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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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TAKE A LETTER, MARIA,
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TO MR. NUMERO UNO,
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CARE OF ST. CANARD PRISON.
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DEAR MR. UNO,
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SORRY ABOUT YOUR CONVICTION
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ON TAX EVASION CHARGES,
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BUT YOU NEED TO PAY FOR
YOUR DEFENSE... NOW!
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LOVE, ET CETERA, ET CETERA.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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SHYSTER AND LOOPHOLE,
TAX ATTORNEYS.
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COULD THIS BE THE
SHYSTER AND LOOPHOLE?
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NOT THE TAX ATTORNEYS.
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YES.
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MUST HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.
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AAH!
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,
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THE PAPER CUT THAT
RUINS YOUR MORNING.
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I'M...
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LET ME GUESS... DAY-CARE DUCK.
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I TOLD YOU NEVER TO
FOLLOW ME TO WORK.
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THERE WAS NOTHING ON TV.
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JUST IMPRESSIONABLE
ROLLER SKATERS
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I RESCUED FROM A
BURNING SIDEWALK.
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AHEM.
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WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE
SHYSTER AND LOOPHOLE?
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THEY WERE DICTATING
MR. UNO'S LETTER.
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THE MATH GENIUS SERVING TWO
TO FOUR FOR EVADING TAXES
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ON HIS 5-AND-10-CENT
STORES 12 MONTHS AGO?
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RUN ALONG AND PLAY,
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CHILD WHOM I'VE
NEVER MET BEFORE.
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[GASPS]
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NUMERO UNO,
A CONVICTED NUMBERS CRIMINAL.
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IT ADDS UP TO A
VENGEANCE MOTIVE TO ME.
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THERE'S UH... UH...
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YES?
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SPIT IT OUT!
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A HOOF PRINT,
PREHISTORIC, OVER THERE.
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PREHISTORIC?
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YOU MEAN DINOSAURS
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IN THIS DAY AND AGE?
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HEH HEH HEH! DINOSAURS?
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THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE WORK
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OF FUGITIVE MARTIAN GEEKS.
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CHARMING, AREN'T THEY?
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NOW GET ALONG NOW, CHILDREN.
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HEY, WAIT!
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AREN'T WE GOING TO NAIL
THOSE ALIEN DIRTBAGS?
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I THINK THAT MEANS NO.
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PREHISTORIC FOOTPRINTS...
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THIS COULD GET ME AN
"A" ON MY PROJECT.
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DARKWING DUCK GETS ADVENTURE.
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WHAT DO I GET?
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HOMEWORK.
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CAN WE GO HOME YET?
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WE HAVEN'T RUN OUT
OF DINOSAUR PRINTS.
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DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT.
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I KNOW.
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THEY DON'T EXIST.
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I KNOW!
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SO, WHAT ARE THEY?
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DINOSAUR PRINTS.
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THIS IS YOUR WARDEN.
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THANK YOU FOR NOT ESCAPING.
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ENJOY YOUR STAY.
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AT THE ST.
CANARD MINIMUM SECURITY PRISON.
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THERE'S NUMERO UNO.
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I'LL NAB THAT
NEFARIOUS LAWYER-NAPPER
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WITH THE HELP OF MY
NEW ELASTO-SUSPENDERS.
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THE SOARING SLEUTH
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SKILLFULLY SEVERS
HIS SUSPENDER SNAPS.
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OH...
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SO SEVER, ALREADY.
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COME ON. UNFASTEN, SNAPS.
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UNBUCKLE!
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OW!
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FORE!
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HOW PERFECTLY LOGICAL.
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DINOSAUR PRINTS LEAD TO
A NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM.
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SOMETHING TELLS ME HE'S NOT OUR
GUY, HONK.
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[CRASH]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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MAYBE IT'S THE LAWYER-NAPPERS.
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OH, BOY!
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IT CAME FROM OVER THERE.
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NOW WE'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
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NOW WE'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
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UNO'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED.
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I CAN JUST LAND THE
THUNDERQUACK, D.W.
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DON'T BOTHER, L.P.
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I'M GETTING THESE TO WORK
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IF IT KILLS ME.
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BRONZED OR BURNT, UNO.
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!
