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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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THE CITY OF ST. CANARD

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IS HOME TO A THOUSAND CRIMINALS.

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NOT ONE DARES MAKE A MOVE.

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THIS CITY'S SHADOWY GUARDIAN
HUNTS THEM IN THE DARKNESS.

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I AM THAT GUARDIAN.

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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

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I AM THE WINGED SCOURGE

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THAT PECKS AT YOUR NIGHTMARES.

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I AM DARKWING DUCK!

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AND I AM...
TOTALLY BORED OUT OF MY SKULL.

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ARE ALL THE CROOKS ON VACATION?

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ARE THEY ALL ON SOME
CRIMINAL HOLIDAY?

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LIGHTEN UP. IT MEANS YOU'RE
DOIN' A GREAT JOB CRIME-BUSTIN'.

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I SUPPOSE,
BUT I'M NOT ASKING FOR MUCH...

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A JAYWALKER, A LITTERBUG...
ANYTHING!

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SOMETHING TOOK THE OIL TANKER.

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I'D LIKE THAT.

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NO, REALLY! DOWN THERE!

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OH, YEAH? WHERE?

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DOWN THERE!
A BIG HOLE OPENED UP!

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WELL, I DON'T SEE ANY...

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OH, WAAAIT A MINUTE.

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I APPRECIATE THE ATTEMPT,

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BUT EVERY NIGHT CAN'T BE
FILLED WITH ADVENTURE.

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LET'S GO HOME.

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HAH! DISAPPEARING TANKERS.

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NO, REALLY.
IT FELL DOWN A BIG HOLE!

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HUH?

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AAAA! DARKWIIIINGGG!

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[SNORING]

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[RING]

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DAD, WAKE UP! WE GOT A CASE!

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C'MON, DARKWING.

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IT'S ON TV DOWNSTAIRS.

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GOSALYN, AFTER I GET UP

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AND HAVE MY CUP OF COFFEE,

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REMIND ME TO PUNISH YOU...

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SEVERELY.

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COME OOON! IT'S A CASE!

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OHH!

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[COUGH COUGH COUGH]

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[GULP]

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[COUGH]

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CAN WE FIND A MORE
PLEASANT WAY OF WAKING ME,

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LIKE EXPLOSIVES UNDER MY PILLOW?

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SEE? I WASN'T CRAZY...

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NO MORE THAN USUAL.

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<i>AND SO IT APPEARS.</i>

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<i>THAT THE EARLY MORNING
DISAPPEARANCES.</i>

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<i>OF THE</i> SS LANGDALE <i>AND
RADIO STATION KDUQ.</i>

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<i>WERE NOT ISOLATED INCIDENTS.</i>

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<i>JUST AN HOUR AGO,</i>

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<i>EMPLOYEES OF THE ST.
CANARD ELECTRIC PLANT.</i>

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<i>BARELY ESCAPED AS THE
STATION SANK OUT OF SIGHT.</i>

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SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU.

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THIS IS DEFINITELY A
JOB FOR DARKWING DUCK.

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WE'RE SET TO GO.

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"WE" ARE GOING NOWHERE.

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<i>YOU</i> GO TO THE BASEBALL
GAME, LIKE PLANNED.

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NO WAY!

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BUT I KNOW ABOUT
UNDERGROUND STUFF...

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LIKE WHEN THE EVIL WORM PEOPLE

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WERE TURNING KIDS
INTO ZOMBIE SLAVES.

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YOU PUT EXTRA SUGAR

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ON YOUR FROSTY-O's THIS
MORNING, DIDN'T YOU?

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THIS ISN'T A COMIC BOOK.
IT'S REALITY.

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LOOK, GOSALYN,
I'M NOT GOING TO CHANCE GETTING YOU HURT

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ON A CASE.

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YOU TURN MUSHY WHEN
THINGS GET FUN.

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WHAT I SAY GOES.

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BESIDES, IT'S PROBABLY

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ANOTHER TAKE-OVER-THE-WORLD
SCHEME.

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WE'LL BE BACK BY DINNER.

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IT'S COMIN' UP.

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HANG A RIGHT, WE'RE THERE.

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WHOA! DEEP HOLE!
HOW DO WE GET DOWN?

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YOU RAPPEL.

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SORRY. IT'S MY DEODORANT.

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RAPPEL! RAPPEL! WATCH ME!

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PLANT YOUR FEET.

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HAND ON ROPE RELEASE.

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THEN NIMBLY PUSH OFF, LIKE SO...

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AND SO...

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AND SO...

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WOW, GREAT CAMOUFLAGE.

