♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
[RUFF RUFF]
OH, YOO-HOO!
PROFESSOR MOLIARTY, WE'RE IN THE LAB.
NO THANKS TO YOU, CLUMSY OAF.
OOH, WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE FOR A DECENT LACKEY.
AHA!
THERE IT IS, BOYS,
CANARDIUM,
THE ONE RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPE POWERFUL ENOUGH
TO FUEL MY LATEST INGENIOUS DEVICE.
BUT WHY DO WE GOT TO WEAR
THESE SWEATY SUITS?
THIS RADIATION IS EVER SO POWERFUL, YOU NITWIT.
IT'LL KILL YOU TILL YOU'RE DEAD... OR WORSE.
NOW, COME ON!
SOON THE SURFACE DWELLERS WILL FEAR THE MIGHT
OF PROFESSOR MOLIARTY,
AND THE WORLD WILL BE MY OYSTER.
OYSTERS ARE OUT OF SEASON.
SO MAYBE YOU BETTER CLAM UP.
OH, IT'S THAT INTERFERING DUCK. GET HIM!
AAH!
OH, AT LAST.
THAT INFERNAL DUCK ALWAYS HAS TO SPOIL MY FUN.
LOOK HOW BIG I GOT.
OH, MOTHER!
THE FAN CLUB'S GOING TO LOVE THIS.
RADIATION!
SPIDER! MUTANT!
BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG!
SURE, SURE.
WHAT'S ALL THE SCREAMING ABOUT?
AAH!
RELAX, L.P.
IT'S ONLY A RADIOACTIVE MUTANT SPIDER.
OK, BUGILY, EN GARDE!
EN WHAT?
[IMITATING BRUCE LEE]
BE CAREFUL.
YOU MIGHT HURT SOMEBODY.
HYAH!
HY... OUCH!
ARE YOU OK, D.W.?
SURE. IT'S JUST A LITTLE SPIDER BITE.
GEE, I'M REAL SORRY, MISTER.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HURT ME.
HOW ABOUT SHAKING HANDS AND PLAYING NICE?
I'M THROUGH PLAYING, YOU AGGRAVATING ARACHNID.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU... THAT'S DISGUSTING!
WHAT'S THIS?
THIS IS AS STRONG AS STEEL.
HMM. WEBBING STRONG AS STEEL, EH?
PERHAPS I CAN USE THIS SPIDER.
BUT CAN I TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE SO CHILDLIKE,
SO INNOCENT,
SO PERFECT?
MY BOY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB?
HMM. DO I GET A COOKIE?
WE CAN ALL GET OUR COOKIES ON THIS ONE.
IT'S A TEENY BITE.
WE DIDN'T HAVE TO COME WAY BACK HERE.
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.
IF YOU CAN'T BUILD A ROCKET LAUNCHER,
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THERMAL EXPLOSIVES?
WHAT DID YOU TRY TO FIX THIS TIME?
I WAS BIT BY A MUTANT SPIDER.
COOL.
BUT I HATE WHEN THE BAD GUY ESCAPES.
I HATE IT!
BUT, DAD! YOU...
I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING,
"HOW COULD ANYONE ESCAPE
FROM THE DEXTEROUS DARKWING DUCK?"
WELL, ON THE ONE HAND,
PROFESSOR MOLIARTY HAS VERY DANGEROUS STUFF...
CANARDIUM.
ON THE OTHER HAND, THAT MALEVOLENT MOLE
FILLED IN HIS TUNNEL BEHIND HIM.
ON THE OTHER HAND, WE DON'T KNOW...
OTHER HAND?
AHEM.
YEOW!
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU GOT BIT BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER
AND DIDN'T USE DISINFECTANT?
YOU'D HAVE ME IN THE EMERGENCY WARD
FASTER THAN YOU COULD SAY RABIES.
I'M THE DAD. I LECTURE.
D.W., BEFORE HONKER FINDS A CURE,
COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND
OR MAYBE TWO OR THREE?
I ATTEMPT TO THROW THIS ONE...
WILL YOU STOP IT?
NOT YOU.
THESE!
UM, MR. MALLARD, I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING.
WHAT? WHAT?
WELL, I, UM, THAT IS, UM...
I'M GETTING OLD!
YOU NEED ANOTHER SPIDER'S VENOM
TO MAKE THE ANTIDOTE.
GRAB A SPIDER AND GET TO WORK.
WE CAN'T GRAB ANY SPIDER.
WE NEED THE KIND THAT BIT YOU.
HOW HARD IS THAT?
WHOA!
LET ME GO.
UH-OH.
TROUBLE AT THE MALL.
MY TRUSTY SIDEKICK WILL HELP YOU IDENTIFY THE SPIDER
WHILE I HASTEN TO THE MALL.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
YOU'VE GOT TO RETURN TO NORMAL.
