♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
TERROR RUNS THROUGH STREETS LIKE CHEAP STOCKINGS.
BUT IT'S HOPELESS.
NO ONE GETS THE DROP ON...
GOSALYN WADDLEMEYER!
YOU'VE GOT TO WORK ON YOUR NARRATION.
THEY WRITE BETTER STUFF ON SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS.
OH, YEAH? HOW'S THIS?
QUICKLY, DARKWING DUCK TURNS THE TABLES
ON THE TINY TERROR.
THOUGH SHE'S TICKLING... WILL YOU STOP THAT?
THAT'S NO FAIR... TICKLING.
A RADIO. LET'S HAVE SOME TUNES.
YEOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TURNING ON THE RADIO?
THAT'S NOT A RADIO.
THIS IS SOME KIND OF TRAINING COURSE, HUH?
YOU MIGHT SAY.
LET ME TRY.
NO. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
THAT WAS AMAZING.
IT'S NOT AT MY LEVEL,
BUT THAT'S STILL PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
DARN. FORGOT THE MILK.
OHH!
OH, ALLOW ME.
YOU OUGHT TO BE MORE CAREFUL.
SOUNDS REASONABLE.
THIS WAS STASHED IN THE CLOSET.
WHY NOT WEAR IT WHEN YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE?
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T LOOK DRAMATIC.
SCRAMBLED BRAINS DON'T.
YOU NEED SEAT BELTS.
I APPRECIATE THE CONCERN,
BUT I KNEW THIS JOB WAS DANGEROUS.
WHY WEAR A MASK?
BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING SO TERRIFYING TO THE CRIMINAL MIND
AS THE UNKNOWN.
I AM THE THING GOING THUMP IN THE NIGHT.
I'M THE NEUROSIS THAT REQUIRES THERAPY.
YOU DON'T REMOVE YOUR MASK FOR ANYONE?
THAT'S RIGHT. NOT NO ONE. NOT NEVER.
WHAT ABOUT A REALLY CLOSE FRIEND?
WELL, UH, MAYBE, UH...
SOMEDAY.
HEY, IT'S A START.
IF I USE YOUR BED, WHERE WILL YOU SLEEP?
I WON'T. I'M A NIGHT PERSON.
TAURUS BULBA'S LOOSE. I'M EXTRAVIGILANT.
WHAT DOES HE WANT?
BULBA STOLE YOUR GRANDFATHER'S INVENTION.
HE THINKS YOU KNOW THE CODE THAT OPERATES IT.
WHAT IS A WADDLEMEYER RAMROD ANYWAY?
A DEVICE DISRUPTING GRAVITATIONAL BONDS
ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL
ALLOWING MANIPULATION ON A MACROSCALE.
IT MAKES THINGS FLOAT AND STUFF.
HERE'S A PICTURE.
THAT'S GRANDPA.
LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE REALLY CLOSE.
WE WERE, BUT HE NEVER TOLD ME CODES.
UNFORTUNATELY, TAURUS BULBA DOESN'T KNOW THAT.
HIS MEN WILL SEARCH FOR YOU.
IF THEY KNEW HOW MUCH SPIRIT YOU HAVE, THEY'D RUN.
SPIRIT?
THANKS, DARKWING.
UH, WELL, SURE.
GOOD NIGHT, GOSALYN.
I CAN'T SLEEP.
YOU JUST NEED SOMETHING TO RELAX YOU.
I HAVE A MALLET.
GRANDPA SANG A LULLABY.
OH, WELL, THAT'S... I DON'T REALLY DO LULLABIES.
TEACH ME ONE OF HIS. I'LL SING IT.
THIS HAS THE SUSPICIOUS RING OF REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY,
BUT YOU WIN.
AHEM.
♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES ♪
♪ LITTLE GIRL BLUE ♪
♪ INSIDE OF YOU LIES A RAINBOW ♪
♪ YELLOW, BLUE ♪
♪ RED, BLUE, PURPLE, TOO ♪
♪ BLUE, PURPLE, AND GREEN ♪
♪ THEN BE YELLOW ♪
NOT MUCH ON LYRICS.
LET ME TRY.
