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DARKWING DUCK ♪ DARING
DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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THE CRIME FIGHTER MOVED
THROUGH THE DARK STREETS...
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HIS EVERY SENSE ALERT TO
ANY INSIDIOUS INJUSTICE,
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MALICIOUS MISDEED,
OR UNSPEAKABLE CRIME.
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THE NIGHT HELD NEW
CHALLENGES TO TEST HIM.
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HE WAS READY, BUT FIRST...
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I HAVE TO PICK UP THE KIDS.
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UH-OH.
THE KIDS WILL HAVE TO WAIT.
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EARTH IS BEING
INVADED BY ALIENS.
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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ATTABOY, LAUNCHPAD.
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KEEP THE KIDS SAFE.
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THIS IS A JOB FOR...
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DARKWING DUCK?
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PRECISELY.
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NOW FOR A LESSON,
YOU MARTIAN MISCREANTS!
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TAKE A HIKE, BUB.
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I'M THE HERO AROUND HERE.
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NO ROOM FOR INTERSTELLAR
HOOLIGANS AROUND HERE.
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PLEASE, NO NEED FOR THANKS.
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CUT!
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CUT?
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OH. MOVIE. HEH HEH.
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THAT DUCK'S NOT IN MY SCRIPT.
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YOU'VE SAVED EVERYONE
FROM A MOVIE.
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THIS ISN'T REAL.
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IT'S SPACEDUCK...
ATTACK OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT.
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MARTIAN MALLARDS.
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PART 12.
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YOU COULD HAVE
SHARED THAT EARLIER.
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THIS PICTURE'S PUTTING
ME BACK ON TOP.
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YOU CAUSE TROUBLE, AND I'LL BASH
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EVERY BONE IN YOUR BEAK, BUSTER.
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WHO'S MISS CONGENIALITY?
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YOU GOT TO GET OUT MORE.
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THAT'S GLORIA SWANSONG,
STAR OF STAGE, SCREEN,
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AND COUNTLESS
DEODORANT COMMERCIALS.
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SORRY. I THOUGHT THIS WAS
THE END OF CIVILIZATION.
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NO HARD FEELINGS, HEY?
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HEY, YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
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DON'T YOU KNOW ME
FROM SOMEPLACE?
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NEVER BEEN THERE.
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OF COURSE! YOU'RE MY ARCH-RIVAL,
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THE VILLAINOUS TUSKERNINNI.
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SAY,
SHOULDN'T YOU BE BEHIND BARS?
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I'VE ABANDONED MY LIFE OF CRIME.
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I LIVE NOW FOR CINEMA.
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I'M A.F. ARRET,
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HEAD OF A.F. ARRET STUDIOS.
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YOU JUST RUINED
AN EXPENSIVE SCENE
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IN AN A.F. ARRET PRODUCTION!
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MUST BE A.F. ARRET.
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KIDS, LET'S GO.
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IF WE DON'T STAY,
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I'LL GROW UP THINKING THESE
GRUESOME MONSTERS ARE REAL.
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WHY, THE EMOTIONAL SCARS
COULD LAST A LIFETIME!
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WE'RE GOING,
AND WE'RE GOING NOW.
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THROW KNIVES AT ME,
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DROP BOMBS ON ME,
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THAT I CAN HANDLE,
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BUT SHE POUTS AND...
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I'M MUSH.
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AAH!
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UNHAND THAT MAIDEN.
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OH, PUH-LEASE.
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THESE AREN'T THE MIDDLE
AGES, YOU KNOW.
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CUT!
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I'M NOT TELLING YOU YOUR JOB,
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BUT NO SELF-RESPECTING HERO
WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD WITH THIS.
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TAKE TWO!
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I GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE IN
THE NAME OF INTERGALACTIC PEACE
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TO DISAVOW THIS
EVIL SCHEME AND...
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CUT!
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WHAT'S THIS?
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YOU'RE NEGOTIATING
WITH SPACE MONSTERS?
