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♪ Daring duck of mystery
Champion of right ♪
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
Darkwing owns the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some
villain schemes ♪
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♪ But his number's up ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ When there's
trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Cloud of smoke
and he appears ♪
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♪ Master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning mind
behind that shadowy disguise? ♪
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♪ Nobody knows for sure But
bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ 'Cause here comes ♪
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck
♪ - ♪ Look out! ♪
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♪ When there's
trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Better watch
out you bad boys ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪♪
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[man] The assignment of
our two field operatives
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was to investigate
a smuggling ring
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at the Tasty Duck
yogurt factory.
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They were found by a freezer
maintenance worker at 0500 this morning.
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Two of my best agents,
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frozen in a bar of banana ripple delight.
What an appalling end.
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[Darkwing] Absolutely chilling.
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Darkwing Duck!
You know, you could try using the door.
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Not my style.
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So what's with
your chilly chums?
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Oh, someone is methodically
killing my top agents.
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Before this,
there was Agent Perkins
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who had been investigating
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the illegal import
of exotic animals.
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Then there was...
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A can of tuna?
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[sighs] Agent Campbell.
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Undercover man at a
fish-packing plant.
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Eww. Canned on the job, eh?
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The master list of SHUSH
agents has been stolen.
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These murders were committed
as proof of possession.
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The ransom note.
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The fiend responsible
wants all the tea in China.
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A hawk's talon!
That's the mark of Phineas Sharp,
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the arch enemy of Derek Blunt!
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Ah! So you are
familiar with Derek.
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Familiar? Ha!
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Isn't everyone? Twenty-three
novels, 16 major motion pictures
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and a whole toy line based
on his secret agent gear!
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And he's the only agent
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who was cunning enough
to capture Phineas Sharp.
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Well, yeah. That too.
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I've taken the liberty of
calling Derek out of retirement.
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You're not officially
under SHUSH jurisdiction,
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but I hope you'll consider
working with him on this case.
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Yes!
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- Whatever you think is best.
- I must caution you,
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don't confuse the man
with the movie character.
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Derek is less...
technical-minded.
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All right, J. Gander.
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What's this nonsense about
getting me a partner?
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How do you... do?
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[Derek] And a costumed
buffoon at that!
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You know I like things simple.
I work alone!
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But, Derek, this buffoon is...
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[stammering] Uh, Derek
Blunt, meet Darkwing Duck.
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- An honor to meet you!
- Yes, I'm sure.
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Now, Derek,
as an independent operative,
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Darkwing Duck is not on the
stolen list of SHUSH spies.
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Phineas knows your
techniques all too well,
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yet Darkwing Duck will be the
wild card he'll never expect.
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Oh, yeah, that's me all
over, a real wild card!
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Obviously,
the joker of the deck.
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Don't worry, J. Gander.
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He'll come around when
he sees me in action.
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Don't worry about
me, Derek Blunt.
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Whether they be
spies or criminals,
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evildoers everywhere fear me.
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I am the terror that
flaps in the night!
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I am Darkwing Du...! [screaming]
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[crashing]
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[Darkwing] What happened to
your radar-shielded Lamborghini,
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with the heat-seeking
missile launcher?
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That exists only in the
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unfortunate motion pictures
based on my biography.
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Cheap theatrics may
be your cup of tea,
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but they have no place in a
real agent's life... Darkwing.
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[Darkwing] We're here.
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You're gonna love this.
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It's loaded with all the latest
in criminal-catching technology.
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A good agent works out of a cardboard
box, if need be.
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Well, sure,
but does a cardboard box have...
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a fully operational optical decoder
with audio descrambling ability?
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Or a peeping Tom portable super
snapshot surveillance camera
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with a lightweight zoom lens?
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[panting] Pretty
cool, eh, Blunty?
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I'll tell ya, I could take care
of all your case-solving needs!
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With all this equipment,
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any idiot could take care
of my case-solving needs.
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What is needed on this
case is a real agent.
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Any idiot?
