. 567 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,171 - Yeah, but Dov-- - [phone disconnects] 568 00:28:40,171 --> 00:28:43,796 [vacuum cleaner humming] 569 00:28:52,796 --> 00:28:56,463 [light, playful music plays] 570 00:29:00,088 --> 00:29:02,796 [clicking of keys on laptop] 571 00:29:09,338 --> 00:29:12,296 [light, playful music continues] 572 00:29:34,296 --> 00:29:38,296 [light, playful music builds] 573 00:29:38,296 --> 00:29:40,880 - [music stops] - [vacuum cleaner continues humming] 574 00:29:42,088 --> 00:29:44,921 [Mikey snoring] 575 00:29:51,505 --> 00:29:54,130 Yoh, yoh, yoh! Check, check, check. 576 00:29:56,546 --> 00:30:00,421 - [Mikey] That's her, right? - Yeah, of course. Let's do this. 577 00:30:00,421 --> 00:30:02,838 [tense music plays] 578 00:30:10,588 --> 00:30:13,296 [Clinton] Hey, lady. We have a message for you from Mr D-- 579 00:30:13,463 --> 00:30:15,046 [Clinton grunts] 580 00:30:15,046 --> 00:30:16,921 - [keys jangle, clink] - [Mikey gasps] 581 00:30:17,505 --> 00:30:18,796 [Mikey growls] 582 00:30:18,796 --> 00:30:22,005 [Mikey yells] Ow! Fok! 583 00:30:23,505 --> 00:30:24,963 [Mikey] Jesus. 584 00:30:25,713 --> 00:30:27,130 [Mikey] Fokken bitch. 585 00:30:33,296 --> 00:30:35,213 [Mikey groans] Fok. 586 00:30:53,005 --> 00:30:54,171 Mikey? 587 00:30:55,505 --> 00:30:56,630 [calls nervously] Mikey! 588 00:30:56,796 --> 00:31:00,546 [door creaks closed] 589 00:31:01,963 --> 00:31:06,505 - [thumping from above] - [Clinton groans] We just here to talk! 590 00:31:06,671 --> 00:31:08,755 [Clinton yelps painfully] 591 00:31:08,921 --> 00:31:09,921 [Mikey] Clinton? 592 00:31:10,130 --> 00:31:13,130 - [woman grunts, strains] - [fighting sounds continue] 593 00:31:13,296 --> 00:31:14,671 [metal clanking] 594 00:31:14,671 --> 00:31:15,755 [Mikey] Clinton? 595 00:31:25,213 --> 00:31:26,713 [woman shrieks] 596 00:31:26,713 --> 00:31:28,130 - [Clinton] Ow! - Clinton? 597 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:29,963 [Mikey] Oh, fok! 598 00:31:34,171 --> 00:31:35,713 [Mikey grunts] Poes! 599 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,713 [woman groans] 600 00:31:38,380 --> 00:31:39,713 [Mikey] Eina, fok! 601 00:31:40,296 --> 00:31:41,338 [Clinton] Mikey? 602 00:31:42,796 --> 00:31:44,630 [Clinton] Wait, lady! Wait. No! No. 603 00:31:44,796 --> 00:31:46,255 [Clinton] Wait, wait! 604 00:31:46,463 --> 00:31:47,838 [woman] I can't! 605 00:31:48,046 --> 00:31:50,463 [Clinton screams] Ow! 606 00:31:50,630 --> 00:31:54,005 - [woman grunting, straining] - [Clinton] No, no, no, no! [screams] 607 00:31:54,171 --> 00:31:55,463 [shots fired] 608 00:31:55,671 --> 00:31:58,088 [car alarms sounding] 609 00:32:00,171 --> 00:32:01,755 [Mikey sighs] Ah, fok. 610 00:32:04,338 --> 00:32:07,963 Now, I know what you're thinking, "I'm not fit enough for the Prime Program." 611 00:32:08,546 --> 00:32:11,630 Hey? Am I right? Let me tell you a little story. 612 00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:14,005 - One day, there was this-- - [phone buzzing] 613 00:32:14,171 --> 00:32:16,796 Oops, gotta take this, sorry. Client emergency. 614 00:32:17,713 --> 00:32:18,588 What's happening? 615 00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:21,921 [Dovi] You didn't say she's a MMA fighter! She nearly killed my guys. 616 00:32:21,921 --> 00:32:24,046 Clinton's in hospital with a broken back. 617 00:32:24,046 --> 00:32:27,421 - I thought you were just gonna talk? - She didn't want to talk, Justin. 618 00:32:27,421 --> 00:32:29,005 And guess what? 619 00:32:29,005 --> 00:32:30,255 Now she's dead. 620 00:32:31,296 --> 00:32:33,880 - What? - [metered] She is dead. 621 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,963 You're fucking with me. 622 00:32:36,130 --> 00:32:40,046 [Dovi] I made it very clear that this is a dirty world. And guess what, my boy? 623 00:32:40,713 --> 00:32:42,338 Now you've got dirt on your hands. 624 00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:48,713 [sausage squishing] 625 00:32:48,713 --> 00:32:50,880 [dog panting] 626 00:32:53,630 --> 00:32:55,130 [knocking on door] 627 00:32:55,296 --> 00:32:57,046 Yeah, come in, Henko. 628 00:32:58,671 --> 00:33:00,088 [Worsie] So, what you got? 629 00:33:01,171 --> 00:33:03,838 Well, we located the oke that she kicked off the balcony. 630 00:33:03,838 --> 00:33:06,296 He's lying in Somerset Hospital with a broken back. 631 00:33:07,546 --> 00:33:09,921 You know, this wasn't just a robbery, Henko. 632 00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:13,296 This was an attack. Someone is trying to send me a message. 633 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:17,505 And just seeing her lying there with all the pipes sticking out of her... 634 00:33:17,505 --> 00:33:19,296 is a father's worst nightmare. 635 00:33:19,296 --> 00:33:21,713 She's gonna be okay, sir. She's a fighter. 636 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,130 These medical bills, they're cleaning me out, man. 637 00:33:24,130 --> 00:33:27,338 - Are you on medical aid, Henko? - No, sir. 638 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:30,421 You should think about it. You're in a dangerous line of work. 639 00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:33,880 Go to the shed and load up everything you can find. 640 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,505 I want you to find out who did this to Cindy. 641 00:33:37,338 --> 00:33:38,338 Copy. 642 00:33:52,463 --> 00:33:54,421 [gun cocks] 643 00:34:04,338 --> 00:34:05,213 [zipper closes] 644 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:10,671 [Dovi] Guess what? Now she's dead. 645 00:34:10,838 --> 00:34:13,213 [Justin] I thought you were just gonna talk to her. 646 00:34:13,213 --> 00:34:14,296 [Dovi] She's dead... 647 00:34:14,296 --> 00:34:16,755 - [Natalie faintly] Justin. - [Dovi] She's dead... 648 00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:18,838 [Dovi] Now you've got dirt on your hands. 649 00:34:19,005 --> 00:34:20,630 - She's dead... - [Natalie] Justin. 650 00:34:20,796 --> 00:34:22,755 - [Dovi] She is-- - [Natalie loudly] Justin! 651 00:34:23,630 --> 00:34:25,296 Hm? What? 652 00:34:26,213 --> 00:34:27,505 I'm in a towel here, babe. 653 00:34:29,296 --> 00:34:30,588 Oh. Yeah. 654 00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:33,630 Sorry, babe. I'm... not in the mood tonight. 655 00:34:35,130 --> 00:34:36,338 Okay? 656 00:34:37,963 --> 00:34:38,921 Why not? 657 00:34:40,130 --> 00:34:43,463 I'm just stressed, you know? Work stuff. 658 00:34:44,421 --> 00:34:45,546 Okay... 659 00:34:46,255 --> 00:34:48,088 Because it's been a while, babe. 660 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:49,171 Like... 661 00:34:49,171 --> 00:34:50,755 three months a while. 662 00:34:51,546 --> 00:34:54,338 - And you've been acting kind of weird. - Yep. 663 00:34:55,130 --> 00:34:56,255 What? 664 00:34:58,005 --> 00:35:00,130 Sorry. I just... 665 00:35:00,130 --> 00:35:02,671 Promise, babe, we'll... we'll do it soon, okay? 666 00:35:03,088 --> 00:35:04,546 Cool. When? 667 00:35:05,046 --> 00:35:07,755 Or should I call Sam and ask her to schedule it in for us? 668 00:35:07,921 --> 00:35:12,755 Natz, I'm saying my mind's just not on this right now, okay? 669 00:35:12,921 --> 00:35:13,880 You know what? 670 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,171 You mope around the house. You're glued to your phone the whole day. 671 00:35:17,171 --> 00:35:20,213 If I didn't know any better, I'd think you're having an affair. 672 00:35:22,588 --> 00:35:23,630 [whispers] Oh, my God. 673 00:35:25,088 --> 00:35:26,796 You're having an affair, aren't you? 674 00:35:26,796 --> 00:35:27,755 [gasps] 675 00:35:27,755 --> 00:35:29,005 Oh, Jesus. Is it Sam? 676 00:35:29,171 --> 00:35:33,088 Jesus, Natalie! Like I have time in my day to have an affair. 677 00:35:33,838 --> 00:35:35,671 But why would you even think that? 678 00:35:35,671 --> 00:35:39,296 It's... It's work stuff. It's just fucking work stuff. 679 00:35:39,296 --> 00:35:42,963 I'm sorry that I don't-- I don't wanna have sex all the time. 680 00:35:43,421 --> 00:35:45,963 - But I'm pretty stressed out right now! - Okay! 681 00:35:46,671 --> 00:35:47,630 Okay. 682 00:35:48,505 --> 00:35:49,546 Okay. 683 00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:56,546 [exhales shakily] 684 00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:05,421 [soft scoff] 685 00:36:09,796 --> 00:36:11,838 [light, playful music plays] 686 00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:13,296 [ka-ching!] 687 00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:20,421 So, your life insurance is currently sitting at this amount over here. 688 00:36:21,171 --> 00:36:23,088 And your wife is half of that. 689 00:36:24,088 --> 00:36:25,088 Why only half? 690 00:36:25,796 --> 00:36:29,505 Well, based on our data, we know that men tend to die before their wives. 691 00:36:30,463 --> 00:36:31,588 Why? 692 00:36:32,463 --> 00:36:33,755 Because we want to. 693 00:36:42,255 --> 00:36:43,713 [exhales] 694 00:36:44,296 --> 00:36:45,505 Are you all right, Justin? 695 00:36:48,505 --> 00:36:49,755 Rabbi... 696 00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:51,755 Can I confide in you? 697 00:36:52,338 --> 00:36:53,380 Of course. 698 00:36:54,171 --> 00:36:56,296 [tearfully] I've done a terrible thing. 699 00:36:57,921 --> 00:36:59,921 I was unfaithful to my wife. 700 00:37:00,588 --> 00:37:02,171 And, I've... 701 00:37:03,713 --> 00:37:06,046 I've got blood on my hands, Rabbi. 702 00:37:08,546 --> 00:37:13,588 It can feel like that when we betray the ones that we love. 703 00:37:14,296 --> 00:37:15,171 [Rabbi] But... 704 00:37:15,921 --> 00:37:18,505 We all make mistakes, Justin. 705 00:37:18,505 --> 00:37:24,046 We're only human, after all. None of us are perfect beings. 706 00:37:24,921 --> 00:37:29,255 You know, in Jewish thought, we talk about the yetzer hara, 707 00:37:29,255 --> 00:37:31,046 and the yetzer hatov... 708 00:37:31,630 --> 00:37:34,130 The good and bad inclinations. 709 00:37:34,130 --> 00:37:39,255 The good makes us feel empathy, makes us reach out to our fellow man. 710 00:37:39,255 --> 00:37:41,255 The bad drives us. 711 00:37:41,255 --> 00:37:44,005 It makes us competitive, keeps us moving forward. 712 00:37:44,005 --> 00:37:48,046 Rather strive to be a whole man than try to be a good man. 713 00:37:48,213 --> 00:37:50,421 But, Rabbi, what I did was a bad thing. 714 00:37:50,588 --> 00:37:52,546 So, you did a bad thing... 715 00:37:53,213 --> 00:37:55,630 Now you get a chance to set it right. 