♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
DUSTED!
WHIFFLE, HO!
HAPPY TRAILS WEASEL KID, WHIFFLE BOY WINS AGAIN.
PROCEED TO NEXT LEVEL.
GET IN THERE!
AHEM.
GOSALYN, DON'T YOU HAVE HOMEWORK?
WHO CARES? I MADE THE SEMIFINALS
IN THE WHIFFLE BOY VIDEO GAME COMPETITION.
IF I WIN, I GO TO WHIFFLE TOWN FOR THE FINALS.
SHOW YOURSELF OUT.
DAD!
TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN.
GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
MATH. I'VE GOT MULTIPLE CHOICE
DOWN TO A FINE ART.
A MASTERPIECE!
HISTORY. "DISCUSS THE PRESIDENT YOU ADMIRE MOST"
AND WHY."
GEORGE WASHINGTON. HE INVENTED THE DOLLAR BILL.
SCIENCE. "PREPARE A SIMPLE COMPOUND."
PIECE OF CAKE.
CHOCOLATE FUDGE. HOMEWORK'S DONE.
SUCK EGGS, WEASEL KID.
WHIFFLE BOY WINS AGAIN.
WAHOO!
VICTORY IS MINE.
YES!
YOU'RE RIGHT. VIDEO GAMES DO ROT YOUR BRAIN.
HEH HEH HEH.
I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
EDUCATIONAL TO WATCH.
YOU'RE ENTERING THE CONTEST, TOO.
YOU KNEW ALL ALONG.
YEAH, WELL...
SHOULDN'T YOU BE FIGHTING CRIME, DARKWING?
UH... IT'S A SLOW CRIME WEEK.
I'LL QUIT PLAYING JUST AS SOON AS I'M CALLED.
[RING]
HELLO. SORRY, WRONG NUMBER.
SEE? NOTHING HAPPENING.
HMM, THAT'S ODD.
IT'S FROM QUACKERJACK TOYS.
I THOUGHT HE WENT OUT OF BUSINESS.
I DID GO OUT OF BUSINESS.
IT'S ALL WHIFFLE BOY'S FAULT.
HE HAS MERCHANDISING TIE-INS.
HE HAS AN ADVERTISING BUDGET.
BUT QUACKERJACK HAS...
TOYS!
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
HA HA HA!
IT'S PLAYTIME!
♪ I LIKE COFFEE, I LIKE TEA ♪
♪ I LIKE TOYS, AND THEY LIKE ME ♪
♪ I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE ♪
♪ I SEE WHIFFLE BOY KICKED IN THE PANTS ♪♪
WHIFFLEMANIA'S BIGGER THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN HANDLE.
THE CONTEST AT THE MALL IS PROOF.
CONTEST?
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
A CHANCE TO TAKE THE WHIFFLE DOOFUS
OUT OF THE GAME.
PERMANENTLY!
PLAYTIME'S OVER.
[TICK TICK TICK]
WE GOT TO GET A NEW LINE OF WORK.
GOSALYN MALLARD TAKES THE LEAD.
NEXT UP, DRAKE MALLARD.
GOOD LUCK. NOT LIKE IT'LL MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
I DON'T NEED LUCK, LITTLE LADY.
I'M...
HOT.
LOW SCORE, SUCK EGGS.
HOT? YOU'RE SIZZLING.
HA HA HA!
IT'S PLAYTIME!
WHO'S THAT?
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT HE RUINED MY GAME.
DARKWING DUCK MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS.
A CRIME FIGHTER
IS NEVER FAR FROM A BROOM CLOSET.
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE BUBBLEGUM THAT, UH...
CLINGS TO YOUR... SHOE?
OH, DARKWING DUCK. YOU STAY OUT OF THIS.
THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE WHIFFLE WIMP.
WHAT'S HE DONE TO HURT YOU?
HE PUT ME, QUACKERJACK,
OUT OF BUSINESS.
I'M PUTTING YOU OUT OF COMMISSION.
HEE-YAH!
NO TOY CAN STOP DARKWING DUCK.
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
IT HAPPENS TO BE MOTORIZED.
♪ RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY ♪
♪ LIVE TO PLAY ANOTHER DAY ♪♪
I CAN'T GET OOOOUUUT!
I'M GETTING DIZZIER.
I'LL HELP YOU, DARKWING.
GOS, YOU'RE STEALING MY SHOW.
I WAS ABOUT TO DO THAT.
COME BACK AND FIGHT, CLOWN.
JACKS? THAT'S A SISSY GAME.
WHAT SISSY GAME? IT'S A CLASSIC.
HA HA HA!
I, UH... THAT SCARED HIM OFF.
WHIFFLE BOY IS SAFE ONCE AGAIN.
I'M THINKING PUBLICITY HERE.
TALK TO ME.
DARKWING DUCK IN OUR COMPETITION.
IT'S BIG.