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WHO WRITES THIS STUFF?
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I DO!
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NO OFFENSE INTENDED, BUT YOU WANT REALISM?
YOU WANT ACCURACY?
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I WANT QUIET!
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ACTION!
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THE ALIEN RAISES HIS
X-37 DEATH-INDUCER.
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WHOA! IS THIS EXCITING OR WHAT?
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IT'S JUST CHEAP SPECIAL
EFFECTS, LAUNCHPAD.
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MERE MOVIE TRICKERY.
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THE HERO LEAPS FOR COVER.
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AND NOW, THE ALIEN FIRES.
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OH, GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
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THIS RAYGUN WAS LOADED.
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"LEADING MAN INJURED
IN MYSTERIOUS ACCIDENT
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AS SO-CALLED CRIME FIGHTER
DARKWING DUCK TWIDDLES THUMBS."
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WHO IS "SO-CALLED"?
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YOU OUGHT TO SUE FOR
DEFINITION OF CHARACTER.
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I'LL DO MORE.
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I'LL SOLVE THE
CRIME AT THE STUDIO.
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WE'RE GOING TO SEE
THEM MAKE SPACEDUCK!
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PART 12.
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I'LL GO PACK.
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YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
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LET'S GIVE THEM A TASTE
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OF REAL-LIFE HEROICS.
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HONKER, WE GOT TO HELP.
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GOSALYN, YOUR DAD SAID...
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WHAT HE MEANT WAS,
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"I CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU."
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YOU HAVE TO READ
BETWEEN THE LINES.
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HERE WE ARE. A.F. ARRET STUDIOS.
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I'VE FACED SOME RUTHLESS,
BRUTAL, COLD-BLOODED THUGS.
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I HOPE I'M PREPARED
FOR MOVIE PEOPLE.
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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I AM THE HAIR IN THE
LENS OF YOUR PROJECTOR.
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WHY COULDN'T WE USE THE
GATE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?
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BECAUSE I'M NOT
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!
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I AM DARKWING...
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DUCK!
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PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO
SHOW ME YOUR GATE PASS.
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IT'S IN MY OTHER CAPE?
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FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
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I AM DARKWING DUCK.
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YES,THE DARKWING DUCK,
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HERE TO SOLVE A CRIME.
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WHAT WE HAVE IS A
FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE.
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IT'S OK. I KNOW THE SCORE.
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YOU'RE UNDERPAID.
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UNDER APPRECIATED.
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YOU WORK LONG HOURS.
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YOUR CHILDREN DON'T RESPECT YOU.
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO TURN,
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BUT I'M HERE FOR YOU.
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DON'T KEEP IT BOTTLED INSIDE.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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THERE'S NO STRUCTURE
TO MY UNIVERSE.
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PSYCHOLOGY.
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HEY! I DON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN.
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[PROJECTOR RUNNING]
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THE WHOLE SCENE...
RUINED BY THAT IDIOT.
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I'LL GO BANKRUPT!
LOSE THE STUDIO!
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NIX THE NEGATIVITY, MY FRIEND,
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FOR DARKWING DUCK WILL WRITE
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THE FINAL SCENE IN THIS MYSTERY.
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NOT YOU AGAIN!
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HAVING YOU AROUND
COSTS ME MONEY.
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THE VILLAIN MADE ONE BUNGLE.
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THE CRIME ITSELF WAS
CAPTURED FOREVER ON FILM.
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WHAT I LIKE BETTER THAN
A MOVIE IS A FREE MOVIE.
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I'LL SHOW YOU THAT
FILM, MR. FERRET,
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AND EXPOSE THE
CRIMINAL'S IDENTITY.
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LAUNCHPAD, THE PROJECTOR.
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IT'S NOT FERRET, IT'S ARRET!
ARRET!
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DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION,
MR. ARRET ARRET,
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TO THE RUBBISH HERE.
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A SEEMINGLY INNOCENT
BYSTANDER, EASILY OVERLOOKED.