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But it's just like the stuff
you used in Goldfeather.
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I told you,
those are just movies!
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Perhaps we can get to work now
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and examine the ransom note
for any possible leads?
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Yes. Let's. Hmm.
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You'll notice there's a sandy
substance stuck to the edge.
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A sandy substance? [Giggles]
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What? Is that the best you can do?
Ha!
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I do not leave
deductions to guesswork.
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A-ha!
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After extensive and painstaking
analysis, I can safely conclude
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that,
beyond a shadow of a doubt,
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this sandy substance is... sand.
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Brilliant. [Sniffing]
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This sand could
only have come from
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one particular
corner of the world.
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I don't suppose you have
something so simple as a map
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amongst all these gimmicks?
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Do I have a map? Hoo!
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The sand came from
here, in the Salad Sea.
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There must be 1,000
islands there.
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It'd take years to
search them all.
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That is where Phineas
Sharp is hiding.
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That is where he sent the note from.
That is where we must go.
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You drew on my map.
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The only island which does not
grow the Gurbstickular tree,
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which was instrumental in
Sharp's first and only capture.
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Now then, we will need some
sort of air transportation.
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He drew on my map.
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She's all juiced up
and ready to stir, DW.
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Where are we headed?
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You mean to tell me you
can't do the flying yourself?
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Blunt, Launchpad.
Launchpad, Blunt.
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I never needed a sidekick.
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What you need is a
bonk on the beak.
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[male cackling]
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Ahh!
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Uh... Uh,
SHUSH has assigned Derek Blunt
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to the case,
just as you wanted, Phineas.
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Excellent, excellent.
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But aren't you afraid that
Blunt might outsmart you again?
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I mean,
it was such a humiliating defeat.
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He didn't outsmart me.
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It was just bad
luck or coincidence.
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He couldn't have known I'm
allergic to Gurbstickular sap.
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And now is my
chance for revenge!
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- Now go away.
- Whoa!
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Derek Blunt. It's time to make
your retirement permanent!
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[cackling]
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Uh, that should be
the island there.
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[Derek] That is most
likely his hideout.
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Sharp was always a slave
to creature comforts.
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Much like you, actually.
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"Much like you, actually."
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OK, Launchpad,
bring us in for a landing.
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[Launchpad] Sure thing, DW!
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[all screaming]
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Are you crazy?!
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Now, Darkwing,
you and your buddy can stay here
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and play with your gimmicks.
I'm the expert on Sharp.
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I'll have him and the
list back within the hour.
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You wanna investigate this with
your Stone Age methods, fine.
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I'll use a trick I learned
from the Derek Blunt movies,
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where they're not afraid
of modern technology.
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This jet pack will fly me
over this jungle in a second.
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Just watch my dust!
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- [laughs weakly]
- [birds calling]
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Irritating... Arrogant little...
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Mr. Legendary SHUSH spy,
thinks he knows everything...
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- [crashing]
- [birds chirping]
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We're wasting time.
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This is what we need,
my mega-vibrating jungle slasher.
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No!
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Now, maybe,
we can make some headway.
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You idiot! The whole
island probably heard that!
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You are not to touch another
one of your ridiculous gimmicks
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without my permission!
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Well, aren't we in a snit.
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Gee, DW, you did almost kill us.
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So? It's not like anybody died.
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Sharp's hideout should
be just over that rise.
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No problem. I'll check it
out with my ultraviolet...
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No! No more gimmicks!
Do you understand?
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[blabbering]
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Not one!
Not even an eyebrow plucker!
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- Hey, that's mine! You can't...
- [male voice] Over this way!
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Huh?
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Keep your eyes open.
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The boss'll murder us
if we lose another one.
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Down there.
Somewhere in those bushes.
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Any suggestions,
Mr. No Gimmicks?
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A-ha!
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[both exhale heavily]
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- It's two-four, our favor.
- No way!
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Never let an
embezzler keep score.
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What Is this? Beach Party Bozos?
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We'd better check it out.