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YOU REALLY BLEND INTO THE ROCK.

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NOTHING LIKE A CRUISE
ON THE OPEN SEAS.

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MAYBE I'LL STEAL AN OCEAN NEXT.

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I'M SUCH A GENIUS.

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IT'S A WONDER MY
BRAIN CAN CONTAIN IT.

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MOLIARTY, SIR! YOUR KINETO BEAM

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IS CONNECTED TO THE POWER PLANT.

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EXCELLENT. PREPARE THE ELEVATORS
TO RECEIVE THE STADIUM.

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LOOK AT THEM SCURRY
OFF, EAGER TO PLEASE.

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THESE SHEEP JUST
NEEDED A REAL LEADER.

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SOON I'LL LEAD THEM
TO THEIR TRUE DESTINY

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ON THE SURFACE AND GET
RICH, TOO.

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OH, GROWNUPS WANT
KIDS TO BE MISERABLE.

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THEY THINK IT BUILDS CHARACTER.

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I THINK YOUR DAD JUST WORRIES
ABOUT YOU GETTING HURT.

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NO. HE'S ALWAYS TREATING
ME LIKE A BABY...

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WHILE HE HOGS ALL THE FUN.

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OUCH.

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NICE SHORTCUT, D.W.

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RIGHT.

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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

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WHERE'S THE ELECTRIC PLANT?

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IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD
HIDE IT UNDER A ROCK.

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HMM. NO TREAD MARKS.

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WHAT'S STRONG ENOUGH TO
MOVE AN ENTIRE BUILDING?

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I THOUGHT <i>WE</i> HAD A BUG PROBLEM.

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[CHEERING]

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IT'S COMING FROM THAT WAY.

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FOLLOW THAT BEETLE.

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GREAT. AND ME WITH NO BUG SPRAY.

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IT IS TIME WE MOLES
ESCAPED THESE DINGY TUNNELS

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TO ACHIEVE OUR DESTINY ABOVE!

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MY AMAZING KINETO BEAM

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WILL PLUNGE THE
SURFACE INTO DARKNESS,

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AND THE AGE OF MOLES WILL BEGIN!

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HOORAY! YAY!

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YAY! HOORAY!

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SO PREPARE FOR YOUR
NEW LIVES UP ABOVE.

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STOCK UP ON MOLIARTY'S
NONGLARE SUNGLASSES

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AND TANNING BUTTER.

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IF YOU'RE MAKING THE WORLD DARK,

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HOW COME WE NEED SUNGLASSES?

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NEVER MIND.

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ANOTHER CHEAP HUCKSTER

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WITH PLANS OF WORLD DOMINATION.

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I SAY WE SHUT HIM DOWN HARD.

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LAUNCHPAD, LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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AND NOW TO APPROPRIATE
THE FINAL COMPONENT

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OF MY AMAZING KINETO BEAM!

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BEHOLD THE GENIUS OF MOLIARTY!

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COME ON, HONKER!

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WOW! THE WHOLE PLACE IS SINKING.

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YEAH. JUST LIKE THE POWER PLANT.

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GOSALYN!

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OHH!

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I WON'T MISS THIS ADVENTURE!

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BUT... BUT...

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OOH, IT'S AMAZING MY BRILLIANCE
DOESN'T BLIND PEOPLE.

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[THUD]

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WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?

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HA HA HA!

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SOMEONE'S LAUGHING AT ME.

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I HATE THAT.

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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!

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I AM THE WINGED SCOURGE

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THAT PECKS AT YOUR NIGHTMARES.

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I AM DARKWING DUCK!

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DARKWING DUCK?

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SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING
YOU TRY WITH EGG ROLLS.

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YEAH? WELL, I WAS SMART ENOUGH

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TO STOP YOUR PLAN.

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OH, WERE YOU, NOW?

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WELL,
THAT'S CERTAINLY IMPRESSIVE.

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WELL, IT IS.

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LAUNCHPAD AND YOUR DAD

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ARE IN TROUBLE.

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OH, WHAT WOULD
GROWNUPS DO WITHOUT US?

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HAH!

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SUCK GAS, EVILDOER!

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AHH HA HA!

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TEAR GAS.

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NOW IT'S OUR TURN

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TO TRASH THE BAD GUY.

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BE WARNED!

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WE'RE MASTERS OF
EVERY MARTIAL ART!

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EXCEPT TRASH CAN <i>TAI CHI.</i>

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I BELIEVE THAT'S NEW.

201
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WHOOPS.

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WELL, THIS MUST BE

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A NEW RECYCLING IDEA...

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YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN CAN.