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OH, DEAR, I AM STARTING TO BURN.
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WHERE'S MY 25 SUNSCREEN?
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I'M GONE.
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UM, UM, UM...
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NO LAWYER-NAPPERS AROUND HERE.
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BOY, PEOPLE LEAVE
THEIR GARBAGE ANYWHERE.
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COME ON, HONK.
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LET'S RECYCLE.
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OH...
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AH... AH...
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SO MUCH FOR YOUR
LIVE DINOSAUR THEORY.
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AH-CHOO!
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HE LOOKS LIKE A LIVE ONE TO ME.
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WHEW! EXCUSE ME.
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AAH!
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HEY... OH, SORRY.
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COME BACK! PARDON ME.
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I WON'T HURT YOU! SORRY. WAIT!
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OH... OH, NO, I'M...
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WHOA!
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WHEW!
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OOPS.
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SORRY.
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UH, YOU'RE A
STEGOSAURUS, AREN'T YOU?
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THE PLATED LIZARD FROM
THE LATE JURASSIC PERIOD.
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DON'T KNOW. I WAS A JANITOR.
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MONDO! YOU TALK!
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YEAH. MY NAME'S STEGMUTT,
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BUT MY FRIEND, DR. FOSSIL,
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CALLS ME, UH, STEGMUTT.
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WELL, UM...
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I'M HONKER MUDDLEFOOT,
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STUDENT OF SCIENCE.
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GOSALYN MALLARD...
MARTIAN HUNTER, FREELANCE.
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WOW! YOU REALLY HUNT MARTIANS?
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YEAH.
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DO YOU REALLY WHACK
TYRANNOSAURUSES WITH THAT TAIL?
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THAT? NO.
I USE IT TO OPEN SODAS.
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OH, BUMMER.
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WHY ARE YOU HERE?
MUSEUM'S CLOSED.
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WELL, UM,
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I'M RESEARCHING DINOSAURS
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FOR MY SCHOOL SCIENCE PROJECT.
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DID YOU COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE?
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YOU WANT TO SEE A
REAL SCIENCE PROJECT?
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UH... SURE!
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I'VE GOT JUST THE THING
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TO KEEP MY FEET ON THE GROUND.
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I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER, UNO,
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AND IT IS UP!
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I...
I DO BELIEVE I FEEL A DRAFT.
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[BELL DINGS]
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[THUD]
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HEY, THIS IS SOME PAD.
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UH, DR. FOSSIL?
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IT'S ABOUT TIME, STEGMUTT.
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I WAS BORED WATCHING
MY TALONS GROW.
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THOSE AREN'T CIRCUS ELEPHANTS.
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CIRCUS ELEPHANTS JUGGLE
AND WEAR FUNNY HATS.
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I KNOW, DR. FOSSIL.
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THESE ARE MY NEW FRIENDS.
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I DIDN'T ASK FOR NEW FRIENDS.
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I ASKED FOR CIRCUS ELEPHANTS!
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CAN I SHOW THEM YOUR
SECRET INVENTION?
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I DON'T SEE ANY
SECRET INVENTION.
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OH, GOOD. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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STEGMUTT, SECRETS ARE THINGS
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NOBODY ELSE KNOWS ABOUT.
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THIS IS DR. FOSSIL'S
RETRO-EVOLUTION GUN.
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NAH, NO SECRETS HERE.
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PARDON MOI, RETRO-WHAT-O?
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CAN I EXPLAIN,
DR. FOSSIL, CAN I?
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NO!
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IT'S GREAT FOR
REHEATING LEFTOVERS,
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AND IT TURNS PEOPLE
INTO DINOSAURS.
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AAH!
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I'LL SHOW YOU.
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OOPS.
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SORRY, DR. FOSSIL.
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STEGMUTT BREAKS
A LOT OF HANDLES.
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I USE MITTS TO
HOLD MY COCOA MUG.
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DON'T WORRY, DR. FOSSIL.
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I'LL OPEN IT.
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IF HIS STRENGTH
WEREN'T SO HANDY,
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I'D RETRO-EVOLVE HIM TO AMOEBA.
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MY, UP UNTIL TWO MINUTES
AGO, SECRET COLLECTION.
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NIFTY, HUH?
