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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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[RADIO] IT'S ANOTHER
HOT SCORCHER,
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THE 25th DAY OF THIS HEAT WAVE.
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SPEAKING OF HOT,
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
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THAT'S BURNING UP THE CHARTS.
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[MUSIC PLAYS]
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OOPS.
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HOW GOES THE
PLUMBING, DRAKESTER?
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UH, FINE, FINE.
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THE ORIGINAL MR. FIX-IT
HAS IT ALL UNDER CONTROL.
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WHOA! HO HO!
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HO HO!
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[GASP]
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WHOA HO HO HO!
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IT LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED
A 3/4 PINCKNEY FLANGE.
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DO I TELL YOU HOW
TO LAY SIDEWALKS?
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COMING THROUGH.
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NOTHING'S BETTER
FOR THE BEVERAGE BIZ
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THAN A HEAT WAVE.
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BUT WHY TAKE CHANCES?
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HOW ABOUT SOME COMPLIMENTARY
POTATO CHIPS, SIR?
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COMPLIMENT-ERARY?
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WHY, SURE.
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[FIRE ALARM RINGS]
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[COUGHING]
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MINERAL WATER, $1.00 A CUP.
WHAT A BARGAIN!
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SAY IT WITH ME.
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WHAT A BARGAIN.
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WHAT A BARGAIN.
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NATURAL MINERAL WATER...
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FROM THE TAP, NATURALLY.
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BEHOLD, ONE AND ALL.
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GASP IN AMAZEMENT
AT THE MASTERPIECE
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OF A TRUE PLUMBING GENIUS.
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UH! AAH!
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GENIUS!
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LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE
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A 3/4 PINCKNEY FLANGE, DRAKEROO.
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I KNOW THAT.
YOU THINK I WAS BORN YESTERDAY?
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I'VE GOT BUCKETS
OF FLANGES INSIDE.
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LAUNCHPAD,
WHAT'S A PINCKNEY FLANGE?
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OH, BOY!SOFT COPY
WITH TOM LOCKJAW.
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AT THE EXPENSIVE
LA GRANDE YUPPE,
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PATRONS FOUND THAT EVEN
THE RICH AND BEAUTIFUL.
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CAN'T ESCAPE THE PLAGUE
OF DISGUSTING WATER.
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IT WAS HORRIBLE.
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IT TASTED LIKE MUSTY
CORDUROY PANTS.
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IT WAS MORE LIKE
SCORCHED INSECTS.
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OR REALLY CHEAP ZINFANDEL.
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EWW. EWW.
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BUD FLOOD, OWNER OF FLOOD
WATER BOTTLING COMPANY,
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IS A FOREMOST LEADER
IN WATER PHYSICS.
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[FEEDBACK]
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THE PROBLEM IS
BAD-TASTING MOLECULES.
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THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND
SINCE DINOSAUR DAYS.
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HAVE WORKED THEIR WAY.
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INTO THE REGULAR
WATER MOLECULES OF...
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MOST OF MY COMPETITORS.
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EWW! I WOULDN'T
WANT TO DRINK THOSE.
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[APPLAUSE] [CHEERING]
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AND WITH BUD FLOOD SPARKLING
CRYSTAL-PURE FLOOD WATER,
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I'LL NEVER HAVE TO.
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♪ IT TASTES SO GOOD ♪
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♪ WE THINK YOU OUGHTER ♪
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♪ DRINK SPARKING
CRYSTAL-PURE FLOOD WATER ♪♪
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AHH.
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THAT MAY BE,
BUT OFFICIALS SUSPECT.
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SOMEONE'S BEEN BEFOULING
OUR BOTTLED WATERS.
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BEFOULED? NOBODY BEFOULS THE
DRINKING WATER OF ST. CANARD
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WHILE I'M AROUND.
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THIS IS A JOB FOR DARKWING DUCK!
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THIS IS A JOB FOR
LAWRENCE OF ARABIA.
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I'LL SAY.
IT'S HOTTER THAN A MONKEY'S UNCLE.
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LET'S STOP BY BEVERAGE KING.
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THEY'VE GOT LOTS OF DRINKS.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
EVERYTHING'S SOLD OUT?
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EVERYTHING THAT
DOESN'T TASTE LIKE MUD.
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IT SEEMS BUD FLOOD'S
WATER'S STILL A HOT SELLER,
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AS WELL AS OUR FAVORITE,
CUCKOO FIZZY WATER.
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ONE OF THEM WILL
BE THE NEXT BOTTLER
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BLIGHTED BY THIS
BEVERAGE-BEFOULING BANDIT.
