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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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NO PLACE QUITE LIKE THE
BEACH, EH, GOS?

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I'LL SAY. THE ONLY PLACE
THAT HASN'T BEEN PAVED.

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AH, THE SMELL OF THE SEA,

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THE WIND IN YOUR HAIR,

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THE... WHOOO-WAA-OOOH!

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THE DANGEROUS
HALF-BURIED DEBRIS.

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WHOA! STEEL-BELTED...

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NOW THERE'S A KEEPER.

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OOOH!

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WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE
BEACH, DAD?

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THERE'S SO MUCH JUNK,

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I CAN'T EVEN FIND THE SAND.

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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
TRASH LIKE THIS?

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NOT SINCE THE LAST TIME
I WAS IN YOUR ROOM.

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HEY, MY ROOM IS ORGANIZED CHAOS,

44
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BUT THIS IS SERIOUS
ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION.

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GOSALYN,
I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING.

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WHO'S OVERREACTING?!

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THIS PLACE IS DISGUSTING.

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IT'S A BLIGHT ON THE
FACE OF THE PLANET EARTH!

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NOW, NOW,
IT'S JUST A LITTLE LITTER.

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A LITTLE LITTER?!

51
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AND THE GRAND CANYON
IS JUST A LITTLE DITCH!

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AND THE NORTH POLE IS
JUST A LITTLE CHILLY

53
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AND NAPOLEON WAS JUST
A LITTLE DICTATOR!

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YES, DEAR. HE WAS.

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AND I THINK YOU'RE BLOWING
THIS OUT OF PROPORTION.

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WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LAY
AROUND DOING NOTHING.

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I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING.

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THAT'S NICE, SWEETHEART.

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JUST DON'T MAIM ANYONE.

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GOSALYN MALLARD, GIRL OF ACTION,

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PATROLS THE BEACH,
DETERMINED TO CATCH ANY POLLUTERS

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AND MAKE THEM PAY.

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LITTERBUG! THREE O'CLOCK.

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GOSALYN, NO!

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CODE RED!
TRASH MONGERS, 300 YARDS.

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GOSALYN!

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NOW WHY DID YOU DO A THING
LIKE THAT TO ME, HUH?

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JUST A LITTLE ACCIDENT.

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NO HARD FEELINGS, HUH, PAL?

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YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME MANNERS.

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NOW, D.W., IF YOU WANT TO
GET BURIED IN THE SAND,

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YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T
DO IT HEAD FIRST.

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WELL,
THANK YOU FOR THE HELPFUL HINT.

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NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE!

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SORRY, DAD, BUT YOU CAN'T USE
KID GLOVES ON THESE POLLUTERS.

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YOU GOTTA FIGHT TO DRAW BLOOD.

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YES. BUT DOES IT
HAVE TO BE MY BLOOD?

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THERE ARE ALREADY VERY GOOD
LAWS AGAINST POLLUTION.

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE ANY NEW...
OOOH!

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ONES.

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ALRIGHT, BUB. I SAID I WAS...

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SORRY.

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WHOA! NOT YOUR TYPICAL
CRUSTACEAN BEHAVIOR PATTERN.

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WHAT'S MAKING THOSE
CRABS SO CRABBY?

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I DON'T... OOOOH!...KNOW.

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BUT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT.

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SO YOU'RE THE SINISTER
FORCE BEHIND ALL THIS.

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IF YOU DON'T CALL OFF YOUR THUGS

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I'M GONNA USE YOU
FOR A CRAB CASSEROLE.

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OOH! OOOH! OOH!

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LOOKS LIKE MORE THAN THE CRABS
HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM.

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THE ODIOUS OCTOPUS
IS BEHIND IT ALL.

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THIS IS A JOB FOR...

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DARKWING DUCK!

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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

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I AM THE SMOKE THAT
SMOKES SMOKED OYSTERS.

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ALL RIGHT,
YOU SLITHERING SEA SERPENT,

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STOP THIS RAMPAGE IMMEDIATELY!

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OR FACE THE WRATH OF...

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DARKWING DUCK!

101
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I HATE IT WHEN SOMEBODY
STEPS ON MY LINES.

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I HAVE YOU NOW.

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AH, SOMETHING'S NOT
QUITE RIGHT HERE.

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AACH-AACH-AACHOO!