716 00:37:55,630 --> 00:37:57,338 That's what great men do, Justin. 717 00:37:57,505 --> 00:38:00,005 - I'm not a great man! - Of course you are. 718 00:38:00,171 --> 00:38:01,630 No! Rabbi... 719 00:38:01,630 --> 00:38:04,046 My father... My father was a great man. 720 00:38:04,046 --> 00:38:07,671 I mean, he was the real deal, you know? He was like a giant. 721 00:38:09,046 --> 00:38:12,838 I remember as a kid, at this shul, he'd walk in and... 722 00:38:13,338 --> 00:38:17,880 [sighs] everybody would want to shake his hand, and... just be around him. 723 00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:22,171 Man... his name was gold. 724 00:38:23,421 --> 00:38:25,005 [Rabbi] It was Diamond. 725 00:38:26,380 --> 00:38:27,755 Same as yours. 726 00:38:34,005 --> 00:38:36,463 I just feel I've got to do something, you know? 727 00:38:36,463 --> 00:38:39,713 Just... to begin to make things right. 728 00:38:39,713 --> 00:38:42,380 I mean, I know I can't undo what I've done... 729 00:38:45,713 --> 00:38:50,255 But, is there, like a... a repentance thing us Jews can do? 730 00:38:50,255 --> 00:38:53,588 You know, like the... you know, the three Hail Mary's or something? 731 00:38:54,838 --> 00:38:56,671 I'm afraid it's not as easy as that. 732 00:38:58,963 --> 00:39:03,171 But... a small donation to the shul 733 00:39:03,171 --> 00:39:05,296 would go a long way, you know? 734 00:39:06,130 --> 00:39:09,380 Especially if it was for our overdue renovations. 735 00:39:17,005 --> 00:39:18,796 If anybody asks who it's from, 736 00:39:18,796 --> 00:39:20,505 you say, "Aubrey Diamond... 737 00:39:21,088 --> 00:39:22,171 from beyond the grave." 738 00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:27,338 He would be so proud. 739 00:39:27,338 --> 00:39:28,338 [sighs] 740 00:39:35,546 --> 00:39:36,755 [relieved sigh] 741 00:39:39,130 --> 00:39:41,796 [upbeat music starts] 742 00:39:46,546 --> 00:39:50,921 [upbeat music builds] 743 00:40:05,296 --> 00:40:07,088 [whoops loudly] 744 00:40:14,463 --> 00:40:18,296 Hi. A delivery for Mrs Diamond from synthetica s.a.? 745 00:40:19,671 --> 00:40:20,796 [surprised] Oh, God... 746 00:40:22,171 --> 00:40:24,880 Uh... I wasn't expecting this to arrive so soon. 747 00:40:25,046 --> 00:40:26,380 Um, please sign here, ma'am. 748 00:40:27,296 --> 00:40:30,255 Do you know what, on second thought, can you just take it back? 749 00:40:30,255 --> 00:40:33,338 I've... I've changed my mind. I no longer want this, um... 750 00:40:34,255 --> 00:40:36,588 - this purchase. - Ma'am, I'm just a delivery guy. 751 00:40:36,588 --> 00:40:38,171 You take it up with the company. 752 00:40:38,963 --> 00:40:40,005 What's that, Mom? 753 00:40:40,671 --> 00:40:41,796 [lightly] Nothing. 754 00:40:41,796 --> 00:40:44,671 It's just, uh... a new lamp for the bedroom. 755 00:40:47,755 --> 00:40:49,921 [hushed] Can you just bring it inside, please? 756 00:40:55,463 --> 00:40:56,546 [Natalie exhales] Okay. 757 00:40:56,546 --> 00:40:59,380 I think, um, if you could just put it in the end room. 758 00:40:59,380 --> 00:41:00,921 - That'd be great. Thanks. - Okay. 759 00:41:00,921 --> 00:41:02,963 - Cool, Mom. What's that? - It's nothing! 760 00:41:02,963 --> 00:41:05,088 Ezzie, please go make yourself a sandwich. 761 00:41:05,088 --> 00:41:07,005 - You must be starving. - No, I'm not. 762 00:41:07,005 --> 00:41:08,463 [shouts] Just do it! 763 00:41:08,463 --> 00:41:10,338 - In here, please. - [delivery guy] Okay. 764 00:41:11,088 --> 00:41:12,255 [Natalie] Jesus. 765 00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:15,380 - [loud thud] - [delivery guy] Sorry! Sorry. 766 00:41:16,463 --> 00:41:17,796 I'm so sorry about that. 767 00:41:25,338 --> 00:41:26,588 Thank you. 768 00:41:27,671 --> 00:41:29,963 Enjoy it. [chuckles] 769 00:41:51,130 --> 00:41:52,588 Oh, my God. 770 00:41:56,171 --> 00:41:59,088 [light, playful music plays] 771 00:42:08,921 --> 00:42:10,755 [Justin calling from below] Natalie? 772 00:42:10,755 --> 00:42:13,338 - [Justin] Natz? - Shit! Um. 773 00:42:19,505 --> 00:42:21,338 [Justin] Natz? 774 00:42:22,088 --> 00:42:24,338 - [Justin sing-song] Oh, Natalie? - [softly] Shit. 775 00:42:24,838 --> 00:42:25,880 [straining] 776 00:42:26,088 --> 00:42:27,546 - [Justin] Natz? - [Natalie] God! 777 00:42:33,713 --> 00:42:35,171 [whispers] Okay. 778 00:42:38,213 --> 00:42:39,338 [Justin loudly] Natalie? 779 00:42:39,505 --> 00:42:40,963 [whispers] Oh, my God! 780 00:42:40,963 --> 00:42:43,255 Shit! Oh, my God. Oh... 781 00:42:43,421 --> 00:42:45,213 - [Justin] Natz? - Hey! 782 00:42:46,255 --> 00:42:48,213 - Natalie. - [upbeat] Hi! 783 00:42:52,171 --> 00:42:55,463 - Wow, you're so wet. Why? - I swam in my clothes. 784 00:42:55,463 --> 00:42:56,796 It doesn't matter. 785 00:42:56,796 --> 00:42:58,171 Natalie... 786 00:42:58,171 --> 00:43:00,338 I'm sorry that I've been so distant. 787 00:43:00,338 --> 00:43:01,338 Okay? 788 00:43:02,421 --> 00:43:04,630 - But that's all over now. - Okay. 789 00:43:04,796 --> 00:43:06,796 - I'm 100% here. Hundred and fif-- - Okay. 790 00:43:06,963 --> 00:43:09,921 - Dad's acting really weird. - Oh, my God. 791 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:13,171 When did my little girl grow up so fast? 792 00:43:13,171 --> 00:43:14,338 - Hey? - Told you. 793 00:43:14,338 --> 00:43:16,963 And Ezra, you're such a beautiful boy, you know that? 794 00:43:16,963 --> 00:43:19,463 You know what, guys. Let's leave the spare room. 795 00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:21,921 Don't you think time's just gone by so fast. Hey? 796 00:43:21,921 --> 00:43:25,463 I think we need to-- I don't know, I feel like we gotta do stuff together. 797 00:43:25,463 --> 00:43:29,005 And from now on, no more distractions. 798 00:43:29,005 --> 00:43:34,005 Yeah. We're going to look at each other in the eyes when we have dinner. Okay? 799 00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:39,005 [whoops loudly] I'm amped, guys! Team Diamond! 800 00:43:39,546 --> 00:43:40,671 [rugby commentary on TV] 801 00:43:40,671 --> 00:43:43,421 [Clinton] Hey! What the fuck is this? Rugby, or what? 802 00:43:43,421 --> 00:43:45,838 [rugby commentary continues] 803 00:43:46,671 --> 00:43:48,421 Come on! Kitshoff! 804 00:43:49,338 --> 00:43:53,255 [Clinton] Moer him! Take the-- Yeah, yeah! Pass the ball now! 805 00:43:53,421 --> 00:43:55,588 Mr Fredericks. How are we doing today? 806 00:43:55,755 --> 00:43:57,546 [sighs] Pretty kak, doc. 807 00:43:58,338 --> 00:44:00,588 Springboks can't play rugby for kak, man. 808 00:44:01,171 --> 00:44:03,463 Perhaps I can help you with that. 809 00:44:04,171 --> 00:44:05,296 [loud crack] 810 00:44:05,463 --> 00:44:08,088 What the fuck, doc? I think you just broke my foot. 811 00:44:09,088 --> 00:44:11,338 Who sent you to kill Worsie Ferreira's daughter? 812 00:44:11,338 --> 00:44:13,005 Worsie Ferreira? 813 00:44:13,671 --> 00:44:14,921 Oh, fuck. 814 00:44:14,921 --> 00:44:16,005 [bone crunching] 815 00:44:16,005 --> 00:44:18,171 Hey! Hey! No, man. 816 00:44:18,171 --> 00:44:20,505 You breaking... you breaking all my bones, bru. 817 00:44:20,671 --> 00:44:22,213 Who sent you to kill Cindy? 818 00:44:22,380 --> 00:44:27,921 Cindy? No, no! We weren't meant to kill her, just, um, intimidate her. 819 00:44:27,921 --> 00:44:32,213 But, hey, she fucked us up. So... so my partner, he shot her. 820 00:44:32,213 --> 00:44:35,380 - Your partner? Who's your partner? - Hm? 821 00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:37,296 - Who's your fucking partner? - Um... 822 00:44:37,463 --> 00:44:38,421 [loud thud] 823 00:44:38,588 --> 00:44:41,421 Ah, no, man. No. Now you're breaking my knees, bru. 824 00:44:42,046 --> 00:44:43,838 What the fuck is wrong with you? 825 00:44:43,838 --> 00:44:45,171 I'm paralysed. 826 00:44:45,171 --> 00:44:47,796 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Who's your partner? 827 00:44:47,796 --> 00:44:51,421 [stammers] He's this lightie called Mikey. 828 00:44:51,421 --> 00:44:53,963 But he's an idiot! It wasn't his idea. 829 00:44:54,546 --> 00:44:55,963 Whose idea was it? 830 00:44:57,421 --> 00:45:01,130 [metered] Whose idea was it? 831 00:45:03,796 --> 00:45:05,921 [panting] 832 00:45:12,963 --> 00:45:14,546 [watch chimes] 833 00:45:17,546 --> 00:45:19,255 [message alert] 834 00:45:22,046 --> 00:45:23,963 - Ah, Jesus. - [Dovi] Jus, give me a call, 835 00:45:23,963 --> 00:45:25,130 we need to talk. 836 00:45:26,630 --> 00:45:29,588 I'm not sticking around. I'm moving on, so... 837 00:45:30,255 --> 00:45:32,505 Tell me what you wanna tell me, let's be done. 838 00:45:32,505 --> 00:45:33,588 Let's be done? 839 00:45:34,421 --> 00:45:37,505 My main oke, Clinton, is in hospital paralysed from the neck down. 840 00:45:37,505 --> 00:45:38,713 He may never walk again. 841 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,963 - Your boys killed someone in the process. - They saved your ass. 842 00:45:41,963 --> 00:45:43,505 This chick was a fucking ninja. 843 00:45:44,088 --> 00:45:47,255 I mean, check Mikey. Look at him! Check at him fucking limping. 844 00:45:48,088 --> 00:45:49,963 - [Dovi] Howzit, boy? - [Mikey sighs] 845 00:45:50,921 --> 00:45:52,088 [Dovi] Yeah. 846 00:45:59,255 --> 00:46:02,796 I asked for her phone. I didn't ask you to rob the chick, Mikey. 847 00:46:02,963 --> 00:46:04,963 [hushed] Yeah, but after the Lipman job, 848 00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:06,838 I thought you'd appreciate the score. 849 00:46:07,838 --> 00:46:09,588 Oh, my God. 850 00:46:10,130 --> 00:46:11,921 You're the Blue Beanie gang. 851 00:46:13,296 --> 00:46:16,338 Hey... I may be robbing the community behind their backs, 852 00:46:16,338 --> 00:46:19,338 - but you're robbing them to their faces. - [laughs loudly] 853 00:46:19,338 --> 00:46:22,380 [Justin] Oh, wow! Wow, that's incredible. 854 00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:23,796 My own asshole brother. 855 00:46:23,796 --> 00:46:25,130 Does Mom know about this? 856 00:46:25,130 --> 00:46:26,088 Yeah, yeah... 857 00:46:26,088 --> 00:46:28,880 She knits the fucking beanies. Of course she doesn't know! 858 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,546 - And I'm warning you. Keep it that way. - [watch chimes] 859 00:46:32,963 --> 00:46:35,963 - [Justin sniffs] - [watch pinging] 860 00:46:36,921 --> 00:46:38,921 - [pinging accelerates] - What are you doing? 