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I LIKE THAT IN RUBBISH.

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TAKE THE DARKWING
DUPES TO THE SLUG PITS.

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DON'T GET DISCOURAGED.

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IT SEEMS ONLY YESTERDAY

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WE ESCAPED A TRAP

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JUST AS THREATENING AS THIS.

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BEING EATEN ALIVE BY SLUGS

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STANDS OUT IN MY
MIND AS BEING UNIQUE.

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HE DOES GET POINTS
FOR IMAGINATION.

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OH, DARKWING DUCK!

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ARE YOU COMFY?

216
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WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING

217
00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:08,332
TO DISTRACT FROM
THE ENTERTAINMENT.

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JUST PEACHY, MOLIARTY.

219
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WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US?

220
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THE VIEW'S BETTER HERE.

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ALAS, I HAVE A WORLD TO CONQUER.

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I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE
EXPLAINED MY PLAN.

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GREAT. HE WANTS TO TORTURE US.

224
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THE LIGHT OF THE SURFACE
WORLD IS TOO STRONG

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FOR A MOLE'S EYES.

226
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WHY CONQUER A WORLD

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IF YOU HAVE TO LEAVE IT AT DAWN?

228
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THAT'S WHERE MY GENIUS COMES IN.

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THE OIL TANKER MERELY
POWERED MY KINETO BEAM.

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IT'S THE BASEBALL
STADIUM AND RADIO TOWER

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THAT ARE THE ANTENNA

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WHICH FOCUSES ON THE MOON.

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THE MOON?

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OH, YOU'RE A LUNA-TIC!

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HO HO! HOW DROLL.

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SEE IF YOU LAUGH

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WHEN THE MOON BLOCKS THE SUN,

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SHROUDING THE COUNTRY
IN ETERNAL NIGHT!

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MY MOLES ARE BEGINNING
THEIR SURPRISE ATTACK NOW,

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UNHINDERED BY PAINFUL SUNLIGHT.

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AND YOU PLAN TO MAKE A KILLING

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SELLING FLASHLIGHT BATTERIES.

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MAKE A NOTE OF THAT.

244
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,582
BRAVO, DARKWING.

245
00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:29,707
YOU <i>DO</i> HAVE FLASHES
OF INSPIRATION.

246
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,165
I'LL MISS THEM...

247
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,458
NOT!

248
00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:36,332
TIME TO CALL THE CHILDREN.

249
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:40,165
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE
THEY'VE HAD COMPANY...

250
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:41,250
FOR DINNER.

251
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,249
OF ALL THE WAYS TO DIE,

252
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:54,707
I GOT TO GO AS SLUG BAIT.

253
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,290
YOU STAY HERE

254
00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:59,249
AND MAKE SURE
NOTHING GOES WRONG.

255
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:01,707
IF IT DOES, SHOOT THEM.

256
00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:04,083
WELL, GOODBYE, DARKMEAT.

257
00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:07,082
DAD! IT'S US!

258
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:09,332
WHY ARE YOU HERE?

259
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,874
CAN YOU GET US OUT?

260
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,415
WHAT ABOUT IT?

261
00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:16,249
I'LL FIGURE THE
ROCK'S WEAK POINT.

262
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,165
YOU CAN DO IT!

263
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:19,707
JUST DO IT.

264
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:23,250
I'VE ONLY CHECKED MY
CALCULATIONS TWICE.

265
00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:29,499
THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO
KEEP US WAITING, HONKER!

266
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,749
HONKER! HONKER!

267
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,458
O.K.

268
00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:53,374
WAY TO GO, HONKMAN.

269
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,874
YEAH, YEAH.

270
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,874
WE'VE GOT TO STOP MOLIARTY.

271
00:13:56,875 --> 00:14:00,415
GUESS THIS PROVES
HOW VALUABLE I AM.

272
00:14:00,416 --> 00:14:02,957
YOU? GUESS YOU WEREN'T INVOLVED

273
00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:05,707
WITH THE TRASH CAN INCIDENT.

274
00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:07,374
WHAT TRASH CAN?

275
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:12,332
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU,
WE'D BE MOPPING UP NOW.

276
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,874
YEAH, LIKE YOU WEREN'T TRAPPED.

277
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:17,332
IT TAKES MORE THAN MOLES

278
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:18,749
TO TRAP ME.

279
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,249
WHEN WE REACH THE SURFACE,

280
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,707
GET RIGHT HOME.

281
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:24,707
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

282
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:27,249
I CAN AND I AM.

283
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:31,250
UH, SLUGS ARE, UH...