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SLOP, SLOP, FIZZ, FIZZ.
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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I'M THE PARKING METER THAT
EXPIRES WHILE YOU SHOP.
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I AM DARKWING DUCK!
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IT'S BUD FLOOD!
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♪ BUD, BUD, BUD, BUDDY FLOOD ♪♪
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THAT'S RIGHT, LAUNCHPAD.
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FLOOD'S BEEN POLLUTING
HIS COMPETITORS' WATERS
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SO HIS ALONE WILL BE THE
ONLY DRINKABLE DRINK.
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IT'S THE ULTIMATE
IN ADVERTISING.
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WOULD YOU RATHER DRINK
MY PURE MOUNTAIN MAGIC
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OR A BIG, FAT MONKEY BRAIN?
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HMM. YOUR MOUNTAIN
MAGIC, OF COURSE,
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BUT YOU'RE STILL
GOING UP THE RIVER,
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MR. TASTE...
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AAH!
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TEST.
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HELP ME! I'M MELTING!
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DON'T BE SUCH A BABY, FLOOD.
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IT'S ONLY...
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WATER.
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WHERE DID HE GO?
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CASES ARE SO MUCH EASIER
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WHEN THE BAD GUY OFFS HIMSELF.
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[RADIO] AFTER 26 DAYS
OF THIS HEAT WAVE,
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WE'RE STRUGGLING TO
KEEP OUR LAWNS ALIVE.
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SPEAKING OF LAWNS,
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HERE'S DARLIN', I LAWN FOR YOU.
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MR. MUDDLEFOOT, I'M FROM BETTER
THAN YOUR HOME AND GARDEN MAGAZINE.
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COULD I PHOTOGRAPH YOUR
SPRINKLER SYSTEM FOR OUR COVER?
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SURE THING, SPUD.
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
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OH, A PLUMBING SPECTACULAR
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TO RIVAL THE IMPERIAL
FOUNTAINS OF SODA JERK. OOH!
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I'VE GOT YOUR PLUMBING
SPECTACULAR RIGHT HERE.
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GET A LOAD OF THIS!
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COME ON, COME ON.
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WHOOSH, WHOOSH, WATER, SPLASH.
LET'S GO!
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HAVE YOU TRIED A
PINCKNEY FLANGE?
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I DON'T NEED NO PINCKNEY FLANGE.
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I'M HANDY. I'M RESOURCEFUL.
I'M AMBIDEXTROUS.
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COWABUNGA!
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PPOUUKK!
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I'M...
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GOING SHOPPING.
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PLUMBER JUNCTION, DRAINS "R" US,
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INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF HOSE.
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YOU'D THINK SOMEBODY WOULD
CARRY A 3/4 PINCKNEY FLANGE.
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HEY!
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WHAT'S GOING ON? WHO ARE YOU?
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♪ WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHO COULD HE BE? ♪
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[HUMMING BATTLE HYMN
OF THE REPUBLIC]
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I WAS A MEAGER BUT BRILLIANT
BOTTLED WATER SALESMAN
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IN THE BEAUTIFUL BURG OF ST.
CANARD.
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♪ SAINT, SAINT, SAINT, ST.
CANARD ♪
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ENOUGH OF THIS SONG AND DANCE!
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YOU MEAN YOU'RE...
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CORRECTION... I WAS BUD FLOOD...
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♪ BUD, BUD, BUD, BUDDY FLOOD ♪
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BEFORE YOU MERCILESSLY THREW ME
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INTO THAT CONTAMINATED
VAT OF WATER.
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THREW YOU?
YOU FELL INTO THE VAT.
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I WASN'T RESPONSIBLE.
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WE EVEN TRIED TO SAVE YOU.
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NEVERTHELESS,
I BECAME THE NEW AND IMPROVED MASTER
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OF ALL LIQUIDS...
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THE LIQUIDATOR.
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♪ HE'S WET AND HE'S COOL ♪
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♪ HE'S REALLY HIP ♪
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♪ HE MAY BE MADE OF WATER ♪
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♪ BUT HE'S NO DRIP ♪
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♪ DOO WAH ♪
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HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
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THE WET LOOK IS OUT.
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EWW!
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YECCHH!
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ARE YOUR MUSCLES
SORE, TIRED, ACHING?
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TRY LIQUIDATOR BRAND
DEEP HEATING RUB.
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OOH, WATER. I'M REALLY SCARED.
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YEOW! THAT'S HOT!
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NOT JUST HOT,
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BOILING!
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♪ BOILING WATER ♪
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♪ THAT STUFF'S HOT ♪
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♪ LIKE A BIG RED
LOBSTER IN A POT ♪♪
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AHH...