861 00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:41,338 - Nothing, man. - [watch chimes] 862 00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:44,088 Right, your chick's phone. Okay? 863 00:46:44,088 --> 00:46:47,505 There's probably some incriminating texts on here, right? Huh? Huh? 864 00:46:47,505 --> 00:46:50,255 This is what I'm trying to do, tie up some loose ends. 865 00:46:51,630 --> 00:46:53,880 - Thank you, would be nice. - Thank you. 866 00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,796 [tense music plays] 867 00:47:02,380 --> 00:47:03,755 - Oh, my fuck! - What? 868 00:47:04,921 --> 00:47:07,338 - That's not her phone. - Of course it's her phone. 869 00:47:07,338 --> 00:47:10,796 I got it out of her handbag after she kicked the fokken shit out of me. 870 00:47:10,796 --> 00:47:14,338 She was coming at me with, like, a stick, like a fokken ninja turtle. 871 00:47:14,338 --> 00:47:16,588 Like spinning, flipping things. 872 00:47:16,588 --> 00:47:18,921 It was, like, crazy. Kicked me out the door. 873 00:47:18,921 --> 00:47:20,713 I landed, and then as I look up... 874 00:47:20,713 --> 00:47:22,755 - Oh, my God! - ...she's coming right at me. 875 00:47:22,755 --> 00:47:25,005 - What the fuck's going on? - It's not her phone. 876 00:47:25,005 --> 00:47:27,130 You killed the wrong fucking woman! 877 00:47:27,130 --> 00:47:29,963 - [Justin] Holy shit. - [Dovi] Fuck this shit. 878 00:47:30,796 --> 00:47:31,921 Fuck it. 879 00:47:33,088 --> 00:47:34,505 Fuck, man! 880 00:47:38,546 --> 00:47:39,963 How could you get this wrong? 881 00:47:40,463 --> 00:47:42,921 I told you, 12 Ronald Crescent. 882 00:47:42,921 --> 00:47:44,005 Twelve? 883 00:47:45,505 --> 00:47:46,713 We were at 21. 884 00:47:51,630 --> 00:47:53,588 What? You said 21. 885 00:47:53,755 --> 00:47:56,963 Oh, Dovi... You mixed up the numbers, you mor-- 886 00:47:57,588 --> 00:48:01,171 This means Marika's still alive! Fuck. She's gonna post that video tomorrow. 887 00:48:01,755 --> 00:48:03,796 Who did I shoot then? Fok. 888 00:48:05,130 --> 00:48:06,046 [softly] Oh, fuck. 889 00:48:06,213 --> 00:48:08,921 Listen, boy, why don't you just give her the bucks? 890 00:48:14,671 --> 00:48:16,255 You've got the money, right? 891 00:48:16,421 --> 00:48:17,671 [Justin groans] 892 00:48:18,588 --> 00:48:19,755 I gave it to the rabbi. 893 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,838 Why the fuck did you give it to that gambling piece of shit? 894 00:48:23,838 --> 00:48:25,671 - Who's the fucking rabbi? - Horowitz. 895 00:48:25,838 --> 00:48:27,671 He's not a gambler, Dovi. 896 00:48:27,671 --> 00:48:32,296 - He's a rabbi of the Sea Point community. - I've seen him at the bookies, Justin. 897 00:48:32,463 --> 00:48:34,546 It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. I'll just... 898 00:48:34,713 --> 00:48:37,046 I'll just go there, ask for it back. 899 00:48:37,213 --> 00:48:39,130 - I'm coming with you. - Absolutely not. 900 00:48:39,296 --> 00:48:43,005 I'm coming. Okay! I got you into this mess, I'm gonna get you out. 901 00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:44,963 Is that a bulletproof vest? 902 00:48:45,171 --> 00:48:47,796 Yeah, bru, you've gotta keep it locked and loaded. Hm? 903 00:48:47,796 --> 00:48:49,296 Never leave home without it. 904 00:48:50,755 --> 00:48:54,796 That's it. Shot, bru. Jesus, this thing stinks, boet. 905 00:48:54,796 --> 00:48:58,671 [Mikey] It's not that bad, man. When you get back, I'll throw it in the wash. 906 00:48:59,421 --> 00:49:02,130 But I still don't understand why you have to come with me? 907 00:49:02,130 --> 00:49:05,088 - That oke jooked you, I'm telling you. - How did he jook me? 908 00:49:05,088 --> 00:49:07,838 - He's the pillar of the community. - A pillar of bullshit. 909 00:49:07,838 --> 00:49:09,880 You've always had an issue with this guy. 910 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,463 [Dovi] I don't always have an issue, I've seen him. 911 00:49:12,463 --> 00:49:13,921 The racecourse has the issue. 912 00:49:13,921 --> 00:49:17,130 Just because you saw some dude with a beard doesn't mean it's him. 913 00:49:17,130 --> 00:49:18,921 It's him, bru. I'm telling you now. 914 00:49:19,088 --> 00:49:21,755 [tense music plays] 915 00:49:31,630 --> 00:49:33,546 - Stay in the car. - [Dovi] No, I'm coming. 916 00:49:33,546 --> 00:49:34,921 Stay in the fucking car. 917 00:49:36,046 --> 00:49:37,005 All right... 918 00:49:39,005 --> 00:49:43,130 [boy singing prayers] 919 00:50:00,796 --> 00:50:03,005 Hey, Rabbi, sorry to disturb. 920 00:50:03,005 --> 00:50:06,046 Sorry. Um, I was just wondering if I could have a quick word? 921 00:50:06,213 --> 00:50:08,796 Justin, it's so good to see you. 922 00:50:08,963 --> 00:50:12,963 Benjamin, this is Justin Diamond, one of our big donors to the shul. 923 00:50:12,963 --> 00:50:14,380 - [Benjamin] Hello. - Hey. 924 00:50:16,296 --> 00:50:19,338 Benjamin, keep going with that section, I'll be back in a minute. 925 00:50:19,505 --> 00:50:20,546 Oh, okay. Okay. 926 00:50:20,713 --> 00:50:22,546 How can I help you today, Justin? 927 00:50:22,963 --> 00:50:24,421 [Benjamin continues singing] 928 00:50:24,588 --> 00:50:27,588 Actually, it's a-- It's a bit of an awkward one, Rabbi. 929 00:50:28,171 --> 00:50:29,713 I'm gonna need that money back. 930 00:50:30,296 --> 00:50:35,505 Well, thank you once again, Justin, for that extremely generous donation, 931 00:50:35,505 --> 00:50:39,588 but I'm afraid I've already given the money to the contractor. 932 00:50:40,338 --> 00:50:41,588 Barry Munitz. 933 00:50:42,213 --> 00:50:44,046 Painting starts next week. 934 00:50:44,630 --> 00:50:48,255 Right. But, um... You see, I made a huge mistake, Rabbi. 935 00:50:48,255 --> 00:50:50,463 Turns out the money's not even mine to give. 936 00:50:50,463 --> 00:50:53,713 So, you know... I don't know. Can you explain that to him? 937 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,588 - You know? - [stammers] Ooh, it's... 938 00:50:56,588 --> 00:50:59,713 It's gonna be difficult at this stage, Justin, you know? 939 00:50:59,713 --> 00:51:01,921 I mean, we've already signed the contract. 940 00:51:01,921 --> 00:51:03,588 I don't mean to be pushy, Rabbi, 941 00:51:03,588 --> 00:51:06,171 but I really need that money by tomorrow, midday. 942 00:51:07,630 --> 00:51:09,921 Justin, you know, when you make a donation, 943 00:51:09,921 --> 00:51:13,213 you're not actually supposed to ask for it back, you know? 944 00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:16,755 I mean, what would your father say about this? 945 00:51:18,755 --> 00:51:20,421 I need the money, Rabbi. 946 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:21,880 [stammers] 947 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:25,046 Let me give Roger a call. We'll see what he has to say about that. 948 00:51:26,255 --> 00:51:27,671 Wasn't the guy's name Barry? 949 00:51:29,588 --> 00:51:31,130 Barry, yes. 950 00:51:34,463 --> 00:51:36,880 - I'll give him a call. - Right. 951 00:51:38,921 --> 00:51:40,671 - Excuse me. - Sure. 952 00:51:45,005 --> 00:51:47,463 Justin Diamond. You're hilarious, boy. 953 00:51:48,380 --> 00:51:49,463 [Dovi laughs] 954 00:51:49,463 --> 00:51:50,921 You're driving a rental. 955 00:51:51,505 --> 00:51:53,380 No. It was a rental before I bought it. 956 00:51:53,380 --> 00:51:56,296 No, boy. This is a rental. You can smell it. 957 00:51:57,213 --> 00:51:58,171 This is too good! 958 00:51:58,171 --> 00:51:59,546 [Justin exhales] Fuck. 959 00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:01,671 I don't see a bag of money? 960 00:52:02,255 --> 00:52:05,921 He said he gave it to the contractor, but... I don't know. 961 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,546 I think the rabbi just lied to me. 962 00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:12,213 [Justin] Hey? No, hey... What are you-- Dovi! 963 00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:15,963 No, no, Dovi! Come on. Dovi! Just think about what you're doing. 964 00:52:15,963 --> 00:52:19,921 - Listen, he's a rabbi of the community! - He's a degenerate, that's what he is. 965 00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:23,088 [Benjamin singing] 966 00:52:31,671 --> 00:52:33,255 I'm telling you, I don't have it. 967 00:52:33,421 --> 00:52:36,046 Bullshit. I'm gonna need that money back from you, Rabbi. 968 00:52:36,046 --> 00:52:39,130 I swear to you, I have given it to the contractor. 969 00:52:39,130 --> 00:52:40,671 It sounds like bubameise to me. 970 00:52:40,838 --> 00:52:43,713 - Dovi, please, I have a weak heart. - Come on, Rabbi. 971 00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,921 - Don't make me do this-- - Dovi! Dovi, Jesus. 972 00:52:47,296 --> 00:52:48,713 Oh... Okay. 973 00:52:49,755 --> 00:52:51,088 I placed it on a bet. 974 00:52:51,088 --> 00:52:53,838 - The truth will set you free. - You placed it on a bet? 975 00:52:54,046 --> 00:52:55,546 - Uh... - What did I tell you, boy? 976 00:52:55,713 --> 00:52:57,755 [Benjamin] Rabbi, are you okay? 977 00:52:57,921 --> 00:52:59,546 Get outta here. Men are talking. 978 00:52:59,546 --> 00:53:00,630 [cracks] I am a man! 979 00:53:00,630 --> 00:53:02,588 - [shouts] Get out! - [Benjamin squeals] 980 00:53:03,463 --> 00:53:05,630 What about all the yetzer hatov and hara stuff? 981 00:53:06,296 --> 00:53:10,421 I've learnt to accept that horse racing is a disease of the blood, Justin. 982 00:53:10,838 --> 00:53:12,838 - I'm not proud of it. - [Justin] Rabbi... 983 00:53:12,838 --> 00:53:14,713 You bet a million rand on the horses. 984 00:53:14,713 --> 00:53:18,463 Oh, no, no. Only half of that. The other half really is with the contractors. 985 00:53:18,463 --> 00:53:20,046 Oh, only half of it, hey? 986 00:53:20,046 --> 00:53:21,171 And when's the race? 987 00:53:21,171 --> 00:53:22,421 Three o'clock. 988 00:53:23,130 --> 00:53:24,255 Today. 989 00:53:34,421 --> 00:53:37,005 [Dovi] Oh, yeah. The masterful disguise, hey? 990 00:53:40,755 --> 00:53:44,671 Yeah, so the two okes have just come out and now they've picked up a rabbi. 991 00:53:44,671 --> 00:53:46,088 A rabbi? 992 00:53:46,963 --> 00:53:49,671 This is deeper than we thought, Henko. Don't lose them. 993 00:53:50,213 --> 00:53:51,255 Copy. 994 00:53:52,213 --> 00:53:53,838 [tyres screeching] 995 00:53:54,505 --> 00:53:56,213 [engine starts] 996 00:53:57,380 --> 00:53:59,296 [Dovi] Right, who did you bet on, Rabbi? 997 00:53:59,463 --> 00:54:02,755 [Rabbi] I put 480 on Slew o’ Gold, and 18k on the Kosher Kid. 998 00:54:03,421 --> 00:54:05,713 [Dovi chuckles] Kosher Kid? Of course you did. 999 00:54:07,713 --> 00:54:11,213 - Rog! Howzit? - Dovi D! What you betting today? 1000 00:54:11,380 --> 00:54:12,796 No, we're here to stop a bet. 1001 00:54:12,796 --> 00:54:15,630 You've been given stolen money and you know that's illegal. 