♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
THE CITY OF ST. CANARD
IS HOME TO A THOUSAND CRIMINALS.
NOT ONE DARES MAKE A MOVE.
THIS CITY'S SHADOWY GUARDIAN HUNTS THEM IN THE DARKNESS.
I AM THAT GUARDIAN.
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE WINGED SCOURGE
THAT PECKS AT YOUR NIGHTMARES.
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
AND I AM... TOTALLY BORED OUT OF MY SKULL.
ARE ALL THE CROOKS ON VACATION?
ARE THEY ALL ON SOME CRIMINAL HOLIDAY?
LIGHTEN UP. IT MEANS YOU'RE DOIN' A GREAT JOB CRIME-BUSTIN'.
I SUPPOSE, BUT I'M NOT ASKING FOR MUCH...
A JAYWALKER, A LITTERBUG... ANYTHING!
SOMETHING TOOK THE OIL TANKER.
I'D LIKE THAT.
NO, REALLY! DOWN THERE!
OH, YEAH? WHERE?
DOWN THERE! A BIG HOLE OPENED UP!
WELL, I DON'T SEE ANY...
OH, WAAAIT A MINUTE.
I APPRECIATE THE ATTEMPT,
BUT EVERY NIGHT CAN'T BE FILLED WITH ADVENTURE.
LET'S GO HOME.
HAH! DISAPPEARING TANKERS.
NO, REALLY. IT FELL DOWN A BIG HOLE!
HUH?
AAAA! DARKWIIIINGGG!
[SNORING]
[RING]
DAD, WAKE UP! WE GOT A CASE!
C'MON, DARKWING.
IT'S ON TV DOWNSTAIRS.
GOSALYN, AFTER I GET UP
AND HAVE MY CUP OF COFFEE,
REMIND ME TO PUNISH YOU...
SEVERELY.
COME OOON! IT'S A CASE!
OHH!
[COUGH COUGH COUGH]
[GULP]
[COUGH]
CAN WE FIND A MORE PLEASANT WAY OF WAKING ME,
LIKE EXPLOSIVES UNDER MY PILLOW?
SEE? I WASN'T CRAZY...
NO MORE THAN USUAL.
AND SO IT APPEARS.
THAT THE EARLY MORNING DISAPPEARANCES.
OF THE SS LANGDALE AND RADIO STATION KDUQ.
WERE NOT ISOLATED INCIDENTS.
JUST AN HOUR AGO,
EMPLOYEES OF THE ST. CANARD ELECTRIC PLANT.
BARELY ESCAPED AS THE STATION SANK OUT OF SIGHT.
SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU.
THIS IS DEFINITELY A JOB FOR DARKWING DUCK.
WE'RE SET TO GO.
"WE" ARE GOING NOWHERE.
YOU GO TO THE BASEBALL GAME, LIKE PLANNED.
NO WAY!
BUT I KNOW ABOUT UNDERGROUND STUFF...
LIKE WHEN THE EVIL WORM PEOPLE
WERE TURNING KIDS INTO ZOMBIE SLAVES.
YOU PUT EXTRA SUGAR
ON YOUR FROSTY-O's THIS MORNING, DIDN'T YOU?
THIS ISN'T A COMIC BOOK. IT'S REALITY.
LOOK, GOSALYN, I'M NOT GOING TO CHANCE GETTING YOU HURT
ON A CASE.
YOU TURN MUSHY WHEN THINGS GET FUN.
WHAT I SAY GOES.
BESIDES, IT'S PROBABLY
ANOTHER TAKE-OVER-THE-WORLD SCHEME.
WE'LL BE BACK BY DINNER.
IT'S COMIN' UP.
HANG A RIGHT, WE'RE THERE.
WHOA! DEEP HOLE! HOW DO WE GET DOWN?
YOU RAPPEL.
SORRY. IT'S MY DEODORANT.
RAPPEL! RAPPEL! WATCH ME!
PLANT YOUR FEET.
HAND ON ROPE RELEASE.
THEN NIMBLY PUSH OFF, LIKE SO...
AND SO...
WOW, GREAT CAMOUFLAGE.
YOU REALLY BLEND INTO THE ROCK.
NOTHING LIKE A CRUISE ON THE OPEN SEAS.
MAYBE I'LL STEAL AN OCEAN NEXT.
I'M SUCH A GENIUS.
IT'S A WONDER MY BRAIN CAN CONTAIN IT.