♪ REST YOUR HEAD ♪
♪ LITTLE GIRL BLUE ♪
♪ COME PAINT YOUR DREAMS ♪
♪ ON YOUR PILLOW ♪
♪ I'LL BE NEAR ♪
♪ TO CHASE AWAY FEAR ♪
♪ SO SLEEP NOW AND DREAM TILL TOMORROW ♪
♪ I'LL BE NEAR ♪
♪ TO CHASE AWAY FEAR ♪
♪ SO SLEEP NOW AND DREAM TILL TOMORROW ♪♪
GOOD NIGHT, GOSALYN.
[SNORING]
HUH? WHAT? WHAT?
OH.
HA HA. THIS KID COULD WAKE ELVIS.
SURE IS SWEET, THOUGH.
♪ DO DO DO DO DAH DO-DO ♪
♪ YELLOW, BLUE ♪
♪ RED, BLUE, PURPLE... ♪♪
TOO?
HOLD THE PHONE.
YELLOW, BLUE, RED...
THE LYRICS MATCH THE RAMROD'S CONTROLS.
SHE'S HAD THE ARMING CODE
AND NEVER KNEW IT.
FOR HER, IT BETTER STAY THAT WAY.
LIGHTNING WITHOUT THUNDER?
HMM. THE PATTERN'S TOO REGULAR FOR LIGHTNING.
EXCELLENT.
A HALF HOUR OF THIS SHOULD BE SUFFICIENT.
YES, TAURUS BULBA.
IT'S A MATTER OF KNOWING YOUR ADVERSARY.
SOMEWHERE DOWN THERE IS THIS DARKWING DUCK.
I'VE WATCHED HIM. I KNOW HIS WEAKNESS.
THAT'S MORSE CODE OUT THERE.
TAURUS BULBA, THE CRIMINAL GENIUS,
RECOGNIZING THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS,
IS OFFERING TO SURRENDER HIMSELF,
BUT ONLY TO DARKWING DUCK.
ONCE TANTALUS PINPOINTS HIS HIDEOUT,
YOU GRAB THE GIRL.
WHAT IF HE DOESN'T KNOW MORSE CODE?
THAT DO-GOODER PROBABLY SLEEPS WITH A BOY SCOUT HANDBOOK
UNDER HIS PILLOW.
I'M GLAD I SAVED THIS.
WE'VE GOT DOTS AND DASHES.
[MUMBLING]
TO SURRENDER ONLY TO DARKWING DUCK.
YES. IT'S HEADLINE CITY.
WHAT'S UP? WIN THE LOTTERY?
DIDN'T MEAN TO WAKE YOU.
MY REPUTATION HAS SPREAD
THROUGH EVERY GUTTER WHERE CRIMINALS GATHER.
THEY COME TO ME,
GROVELING AT MY DOORSTEP,
PLEADING TO BE JAILED.
I SENSE A MOVIE.
BUT THAT'S ILLOGICAL. HE JUST ESCAPED.
IT IS OBVIOUS HE'S HAD A CHANCE
TO DISCUSS ME WITH HIS CREW.
YEAH, RIGHT, BUT SERIOUSLY,
YOU SAID TAURUS BULBA WAS A CRIMINAL GENIUS.
WHY WOULD HE SURRENDER TO YOU?
HE KNOWS HE'S OUTMATCHED.
I HAVE HIS MEN RUNNING.
I REMEMBER WE DID THE RUNNING.
YOU THINK IT WAS LUCK?
I DIDN'T SAY...
JUST A COINCIDENCE YOU'RE HERE WITH ME,
INSTEAD OF WITH HIM?
I'M JUST A COSTUMED CLOWN.
WHO'LL TAKE DARKWING DIP SERIOUSLY?
NEVER MIND. IT DOESN'T MATTER.
AFTER TAURUS BULBA'S IN JAIL,
YOU'LL RETURN TO THE ORPHANAGE.
WE'LL CONTINUE LIVING.
THE BAY BRIDGE!
SHE'S IN THE TOWER.
GRAB HER.
I'LL GO KEEP DARKWING DUCK OCCUPIED.
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
I AM THE JAILER WHO THROWS AWAY THE KEY.
I AM...
FEELING REALLY STUPID.
I HATE BEING EARLY.
CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS SHOULD BE MORE PUNCTUAL.
PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES.
WELL, O.K., BUT NEXT TIME YOU...
TAURUS BULBA! HOW DID YOU...