1002 00:54:15,838 --> 00:54:17,088 Is that right? 1003 00:54:17,255 --> 00:54:19,796 - Tell him, Rabbi. - Rabbi Horowitz. Shalom. 1004 00:54:20,255 --> 00:54:21,921 We need to retract the bet, please. 1005 00:54:22,130 --> 00:54:25,130 You know how this works, I can't cancel an hour before the race. 1006 00:54:25,130 --> 00:54:26,338 It's in the system. 1007 00:54:26,796 --> 00:54:29,296 Okay, okay. What are the odds on Slew o’ Gold? 1008 00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:32,296 - Three to one. - [Dovi] And the Kosher Kid? 1009 00:54:32,296 --> 00:54:33,630 [Roger] The Kosher Kid... 1010 00:54:33,630 --> 00:54:35,755 [Roger chuckles] That's 55 to one, boy. 1011 00:54:35,921 --> 00:54:38,255 What? Why'd you bet so much on a losing horse? 1012 00:54:38,421 --> 00:54:41,130 He's a member of the community. I always put 18k on him. 1013 00:54:41,296 --> 00:54:44,255 Putting money on a donkey isn't a mitzvah, Rabbi. 1014 00:54:45,546 --> 00:54:50,546 - Okay, who are the top contenders? - Dragonfly and Sparkling Water. 1015 00:54:51,213 --> 00:54:54,838 - Great jockey on Dragonfly. Johan Fourie. - Johan Fourie? 1016 00:54:54,838 --> 00:54:57,255 Ah, he's one of my clients. He just had a baby. 1017 00:54:57,421 --> 00:54:58,630 Oy! Mazel tov. 1018 00:55:01,171 --> 00:55:02,338 I've got an idea. 1019 00:55:04,046 --> 00:55:05,505 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Rabbi. 1020 00:55:06,588 --> 00:55:09,088 Go talk to Fourie, tell him not to race. 1021 00:55:10,588 --> 00:55:11,755 That's your idea? 1022 00:55:12,338 --> 00:55:14,213 Convince him. It'll increase our odds. 1023 00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:18,171 Oh, yeah. Sure, sure. Buy him a fucking cake. How am I supposed to do that? Dovi? 1024 00:55:18,338 --> 00:55:21,338 Bru, if you can convince people to buy your bullshit policies, 1025 00:55:21,338 --> 00:55:23,046 you can convince him not to race. 1026 00:55:23,213 --> 00:55:25,671 You are an excellent salesman, Justin. 1027 00:55:26,421 --> 00:55:29,880 I'll go talk to the jockey of Sparkling Water. Twist his arm. 1028 00:55:30,380 --> 00:55:31,713 So to speak. 1029 00:55:33,713 --> 00:55:35,838 - [Rabbi] What should I do? - [Dovi] Hang tight! 1030 00:55:35,838 --> 00:55:39,463 [Dovi] And no more fucking bets! Pardon the cursing. 1031 00:55:42,338 --> 00:55:44,421 [tense music plays] 1032 00:55:49,213 --> 00:55:51,046 [horse neighing] 1033 00:55:54,630 --> 00:55:58,463 Anyone know where Vincent Kumar is? The jockey of Sparkling Water? 1034 00:56:01,421 --> 00:56:02,296 Johan? 1035 00:56:03,130 --> 00:56:04,505 Ah. [chuckles] 1036 00:56:04,505 --> 00:56:05,796 Thank God I caught you. 1037 00:56:05,963 --> 00:56:09,546 - Justin, what are you doing here? - I came as soon as I saw you're racing. 1038 00:56:09,546 --> 00:56:12,421 Johan, I cannot let you go out there today. Sorry. 1039 00:56:13,838 --> 00:56:16,130 - Excuse me? - When I saw your name on the listing, 1040 00:56:16,130 --> 00:56:19,505 I realised we never increased your life policy when the baby was born. 1041 00:56:19,505 --> 00:56:22,630 - Is that something we should've done? - Is that something we-- 1042 00:56:22,630 --> 00:56:24,755 You have three beautiful children 1043 00:56:24,755 --> 00:56:26,838 - and a lovely wife, Danika. - Thanks. 1044 00:56:26,838 --> 00:56:31,421 Let's say you get hit by a bus or even worse, fall off your horse. 1045 00:56:31,421 --> 00:56:35,588 Now your current life cover wouldn't meet your monthly bond payments. 1046 00:56:35,755 --> 00:56:38,588 Your family would be forced out of their home. 1047 00:56:38,588 --> 00:56:40,588 Yeah, I mean, you wouldn't want that? 1048 00:56:40,755 --> 00:56:43,171 Isn't that what my dread and disease cover is for? 1049 00:56:43,338 --> 00:56:45,255 Yeah, no, absolutely. Exactly. 1050 00:56:45,255 --> 00:56:47,463 Which we haven't increased either. 1051 00:56:47,463 --> 00:56:51,505 Look, I appreciate the concern but can we set up a time next week, chat through it? 1052 00:56:51,671 --> 00:56:53,088 No, let's have it now. 1053 00:56:53,088 --> 00:56:54,171 Johan! 1054 00:56:57,838 --> 00:57:00,088 [breathing rhythmically] 1055 00:57:06,963 --> 00:57:08,088 Vincent? 1056 00:57:09,088 --> 00:57:11,838 - Who wants to know? - Oh, just a massive fan. 1057 00:57:12,380 --> 00:57:15,213 Dovi Diamond. I'm a businessman with a passion for the sport. 1058 00:57:15,213 --> 00:57:16,546 What you offering, Dovi? 1059 00:57:16,546 --> 00:57:19,546 I got sponsors queuing out the door to get their labels on me. 1060 00:57:19,546 --> 00:57:21,713 That's shweet, my bru. Hey? 1061 00:57:23,213 --> 00:57:24,296 [Vincent grunts] 1062 00:57:24,463 --> 00:57:25,421 Listen... 1063 00:57:25,421 --> 00:57:27,296 I can't let you go out there today. 1064 00:57:27,296 --> 00:57:28,671 [scoffs] 1065 00:57:28,671 --> 00:57:30,005 [Vincent grunts] 1066 00:57:30,171 --> 00:57:32,630 My boetie, he's put a lot of money on Slew o’ Gold... 1067 00:57:33,255 --> 00:57:35,505 and I need to make sure that horse wins. Okay? 1068 00:57:35,671 --> 00:57:36,796 [Vincent scoffs] 1069 00:57:37,296 --> 00:57:40,380 Well, there's a lot of money riding on me and Sparkling Water, 1070 00:57:40,380 --> 00:57:42,421 so I guess it all comes down to the race. 1071 00:57:42,588 --> 00:57:43,546 Is that so, hey? 1072 00:57:45,380 --> 00:57:47,130 [Vincent shouts, groans] 1073 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:48,546 [Vincent] Fuck! 1074 00:57:50,671 --> 00:57:52,796 - Are you gonna ride? Are you?! - What the fuck! 1075 00:57:52,796 --> 00:57:54,380 - Are you gonna ride? - Get off me! 1076 00:57:54,380 --> 00:57:57,046 - Answer me, Vincent! - Okay! I won't race! 1077 00:57:57,713 --> 00:57:59,505 - Right! - [Vincent breathing shakily] 1078 00:58:00,338 --> 00:58:01,921 Okay, thank you. 1079 00:58:01,921 --> 00:58:04,213 - But I'm afraid, boy... - [Vincent] Huh? 1080 00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:05,671 I don't believe you. 1081 00:58:05,671 --> 00:58:07,421 - [bones cracking] - [Vincent screams] 1082 00:58:08,921 --> 00:58:12,046 Johan, as your broker, I can't let you go out there. 1083 00:58:12,213 --> 00:58:14,963 - You made your point, but I've gotta go. - What? Hey-- 1084 00:58:18,546 --> 00:58:20,213 - [metal clanks] - [Johan grunts] 1085 00:58:23,005 --> 00:58:24,130 [Justin] Hm. 1086 00:58:24,130 --> 00:58:28,005 Um... Somebody help. Jockey down. Jockey down! 1087 00:58:42,588 --> 00:58:44,171 Afternoon, Rabbi. 1088 00:58:45,588 --> 00:58:47,171 [stammers] Afternoon. 1089 00:58:51,088 --> 00:58:52,880 [Rabbi groans, yelps] 1090 00:58:53,546 --> 00:58:55,213 Who has beef with Worsie Ferreira? 1091 00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,463 - Who? Rabbi? - [groaning] 1092 00:59:00,088 --> 00:59:01,338 Rabbi? 1093 00:59:02,255 --> 00:59:03,296 Rabbi? 1094 00:59:03,463 --> 00:59:05,255 [Rabbi straining] My heart. 1095 00:59:05,255 --> 00:59:08,713 [Rabbi groaning painfully] 1096 00:59:11,796 --> 00:59:14,463 - [Dovi] How did it go? - Yeah. I got into his head. 1097 00:59:14,463 --> 00:59:16,088 - You? - I broke his hands. 1098 00:59:16,255 --> 00:59:18,546 [commentator] Shock news from the paddock, folks. 1099 00:59:18,546 --> 00:59:21,588 Last-minute replacement jockeys on Dragonfly and Slew o’ Gold, 1100 00:59:21,588 --> 00:59:24,255 opening this race up for all kinds of possibilities. 1101 00:59:24,421 --> 00:59:26,463 - Shame. Wonder what happened? - Good to hear. 1102 00:59:26,630 --> 00:59:29,796 [commentator] The contenders are lined up at the starting gate... 1103 00:59:29,796 --> 00:59:32,796 And away they go and racing from the 1400-metre mark. 1104 00:59:32,963 --> 00:59:34,046 Come on, Slew o’ Gold. 1105 00:59:34,213 --> 00:59:37,088 [commentator] ...but it's Slew o’ Gold breaking away... 1106 00:59:37,255 --> 00:59:39,380 - Come, on. Run, man! - Run, you fuck! 1107 00:59:39,546 --> 00:59:41,421 [commentary continues] 1108 00:59:41,588 --> 00:59:43,505 - [both shout] - Why'd you pull it back? 1109 00:59:44,088 --> 00:59:46,463 - Come on! Swing out! - Come on, man! Come, on! 1110 00:59:46,630 --> 00:59:50,505 [commentator] ...the 200-metre mark, this is gonna be a huge upset for the punters! 1111 00:59:50,671 --> 00:59:51,880 - Oh, come on! - No, no, no! 1112 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,296 - [commentator] It's the Kosher Kid. - [both] What? 1113 00:59:54,463 --> 00:59:57,380 [commentator] Only 100 metres to go... Kosher Kid! The winner! 1114 00:59:57,546 --> 00:59:58,755 But that's impossible! 1115 00:59:59,671 --> 01:00:02,171 - What are the odds on Kosher Kid? - Fifty-five to one. 1116 01:00:03,380 --> 01:00:06,005 - What's 18k times 55? - Oh, my God. 1117 01:00:06,463 --> 01:00:09,338 - One million rand. - [Justin] Thank you, God. 1118 01:00:09,338 --> 01:00:11,005 Thanks for your business, Rog. 1119 01:00:12,171 --> 01:00:14,671 - What happened to Rabbi Horowitz? - I don't know. 1120 01:00:15,296 --> 01:00:17,338 [Justin] Oof! [chuckles] 1121 01:00:18,255 --> 01:00:19,880 [Rabbi groaning] 1122 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:21,421 [rubbery thud] 1123 01:00:21,963 --> 01:00:23,755 [Natalie] Adios, Banderas. 1124 01:00:25,088 --> 01:00:26,588 [Natalie straining] 1125 01:00:36,296 --> 01:00:37,671 Okay. 1126 01:00:39,755 --> 01:00:40,921 [rubbery thud] 1127 01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,463 [Natalie straining] 1128 01:00:53,005 --> 01:00:54,921 [strenuous groan] 1129 01:01:07,588 --> 01:01:10,671 [light, playful music playing] 1130 01:01:23,713 --> 01:01:25,755 [money counter whirring] 1131 01:01:28,463 --> 01:01:29,880 A million bucks, boy. 1132 01:01:35,088 --> 01:01:37,005 Hey, you got all these here? 1133 01:01:38,546 --> 01:01:41,171 [gentle music plays] 1134 01:01:42,255 --> 01:01:44,546 He was younger than I am now when he died. 1135 01:01:44,546 --> 01:01:46,421 A heart attack at 45. 1136 01:01:46,421 --> 01:01:47,505 That's just bad luck. 1137 01:01:47,671 --> 01:01:51,046 That's because they weren't checking cholesterol twice a year back then. 1138 01:01:51,588 --> 01:01:54,171 Today he would have been on statins. Lived a long life. 1139 01:01:54,171 --> 01:01:55,255 [Dovi] Mm. 1140 01:01:55,421 --> 01:01:56,921 When last did you check yours? 1141 01:01:58,380 --> 01:02:00,255 - I don't know. - Jesus, Dovi. 1142 01:02:00,255 --> 01:02:02,546 You could be a walking heart attack right now. 1143 01:02:02,546 --> 01:02:04,546 You gotta check it at least once a year. 1144 01:02:08,921 --> 01:02:10,213 He loved you. 1145 01:02:12,171 --> 01:02:13,380 And you. 1146 01:02:13,380 --> 01:02:16,130 I wasn't cut from the same cloth as the old geezer. 