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I SET MY GAS GUN FOR SMOG.

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NEXT TIME I GET A DAY OFF

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WE'RE SPENDING IT IN A LIBRARY.

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[ SHELL HORN BLOWS ]

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DID I REALLY SEE WHAT
I JUST SAW IN THE SEA?

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I BELIEVE I'LL CONTINUE THIS
INVESTIGATION BACK AT HEADQUARTERS.

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WITH MY STATE-OF-THE-ART,
HI-TECH, AND VERY PRICEY

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CRIME-FIGHTING EQUIPMENT.

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I'LL SOLVE THIS
MYSTERY IN NO TIME.

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I'VE CHECKED AND DOUBLE
CHECKED EVERY VILLAIN ON FILE.

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I'VE SCRUTINIZED EVERY
CROOK WHO EVER STOLE FISH,

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ATE FISH,
OR JUST PLAIN SMELLED FISHY.

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AND NONE OF THEM MATCHED
THIS ONE'S MODUS OPERANDI.

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THAT'S MODE OF OPERATION OR M.O.
AS WE SAY IN THE TRADE.

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NO FELONIOUS SEA SLIME'S
GONNA MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME.

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I THINK THIS VILLAIN'S NO
VILLAIN, DAD.

121
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THE WATER GOT CLEANED
UP AND NOBODY GOT HURT.

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I SUPPOSED THAT MAKES
ME CHOPPED LIVER.

123
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YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT

124
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THOSE FISH DID DO SOME
MAJOR JANITORIAL WORK.

125
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THERE'S WAYS TO KEEP A BEACH
CLEAN WITHOUT DESTROYING PROPERTY.

126
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I STILL SAY THEY WERE JUST
TRYING TO DO SOME GOOD.

127
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LOOK, I'M THE HERO AROUND HERE,

128
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NOT SOME SEA SLUG WITH A HORN.

129
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AND I'M GONNA CATCH THAT MISCREANT
IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.

130
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HOW ARE YOU GONNA FIND IT?

131
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I COULD CHECK WITH
THE MUSICIANS UNION,

132
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BUT I'D SAY WE'RE DEALING
WITH A NON-PROFESSIONAL HERE.

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SO I'LL JUST MEET THE WATERLOGGED
WRETCH ON IT'S OWN TURF.

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OR, AH, SURF.

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THE FAMED CRIME FIGHTER SETS
UP TO CONFRONT THE VILLAIN

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IN THE BRINY DEEP.

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[ SAWING ]

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AH, D.W., I THINK WE'RE
GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT.

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OH-HO!
SO YOU'RE THE ONE BEHIND IT ALL!

140
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WHY DO I BOTHER?

141
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SORRY ABOUT THE HOLE.

142
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I WAS TRYING FOR A
DRAMATIC ENTRANCE.

143
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JUST WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?

144
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THAT'S PRECISELY WHAT
I CAME TO ASK YOU.

145
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IT IS?

146
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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GAVE MY WHALE
A SNEEZING FIT, AREN'T YOU?

147
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IT WAS THAT OR GET THE FULL
TOUR OF HIS DIGESTIVE TRACT.

148
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THAT WASN'T VERY NICE, YOU KNOW.

149
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HE ALREADY HAS A
SINUS CONDITION.

150
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OH, LET ME SEE HERE.

151
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AH-HA! NOW I KNOW...

152
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MY KEEN CRIME-FIGHTER'S
INSTINCTS TELL ME

153
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YOU'RE BEHIND THE
AQUATIC UPRISING.

154
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HA HA HA, YOU'RE MORE FUN
THAN A BARREL OF SEA MONKEYS.

155
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OF COURSE I'M THE ONE.

156
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I JUST WANT TO TELL
YOU, BACK OFF.

157
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OTHERWISE YOU'RE LIKELY
TO PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD.

158
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AND YOU DON'T WANT
TO SEE ME MAD.

159
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LET'S GET ONE THING
STRAIGHT HERE...

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YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO...

161
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I TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.

162
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AND YOUR LITTLE GAME IS OVER.

163
00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:04,957
YOU'VE FALLEN FOR MY TRAP,
HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER.

164
00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:07,374
NOW YOU'VE GONE AND
SPOILED MY MOOD.

165
00:09:07,375 --> 00:09:10,874
YOUR FRAME OF MIND IS
OF NO CONCERN TO MOI.