W-WHERE, UM...
I'M THE TERROR FLAPPING IN THE NIGHT.
I'M THE SURPRISE IN YOUR CEREAL BOX.
YES, YES, I KNOW.
YOU'RE DARKWING DUCK.
UH, YEAH. THAT'S...
YEAH.
YOUR EGO IS OUT OF CONTROL, ISN'T IT?
WHAT?
I MEAN SERIOUSLY.
WHY WOULD I SURRENDER TO YOU?
YOUR MEN ARE ON THE RUN?
OH, PLEASE.
I MANIPULATED YOU LIKE A PUPPET.
YEAH? WELL, I MANIPULATED YOU
INTO MANIPULATING ME.
I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU.
ALONE WITH ME... DARKWING DUCK!
GEE, THIS HURTS.
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY,
BUT I CALLED YOUR FRIENDS.
THERE HE IS!
I BELIEVE THEY HAVE QUESTIONS
ABOUT A CERTAIN TRAIN ROBBERY.
CERTAIN TRAIN ROBBERY?
AT LEAST THEY HAVE YOU, TOO, FAT BOY.
I'D LOVE TO STAY,
BUT I HAVE A DATE WITH A GIRL.
WHAT? GOSALYN!
NO, DON'T! HE'S GETTING AWAY!
GOSALYN!
WHY CAN'T THIS NUT CASE LIVE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE?
OH, GRANDPA, I MESSED UP AGAIN.
I DON'T MEAN TO MAKE TROUBLE.
SO MUCH FOR SPIRIT.
HA!
NOW YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
FAT CHANCE!
OH OH OH!
GET HER!
[DING]
WHERE'D SHE GO?
EAT FIBER, HORN HEAD!
UH-OH!
NOW WE GOT YOU.
WHOA! WHOA!
HA! WAIT TILL YOU SEE
WHAT WE'RE HAVING FOR LUNCH.
AAH! LET GO OF ME!
DARKWING DUCK WILL CRUNCH YOU
LIKE A CORN CHIP.
YOUR FRIEND WON'T BE COMING.
HE WAS PLAYING WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE.
NOW YOUR DARKWING DUCK
IS JUST ANOTHER JAILBIRD.
OH, SORRY, GOSALYN.
I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU.
THAT TRAP WAS SO OBVIOUS.
ME AND MY STUPID HEADLINES.
ALL RIGHT! PAYBACK TIME!
YOU WAS ONLY LUCKY LAST TIME.
I WAS LUCKY EVERY TIME!
I COULD HAVE HAD A LIFE, BUT NO!
I CHOSE TO BE A CLOWN IN A CAPE!
MY LIFE'S FILLED WITH NOTHING
BUT CASE FILES.
GOSALYN'S GONE,
I DON'T HAVE A FRIEND TO HELP.
OH,THAT'S REVERSE, NOT PARK.
LAUNCHPAD? LAUNCHPAD!
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
THE COPS LEFT THIS.
I WAS GOING TO BAIL YOU OUT.
THERE'S NO POINT TO THAT NOW.
DON'T WORRY.
HEROES DON'T STOP FOR PAPERWORK.
MAYBE THIS CLOWN'S STILL A HERO.
[TIRES SCREECH]
BULBA HAS GOSALYN IN HIS AIRSHIP.
WE MUST GET TO HIM.
NO PROBLEMO, D.W. I GOT JUST THE THING.
I LOVE THIS!
IT LOOKS LIKE ME.
I TOLD YOU I WAS YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
I CALL IT THUNDERQUACK.
I CALL IT SENSATIONAL.
WE'LL BRING BULBA DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS...
SIDEKICK.
YA-HOO HOO HOO!
MOUNTING THE RAM ROD STABILIZES IT.
COMMAND TOWER SHOULD BE OUR FIRING POSITION.
YES, TAURUS BULBA.
MEANWHILE, GOSALYN AND I WILL HAVE OUR CHAT.
[BEEPING]
WE'RE HEADED FOR A COLLISION.
WHO WOULD DARE?
OPEN FIRE!
WE'LL BLOW AN ENTRY HOLE.
I DON'T KNOW, D.W. SOUNDS DANGEROUS.
YEAH? WELL, THEN...
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
HERO AWAY!
LOVELY DECOR.
EARLY PENITENTIARY?