SORRY, BUT CRIME WAITS FOR NO DUCK, GOSALYN.
LET GO!
UH-OH.
P-P-PROFESSOR...
PROFESSOR?
ARE YOU SURE TAKING ALL THESE FAN BLADES
IS NICE?
IT DON'T SEEM SO NICE.
OF COURSE IT'S NICE, MY DEAR.
NOW, HURRY UP.
ALL THIS NICENESS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.
IF I DIDN'T NEED THIS PEST FOR MY PLAN,
WELL, I WOULDN'T...
HUH?
WHEN WE FINISH, CAN WE HAVE CHOCOLATE CAKE?
US, TOO, BOSS?
NOW, LISTEN HERE, YOU FUZZY...
COME ON, PROFESSOR, LET THEM EAT CAKE.
FAN BLADES, EH?
IT'LL BE CHILLY ENOUGH WHERE YOU'RE GOING...
THE COOLER.
WHOOPS!
I'LL NEVER GET USED TO SURFACE WORLD LIGHT.
I THOUGHT I SAW SIX ARMS.
WHOA!
CALL THE POLICE.
HE DOES HAVE SIX ARMS.
I'VE GOT A FEW EXTRA ARMS. SUE ME.
THIS ANOTHER LAME DUCK TRICK.
NOW, GET HIM!
HYAH! PREPARE TO BE PUMMELED.
LET ME GO!
HEY!
ADIOS, DARKWING DODO.
AGAINST A MOLE WITH AN ATTITUDE
AND A SPIDER WITH AN APPETITE.
DARKWING DUCK, MULTITALENTED AND MULTIARMED
MASTER OF MYSTERY, SEEKS A HOLE
IN HIS ENEMY'S ARMOR,
AND HE FINDS IT...
THE HOLE, THAT IS.
ONWARD AND DOWNWARD.
OOPSIE!
[CRASH]
AHA!
DARKWING DWEEB.
MY, AREN'T WE THE LUCKY DUCKY?
ENOUGH, YOU FELONIOUS FIEND.
COME ON, GUYS.
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO COOPERATE.
HERE, LET ME UNTANGLE YOU.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HURT HIM?
OF COURSE I'M GOING TO... NOT HURT HIM.
NOW, YOU RUN ALONG
WHILE I SHOW OUR FEATHERED FRIEND THE WAY OUT.
AAH!
OOH! OOH! OOH!
I LIKE DARK AS WELL AS THE NEXT DUCK,
BUT THIS IS GOING TOO FAR.
YIKE.
THAT SHOULD TEACH HIM
TO MESS WITH PROFESSOR MOLIARTY.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
[ACCORDION SOUND]
THAT DOES IT. NO ARMS OF MINE
WILL MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF ME.
VERY FUNNY.
[ACCORDION SOUND]
I HOPE THAT GUY WAS RIGHT
ABOUT THERE BEING SPIDERS HERE.
ME, TOO.
AAH!
LOOK.
EEK!
A GIANT SPIDER.
I PROMISE NEVER TO STEP ON A SPIDER AGAIN.
EEW. A SPIDER. SQUISH IT.
IT LOOKS LIKE THE SPIDER THAT BIT D.W...
EXACTLY LIKE IT.
GET HIM!
THE MALIGNANT MARK OF THE MOLE MENACE
LIES LIKE A SHADOW.
ONLY ONE SUPERHERO CAN STOP HIM.
ONLY ONE CRIME FIGHTER IS...
HANDY ENOUGH.
WHO'S THIS CHAMPION OF JUSTICE?
NO, NOT DARKWING DUCK.
HE'S... ARACHNODUCK!
YOU HEARD RIGHT... ARACHNO-DUCK.
NUMBER FIVE, HELMET!
NUMBER SIX, GEAR SHIFT.
NUMBER SIX?
NUMBER SIX, IT APPEARS WE'RE CLOSING IN
ON THAT RADIOACTIVE RABBLE-ROUSER.
AAH!
WHOA!
AAH!
HMM. A GIANT WEB.
THIS COULD BE A CLUE.
AHA! A PLETHORA OF PLANES
WITH THEIR PROPELLERS PURLOINED.
FIRST CANARDIUM, THEN FAN BLADES,
AND NOW PROPELLERS.
YES, NUMBER SIX?
UH-OH.
WHAT ARE YOU...
NUMBER SIX, LET GO OF IT.
WHAT?
EEW!
NOW WHAT, WEBBING?
JUST WHAT I NEED.
AAH!
THIS IS...
AHA!
I DON'T NEED THIS TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.
I AM ARACHNODUCK!
[COUGHING AND SPITTING]
RATS.
LET ME GET OUT... OOH.
I'M SURE THERE'S A FASCINATING EXPLANATION,
BUT WE'VE GOT A PLANE TO CATCH.
IN FACT, WE'VE GOT SEVERAL PLANES TO CATCH.
