♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE, SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE, YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE, YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER CALL ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
[SIRENS]
MMM, NICE FILAMENT.
[SQUEAKY VOICE] WE ARE GLAD TO SEE YOU, MEGAVOLT.
[REGULAR VOICE] THANK YOU, LITTLE LIGHT.
WANT TO LIVE WITH ME?
[SQUEAKY VOICE] THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE.
NOW, THAT'S ONE FOUR-STAR WACKO.
A WACKO NAMED MEGAVOLT. I KNOW HIM TOO WELL.
WHY IS HE BEHIND THIS BLACKOUT?
HE'S A WALKING ELECTRIC DYNAMO.
HE GETS A CHARGE FROM SHORT- CIRCUITING CITIES.
STAY HERE IN CASE HE VOLTS... BOLTS.
SLOWLY, THE SILENT SCOURGE
STALKS HIS UNSUSPECTING ADVERSARY.
OW!
DARKWING DUCK!
DID I SPOIL YOUR SHOPPING SPREE, SPARKY?
BOY, I HATE WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT!
OW.
AAH!
OOH!
AAH!
YIPE!
AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY I WEAR A CAPE.
AT LAST! I GET TO PULL THE PLUG ON DARKWING!
OOPS! LOOKS LIKE I GOT A POWER OUTAGE.
HAPPY LANDINGS, DUCK.
HAND OVER THOSE BULBS.
WHAT'S WITH YOU? CAN'T I HAVE HOBBIES?
AAH!
THIS GUY'S A LIVE WIRE.
FORTUNATELY, WE HAVE A PSYCHOLOGICAL ADVANTAGE.
BECAUSE WE'RE SANE AND HE'S NOT?
NO. BECAUSE MEGAVOLT IS AFRAID OF ME.
I SENT HIM TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR... TWICE.
HI-YA!
NICE TOUCH, ELECTROMAGNETIZING STEAK KNIVES.
IT SURE IMPRESSED ME!
MAYBE YOU'D BETTER HANG BACK.
NO PROBLEM!
YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER.
NO, BUT YOU CAN. HA HA HA HA HA!
LUCKY MY SUIT IS PERMANENT PRESS.
OHH! I FEEL KIND OF... RUN DOWN.
AHH!
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
HAPPY FLAPPING!
OHH! HE'S USING EVERYTHING... BUT THE KITCHEN SINK.
I STAND CORRECTED.
YOU ARE NOT A WELL PERSON.
WHAT, AND YOU'RE NORMAL?
"I'M THE COLD SORE THAT STINGS YOUR LIP?"
WE'RE TALKING DEMENTED.
I'LL PUNCH OUT YOUR LIGHTS.
LIGHTS? WHY, DARKWING, I JUST FLASHED
ON HOW TO ESCAPE.
AAH!
HEY, STOP!
DARKWING! HE'S GETTING AWA-AY-AY-AY!
HUH? DARKWING?
D.W.?
LAUNCHPAD, WOULD YOU TURN ON THE LIGHTS?
UH... THEY ARE ON.
OH, I SEE.
YOU SEE WHAT?
NOTHING.
[GULP]
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
HOW LONG WILL HE BE BLIND?
THE DOCTORS DON'T KNOW.
THOSE BRIGHT LIGHTS GAVE HIM AN OVERLOAD.
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
IT SOUNDS BAD, BUT YOUR DAD'S A TROUPER.
BLIND PEOPLE DO ALL SORTS OF STUFF,
LIKE... LIKE... LIKE JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH...
JOHANN PLAYED PIANO!
NOBODY WAS SHOOTING AT HIM.
MY DAD KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT CRIME.
WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO?
THERE. IS THAT MORE COMFY?
NO. QUIT FUSSING. I'M FINE.
FIND ME A ROBBERY, A JAYWALKER, A STOCKBROKER.
ANY CROOK WILL DO.
SLOW DAY FOR CRIME.
GUESS WE'LL GO HOME.
MAYBE WE'LL GET A LEAD ON THE RADIO.
GOOD IDEA, LAUNCHPAD.
YEAH, GREAT IDEA, LAUNCHPAD.
YOW! WHAT'S WITH THE RADIO?
DENIES THE PRESIDENT'S ALLERGIC TO WHIPPED CREAM.
THERE. CLEAR AS A BELL.
WAIT. BACK UP.
[SCREECH]
NOW TIME FOR AIRDUCK NEWS/WEATHER.
TOMORROW, ST. CANARD CAN EXPECT.