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A FLY ON THE PROJECTOR!
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OH... YES, YES, SO IT IS.
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IF THE FLY'S INNOCENT,
THAT CAN ONLY MEAN...
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THE PERPETRATOR IS SOMEONE ELSE.
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GUARD! GUARD!
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NO MORE QUESTIONS FOR NOW,
MR. FERRET, ER, WHATEVER.
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DON'T LEAVE TOWN.
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THE TOP OF THIS SOUND STAGE
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WAS BUILT IN 1925
AT A COST OF $5,000.
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THE BOTTOM HALF WAS
COMPLETED IN 1929.
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SPACEDUCK IS MY
ALL-TIME FAVORITE.
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I'M GOING TO ENSURE
PART 12 GETS MADE.
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WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD?
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WE'LL BE CAREFUL
HE DOESN'T FIND US.
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BESIDES,
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY PAY
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FOR SCRIPTS IN THIS TOWN?
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I AM ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE
AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT.
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IT SHOULD BE CAPTURED
FOR POSTERITY.
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THAT IDIOT A.F.
ARRET STILL WON'T SELL HIS STUDIO.
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NOW DARKWING DUCK
COMPLICATES MY SCENARIO.
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THIS STUDIO SITS ATOP MORE
WEALTH THAN I CAN IMAGINE.
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SEE HOW THE OIL FLOWS.
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MY PLAN WAS FLAWLESS...
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A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR FAILURE
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DRIVING THE STUDIO
INTO BANKRUPTCY
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SO I COULD BUY IT FOR PEANUTS.
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A CLOSE-UP.
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MY SCRIPT NOW REQUIRES
A SMALL REVISION.
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THE INCLUSION OF ONE
MORE TRAGIC ACCIDENT.
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IRIS OUT.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
FISHY AROUND HERE.
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ANY TUSKERNINNI PICTURE
HAS TO BE RATED "D"
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FOR DEVIOUS, DANGEROUS,
AND, UH, ROTTEN.
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WHAT ABOUT DEMENTED,
DISHONEST, DREADFUL?
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DESIST!
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WE MUST REMAIN ON OUR... GUARD?
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JOHN.
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MARSHA.
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JOHN.
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OH, MARSHA.
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I'VE LEARNED FROM THE JANITOR,
FORMER VICE PRESIDENT...
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JOHN. MARSHA.
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THE STUDIO IS IN
FINANCIAL TROUBLE.
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IN FACT,
SOMEONE'S TRYING TO BUY THE PLACE.
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
THIS GLORIA SWANSONG?
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SHE'S BEEN... EN GARDE!
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MARRIED 27 TIMES.
ALL HER HUSBANDS DIED.
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THERE ARE RUMORS ABOUT...
TOUCHE!
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A PHANTOM,
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THE GHOST OF HER
FIRST EX-HUSBAND.
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[CRASH]
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GOOD GOING.
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YOUR DETECTION
SKILLS IMPRESS ME.
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ACTUALLY,
I READ IT IN A TABLOID.
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IN THIS SCENE,
THE COUNT AND COUNTESS LEARN
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OF THE PEASANT REVOLUTION.
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I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.
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KEEP YOUR CULOTTES ON, PAL.
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DARKWING DUCK IS HERE.
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NO ONE SABOTAGES THIS
PRODUCTION WHILE I'M HERE.
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OK, AKIRA, ROLL 'EM.
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HEY! WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE SPACE ALIENS?
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ACTION!
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THE ACTOR WAS SAFE.
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NO DETAIL WOULD ESCAPE
THE DUCK'S EAGLE EYE.
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IT'S... IT'S THE PHANTOM!
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SPRING FORWARD!
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FALL BACK.
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[GASP]
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OH, MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
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"DARKWING DOPE,
INCOMPETENT CRIME FIGHTER,
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STANDS BY AS ANOTHER
ACTOR'S NEARLY KILLED."