1147 01:02:17,213 --> 01:02:19,005 You, on the other hand... 1148 01:02:19,588 --> 01:02:21,005 He would be proud of you. 1149 01:02:23,171 --> 01:02:24,421 We all are. 1150 01:02:32,755 --> 01:02:34,505 Those aren't supposed to be in there. 1151 01:02:36,713 --> 01:02:40,380 You know, they should never have arrested you when you crashed that car, Dov. 1152 01:02:40,380 --> 01:02:41,546 You were just a kid. 1153 01:02:41,713 --> 01:02:44,505 Yeah, that was an expensive sports car, boy. 1154 01:02:44,505 --> 01:02:47,713 I would've pressed charges too if some little shit had crashed it. 1155 01:02:47,713 --> 01:02:49,755 - Jesus, that was a party. - [Dovi chuckles] 1156 01:02:49,755 --> 01:02:52,838 - Fucking hell, we were wasted. - [Dovi] You were the most wasted. 1157 01:02:53,421 --> 01:02:55,713 Dad had just died, you were really going for it. 1158 01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:58,338 I think I drank a whole bottle of tequila that night. 1159 01:02:58,505 --> 01:02:59,755 [Dovi chuckles] 1160 01:03:00,338 --> 01:03:03,921 [Justin] I remember running outside and you were in the driver's seat. 1161 01:03:04,963 --> 01:03:06,755 Jeez, and that car was totalled, hey? 1162 01:03:07,463 --> 01:03:09,546 [gate buzzing] 1163 01:03:10,671 --> 01:03:12,046 [Dovi] Who the fuck is this? 1164 01:03:19,671 --> 01:03:22,588 [tense music plays] 1165 01:03:26,546 --> 01:03:28,588 - [Henko] Howzit, sir. - [Dovi] What you want? 1166 01:03:28,588 --> 01:03:32,296 [Henko] Home Security from behind here. An oke escaped and climbed in through 1167 01:03:32,296 --> 01:03:34,755 - [Henko] your warehouse. I can see-- - [Dovi] What? 1168 01:03:34,755 --> 01:03:37,713 - [Dovi] What the fuck? - [Henko] Shut up, okay? 1169 01:03:37,713 --> 01:03:39,921 [Henko inaudible] 1170 01:03:46,838 --> 01:03:48,880 [tense music builds] 1171 01:03:51,963 --> 01:03:55,380 Now, which one of you boys is Dovi Diamond? 1172 01:03:55,380 --> 01:03:57,088 What? You don't recognise me? 1173 01:03:57,671 --> 01:03:59,171 - [Justin] Whoa! - [Dovi] Fuck! 1174 01:03:59,338 --> 01:04:02,296 Howzit? I'm Justin Diamond, wellness and medical aid broker-- 1175 01:04:02,463 --> 01:04:05,421 Shut up... I didn't ask for your fucking life story. Okay? 1176 01:04:06,338 --> 01:04:09,713 Now, one of you better explain to me, politely, 1177 01:04:09,713 --> 01:04:11,880 why you're after Worsie Ferreira's daughter. 1178 01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,046 Worsie Ferreira? 1179 01:04:13,463 --> 01:04:15,880 - Are you fucking kidding me? - Who's Worsie Ferreira? 1180 01:04:16,088 --> 01:04:18,838 This oke's boere mafia. He's fucking deeper than Stellies. 1181 01:04:19,005 --> 01:04:21,921 - [Justin] Whoa! Jesus. - Fuck, man! Will you stop doing that?! 1182 01:04:21,921 --> 01:04:24,921 - Why did you attack Cindy? - It was a misunderstanding, okay? 1183 01:04:24,921 --> 01:04:27,546 We tried to intimidate my boet's girlfriend. 1184 01:04:27,546 --> 01:04:30,505 - No, well, not my girlfriend. - My guys got the address wrong. 1185 01:04:30,505 --> 01:04:34,296 - Tell Worsie, we're sorry. - Yeah, I mean we didn't mean to kill her. 1186 01:04:34,505 --> 01:04:36,880 - Ow, fuck! - Will you stop doing that, please. 1187 01:04:37,046 --> 01:04:39,880 You fucking fucks fucked with a powerful man's daughter. 1188 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:42,921 Obviously that means you trying to send him a message, right? 1189 01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:44,588 Why don't you give me that message, 1190 01:04:44,588 --> 01:04:46,546 before I really start fucking hurting you? 1191 01:04:46,546 --> 01:04:49,838 Okay. Okay... We've got a message for Worsie, yeah. 1192 01:04:50,671 --> 01:04:51,713 What... We do? 1193 01:04:51,713 --> 01:04:54,963 Yeah. It's in the top drawer there in a... in an envelope. 1194 01:04:56,213 --> 01:04:59,088 - You've got an actual message for him? - Yeah. 1195 01:04:59,088 --> 01:05:01,588 - What, like on a paper? - [Dovi] Yeah, from my boss. 1196 01:05:01,588 --> 01:05:04,338 Just in case, you know, Worsie's people arrived. 1197 01:05:04,505 --> 01:05:06,421 What, like, handwriting or typed? 1198 01:05:06,421 --> 01:05:08,713 Why don't we just let them talk on the phone? 1199 01:05:08,713 --> 01:05:12,796 Our boss likes to transact in writing, Justin. You know this. 1200 01:05:12,963 --> 01:05:14,255 No, no, no... 1201 01:05:14,755 --> 01:05:17,130 Okay, show me. 1202 01:05:18,505 --> 01:05:21,088 - Okay. - [Henko] Yeah. Okay. 1203 01:05:21,255 --> 01:05:22,213 Over here. 1204 01:05:24,130 --> 01:05:25,088 [Henko] Hey! 1205 01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:28,505 [Henko] Up! 1206 01:05:29,213 --> 01:05:30,296 Up hands. 1207 01:05:32,421 --> 01:05:33,505 Yeah. 1208 01:05:36,421 --> 01:05:37,380 Where's it? 1209 01:05:38,046 --> 01:05:40,630 - The top drawer, in the back. - Here? 1210 01:05:40,630 --> 01:05:41,921 The brown envelope. 1211 01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:47,463 [Justin mouths] 1212 01:05:52,171 --> 01:05:53,838 - [mouthing] - [Henko] In here? 1213 01:05:56,338 --> 01:05:58,213 [Dovi] Yeah, yeah... at the back. 1214 01:06:02,505 --> 01:06:03,505 This? 1215 01:06:03,505 --> 01:06:04,963 Yeah, yeah. 1216 01:06:04,963 --> 01:06:06,338 Is there anthrax in here? 1217 01:06:06,505 --> 01:06:08,838 [Dovi] Just open the envelope, there's a message. 1218 01:06:08,838 --> 01:06:12,338 I'm gonna put my mouth on here. If I taste anything, you're fucking gone. 1219 01:06:15,046 --> 01:06:16,213 Go, boy! 1220 01:06:16,213 --> 01:06:17,630 [blade slicing] 1221 01:06:17,630 --> 01:06:19,296 [both screaming] 1222 01:06:21,921 --> 01:06:24,505 [both grunting] 1223 01:06:25,463 --> 01:06:27,338 [Henko] Fuck you! Lying son of a bitch! 1224 01:06:27,338 --> 01:06:28,963 [Dovi] You're a son of a bitch! 1225 01:06:30,588 --> 01:06:34,213 [tense music builds] 1226 01:06:34,796 --> 01:06:35,838 Fuck! 1227 01:06:37,130 --> 01:06:38,921 [Henko] What now, huh? 1228 01:06:39,088 --> 01:06:40,796 [Justin shouts] Freeze! 1229 01:06:41,755 --> 01:06:43,046 [gun cocks] 1230 01:06:46,630 --> 01:06:48,046 Put the gun down, sunshine. 1231 01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:50,296 Don't put the gun down, Justin. 1232 01:06:50,963 --> 01:06:53,588 Don't push me, man. I'm dangerous. 1233 01:06:53,588 --> 01:06:55,921 Do you even know how that thing works? Huh? 1234 01:06:58,463 --> 01:07:01,463 - You don't have it in you. - Oh, don't I? Don't I? 1235 01:07:01,630 --> 01:07:03,546 Well, how do you like it when I do that-- 1236 01:07:03,713 --> 01:07:06,213 - [shot fires, casing clinks] - [loud thud] 1237 01:07:06,713 --> 01:07:08,005 [gun clanks] 1238 01:07:08,171 --> 01:07:10,046 [high-pitched squeal] 1239 01:07:11,171 --> 01:07:12,713 Very classy, boy. 1240 01:07:21,963 --> 01:07:23,630 [Dovi] What the f-- 1241 01:07:24,463 --> 01:07:26,046 [Dovi chuckles] 1242 01:07:27,171 --> 01:07:29,463 This oke's a real joker. 1243 01:07:32,921 --> 01:07:34,630 Jesus, Dovi. I just killed a man. 1244 01:07:34,630 --> 01:07:36,130 Yeah... 1245 01:07:36,130 --> 01:07:38,671 The first kill is always a hard one. 1246 01:07:40,713 --> 01:07:42,421 Okay, let's get to work with this... 1247 01:07:42,588 --> 01:07:44,838 Whoa, whoa! Dovi, what the fuck are you doing? 1248 01:07:45,005 --> 01:07:46,630 I'm cutting up the body, Justin. 1249 01:07:47,380 --> 01:07:50,171 You can't just chop him up right here in your office, Dovi. 1250 01:07:50,338 --> 01:07:51,630 I put down a drop sheet. 1251 01:07:51,796 --> 01:07:53,755 We gotta call the cops to sort this out. 1252 01:07:53,921 --> 01:07:55,630 You shot the guy in the face, boy. 1253 01:07:55,630 --> 01:07:57,880 Okay, that's gonna be a tough one to explain. 1254 01:07:59,546 --> 01:08:02,171 It'll be as easy as cutting up a chicken. Eight pieces. 1255 01:08:02,921 --> 01:08:05,005 No, no, fuck it, Dovi! Please, please. 1256 01:08:05,171 --> 01:08:07,171 - Fuck sakes. - There's gotta be another way. 1257 01:08:07,171 --> 01:08:10,046 Something less... fucking hectic than this! 1258 01:08:11,796 --> 01:08:13,213 We could bury him? 1259 01:08:13,755 --> 01:08:15,671 But digging a hole's a real schlep, boy. 1260 01:08:15,838 --> 01:08:19,171 It's fine, it's fine! Absolutely fine. Fine. I'll do it, I'll dig. 1261 01:08:19,171 --> 01:08:21,213 Just... not like this, man. 1262 01:08:22,838 --> 01:08:24,463 [sighs heavily] 1263 01:08:25,796 --> 01:08:26,796 Actually... 1264 01:08:27,380 --> 01:08:28,963 there is another way. 1265 01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:34,421 [Justin] He's got no fucking brains, but his head's so fucking heavy. 1266 01:08:34,588 --> 01:08:38,380 - [Dovi] Bru, I need to take a break. - No, no, keep it moving. Keep it moving. 1267 01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:40,421 [Dovi straining] 1268 01:08:40,588 --> 01:08:43,338 Okay, okay. Here we go. Here we go. 1269 01:08:48,005 --> 01:08:49,463 Since when do you own a boat? 1270 01:08:50,088 --> 01:08:52,963 Since I won it off Donkey Smit with a royal flush. 1271 01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:55,296 Does Mom know about this? 1272 01:08:55,463 --> 01:08:58,213 Yeah, of course. I've taken her out, she loves the sea air. 1273 01:08:58,380 --> 01:09:00,755 No, I mean, does Mom know you spelt her name wrong? 1274 01:09:03,130 --> 01:09:04,130 Did I? 1275 01:09:21,463 --> 01:09:24,838 Right. This should be far enough. Harbour Master won't find us here. 1276 01:09:24,838 --> 01:09:26,921 Fucking oke busts my balls, hey. 1277 01:09:27,421 --> 01:09:31,838 Ah! That should do. We must take that plastic off. 1278 01:09:31,838 --> 01:09:34,546 Don't want the bubbles to bring him back to the surface. 1279 01:09:37,671 --> 01:09:38,838 Shit. 1280 01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:41,630 - What? - I forgot the bricks. 1281 01:09:41,630 --> 01:09:43,963 I haven't done a body drop for such a long time. 1282 01:09:43,963 --> 01:09:47,296 Put that around his ankles. We'll just have to improvise. 1283 01:09:47,963 --> 01:09:51,046 [Dovi] Um... ah! There you go, we'll tie him to the anchor. 1284 01:09:51,796 --> 01:09:53,213 [Dovi] Righto. 1285 01:09:53,213 --> 01:09:56,213 Make a solid knot there, hey. Give me the other end, boy. 1286 01:09:56,213 --> 01:09:58,505 Right over left and left over right. Reef knot. 1287 01:09:58,505 --> 01:10:00,713 Okay. Let's get this fucker out of here. 1288 01:10:00,713 --> 01:10:02,796 [both straining, groaning] 1289 01:10:02,963 --> 01:10:05,630 [Dovi] Okay. One, two, three! 