RUN WITH IT, BABE.
YES!
♪ WE HAVE NO BANANAS ♪♪
I'M PAT. THIS IS PAT.
YOU THE COMPETITION. HOW ABOUT IT?
LET ME CHECK MY CALENDAR.
DARKWING DUCK WOULD BE DELIGHTED.
FAB. YOU AND THE KID. MAJOR SHOWDOWN.
WHO, PRAY TELL, MIGHT MY...
HA HA... WORTHY LITTLE ADVERSARY BE?
GOSALYN MALLARD!
I HOPE YOU WON'T BE TOO HARD ON ME.
I'LL HAVE TO PRACTICE HARD
TO BEAT SUCH A TALENTED PLAYER.
LET'S TAKE THIS GRUDGE MATCH TO WHIFFLE TOWN.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN, GOSALYN.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN.
THANKS FOR WARMING MY CROWD, KID.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN, GOSALYN.
GREETING, WHIFFLE TOWN.
HUH?
IT'S ONLY A FLESH WOUND.
SORRY YOUR OLD MAN COULDN'T BE HERE.
FOOD POISONING, YOU SAY?
HE'S AWFULLY DELICATE, YOU KNOW.
A SICKLY, WIMPY TYPE.
MOLECULAR DIGITIZER.
HOT STUFF.
WATCH CLOSELY. HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS.
AND THAT'S HOW WE GET WHIFFLE BOY.
AND SAVE A BUNDLE ON PROGRAMMING COSTS.
COOL. COOL.
TO YOUR LEFT, MOUNT WHIFFLE.
TO YOUR RIGHT, THE CONVENTION CENTER.
THE BANNER READS...
"WELCOME, GOSALYN"?
I'M THE STAR.
TO THE LEFT, YOU'LL SEE
A GIANT CRYING CHRISSY DOLL.
A GIANT CRYING CHRISSY DOLL?
MAMA.
WHAT'S A CRYING CHRISSY DOLL DOING IN WHIFFLE TOWN?
FLOODING IT.
MAMA.
HA HA HA!
IT'S PLAYTIME.
MAMA.
YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP, SNIFFLE BOY.
DO I HATE A CRYBABY.
I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO BAWL ABOUT.
EAT MORTAR DUST.
[COUGH COUGH]
SO IT'S TEARS YOU WANT?
THIS IS MORTAR. THAT WAS TEAR GAS.
OOPS.
WAY TO GO, DAD.
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I'M THE WRONG NUMBER THAT WAKES YOU AT 3 A.M.
I... AM...
SOAKED.
I HAD A CHRISSY DOLL AT THE ORPHANAGE.
WHOA!
COWABUNGA!
CHEAP DOLLS. THE HEAD ALWAYS WENT FIRST.
I HATE YOU AND YOUR PLAYMATES, WHIFFLE BOY.
CONGRATULATIONS. HIGHEST SCORE.
PROCEED TO THE ULTIMA LEVEL.
YOU'VE GOT POWER GLOVES
AND POWER BOOTS.
AND 5-D GLASSES.
FACE IT, YOU'RE HISTORY.
YOU'VE NEVER EVEN REACHED ULTIMA LEVEL.
IT'S NOT MUCH,
BUT MAYBE WE CAN WORK OUT AN INSTALLMENT PLAN.
MY DAD, TRYING TO BRIBE ME.
BRIBE?
CONSIDER IT A COST-OF-LIVING INCREASE
IN YOUR ALLOWANCE.
QUACKERJACK'S SURE TO SHOW UP.
I'M TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.
I'M ONLY IN THIS CONTEST SO I CAN APPREHEND HIM
WHEN HE SHOWS UP.
LIKE YOU DID TODAY?
GIVE ME THOSE.
GOSALYN, I ORDER YOU NOT TO GO.
I'M AFRAID SOME IMPORTANT PEOPLE
MAY FIND OUT YOUR TRUE IDENTITY.
YOU WOULDN'T.
TRY ME.
YOU'D DO THAT TO MOI?
WELL...
GOSALYN, BABE.
DARKWING, MY MAN.
COMPETITION TIME.
IN THIS CORNER...
FROM ST. CANARD...
THE CHARMING...
THE DANGEROUS...
GOSALYN MALLARD.
MY GLOVES. I CAN'T PLAY WITHOUT MY POWER GLOVES.
IN THIS CORNER...
THE ONE...
THE ONLY... DARKWING DUCK.
[APPLAUSE]
HEY!
THOSE ARE MY GLOVES.
WHY, YOU CHEATER, POWER GLOVE STEALER.
LET ME AT HIM.
YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE ON THE VID GRID.
FIRST, A SURPRISE.
THE MOLECULAR DIGITIZER.
WE'LL DIGITIZE WHIFFLE BOY RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES.
DON'T THEY KNOW VIDEO GAMES ROT YOUR BRAIN?
