♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
NAH-UH. IMPOSSIBLE. NO WAY.
A BIG FAT POSITIVE NEGATIVE.
IN OTHER WORDS... ARGH!
NO CAN DO.
YOU MEAN YOU DON'T THINK
YOU'LL FIND THE MISSING APE LADY?
I WON'T BE ABLE TO SHUT THIS STUBBORN SUITCASE.
AND, FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
DR. BRUTAY IS NOT AN APE LADY.
SHE'S A FAMED ANTHROPOLOGIST.
EMPLOYED BY SHUSH.
WHICH IS WHY SHUSH CALLED DARKWING DUCK
IN ON THE CASE.
NEVER FEAR. I'LL- BRING-THEM-BACK-ALIVE GOSALYN'S HERE.
SORRY, GOSALYN. YOU'RE NOT GOING.
WHAT?
UH!
I SAID YOU'RE NOT GOING.
NO FAIR.
I KNOW THE MOST ABOUT JUNGLE LEACHES.
YOU ARE NOT GOING.
THAT'S FINALE, END OF DISCUSSION.
OHH!
IF YOU THINK THAT WILL CHANGE MY MIND,
YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN.
I AM UNSHAKEN, UNMOVED, AND...
UNBELIEVABLE.
THIS PLACE IS TOTALLY TARZAN.
[TARZAN YELL]
IT'S A TOUGH NEIGHBORHOOD.
NOT TOUGH ENOUGH FOR ME.
SHUSH MADE SURE
WE HAVE THE LATEST JUNGLE SURVIVAL EQUIPMENT.
THIS MAY LOOK LIKE AN ORDINARY COCONUT,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A CLEVERLY DISGUISED BOMB.
TO EXPLODE IT, JUST...
TWIST THE TOP.
OOPS. HERE.
PUSH THAT BUTTON, AND I'LL TOSS IT OUT.
THIS ONE?
NO.
AAH!
GUESS I SHOULD'VE BUCKLED UP.
AHH!
AAH!
AT LEAST, IT WAS A SAFE LANDING.
UM, PERHAPS I SPOKE TOO SOON.
AAH!
OUCH.
AND DOUBLE OUCH.
HEY, ARE YOU OK, DAD?
PEACHY. WHERE'D YOU PARK THE PLANE?
RIGHT OVER... UH-OH! THEY'RE HURTING MY BABY.
THE NATIVES ARE GETTING RESTLESS.
WAY COOL.
GOSALYN, GET BACK HERE.
IT'S BETTER THAN ZOOS.
GET DOWN HERE.
[TARZAN YELL]
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T MAKE SUDDEN MOVES.
EAT THAT, AND YOU'RE DEAD MEAT.
HERE'S A NEW WORD FOR YOU, GOSALYN.
IT'S CALLED DIPLOMACY. LEARN IT.
YOU SHOULD KNOCK THAT OFF.
[ROAR]
THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.
IT ISN'T EVEN CLOSE.
AAH! HELP! I'M ABOUT TO BECOME TWINS.
AAH!
UH-OH.
EW!
MONKEY HAIRS.
THERE'S WRITING IN HERE.
"DR. BEATRICE BRUTAY, FAMED ANTHRO...
ANTHRO-POL-O-GIST."
WHAT? DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?
I CAN'T KEEP IT.
WE FOUND DR. BRUTAY'S SAFARI HAT.
WE'LL FIND THE REST OF HER.
IF THERE IS A REST OF HER.
[CHATTERING]
I'LL BET THOSE APES ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR DR. BRUTAY'S DISAPPEARANCE.
OR THEY'RE HOT FOR HATS.
[GUNSHOTS]
HIT THE DIRT!
BLASTED! THOSE MONKEYS HAVE ELUDED US AGAIN.
WHO YOU CALLING A MONKEY?
I'M DARKWING DUCK.
DARKWING DUCK, EH?
MMM. PROVE IT!