MOLIARTY, SIR! YOUR KINETO BEAM
IS CONNECTED TO THE POWER PLANT.
EXCELLENT. PREPARE THE ELEVATORS TO RECEIVE THE STADIUM.
LOOK AT THEM SCURRY OFF, EAGER TO PLEASE.
THESE SHEEP JUST NEEDED A REAL LEADER.
SOON I'LL LEAD THEM TO THEIR TRUE DESTINY
ON THE SURFACE AND GET RICH, TOO.
OH, GROWNUPS WANT KIDS TO BE MISERABLE.
THEY THINK IT BUILDS CHARACTER.
I THINK YOUR DAD JUST WORRIES ABOUT YOU GETTING HURT.
NO. HE'S ALWAYS TREATING ME LIKE A BABY...
WHILE HE HOGS ALL THE FUN.
OUCH.
NICE SHORTCUT, D.W.
RIGHT.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHERE'S THE ELECTRIC PLANT?
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD HIDE IT UNDER A ROCK.
HMM. NO TREAD MARKS.
WHAT'S STRONG ENOUGH TO MOVE AN ENTIRE BUILDING?
I THOUGHT WE HAD A BUG PROBLEM.
[CHEERING]
IT'S COMING FROM THAT WAY.
FOLLOW THAT BEETLE.
GREAT. AND ME WITH NO BUG SPRAY.
IT IS TIME WE MOLES ESCAPED THESE DINGY TUNNELS
TO ACHIEVE OUR DESTINY ABOVE!
MY AMAZING KINETO BEAM
WILL PLUNGE THE SURFACE INTO DARKNESS,
AND THE AGE OF MOLES WILL BEGIN!
HOORAY! YAY!
YAY! HOORAY!
SO PREPARE FOR YOUR NEW LIVES UP ABOVE.
STOCK UP ON MOLIARTY'S NONGLARE SUNGLASSES
AND TANNING BUTTER.
IF YOU'RE MAKING THE WORLD DARK,
HOW COME WE NEED SUNGLASSES?
NEVER MIND.
ANOTHER CHEAP HUCKSTER
WITH PLANS OF WORLD DOMINATION.
I SAY WE SHUT HIM DOWN HARD.
LAUNCHPAD, LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
AND NOW TO APPROPRIATE THE FINAL COMPONENT
OF MY AMAZING KINETO BEAM!
BEHOLD THE GENIUS OF MOLIARTY!
COME ON, HONKER!
WOW! THE WHOLE PLACE IS SINKING.
YEAH. JUST LIKE THE POWER PLANT.
GOSALYN!
OHH!
I WON'T MISS THIS ADVENTURE!
BUT... BUT...
OOH, IT'S AMAZING MY BRILLIANCE DOESN'T BLIND PEOPLE.
[THUD]
WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?
HA HA HA!
SOMEONE'S LAUGHING AT ME.
I HATE THAT.
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
I AM THE WINGED SCOURGE
THAT PECKS AT YOUR NIGHTMARES.
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
DARKWING DUCK?
SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU TRY WITH EGG ROLLS.
YEAH? WELL, I WAS SMART ENOUGH
TO STOP YOUR PLAN.
OH, WERE YOU, NOW?
WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY IMPRESSIVE.
WELL, IT IS.
LAUNCHPAD AND YOUR DAD
ARE IN TROUBLE.
OH, WHAT WOULD GROWNUPS DO WITHOUT US?
HAH!
SUCK GAS, EVILDOER!
AHH HA HA!
TEAR GAS.
NOW IT'S OUR TURN
TO TRASH THE BAD GUY.
BE WARNED!
WE'RE MASTERS OF EVERY MARTIAL ART!
EXCEPT TRASH CAN TAI CHI.
I BELIEVE THAT'S NEW.
WHOOPS.
WELL, THIS MUST BE
A NEW RECYCLING IDEA...
YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN CAN.
I LIKE THAT IN RUBBISH.
TAKE THE DARKWING DUPES TO THE SLUG PITS.
DON'T GET DISCOURAGED.
IT SEEMS ONLY YESTERDAY
WE ESCAPED A TRAP
JUST AS THREATENING AS THIS.
BEING EATEN ALIVE BY SLUGS
STANDS OUT IN MY MIND AS BEING UNIQUE.
HE DOES GET POINTS FOR IMAGINATION.
OH, DARKWING DUCK!
ARE YOU COMFY?
WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING
TO DISTRACT FROM THE ENTERTAINMENT.