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DON'T TAKE IT TOO HARD.
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NOBODY READS THAT RAG ANYWAY.
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TO YOUR LEFT,
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DARKWING DOPE,
INCOMPETENT CRIME FIGHTER.
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I'M GETTING TO THE
BOTTOM OF THIS!
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NOW, THE CLASSIC MOMENT WHEN
THE PHANTOM IS UNMASKED.
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COULDN'T WE WAIT
TILL IT'S ON VIDEO?
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I'LL CHECK THIS WAY, AND...
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GO AHEAD.
IMPOSE ON MY GOOD NATURE.
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I WILL NOT SELL FOR $20,000
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AND 42 CENTS!
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YAAH!
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$20,000.50? YES, I'M LISTENING.
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HELLO?
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HELLO!
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SELL THE STUDIO?
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THAT'S BOGUS.
NO WAY, MR. FERRET.
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GOSALYN, THAT'S MR. ARRET,
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THE A.F. ARRET.
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WHATEVER.
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BABY, SWEETCAKES,
BREAK OUT THE CONTRACTS,
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'CAUSE WHEN YOU HEAR MY IDEAS...
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PICTURE THIS...
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HUMONGOUS FISH VAMPIRES,
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THESE TREMENDOUS FANGS
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DRIPPING GOOEY BLOOD,
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FLYING FROM THEIR AQUARIUMS,
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RIPPING NECKS OPEN.
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SO, WE GOT A SALE HERE?
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GUARD!
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SLEEP ON IT.
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WE'LL DO LUNCH.
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I THOUGHT WE CAME
TO HELP YOUR DAD.
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OH, YEAH, SURE. THAT, TOO.
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HOW CAN I SOLVE THIS
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IF I'M THROWN OVER WALLS
EVERY FIVE MINUTES?
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WHEW!
HE ALMOST SAW US THAT TIME.
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WESTERNS, WEDDING, WOLFMAN...
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PHANTOMS! PERFECT!
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NOW DAD WON'T SEE US.
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ORSON,
THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.
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I'M TIRED OF GETTING
HEAVED OVER WALLS.
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HOLD IT!
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THE FIRE IN THOSE EYES,
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ANOTHER ANGRY YOUNG MAN.
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I ADMIT I'M ANNOYED, BUT...
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CAMERA!
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WHY DIDN'T I SEE IT BEFORE...
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THAT CLASSIC PROFILE?
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YOU LIKE IT?
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THAT BEAK!
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OH, SO ROMANESQUE.
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RUNS IN THE FAMILY.
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YOU'RE BORN TO PLAY THE HERO.
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YOU THINK SO?
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I SUPPOSE I COULD,
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NOT THAT I'M INTERESTED IN FAME.
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IT WOULD LET ME WORK INSIDE,
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ACT AS BAIT FOR THE VILLAIN.
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UH... HERE, MR. PHANTOM.
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HERE, BOY.
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HA-HAVEN'T SEEN ANY PH-PHANTOMS
AROUND, HAVE YOU?
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OOoohh!
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OOoohh!
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AAH!
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PLAY-ACTING IN A MOVIE.
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THE THINGS I DO TO SOLVE CRIMES.
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MY OWN DRESSING ROOM
WITH MY OWN STAR.
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"CITIZEN DUCK...
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STARRING DUCKWING DUCK!"
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OHH! OOH! AAH!
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I MIGHT GET MY OWN TV SERIES!
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DARKWING, YOU'RE A
HERO, NOT A MOVIE STAR.
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OF COURSE, I COULD BE BOTH.
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OUR HERO WILL BE PLAYED
BY MR. DARKWING DUCK.
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I'M NOT PLAYING OPPOSITE
THAT HAM OF A DUCK!
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PLEASE, MY DEAR.
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AFTER THE ACCIDENTS,
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NO ACTOR IN TOWN
WILL TAKE THE PART.
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THE HERO RETURNS TO FIND
LULUBELLE'S SALOON AFLAME.