LOW FOG ALONG THE... [STATIC].
I CAN'T SEE CRIMES, BUT I HEAR THEM.
HEAR THAT STATIC?
TAKES A STRONG ELECTRICAL FIELD
TO JAM THUNDERQUACK'S RADIO...
UNLESS... IT'S MEGAVOLT!
OF COURSE. THE DELUNIAN AUTOMOBILE FACTORY.
WAY COOL!
THE DELUNIAN LIGHTEN.
FASTEST ELECTRIC CAR ON THE ROAD!
AND A TEMPTING TARGET
FOR THAT ELECTROMAGNETIC MANIAC.
HA HA HA!
TOO BAD I'M ABOUT TO SIZZLE HIS CIRCUITS.
YOO-HOO! EARTH TO DARKWING!
YOU CAN'T FIGHT MEGAVOLT.
YOU CAN'T SEE.
NO, BUT LAUNCHPAD CAN.
READY, L.P.?
TESTING. TESTING, 1, 2.
I HOPE THIS WORKS.
OF COURSE IT WILL WORK...
[BONG]
ONCE YOU GIVE ME SOME DIRECTION.
[SCREECH]
OOH, NICE CAR. VERY NICE CAR.
CADMIUM BATTERIES, CORINTHIAN LEATHER.
SO EXPENSIVE. SO ELECTRIC. SO...
SO WHAT?
I MEAN, TRY GETTING SPARE PARTS.
DARKWING!
BUT ENOUGH PRELIMINARIES.
LET'S GET TO THE MAIN EVENT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK...
PSST! TURN AROUND.
DIM BULB?
OOH-UHH! HYAH! UHH-HOY!
MAYBE WE CAN MAKE A DEAL...
OR MAYBE WE'LL GO FOR A RIDE!
[ENGINE REVS]
TO THE LEFT. NOW!
THIS WOULD BE A GREAT ARCADE GAME!
WE'LL CALL IT QUACKMAN!
JUMP!
HEY, IT'S WORKING!
[CRASH]
NO-OH-OH!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[CRASH]
OH, YOU POOR THING.
LOOK WHAT THAT MEAN DARKWING HAS DONE TO YOU!
[ENGINE IDLES]
[ENGINE REVS]
OK, LAUNCHPAD, WHICH WAY?
LAUNCHPAD?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
HERE GOES.
[CRASH]
HYAH! WUYAH-HEY!
HYAH! OOH-AHH! MUNAH!
UH-OH.
OHHH!
NOT MY DELUNIAN!
[BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP]
YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!
OW! HEY! WHAT...
WILL YOU LET ME GO?
YAAAAH!
ONE ORDER OF PRESSED DUCK TO GO. HA HA!
I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS.
[CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH]
AWW, NUTS! IT'S LOCKED!
NUTS? YEAH, NUTS!
[PANTING]
HUH?
[SPLASH]
FORE!
HEH HEH! HOLE IN ONE.
[SPUTTERING]
YOU MAKE A BIGGER MESS THAN ME.
[SIRENS]
P-POLICE.
UNLESS WE WANT TO PLAY 20 QUESTIONS,
LET'S JET!
HEY, LET GO!
TAKE YOUR HANDS... QUIT THAT.
STRANGE. WHY'S DARKWING BEING LED AROUND LIKE A...
OHH! OHH! THIS... THIS IS GOOD.
HE'S BEEN PLAYING BLIND MAN'S BLUFF... FOR REAL!
WHICH GIVES ME A REALLY BRIGHT IDEA.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
DAD.
YOO-HOO.
HMM. WHAT HE CAN'T SEE WON'T HURT HIM.
UH-UH-UH!
HEY! OHH! D-DAD!
DON'T D-DAD ME, YOUNG LADY.
NO SNACKS.
WHAT'S WITH THE ROBODUCK GETUP?
MY MISTAKE WAS DEPENDING ON SOMEONE TO GUIDE ME,
BUT DARKWING MUST BE INDEPENDENT,
SELF-SUFFICIENT.
NOW, THANKS TO HONKER, I CAN FIGHT CRIME.
WAY TO GO, HONK.
LET THE COPS CATCH CROOKS FROM NOW ON.
FROM NOW ON?
THE DOCTOR SAID IT'S TEMPORARY.
MAYBE, UNLESS YOU GET KILLED IN THE MEANTIME.
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT, MISS CHEERFUL THOUGHTS.
BUT FEAR NOT.