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WE'VE GOT ICE SHOW PENGUINS,
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ROCK MUSICIANS,
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TAX ATTORNEYS.
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SHYSTER AND LOOPHOLE!
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THEY'RE MY FRIENDS, TOO.
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WHAT'S THE POINT?
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THE POINT, KIDDO,
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IS THAT I BELIEVE
DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT
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WHEN A COMET... BAM! BOOM!
WHACKED OUR PLANET.
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THE POINT IS THE
FAMOUS CLEANSER'S COMET
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IS DUE TO PASS ABOVE US TONIGHT.
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THE POINT...
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HAVE YOU LEFT THE
BATHROOM LIGHT ON AGAIN?
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NOPE.
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WELL, MAKE SURE.
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HE'S IN THE DARK
ON CERTAIN DETAILS.
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HE UPSETS EASILY.
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THE POINT IS TONIGHT,
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WITH THE HELP OF THE
LARGEST SUPERMAGNET,
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THAT COMET'S GOING TO GIVE
DINOSAURS A SECOND CHANCE!
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Y-YOU MEAN BAM! BOOM?
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YOU GOT IT, SHORTY.
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DINOSAURS WILL TROMP
THROUGH THE TULIPS AGAIN!
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OK, YOU LIKE DINOSAURS.
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WHY WIPE OUT MANKIND?
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IT'S HARD BEING A
DINOSAUR IN A MAN'S WORLD.
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THE STARES, THE RESENTMENT.
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PEOPLE RUNNING IN THE
STREETS SCREAMING,
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"LOOK, LOOK. IT'S GODZILLA!"
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WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER
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TO CHANGE BACK INTO A MAN?
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A WISENHEIMER, HUH?
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YOU THINK I'M FUNNY,
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HERE TO AMUSE YOU?
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APPARENTLY, THE WORLD DOES, TOO.
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T-SHIRTS, BATH
TOYS, COMIC BOOKS,
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CHOCOLATE-COVERED
SANDWICH COOKIES!
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WE DINOSAURS DON'T
GET ANY RESPECT!
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WHERE'S MY SODA?
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NEVER MIND THAT.
248
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,624
I WAS EXPECTING
CIRCUS ELEPHANTS,
249
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:02,499
BUT A COUPLE OF SMART KIDS
250
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WILL DO JUST AS WELL.
251
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:08,375
WELL, SAY...
252
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,124
[ALARM RINGS]
253
00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,624
WELL, 6:00.
254
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:20,499
TIME TO STEAL THE
LARGEST SUPERMAGNET!
255
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,582
BAM!
256
00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:22,583
BOOM!
257
00:12:22,584 --> 00:12:25,874
I STILL SAY UNO'S OUR MAN.
258
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:29,207
LET'S GRAB MY X-RAY GOGGLES
AND EXTEND-O-STILTS,
259
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,165
AND WE'LL BE BACK IN BUSINESS.
260
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,999
I DON'T KNOW, D.W.
261
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,874
MAYBE HONKER WAS ONTO SOMETHING.
262
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:38,457
ABOUT DINOSAURS?
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
263
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,999
DO YOU KNOW THE
WAY TO CAMP CANARD?
264
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:46,457
A LEFT, TWO RIGHTS, A
U-TURN, AND ANOTHER LEFT.
265
00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:47,749
OH, BOY. THANKS.
266
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:50,582
DON'T MENTION IT.
267
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,582
LAUNCHPAD...
268
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:54,999
DID YOU SEE THAT?
269
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,165
YEAH.
THAT TRUCK HAD EXPIRED PLATES.
270
00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:02,165
I KNOW,
BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
271
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:05,457
THAT DINOSAUR JUST
GOT DIRECTIONS
272
00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,832
FROM THE WRONG MOTORIST.
273
00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:09,958
[HONK HONK]
274
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,707
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
275
00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:16,082
PRIVATE PARKING SPACE HERE.
276
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,999
IS THIS THE SUPERMAGNET BUNKER?
277
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,458
YES, SIR.
278
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,457
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
279
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:27,165
THE SUPERMAGNET,
THE REALLY BIG ONE?
280
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,999
YES, SIR.
281
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,083
MUST HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.