1290 01:10:06,213 --> 01:10:08,213 [Dovi] I think I'm gonna get a hernia. 1291 01:10:11,380 --> 01:10:14,880 Rest in peace, you scary ginger fuck. 1292 01:10:15,046 --> 01:10:16,338 [large splash] 1293 01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:18,880 [Henko growls] 1294 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:19,880 [Dovi] Shit! 1295 01:10:20,755 --> 01:10:22,921 - [Justin shouts] - [Henko straining] 1296 01:10:24,380 --> 01:10:26,838 - Let him go, you fuck! - [Henko] Fuck you! 1297 01:10:26,838 --> 01:10:28,546 Jus, let go of the fucking bag! 1298 01:10:30,380 --> 01:10:31,921 Let go of the bag, boet! 1299 01:10:31,921 --> 01:10:35,088 - [Justin rasping] I can't. - [Dovi] Let go of the bag, man! 1300 01:10:41,588 --> 01:10:42,671 [Henko shouts] 1301 01:10:43,255 --> 01:10:44,588 [Dovi] I've got you, boy. 1302 01:10:45,213 --> 01:10:47,546 [Justin gasping, coughing] 1303 01:10:47,546 --> 01:10:48,963 [Dovi] Fuck this oke. 1304 01:10:49,130 --> 01:10:52,005 [gun cocks, shots fired] 1305 01:10:52,713 --> 01:10:55,380 [chuckles] Holy shit, the oke must've had a skull graze. 1306 01:10:56,255 --> 01:10:59,046 - Oh, my God, the money. I need the money. - The money's gone. 1307 01:10:59,046 --> 01:11:02,213 - Justin! The money is gone. - I've been doing ice baths for years. 1308 01:11:02,213 --> 01:11:05,588 My body can withstand these temperatures. Don't worry, I can do this. 1309 01:11:05,755 --> 01:11:06,838 [Dovi resigned] Okay. 1310 01:11:08,213 --> 01:11:10,130 [loud splash] 1311 01:11:11,963 --> 01:11:15,588 Oh, my God, it's fucking freezing! Jesus! Fuck! Get me outta here. 1312 01:11:19,963 --> 01:11:21,338 [sighs] 1313 01:11:21,505 --> 01:11:23,463 Sorry about the money, boy. 1314 01:11:24,630 --> 01:11:26,088 And your neck, too. 1315 01:11:26,921 --> 01:11:29,171 You should probably see a doctor about that. 1316 01:11:32,380 --> 01:11:34,088 We'll make a plan, Just. 1317 01:11:34,755 --> 01:11:36,880 - We'll figure it out. - Yeah. 1318 01:11:40,505 --> 01:11:42,671 Okay, boy. [grunts] 1319 01:11:48,838 --> 01:11:51,755 [gentle music plays] 1320 01:11:57,546 --> 01:11:59,046 [sighs] 1321 01:12:16,505 --> 01:12:18,046 [hushed] Natz? 1322 01:12:18,255 --> 01:12:19,255 [whispers] Hey. 1323 01:12:19,255 --> 01:12:21,213 - What are you doing in there? - Nothing. 1324 01:12:22,630 --> 01:12:24,671 Jesus, what happened to you? 1325 01:12:25,213 --> 01:12:27,838 Came off my mountain bike. [scoffs] That's it. 1326 01:12:29,713 --> 01:12:31,588 You look a little... flustered. 1327 01:12:31,588 --> 01:12:33,630 Were you doing yoga in there or something? 1328 01:12:34,171 --> 01:12:35,380 Um... 1329 01:12:35,380 --> 01:12:37,088 Yes, I was. 1330 01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:39,796 - Oh. - You didn't tell me you were riding. 1331 01:12:39,963 --> 01:12:42,796 It was a last-minute cycle thing in Tokai. 1332 01:12:42,796 --> 01:12:44,130 Yeah, with, um... 1333 01:12:44,921 --> 01:12:46,421 with Gary. Gary was there. 1334 01:12:47,088 --> 01:12:48,088 Oh? 1335 01:12:49,588 --> 01:12:51,130 Okay. Well, I'm gonna go to bed. 1336 01:12:51,130 --> 01:12:53,713 - Did you get a haircut or something? - No. 1337 01:12:54,713 --> 01:12:57,630 [light music plays] 1338 01:12:57,796 --> 01:12:59,546 Facial? [slight chuckle] 1339 01:13:01,463 --> 01:13:02,963 [lightly] No? 1340 01:13:03,130 --> 01:13:04,838 No... something's different. 1341 01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:08,338 I mean, you look, um... 1342 01:13:10,671 --> 01:13:12,421 You look great. 1343 01:13:14,046 --> 01:13:16,671 You look, uh... you look really great. 1344 01:13:21,380 --> 01:13:23,130 [Natalie tuts] 1345 01:13:23,296 --> 01:13:24,838 Not really in the mood. 1346 01:13:27,796 --> 01:13:29,046 Goodnight. 1347 01:13:40,380 --> 01:13:44,671 [lifeguard] No, dude, let me tell you, this chick was fucking smoking, man. 1348 01:13:44,671 --> 01:13:48,046 - [person over radio] Did you bang her? - [lifeguard] I mean, I tried. 1349 01:13:48,046 --> 01:13:52,005 [person over radio] Call and ask if she has friends. Bring her to Jordan's party. 1350 01:13:52,005 --> 01:13:56,130 He bought, like, 12 kegs of beer and he's got a big jumping castle, 1351 01:13:56,296 --> 01:13:58,380 - and gummies... - Hang on. I'll call you back. 1352 01:14:02,130 --> 01:14:05,005 [lifeguard panting] 1353 01:14:10,421 --> 01:14:12,588 [panicked] Oh! 1354 01:14:14,671 --> 01:14:17,130 Oh, shit. Shit... 1355 01:14:18,630 --> 01:14:21,505 Four, five, six, seven, eight... 1356 01:14:39,963 --> 01:14:41,213 [flair gun whooshes] 1357 01:14:41,213 --> 01:14:43,380 [screams painfully] 1358 01:14:46,671 --> 01:14:49,796 [painful screaming continues] 1359 01:14:50,463 --> 01:14:52,755 [lifeguard crying] Ow, fuck! 1360 01:14:55,796 --> 01:14:57,463 Where'd you park the scooter? 1361 01:14:57,630 --> 01:14:58,755 [screaming continues] 1362 01:14:58,963 --> 01:15:00,630 Just tell me the colour, man. 1363 01:15:00,796 --> 01:15:02,088 [lifeguard crying] Ow! 1364 01:15:02,255 --> 01:15:03,671 [Henko] Oh, fuck you. 1365 01:15:06,296 --> 01:15:08,755 [lifeguard hyperventilating] 1366 01:15:10,088 --> 01:15:11,713 [lifeguard screams] Fuck! 1367 01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:16,963 [phone vibrating] 1368 01:15:21,421 --> 01:15:22,255 [Justin] What? 1369 01:15:22,421 --> 01:15:24,880 [Dovi] Jus, I've been giving it some thought, boy. 1370 01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:27,505 There's a way we can do this which is totally legal. 1371 01:15:27,671 --> 01:15:31,713 No more dodgy shit. I'm sending you an address. Meet me there in an hour, okay? 1372 01:15:32,630 --> 01:15:35,630 Or don't, and let that chick post that video and ruin your life. 1373 01:15:36,921 --> 01:15:39,088 A tough situation you got yourself into. 1374 01:15:39,088 --> 01:15:41,338 - Have you tried killing her? - [Justin] No, man. 1375 01:15:41,755 --> 01:15:46,005 - I thought we doing this the legal way. - We are, we are! He's just joking, boy. 1376 01:15:46,171 --> 01:15:48,338 Roland Duiker. The best lawyer in the country. 1377 01:15:48,505 --> 01:15:50,171 Listen... 1378 01:15:50,171 --> 01:15:53,505 Fact of the matter is this. Extortion is an illegal act, all right? 1379 01:15:53,505 --> 01:15:57,755 Now, if we can prove that this is what this chick is doing to you, 1380 01:15:57,755 --> 01:16:00,796 wham-bam boogie... We file a restraining order against her. 1381 01:16:01,463 --> 01:16:03,463 Okay? Yeah, that sounds promising. 1382 01:16:03,630 --> 01:16:07,921 Tell me something, Justin. Have you got any text messages, recorded conversations 1383 01:16:07,921 --> 01:16:10,421 that we can use to prove that she's been doing this? 1384 01:16:11,796 --> 01:16:13,588 Well, there's a... there's a video. 1385 01:16:14,671 --> 01:16:15,880 What kind of video? 1386 01:16:17,171 --> 01:16:18,296 [Justin] Mm... 1387 01:16:18,296 --> 01:16:20,255 [Marika moaning on tablet] 1388 01:16:20,421 --> 01:16:22,713 I've never done it on a Pilates ball before, boy. 1389 01:16:22,713 --> 01:16:24,755 Hey? Looks like it gives you some thrust? 1390 01:16:24,755 --> 01:16:25,713 Shut up, Dovi. 1391 01:16:25,713 --> 01:16:29,255 Hey, Justin. This is good. Very good. This is exactly what we need. 1392 01:16:29,255 --> 01:16:33,046 Now, what we do is we take those text messages that she's been sending you, 1393 01:16:33,046 --> 01:16:36,713 together with this, we file a restraining order against her. 1394 01:16:36,713 --> 01:16:40,796 If she leaks anything, my friends, she goes bouncing off to jail. 1395 01:16:40,796 --> 01:16:42,588 - It's simple as that. - Really? 1396 01:16:44,588 --> 01:16:46,421 - Great. - [moaning continues] 1397 01:16:46,421 --> 01:16:48,171 This is very good... 1398 01:16:48,171 --> 01:16:49,796 [tuts] Very good. 1399 01:16:49,796 --> 01:16:52,963 If you don't think I'll go through with this, then you're wrong, 1400 01:16:52,963 --> 01:16:54,130 I've got what it takes. 1401 01:16:54,130 --> 01:16:56,421 That sex video that you made of us 1402 01:16:56,421 --> 01:16:58,588 is proof that you're trying to extort me, 1403 01:16:59,171 --> 01:17:00,421 which is illegal. 1404 01:17:00,421 --> 01:17:06,046 So, either you do exactly what I say or you're going to prison, Marika. 1405 01:17:06,630 --> 01:17:07,796 Do you understand? 1406 01:17:18,380 --> 01:17:22,046 [Marika crying] I don't want to go to jail, Justin. 1407 01:17:22,046 --> 01:17:25,213 I'll die in jail. Do you want me to die? 1408 01:17:25,213 --> 01:17:27,255 [Marika sobbing] 1409 01:17:27,255 --> 01:17:31,213 I was just... I was just so cross, you know, and I didn't want to lose you. 1410 01:17:31,380 --> 01:17:34,171 I need you to delete that video off your phone, your laptop, 1411 01:17:34,171 --> 01:17:36,171 off all your tech. Right now. 1412 01:17:36,171 --> 01:17:40,963 I can't, Justin. It's in the Cloud. You can't delete anything from the Cloud. 1413 01:17:40,963 --> 01:17:43,296 Yeah. No, you can. Pass me your phone. 1414 01:17:43,296 --> 01:17:46,213 My parents were so excited to meet you. 1415 01:17:46,796 --> 01:17:50,171 [blubbering] And I... And I just... 1416 01:17:50,171 --> 01:17:53,421 I told them... I told them I was in love with you. 1417 01:17:55,046 --> 01:17:57,880 I'm fucking in love with you, Justin! 1418 01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:01,296 [sobbing] 1419 01:18:01,463 --> 01:18:04,630 - No, come-- Okay, okay. - Please. 1420 01:18:04,630 --> 01:18:07,130 It's okay. It's best for both of us. 1421 01:18:07,713 --> 01:18:09,755 [Justin] Now, now. There, there. 1422 01:18:11,213 --> 01:18:14,588 Ooh, ooh. No, no, no... Marika... Marika. No, no. Marika. 1423 01:18:14,588 --> 01:18:16,463 No, no... Enough! 1424 01:18:18,921 --> 01:18:20,671 [phone keys clicking] 1425 01:18:20,671 --> 01:18:22,630 I'm not fucking losing you. 1426 01:18:23,088 --> 01:18:25,546 I'm not fucking losing you! 1427 01:18:25,713 --> 01:18:27,963 What are you doing? Marika, just get off, man. 1428 01:18:27,963 --> 01:18:30,130 Ow! Ow! No, no. Fuck, fuck! No-- 1429 01:18:30,130 --> 01:18:32,463 You drawing blood, Marika. You're drawing blood. 1430 01:18:32,671 --> 01:18:34,005 [client] Marika? Uh... 1431 01:18:35,921 --> 01:18:39,046 [client] I, um... I didn't realise you had a client. 1432 01:18:40,505 --> 01:18:42,463 No, we just finished. 1433 01:18:42,630 --> 01:18:46,963 Yeah. Um... Thank you, Marika, for that session. 1434 01:18:46,963 --> 01:18:49,838 Um, I've deleted my appointment from your calendar. 