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LOOKS LIKE THIS DUCK'S
GOOSE IS COOKED.
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HERE IN ST. CANARD'S SEWERS,
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WE'VE SURROUNDED A
LOCAL CRIME FIGHTER
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WITH A WALL OF BOILING WATER.
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D.W.?
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D.W.?
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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AAH! LOBSTER WOMEN!
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NEVER MIND THE SEAFOOD.
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YOU SQUISHED THE BAD GUY.
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I... I DID?
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GRRRRRR!
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THIS IS NO ORDINARY
PUDDLE OF WATER.
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GRRRRRR!
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GRRRRRR!
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PURSUE THAT PERPETRATING PUDDLE.
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COME ON!
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AH HA HA HA HA HA!
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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FOLLOW THAT PIPE!
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♪ FOLLOW THAT PIPE ♪
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GO ON, GET OUT. GET OUT.
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OW!
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THERE.
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ALL WE GOT TO DO IS TRACK
THIS PIPE TO ITS END,
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AND WE'LL HAVE HIM.
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THE ST. CANARD WATERWORKS!
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DON'T WORRY.
LITTLE DOES THE DEMENTED DRIP KNOW
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HE'S MATCHING WITS WITH
THE PRINCE OF PLUMBING.
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HEY!
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WHAT THE...
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WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?
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THE FEATHERED
FAVORITE EASILY FOILS
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THE FIENDISH FLUID'S
FELONIOUS FLIGHT.
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BUT LOOK WHAT YOU DID
TO THE WATERWORKS.
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IT MAY NOT LOOK GREAT,
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BUT THERE ARE NO LEAKS.
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WHO'D THINK STOPPING A
WATERY VILLAIN WAS SO HARD?
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HARD? DARKWING DUCK,
YOU'VE GIVEN ME A STUNNING SLANT
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FOR MY NEW ADVERTISING
CAMPAIGN...
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HARD WATER!
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HUH?
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BINKIE, WE GOT A PROBLEM.
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THIS IS HARD WATER.
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AS IS ALL THE WATER IN ST.
CANARD.
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SO HAVE A DRINK... ON ME.
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AAH!
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AAH! AAH!
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GEE, THIS WATER'S NOT HARD.
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♪ WE CAN DRINK THE
BAY, NYAH NYAH ♪♪
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OH, NO, YOU CAN'T.
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WELL, THIS IS HIGHLY UNUSUAL.
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WE'RE STUCK!
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I KNOW.
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ARE YOU DRY, PARCHED,
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CRAVING SOMETHING WET AND WILD?
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CAN'T SEEM TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST
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WITH ORDINARY TAP RUBBER?
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TRY SPARKLING
CRYSTAL-PURE FLOOD WATER,
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NOW ON SALE FOR THE
UNBELIEVABLY LOW PRICE
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OF $5,000 A BOTTLE.
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[GULP]
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AHH!
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IT'S GOOD.
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DARKWING DUCK'S
FAITHFUL SIDEKICK
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VAINLY ATTEMPTS TO FREE HIMSELF
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OF THE RUBBERY BLOB
WHICH WAS AUDUBON BAY.
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LUCKILY, OUR FLAPPING TERROR
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POSSESSES THE VERY LATEST IN
CRIME-BUSTING TECHNOLOGY...
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A 200-HORSEPOWER THING CUTTER.
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ADIOS, THING CUTTER.
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WHERE ARE WE GOING?
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JUST FOLLOW ME.
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UHH! UHH! UHH! UHH!
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GEE, D.W.,
MAYBE IT'S NOT THE BEST DAY
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TO GO BOUNCING UP A
95-STORY BUILDING.
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96. WE WON'T BE BOUNCING LONG.
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THE IMPACT SHOULD SHATTER
THE HARDENED WATER.
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NOW, ON MY COMMAND...
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HOPE THIS DOESN'T HURT...
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JUMP!
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WHOA! OHH!
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AAH! AAH!
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IT HURT.
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LAUNCHPAD, WE'RE GOING TO VISIT
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THE LIQUIDATOR'S
BOTTLING FACTORY.
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BUT FIRST,
I THINK I'VE GOT A WAY
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TO BEAT THIS HEAT.
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HA HA HA! MY MINERAL WATER
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IS SELLING LIKE HOT CAKES.
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
285
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I AM THE SOAP SCUM THAT
LINES YOUR BATHTUB.
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I AM...
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HA HA HA HA!
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OH, I LOVE YOUR
NEW SUMMER COSTUME.
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THANK YOU, MR. DUCKWELL.
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SO NOW WE'RE FASHION
EXPERTS, ARE WE?