CERTAINLY.
WATCH THIS.
HYAH!
HOO DOO HEY!
HYAH!
OOH HOO HOO!
UH-OH.
NOT ANOTHER COCONUT.
HMM. I SAY...
THAT'S DARKWING DUCK, ALL RIGHT.
SO, MAJOR TRENCHROT,
YOU KNEW DR. BRUTAY?
LIKE A SISTER.
I WAS SO FOND OF HER
I WAS PLANNING TO MAKE HER A PARTNER
IN MY BANANA PLANTATION,
BUT ONE DAY WHILST I WAS DONATING FREE BANANAS
TO THOSE UNGRATEFUL APES,
THEY KIDNAPPED HER.
THAT'S THE LAST ANYONE'S SEEN OF HER.
HEY, MAJOR!
WHAT'S IN HERE?
NOTHING. UH, I MEAN SOMETHING,
BUT YOU CAN'T GO IN.
WHY?
BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE WE PEEL BANANAS
AND SOME ARE BASHFUL.
AND BESIDES, WE'VE GOT TO FIND THOSE GORILLAS
BEFORE DR. BRUTAY'S HISTORY.
THEY'LL FIND YOU.
THOSE HORRID GORILLAS ATTACK MY PLANTATION EVERY NIGHT.
PERFECT! NIGHT IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF DAY.
HOW DID YOU GET GOSALYN TO GO TO BED SO EASILY?
THE SECRET OF GOOD PARENTING
IS LETTING YOUR CHILD KNOW WHO'S BOSS.
OFFERING MONEY NEVER HURT.
ARGH! OH! UH!
ALL I NEED ARE SOME BANANAS FOR BAIT,
AND I'LL HAVE THE PERFECT GORILLA TRAP.
UH-OH. OHH!
I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM HERE!
OH, YOU MEAN FROM HERE.
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT ANOTHER HERE.
I'LL TEACH YOU TO DISOBEY.
COULD BE GORILLAS.
WHOA! OR VERY LARGE TERMITES.
GOSALYN?
TRENCHROT?
I DIDN'T DO IT.
WELL, OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T.
THEN JUST WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
TRYING TO CATCH GORILLAS?
SHE WAS TRYING TO CATCH GOR...
WHOA!
YAY! WAY! OH! OH!
YOUR TRAP WORKED, BUT D.W. ISN'T A GORILLA.
GOSALYN!
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED.
THE AUDACIOUS AVENGER,
MINDFUL OF MENACING MISDOERS,
KEEPS HIS SENSES TUNED TO THE NIGHT'S SILENCE.
[GUNSHOTS]
GORILLAS.
AH, DARKWING. JUST IN TIME.
THOSE MANIACAL MONKEYS ARE STEALING OUR BANANAS!
WHY WOULD THEY STEAL? YOU GIVE BANANAS AWAY.
BECAUSE THEY'RE ROTTEN.
THEY'LL TAKE ANYTHING THAT'S NOT NAILED DOWN.
HOLD IT, TRENCHROT.
THEY'VE GOT GOSALYN.
NO! WATCH OUT FOR MY...
WHOA!
YEAH! HEY!
GORILLA TRAP.
OK. THEY'VE KIDNAPPED GOSALYN,
AND THEY'VE KIDNAPPED DR. BRUTAY.
BUT WE'LL FIND THOSE TREETOP TERRORISTS.
NO ONE MESSES WITH DARKWING DUCK
AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
UH, D.W., THERE'S SOMETHING YOU OUGHT TO KNOW.
WHAT'S THAT, LAUNCHPAD?
LAUNCHPAD?
BUDDY?
AHEM.
DESPITE THE DISCONCERTING DISAPPEARANCES,
THE UNDAUNTED DO-GOODER DEMONSTRATES DARING BY...
DUCKING!
HEE HEE. GULP.
UH, BANANA, ANYONE?
OH, BOY.
WE MAY HAVE TO FIGHT OUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE.