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SALOON?
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MAESTRO, WHAT EVER HAPPENED
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TO THE SPACE ALIENS?
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THAT IS THE THEME OF MY FILM.
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WE'VE ALL BECOME ALIENS
IN OUR OWN SOCIETY.
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LIGHTS, CAMERA, AND ACTION!
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HAVE NO FEAR, MY LOVE,
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LEAP! I SHALL SAVE YOU.
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HAVE NO FEAR, MY LOVE,
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LEAP AND I...
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OH, MY. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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I FEEL LIKE A MILLION DUCKS...
BUCKS.
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IT MUST'VE BEEN THAT PHANTOM.
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PHANTOM, SCHMANTOM.
A STAR'S BEING BORN.
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LET'S TRY AGAIN.
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TAKE TWO!
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HAVE NO FEAR, MY...
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TAKE THREE!
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AAH!
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HA!
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[AROO]
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READY WHEN YOU ARE, C.B.
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THIS ISN'T HOW IT'S WRITTEN!
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SEE PAGE 33?
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DARKWING DUCK DIES.
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THE BRILLIANT DIRECTOR
TAKES OVER THE STUDIO!
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IN THIS SCENE,
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THE HERO PARACHUTES
TO SAVE THE HEROINE.
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ARE YOU SURE THIS IS SAFE?
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MAYBE I OUGHT TO
HAVE A STUNT DOU...
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AAH!
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KEEP YOUR COOL.
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YOU'VE BEEN IN WORSE SCRAPES,
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LIKE THE TIME WHEN YOU...
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COME TO THINK OF IT,
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THIS IS ABOUT AS BAD AS IT GETS!
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AAH!
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THERE IS A PHANTOM!
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YOU AND YOUR DEAD HUSBANDS.
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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
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ANOTHER EXPENSIVE TAKE!
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OOH!
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00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,582
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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SO MUCH FOR THE LAMBADA LESSONS.
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THE PHANTOM MUST HAVE
SABOTAGED THE PARACHUTE.
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I'M PUTTING AN END
TO THIS PHANTOM!
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OTHERWISE,
I'LL NEVER GET MY CLOSE-UP.
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I OUGHT TO BE MEMORIZING LINES,
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NOT HUNTING PHANTOMS.
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I GOT TO GET AN AGENT.
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OOoohh!
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SO, WE MEET AT LAST, MISTER...
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PHANTOM?
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AHA! NOW YOU'RE...
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MINE?
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00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:12,458
WHOA!
390
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,458
NO!
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00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:28,875
UNUSUAL WEATHER
WE'VE BEEN HAVING.
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AHA! THE PHANTOM!
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00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,124
YEOW!
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AAH!
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00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:40,249
QUICKLY! THE TIME HAS COME
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TO FILM YOUR FINAL SCENE.
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THE HERO IS TRAPPED
IN THE CIRCUS WAGON
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WHICH THE VILLAIN HAS RINGED
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WITH TONS OF EXPLOSIVES.
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AND NOW, DARKWING DUCK,
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00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:56,624
LET'S PROCEED WITH WHAT SHALL BE
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00:18:56,625 --> 00:19:00,457
THE FINAL SCENE FOR
YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS.
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00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:02,499
LAUNCHPAD, SWANSONG,
MR. FERRET...
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00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,124
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
405
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:06,874
THIS IS MY SCENE!
406
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:09,332
AND INDEED, IT WILL BE...
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00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,707
YOUR DEATH SCENE.
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00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:13,707
HA HA HA HA!
409
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,124
IT'S THE PHANTOM!
410
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:16,499
IS THAT YOU...
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THADDEUS, BUD, OLIVER,
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LOU, STAN, ANATOLE,
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00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,415
VLADIMIR, YUSEF, RICK!
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00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:24,124
WAIT A MINUTE!
415
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:27,832
LET'S REWIND AND
RUN FROM THE TOP.