282
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,999
THERE GOES THAT
PREHISTORIC PILFERER.
283
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,416
[ENGINE SPUTTERS]
284
00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,208
[COUGHING]
285
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,624
SORRY, D.W.
286
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,583
FORGOT TO GAS UP.
287
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,999
THESE SKATES AND MY MAGNET GUN
288
00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,290
WILL KEEP ME ON HIM
LIKE A CHEAP SUIT.
289
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:04,165
WHERE'S THE ON SW-SWITCH?
290
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:05,333
YIKES!
291
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,707
[CLANG]
292
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:16,125
WHEW! I ALMOST BROKE THE LAW.
293
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:21,457
THIS RADAR SHOWS
STEGMUTT'S REALLY COOKING,
294
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,958
BUT WHAT'S THIS OTHER BLIP?
295
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,333
UGH!
296
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,333
AAH!
297
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,333
UGH!
298
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:29,707
AAH!
299
00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:34,082
OH, THANK GOODNESS
IT'S NOT A THREAT.
300
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:37,291
UH-UH-UH-UH. YIKES!
301
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,083
OOH, BOY.
302
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:53,457
BOY. OOH, BOY.
303
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:57,458
I'M REALLY ONTO HIM NOW.
304
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:13,583
SUPERMAGNET PLUS COMET EQUALS BAM!
BOOM!
305
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,208
YIKES!
306
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,457
SUCK GAS,
307
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:25,582
EVILDOER.
308
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:29,582
WITH MY ASTHMA, ARE YOU KIDDING?
309
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:33,290
[COUGHING]
310
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:34,832
WHOA!
311
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:36,332
I'M BACK!
312
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,874
OOH, BOY.
313
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:41,082
WE'LL HAVE FUN BEING
DINOSAURS TOGETHER.
314
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:42,165
NOT!
315
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:44,165
LISTEN CLOSE, STEGMUTT.
316
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,624
FOSSIL'S USING THAT MAGNET
317
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:46,832
TO WIPE OUT MANKIND.
318
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:50,499
HE WOULDN'T DO THAT.
HE'S A SMART MAN.
319
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,374
NOW HE'S A SCREW-LOOSE DINOSAUR.
320
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:55,332
SHOW HIM, HONK.
321
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,332
THE HYPOTENUSE OF
A SPEEDING COMET
322
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,832
TIMES EARTH SQUARED
323
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:03,707
DIVIDED BY 2 BILLION
MILES PER MINUTE
324
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,499
EQUALS BAM! BOOM!
325
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,082
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
326
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:11,707
NO MORE CHOCOLATE-COVERED
SANDWICH COOKIES.
327
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:13,000
RRrrr!
328
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:20,291
WE GOT TO STOP THAT
CRAZY DINOSAUR.
329
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:26,250
HAD ENOUGH, FOSSIL?
330
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,250
DARKWING!
331
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,249
STEGMUTT, WHY AREN'T THOSE
BRATS TRANSFORMED YET?
332
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,500
UNHAND THOSE
CHILDREN, BONEBREATH.
333
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:41,750
STEGMUTT'S INNOCENT.
DON'T HURT HIM!
334
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:48,708
DON'T THINK I'D HURT
THE LITTLE TYKE.
335
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,000
DARKWING!
336
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,457
DARKWING?
337
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,874
I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HIM.
338
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:11,083
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
339
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:22,708
AAH! DINOSAUR!
340
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:26,290
AND A RIDICULOUS ONE AT THAT.
341
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:28,957
DARKWING, IS THAT YOU?
342
00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:31,457
WELL, OF COURSE IT'S ME.
343
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:35,458
MY, WHAT BIG FEET I HAVE.
344
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:36,999
YIKES!
345
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,582
I'M A DINOSAUR!
346
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,082
HONKER, HE'S ALIVE!
347
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:42,415
STEGMUTT, HE'S ALIVE!
348
00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:44,415
DR. FOSSIL, HE'S ALIVE!
349
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:46,875
NOT FOR LONG.
350
00:17:56,833 --> 00:18:00,625
SAY "HI" TO THE COMET FOR ME.
351
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,249
NOT SO FAST, FOSSIL.