AU CONTRAIRE, MON FRERE,
IN A TIME OF CRISIS,
ONE MUST REMAIN COOL, CALM, AND UNFLAPPABLY CIVIL.
OK, YOU BIG BABOON, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.
WHERE'S GOSALYN?
I DON'T PRACTICE WHAT I PREACH.
PARENTS CAN DO THAT.
[ROAR]
I THINK HE'S CHALLENGING YOU.
THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE ON WRESTLING FOR DOLLARS.
THEN, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
SHAPOOTAHOING!
WOOTA HY!
WHOO-HEY!
WHO-WAYBAH. WAH-HA!
IMPRESSED?
[WHAM]
[WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM]
I GUESS THAT'S A NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED,
USE YOUR HEAD!
AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, USE SOMETHING BIGGER.
EXCUSE ME.
TOODLES.
AT LEAST THIS TIME,
I DIDN'T GET CLOBBERED WITH COCONUTS.
AHH, DARKWING DUCK, I PRESUME.
HOW DELIGHTFUL. YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR TEA.
OOH, WITH A SLICE OF BANANA,
JUST HOW I LIKE IT.
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I'M DR. BEATRICE BRUTAY.
NICE OUTFIT.
WELL, WHEN IN ROME, DO AS THE ROMANS.
WHEN IN THE JUNGLE, GO APE.
OOH! CARE TO TRY IT?
DARKWING DUCK ACT LIKE A MONKEY?
SORRY. NO WAY. ABSOLUTELY. POSITIVELY NOT.
[GRRR]
OF COURSE, ON SECOND THOUGHT...
HOW DID THAT GO AGAIN?
OOH OOH HEE. SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
HEY, ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE.
IS THIS WILD OR WHAT?
I'LL OPT FOR OR WHAT.
NOW THAT WE'RE ALL HERE,
WHAT SAY WE HAVE A LITTLE CELEBRATION?
BONGO, CONGO, PREPARE THE PRIMATE PUNCH.
PRIMATE PUNCH?
A MIXTURE OF FRESH TROPICAL FRUIT JUICES.
I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT QUITE REFRESHING.
OOH OOH AH AH!
UM, THANKS.
MMM. THAT'S NOT BAD. NOT BAD AT ALL.
HELP.
OOH OOH HA HA!
OOH YAY YAY YAY!
NO, THANKS. HE'S HAD ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US.
FORGET IT, GOSALYN.
YOU'RE TOO YOUNG.
WE'RE HELPING DR. BRUTAY ESCAPE.
AHH! DID I SAY I NEED HELP?
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME.
BONGO AND CONGO
ARE HELPING ME FIGHT THAT CRIMINAL TRENCHROT!
THOSE APES ARE CRIMINALS.
THEY STOLE TRENCHROT'S BANANAS.
BANANAS?
OOH OOH. AHH HA HA.
OOH OOH OOH.
AH AH AH AH!
LOOKS LIKE MAJOR TRENCHROT
CERTAINLY PULLED THE BANANA PEEL
OVER YOUR EYES, YOUNG MAN.
DO THESE LOOK LIKE BANANAS?
HOLY GUACAMOLE.
KEEN GEAR.
YIPES.
YOU SEE?
TRENCHROT IS STOCKPILING WEAPONS, NOT BANANAS.
HE WANTS TO TURN THIS ISLAND INTO A PLAYGROUND.
IT'S GOOD FOR A JUNGLE GYM.
NOT THAT KIND.
TRENCHROT'S PLANNING A VACATION VILLA FOR VILLAINS.
HMM. A HOTEL FOR HIT MEN.
I SUPPOSE THESE WEAPONS
ARE FOR ELIMINATING OPPOSITION, RIGHT?
THEY'RE DOOR PRIZES FOR HIS FIRST 100 GUESTS.
BEFORE I CONTACTED SHUSH,
I GOT CAUGHT SNOOPING.