JUST PEACHY, MOLIARTY.
WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US?
THE VIEW'S BETTER HERE.
ALAS, I HAVE A WORLD TO CONQUER.
I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE EXPLAINED MY PLAN.
GREAT. HE WANTS TO TORTURE US.
THE LIGHT OF THE SURFACE WORLD IS TOO STRONG
FOR A MOLE'S EYES.
WHY CONQUER A WORLD
IF YOU HAVE TO LEAVE IT AT DAWN?
THAT'S WHERE MY GENIUS COMES IN.
THE OIL TANKER MERELY POWERED MY KINETO BEAM.
IT'S THE BASEBALL STADIUM AND RADIO TOWER
THAT ARE THE ANTENNA
WHICH FOCUSES ON THE MOON.
THE MOON?
OH, YOU'RE A LUNA-TIC!
HO HO! HOW DROLL.
SEE IF YOU LAUGH
WHEN THE MOON BLOCKS THE SUN,
SHROUDING THE COUNTRY IN ETERNAL NIGHT!
MY MOLES ARE BEGINNING THEIR SURPRISE ATTACK NOW,
UNHINDERED BY PAINFUL SUNLIGHT.
AND YOU PLAN TO MAKE A KILLING
SELLING FLASHLIGHT BATTERIES.
MAKE A NOTE OF THAT.
BRAVO, DARKWING.
YOU DO HAVE FLASHES OF INSPIRATION.
I'LL MISS THEM...
NOT!
TIME TO CALL THE CHILDREN.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE THEY'VE HAD COMPANY...
FOR DINNER.
OF ALL THE WAYS TO DIE,
I GOT TO GO AS SLUG BAIT.
YOU STAY HERE
AND MAKE SURE NOTHING GOES WRONG.
IF IT DOES, SHOOT THEM.
WELL, GOODBYE, DARKMEAT.
DAD! IT'S US!
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
CAN YOU GET US OUT?
WHAT ABOUT IT?
I'LL FIGURE THE ROCK'S WEAK POINT.
YOU CAN DO IT!
JUST DO IT.
I'VE ONLY CHECKED MY CALCULATIONS TWICE.
THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO KEEP US WAITING, HONKER!
HONKER! HONKER!
O.K.
WAY TO GO, HONKMAN.
YEAH, YEAH.
WE'VE GOT TO STOP MOLIARTY.
GUESS THIS PROVES HOW VALUABLE I AM.
YOU? GUESS YOU WEREN'T INVOLVED
WITH THE TRASH CAN INCIDENT.
WHAT TRASH CAN?
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, WE'D BE MOPPING UP NOW.
YEAH, LIKE YOU WEREN'T TRAPPED.
IT TAKES MORE THAN MOLES
TO TRAP ME.
WHEN WE REACH THE SURFACE,
GET RIGHT HOME.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
I CAN AND I AM.
UH, SLUGS ARE, UH...
THEN AGAIN, MAYBE SENDING YOU HOME
ISN'T THE BEST IDEA JUST NOW.
WE HAVE TO CUT OFF POWER
TO THE KINETO BEAM.
STAYIN' ALIVE WOULD BE NICE, TOO.
INTO THIS ALLEY.
IT'S A DEAD END.
NO PROBLEM. WE'LL JUST DOUBLE BACK
AN-YAN-YAND...
GOOD THING YOU SAVED THAT SALT PACKET
FROM YOUR FRIES.
THAT WAS PRETTY QUICK THINKING.
IT'LL TAKE ALL OF US
TO STOP THAT BEAM.
ALL OF US?
YES! ALL OF US!
YAHOO... MMPLRF!
I THOUGHT KEEPING THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE
WOULD BE NICE.
RIGHT. SURPRISE.
SO WHAT'S THE PLAN, D.W.?
IF THE MOLES WANT TO MOVE IN,
IT WOULD BE UNETHICAL
TO HIDE THE DRAWBACKS OF THE SURFACE WORLD.
DARKWING DUCK TO RAT CATCHER.
CODE WORDS... LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
ALL RIGHT, TROOPS. TIME TO CATCH MOLIARTY.
FINALLY, MY GENIUS RECEIVES THE REWARDS
IT SO RICHLY DESERVES.
[SNIFF]
ALL THE DELICACIES OF THE SURFACE WORLD
ARE LAID OUT BEFORE ME.
IT'S A PITY THEY WERE OUT OF KETCHUP.
MOLIARTY!
IT'S DARKWING DUCK!
