♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
VOLUNTEERING! WE'LL BARELY MAKE IT TO THE VIDEO STORE.
IT WAS ON OUR WAY HOME.
NO. VIDEO KING'S ON OUR WAY HOME.
A SECRET SHUSH LAB IN SWITZERLAND ISN'T.
MY PACKAGE FROM SHUSH CENTRAL.
THANK YOU, LAWN CHAIR.
UH, THAT'S LAUNCHPAD.
ONE CAN DROWN IN PAPERWORK WITHOUT THIS BABY.
A STAPLER?
WE FLEW HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD
TO DELIVER A STAPLER?
I GUESS WE CAN BE GOING.
BOYS, MEET THE HEAD OF RESEARCH HERE.
THIS IS DR. SARA BELLUM.
HI. SORRY WE HAVE TO LEAVE.
SWELL PLACE YOU GOT.
DR. BELLUM HAS BEEN PERFECTING OUR SECRET NORMA RAY.
IT CREATES NORMA PARTICLES,
THE SOURCE OF PSYCHIC POWERS...
FIRE-STARTING, FUTURE-SEEING, LEVITATION, THE WORKS.
SOURCE OF PSYCHIC POWERS? OH, PLEASE!
DARKWING, THIS RESEARCH IS VITALLY IMPORTANT TO THE CAUSE.
UH-HUH. WHAT CAUSE IS THAT?
'CAUSE IF F.O.W.L. INVENTS ONE FIRST, WE'RE DEAD MEAT.
F.O.W.L...
THE FIENDISH ORGANIZATION OF WORLD LARCENY.
WE EXPECT RESULTS.
FROM F.O.W.L.'s PSYCHIC DIVISION, MAJOR SYNAPSE,
AND WITH YOUR NEW TROOPS.
TROOPS? YOU CALL THESE TROOPS?
CAMERA.
FRYING PAN.
AUTOMOBILE.
UH, HEAD CHEESE.
DENVER OMELET.
TROOPS WEAR UNIFORMS. TROOPS ARE DISCIPLINED.
TROOPS KILL THINGS.
TROOPS ALSO PERISH WHEN THEY'RE MARCHED.
INTO ERUPTING VOLCANOES.
IT WAS NECESSARY TO SECURE THAT VOLCANO.
GET SOME RESULTS,
AND WE'LL CONSIDER RETURNING YOU TO YOUR POST.
BOWLING BALL.
DENTAL FLOSS.
RESULTS?
THEY'RE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH
FOR LUAUS AND BIRTHDAY PARTIES!
A TUB OF LARD.
DEFINITELY A TUB OF LARD.
WE NEED A VOLUNTEER DEDICATED TO SHUSH
BUT NOT COVERED BY OUR MEDICAL PLAN.
GOOD LUCK. LET'S GO.
I'LL DO IT.
WELL-DONE, STAMP PAD.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
THAT YOU DISPLAY MINIMUM CEREBRAL ACTIVITY
WHILE THE RAY'S ACTIVATED.
DON'T THINK.
OH, NO PROBLEMO.
SHOW ME SOME BRAIN WAVE ACTIVITY, SOLDIERS!
LATRINE DUTY, YOU'LL REMEMBER,
IS AN EXCRUCIATINGLY UNAPPETIZING ASSIGNMENT,
AN ASSIGNMENT I'D PARTICULARLY HATE TO HAVE.
AAH! AAH! HII! HII!
NOW WE'RE TALKING.
THIS IS WHAT I CALL BRAINPOWER.
AAH! AAH! HII! HII!
WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS READING IS COMING FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE.
HE DOESN'T LOOK DIFFERENT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE APART HIS BRAIN.
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
JUST A LITTLE MAD-SCIENTIST HUMOR.
NOW THAT YOUR BRAIN'S SUPERCHARGED
WITH NORMA RAYS,
WE'LL TEST YOU FOR INCREDIBLE PSYCHIC FEATS.
TRY TO LIFT THE BALLOON.
PIECE OF CAKE.
NO. WITH YOUR MIND.
OH. SORRY.
O.K., STOP.
HUH. PRETTY INCREDIBLE.
TRY LIGHTING THIS MATCH.
PIECE OF CAKE.
WITH YOUR MIND!
WHOOPS. YEAH.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THERE SHOULD BE SOME REACTION.
NAME WHAT'S IN THIS BOX.
WITH YOUR MIND!
O.K. IT'S A BIG RED FIRE ENGINE.
HEY, HEY!
PIECE OF CAKE!
OHH! I'M A FAILURE.
OHH!
[SIREN]
ALL THIS THINKING'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE.
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO LEAVE.
LAUNCHPAD, YOU READ MY MIND.
"TRAIL OF THE ATOMIC SLUG,
MUTANT MECHANICS FROM MARS."
NOTHING LIKE THE CLASSICS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WELL, YOU DON'T WANT TO BREAK IT.
INCOMING!
"ATOMIC SLUG"? DIDN'T THEY HAVE SPECULARS OF ZOMBIELAND?
ONLY THE COLORIZED VERSION.
NOW, WOULD YOU MIND GETTING...
THERE.
DID YOU PLAN THIS?
PLAN WHAT?
GOS, YOU GET THAT. IT'S FOR YOU.
[RING RING]
HEY, IT IS FOR ME.
CUT THIS OUT!
MAYBE I GOT PSYCHIC POWERS.
NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND COULD HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS.
LAUNCHPAD, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
UH, THE REFRIGERATOR?
AAH!
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
IT'S ON WIRES, RIGHT?
AAH!
IT'S NOT.
WAY COOL, LAUNCHPAD.
WOW!
SNOW!
AMAZING! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
WE HAVE TO BUY SNOW SHOVELS?
NO. WITH YOUR POWERS, I'LL BE INVINCIBLE.
I'LL FREEZE ENEMIES IN THEIR TRACKS.
I'LL DROP PIANOS ON THEM.
I'LL PREDICT THEIR EVERY MOVE...
WITH HELP FROM YOU.
BUT THAT'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.
NOBODY WILL KNOW EXCEPT US.
AND THE MUDDLEFOOTS.
WHY WOULD WE TELL THE MUDDLEFOOTS?
THAT'S US. WHAT ARE YOU HANGING AROUND HERE FOR?
GEE, DRAKE, MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO HAVE
YOUR AIR CONDITIONER CHECKED ON.
SO, YOU PREDICT THE FUTURE, LEVITATE OBJECTS,
AND MAKE IT SNOW. WHAT ELSE?
YEOW! OW! AAH! AAH!
[BLOWING]
I GUESS I DO FIRE, TOO.
SORRY, D.W. IT ONLY HAPPENS WHEN I THINK.
TRY NOT TO THINK, O.K., BUDDY?
O.K. I'LL JUST WAIT FOR THE BURGERS.
[GASP]
THE SECRET OF A GREAT BARBECUE
IS USING THE PROPER TOOLS. HUH?
OOH, HAVE SOME PUNCH?
GOODNESS, DRAKE, YOU SURE ARE THIRSTY.
HEY, HONK. WHAT'S UP?
HONKER, DON'T BE SO LITERAL.
I'M NOT THINKING.
WE SHOULD'VE LEFT YOU AT THE HOUSE.
[GASP]
SORRY. MY MIND WANDERED.
OH, DEAR. WHERE'S THE MUSTARD?
MUST BE IN THE FRIDGE. I'LL GET IT.
NO. I'LL GET IT. STAY HERE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
LOUSY TIMING, STUPID BRAIN RAY... AHA!
AAH!
GEE, THANKS, DRAKE.
LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED MORE ICE.
[GASP]
LAUNCHPAD!
WHAT? WHAT IS IT NOW?
HE PUT THE FIRE OUT.
SO?
POP, I DIDN'T TOUCH THEM.
LEAVE THE COOKING TO ME, HERB.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COOK.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO. MAYBE I CAN FIX IT.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM DONE?
I KIND OF LIKE THEM...
[TOOT]
WELL-DONE.
WHAT A JERK!
WE'LL BE BACK.
JUST GOING TO GET SOME WEENIES.
WEENIES? GREAT!
JUST FIGURES. CAN'T FLY A PLANE.
CAN'T CONTROL SUPERPOWERS.
WE'RE GOING TO THAT SHUSH LAB
BEFORE YOU BLAST ME OFF EARTH.
LET'S HURRY. SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO STEAL THE NORMA RAY.
O.K., WAYNE, DON'T THINK.
DESTINATION... RIGHT ON TARGET, TROOPS.
WAYNE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO THINK.
I REALLY NEED SOME MORE HUMAN SUBJECTS.
CAN WE HELP?
WONDERFUL.
IT'S NICE TO HAVE VICT... VOLUNTEERS.
O.K., TROOPS, FALL IN FOR BLASTING.
COME ON. DON'T BE SHY.
WHILE YOU'RE BEING BLASTED, DON'T THINK.
WHY NOT?
YOUR HEAD WILL EXPLODE.
SO DON'T THINK.
EXPLODE? EXPLODE?
OF COURSE, THERE'S ALWAYS LATRINE DUTY.
OUT OF MY WAY!
THAT'S IT. F.O.W.L. LIKES THEIR TROOPS TO TAKE INITIATIVE.
F.O.W.L.? YOU'RE ENEMY AGENTS.
GET AWAY FROM THAT RAY!
BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK!
NO!
GROOVY. GROOVY.
[CRASH]
HA! THEY'LL NEVER SUSPECT WE'RE COMING.
YOU'RE COMING, AREN'T YOU, LAUNCHPAD?
HEY, D.W., AM I GOING BALD?
AAH!
MY HEAD!
DARKWING, MY HEAD!
IT'S NOT BAD.
IT'S HARDLY NOTICEABLE.
REALLY?
LET'S USE YOUR BIG HEAD TO CLOBBER CROOKS.
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
AGAIN WITH THE REFRIGERATOR?
SORRY.
TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU STAY HERE.
I'LL STRIKE WHILE I STILL HAVE THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT. I'M...
THE MISSHAPEN BLOTCH THAT STAINS YOUR WALLS.
THOUGHT YOU COULD GET THE DROP ON US.
WHAT OF IT?
IT'S FOOLISH WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH THOSE...
WHO SEE THE FUTURE.
I'M HOTSHOT. I CAN BURN.
YOU COULD START A FOREST FIRE!
OR I CAN FREEZE.
AAH!
WHOA! AAH!
AND YOU CAN CALL ME FLYGIRL!
I'D HOPED I WAS DONE WITH PSYCHIC STUFF.
DARKWING DUCK STANDS HIS GROUND...
OR IN IT, AS THE CASE MAY BE.
♪ YODEL LAY HEE HOO ♪♪
SMASHING. JUST SMASHING.
HOTSHOT, FRONT AND CENTER, SOLDIER.
YES, SIR.
IS SOMETHING BURNING?
YEOW!
OW! OW! HOT! HOT!
[CRASH]
HEY, YOU GUYS, BACK OFF!
WHOA! WHOA!
HEY, L.P., YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD.
HIT THEM WITH SOMETHING BIGGER!
WHOOPS.
THEM! THEM!
♪ YODEL LADEL LODEL LAYEE HOO HOO HOO ♪♪
I'VE GOT THE NORMA RAY,
A KILLER PSYCHIC SQUAD, AND DARKWING DUCK!
KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
YOU DIG OUR AURAS?
AFFIRMATIVE.
FILE OUT!
♪ I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD ♪
♪ HOTSHOT'S ICE IS MIGHTY COLD ♪
♪ HOTSHOT'S ICE IS MIGHTY COLD ♪♪
OHH! GET OFF MY BACK!
D.W.!
D.W., WHERE ARE YOU?
ME AND MY BIG HEAD.
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE VOLUNTEERED
FOR THIS STUPID EXPERIMENT.
NOW F.O.W.L.'S GOT D.W.,
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!
WHOOPS. DID I DO THAT?
HOW WILL WE RESCUE DAD?
LIKE WE KNOW WHERE HE IS.
LAUNCHPAD, WHAT'S THAT?
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST HEAD?
NO. THIS.
IT'S THAT MILITARY GUY.
I'LL USE MY PSYCHIC POWERS TO FIND HIM.
IT'S HIS LICENSE. HIS ADDRESS IS ON IT.
GREAT. WE'LL ZIP OVER THERE AND...
OH, RIGHT.
WHOA! THIS WILL WORK.
HEY, LOOK OUT!
GOODNESS! HE'S COMING OUR WAY!
[HORN HONKS]
THIS ISN'T WORKING! TAKE OFF THE BAG!
BUT EVERYBODY'S STARING AT MY HEAD.
IT'S NOT YOUR HEAD!
IT'S YOUR FLYING!
OH, RIGHT.
WE'RE COMING, D.W. KEEP COOL.
BEHOLD, F.O.W.L. HIGH COMMAND.
DARKWING DUCK... ON ICE.
BLBLBLBLBLBL!
I RECOGNIZE HIS TRADEMARK WITTY REPARTEE.
LIQUIDATE HIM!
O.K., SOLDIER, BRING IN THE DUCK SMASHER.
OHH!
THAT'S THE SECOND-BIGGEST DUCK SMASHER I'VE EVER SEEN.
