♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
[RADIO] IT'S ANOTHER HOT SCORCHER,
THE 25th DAY OF THIS HEAT WAVE.
SPEAKING OF HOT, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
THAT'S BURNING UP THE CHARTS.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
OOPS.
HOW GOES THE PLUMBING, DRAKESTER?
UH, FINE, FINE.
THE ORIGINAL MR. FIX-IT HAS IT ALL UNDER CONTROL.
WHOA! HO HO!
HO HO!
[GASP]
WHOA HO HO HO!
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED A 3/4 PINCKNEY FLANGE.
DO I TELL YOU HOW TO LAY SIDEWALKS?
COMING THROUGH.
NOTHING'S BETTER FOR THE BEVERAGE BIZ
THAN A HEAT WAVE.
BUT WHY TAKE CHANCES?
HOW ABOUT SOME COMPLIMENTARY POTATO CHIPS, SIR?
COMPLIMENT-ERARY?
WHY, SURE.
[FIRE ALARM RINGS]
[COUGHING]
MINERAL WATER, $1.00 A CUP. WHAT A BARGAIN!
SAY IT WITH ME.
WHAT A BARGAIN.
NATURAL MINERAL WATER...
FROM THE TAP, NATURALLY.
BEHOLD, ONE AND ALL.
GASP IN AMAZEMENT AT THE MASTERPIECE
OF A TRUE PLUMBING GENIUS.
UH! AAH!
GENIUS!
LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE
A 3/4 PINCKNEY FLANGE, DRAKEROO.
I KNOW THAT. YOU THINK I WAS BORN YESTERDAY?
I'VE GOT BUCKETS OF FLANGES INSIDE.
LAUNCHPAD, WHAT'S A PINCKNEY FLANGE?
OH, BOY!SOFT COPY WITH TOM LOCKJAW.
AT THE EXPENSIVE LA GRANDE YUPPE,
PATRONS FOUND THAT EVEN THE RICH AND BEAUTIFUL.
CAN'T ESCAPE THE PLAGUE OF DISGUSTING WATER.
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
IT TASTED LIKE MUSTY CORDUROY PANTS.
IT WAS MORE LIKE SCORCHED INSECTS.
OR REALLY CHEAP ZINFANDEL.
EWW. EWW.
BUD FLOOD, OWNER OF FLOOD WATER BOTTLING COMPANY,
IS A FOREMOST LEADER IN WATER PHYSICS.
[FEEDBACK]
THE PROBLEM IS BAD-TASTING MOLECULES.
THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE DINOSAUR DAYS.
HAVE WORKED THEIR WAY.
INTO THE REGULAR WATER MOLECULES OF...
MOST OF MY COMPETITORS.
EWW! I WOULDN'T WANT TO DRINK THOSE.
[APPLAUSE] [CHEERING]
AND WITH BUD FLOOD SPARKLING CRYSTAL-PURE FLOOD WATER,
I'LL NEVER HAVE TO.
♪ IT TASTES SO GOOD ♪
♪ WE THINK YOU OUGHTER ♪
♪ DRINK SPARKING CRYSTAL-PURE FLOOD WATER ♪♪
AHH.
THAT MAY BE, BUT OFFICIALS SUSPECT.
SOMEONE'S BEEN BEFOULING OUR BOTTLED WATERS.
BEFOULED? NOBODY BEFOULS THE DRINKING WATER OF ST. CANARD
WHILE I'M AROUND.
THIS IS A JOB FOR DARKWING DUCK!
THIS IS A JOB FOR LAWRENCE OF ARABIA.
I'LL SAY. IT'S HOTTER THAN A MONKEY'S UNCLE.
LET'S STOP BY BEVERAGE KING.
THEY'VE GOT LOTS OF DRINKS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, EVERYTHING'S SOLD OUT?
EVERYTHING THAT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE MUD.
IT SEEMS BUD FLOOD'S WATER'S STILL A HOT SELLER,
AS WELL AS OUR FAVORITE, CUCKOO FIZZY WATER.
ONE OF THEM WILL BE THE NEXT BOTTLER
BLIGHTED BY THIS BEVERAGE-BEFOULING BANDIT.