WITH THIS SENSORY- ENHANCING EQUIPMENT,
I'M READY FOR ANYTHING.
I'M BACK WITH... HEY, LOVE THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME.
HOW DID YOU KNOW TO DO THAT?
MY ULTRA-AUDIOTRONS ALLOWED ME TO HEAR LAUNCHPAD COMING,
LIKE I HEARD YOU RAIDING THE COOKIE JAR.
MY INFRARED INTERPRETOMETER
TELLS WHAT'S INSIDE THE BAG.
MY REMOTE MASS ANALYZER
TELLS LAUNCHPAD'S HEIGHT, WEIGHT, AND HOROSCOPE.
I STILL DON'T... YOW! WHAT'S WITH MY SQUAWKMAN?
RISE AND SHINE, ST. CANARD.
IT'S YOUR WAKE-UP CALL.
THAT'S MEGAVOLT.
HELLO TO YOU, DARKWING DORK.
♪ THREE BLIND MICE, THREE BLIND MICE ♪♪
SORRY. AN IN JOKE.
HE KNOWS YOU'RE BLIND.
NOW, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE CLUES,
IF YOU WANT TO DEFEAT ME,
MEET ME AT FIRST LIGHT.
WE RETURN YOU TO YOUR SCHEDULED PROGRAM.
BE SEEING YOU, DARKWING. HA HA!
HE WANTS A SHOWDOWN AT DAWN?
NO. FIRST LIGHT ISN'T SUNRISE.
TO MEGAVOLT, IT'S THE FIRST LIGHT BULB.
HERE YOU GO. THE HALL OF INVENTION.
KEEP THE MOTOR RUNNING. WHOA!
I'LL BE RIGHT OUT WITH MEGAVOLT.
NO. WE'RE GOING, TOO.
OK. STAY LOW. THIS MAY BE A TRAP.
HELLO, LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
WANT TO COME HOME WITH UNCLE MEGAVOLT?
VISITING HOURS ARE OVER, BLINKY.
CUTE. ALL YOU NEED IS A LION, A SCARECROW, AND TOTO,
BUT YOU'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE.
THIS GRIM REAPER WILL SEPARATE THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF.
WAIT! HE'S USING HIS THREAD ASSESSOR ON MEGAVOLT'S SUIT.
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
TARGET LOCKED.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLIND.
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
RENT THE VIDEO.
MEANWHILE, I'M GOING TO...
YOU WOULDN'T HIT PAUSE WHILE I FIX THIS, HUH?
LOOK OUT! RUNAWAY WEAPONS!
THE NUMBER YOU'VE REACHED ISN'T IN SERVICE.
BAD BREAK DARKWING, BUT...
IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, TOUGH.
HA HA HA HA HA!
[COUGHING] [COUGHING]
YIPE!
D.W.!
DAD!
GOSALYN! OH, NO!
LAUNCHPAD, GET THE KIDS OUT TO THE THUNDER... QUACK.
[COUGHING] [COUGHING]
LOOK!
CAN YOU FLY IT?
IF IT'S GOT A WING, WE'VE GOT A PRAYER.
WHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
TOO CLOSE.
MY STUPID EQUIPMENT AND FOOLISH PRIDE
ALMOST GOT YOU KILLED.
WELL, YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
LAUNCHPAD!
THE IMPORTANT THIS IS WE'RE OK, RIGHT, DARKWING?
OH, JUST STICK TO DRAKE.
FROM NOW ON, THERE IS NO MORE DARKWING DUCK.
I QUIT.
[THUNDER]
BOY! SOME STORM OUT THERE.
YO, HONK, GOSALYN. HOW'S YOUR DAD?
YOU MEAN MR. WOE-IS-ME?
[PLAYS HARMONICA]
♪ I GOT THOSE HAS-BEEN SUPERHERO ♪
♪ HAS-BEEN SUPERHERO BLUES ♪♪
I WANTED HIM TO QUIT CRIMEFIGHTING,
BUT HE'S GIVEN UP ON EVERYTHING.
LEAVE HIM TO THE OLD LAUNCHPAD.
[PLAYS HARMONICA]
IT'S ONE THING QUITTING BEING A HERO,
BUT YOU CAN'T QUIT LIFE.
WHERE'S OUR NEVER-SAY-DIE GUY?
WHAT'S IT MATTER? I'M USELESS.
A SPARE SOCK IN LIFE'S HAMPER.
WE STILL THINK YOU'RE THE GREATEST, RIGHT, HONKER?