PLEASE, I'M EATING.
THIS ISN'T A TIME
TO DISCUSS SLUG LUNCHES.
BUT HE'S LOOSE AND ATTACKING OUR TROOPS!
WHAAAT?
THIS ISN'T A JOKE. I'D HATE THAT.
NO, SIR.
I HATE IT ANYWAY.
I WANT HIM HUMILIATED!
RUN HIM DOWN.
BRING HIS REMAINS TO ME.
I WANT SOME KETCHUP, TOO.
THE CITY REALLY SHOULD DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THOSE POTHOLES.
AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN.
MMM-MM!
THESE SURE BEAT THE FUNGUS PIE BACK HOME.
BUT NO BURGER'S COMPLETE
WITHOUT OUR SPECIAL CHILI PEPPER SAUCE.
IT'S A SURFACE WORLD DELICACY.
WELL, THEN, POUR IT ON, SLAVE!
NOTHING'S TOO GOOD FOR YOUR MOLE MASTERS.
SORRY, BUT WE HAVE TO GO NOW.
THAT MEANS NO TIP?
ANOTHER PERIL OF THE SURFACE WORLD...
THE DREADED HAY FEVER ATTACK.
AAH!
AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
[SNIFFLE SNIFFLE]
[COUGH COUGH]
THEY WANT TO GO HOME?
I STILL HAVE TANNING BUTTER LEFT!
GREAT.
WITH THE TROOPS OUT OF THE WAY,
NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW.
THAT'S A PRETTY BIG NOTHING.
MY BRILLIANT SCHEMES,
MY GLORIOUS INTELLECT
BEING THWARTED BY THAT ADDLE-PATED DARKWING...
WHAT?
SIR, DARKWING DUCK.
I KNOW, BUT WHAT'S HE UP TO?
YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
I KNEW THE JOB WAS DANGEROUS
WHEN I TOOK IT.
BE CAREFUL, DARKWING!
HE'S GIVEN UP. HE'LL BASH HIS BRAINS OUT!
OH, HOW FESTIVE.
RATS!
I MISSED THE LITTLE CREEP.
I MEANT THAT.
D.W., ARE YOU O.K.?
HAH!
THE DARING DARKWING DUCK
DEFIES DEATH YET AGAIN
AND DEFEATS THE DESPICABLE DENIZENS OF DARKNESS!
OH, DAD!
MOLIARTY!
ALL MY PLANS,
THE FRUITS OF MY GENIUS...
RUINED!
BY A FUNNY BOOK REJECT.
FINESSE THIS, DEADMEAT DUCK!
WE SHOULD BE SAFE BEHIND THESE BARRELS OF...
FUEL OIL?
HOOWEE, HEH-HEH!
THAT HIGH-OCTANE SURE PACKS A PUNCH.
QUICK, GOSALYN! USE MY GAS GUN!
HEE HEE HA HA!
YOU SHOOT A MADMAN WITH LAUGHING GAS?
WELL, IT WASN'T LABELED.
AT LEAST NOW HE'S A HAPPY MADMAN.
THAT DOES IT!
I SAY WE TOAST THIS TOAD.
YOU IN?
YEAH.
WHERE IS THAT COWARD?
DOES HE THINK HE CAN OUTWIT MY STUNNING INTELLECT
WITH HIDE-N-SEEK?
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A BALLGAME.
IT'S A CLOSE CONTEST.
BETWEEN THE DARKWING DUCKS.
AND THE MOLIARTY MINI-MOLES.
I WILL NOT BE MOCKED!
AND HERE'S THE PITCH!
HUH?
HAH! MISSED!
IT'S A LINE DRIVE!
HEADS UP!
AND YOU'RE OUT!
YOU'RE FINISHED, MOLIARTY.
YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP.
NEVER!
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME!
WE'LL MEET AGAIN!
I'LL HOLD MY BREATH AND COUNT THE MINUTES.
AT THE SAME TIME?
ONE MORE EVIL PLOT FOILED.
YOU WERE A REAL HELP, GOSALYN.
THAT'S WHY I SHOULD HAVE A NEAT NAME, TOO,
LIKE THE SCARLET QUACKETTE.
WHAT?
AND AN ORANGE COSTUME, RIGHT, LAUNCHPAD?
I LIKE ORANGE.
THIS IS NOT GOING TO BECOME A HABIT!
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
YOU'RE STAYING HOME.
I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF YOUR ROOM.
THAT'S A CHEAP SHOT.