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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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OH! OH!
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AAH!
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GRR!
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THERE'S NO WAY OUT,
NO ONE TO HELP.
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LIKE, A REALLY NICE DAY.
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GRR!
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HELLO, PEOPLE...
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I BET MY ALLOWANCE IS
BIGGER THAN YOUR BUDGET.
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[CHAIN SAW BUZZES]
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GRR!
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YEAH! THE 3-D EFFECTS
AREN'T TOO SHABBY.
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IT WAS A BUSY NIGHT
FOR THE CRIMEFIGHTER,
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FOILING FELONS AND
THWARTING THIEVES.
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DARKWING DUCK REMAINED ON GUARD,
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KNOWING NEW VILLAINS LAY POISED
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TO THROW THE CITY INTO TURMOIL.
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YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH
GOSALYN'S COUNSELOR TODAY.
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JUST REMINDING YOU.
3 P.M. SHARP.
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I REMEMBER, I REMEMBER.
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I'VE BEEN ROBBED!
THAT MAN'S TAKEN MY BANANAS!
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AN INNOCENT CITIZEN
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IN IMMINENT AND LIFE-THREATING DANGER!
OH, BOY.
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HEY! AAH!
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RAT CATCHER,
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STATE-OF-THE-ART,
ANTI-LOCK BRAKES
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ARE NO MATCH FOR THE
COMMON BANANA PEEL.
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A WESTERN GUNFIGHTER?
IS IT HALLOWEEN?
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I KNOW THAT GUY FROM SOMEWHERE.
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YES! YOU HAVE NO BANANAS TODAY,
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YOU MASQUERADING MARAUDER.
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HOWDY, STRANGER.
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OR SHOULD I SAY HASTA LA VISTA?
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HE'S LIKE SOMETHING
FROM A B-MOVIE.
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I SAW HIM ON THE IT'S SO
LATE, IT'S EARLY SHOW!
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THAT'S THE SNAKE-EYED KID!
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STRANGER, I'M A-CALLIN'
YOU OUT FOR A SHOWDOWN.
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HOW AUTHENTIC.
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ALL RIGHT, PARDNER,
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I'M A-READY WHEN YOU ARE.
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THIS GUY IS BEGINNING
TO CRISP MY CAPE.
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MR. MALLARD, YOUR DAUGHTER
HAS BEEN TELLING STORIES.
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SHE CLAIMS SHE SAW A
CHAIN SAW-WIELDING ZOMBIE
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JUMP OFF A MOVIE SCREEN.
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HOW LONG HAS GOSALYN HAD TROUBLE
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DISTINGUISHING
FICTION FROM REALITY?
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SHE DOESN'T HAVE TROUBLE...
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SIT!
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SEND IN CASE 1331.
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HAIL,
O EVIL LORD OF GALAXY SPIRAL.
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HA HA.
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IT'S TRUE SHE HAS AN
ACTIVE IMAGINATION,
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BUT SHE DIDN'T SEE ANY ZOMBIES
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WITH HACKSAWS, DID SHE?
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NO, DAD, IT WAS A CHAIN SAW,
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MAYBE 10-12 HORSEPOWER.
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HEY, I KNOW WHAT I SAW.
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I ASSURE YOU I'LL
SUPERVISE WHAT SHE WATCHES.
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PROMISE.
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SEE THAT YOU DO.
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I SUGGEST FEWER MOVIES WITH
THE WORD "BLOOD" IN THE TITLE.
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NOW, THESE ARE MOVIES.
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GOSALYN, WE'RE NOT HERE
FOR ANOTHER GOREFEST.
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TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T
SEE MORE BLOODFESTS,
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I'M HOLDING YOU TO THIS
OFFICIAL "NO" LIST.
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YOU'LL NOTICE VIOLENT
MOVIES AT THE TOP.
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SIGN HERE.
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WE'RE SEEING A DELIGHTFUL
G-RATED EXAMPLE
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OF THE ART OF ANIMATION.
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A CARTOON? NOW, THAT'S SCARY.
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WACKY TIMES WITH ANDY APE.
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THIS SHOULD BE MORE FUN
THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS.
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ANDY, TAKE GOOD CARE
OF TODDLER TIMMY.
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NOW, THIS TIME,
PLEASE BE A GOOD BABY.
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WAA!
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[AUDIENCE] HA HA!
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[BIRDS CHIRPING SOUND EFFECT]
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OH, NO-O-O-O!
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[THUMP]
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[BURGLAR ALARM SOUND EFFECT]
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AAH!
