♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
[BAA]
[MOO]
OH, WOW!
A METEOR!
HIYA, HONK.
I WAS JUST COMING UP
TO SHARE MY ICE CREAM WITH YA.
AW, TANK...
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
WHAT WAS THAT?
YOU WANTED A DOUBLE SCOOP?
COMING RIGHT UP.
HA HA HA!
COMING UP ON PELICAN'S ISLAND!
DAD, I... I SAW...
ON FIRE...
AND THEN CRASH...
FALLING...
METEOR ON FIRE!
THIS IS THE ONE WHERE PELICAN GETS HIS FLIPPERS CAUGHT
IN THE COMBINE HARVESTER!
MOM!
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WOULD MARASCHINO CHERRIES BE TOO MUCH?
I... I SAW A METEOR!
MEATIER?
YOU WANT MORE MEAT?
YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS ENOUGH POT ROAST?
WHAT? MAKE IT QUICK.
I'VE GOT IMPORTANT BUSINESS.
UH... FIREBALL!
FIREBALL! HOW BLIND I'VE BEEN.
IF YOU THROW A FIREBALL WHILE YOU JUMP,
IT KILLS DART BOY.
B-BUT METEOR!
METEOR'S ON THE FIRST LEVEL. JUMP THAT.
GOSALYN, I JUST SAW A...
HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW BURGLAR TRAP?
I SAW A METEOR CRASH IN THE HILLS!
OH!
VANILLA.
TANK ON THE WARPATH AGAIN?
AS ALWAYS.
STAND UP TO PEOPLE. SHOW SOME GUTS.
I'M AFRAID TANK WILL DO THE SHOWING WITH MY GUTS.
ALL SET.
ALIENS! WE GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT.
ALIENS?
BARRADA, REPORT.
THE GERDIST BOMB CREATED A MAIN DRIVE MELTDOWN
WHICH COULD DESTRUCT AT ANY MINUTE.
IT AFFECTED ALL SYSTEMS, INCLUDING COMMUNICATIONS.
IT APPEARS WE'RE STUCK ON THIS BACKWATER PLANET.
THOSE GERDIST REVOLUTIONARIES ARE AN INSUFFERABLE NUISANCE.
WHEN WE RETURN, I'LL ORDER THEM ALL DEBRIMMED!
CHECK THIS OUT!
FOUR STOMACHS.
HOW DARE YOU TAKE A LARGER HOST THAN I?
MEGA-PARDON, PRINCE OF A THOUSAND PLANETS.
NO INSULT MEANT.
AHH, MUCH BETTER.
AW, ONLY ONE?
WE MUST FIND A COMMUNICATION CENTER
TO SUMMON HELP.
THOSE REVOLUTIONARIES WILL LEARN
NO ONE OPPOSES THE MIGHTY FLARG!
I WILL...
[CLUNK]
TRY SOME, YOUR WORSHIPFULNESS.
AN EYESORE WITH A TOUCH OF RUST.
I EXPECT YOU TO PAY ATTENTION WHILE I SPEAK.
BUT I'M HUNGRY, FLARG.
"BUT I'M HUNGRY, FLARG."
YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY!
SILENCE!
[ENGINE WHIRS]
POWERED FLIGHT. THIS PLANET MAY NOT BE
AS BACKWATER AS WE THOUGHT.
THEN AGAIN...
DO WE HAVE TO WEAR THESE?
OF COURSE. THERE'S NOTHING
PLASMA-SUCKING SPACE MONSTERS
LOVE MORE THAN A NICE TENDER BRAIN.
AW, DON'T WORRY, LITTLE HONKSTER.
SHE'S PULLING YOUR LEG.
THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY PLASMA-SUCKERS IN THIS QUADRANT
SINCE CENTAURANS OVERRAN GALACTIC SECTOR DELTA-Q.
CENTAURANS OVERRAN GALACTIC SECTOR DELTA-Q?
WHY DIDN'T I KNOW?
YOU'RE TO KEEP ME INFORMED!
IT'S NOT A METEOR!
MIGHTY GLORBS!
LOOK AT THAT ONE'S CRANIAL CAPACITY!
WHAT ABOUT ITS STOMACH CAPACITY?
METALLIC...