OH, GREAT. QUACKER CRUMB'S HERE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE...
HA HA HA!
PLAYTIME!
THEY CAN'T SEE YOU.
WHY, YOU'D THINK THEY HAD...
HOMING DEVICES.
NEXT.
[WHIMPERING]
OLE.
I HOPE YOU CROAK, YOU DESPICABLE DUCK.
MAMA!
YAAH!
DARKWING!
HELP!
THEY SHOULDN'T BE THERE.
DUH, MR. WIZARD. WHAT HAPPENED?
THE GUN MUST'VE SHORTED OUT. TOUGH BREAK.
GOOD THING IT'S ONLY A GAME.
YEOW!
VERY REALISTIC GAME.
WHAT A HORRIBLE FATE.
I CAN ALREADY FEEL MY BRAIN ROTTING.
GET HIM.
COULD IT BE?
YEOW!
AAH!
WHIFFLE, HELP ME OUT, WOULD YOU?
OHH, WHIFFLE GOT WALLOPED.
ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO.
HA HA HA!
YOU HATE WHIFFLE BOY AS MUCH AS I DO.
NOW, WALLOP HIM, PLAY PAL.
POOR DAD... I MEAN, DARKWING.
WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM OUT.
THE EXIT'S ON THE ULTIMA LEVEL.
ULTIMA LEVEL?
HE'S A GONER.
UNLESS WHIFFLE BOY HELPS.
GET HIM, GET HIM, GET HIM.
IT'S PLAYTIME!
I'M GETTING TO LIKE VIDEO GAMES.
SUCK GAS, WEASEL JERK.
THINGS DON'T WORK THE SAME IN HERE.
WHIFFLE, HO!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
HAPPY TRAILS, WEASEL KID.
WHIFFLE BOY WINS AGAIN.
THE WHIFFSTER IS BACK!
PROCEED TO NEXT LEVEL.
NO, YOU DON'T.
I GUESS YOU KNOW WHICH LEVEL THIS IS.
SPIDER ATTACK.
GROSS!
I KNOW JUST THE THING.
[COUGHS]
WE GOT TO WORK ON YOUR AIM.
OH!
I WAS KIDDING.
NICE SHOT.
SUCK EGGS, WEASEL KID. WHIFFLE BOY WINS AGAIN.
PROCEED TO NEXT LEVEL.
THE DREADED KUNG FU GIBBONS.
WHIFF, LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
[KUNG FU YELL]
I'LL HANDLE HIM.
YOU'VE ONLY GOT TWO LIVES LEFT.
HEE-YAH!
TRY YOUR NINJA NONSENSE ON MR. BANANA BRAIN.
MY FEATHERED FOP.
Ñ [TICK TICK TICK]
OOPS.
[EXPLOSION]
GOOD JOB, DARKWING.
WHIFFLE GOT WALLOPED.
TWO DOWN, ONE TO GO.
THIS ONE'S FOR THE WHIFFER.
GET HIM.
ABOUT TIME. WHERE WERE YOU?
HEE-YAH!
I MEANT TO DO THAT.
TOUGH BEANS, WEASEL KID.
WHIFFLE BOY WINS AGAIN.
PROCEED TO ULTIMA LEVEL.
ULTIMA LEVEL.
I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY GOTTEN THIS FAR.
WHIFFLE, HO!
WHIFFLE, YOU GET WHACKED AGAIN, AND IT'S CURTAINS.
DADDY WEASEL UNHAPPY.
YOU PICKED ON HIS BOY.
DADDY WEASEL?
HA HA HA HA.
WHIFFLE, HO!
NO! NO! NO!
OHH... MY LAST WHIFFLE.
DARKWING'S ON HIS OWN.
THAT'S JUST GREAT, WHIFF.
ABANDON ME,
YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
FASTER, FASTER.
HA HA HA HA!
JUMP, DARKWING, JUMP!
AHH!
OH. HELP ME. I'VE FALLEN,
AND I CAN'T GET UP.
JUST KIDDING.
OUCH.
YEAH, YEAH.
THEY FELL FOR THE OLD LAME DUCK ROUTINE.
I'LL GET YOU.
CAN WE GET HIM NOW?
SURE. UNLESS GAITER GAL GETS HIM FIRST.
THAT'S THE WAY OUT?
NICE DOGGY.
NICE BELLY FLOP, SPORT.
TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME.
AHA!
AAH!
DON'T LOOK, DAD.
IT'S NOT PRETTY.
[QUACKERJACK] I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME.
BABE, CONGRATS. I THINK.
YOU WON. I GUESS.
WELL, DARKWING HELPED A LITTLE.
LET'S CALL IT A TIE.
SMILE.
PHOTO OP.
LET'S NOT LET ANYTHING COME BETWEEN US AGAIN.
I'LL TAKE IT FOR YOU.
IT'S MINE.
I'LL TAKE IT.