SLOP, SLOP, FIZZ, FIZZ.
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I'M THE PARKING METER THAT EXPIRES WHILE YOU SHOP.
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
IT'S BUD FLOOD!
♪ BUD, BUD, BUD, BUDDY FLOOD ♪♪
THAT'S RIGHT, LAUNCHPAD.
FLOOD'S BEEN POLLUTING HIS COMPETITORS' WATERS
SO HIS ALONE WILL BE THE ONLY DRINKABLE DRINK.
IT'S THE ULTIMATE IN ADVERTISING.
WOULD YOU RATHER DRINK MY PURE MOUNTAIN MAGIC
OR A BIG, FAT MONKEY BRAIN?
HMM. YOUR MOUNTAIN MAGIC, OF COURSE,
BUT YOU'RE STILL GOING UP THE RIVER,
MR. TASTE...
AAH!
TEST.
HELP ME! I'M MELTING!
DON'T BE SUCH A BABY, FLOOD.
IT'S ONLY...
WATER.
WHERE DID HE GO?
CASES ARE SO MUCH EASIER
WHEN THE BAD GUY OFFS HIMSELF.
[RADIO] AFTER 26 DAYS OF THIS HEAT WAVE,
WE'RE STRUGGLING TO KEEP OUR LAWNS ALIVE.
SPEAKING OF LAWNS,
HERE'S DARLIN', I LAWN FOR YOU.
MR. MUDDLEFOOT, I'M FROM BETTER THAN YOUR HOME AND GARDEN MAGAZINE.
COULD I PHOTOGRAPH YOUR SPRINKLER SYSTEM FOR OUR COVER?
SURE THING, SPUD. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
OH, A PLUMBING SPECTACULAR
TO RIVAL THE IMPERIAL FOUNTAINS OF SODA JERK. OOH!
I'VE GOT YOUR PLUMBING SPECTACULAR RIGHT HERE.
GET A LOAD OF THIS!
COME ON, COME ON.
WHOOSH, WHOOSH, WATER, SPLASH. LET'S GO!
HAVE YOU TRIED A PINCKNEY FLANGE?
I DON'T NEED NO PINCKNEY FLANGE.
I'M HANDY. I'M RESOURCEFUL. I'M AMBIDEXTROUS.
COWABUNGA!
PPOUUKK!
I'M...
GOING SHOPPING.
PLUMBER JUNCTION, DRAINS "R" US,
INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF HOSE.
YOU'D THINK SOMEBODY WOULD CARRY A 3/4 PINCKNEY FLANGE.
HEY!
WHAT'S GOING ON? WHO ARE YOU?
♪ WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? WHO COULD HE BE? ♪
[HUMMING BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC]
I WAS A MEAGER BUT BRILLIANT BOTTLED WATER SALESMAN
IN THE BEAUTIFUL BURG OF ST. CANARD.
♪ SAINT, SAINT, SAINT, ST. CANARD ♪
ENOUGH OF THIS SONG AND DANCE!
YOU MEAN YOU'RE...
CORRECTION... I WAS BUD FLOOD...
♪ BUD, BUD, BUD, BUDDY FLOOD ♪
BEFORE YOU MERCILESSLY THREW ME
INTO THAT CONTAMINATED VAT OF WATER.
THREW YOU? YOU FELL INTO THE VAT.
I WASN'T RESPONSIBLE.
WE EVEN TRIED TO SAVE YOU.
NEVERTHELESS, I BECAME THE NEW AND IMPROVED MASTER
OF ALL LIQUIDS...
THE LIQUIDATOR.
♪ HE'S WET AND HE'S COOL ♪
♪ HE'S REALLY HIP ♪
♪ HE MAY BE MADE OF WATER ♪
♪ BUT HE'S NO DRIP ♪
♪ DOO WAH ♪
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
THE WET LOOK IS OUT.
EWW!
YECCHH!
ARE YOUR MUSCLES SORE, TIRED, ACHING?
TRY LIQUIDATOR BRAND DEEP HEATING RUB.
OOH, WATER. I'M REALLY SCARED.
YEOW! THAT'S HOT!