I'D STILL BE A PRISONER AT THAT PHONY PLANTATION
IF BONGO HADN'T RESCUED ME.
LOOKS LIKE TRENCHROT'S MADE A REAL MONKEY OUT OF ME.
HEH HEH! JUST AS I HAD HOPED.
HE'S LED US TO THE GORILLAS' CAMP.
NOW, LET'S SIC 'EM, BOYS.
HA HA HA!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
YOU CAN'T SCARE ME.
THERE'S ONLY FOUR OF YOU, AND THERE'S...
ONE OF US.
HEE HEE HEE.
SAY CHEESE.
CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!
FOOLS, YOU LET THEM GET AWAY!
THEY MIGHT HAVE ESCAPED NOW,
BUT IT WON'T BE LONG
UNTIL THEY RUN OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE.
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
OHH! OH! IT LOOKS LIKE EVIL HAS TRIUMPHED ONCE AGAIN.
NONSENSE. IT'S NOT OVER TILL IT'S OVER.
MAYBE WE ARE HOPELESSLY OUTNUMBERED,
OUTWEAPONED, AND OUTEVERYTHINGED.
THAT'S NO REASON TO GIVE UP.
YOU'VE GOT A PLAN?
NO! BUT I'M WORKING ON ONE.
HMM. NOW LET'S SEE.
YES! YES!
THAT'S IT!
NAH! TOO PEDESTRIAN.
OHH, YES!
N-N-NAH!
PRIMATE PUNCH? NO, THANKS.
BLOWING UP IRRITATES MY STOMACH.
LAUNCHPAD, YOU'RE A GENIUS!
WHAT AN IDEA!
THANKS, D.W.
UH, SO WHAT'S MY IDEA?
WHAT AN IDEA!
SOON COMMON CRIMINALS
WILL BE ABLE TO LIVE THE LIFE OF LUXURY,
VACATIONING FIVE DAYS AND SIX GLORIOUS NIGHTS
AT TRENCHROT'S FINE SPA AND RABBLE-ROUSERS' RETREAT.
AIRFARE NOT INCLUDED.
AHH, IT'S TIME.
READY MY CHOPPER!
WE BEGIN THE FINAL MONKEY MASSACRE!
[BOMB FALLING]
INCOMING!
INCOMING?
WOW! PRIMATE PUNCH TO GO.
READY...
AIM...
FIRE!
AAH! AAH!
HEY, YOU COWARDS!
WAIT FOR ME.
AAH!
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE...
HEY, I'M... I'M NOT FINISHED.
[WHISTLES]
OOH! AHH! OH! UH!
OH, UH, GUH!
OOH!
WHOA!
AS I WAS SAYING...
I AM THE TERROR FLAPPING IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE FLEA YOU CANNOT FLICK.
BLAST IT!
OOH!
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
YOU MEAN YOU'RE CHOPPED DUCK.
AH AH AH!
MUSTN'T PLAY WITH KNIVES.
OH! OH!
WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA! OH!
HA HA HA!
HUH?
IMPOSSIBLE!
THE OLD FALLING OUT OF THE HELICOPTER TRICK
WORKS EVERY TIME.
READY TO GO FOR A SPIN?
AND NOW, TO...
CRASH?
NOT A BAD CRASH.
LAUNCHPAD WOULD BE PROUD.
THAT OUGHT TO TEACH HIM
TO MONKEY WITH DARKWING DUCK.
SPEAKING OF MONKEYS, WHERE'S DR. BRUTAY?
WE'VE GOT TO GET GOING.
[TARZAN YELL]
I'LL BE STAYING BEHIND.
MY GORILLA FAMILY NEEDS ME,
AND I NEED THEM.
OH... AH-AH. AHH.
YUCK.
I UNDERSTAND, REALLY.
WELL, GOT TO MAMBO, DOC.
TIME TO GET BACK TO... WHOA!
WELL, YOU KNEW SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT.