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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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[RUFF RUFF]

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OH, YOO-HOO!

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PROFESSOR MOLIARTY,
WE'RE IN THE LAB.

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NO THANKS TO YOU, CLUMSY OAF.

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OOH, WHAT I WOULDN'T
GIVE FOR A DECENT LACKEY.

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AHA!

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THERE IT IS, BOYS,

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CANARDIUM,

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THE ONE RADIOACTIVE
ISOTOPE POWERFUL ENOUGH

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TO FUEL MY LATEST
INGENIOUS DEVICE.

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BUT WHY DO WE GOT TO WEAR

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THESE SWEATY SUITS?

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THIS RADIATION IS EVER SO
POWERFUL, YOU NITWIT.

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IT'LL KILL YOU TILL YOU'RE DEAD...
OR WORSE.

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NOW, COME ON!

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SOON THE SURFACE DWELLERS
WILL FEAR THE MIGHT

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OF PROFESSOR MOLIARTY,

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AND THE WORLD WILL BE MY OYSTER.

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OYSTERS ARE OUT OF SEASON.

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SO MAYBE YOU BETTER CLAM UP.

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OH, IT'S THAT INTERFERING DUCK.
GET HIM!

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AAH!

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OH, AT LAST.

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THAT INFERNAL DUCK ALWAYS
HAS TO SPOIL MY FUN.

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LOOK HOW BIG I GOT.

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OH, MOTHER!

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THE FAN CLUB'S
GOING TO LOVE THIS.

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RADIATION!

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SPIDER! MUTANT!

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BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG!

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SURE, SURE.

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WHAT'S ALL THE SCREAMING ABOUT?

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AAH!

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RELAX, L.P.

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IT'S ONLY A RADIOACTIVE
MUTANT SPIDER.

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OK, BUGILY, EN GARDE!

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EN WHAT?

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[IMITATING BRUCE LEE]

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BE CAREFUL.

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YOU MIGHT HURT SOMEBODY.

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HYAH!

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HYAH!

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HY... OUCH!

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ARE YOU OK, D.W.?

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SURE.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE SPIDER BITE.

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GEE, I'M REAL SORRY, MISTER.

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO HURT ME.

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HOW ABOUT SHAKING
HANDS AND PLAYING NICE?

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I'M THROUGH PLAYING,
YOU AGGRAVATING ARACHNID.

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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU...
THAT'S DISGUSTING!

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WHAT'S THIS?

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THIS IS AS STRONG AS STEEL.

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HMM.
WEBBING STRONG AS STEEL, EH?

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PERHAPS I CAN USE THIS SPIDER.

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BUT CAN I TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF SOMEONE SO CHILDLIKE,

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SO INNOCENT,

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SO PERFECT?

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MY BOY,
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB?

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HMM. DO I GET A COOKIE?

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WE CAN ALL GET OUR
COOKIES ON THIS ONE.

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IT'S A TEENY BITE.

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WE DIDN'T HAVE TO
COME WAY BACK HERE.

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BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.

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IF YOU CAN'T BUILD
A ROCKET LAUNCHER,

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DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
THERMAL EXPLOSIVES?

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WHAT DID YOU TRY
TO FIX THIS TIME?

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I WAS BIT BY A MUTANT SPIDER.

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COOL.

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BUT I HATE WHEN THE
BAD GUY ESCAPES.

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I HATE IT!

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BUT, DAD! YOU...

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I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING,

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"HOW COULD ANYONE ESCAPE

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FROM THE DEXTEROUS
DARKWING DUCK?"

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WELL, ON THE ONE HAND,

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PROFESSOR MOLIARTY HAS
VERY DANGEROUS STUFF...

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CANARDIUM.

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ON THE OTHER HAND,
THAT MALEVOLENT MOLE

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FILLED IN HIS TUNNEL BEHIND HIM.

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ON THE OTHER HAND,
WE DON'T KNOW...