NOT JUST HOT,
BOILING!
♪ BOILING WATER ♪
♪ THAT STUFF'S HOT ♪
♪ LIKE A BIG RED LOBSTER IN A POT ♪♪
AHH...
LOOKS LIKE THIS DUCK'S GOOSE IS COOKED.
HERE IN ST. CANARD'S SEWERS,
WE'VE SURROUNDED A LOCAL CRIME FIGHTER
WITH A WALL OF BOILING WATER.
D.W.?
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
AAH! LOBSTER WOMEN!
NEVER MIND THE SEAFOOD.
YOU SQUISHED THE BAD GUY.
I... I DID?
GRRRRRR!
THIS IS NO ORDINARY PUDDLE OF WATER.
GRRRRRR!
PURSUE THAT PERPETRATING PUDDLE.
COME ON!
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
FOLLOW THAT PIPE!
♪ FOLLOW THAT PIPE ♪
GO ON, GET OUT. GET OUT.
OW!
THERE.
ALL WE GOT TO DO IS TRACK THIS PIPE TO ITS END,
AND WE'LL HAVE HIM.
THE ST. CANARD WATERWORKS!
DON'T WORRY. LITTLE DOES THE DEMENTED DRIP KNOW
HE'S MATCHING WITS WITH THE PRINCE OF PLUMBING.
HEY!
WHAT THE...
WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?
THE FEATHERED FAVORITE EASILY FOILS
THE FIENDISH FLUID'S FELONIOUS FLIGHT.
BUT LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE WATERWORKS.
IT MAY NOT LOOK GREAT,
BUT THERE ARE NO LEAKS.
WHO'D THINK STOPPING A WATERY VILLAIN WAS SO HARD?
HARD? DARKWING DUCK, YOU'VE GIVEN ME A STUNNING SLANT
FOR MY NEW ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN...
HARD WATER!
HUH?
BINKIE, WE GOT A PROBLEM.
THIS IS HARD WATER.
AS IS ALL THE WATER IN ST. CANARD.
SO HAVE A DRINK... ON ME.
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
GEE, THIS WATER'S NOT HARD.
♪ WE CAN DRINK THE BAY, NYAH NYAH ♪♪
OH, NO, YOU CAN'T.
WELL, THIS IS HIGHLY UNUSUAL.
WE'RE STUCK!
I KNOW.
ARE YOU DRY, PARCHED,
CRAVING SOMETHING WET AND WILD?
CAN'T SEEM TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST
WITH ORDINARY TAP RUBBER?
TRY SPARKLING CRYSTAL-PURE FLOOD WATER,
NOW ON SALE FOR THE UNBELIEVABLY LOW PRICE
OF $5,000 A BOTTLE.
[GULP]
AHH!
IT'S GOOD.
DARKWING DUCK'S FAITHFUL SIDEKICK
VAINLY ATTEMPTS TO FREE HIMSELF
OF THE RUBBERY BLOB WHICH WAS AUDUBON BAY.
LUCKILY, OUR FLAPPING TERROR
POSSESSES THE VERY LATEST IN CRIME-BUSTING TECHNOLOGY...
A 200-HORSEPOWER THING CUTTER.
ADIOS, THING CUTTER.
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
JUST FOLLOW ME.
UHH! UHH! UHH! UHH!
GEE, D.W., MAYBE IT'S NOT THE BEST DAY
TO GO BOUNCING UP A 95-STORY BUILDING.
96. WE WON'T BE BOUNCING LONG.
THE IMPACT SHOULD SHATTER THE HARDENED WATER.
NOW, ON MY COMMAND...
HOPE THIS DOESN'T HURT...
JUMP!
WHOA! OHH!
AAH! AAH!
IT HURT.
LAUNCHPAD, WE'RE GOING TO VISIT
THE LIQUIDATOR'S BOTTLING FACTORY.
BUT FIRST, I THINK I'VE GOT A WAY
TO BEAT THIS HEAT.
HA HA HA! MY MINERAL WATER
IS SELLING LIKE HOT CAKES.
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE SOAP SCUM THAT LINES YOUR BATHTUB.
I AM...
HA HA HA HA!