416
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THE LEADING MAN'S
INJURED ON LOCATION.
417
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,707
HIS REPLACEMENT'S
PUT OUT OF COMMISSION
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BY A PHANTOM.
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00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:38,374
AS FOR THE ALIENS, BEATS ME.
420
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:42,624
IT WAS DECIDED THAT I
TAKE OVER THE ACTING...
421
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,249
BRILLIANT DECISION,
422
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,707
ONLY TO HAVE SOMEONE
TRY TO KILL ME.
423
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:51,874
I WAS SAVED FROM
DEATH BY THE PHANTOM.
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00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,832
AND THE ALIENS, I DON'T KNOW!
425
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:59,207
THEN I'M IN A WAGON
ABOUT TO BE BLOWN UP
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00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:02,707
WITHOUT A SPACE
MONSTER IN SIGHT,
427
00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:05,332
LEADING ME TO CONCLUDE
428
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:08,290
THAT THE DIRECTOR,
MY ARCHENEMY TUSKERNINNI,
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IS BEHIND IT ALL.
430
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:16,290
WITH THE ASSISTANCE
OF THE PHANTOM.
431
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:20,874
AT LAST,
THIS OIL-RICH LAND WILL BE MINE!
432
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,415
IF I HAD MY GUN...
433
00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:25,624
AND NOW, ONE FINAL TIME...
434
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:29,124
LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACT...
435
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,708
[SIREN SOUNDS]
436
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,707
HA HA HA!
437
00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:38,582
OOPS.
438
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:40,999
IF THERE ARE NO OBJECTIONS,
439
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,624
WE'LL CONCLUDE THIS DRAMA.
440
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:43,583
OOoohh!
441
00:20:43,584 --> 00:20:44,624
AGAIN?
442
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:45,749
OOoohh!
443
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,290
I... I... UH...
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00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:48,957
OHH.
445
00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:50,457
YOU'RE THE HERO.
446
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,957
I DEMAND YOU SAVE ME.
447
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:54,250
IT'S YOUR DUTY.
448
00:20:56,875 --> 00:21:00,624
IT'S MY FIRST HUSBAND, UM, UH...
449
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:02,290
NEWT BLEMMER.
450
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:05,749
I THOUGHT YOU'D
DIED IN THE AMAZON
451
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:07,749
DURING A LEMMING STAMPEDE.
452
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,749
I GAVE UP MY ACTING CAREER.
453
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,707
I BECAME A HOUSEHUSBAND.
454
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,290
IT'S NOT TRUE!
455
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:19,707
HE WAS A LOUSY COOK AND
COULDN'T DO WINDOWS!
456
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:22,165
I COULD'VE BEEN A CONTENDER.
457
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:24,750
NOW I'LL GET TOP BILLING!
458
00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,707
WHOA!
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00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,207
I GUESS YOUR LAST ACT
460
00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:37,707
WILL BE IN THE ST. CANARD PRISON
461
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:39,707
FOR THE CRIMINALLY UNTALENTED.
462
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:42,249
BUT MY MASTERPIECE,
MY CLASSIC...
463
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:44,374
IT REMAINS UNFINISHED.
464
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:45,957
WITH THIS OIL,
465
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I'LL MAKE THE PICTURE
ANY WAY I WANT.
466
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,957
ANY WAY I WANT.
467
00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:54,957
I'LL HELP YOU FINISH YOUR MOVIE.
468
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:57,582
CREEPING ZOMBIES WITH
CHAIN SAWS EVERYWHERE.
469
00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:02,290
IT ENDS WITH A CLOSE-UP OF ME.
470
00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:05,749
I LIKE IT ENDING
WITH THOSE CIRCLES,
471
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GETTING SMALLER
TILL IT'S ALL BLACK.
472
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:09,708
ZOMBIES.
473
00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:11,249
MY FACE.
474
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,499
IF I WAS DIRECTING, I'D...
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CUT!
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00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:17,333
THE END.