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OTHER HAND?

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AHEM.

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YEOW!

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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

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YOU GOT BIT BY A
RADIOACTIVE SPIDER

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AND DIDN'T USE DISINFECTANT?

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YOU'D HAVE ME IN
THE EMERGENCY WARD

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FASTER THAN YOU
COULD SAY RABIES.

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<i>I'M</i> THE DAD. <i>I</i> LECTURE.

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D.W.,
BEFORE HONKER FINDS A CURE,

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COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND

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OR MAYBE TWO OR THREE?

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I ATTEMPT TO THROW THIS ONE...

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WILL YOU STOP IT?

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NOT YOU.

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THESE!

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UM, MR. MALLARD,
I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING.

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WHAT? WHAT?

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WELL, I, UM, THAT IS, UM...

128
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I'M GETTING OLD!

129
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YOU NEED ANOTHER SPIDER'S VENOM

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TO MAKE THE ANTIDOTE.

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GRAB A SPIDER AND GET TO WORK.

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WE CAN'T GRAB ANY SPIDER.

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WE NEED THE KIND THAT BIT YOU.

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HOW HARD IS THAT?

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WHOA!

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LET ME GO.

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UH-OH.

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TROUBLE AT THE MALL.

139
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MY TRUSTY SIDEKICK WILL
HELP YOU IDENTIFY THE SPIDER

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WHILE I HASTEN TO THE MALL.

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ARE YOU CRAZY?

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YOU'VE GOT TO RETURN TO NORMAL.

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SORRY, BUT CRIME WAITS FOR NO
DUCK, GOSALYN.

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LET GO!

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UH-OH.

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P-P-PROFESSOR...

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PROFESSOR?

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ARE YOU SURE TAKING
ALL THESE FAN BLADES

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IS NICE?

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IT DON'T SEEM SO NICE.

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OF COURSE IT'S NICE, MY DEAR.

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NOW, HURRY UP.

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ALL THIS NICENESS
IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.

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IF I DIDN'T NEED THIS
PEST FOR MY PLAN,

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WELL, I WOULDN'T...

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HUH?

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WHEN WE FINISH,
CAN WE HAVE CHOCOLATE CAKE?

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US, TOO, BOSS?

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NOW, LISTEN HERE, YOU FUZZY...

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COME ON, PROFESSOR,
LET THEM EAT CAKE.

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FAN BLADES, EH?

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IT'LL BE CHILLY ENOUGH
WHERE YOU'RE GOING...

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THE COOLER.

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WHOOPS!

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I'LL NEVER GET USED TO
SURFACE WORLD LIGHT.

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I THOUGHT I SAW SIX ARMS.

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WHOA!

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CALL THE POLICE.

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HE DOES HAVE SIX ARMS.

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I'VE GOT A FEW EXTRA ARMS.
SUE ME.

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THIS ANOTHER LAME DUCK TRICK.

172
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NOW, GET HIM!

173
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HYAH! PREPARE TO BE PUMMELED.

174
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LET ME GO!

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HEY!

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ADIOS, DARKWING DODO.

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AGAINST A MOLE WITH AN ATTITUDE

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AND A SPIDER WITH AN APPETITE.

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DARKWING DUCK,
MULTITALENTED AND MULTIARMED

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MASTER OF MYSTERY, SEEKS A HOLE

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IN HIS ENEMY'S ARMOR,

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AND HE FINDS IT...

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THE HOLE, THAT IS.

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ONWARD AND DOWNWARD.

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OOPSIE!

186
00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:02,708
[CRASH]

187
00:10:04,416 --> 00:10:05,457
AHA!

188
00:10:05,458 --> 00:10:07,582
DARKWING DWEEB.

189
00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:10,707
MY, AREN'T WE THE LUCKY DUCKY?

190
00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:12,708
ENOUGH, YOU FELONIOUS FIEND.