352
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:11,999
THERE'S A CRIME FIGHTER
SWIMMING IN MY GENE POOL.
353
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,875
TERRIFIC.
354
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:19,166
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
355
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,582
OH, NO! THE SWITCH IS STUCK!
356
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,583
LET ME TRY.
357
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:26,833
OOPS.
358
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:28,582
SORRY.
359
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:31,499
HOW DO WE GET THE MAGNET?
360
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,875
I'LL LOOK IT UP.
361
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,582
"CHAPTER THREE... MAGNETISM."
362
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,874
"SEE CHAPTER 14...
ELECTROMAGNETISM."
363
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:41,000
HURRY!
364
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,582
LOOK! IT'S GODZILLA!
365
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,499
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
366
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,582
AAH!
367
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:52,290
WAIT, CITIZENS!
368
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:55,165
IT'S ONLY ME, DARKWING DUCK.
REMEMBER?
369
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:58,165
IT'S NOT EASY BEING A DINOSAUR
370
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:00,415
IN A MAN'S WORLD, IS IT?
371
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:02,124
TOUGH BEANS, FOSSIL.
372
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:04,166
YOU'RE HISTORY.
373
00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:18,375
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
374
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,083
HELLO.
375
00:19:20,084 --> 00:19:21,707
EXCUSE ME.
376
00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:24,124
IS THIS THE DARKWING DINOSAUR?
377
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,624
YES, IT IS.
378
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:29,082
SORRY.
I MUST HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.
379
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:32,707
HA HA HA HA!
380
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:33,833
YIKES!
381
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:36,958
PFFT!
382
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:46,125
YOU'RE AMOEBA, DARKWING.
383
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,582
WE HAVE TO "ALTER
THE FIELD OF FORCE"
384
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:52,874
PRODUCED BY ITS
ATOMIC ELECTRONS..."
385
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,415
COULD YOU SKIP
THE PRELIMINARIES?
386
00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:58,374
"ACHIEVED BY REALIGNING
THE MAGNETIC FIELD."
387
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:01,416
I'M GOING TO MISS YOU GUYS.
388
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:08,207
HERBERT MUDDLEFOOT
JR., GET TO THE POINT!
389
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,707
MORE SIMPLY PUT,
390
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,707
WE MOVE THE MAGNET.
391
00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:14,207
OH, BOY. CAN I TRY?
392
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:15,375
YES!
393
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:35,707
WH-WHAT?
394
00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:37,707
N-NO BAM! BOOM?
395
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,250
HEY!
396
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,499
AAH!
397
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,500
[SHIP HORN BLOWS]
398
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,082
WE DID IT!
399
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:54,082
NOW WE JUST NEED
DR. FOSSIL'S RETRO-GUN.
400
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,332
HEY! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
401
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,499
HANDS OFF, STEGMUTT.
402
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,999
THAT'S MINE!
403
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,499
OH, GEE.
404
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:06,000
WHOAAA!
405
00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:12,290
SHIP AHOY.
406
00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:15,290
NO MORE SELF-RIGHTEOUS
SUPERHEROES.
407
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:16,291
BOOM!
408
00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:18,707
NO MORE LITTLE DINOSAUR PUZZLES
409
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:20,332
WITH MISSING PIECES.
410
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:23,332
THE WORLD AWAKENS TO A NEW DAY,
411
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,832
RESCUED IN ITS OBLIVIOUS SLUMBER
412
00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:27,290
BY THE UNHERALDED HEROISM
413
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:30,582
OF MANKIND'S HUMBLE
GUARDIAN, DARKWING DUCK.
414
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:31,957
AHEM!
415
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,749
WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM HONKER.
416
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,582
AH-HA-HEM!
417
00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:39,375
AND DINOSAUR FRIEND.
418
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:44,583
TIME TO TURN MY
FRIENDS BACK TO NORMAL.
419
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,416
HEROES FIRST.
420
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,875
TO MAKE SURE IT'S SAFE.
421
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,166
OOPS.
422
00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:57,333
SORRY.
423
00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:01,374
UNTIL WE GET THIS RIGHT, GANG,
424
00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:04,999
PROMISE YOU'LL KEEP
ME AWAY FROM ANY...
425
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,750
TARTAR SAUCE.