OH, I LOVE YOUR NEW SUMMER COSTUME.
THANK YOU, MR. DUCKWELL.
SO NOW WE'RE FASHION EXPERTS, ARE WE?
I'M SORRY. YOU REMIND ME OF MY COUSIN MORTY
IN THAT GETUP.
GIRLS WOULD NEVER TALK TO HIM.
AHA, BUT MORTY PROBABLY WASN'T VERY HANDY WITH...
A COMMON CLEANING SPONGE!
[GASP]
AWAY GOES LIQUI, DOWN THE DRAIN.
NOW, LAUNCHPAD! NOW!
HEY! WHAT THE...
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN YOUR PIPES.
I'M THE HAIRBALL THAT CLOGS YOUR DRAIN.
I AM THE ORIGINAL MR. FIX-IT!
AND YOU'RE IN HOT WATER, LIQUI.
L.P., STEAM HIS COLLAR.
TEMPERATURE GOING UP. HEH HEH.
WHOA.
AHH, EVAPORATION DOES SUCH WONDERS FOR MY SKIN.
REMEMBER WHEN YOU LEFT THE EMPTY COFFEEPOT ON THE BURNER?
I THINK THIS IS WORSE.
[GASP]
[TOOT]
O.K., SO I'M A LOUSY PLUMBER.
SO SUE ME, ALREADY!
I NEVER GET THAT UNSIGHTLY SCORCHED LOOK.
LATER.
THE FREEZER. THAT'S JUST DANDY.
LET'S SEE HIM GET OUT OF THERE.
WELL, THAT'S CREATIVE.
UHH! IT'S LIKE EATING SOUP WITH A FORK.
EVEN IN TEMPERATURES OF 50-BELOW,
THE NEW IMPROVED LIQUIDATOR
KEEPS ON RUNNING.
OR LURCHING SLUGGISHLY, AS THE CASE MAY BE.
ONCE I THAW, YOU'RE AQUA... DUCK.
AS MUCH AS I HATE CRUSHED ICE...
THAT REALLY HIT THE SPOT.
O.K., LIQUIDATOR, MAKE THE WATER WET AGAIN,
OR I'LL SCOOP YOU INTO SNOW CONES FOR THE KIDS.
YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU GOT IT...
WET WATER.
QUICK, INTO THE SEWER!
EVERYBODY KNOWS ACTIVE BODIES GET THIRSTIER QUICKER.
RUN!
WE GOT TO FIND A WAY OUT!
HEY, I DROPPED THIS TODAY.
I KNOW WHERE WE ARE.
HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
A PINCKNEY FLANGE. 3/4, TOO.
MY CASH FLOW'S DOWN THE DRAIN
UNLESS I GET WATER FLOW.
KEEN DARE!
SPOT ME A COLD ONE?
UH-UH. $2.00, PLEASE.
AH, $2.00. A GIRL AFTER MY OWN HEART.
BUT WATCH HOW A SEASONED PRO OPERATES.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU SLIMY DRIPS!
TAKE HER BACK TO THE FACTORY.
I COULD USE ANOTHER ENTERPRISING INDIVIDUAL.
FAT CHANCE, MR. WATER HEAD.
YEAH, FAT CHANCE, MR. WATER HEAD.
CONCRETE, SHMONCRETE.
THE LIQUIDATOR CONTINUES GOING MILE AFTER MILE.
[CRACKLING]
OF COURSE, MILEAGE... MAY... VARY.
THIS COULD BE HARDER THAN YOU THOUGHT.
AAH!
TRY TO KIDNAP ME, WILL YOU?
EAT SNEAKER!
[TOOT TOOT]
YOU'RE RIGHT, BINKIE.
IT DOES MAKE A NICE CENTERPIECE.
MR. MALLARD, COULD I GET SOME SHOTS
OF YOUR PLUMBING SPECTACULAR
FOR OUR SWIMSUIT ISSUE?
GO AHEAD, MY GOOD MAN.
MONDO SPRINKLER SYSTEM, MR. FIX-IT.
YEAH, AND I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT THAT PINCKNEY FLANGE
OR MY OLD PAL LIQUI.