284
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:41,874
THEN AGAIN,
MAYBE SENDING YOU HOME

285
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:45,458
ISN'T THE BEST IDEA JUST NOW.

286
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,707
WE HAVE TO CUT OFF POWER

287
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,749
TO THE KINETO BEAM.

288
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:22,707
STAYIN' ALIVE WOULD BE
NICE, TOO.

289
00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:24,249
INTO THIS ALLEY.

290
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,582
IT'S A DEAD END.

291
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:29,457
NO PROBLEM.
WE'LL JUST DOUBLE BACK

292
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,250
AN-YAN-YAND...

293
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:44,874
GOOD THING YOU SAVED
THAT SALT PACKET

294
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,749
FROM YOUR FRIES.

295
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:49,582
THAT WAS PRETTY QUICK THINKING.

296
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:52,082
IT'LL TAKE ALL OF US

297
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:53,999
TO STOP THAT BEAM.

298
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,582
ALL OF US?

299
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,999
YES! ALL OF US!

300
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,290
YAHOO... MMPLRF!

301
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:02,707
I THOUGHT KEEPING THE
ELEMENT OF SURPRISE

302
00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:04,249
WOULD BE NICE.

303
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,874
RIGHT. SURPRISE.

304
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,332
SO WHAT'S THE PLAN, D.W.?

305
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,999
IF THE MOLES WANT TO MOVE IN,

306
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,082
IT WOULD BE UNETHICAL

307
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:15,332
TO HIDE THE DRAWBACKS
OF THE SURFACE WORLD.

308
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,707
DARKWING DUCK TO RAT CATCHER.

309
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:22,083
CODE WORDS...
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

310
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:30,707
ALL RIGHT, TROOPS.
TIME TO CATCH MOLIARTY.

311
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:33,874
FINALLY,
MY GENIUS RECEIVES THE REWARDS

312
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:36,999
IT SO RICHLY DESERVES.

313
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,124
[SNIFF]

314
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:41,457
ALL THE DELICACIES
OF THE SURFACE WORLD

315
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:44,415
ARE LAID OUT BEFORE ME.

316
00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:48,415
IT'S A PITY THEY
WERE OUT OF KETCHUP.

317
00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:49,416
MOLIARTY!

318
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,874
IT'S DARKWING DUCK!

319
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,415
PLEASE, I'M EATING.

320
00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:54,457
THIS ISN'T A TIME

321
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,457
TO DISCUSS SLUG LUNCHES.

322
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:59,874
BUT HE'S LOOSE AND
ATTACKING OUR TROOPS!

323
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:01,124
WHAAAT?

324
00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:04,165
THIS ISN'T A JOKE.
I'D HATE THAT.

325
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:05,707
NO, SIR.

326
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:08,874
I HATE IT ANYWAY.

327
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,832
I WANT HIM HUMILIATED!

328
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,374
RUN HIM DOWN.

329
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:15,082
BRING HIS REMAINS TO ME.

330
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:17,625
I WANT SOME KETCHUP, TOO.

331
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,999
THE CITY REALLY
SHOULD DO SOMETHING

332
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,457
ABOUT THOSE POTHOLES.

333
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:35,333
AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN.

334
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,874
MMM-MM!

335
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:48,874
THESE SURE BEAT THE
FUNGUS PIE BACK HOME.

336
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:50,874
BUT NO BURGER'S COMPLETE

337
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,749
WITHOUT OUR SPECIAL
CHILI PEPPER SAUCE.

338
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:56,290
IT'S A SURFACE WORLD DELICACY.

339
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:59,457
WELL, THEN, POUR IT ON, SLAVE!

340
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:04,625
NOTHING'S TOO GOOD
FOR YOUR MOLE MASTERS.

341
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:11,332
SORRY, BUT WE HAVE TO GO NOW.

342
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,415
THAT MEANS NO TIP?

343
00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:16,582
ANOTHER PERIL OF
THE SURFACE WORLD...

344
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:19,875
THE DREADED HAY FEVER ATTACK.

345
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:23,332
AAH!

346
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:25,458
AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!

347
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:28,707
[SNIFFLE SNIFFLE]

348
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,207
[COUGH COUGH]

349
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,582
[COUGH COUGH]

350
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,874
THEY WANT TO GO HOME?

351
00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:37,999
I STILL HAVE
TANNING BUTTER LEFT!

352
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,082
GREAT.

353
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:42,582
WITH THE TROOPS OUT OF THE WAY,

354
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:45,082
NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW.

355
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,874
THAT'S A PRETTY BIG NOTHING.