191
00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,332
COME ON, GUYS.

192
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I THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING TO COOPERATE.

193
00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,874
HERE, LET ME UNTANGLE YOU.

194
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HURT HIM?

195
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OF COURSE I'M GOING TO...
NOT HURT HIM.

196
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NOW, YOU RUN ALONG

197
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WHILE I SHOW OUR FEATHERED
FRIEND THE WAY OUT.

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AAH!

199
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OOH! OOH! OOH!

200
00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:56,999
I LIKE DARK AS WELL
AS THE NEXT DUCK,

201
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BUT THIS IS GOING TOO FAR.

202
00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:03,833
YIKE.

203
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,499
THAT SHOULD TEACH HIM

204
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,999
TO MESS WITH PROFESSOR MOLIARTY.

205
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,708
THAT'S FOR SURE.

206
00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:29,207
[ACCORDION SOUND]

207
00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:32,707
THAT DOES IT. NO ARMS OF MINE

208
00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:36,875
WILL MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF ME.

209
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,291
VERY FUNNY.

210
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,083
[ACCORDION SOUND]

211
00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:53,207
I HOPE THAT GUY WAS RIGHT

212
00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:55,707
ABOUT THERE BEING SPIDERS HERE.

213
00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:57,207
ME, TOO.

214
00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:58,707
AAH!

215
00:11:58,708 --> 00:11:59,832
LOOK.

216
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EEK!

217
00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:02,874
A GIANT SPIDER.

218
00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:08,000
I PROMISE NEVER TO
STEP ON A SPIDER AGAIN.

219
00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:14,457
EEW. A SPIDER. SQUISH IT.

220
00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:18,332
IT LOOKS LIKE THE
SPIDER THAT BIT D.W...

221
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,332
EXACTLY LIKE IT.

222
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,291
GET HIM!

223
00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:27,332
THE MALIGNANT MARK
OF THE MOLE MENACE

224
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LIES LIKE A SHADOW.

225
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:32,832
ONLY ONE SUPERHERO CAN STOP HIM.

226
00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:35,332
ONLY ONE CRIME FIGHTER IS...

227
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HANDY ENOUGH.

228
00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:39,374
WHO'S THIS CHAMPION OF JUSTICE?

229
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:41,374
NO, NOT DARKWING DUCK.

230
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HE'S... ARACHNODUCK!

231
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:47,458
YOU HEARD RIGHT... ARACHNO-DUCK.

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NUMBER FIVE, HELMET!

233
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NUMBER SIX, GEAR SHIFT.

234
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,416
NUMBER SIX?

235
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:03,082
NUMBER SIX,
IT APPEARS WE'RE CLOSING IN

236
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,500
ON THAT RADIOACTIVE
RABBLE-ROUSER.

237
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AAH!

238
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:11,874
WHOA!

239
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,958
AAH!

240
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,415
HMM. A GIANT WEB.

241
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:21,082
THIS COULD BE A CLUE.

242
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:23,582
AHA! A PLETHORA OF PLANES

243
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WITH THEIR PROPELLERS PURLOINED.

244
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FIRST CANARDIUM,
THEN FAN BLADES,

245
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,707
AND NOW PROPELLERS.

246
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,874
YES, NUMBER SIX?

247
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,458
UH-OH.

248
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,707
WHAT ARE YOU...

249
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:41,166
NUMBER SIX, LET GO OF IT.

250
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:42,708
WHAT?

251
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:44,707
EEW!

252
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:46,207
NOW WHAT, WEBBING?

253
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:49,166
JUST WHAT I NEED.

254
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:51,708
AAH!

255
00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:53,416
THIS IS...

256
00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:02,500
AHA!

257
00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:07,874
I DON'T NEED THIS
TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.

258
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:11,958
I AM ARACHNODUCK!

259
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:23,708
[COUGHING AND SPITTING]

260
00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:29,165
RATS.