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- [up-tempo music plays]
- [indistinct chattering]
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[snoring]
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Look!
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[Darkwing] It's Steelbeak
and Ammonia Pine.
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[Launchpad] Looks like
Ammonia's cleaning up.
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But they're two of Fowl's top agents.
What're they doing here?
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It should be obvious even to
you, Darkwing.
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This resort is a cover.
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Phineas Sharp has
gathered these villains
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in order to auction off
his list of SHUSH agents.
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You mean our list.
We have to get inside.
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We'll need disguises.
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We must blend in completely.
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[Darkwing] I can blend in
as well as the next guy.
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Perhaps,
given who the next guy is.
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Hey, guys, it's me, Launchpad!
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[laughs] I can tell
you're impressed.
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This disguise is so good,
even I can't tell I'm me.
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Don't say a thing.
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It's a rather
brilliant diversion.
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You two! I suppose you
didn't think I'd notice you.
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Quit goofing off!
Get these bags to their rooms!
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Yes, sir.
Right away, sir, Bags "R" Us!
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And be quick about it!
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Oh, yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
Immediately, right away.
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Ah, Horatio. Tonight's
auction of SHUSH's agent list
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will not only bring me millions,
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but will also provide the
perfect bait for Derek Blunt.
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Mahh!
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Oh, dear, have someone get rid of this.
The fruit's going bad.
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I gotta warn the guys.
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Darkwing Duck decides
it's a doofus disguise.
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The bellboy bluff detracts
dangerously from his detective duties.
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And I didn't even get a tip.
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I want everything perfect
for the auction tonight!
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- No detail must be overlooked.
- Quick!
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[Phineas] Dirty laundry
in the hallways.
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This is just the sort of
thing I'm talking about.
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- [panting]
- Dump it.
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[Horatio] Yes, sir.
Right away, sir.
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[both yelling]
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Ha!
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[Derek] This must be
Sharp's stronghold.
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The agent list is
sure to be inside.
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We could waltz through
that door in a heartbeat
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with my lock picking equipment.
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But no, it seems to be missing.
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Gee, someone must have thrown
it in a lake or something!
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A real agent works
with what is at hand.
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- Ouch!
- This should be simple to override.
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A-ha!
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- [beeping]
- Duck!
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What?
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[explosion]
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Oh! Next time,
try being more specific.
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It just says "gotcha."
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Gotcha?
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- Get out! It's a trap!
- What're you talking about?
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[Phineas] Ahh.
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It's just a little game
Derek and I have played
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throughout the years. [cackling]
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Your retirement is slowing you
down, Derek.
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I'd expected you
15 seconds earlier.
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- Gotcha.
- [growls] Why, you...
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[stammers] Guys! It's a trap!
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Oh... I guess you know that.
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Don't worry, Blunt.
I've been in tougher spots than this!
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Of course, I usually wake up
before I find out what happens.
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Me too.
I hate it when that happens.
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You will notice my resort
boasts every modern amenity,
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including this fabulous
exercise clinic.
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Now, before I go,
let me show you
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some of this room's
special features.
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As your friend
here loses weight,
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he will rise up on the scale.
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[whistle blows]
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Train's leaving on track nine.
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When the balance arm lowers,
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the hook will release
this chest pull,
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which will fly
into this dumbbell,
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thereby releasing this Olympic
roller skate and burning candle
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to roll down this
cleverly tilted table
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and come to a stop at
this pile of weights,
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directly under
this crucial rope.
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The candle will burn
through the rope,
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releasing these weights
to which you two are tied.
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The weights will
fall, stretching you.
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And after a minute of
excruciating pain...
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- [both gulp]
- you'll be torn in half.
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I'd love to stay and work out,
but I have an auction to hold.
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[yawns, chuckles] Something
about a list of secret agents
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which will destroy SHUSH
and make me a billionaire.
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So this is how it ends.
Ripped in two.
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And what do I have to show for it?
Nothing.
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- No friends, no family.