356
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,374
MY BRILLIANT SCHEMES,

357
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:50,957
MY GLORIOUS INTELLECT

358
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:54,957
BEING THWARTED BY THAT
ADDLE-PATED DARKWING...

359
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:55,999
WHAT?

360
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,457
SIR, DARKWING <i>DUCK.</i>

361
00:18:57,458 --> 00:19:01,625
I KNOW, BUT WHAT'S HE UP TO?

362
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,582
YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

363
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:08,582
I KNEW THE JOB WAS DANGEROUS

364
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,582
WHEN I TOOK IT.

365
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,207
BE CAREFUL, DARKWING!

366
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:15,749
HE'S GIVEN UP.
HE'LL BASH HIS BRAINS OUT!

367
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,583
OH, HOW FESTIVE.

368
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,290
RATS!

369
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:26,833
I MISSED THE LITTLE CREEP.

370
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:40,457
I MEANT THAT.

371
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,707
D.W., ARE YOU O.K.?

372
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:43,999
HAH!

373
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,082
THE DARING DARKWING DUCK

374
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:48,082
DEFIES DEATH YET AGAIN

375
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:51,499
AND DEFEATS THE DESPICABLE
DENIZENS OF DARKNESS!

376
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,999
OH, DAD!

377
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,832
MOLIARTY!

378
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:56,374
ALL MY PLANS,

379
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,832
THE FRUITS OF MY GENIUS...

380
00:19:58,833 --> 00:19:59,999
RUINED!

381
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,082
BY A FUNNY BOOK REJECT.

382
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:07,708
FINESSE THIS, DEADMEAT DUCK!

383
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:14,499
WE SHOULD BE SAFE BEHIND
THESE BARRELS OF...

384
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,457
FUEL OIL?

385
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,082
HOOWEE, HEH-HEH!

386
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:21,457
THAT HIGH-OCTANE
SURE PACKS A PUNCH.

387
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:25,000
QUICK, GOSALYN! USE MY GAS GUN!

388
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:28,582
HEE HEE HA HA!

389
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:31,999
YOU SHOOT A MADMAN
WITH LAUGHING GAS?

390
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,582
WELL, IT WASN'T LABELED.

391
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:38,082
AT LEAST NOW HE'S
A HAPPY MADMAN.

392
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:39,582
THAT DOES IT!

393
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:43,374
I SAY WE TOAST THIS TOAD.

394
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,457
YOU IN?

395
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:45,624
YEAH.

396
00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,207
WHERE IS THAT COWARD?

397
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:51,624
DOES HE THINK HE CAN OUTWIT
MY STUNNING INTELLECT

398
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,290
WITH HIDE-N-SEEK?

399
00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:56,999
<i>IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
DAY FOR A BALLGAME.</i>

400
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,374
<i>IT'S A CLOSE CONTEST.</i>

401
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,374
<i>BETWEEN THE DARKWING DUCKS.</i>

402
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,207
<i>AND THE MOLIARTY MINI-MOLES.</i>

403
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,749
I WILL NOT BE MOCKED!

404
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:07,624
<i>AND HERE'S THE PITCH!</i>

405
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:08,750
HUH?

406
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:11,250
HAH! MISSED!

407
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:16,999
<i>IT'S A LINE DRIVE!</i>

408
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,499
HEADS UP!

409
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,582
AND YOU'RE OUT!

410
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,082
YOU'RE FINISHED, MOLIARTY.

411
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,999
YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP.

412
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,082
NEVER!

413
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:30,707
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD
THE LAST OF ME!

414
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,249
WE'LL MEET AGAIN!

415
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:36,249
I'LL HOLD MY BREATH
AND COUNT THE MINUTES.

416
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:38,375
AT THE SAME TIME?

417
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,124
ONE MORE EVIL PLOT FOILED.

418
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:44,207
YOU WERE A REAL HELP, GOSALYN.

419
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:48,624
THAT'S WHY I SHOULD
HAVE A NEAT NAME, TOO,

420
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,290
LIKE THE SCARLET QUACKETTE.

421
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:51,624
WHAT?

422
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:54,582
AND AN ORANGE COSTUME,
RIGHT, LAUNCHPAD?

423
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:58,124
I LIKE ORANGE.

424
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,999
THIS IS <i>NOT</i> GOING
TO BECOME A HABIT!

425
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,457
THAT'S NOT FAIR.

426
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,082
YOU'RE STAYING HOME.

427
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:07,082
I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

428
00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:09,290
YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE
CARE OF YOUR ROOM.

429
00:22:09,291 --> 00:22:11,416
THAT'S A CHEAP SHOT.