1435 01:18:49,838 --> 01:18:52,921 So if you could delete all my appointments from your calendar, 1436 01:18:52,921 --> 01:18:53,963 that'd be great. 1437 01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:56,088 Yes. Absolutely. 1438 01:18:56,838 --> 01:18:59,505 - I will see you next Tues-- - When you see me! 1439 01:19:04,130 --> 01:19:06,130 - Don't tell me she bit you? - She bit me. 1440 01:19:06,296 --> 01:19:07,963 Wow. [chuckles] 1441 01:19:08,546 --> 01:19:10,671 - You really caught a crazy there, boy. - Jesus. 1442 01:19:11,255 --> 01:19:13,630 But... she agreed? 1443 01:19:15,380 --> 01:19:17,963 - [chuckles] - [Justin relieved sigh] 1444 01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:21,130 But, you, um... 1445 01:19:21,671 --> 01:19:23,046 you really had my back, Dovi. 1446 01:19:24,130 --> 01:19:27,088 - Don't get all soft on me now, boy. - No, I'm not. It's just... 1447 01:19:38,338 --> 01:19:40,296 Oh, shit. I'm gonna be late for my preso. 1448 01:19:40,296 --> 01:19:41,255 [Dovi] Yep, yep. 1449 01:19:47,296 --> 01:19:49,088 [tense music plays] 1450 01:19:54,921 --> 01:19:56,921 [Justin] Now, I know what you're thinking, 1451 01:19:56,921 --> 01:20:00,421 "I'm not fit enough for the Prime Program, I'll never reach Gold Status." 1452 01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:05,921 Let me tell you, nine years ago I was exactly where you are now. 1453 01:20:05,921 --> 01:20:10,796 And you know what? I didn't reach Gold Status. I reached Diamond Status. 1454 01:20:11,421 --> 01:20:15,296 And I've been Diamond Status every year since. 1455 01:20:18,463 --> 01:20:20,796 First things first, get yourself a smartwatch. 1456 01:20:20,796 --> 01:20:22,921 This is a Garmin fenix 7X. 1457 01:20:22,921 --> 01:20:26,130 It's an absolute beast. But any old smartwatch will do. 1458 01:20:26,713 --> 01:20:28,921 And when your watch tells you to move, 1459 01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:30,963 you move. 1460 01:20:31,130 --> 01:20:33,171 [Marika moaning on projector] 1461 01:20:33,338 --> 01:20:35,880 [audience murmuring] 1462 01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:39,046 [phone cameras clicking] 1463 01:20:41,046 --> 01:20:42,671 [Justin] Sorry... 1464 01:20:45,005 --> 01:20:48,130 [Marika on projector] Never stop bouncing me! 1465 01:20:53,046 --> 01:20:55,921 [voice message] Justin, it's Sam. What the hell's going on? 1466 01:20:55,921 --> 01:20:57,296 The phones are going crazy. 1467 01:20:57,296 --> 01:21:00,838 All your clients are pulling their portfolios because of some viral video. 1468 01:21:00,838 --> 01:21:02,338 Call me when you get this. 1469 01:21:05,838 --> 01:21:08,921 [tyres screeching] 1470 01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:11,338 [Justin calling] Natalie! 1471 01:21:12,505 --> 01:21:13,671 Natz? 1472 01:21:16,838 --> 01:21:17,796 Natz? 1473 01:21:21,713 --> 01:21:23,921 - Nat? - [Natalie] Oh, shit. 1474 01:21:25,255 --> 01:21:26,630 Natalie? 1475 01:21:27,713 --> 01:21:29,171 [door cracking] 1476 01:21:29,338 --> 01:21:31,130 - Natz? - [shouts] Stop it, I'm in here! 1477 01:21:38,088 --> 01:21:39,546 What's going on? 1478 01:21:39,713 --> 01:21:42,005 Why are you breaking down the door? 1479 01:21:45,546 --> 01:21:47,130 Is that Antonio Banderas? 1480 01:21:50,546 --> 01:21:51,880 Are you fucking this thing? 1481 01:21:52,796 --> 01:21:55,755 - What if I am? - [scoffs] Okay. 1482 01:21:56,796 --> 01:21:57,796 Okay... 1483 01:21:58,505 --> 01:21:59,463 Why? 1484 01:21:59,630 --> 01:22:02,921 Because, Justin! Him and I have intimacy. 1485 01:22:02,921 --> 01:22:05,963 Okay? Which is something you and I haven't had in a long time. 1486 01:22:05,963 --> 01:22:06,963 I know. 1487 01:22:06,963 --> 01:22:09,630 - I've been neglectful of you and-- - [phone vibrating] 1488 01:22:09,796 --> 01:22:12,171 - I want that to change, Natalie. - [message alerts] 1489 01:22:12,380 --> 01:22:15,630 I don't wanna keep you at arm's length, I've got so much to tell you. 1490 01:22:15,838 --> 01:22:18,005 - Why's my phone going mad? - No, no, Natalie. 1491 01:22:18,005 --> 01:22:21,630 No, no. Don't look at the phone. Don't-- Look at me, Natalie. Natalie... 1492 01:22:21,796 --> 01:22:23,755 - What the fuck am I looking at? - [moaning] 1493 01:22:23,755 --> 01:22:26,171 I can explain almost everything. 1494 01:22:26,171 --> 01:22:28,213 [metered] Oh, my God. 1495 01:22:28,213 --> 01:22:29,755 [softly] Natalie... 1496 01:22:29,755 --> 01:22:32,171 - I fucking knew it. - I can explain. 1497 01:22:32,338 --> 01:22:34,755 You need to get out of this house, right now. 1498 01:22:34,921 --> 01:22:38,380 - No, let's talk about it. - Get the fuck out. 1499 01:22:38,380 --> 01:22:40,963 Okay, you need to calm down. Don't kick me-- 1500 01:22:40,963 --> 01:22:42,338 - What about the kids? - Go! 1501 01:22:42,505 --> 01:22:43,630 [Justin] Ow! 1502 01:22:46,588 --> 01:22:47,796 [muffled] Oh, my God. 1503 01:23:01,588 --> 01:23:03,880 [Marika on phone] ...stop bouncing me! 1504 01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:07,171 Jus? What the hell did you just do, boy? 1505 01:23:07,671 --> 01:23:10,338 You showed your bouncy video to a packed auditorium. 1506 01:23:10,921 --> 01:23:12,005 Why? 1507 01:23:14,463 --> 01:23:17,380 Ah, shit, boy. You just fucked it all up. 1508 01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:21,963 We can get on top of this. We'll speak to my Russian friend, Yuri. 1509 01:23:21,963 --> 01:23:25,505 He can hack into the WhatsApp server, take the video down with a virus. 1510 01:23:25,505 --> 01:23:29,671 It will cost a couple of grand, but, you know, in the meantime, 1511 01:23:29,671 --> 01:23:32,088 you just deny, deny, deny. 1512 01:23:32,088 --> 01:23:33,755 You'll say it's AI or some shit. 1513 01:23:33,755 --> 01:23:36,963 I mean, you've seen that video with Will Smith and the spaghetti. 1514 01:23:36,963 --> 01:23:38,546 They can do anything these days. 1515 01:23:38,546 --> 01:23:41,421 It's not you in the video. Fake news, my bru. 1516 01:23:41,588 --> 01:23:44,005 Shut up, Dovi. You stupid fuck. 1517 01:23:44,005 --> 01:23:47,380 Do you not get it, huh? Do you not get this? 1518 01:23:48,005 --> 01:23:49,421 This is on you. 1519 01:23:50,130 --> 01:23:52,880 I asked you a simple, simple favour. It was so simple. 1520 01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:55,005 You just talk to her and you scare her. 1521 01:23:55,005 --> 01:23:57,755 But no, you hand it over to some other fucking idiots. 1522 01:23:57,755 --> 01:23:59,796 And not only do you get the address wrong, 1523 01:23:59,796 --> 01:24:01,546 you killed an innocent woman, Dovi. 1524 01:24:03,171 --> 01:24:05,588 - I'm sorry... - The fuck you're sorry. 1525 01:24:07,046 --> 01:24:08,838 I never want to see you again. 1526 01:24:13,671 --> 01:24:15,463 No wonder Dad hated you, hey? 1527 01:24:18,963 --> 01:24:21,130 [engine starts] 1528 01:24:34,463 --> 01:24:35,588 [gun cocks] 1529 01:24:40,380 --> 01:24:41,921 [shots fired] 1530 01:24:50,255 --> 01:24:53,380 The other brother... Take me to him. 1531 01:25:09,255 --> 01:25:11,380 - [Justin] Hey... - Justin! 1532 01:25:12,088 --> 01:25:14,255 - Just in time for tea. - [Justin] Mm-hm. 1533 01:25:14,421 --> 01:25:16,296 [giggles] 1534 01:25:16,296 --> 01:25:18,963 - Cheesecake? - Yeah, sure. 1535 01:25:19,171 --> 01:25:20,463 [Hazel] Mm! 1536 01:25:21,380 --> 01:25:24,796 I am so looking forward to Rya's bat mitzvah. 1537 01:25:27,588 --> 01:25:29,005 Look, Mom... 1538 01:25:31,130 --> 01:25:34,505 There's something I need to tell you before you hear from someone else. 1539 01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:40,380 I, um... 1540 01:25:41,546 --> 01:25:43,880 I cheated on Natalie. 1541 01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:47,213 - Hey? - And, um... 1542 01:25:47,213 --> 01:25:53,296 There's a really embarrassing video going around, so I'm sorry if you see that. 1543 01:25:53,463 --> 01:25:54,963 Oh, Justin. 1544 01:25:55,713 --> 01:25:58,921 First you crash a car at that house party and now you do this? 1545 01:25:58,921 --> 01:26:01,546 No, Mom, you're confused. [sniffs] 1546 01:26:01,546 --> 01:26:03,713 I didn't crash the car, Dovi crashed the car. 1547 01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:05,171 [Hazel] No, Justin. 1548 01:26:05,171 --> 01:26:06,963 It was you. 1549 01:26:06,963 --> 01:26:09,505 [siren wailing] 1550 01:26:11,588 --> 01:26:14,296 [Hazel] Dovi pulled you out of the crash. 1551 01:26:16,296 --> 01:26:18,505 And he got in the front seat. 1552 01:26:22,171 --> 01:26:24,546 He took the blame for you. 1553 01:26:26,463 --> 01:26:28,421 [Justin] Why would he do that? 1554 01:26:28,588 --> 01:26:32,963 Because he was the black sheep and you were the golden boy. 1555 01:26:34,505 --> 01:26:36,588 But he was arrested for that, Mom. 1556 01:26:38,380 --> 01:26:40,005 He went to jail. 1557 01:26:41,421 --> 01:26:43,463 His life's never been the same since then. 1558 01:26:45,755 --> 01:26:48,546 Jesus. I failed Dad. I destroyed the family's name. 1559 01:26:48,713 --> 01:26:50,630 Oh, you think your father was a hero? 1560 01:26:50,630 --> 01:26:54,421 [scoffs] Believe me, he had his flaws. 1561 01:26:54,421 --> 01:26:57,838 Including a string of affairs that everyone knew about. 1562 01:26:57,838 --> 01:27:00,338 Including that bitch, Slezinger. 1563 01:27:02,005 --> 01:27:05,671 Justin, I want to tell you something. 1564 01:27:07,171 --> 01:27:09,796 Your father died 25 years ago. 1565 01:27:10,463 --> 01:27:13,171 You don't have to live your life for him. 1566 01:27:13,921 --> 01:27:16,921 You've already made the Diamond name proud. 1567 01:27:23,921 --> 01:27:25,463 [car brakes squeaking] 1568 01:27:27,588 --> 01:27:28,963 [engine off] 1569 01:27:33,963 --> 01:27:37,463 - [Henko] Give me that. - Dude. It's kinda my signature beanie. 1570 01:27:37,463 --> 01:27:40,546 - I'm part of this crew called the Bl-- - You always talk so much? 1571 01:27:40,546 --> 01:27:43,713 When I get a bit nervous and anxious, I tend to, like-- 1572 01:27:43,713 --> 01:27:44,796 Shut the fuck up. 1573 01:27:51,171 --> 01:27:52,713 [tense music plays] 1574 01:27:56,130 --> 01:27:57,671 [Justin] Dovi? 1575 01:27:58,671 --> 01:28:02,088 Dovi! Dovi! Hey, hey, hey... 1576 01:28:02,088 --> 01:28:04,796 Dovi, what the fuck happened? Dovi, man! 1577 01:28:05,380 --> 01:28:07,880 - [shouts] Dovi! Wake up! Jesus. - [groans loudly] 1578 01:28:08,046 --> 01:28:10,505 [Dovi groans] 1579 01:28:11,130 --> 01:28:12,671 Jesus, bro. 1580 01:28:13,421 --> 01:28:16,255 Why didn't you tell me, man? Why didn't you tell me you took 1581 01:28:16,255 --> 01:28:18,421 - the hit for the accident? - So, Mom told you? 1582 01:28:18,421 --> 01:28:19,921 Yeah, Mom told me. 1583 01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:22,255 You didn't have to do that, man. 1584 01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:24,546 Hey? Why would you do that? 1585 01:28:24,713 --> 01:28:25,755 [groans softly] 1586 01:28:25,755 --> 01:28:27,796 You're my brother. [chuckles] 1587 01:28:30,255 --> 01:28:32,921 - Come here. - [groans painfully] 1588 01:28:33,630 --> 01:28:35,171 - Jesus - [exhales, chuckles] 1589 01:28:35,338 --> 01:28:37,046 How are you still alive? 