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"OH, NO-O-O-O," IS RIGHT.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING SOUND EFFECT]
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UH, GOSALYN, IN REAL LIFE,
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IF YOU GET HIT WITH AN ANVIL,
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YOU DON'T POP UP LIKE THAT.
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GOSALYN? GOSALYN!
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COME ON, L.P.
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YOU DISOBEYED MY
ORDERS, SWAMP CREATURES.
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AND NOW YOU WILL PAY!
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YOUNG LADY,
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MONGO FROM MARS IS
DEFINITELY ON THE "NO" LIST.
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MONGO CAN NOT BE DENIED!
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WE'RE GOING HOME
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TO WATCH A NICE DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT LIMA BEANS.
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NO BUTS, ANDS, OR IFS, GOSALYN.
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AAH! AAH! AAH!
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DAD! IT'S MONGO FROM MARS!
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YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M DONALD...
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DUCK!
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HERE, GOSALYN,
IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE
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OF WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.
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IF THIS HAPPENED TO
A CARTOON CHARACTER,
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HE'D JUST SAY, "AAH!"
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AND THEN RESUME HIS SHAPE.
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I, ON THE OTHER HAND,
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AM EXPERIENCING PAIN LIKE
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.
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AT LEAST NOW YOU KNOW
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I'M NOT SOME MALADJUSTED
PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.
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A LOT OF VILLAINS
USE SILLY DISGUISES.
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IT'S AN UNDERWORLD TRADITION,
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MUCH THE SAME WAY AS
I FIGHT CRIME AS...
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DARKWING DUCK!
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CREATURE WHO JUMPED FROM
THE MOVIE SCREEN DEAD AHEAD!
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COME ON. LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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WE'LL GET DANGEROUS, THANK YOU.
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YOU STAY HERE.
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LOOKS LIKE A LAST SHOW,
MASTER TUSKERNINNI.
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SO GOSALYN ISN'T A
MALADJUSTED PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.
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THE VILLAINS JUMP
OFF MOVIE SCREENS.
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I WANT THAT IN WRITING.
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THIS INABILITY TO
FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS...
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IS IT GENETIC OR SOMETHING?
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MY LATEST VILLAINOUS SCHEME
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WILL BE THE MOST
SUCCESSFUL EVER.
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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I AM THE PLOT TWIST
IN THE SECOND REEL.
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I AM DARKWING DUCK!
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STOP THAT DO-GOOD DUCK.
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WHOA, NICE OUTFIT THERE.
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WHO'S YOUR EMBALMER?
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CONSTRAIN THE
ANNOYING INTRUDERS.
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TIE THEM UP!
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THE CAMERA,
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AS I EXPLAIN MY GRAND SCHEME
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TO MY... HA HA...
CAPTIVE AUDIENCE.
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BY USING THIS 3-D
PROJECTION GUN,
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I'M BRINGING TO LIFE
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AN ARMY OF FILM VILLAINS
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TO DO MY BIDDING.
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AS WE SAY IN THE
TRADE, "ROLL THEM!"
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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO STARS
IN THIS CLASSIC FILM?
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I DO.
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FLEABEARD, THE NASTIEST,
MOST GRUNGIEST MOST GROSS PIRATE
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WHO EVER SAILED THE SEVEN SEAS!
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OH, I HATE TO MISS YOUR FADE-OUT
SCENE, DARKWING DUCK,
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HA HA,
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BUT DESTINY CALLS.
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EN GARDE, INSECT FACE!
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THAT'S FLEABEARD, SWAB!
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I'LL HANG YOU FROM THE YEAREST
NARDARM, BE MUCKO.
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THAT'S NEAREST
YARDARM, ME BUCKO.
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AND THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTION.
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TIVER ME SHIMBERS!
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THE DEMENTED DIRECTOR HAS STAGED
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A CLEAN GETAWAY.
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THE WAY TO STOP THIS
FILMIC CRIME WAVE
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IS TO FIND TUSKERNINNI.
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WHERE DO WE LOOK FIRST?
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WE? NO, NO, NO.
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YOU'RE GOING HOME TO
SIGN THE CONTRACT.
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COME ON, SIGN HERE, DEAR...
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SWEETIE, LOVE OF MY LIFE...
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MY BENEFICIARY.
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TELL YOU WHAT, DAD.
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TAKE ME TO THE PREMIERE
OF SON OF KONGO, AND...
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YOU'LL SIGN IT?
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I'LL CONSIDER IT.
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SON OF KONGO'S NOT
ON MY "NO LIST."
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IT WAS UNTIL I ERASED IT.