- [grunting]
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I've got nothing but a
bunch of tawdry films
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with no artistic
merit whatsoever.
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[panting] Yeah, whatever.
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I'm sorry I threw
your things away.
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Actually,
I thought them more impressive
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than the gimmicks
in Live and Let Spy.
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Gimmicks! That's right,
I've got an acid pellet in my cuff link!
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If I can just squirt
it onto the ropes,
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the acid will burn
my hands free,
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and I can untie us all!
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- [Launchpad] All right, DW! Good plan.
- Oops.
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Phew!
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It got the table leg! Now what?
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[yells]
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All right!
Ya got the floor goin'.
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Gee, I don't really see the
point of burning the ropes, DW.
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Won't that rip you in half?
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[struggling] Got any more...
gimmicks?
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A real agent uses
what's at hand.
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[crunching]
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[Darkwing grunts] I think
I can slip free now.
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Oops.
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Smashing job!
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I've misjudged you, Darkwing.
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You saved my feathers.
Thank you.
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00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,458
No time for that, Blunty.
We've got to stop that auction!
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Let's get dangerous.
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Yeah. Let's do it to it.
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00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:30,249
Uh, guys? Guys!
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[all chattering, yelling]
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Now, now, now. I could hardly
let you pass up the opportunity
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to collect some excellent criminal
mementos from my illustrious career.
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- [blows raspberries]
- These are priceless souvenirs.
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[grumbling]
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And we won't get to the
list until they're sold.
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- [crowd quiets]
- That's better.
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00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Now, from the kosher deli
caper, we have Hershel's cat.
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00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:09,249
Mac, I'm supposed to drop this here.
Where do you want it?
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Backstage, I guess.
335
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:16,624
Now, what do I hear for
this whimsical souvenir
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from my case of
the udder disaster?
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Shall we start at $1,000?
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[all chanting] Sell the list!
Sell the list! Sell the list!
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[chanting continues]
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00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:38,874
Oh, very well, we will now commence
the bidding on the SHUSH list of...
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[yelps]
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00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:47,375
Uh.. Uh... [stammering] I'll
let Horatio do the honors.
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We've got the list, let's split.
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[gunshot]
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Don't be a fool, Sharp.
You won't get away with this!
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Oh, really? Watch me.
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00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:00,999
Now, if you'll excuse me,
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there are some very
mean people outside,
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waiting for their merchandise!
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00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:16,832
So this is to be the
end of Derek Blunt.
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Quivering in a closet
with a costumed buffoon!
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00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:23,999
Goodbye, Blunt.
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00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,165
Gotcha.
Make a movie out of that.
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[cackling]
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00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:44,499
He's gone.
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00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,832
Pretty clever, you,
using my other acid cuff link
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to eat through the
floor like that!
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00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:53,291
Ah, I suppose even a real
agent needs a gimmick or two.
359
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:59,166
Ah, good,
everything seems to be in order.
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00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:04,165
[yelps]
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00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,333
- Congratulations.
- [snorting] Thank you.
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00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:12,999
[alarm sounds]
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00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,874
But... if they have the
list, then what does...?
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00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:20,582
"Bread, milk, marshmallows."
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00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,999
Don't sound like no
list of SHUSH agents.
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- Sounds like a fake.
- [yells]
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[both] Gotcha!
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00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:32,124
[laughing] Blunty,
did you see Sharp's face
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00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,416
when Hammerhead grabbed him?
370
00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:40,832
It's been quite a while since I've
had this much fun on a mission.
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00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,874
What, are you kidding?
Ha! This was nothing.
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00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:46,707
All the same,
I hope I wasn't too hard on you.
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00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:48,874
Aw, no sweat.
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[stammers] Sweat. [Gasps]
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00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:53,082
Launchpad.
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00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,000
[approaching footsteps]
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00:21:58,958 --> 00:22:00,707
Launchpad! Are you all right?
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00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:05,499
Don't worry, guys,
I'll be fine after a little vacation.
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00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:10,208
Hmm, I wonder if this
hotel gives reduced rates.
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