NO SEAMS...
NO ROCKET BOOSTERS.
IT MIGHT BE... OH!
IT HAS TO BE!
IT'S A REAL SPACESHIP!
LOOKS LIKE A HATBOX TO ME.
WE FOUND A REAL SPACESHIP
WITH MAYBE REAL ALIENS?
WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH!
AAH!
THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ALIEN.
NICE HAT.
OH! WAIT! WHAT ABOUT...
HONKER!
ARE YOU O.K.?
NO BROKEN BONES.
HEY, NICE HAT.
TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY PERSONAGE!
HUH?
OH, I MEAN...
I'M... I'M FINE.
[EXPLOSION]
THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING LEFT TO SELL.
OR EAT.
YOU SAID SOMETHING?
YOU CAN'T TAKE THEM AS HOSTS
UNTIL THEY REMOVE THOSE HELMETS.
WELL, NOT MUCH, BUT AT LEAST IT'S SOMETHING.
IT'S GETTING LATE.
TIME TO SKEDADDLE.
EAT LEAPING FIREBALL, DART BOY.
HEY, DAD, ALIENS CRASH-LANDED ON EARTH!
WE ALMOST GOT THE SPACESHIP, THEN... KABOOM!
I SAVED THIS.
THIS ISN'T FROM OUTER SPACE.
AND WHO MADE YOU RESIDENT EXPERT
ON SUBSTANCES OF NONTERRESTRIAL ORIGIN, HMM?
WELL, I CERTAINLY KNOW...
WHEN DID HE BECOME MR. MOTORMOUTH?
STUPID HAT, TOO.
OH, NO! IT'S THE WHIFFLE BOY!
NO!
LIKE HE'S NOT GOING TO SIT ON MY HEAD AGAIN.
CARELESSLY CRUSHED BY THE COLOSSAL KID.
AT LEAST I MANAGED TO SIGNAL MOONBASE THIS TIME.
MOONBASE? THIS ONE SEEMS TO KNOW
ABOUT INTERSTELLAR COMMUNICATION.
WE MUST TAKE HIM.
I'M GOING OVER TO HONKER'S HOUSE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND LET THE WHIFFLE BOY
USE ME AS A PUNCHING BAG OR MAYBE TAKE A NAP.
HONKER, YOU MISSED DINNER.
OH, I, UH...
HONKER SAW A METEOR THAT WAS A SPACESHIP...
NEVER MIND.
I'LL MAKE YOU A PLATE LATER.
HOW ABOUT SOME FRESH COOKIES?
OH, THANKS, MRS. MUDDLEFOOT.
YOU CALL THIS FOOD?
WHERE'S THE METAL?
METAL?
OH, DEAR. DID I FORGET METAL?
MAYBE HE MEANS IRON.
EVERYONE IS GETTING SO HEALTH CONSCIOUS.
HI, MR. MUDDLEFOOT.
TV TROUBLE AGAIN?
OH, HI, GOSALYN.
YEAH, DADBLAMED TV MADE ME MISS PELICAN'S ISLAND.
AHH!
A SNACK TRAY.
HONK, COULD YOU PASS ME THE CRESCENT WRENCH?
GOTTA GO.
THIS WON'T FIT A 7/16 NUT.
WHAT'S THE HURRY, HONKNOSE?
YOU DARE IMPEDE MY PASSING?
HUH?
REMOVE YOURSELF!
WHY, I'M GONNA...
AH! A DEVOTEE OF GALFRIAN GALACTIC DIGIT FIGHTING, EH?
[CUCKOO CUCKOO]
AND I TOLD HIM TO SHOW SOME GUTS.
WHEN DID YOU LEARN THAT?
CAN YOU TEACH ME?
THAT WAS WAY COOL. NINJA, HUH?
WHERE YOU GETTING THESE HATS?
NICE EYES, THOUGH.
EYES? YOU'RE ALIENS!
BINGO.
THAT OUGHTA STOP ANY MIND-SUCKERS FROM SPACE.
OH, DAD, HONKER'S GOT A THING FROM THE SPACESHIP...
OH, REALLY?
OH, NO!
NO!
WHAT'S WRONG?
NOTHING. UH, NOTHING. NOTHING'S WRONG.