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[SNORING]
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NOW I CAN SOLVE THIS
TUSKERNINNI CASE.
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I FEEL THE ANSWER IS
STARING US IN THE FACE.
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WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT
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TILL HE MAKES HIS NEXT MOVE.
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I'M TAKING TIME AWAY FROM
AN IMPORTANT CASE FOR THIS.
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RIGHT, DAD.
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THE THING'S STARTING.
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NOW BE A GOOD BABY.
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WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
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IT'S THAT DUMB CARTOON.
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IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE?
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NO. I THOUGHT WE
WERE SEEING SOMETHING
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ABOUT A GIANT GORILLA.
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GIANT GORILLA?
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GORILLA... GIANT...
A GIANT GORILLA.
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TUSKERNINNI!
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QUICKLY! PICK UP THE PACE!
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ALL RIGHT, HANDS UP!
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YOUR MAD SCHEME IS UNREELING
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BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES.
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WHOA! HEY!
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MY FILM GUN!
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MY GAS GUN!
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SORRY FOR REWRITING YOUR
SCRIPT, BUT...
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[CRASH]
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HOW'S IT GOING?
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POO! WE'VE LOST VALUABLE TIME.
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OOH! YOU GET OFF OF
ME, YOU OBNOXIOUS APE.
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COME ON! LET'S BE F-F-FRIENDS.
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I'D RATHER FACE A CHAIN
SAW-WIELDING ZOMBIE THAN THAT...
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SORRY, P-P-PAL, IT S-S-SLIPPED.
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AND NOW,
GET READY FOR THE BIG TIME.
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IT'S SHOWTIME!
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[GRRR]
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WITH YOU IN MY CAST,
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I'LL SOON HAVE ALL THE WEALTH IN ST.
CANARD.
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IN THIS SCENE, KONGO,
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THE LADY OF YOUR DREAMS
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HAS BEEN TAKEN INTO
THE JEWELRY STORE,
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SO YOU SMASH IT OPEN.
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AND... ACTION!
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NO MORE MONKEYSHINES,
TUSKERNINNI.
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AND NOW, KONGO, THE INFIDELS
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WHO STOLE YOUR
LADY LOVE FROM YOU.
243
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YOU ARE FURIOUS.
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[GRRR]
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YOU GRAB THEM.
246
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AND YOU HURL THEM
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INTO NEXT WEDNESDAY NIGHT...
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7:37 P.M.
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AAH! AAH!
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[CRASH]
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00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,624
WHEN I SAID TAKE FIVE,
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I DIDN'T MEAN FIVE BANANA TREES.
253
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,458
[GRUMBLE GRUMBLE]
254
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,457
IF YOU DON'T GET IN LINE,
255
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:29,625
YOU'LL NEVER WORK
IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.
256
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:42,749
I KNOW I'M GOING TO HATE
MYSELF TOMORROW, BUT...
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HEY!
258
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,707
YOU STEPPED IN SOMETHING!
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[HUH]
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[GRRR]
261
00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:59,415
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:02,582
I'M WATCHING THIS DUMB CARTOON
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00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,999
WHEN THE MAIN CHARACTER
DISAPPEARS AND... OH!
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IT'S KONGO IN PERSON.
265
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,999
GOSALYN, NO!
266
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,624
HEY, KONGO,
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
267
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:18,165
OH! THIS IS TOO HIP BY FAR.
268
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:24,000
WAIT TILL MY SCHOOL
COUNSELOR HEARS THIS ONE.
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00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,582
OOH! HEY, NOW!
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00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:36,375
WATCH IT, KONGO.
YOU DON'T WANT TO...
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HELP!
272
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:43,333
I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY
A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!
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00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:49,000
HEY, SOMEBODY! HELP ME!
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DARKWING DUCK!
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TUSKERNINNI,
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00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:07,332
IT'S TIME TO PAY BACK
THAT FAVOR YOU OWE ME.
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00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,832
SOMETHING TELLS ME
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP.
278
00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:13,624
I AM GOING TO HELP YOU...
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OUT OF THE PICTURE PERMANENTLY!
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00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:20,165
YOU, MY FRIENDS,
WHO HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED
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00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:22,165
IN SO MANY FILMS,
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00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:24,582
WHO WOULD LIKE THE CHANCE
283
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:28,207
TO DO AWAY WITH THE HERO?
284
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:33,332
HOW DID THE SNAKE-EYED
KID LOSE IN THE MOVIES?
285
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,875
IT WAS BONANZA BOB, THE LAWMAN.