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I'M SORRY.
YOU REMIND ME OF MY COUSIN MORTY
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IN THAT GETUP.
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GIRLS WOULD NEVER TALK TO HIM.
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AHA, BUT MORTY PROBABLY
WASN'T VERY HANDY WITH...
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A COMMON CLEANING SPONGE!
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[GASP]
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AWAY GOES LIQUI, DOWN THE DRAIN.
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NOW, LAUNCHPAD! NOW!
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HEY! WHAT THE...
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN YOUR PIPES.
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I'M THE HAIRBALL THAT
CLOGS YOUR DRAIN.
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I AM THE ORIGINAL MR. FIX-IT!
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AND YOU'RE IN HOT WATER, LIQUI.
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L.P., STEAM HIS COLLAR.
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TEMPERATURE GOING UP. HEH HEH.
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WHOA.
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AHH, EVAPORATION DOES
SUCH WONDERS FOR MY SKIN.
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REMEMBER WHEN YOU LEFT THE
EMPTY COFFEEPOT ON THE BURNER?
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I THINK THIS IS WORSE.
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[GASP]
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[TOOT]
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O.K., SO I'M A LOUSY PLUMBER.
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SO SUE ME, ALREADY!
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I NEVER GET THAT
UNSIGHTLY SCORCHED LOOK.
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LATER.
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THE FREEZER. THAT'S JUST DANDY.
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LET'S SEE HIM GET OUT OF THERE.
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WELL, THAT'S CREATIVE.
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UHH! IT'S LIKE EATING
SOUP WITH A FORK.
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EVEN IN TEMPERATURES
OF 50-BELOW,
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THE NEW IMPROVED LIQUIDATOR
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KEEPS ON RUNNING.
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OR LURCHING SLUGGISHLY,
AS THE CASE MAY BE.
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ONCE I THAW, YOU'RE AQUA...
DUCK.
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AS MUCH AS I HATE CRUSHED ICE...
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THAT REALLY HIT THE SPOT.
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O.K., LIQUIDATOR,
MAKE THE WATER WET AGAIN,
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00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:29,250
OR I'LL SCOOP YOU INTO
SNOW CONES FOR THE KIDS.
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00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:37,999
YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU GOT IT...
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WET WATER.
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QUICK, INTO THE SEWER!
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EVERYBODY KNOWS ACTIVE
BODIES GET THIRSTIER QUICKER.
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RUN!
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WE GOT TO FIND A WAY OUT!
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HEY, I DROPPED THIS TODAY.
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I KNOW WHERE WE ARE.
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00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,165
HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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A PINCKNEY FLANGE. 3/4, TOO.
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00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:19,874
MY CASH FLOW'S DOWN THE DRAIN
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00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:22,875
UNLESS I GET WATER FLOW.
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KEEN DARE!
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SPOT ME A COLD ONE?
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00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,582
UH-UH. $2.00, PLEASE.
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00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:43,457
AH, $2.00.
A GIRL AFTER MY OWN HEART.
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00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:49,083
BUT WATCH HOW A
SEASONED PRO OPERATES.
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00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,707
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:57,207
GET AWAY FROM ME,
YOU SLIMY DRIPS!
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00:20:57,208 --> 00:21:00,290
TAKE HER BACK TO THE FACTORY.
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00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:03,165
I COULD USE ANOTHER
ENTERPRISING INDIVIDUAL.
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FAT CHANCE, MR. WATER HEAD.
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YEAH, FAT CHANCE,
MR. WATER HEAD.
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CONCRETE, SHMONCRETE.
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THE LIQUIDATOR CONTINUES
GOING MILE AFTER MILE.
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[CRACKLING]
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OF COURSE, MILEAGE...
MAY... VARY.
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00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,999
THIS COULD BE HARDER
THAN YOU THOUGHT.
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AAH!
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TRY TO KIDNAP ME, WILL YOU?
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00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,582
EAT SNEAKER!
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00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,125
[TOOT TOOT]
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YOU'RE RIGHT, BINKIE.
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00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,583
IT DOES MAKE A NICE CENTERPIECE.
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MR. MALLARD,
COULD I GET SOME SHOTS
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OF YOUR PLUMBING SPECTACULAR
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FOR OUR SWIMSUIT ISSUE?
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GO AHEAD, MY GOOD MAN.
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00:21:58,291 --> 00:22:01,415
MONDO SPRINKLER
SYSTEM, MR. FIX-IT.
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00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:04,957
YEAH,
AND I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
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WITHOUT THAT PINCKNEY FLANGE
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00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:10,833
OR MY OLD PAL LIQUI.