NO BRAIN-SUCKING ALIENS HERE.
ONE OF THESE...
SOMETHING WRONG, FLARG?
DON'T BE INSOLENT WITH ME, BARRADA.
SIR, I WAS ONLY...
FIND THE GIRL. SHE KNOWS.
NO BRAIN-SNARFING ALIEN'S TAKING MY PLANET.
[HUMMING]
♪ DO DO DEE OH DO ♪♪
NOTHING LIKE TINKERING WITH THE OLD THUNDERQUACK TO RELAX.
HYAH!
OOH!
HEY, WATCH IT!
GOSALYN!
O.K., YOU'RE CLEAN.
GEE, YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT MY FASHION SENSE BEFORE.
WHEW!
IS YOUR HAT AN ALIEN?
NO. IT WAS MADE HERE.
NO, I MEAN, OH, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
TOLD YOU YOU WOULDN'T.
[BARRADA] I'VE SEARCHED THIS CREATURE'S MEMORY.
IT HAS ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY WE CAN USE.
DOES IT KNOW INTERSTELLAR COMMUNICATION?
THIS ONE CAN'T EVEN KILL WHIFFLE BOY.
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WEIRD ABOUT THEM.
SHH! WATCH!
JUST WHAT IS THE DELAY?
YOU'RE RIGHT. D.W. WOULD NEVER
WEAR A HAT THAT CLASHES.
YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.
YOU'RE JEALOUS OF THE CAPE.
WHAT WAS THAT?
HIS BRAIN TELLS ME THIS IS THE CORRECT ATTIRE.
BESIDES, GET A LOAD OF THIS.
[WHISTLES]
WELL, WHAT'S A NICE KLORN LIKE YOU
DOING ON A PLANET LIKE THIS?
ACTUALLY, IT'S ONLY A HUSK.
WHAT A WASTE. THESE BARBARIANS.
WE MUST LEAVE THIS ROCK.
WHAT IF THEY TAKE DAD AND HONKER?
WELL, THEY'LL CHALK UP FREQUENT FLYER MILES.
JUST KIDDING, GOSALYN.
WE'LL FIND A WAY TO FREE THEM,
OR I'LL GO DOWN TRYING.
THIS PINPOINTS A TRANSMITTER
CAPABLE OF CONTACTING HOME.
CAPE CANARD AIR BASE. I'LL GET COORDINATES.
I CANNOT WAIT TO LEAVE.
ALTHOUGH I CAN CERTAINLY RECOMMEND THE CUISINE HERE.
NIKTO, HAVE PRIDE IN YOUR APPEARANCE.
YOU'RE A ROYAL GUARDSMAN.
CLEAN YOURSELF UP AT ONCE.
AH... AH...
AH-CHOO!
OH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT WAS THAT?
I DON'T KNOW. EVERY NEURON BLEW AT ONCE.
IDIOT!
IT WAS DUST.
COME ON. WE'LL MAKE THEM ALL SNEEZE.
GOOD THING DRAKE ISN'T MUCH OF A HOUSEKEEPER.
AH... AH...
NO!
CHOO!
THE PILOT. GET HIM!
THAT LITTLE GIRL'S UP THERE.
NEVER MIND HER. LET'S PHONE HOME.
ONCE WE MAKE CONTACT, MY FOLLOWERS WILL GET US,
THEN I'LL CRUSH THE INSOLENT REBELS WHO STRANDED US.
HEY, WHERE'S YOUR CLEARANCE?
YOU CAN'T LEAVE THAT HERE.
SO ARREST ME.
THIS COULD BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
[DOOR OPENS]
[GASP]
[MUNCHING]
WHAT ARE YOU EATING NOW?
JUST THIS.
IT'S A LOCK FOR A FISSION BOMB.
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
DOWN THE HALL.
SHOW ME.
[MANIACAL LAUGH]
SUDDENLY, THIS PLANET IS A LOT MORE INTERESTING.
WITH THIS KIND OF FIREPOWER
AND BACKUP FROM THE HOME PLANET,
ADDING THIS WORLD TO MY EMPIRE
IS CHILD'S PLAY.
PREPARE THE MISSILES TO FIRE.
ALL RIGHT. IT'S SHOWTIME.
OH, NO!