286
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:41,166
SNAKE-EYE, I'M TAKIN' YOU IN.
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00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,500
AAH!
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00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,874
HAIL, GREAT MONGO!
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00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:10,375
THE INVADER IS YOURS.
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00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,832
AND MONGO?
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00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,832
SORRY, I NEVER SAW THAT ONE.
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00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:20,457
LORD ZAP OF PLANET
ZEBTON BEAT HIM!
293
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:23,957
LORD ZAP IS HIS NEPHEW-IN-LAW,
294
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:26,332
HE CAN CONTROL MONGO'S THOUGHTS!
295
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,874
I GOT YOU OUT OF THAT MOVIE!
296
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:33,458
I SAW IT THREE TIMES BEFORE.
297
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:39,457
YOUR EONS OF RULING
THE GALAXY ARE OVER.
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00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:44,290
I, YOUR RELATIVE, LORD
ZAP, AM HERE TO DEFEAT YOU.
299
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:49,707
AAH! NOT THE DREADED
ZEBTON MIND-MELD.
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00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:51,582
[HUMS ROCKABYE, BABY]
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00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,207
NO! NO!
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♪ LA TA TA DA DA DA DA ♪♪
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[SNORING]
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ZOMBIE!
305
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:12,624
OK, MISS GOREMONGER!
WHO'S THE HERO IN THIS PICTURE?
306
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,416
SOUTH DAKOTA SMITH!
307
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:18,457
NOW WHAT?
308
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:20,874
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
309
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,374
WHY NOT?
310
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,374
BECAUSE THE ZOMBIE WINS!
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00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,874
[CHAIN SAW REVS UP]
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GRRR! GRRR!
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00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:29,582
GRRR! GRRR!
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00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:32,000
[CHAIN SAW REVS UP]
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[WHISTLES]
316
00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:38,499
HIYA, P-P-PAL.
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[CHAIN SAW REVS UP]
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00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,583
OW!
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00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,500
[GRRR]
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00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:15,458
HA! THAT BIG MONKEY
WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM.
321
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:19,499
[GRRR]
322
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,458
[GRRR]
323
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:25,083
RELEASE THE CABLE, LAUNCHPAD!
324
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,750
[GRRR]
325
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,415
CUT THE CABLE!
326
00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:36,457
CUT THE CABLE ALREADY!
327
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:37,875
[GRRR]
328
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,999
JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES.
329
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,999
PLANES HAVE NO AFFECT ON HIM.
330
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,416
MOVIES? MOVIES! OF COURSE!
331
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,457
[SNAPS FINGERS]
332
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,582
YOU THERE, THE APE.
333
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:57,999
ME?
334
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,875
DO YOU SEE ANY
OTHER APES UP THERE?
335
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:09,457
IN THIS SCENE,
YOU DROP THE GIRL...
336
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,457
NO! CUT! STUNT DOUBLE!
337
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:12,874
STUNT...
338
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:15,000
DOUBLE!
339
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:19,999
YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN ME KILLED.
340
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,208
THE HEROINE ALWAYS
SURVIVES IN THESE PICTURES.
341
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,207
DESPERATE AND WEAK,
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00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:32,708
YOU BEGIN TO LOSE YOUR GRIP.
343
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,625
THEN... YOU FALL.
344
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:44,500
NO! LET'S CHANGE THAT!
YOU DON'T FALL!
345
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,832
CUT! PRINT! THAT'S A WRAP.
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00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:53,249
NOT QUITE.
347
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,707
YOUR FINAL SCENE HAS
YET TO BE PLAYED.
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00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,707
I COULD LEARN TO HATE MOVIES.
349
00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:02,832
REVERSE THE CHARGE ON HIS GUN
350
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:06,415
LIKE THEY DID IN
FANGMAN FROM FARGO.
351
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,874
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED
TO WATCH THAT.
352
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,332
THE ACT THREE FINALE
IS FINALLY HERE.
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00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,333
I'M NOT THROUGH
YET, TUSKERNINNI.
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00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,750
ACTION!
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00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,000
YEOW!
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00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,583
NOW THAT IS A WRAP.
357
00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:50,624
OH! KONGO, JIMMY, RUN!
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00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:53,624
SURE I SHOULD BE SEEING THIS?
359
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:55,624
IT'S KIND OF VIOLENT.
360
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:59,874
TRUE,
BUT IT HAS A VERY HAPPY ENDING.
361
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:00,583
HELP!
362
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:01,458
SOMEBODY!
363
00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:02,749
ANYBODY!
364
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,416
GET ME OUT OF THIS PICTURE!