166
00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:13,332
I'M TAKING YOU IN.

167
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[ BLOWS SHELL HORN ]

168
00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:19,207
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'RE BUSY.

169
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LISTEN. YOU STAY OUT OF MY
WAY AND YOU WON'T GET HURT,

170
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:28,457
BUT IF YOU CROSS ME AGAIN,
YOU'RE GONNA BE FISH FOOD.

171
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♪♪

172
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SHE TOOK THE BAIT,

173
00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:39,583
AND NOW IT'S TIME
TO REEL HER IN.

174
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I'LL FIND THAT SARDINE IF I
HAVE TO SEARCH ALL SEVEN SEAS.

175
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HONEY, YOU'VE GOT THE I.Q.
OF KELP.

176
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IT'S ALL OVER NOW,
CHICKEN OF THE SEA.

177
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THE TRIGGER MECHANISM
MUST BE A LITTLE DAMP.

178
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I GUESS I'M GETTING SOFT,

179
00:09:58,458 --> 00:10:02,290
BUT I'LL GIVE YOU ONE
LAST CHANCE TO BACK OFF.

180
00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:06,332
NEVER! DARKWING DUCK DOES NOT KNOW
THE MEANING OF THE WORD SURRENDER.

181
00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:08,874
ILLITERATE, HUH?
THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.

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♪♪

183
00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:15,999
CATCHY TUNE.
ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR PARTIES?

184
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,415
IT'S THE END OF THE FISHING
LINE FOR YOU, SISTER.

185
00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:20,290
THE GAME IS UP.

186
00:10:20,291 --> 00:10:22,624
NOT NOW, LAUNCHPAD.
THIS IS MY BIG SPEECH.

187
00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:24,582
I LIVE FOR MOMENTS LIKE THESE.

188
00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:27,082
IT WASN'T ME, D.W.

189
00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:32,415
OH, IT WAS JUST THE
GIANT, DEADLY OCTOPUS.

190
00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:34,625
OH, NO.

191
00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:38,707
TRY YOUR GAS GUN AGAIN, D.W.

192
00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:40,874
IT'S NO GOOD UNDERWATER.

193
00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:44,290
BUT DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL JUST MOVE ON TO PLAN B.

194
00:10:44,291 --> 00:10:47,749
AND WHAT'S PLAN B?

195
00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:51,458
ACTUALLY, MY GAS GUN WAS PLAN B.

196
00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:59,165
SEVERAL OF MY INTERNAL ORGANS

197
00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:02,457
ARE GOING TO BE OF VERY
LITTLE USE AFTER THIS CASE.

198
00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:04,082
EASY, SWEETIE.

199
00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:07,958
I DON'T WANT TO DO AWAY
WITH THEM JUST YET.

200
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:22,707
SAY, THIS IS SOME
AQUARIUM YOU GOT HERE.

201
00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:26,582
YEAH. WHO WAS YOUR
DECORATOR, CAPTAIN NEMO?

202
00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:29,582
KEEP MOVING.
THIS ISN'T A SIGHTSEEING TOUR.

203
00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,999
DID YOU HAVE TO PUT
THESE ON SO TIGHT?

204
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,000
MAYBE I SHOULD'VE PUT ONE ON
THAT FLAPPING TRAP OF YOURS.

205
00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:41,375
WHOA! YUP! MUST BE HARD
FINDING MAID SERVICE DOWN HERE.

206
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:49,499
WHAT, NO TELEVISION?

207
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,583
SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T GET
CABLE, ANYWAY.

208
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,708
♪♪

209
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,124
NOW SEE HERE, YOU CARP...

210
00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:00,707
CAREFUL, D.W.

211
00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:02,832
THOSE THINGS LOOK
LIKE THEY MIGHT BE...

212
00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:04,165
YAAAA-HAAA-HAAA!

213
00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:07,249
YEP. ELECTRIC EELS.

214
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:08,999
AT LEAST YOU COULD'VE DUSTED.

215
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,749
NOW THAT IS JUST
SOME OF THE JUNK

216
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,707
YOU SURFACE SLOBS
HAVE DUMPED DOWN HERE.

217
00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:17,290
AND THIS IS A LITTLE BIT OF
WHAT DROPPED IN THIS MORNING.

218
00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:21,874
THOSE BEACH ATTACKS
WERE OVER LITTERING?