NOT THE RERUNS, TOO!
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
IT'S HONKER.
PEOPLE OF EARTH, I'M THE HIGH POTENTATE
OF A THOUSAND PLANETS IN THE DELPHONIC NEBULA.
I'M OFFERING YOU A GENEROUS GIFT.
TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION BY ME.
REFUSE THIS PRESENT, AND MY CREW AND I
WILL VAPORIZE YOUR CITIES WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
WOW! WORLD DOMINATION.
I KNEW THAT KID WOULD GO PLACES.
TO THINK OUR HONKER COULD SOON BE RULING THE PLANET.
YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE HIM THE BIGGER BEDROOM.
AW, NO!
YOUR GOVERNMENTS HAVE 15 MINUTES TO SURRENDER.
I'LL SLOW THEM DOWN.
DON'T KEEP ME WAITING.
OHH...
WELL, I HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR THE LITTLE TYKE.
WHAT WENT WRONG?
HAVE YOU BEEN SNACKING?
IT'S THE GIRL.
INTERFERING BIPED!
I WANT MY AUDIENCE.
ATOMIZE A FEW CITIES.
IT'LL GIVE US CREDIBILITY.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE KID.
THERE'S NO POINT.
YOU'LL ESCAPE ONLY TO BE VAPORIZED
WITH EVERYONE ELSE.
I HATE TO DO THIS TO YOUR BODY, HONKER,
BUT I'LL BEAT YOU.
OH, I AM GOING TO ENJOY THIS.
LET GO OF MY PAL, BRAINSUCKER.
HEY, DERBYFACE, EAT PEPPER AND DIE.
WHAT KIND OF STUPID TRICK?
OH, NO! NO!
AH... AH...
AH... AH-CHOO!
HONKER!
GOSALYN?
IT WAS HORRIBLE. I HAD TO DO WHATEVER HE WANTED.
I WAS WORSE THAN TANK.
LOOKS LIKE FLARG WILL MISS THE MISSILE LAUNCH.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE LIKES PLANETARY DESTRUCTION.
WE CAN WASTE A COUPLE OF ORBITAL COLONIES
ON THE WAY HOME.
HOLD IT THERE, ALIEN SLIME.
TIME FOR HAY FEVER.
TOSS THE PEPPER BOMB.
THE LID'S STUCK. USE THE PEPPER SHAKERS.
NO, I DON'T THINK THAT WILL BE NECESSARY.
WHO'S THE MEGA-WIMP NOW?
I GOT TO GET HELP.
TIME TO SHOW SOME GUTS.
UM, UH, STOP IT RIGHT HERE.
PLEASE.
NOT AGAIN. IF YOU'RE HOPING TO BE MY HOST,
I LIKE THIS BODY BETTER.
IT HAS MORE BACKBONE.
THAT'S FINE. I JUST BROUGHT A SNACK FOR NIKTO. HERE.
OH, BOY! ALUMINUM!
DON'T!
AH... AH...
AH-CHOO!
WHEN THE WHIFFLE BOY SITS ON YOUR HEAD,
HE MEANS BUSINESS.
[ALARM]
THE MISSILES ARE LAUNCHING.
OH, NO!
WHAT?
THEY WON'T TAKE EARTH WITHOUT A FIGHT.
NO, WAIT!
THEY COULD'VE DESTROYED US LIKE THE MISSILES.
NO, HONKER!
IT IS ALL RIGHT.
I'M KLATTU 2, THE LEADER OF THE REVOLUTIONARIES.
WE'LL TAKE FLARG THE TERRIBLE TO STAND TRIAL.
A THOUSAND WORLDS ACROSS THE GALAXY OWE YOU THANKS.
DON'T MENTION IT. T'WEREN'T NOTHING.
MAYBE FOR YOU.
I GUESS THEY'LL SPREAD THE WORD.
ANY ALIENS COME NOSING AROUND EARTH,
THEY'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH HONKER MUDDLEFOOT, GALACTIC SCUMKICKER!
AH... AH-CHOO!
SORRY THE WORLD DOMINATION THING DIDN'T WORK OUT.
BUT WE LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES.
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
TOUGH LUCK, DUFUS.
THIS ONE'S MINE.
OHH...
I, UH, I...