1590 01:28:37,963 --> 01:28:41,130 Locked and loaded, boy. Never leave home without it. 1591 01:28:41,296 --> 01:28:43,880 - Does it hurt when I do that? - Ow! Fuck off! 1592 01:28:44,088 --> 01:28:45,630 You fuck. [groans] 1593 01:28:45,796 --> 01:28:47,838 - Oh, man. - Oh, shit. We gotta get moving. 1594 01:28:47,838 --> 01:28:50,796 Bru, that cunt is still alive and he's heading to your house. 1595 01:28:50,963 --> 01:28:51,963 What?! 1596 01:28:52,921 --> 01:28:57,630 [Amy] Babe, I just heard about Justin. Fuck that girl and her Pilates ball. 1597 01:28:57,630 --> 01:28:59,546 - Fuck him, too. - Fuck him. 1598 01:29:03,088 --> 01:29:05,130 You're twice the man he'll ever be. 1599 01:29:12,296 --> 01:29:13,796 What the... 1600 01:29:15,005 --> 01:29:17,838 - [shot fired] - [Natalie high-pitched scream] 1601 01:29:17,838 --> 01:29:21,463 - Fuck, yes. - [screaming continues] 1602 01:29:21,463 --> 01:29:22,838 Worsie... 1603 01:29:23,713 --> 01:29:26,838 - Justice has been served. - [Worsie] Good job. Now come home. 1604 01:29:27,421 --> 01:29:28,630 Copy. 1605 01:29:31,088 --> 01:29:32,921 [tyres screeching] 1606 01:29:32,921 --> 01:29:34,796 Justin. Your car, bru. 1607 01:29:34,963 --> 01:29:37,005 - It's a rental. - I fucking knew it. 1608 01:29:39,546 --> 01:29:41,838 What the fuck? 1609 01:29:43,546 --> 01:29:44,630 Where's this oke? 1610 01:29:44,630 --> 01:29:45,921 [Henko] Howzit! 1611 01:29:45,921 --> 01:29:48,046 [machine gun firing] 1612 01:29:48,755 --> 01:29:50,880 Now you boys are gonna kak! 1613 01:29:54,130 --> 01:29:55,630 - [rapid shots] - [glass shatters] 1614 01:29:56,588 --> 01:30:00,380 - Dovi, he's got a fucking machine gun! - It's an Uzi. Israeli technology. 1615 01:30:00,380 --> 01:30:01,671 [shots fired] 1616 01:30:01,671 --> 01:30:04,130 - Yes, please. Is that the police? - [shots firing] 1617 01:30:04,130 --> 01:30:07,296 Yes, there's an intruder in our house. It's the Blue Beanie gang. 1618 01:30:08,546 --> 01:30:11,463 - I'm going long, boy. Distract him. - What? 1619 01:30:12,963 --> 01:30:15,088 [pot clanks] 1620 01:30:16,755 --> 01:30:18,213 [Henko] What the fuck was that? 1621 01:30:18,213 --> 01:30:19,921 A distraction? 1622 01:30:19,921 --> 01:30:21,671 - [Dovi shouts] - [shots fired] 1623 01:30:21,671 --> 01:30:22,671 [Henko laughs] 1624 01:30:22,671 --> 01:30:24,671 - [Justin] Dovi! - [Dovi groans painfully] 1625 01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:28,546 - [Henko] Huh! Huh! - [Dovi] Oh, fuck. 1626 01:30:29,796 --> 01:30:34,005 Yeah. You're a real fucking poes, huh?! 1627 01:30:34,005 --> 01:30:36,546 What is this? Hm? 1628 01:30:36,546 --> 01:30:38,546 This is gonna fucking hurt. 1629 01:30:39,546 --> 01:30:42,963 - [pot clanks] - Jesus, you okes really need to work-- 1630 01:30:44,463 --> 01:30:46,338 Leave my brother the fuck alone! 1631 01:30:49,255 --> 01:30:51,171 [watch pings, chimes] 1632 01:30:51,171 --> 01:30:53,005 [laughs happily] 1633 01:30:53,005 --> 01:30:55,130 - [knife slices] - [Justin squeals] 1634 01:31:03,130 --> 01:31:05,088 [Henko] Fucking "is it"? 1635 01:31:06,838 --> 01:31:08,130 [Henko] Huh? 1636 01:31:08,130 --> 01:31:11,880 Not so shiny now, you Diamond poes! 1637 01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:13,921 You fucked with the wrong people, Justin. 1638 01:31:13,921 --> 01:31:16,380 [Justin groans painfully] 1639 01:31:17,713 --> 01:31:22,630 It's time to say goodnight, my sweet boy. 1640 01:31:22,630 --> 01:31:24,171 [Henko] Huh? 1641 01:31:24,171 --> 01:31:26,796 - [loud thud] - [Henko groaning] 1642 01:31:27,588 --> 01:31:29,588 [Henko] What the fuck is this thing? 1643 01:31:34,380 --> 01:31:35,713 Dovi? 1644 01:31:36,630 --> 01:31:38,963 Oh, Dovi! Dovi, come on. 1645 01:31:38,963 --> 01:31:41,338 Why are you always getting shot, my boy? 1646 01:31:41,338 --> 01:31:42,755 Dovster? 1647 01:31:43,338 --> 01:31:44,296 Hey? 1648 01:31:44,838 --> 01:31:46,463 - Come on, Dovi. - [Natalie] Justin? 1649 01:31:46,630 --> 01:31:49,505 Howzit, babe? There's... there's a lot of blood. 1650 01:31:50,921 --> 01:31:52,463 [sirens wailing] 1651 01:31:52,630 --> 01:31:53,921 What the fuck? 1652 01:31:58,130 --> 01:32:01,046 [heart monitor machine beeping] 1653 01:32:06,213 --> 01:32:07,421 [Justin] Hm. 1654 01:32:10,171 --> 01:32:11,505 Ow. 1655 01:32:20,796 --> 01:32:22,005 Dovi? 1656 01:32:22,005 --> 01:32:23,380 Is he dead? 1657 01:32:23,630 --> 01:32:26,421 No, he's fine. He just doesn't have medical aid so... 1658 01:32:26,421 --> 01:32:28,130 they put him in a communal ward. 1659 01:32:28,130 --> 01:32:29,588 [Justin chuckles] 1660 01:32:41,296 --> 01:32:43,255 I know I fucked up, Natz. 1661 01:32:43,838 --> 01:32:45,588 So does the whole of Cape Town. 1662 01:32:50,546 --> 01:32:52,213 I'm sorry, Natz. 1663 01:32:53,713 --> 01:32:54,838 I'm so sorry. 1664 01:32:57,713 --> 01:32:59,005 I don't want to lose you. 1665 01:32:59,005 --> 01:33:01,796 I don't... I don't want to lose the kids. 1666 01:33:05,338 --> 01:33:06,796 Look, when... 1667 01:33:07,546 --> 01:33:11,671 Banderas got shot in the head, there was this moment where I thought... 1668 01:33:12,546 --> 01:33:14,255 it could have been you. 1669 01:33:14,755 --> 01:33:17,088 And I just felt so... 1670 01:33:18,255 --> 01:33:19,463 [tuts] 1671 01:33:19,463 --> 01:33:21,796 Empty. You know? 1672 01:33:23,338 --> 01:33:26,963 All of a sudden, I wouldn't have anything to live for. 1673 01:33:28,880 --> 01:33:30,255 Natz. 1674 01:33:30,255 --> 01:33:32,255 No, I mean it in a negative way, Justin. 1675 01:33:32,255 --> 01:33:33,630 Like... 1676 01:33:33,630 --> 01:33:38,380 my entire adult life has revolved around you and Team Diamond, 1677 01:33:38,380 --> 01:33:42,546 which is basically just another way of saying Team Justin. Let's face it. 1678 01:33:43,880 --> 01:33:45,380 I'm resigning. 1679 01:33:46,963 --> 01:33:48,630 I'm off the team. 1680 01:33:50,713 --> 01:33:52,171 How long are you... 1681 01:33:52,796 --> 01:33:54,463 you off the team for? 1682 01:33:55,338 --> 01:33:56,755 [Natalie] I don't know. 1683 01:34:11,546 --> 01:34:14,755 [location tracker jingles] 1684 01:34:19,005 --> 01:34:21,046 [muffled sounds] 1685 01:34:26,755 --> 01:34:28,546 [Mikey, muffled] Fuck you, you poes. 1686 01:34:42,005 --> 01:34:46,630 {\an8}After months of multiple break-ins, we are happy to announce 1687 01:34:46,630 --> 01:34:51,421 {\an8}that the leader of the Blue Beanie gang has been apprehended and killed. 1688 01:34:51,421 --> 01:34:54,463 {\an8}Henko Vermaak's terror of the Fresnaye neighbourhood 1689 01:34:54,463 --> 01:34:57,255 {\an8}was put to an end in a robbery gone wrong 1690 01:34:57,255 --> 01:35:00,130 {\an8}by local hero, Justin Diamond. 1691 01:35:00,130 --> 01:35:03,963 - Can you tell us exactly what happened? - I got home and I found him in my house. 1692 01:35:03,963 --> 01:35:06,380 And he was trying to hurt my wife, Natalie. 1693 01:35:07,130 --> 01:35:10,296 And I pushed him over. I managed to climb on top of him, 1694 01:35:10,296 --> 01:35:12,630 and, um, then he stabbed me. 1695 01:35:12,630 --> 01:35:15,963 [scoffs] Yeah. And, uh... 1696 01:35:17,505 --> 01:35:19,921 Well, luckily, Dovi was there to save us. 1697 01:35:20,588 --> 01:35:21,755 Dovi? Who is that? 1698 01:35:21,755 --> 01:35:23,963 Dovi Diamond. My brother. 1699 01:35:24,755 --> 01:35:27,380 Yeah. He's the real hero here. 1700 01:35:27,380 --> 01:35:30,671 I'm Cathy Winkler, reporting live from Meadow Hill... 1701 01:35:35,088 --> 01:35:37,838 [insurance suit] Mr Diamond, I'm glad I caught you. 1702 01:35:37,838 --> 01:35:40,546 I mean, you were famous before all of these shenanigans. 1703 01:35:40,546 --> 01:35:43,255 I mean, ten years Diamond Status. Wow! 1704 01:35:43,255 --> 01:35:45,505 But now you are kind of a local hero. 1705 01:35:45,505 --> 01:35:47,963 I'm glad you got your whole family around for this, 1706 01:35:47,963 --> 01:35:50,463 because this is one hell of a big moment. 1707 01:35:51,130 --> 01:35:52,880 - You ready? - [Justin] Yeah. 1708 01:35:58,921 --> 01:36:01,338 [insurance suit] Ten years, Diamond Status. Wow! 1709 01:36:01,338 --> 01:36:03,463 I've only seen three of these in my lifetime. 1710 01:36:03,463 --> 01:36:06,880 You are part of a very select group. Fewer men have walked on the moon. 1711 01:36:06,880 --> 01:36:10,463 With this award, you'll be entitled to a lifetime of discounts of up to 35% 1712 01:36:10,463 --> 01:36:15,505 off all flights, hotels and groceries at selected Bloom Health vendors. 1713 01:36:15,505 --> 01:36:17,255 - Mind if I take a selfie? - Go ahead. 1714 01:36:17,255 --> 01:36:20,421 Okay. Can you get your kids out of the way? Get out. Sorry. 1715 01:36:20,421 --> 01:36:23,213 Look straight here. What a story. 1716 01:36:24,255 --> 01:36:26,088 My name's Justin Diamond. 1717 01:36:26,088 --> 01:36:29,046 And you know what gets me up first thing every morning? 1718 01:36:31,421 --> 01:36:32,921 It's my family. 1719 01:36:34,921 --> 01:36:36,171 - Bye, guys. - [both] Bye. 1720 01:36:36,338 --> 01:36:39,546 [Justin] And even though things aren't what I thought they'd be, 1721 01:36:39,546 --> 01:36:41,963 maybe an imperfect life is actually... 1722 01:36:42,671 --> 01:36:44,046 a perfect one. 1723 01:36:45,296 --> 01:36:48,296 Look, I'm not gonna sit here and tell you to chase points 1724 01:36:48,296 --> 01:36:50,255 because that shit will drive you crazy. 1725 01:36:50,255 --> 01:36:52,088 [Dovi] I can't. I'm turning around. 1726 01:36:52,088 --> 01:36:56,005 [Justin] All you need is a basic hospital plan and some savings. 1727 01:36:57,713 --> 01:36:59,296 Because at the end of the day, 1728 01:36:59,296 --> 01:37:01,630 it's really your family that's most important. 1729 01:37:01,630 --> 01:37:05,630 So that's where you should be spending your money and your time. 1730 01:37:06,546 --> 01:37:08,338 Thank you for your honesty. 1731 01:37:09,755 --> 01:37:13,880 I want you to invest all of this in your best policies. 1732 01:37:14,921 --> 01:37:17,046 It's for my family. 1733 01:37:20,630 --> 01:37:23,463 [upbeat music plays]