219
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:25,957
YOU'RE NOT SO
STUPID FOR AN IDIOT.

220
00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:28,165
YOU'RE MAD! YOU KNOW THAT?
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY...

221
00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:31,457
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA! ABSOLUTELY MAD.

222
00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:35,582
I'M NOT MAD.

223
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:37,832
I'M FURIOUS!

224
00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:41,290
IF YOUR BACKYARD WAS USED AS THE
WORLD'S BIGGEST GARBAGE DUMP,

225
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,374
WOULDN'T YOU BE ANNOYED?

226
00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:47,083
THAT'S NO REASON TO
TAKE IT OUT ON US.

227
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:52,207
IT'S NOT?

228
00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:56,332
THIS KIND OF HOSTILITY IS
REALLY VERY COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE.

229
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:58,415
I WASN'T ALWAYS THIS WAY.

230
00:12:58,416 --> 00:13:00,499
NO, SIR. NOT BY A LONG SHOT.

231
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:04,999
I THINK THIS WHERE SHE TELLS US WHAT
DROVE HER TO A LIFE OF VILLAINY.

232
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,457
I WAS THE HAPPIEST
HALIBUT YOU EVER MET

233
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:08,707
UNTIL...

234
00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:10,207
I WAS RIGHT.

235
00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:12,499
I WAS OUT FOR MY MORNING SWIM,

236
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,957
TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY
GIRLISH FISH FIGURE.

237
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,957
I WAS HAPPY AS A CLAM.

238
00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:18,707
NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD.

239
00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:22,374
THEN, SOMEBODY NEW SHOWED
UP IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

240
00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:25,749
SOMEBODY LIKE NOBODY
I'D EVER SEEN BEFORE.

241
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:28,207
I WAS YOUNG,
FRESH OUT OF SCHOOL.

242
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,874
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
THE THING WAS.

243
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,999
JUST FIGURED IT WAS A
NEW FRIEND TO PLAY WITH.

244
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,207
THEN ONE OF THOSE THINGS HIT ME.

245
00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:37,083
DIRECT HIT AND I'M
OUT FOR THE COUNT.

246
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:52,374
AND BEFORE I KNEW IT,
I WASN'T WHAT I WAS,

247
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,999
BUT WHAT I AM.

248
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,707
THAT'S THE SADDEST "WHY
I BEGAN A VILLAIN" STORY

249
00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:59,374
I EVER HEARD.

250
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:03,124
SO NOW YOU KNOW WHY I'M PUT
OUT WITH YOU SURFACE TYPES.

251
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:06,332
THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS
THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

252
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:07,499
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,

253
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:10,458
YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER
FISH GONE BAD.

254
00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:14,999
THAT'S NOT THE ATTITUDE I
WAS LOOKING FOR, BUSTER.

255
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:19,165
WHAT IF WE PROMISE TO
PICK UP AFTER OURSELVES?

256
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:21,082
IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT, SWEETIE.

257
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:23,207
I'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

258
00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:25,707
DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ANOTHER
FISH IN THIS WHOLE SEA.

259
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,749
I'M GONNA FLOOD YOUR DIRTY CITY

260
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,582
UNTIL IT'S PART OF MY WORLD.

261
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:32,332
THEN I'M GONNA
CLEAN IT UP FOR YOU.

262
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,207
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
THINK OF THE DESTRUCTION,

263
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,582
THE DAMAGE, THE DEVASTATION!

264
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:39,750
THINK OF THE DROP
IN PROPERTY VALUES.

265
00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:45,291
♪♪

266
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:04,207
THE HERO MOMENTARILY FINDS
HIMSELF AT A SLIGHT DISADVANTAGE.

267
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:07,207
BUT, AS ALWAYS,
HE MAINTAINS HIS EVER-COOL DEMEANOR.

268
00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:09,707
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

269
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,958
YAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAA!

270
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:16,999
I'M BEGINNING TO THINK
NEPTUNIA HAS A POINT...

271
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,374
WE SURE DUMPED AN AWFUL
LOT OF JUNK DOWN HERE.

272
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:23,707
WHAT?
YOU'RE DEFENDING THAT LUNATIC?

273
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,957
JUST TRYING TO SEE
HER SIDE OF THINGS.