261
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:31,624
LET ME GET OUT... OOH.

262
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:35,707
I'M SURE THERE'S A
FASCINATING EXPLANATION,

263
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,707
BUT WE'VE GOT A PLANE TO CATCH.

264
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:44,416
IN FACT,
WE'VE GOT SEVERAL PLANES TO CATCH.

265
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:55,499
OH, AT LAST,
MY WINDOW-MATIC IS COMPLETE.

266
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,999
THE CANARDIUM GENERATOR

267
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,707
WILL POWER THE BLADES
AND PROPELLERS,

268
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:02,165
CREATING A WIND SO POWERFUL

269
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:05,082
IT WILL WIPE EVERY
SURFACE DWELLER

270
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:07,124
OFF THE EARTH.

271
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:10,165
ONLY THOSE WHO LIVE UNDERGROUND

272
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:12,458
WILL SURVIVE.

273
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:18,249
WANT TO TEACH ME
HOW TO FLY A KITE?

274
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,416
LEAVE ME ALONE,
YOU BRAINLESS, INFANTILE...

275
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,707
HAVE A LOLLY. WE'LL PLAY LATER.

276
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,999
I WANT TO PLAY NOW.

277
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,707
THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S ME...
ARACHNODUCK,

278
00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:35,082
READY TO MAKE YOUR SKIN CRAWL.

279
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:37,165
OH, CURSES!

280
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,958
OK, BUB. EIGHT WEB.

281
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:48,290
OK, FINE. I SEE. OUT OF WEBBING.

282
00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:49,999
A MINOR SETBACK.

283
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:56,250
IF IT'S WEBBING YOU WANT,
MAYBE <i>WE</i> CAN HELP YOU.

284
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,832
YO! YO!

285
00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:01,000
THIS IS DISGUSTING.

286
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,999
CONGRATULATIONS, DUCKY-WUCKY.

287
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,999
YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE THE
FIRST SURFACE DWELLER

288
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,625
OBLITERATED BY MY
DIABOLICAL INVENTION.

289
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:31,333
BEHOLD!
MOLIARTY'S AMAZING WINDOW-MATIC!

290
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:38,582
NICE SPECIAL EFFECTS, MOLIARTY,

291
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:42,582
BUT YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH IT.

292
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,707
SORRY, ARACHNO-YUCK.

293
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:47,624
I'VE ALREADY GOTTEN
AWAY WITH IT.

294
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:49,500
ADIEU.

295
00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:00,166
YEOW!

296
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,207
NOW, HOLD TIGHT.

297
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,249
BUT ISN'T THIS DANGEROUS?

298
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:12,207
BUT, WEBBY-POO, YOU'RE THE ONE

299
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:15,416
WHO WANTED TO FLY A KITE.

300
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:19,707
ACCORDING TO THIS
HOLDING THINGY,

301
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:22,750
THE RAT CATCHER'S REAL CLOSE.

302
00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:26,624
GOSALYN.

303
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:27,833
DAD!

304
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,999
WELL, IT SEEMS TO BE GETTING

305
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,750
A TAD GUSTY UP HERE.

306
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:45,500
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

307
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,582
HEY, DUCKY!

308
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:52,708
LOOKS LIKE THE CAVALRY'S HERE.

309
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:57,708
HEY, D.W., NICE OUTFIT.

310
00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:02,207
DON'T WORRY! WE FOUND A SPIDER!

311
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,332
OOPSIE.

312
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,083
GRAB IT!

313
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,457
WHOA! OH, YEAH.

314
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,625
WHOA!

315
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,624
WAVE BYE-BYE

316
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:17,207
TO YOUR CHEERING SECTION, DUCKY!

317
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:21,165
I HOPE YOU'VE GOT PLENTY
OF FLIGHT INSURANCE.

318
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,165
I AM SO GOOD.

319
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:27,332
I DO BELIEVE I'M
GOING TO ENJOY THIS.