ABSOLUTELY.
IF I'M SO GOOD,
WHY COULDN'T I STOP MEGAVOLT?
MAYBE YOU STILL CAN.
FORGET IT, GOSALYN. YOU SAID IT YOURSELF.
LET THE POLICE HANDLE HIM.
SURE. OF COURSE, BUT FOR ARGUMENT'S SAKE,
IF YOU WERE GOING AFTER HIM,
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
I'D CATCH HIM OFF GUARD AT HIS HIDEOUT.
WE'D HAVE TO FIND IT.
THAT WOULD BE HARD.
MEGAVOLT USES LOTS OF ELECTRICITY.
I'D TAP INTO THE DWP'S COMPUTER AND LOOK FOR SURGES.
MAKES SENSE. PUNCH IT!
SHANGHAIED BY KIDS AND A CRASH-CRAZY AVIATOR.
HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.
CHILL OUT. YOU FIGURED OUT WHERE TO FIND MEGAVOLT.
THE LIGHTHOUSE AT BEAKER'S POINT!
NO PROOF. SOMEBODY HAS TO SCOPE IT OUT.
NOW YOU'RE TALKING!
I'M NOT GOING!
I'M OUT OF THE CRIMEBUSTING BUSINESS.
BE RIGHT BACK.
WE'RE GOING TO LOOK AROUND.
IF MEGAVOLT'S THERE, WE'LL CALL THE ARMY.
GOT YOU.
COME ON, GANG. LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
[HUMMING]
OK, BE EXTREMELY QUIET.
[DOOR CREAKS LOUDLY]
HOW ABOUT SLIGHTLY QUIET?
YOU'RE SURE THIS IS A GOOD PLAN?
IT'S GREAT. WE SPOT MEGAVOLT,
DARKWING SAYS, "I'M THE TERROR... BLAH, BLAH,"
AND WE PLAY "BOP THE BAD GUY."
[ALARM SOUNDS]
GOT ANY OTHER PLANS?
JUST ONE. RUN!
AHH, HOW NICE.
AAH!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
IT SEEMS I'VE ATTRACTED SOME GUESTS.
OH, PERFECT. MEGAVOLT SPOTTED THEM.
KIND OF LATE TO BE HOUSE SHOPPING.
YEAH, BUT YOU GOT A GREAT PLACE.
TELL YOU WHAT... SPRING FOR NEW CARPETS, WE'LL TAKE IT.
PLEASE. I KNOW YOU.
YOU'RE THE DARKWING DUCK FAN CLUB.
YES. IN FACT, WE'RE HAVING A MEMBERSHIP DRIVE.
TOLD YOU HE'D COME.
NOW WE CAN FRY TOGETHER.
GIVE IT UP, DUCK.
I GOT THE WEAPONS, THE HOME ADVANTAGE,
AND YOU CAN'T SEE!
YOU LOST YOUR SENSES?
ONE. I'VE GOT OTHERS.
JUDGING BY THE HEAT, I'M UNDER A LIGHT.
OBSERVANT, FOR A BLIND DUCK.
THANKS EVER SO.
I KNOW WHY YOU'RE CALLED DARKWING.
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN THE DARK.
I'M SO HURT. HYAH!
THAT OUGHT TO EVEN THINGS.
NICE TRY, BUT I'M TIRED OF YOU BUSTING MY BULBS.
TAKE THAT AND THAT, AND DON'T FORGET THIS.
WHOA!
OHH! OOH! OOH!
YOU COULDN'T HAVE... YOU COULDN'T HAVE...
BLAST YOU! YOU'RE HANDICAPPED!
WE PREFER THE TERM "PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED."
YES, EVILDOERS EVERYWHERE,
BEWARE THAT GRIM GUARDIAN OF GOOD,
THAT NOCTURNAL NEMESIS OF NE'ER-DO-WELLS...
DARKWING DUCK!
THAT'S MOI.
[BOING]
AAAH!
[ALARM SOUNDS]
HIDE YOUR EYES!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
I HAVEN'T SEEN FIREWORKS LIKE THAT
SINCE THE COUNTY FAIR.
DAD! HONKER, GIVE ME YOUR FLASHLIGHT.
HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU SHINE THAT.
HEY, I CAN SEE?
I CAN SEE!
GEE, D.W., GUESS ALL YOU NEEDED WAS ANOTHER SHOCK.
AMAZING! FABULOUS! NOT BAD AT ALL.
YOU'RE A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES.
OHH, DAD.
UH-OH!