274
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,832
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,

275
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:32,082
THAT SMELT HAS SEVERE
DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR.

276
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,749
YOU SEE, LAUNCHPAD,

277
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,957
WHEN ONE FEELS ONE
HAS BEEN WRONGED,

278
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:38,499
ONE DOES NOT GENERALLY
RESPOND BY WIPING OUT A CITY.

279
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,999
IT'S NOT NORMAL.

280
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,124
IN FACT, IT'S NUTS!

281
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:43,125
WE HAVE TO FIND
A WAY OUT OF HERE

282
00:15:43,126 --> 00:15:45,000
SO WE CAN SAVE ST. CANARD.

283
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:47,458
I HAVE IT!

284
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:53,332
JUST AS I SUSPECTED...
THE EELS OPERATE ON ALTERNATING CURRENT.

285
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:58,083
COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

286
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,332
HOW DO WE KNOW WHICH WAY
WE OUGHT TO BE GOING?

287
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:06,999
RELAX. HAVE MY KEEN INSTINCTS
EVER LED US WRONG BEFORE?

288
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,458
WELL... THERE'S A FIRST
TIME FOR EVERYTHING.

289
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:20,582
AM I OVERREACTING OR ARE
WE IN SERIOUS DANGER HERE?

290
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:23,124
DANGER IS MY MIDDLE NAME.

291
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:26,457
FUNNY, US BEING IN A
SITUATION LIKE THIS

292
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:28,999
AND ME NOW JUST FINDING OUT
WHAT YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS.

293
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,290
LATER, LAUNCHPAD.
I THINK I'LL GIVE THESE HOMICIDAL HERRINGS

294
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,166
A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

295
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,249
WE'VE GOT TO STOP
THAT SILLY SEA SERPENT

296
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:40,457
BEFORE SHE DESTROYS THE CITY.

297
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,207
♪♪

298
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:47,415
HA HA HA, BEFORE LONG,
EVERYBODY IN ST. CANARD

299
00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:50,458
WILL HAVE AN OCEAN VIEW.

300
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,999
YOU SHOULD BE HELPING HER, DAD,

301
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,832
NOT TRYING TO STOP HER.

302
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:04,999
GOSALYN, DEAREST,
SHE'S TRANSFORMING OUR FAIR CITY

303
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,624
INTO THE NEXT ATLANTIS.

304
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:11,250
I DON'T THINK THAT QUALIFIES HER
FOR ANY "GOOD SAMARITAN" AWARDS.

305
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,874
THE COURAGEOUS DEFENDER
OF THE DEEP PERSEVERES,

306
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,957
PASSING SKILLFULLY
THROUGH TROUBLED WATERS,

307
00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,582
SEEKING TO EVEN THE SCORE.

308
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:20,249
BATTLE STATIONS!
FIEND DEAD AHEAD!

309
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,749
♪♪

310
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,207
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE, D.W.?

311
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,457
I'M RECORDING BARRACUDA
BREATH'S SOUND.

312
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:30,499
WELL, OK, BUT I WOULDN'T COUNT
ON IT BEING A BIG SELLER.

313
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:34,457
NO, SHE USES HER SONG
TO COMMAND THE WHALE,

314
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:36,415
SO I'LL SIMPLY PLAY IT BACKWARD

315
00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,332
AND REVERSE HER EVIL ORDERS.

316
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,457
I GET IT.
YOU'LL JUST PUSH THIS BUTTON AND...

317
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:43,207
LAUNCHPAD! NO!

318
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:46,457
♪♪

319
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,457
THAT BOY JUST DOESN'T
KNOW WHEN TO QUIT.

320
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,749
DO YOU THINK SHE HEARD US?!

321
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,624
HOW'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU

322
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,583
'CAUSE ALL THE NOISE.

323
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,000
SHHH. MAYBE SHE DIDN'T NOTICE.

324
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:07,083
IS IT MY IMAGINATION OR IS
THIS PLACE GETTING SMALLER?

325
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:19,082
WELL, WE'RE SAFE NOW.

326
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:22,999
I SAW A PICTURE OF
YOU NOT LONG AGO.

327
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,582
IT WAS IN THE
DICTIONARY UNDER DUMB.

328
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:28,124
BY THE WAY, DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?

329
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:30,875
I CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

330
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:35,750
WELL, SWEETHEART,
YOU'RE GONNA BE IT.