WAIT. I'M GETTING A VISION.
LOOK OUT! OOF!
WELL, WHAT IS IT?
I WANT TO SEE.
GEE, MENTAL VIDEO!
THEY'RE GOING TO SQUASH DAD!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA! HA HA! HA HA!
CAN I SQUASH HIM? THIS THING'S HEAVY!
JUST WAIT.
WHAT A DRAG.
NOW, REGARDING MY FUTURE WITH F.O.W.L.,
I WANT A FEW CHANGES...
A PROMOTION, FREE LUNCHES, A PARKING SPACE...
YES. JUST DESTROY DARKWING DUCK.
EVERY ALTERNATE THURSDAY OFF
FOR RECREATIONAL BAYONET DRILL.
WHAT'S THE PLAN?
FIRST WE GET ATTACKED.
WHAT KIND OF PLAN IS THAT?
HERE'S HOTSHOT!
WHOA. BIG DROP.
DROP IT NOW?
NOT YET. TICKETS TO F.O.W.L.'s WINTER CARNIVAL.
WHOA! HEY! YIKES!
I GOT TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE.
UH, SORT OF.
MAYBE YOU'LL WORK AS A SNOW CONE MACHINE.
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE...
YOU'RE GOING TO SMACK YOUR HEAD ON SOMETHING.
HUH?
[CLANG]
IT'S FUZZY. YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOME TRAVELING.
COME ON, LAUNCHPAD! QUICK!
O.K. COMING RIGHT DOWN.
AAH!
UH-OH.
OOH! BRAIN SPRAIN!
WHAT'S GOING ON THERE?
NOTHING.
CAN I DROP IT YET?
NOT YET! NOT YET!
GOSALYN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HATE CRUSHED ICE.
WHOA!
UHH! AAH!
UHH!
AAH!
NICE SAVE, L.P.
AAH!
WHEW.
UH, EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE.
UH-OH!
YOU'RE GETTING OUT.
YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE FUN.
DROP IT NOW!
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
AAH!
UHH! UHH! UHHHH!
I'LL PUT THIS WHERE IT CAN'T HURT ANYONE.
THAT HANDLES THEM.
LET'S GET ME BACK TO NORMAL.
YOUR HEAD CAME IN PRETTY HANDY BACK THERE.
MAYBE WE SHOULD KEEP YOUR POWERS.
NO. MY CAPS DON'T FIT,
AND I LOOK RIDICULOUS.
I WANT TO BE NORMAL.
BUT WHAT ABOUT PFFT, WHAMMO,
AND PREDICTING OUR ENEMY'S EVERY MOVE?
N-O SPELLS UH-UH.
O.K., YOU WIN.
WE'LL FLICK THE REVERSE SWITCH.
WHAT REVERSE SWITCH?
THERE'S ALWAYS ONE.
WHAT RAY GUN DOESN'T HAVE A REVERSE SWITCH?
THE KIND THE VILLAIN NEEDS TO DEFEAT THE HERO.
I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY POWERS.
DON'T THINK WHILE YOU'RE BEING BLASTED.
LAUNCHPAD! LAUNCHPAD!
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.
YEOW! I AM NOT THINKING.
I AM NOT THINKING.
HE DID HIMSELF IN.
THINK AGAIN! HA HA HA!
I'VE ACHIEVED ULTIMATE PSYCHIC POWER!
EWW! GROSS!
NERVE GAS OUGHT TO HAVE AN AMUSING EFFECT.
THAT DIDN'T SEEM AMUSING TO ME.
I'M GONNA BLAST IT'S HEAD OFF!
UHH-EEE!
YOU CANNOT HARM ME.
I AM PURE THOUGHT.
THOUGHT, HUH?
LET'S SEE WHY YOU SHOULDN'T THINK WHILE BEING BLASTED.
WHAT'S THE SPEED OF A COMMON SWALLOW?
WHY CAN'T I GET MORE ALLOWANCE? DO BEES BE?
WHAT'S THE CUBE ROOT OF 14?
DO FLIES FLY?
IF A TRAIN LEAVES CHICAGO...
NO, NO! AAH!
LAUNCHPAD? LAUNCHPAD?
YOU'RE BACK TO NORMAL.
I AM?
I AM! THAT'S A LOAD OFF MY MIND.
LET'S GET YOU A NEW FLIGHT CAP.
THE SUPPLY STORE ISN'T ON THE WAY HOME.
IT IS FOR YOU, YOU KNUCKLEHEAD.