I'LL FLATTEN THIS GUY.
WELL, IF IT'S NOT HAMMERHEAD HANNIGAN.
HEEYA!
AAH!
ALL RIGHT, YOU MUSCLEHEADS.
WHERE'S GOSALYN?
REALLY, DARKWING.
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK.
SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
[CLICK] [CLICK]
I'M SORRY, DARKWING.
IF THEY HADN'T CAUGHT ME,
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE RISKED YOUR LIFE.
BEFORE MEETING YOU, I DIDN'T HAVE A LIFE WORTH RISKING.
SO, YOU TWO ARE CLOSE. HOW TOUCHING.
HOW FORTUNATE.
I'LL NEVER GET THE CODE FROM THIS ONE.
SHE HAS TOO MUCH SPIRIT.
HOWEVER, IF SHE TRUSTED YOU WITH THE CODE...
HELP!
BRING HER DOWN!
FIRST GIVE ME THE CODE.
SHE NEVER TOLD ME ANY CODE.
THAT'S A POSSIBILITY,
BUT I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED MYSELF A GAMBLING MAN.
AAH!
NO! I'LL TELL!
AND TO THINK I USED TO BUY TICKETS
FOR RIDES LIKE THAT.
THE CODE... NO TRICKS!
OR SHE'LL MAKE QUITE AN UGLY STAIN ON THE STREET.
♪ YELLOW, BLUE, RED, BLUE, PURPLE, TOO ♪
♪ BLUE, PURPLE, GREEN, AND YELLOW ♪♪
AT LAST!
NOW, BRING HER DOWN!
NOT BEFORE A TEST.
AS PLANNED, I'VE A PERFECT SHOT
AT THE FEDERAL GOLD DEPOSITORY.
GOLD SECURE, TAURUS BULBA.
HA HA HA! I'LL STRIP ST. CANARD CLEAN,
THEN HIT EVERY CITY IN THE COUNTRY.
THEN YOU'RE DONE WITH GOSALYN.
OH, QUITE.
NOT AGAIN!
YOU BUTCHER!
OHH!
LAUNCHPAD!
WHEW! NICE SAVE.
WHERE IS HE?
HE WAS RIGHT HERE.
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
THERE! SHOOT THE SMOKE!
I AM THE CHILL THAT RUNS UP YOUR SPINE!
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
NOT WHILE HE'S UP THERE.
LET'S SEE. NOW, HOW DOES THIS WORK?
IT'S OVERLOADING!
W-W-WHAT'S HAPPENING?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING?
GRAB ON TO SOMETHING!
NOT ME, YOU LUNKHEADS!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
ALL RIGHT! PAYBACK TIME, LAUNCHPAD!
NO PROBLEMO.
IT'S OVER, TAURUS BULBA!
THIS TIME YOU'LL BE IN A NONPARTIBLE PRISON!
MOM WAS RIGHT. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DENTAL HYGIENIST.
TIME FOR THE HERO'S DRAMATIC EXIT.
I UNDERESTIMATED YOU ONCE, DARKWING DUCK.
THIS TIME YOU SIMPLY DIE.
NO!
HE COULDN'T BE.
GOSALYN, DEAR, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT,
BUT YOUR LIFE ISN'T OVER.
SHOW A PROSPECTIVE PARENT MORE SPIRIT.
THAT WORD I'M SICK OF.
IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT.
SORRY, MR. MALLARD.
GOSALYN ISN'T FEELING WELL.
REALLY? I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
IT APPEARS YOU'VE SEEN BETTER DAYS YOURSELF.
OH, THE BANDAGES. RIGHT.
JUST A LITTLE KITCHEN ACCIDENT.
I HAVE TROUBLE MAKING BREAKFAST.
I ALWAYS FORGET THE MILK.
WELL, I'M SORRY THAT GOSALYN...
WATCH THE RIBS.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE...
HA! NOBODY CAN HURT DARKWING... D-D-DU...
DRAKE MALLARD.
I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
I'LL HAVE AN ADOPTED DAUGHTER TO WORRY ABOUT.
I THOUGHT WE'D GO HOUSE HUNTING.
HOW DO YOU DRIVE IN THAT CONDITION?
I HAVE HELP.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
STILL HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH REVERSE.
OH, BOY.
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE, YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