331
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,750
HERE, D.W.

332
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:49,291
TAKE THAT, YOU MERCILESS MARLIN.

333
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,874
WELL,
THAT'S A FINE KETTLE OF FISH.

334
00:18:55,875 --> 00:19:00,165
HA! ONCE MORE,
THE HERO SAVES THE DAY.

335
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:03,582
YEAH,
BUT WHAT ABOUT SAVING THE CITY?

336
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,999
AAAH! AND GOSALYN!

337
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,082
I DEMAND YOU DRAIN
THE CITY IMMEDIATELY.

338
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:13,457
NO. NO WAY. FORGET IT. DREAM ON.

339
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,999
WHATTA YA MEAN? I'M THE HERO.

340
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,374
YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY.

341
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:19,707
SAYS WHO?

342
00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:22,082
IT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE.
THAT'S ALL.

343
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,207
I PLAY BY MY OWN RULES

344
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:26,499
AND I'M DOING WHAT I GOTTA
DO TO STOP THE POLLUTION.

345
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:30,707
YOU'RE HURTING A LOT
OF INNOCENT PEOPLE TOO.

346
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:34,249
HEY, NOBODY EVER MADE AN OMELET
WITHOUT BREAKING A FEW EGGS.

347
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,957
BUT SOME OF THEM ARE
PRETTY GOOD EGGS.

348
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:38,999
SOME OF THEM ARE TRYING
TO STOP THE POLLUTION.

349
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,999
YOU MAY BE CLEANING
OUT THE CITY,

350
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,999
BUT YOU'RE CLEANING OUT THE
GOOD RIGHT ALONG WITH THE BAD.

351
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,832
MAYBE YOU COULD CALL
YOUR WHALE BACK.

352
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,165
I GUESS IT'S POSSIBLE.

353
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:53,999
BUT THERE'S NO WAY MY
WHALE CAN HEAR ME NOW.

354
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:58,957
SINCE SOMEBODY BROKE MY TRUMPET.

355
00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:03,582
GOT IT! WE CAN AMPLIFY YOUR
VOICE WITH THE SUB'S LOUDSPEAKER.

356
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:07,874
YOU'VE GOT SOME PRETTY
GOOD IDEAS FOR A MORON.

357
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:13,582
OH, I FORGOT.
SOMEBODY'S OVEREAGER OCTOPUS SUNK IT.

358
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:16,166
WELL, THAT'S NO SWEAT.

359
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:30,833
♪♪

360
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,582
IT ISN'T TRADITIONAL FOR THE HERO
TO SHOW GRATITUDE TO THE VILLAIN,

361
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:02,707
BUT THANKS FOR SPARING THE CITY.

362
00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:05,165
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
WORTH SALVAGING IN IT.

363
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,582
WASN'T THERE SOMETHING
ELSE, DAD?

364
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:10,582
NO. THAT WAS IT. NOTHING MORE.

365
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,291
ARE YOU SURE, DAD?

366
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,374
OH, YEAH. SLIPPED MY MIND.

367
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:19,707
WELL, AH, I FOUND THIS ON THE BEACH
AND THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT IT.

368
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:24,457
THIS'LL COME IN HANDY NEXT TIME
I TEACH YOU SLOBS A LESSON.

369
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:28,124
BUT, HONEY,
I HOPE THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME.

370
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:31,583
DON'T WORRY,
I'LL SEE TO IT MYSELF.

371
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,875
SEE YOU AROUND, HONEY.

372
00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:41,290
PTOOEY! I THINK I PREFER
BEING ON HER BAD SIDE.

373
00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:44,124
I WISH SHE'D FLOODED THE PLACE

374
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:45,749
TILL THE HIGHEST
SKYSCRAPER WAS UNDERWATER.

375
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,749
THAT WOULD'VE REALLY TAUGHT
THOSE SLOBS A LESSON.

376
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:52,165
GOSALYN, I THINK YOU MAY
HAVE MISSED THE POINT.

377
00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:56,165
THE POINT IS THAT ALL
PROBLEMS, NO MATTER HOW SEVERE,

378
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:59,999
CAN BE SOLVED IN PEACEFUL WAYS.
AND AFTER...

379
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,165
HEY! WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING,

380
00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:05,208
YOU BIG SLOB?!

381
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:08,333
LITTERBUGS!