320
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,582
WAIT. YOU MIGHT HURT HIM.

321
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:33,457
WRONG, YOU BIG PEST.
I WILL HURT HIM.

322
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:37,166
<i>ARRIVEDERCI,</i> DUCKY!

323
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:42,375
YEOW!

324
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:44,999
OOP!

325
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:49,000
HA! SAVED IN THE NICK OF TIME.

326
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,207
THAT WON'T HELP, NUMBER SIX.

327
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,750
IT'S OUT OF GAS!

328
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:07,500
SMOOTH MOVE, NUMBER SIX.

329
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:14,707
YEOW!

330
00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:16,416
[CRASH]

331
00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:21,957
ALL RIGHT, MOLIARTY.

332
00:19:21,958 --> 00:19:24,582
CONSIDER YOURSELF THWARTED.

333
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,874
WAY TO GO, D.W.

334
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,415
YOU SAVED THE WORLD AGAIN.

335
00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:31,082
HOO HOO HOO!

336
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:33,707
BUT NOT ALL OF IT.

337
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:37,124
HE JUST SIGNED THIS
CITY'S DEATH WARRANT.

338
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:38,624
I LOVE IT.

339
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:41,333
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

340
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,999
THE REAL CUTOFF LEVER
IS INSIDE THE GENERATOR.

341
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,457
ALL YOU'VE DONE IS DISCONNECT

342
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:50,999
THE OUTPUT LINES,

343
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,707
WHICH, I MIGHT ADD,
IS CAUSING EVERYTHING TO OVERLOAD.

344
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:59,582
AND THAT MEANS ANY SECOND
NOW, KABLOOEY!

345
00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:02,582
NOT IF ARACHNODUCK CAN HELP IT.

346
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,000
HYAH!

347
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:13,165
SORRY, BUT YOU CAN'T GO IN
THERE, MR. DUCK.

348
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,707
ARE YOU CRAZY? WE'LL BE KILLED.

349
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:18,708
GOOD GOING, MY BOY.

350
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:22,249
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
YOU NINCOMPOOP?

351
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:26,374
YOU CAN'T GO IN.
THERE'S DANGEROUS RADIOACTORS INSIDE.

352
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,874
RADIO ACTORS?

353
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:31,457
I THINK HE MEANS RADIOACTIVITY.

354
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:34,874
SINCE I HELPED CAUSE
ALL THIS TROUBLE,

355
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:38,374
I'M THE ONE WHO'S
GOT TO STOP IT.

356
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:42,332
AFTER ALL,
IT'S THE NICE THING TO DO.

357
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:43,458
BYE.

358
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:59,583
AAH. AHH. AAH.

359
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,000
YOU DID IT.

360
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:06,750
[HICCUP]

361
00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:09,458
[HICCUP]

362
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:10,458
[HICCUP]

363
00:21:10,459 --> 00:21:12,457
[HICCUP]

364
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:16,707
THE LITTLE GUY'S BACK
TO BEING EVEN LITTLER.

365
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:24,083
OOH, THIS IS WHAT I GET
FOR TRUSTING A SPIDER.

366
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:29,165
OH, WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE,

367
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:32,708
WHEN FIRST WE
PRACTICE TO DECEIVE.

368
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:38,249
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T KEEP IT.

369
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:43,249
I COULD HAVE REALLY SCARED
THE PANTS OFF MRS. WEISSMAN.

370
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:48,124
OH, WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER
GIVE DAD THE ANTIDOTE.

371
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:51,165
CAN'T WE WAIT ONE MORE DAY?

372
00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:55,250
THOSE ARMS TURNED OUT TO BE...
HANDY

373
00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:59,249
A FINE PASTIME FOR
A CRIME FIGHTER.

374
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:02,458
EXPLOITED BY MY OWN FAMILY.

375
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:07,333
NUMBER SIX!