OH, AT LAST, MY WINDOW-MATIC IS COMPLETE.
THE CANARDIUM GENERATOR
WILL POWER THE BLADES AND PROPELLERS,
CREATING A WIND SO POWERFUL
IT WILL WIPE EVERY SURFACE DWELLER
OFF THE EARTH.
ONLY THOSE WHO LIVE UNDERGROUND
WILL SURVIVE.
WANT TO TEACH ME HOW TO FLY A KITE?
LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU BRAINLESS, INFANTILE...
HAVE A LOLLY. WE'LL PLAY LATER.
I WANT TO PLAY NOW.
THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S ME... ARACHNODUCK,
READY TO MAKE YOUR SKIN CRAWL.
OH, CURSES!
OK, BUB. EIGHT WEB.
OK, FINE. I SEE. OUT OF WEBBING.
A MINOR SETBACK.
IF IT'S WEBBING YOU WANT, MAYBE WE CAN HELP YOU.
YO! YO!
THIS IS DISGUSTING.
CONGRATULATIONS, DUCKY-WUCKY.
YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE THE FIRST SURFACE DWELLER
OBLITERATED BY MY DIABOLICAL INVENTION.
BEHOLD! MOLIARTY'S AMAZING WINDOW-MATIC!
NICE SPECIAL EFFECTS, MOLIARTY,
BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT.
SORRY, ARACHNO-YUCK.
I'VE ALREADY GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT.
ADIEU.
YEOW!
NOW, HOLD TIGHT.
BUT ISN'T THIS DANGEROUS?
BUT, WEBBY-POO, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO WANTED TO FLY A KITE.
ACCORDING TO THIS HOLDING THINGY,
THE RAT CATCHER'S REAL CLOSE.
GOSALYN.
DAD!
WELL, IT SEEMS TO BE GETTING
A TAD GUSTY UP HERE.
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
HEY, DUCKY!
LOOKS LIKE THE CAVALRY'S HERE.
HEY, D.W., NICE OUTFIT.
DON'T WORRY! WE FOUND A SPIDER!
OOPSIE.
GRAB IT!
WHOA! OH, YEAH.
WHOA!
WAVE BYE-BYE
TO YOUR CHEERING SECTION, DUCKY!
I HOPE YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF FLIGHT INSURANCE.
I AM SO GOOD.
I DO BELIEVE I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS.
WAIT. YOU MIGHT HURT HIM.
WRONG, YOU BIG PEST. I WILL HURT HIM.
ARRIVEDERCI, DUCKY!
YEOW!
OOP!
HA! SAVED IN THE NICK OF TIME.
THAT WON'T HELP, NUMBER SIX.
IT'S OUT OF GAS!
SMOOTH MOVE, NUMBER SIX.
YEOW!
[CRASH]
ALL RIGHT, MOLIARTY.
CONSIDER YOURSELF THWARTED.
WAY TO GO, D.W.
YOU SAVED THE WORLD AGAIN.
HOO HOO HOO!
BUT NOT ALL OF IT.
HE JUST SIGNED THIS CITY'S DEATH WARRANT.
I LOVE IT.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THE REAL CUTOFF LEVER IS INSIDE THE GENERATOR.
ALL YOU'VE DONE IS DISCONNECT
THE OUTPUT LINES,
WHICH, I MIGHT ADD, IS CAUSING EVERYTHING TO OVERLOAD.
AND THAT MEANS ANY SECOND NOW, KABLOOEY!
NOT IF ARACHNODUCK CAN HELP IT.
HYAH!
SORRY, BUT YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE, MR. DUCK.
ARE YOU CRAZY? WE'LL BE KILLED.
GOOD GOING, MY BOY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU NINCOMPOOP?
YOU CAN'T GO IN. THERE'S DANGEROUS RADIOACTORS INSIDE.
RADIO ACTORS?
I THINK HE MEANS RADIOACTIVITY.
SINCE I HELPED CAUSE ALL THIS TROUBLE,
I'M THE ONE WHO'S GOT TO STOP IT.
AFTER ALL, IT'S THE NICE THING TO DO.
BYE.
AAH. AHH. AAH.
YOU DID IT.
[HICCUP]
THE LITTLE GUY'S BACK TO BEING EVEN LITTLER.
OOH, THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR TRUSTING A SPIDER.
OH, WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE,
WHEN FIRST WE PRACTICE TO DECEIVE.
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T KEEP IT.
I COULD HAVE REALLY SCARED THE PANTS OFF MRS. WEISSMAN.
OH, WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER GIVE DAD THE ANTIDOTE.
CAN'T WE WAIT ONE MORE DAY?
THOSE ARMS TURNED OUT TO BE... HANDY
A FINE PASTIME FOR A CRIME FIGHTER.
EXPLOITED BY MY OWN FAMILY.
NUMBER SIX!