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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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WE'RE SO LUCKY, LAUNCHPAD.

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AS WORLD-CLASS CRIME FIGHTERS

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WE CAN ESCAPE THE DRUDGERY
OF THE DOMESTICATED DWELLERS

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THAT SURROUND US.

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THEN, HOW COME WE HAVE
TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?

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A SMALL PRICE TO PAY
FOR THE PERFECT COVER.

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NO ONE CAN BOTHER US.

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EXCEPT HERB MUDDLEFOOT.

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QUICK, IN HERE.

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HERB'S IN HIS
QUACKERWARE SELLING MODE.

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AND I CAN'T STAND
THE WAY HE SAYS...

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HEY, NEIGHBOR.

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OH, THE JOYS OF ADJOINING YARDS.

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THIS IS OUR BIGGEST SELLER.

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MODEL Q-73-01.

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BUT I CALL IT BUDDY.

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WHAT IS THIS,
CAREER DAY AT KINDERGARTEN?

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MY GOSH, THE FLASH QUACK!

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GEE, HERB,
DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU

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YOUR HEAD RESEMBLES ONE
OF YOUR BEST SELLERS?

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REALLY, DRAKESTER?

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SAY, THIS ISN'T A BAD
LITTLE CONTAINER, HERB.

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WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT THE
MATCHING PITCHER AND DESSERT SET.

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FINE. I'LL TAKE IT.
I'LL TAKE IT.

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SEE, DRAKE,
HERB IS A PRETTY GOOD SALESMAN.

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RIGHT.

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BYE, HERB. GOTTA GO.

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GOTTA GET TO WORK.

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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

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YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE
ME, DARKWING.

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I HAVE A MOST PERPLEXING CASE.

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A WILDLY VILLAIN HAS SLIPPED THROUGH
THE HANDS OF OUR BEST AGENTS.

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THAT'S WHY I'VE CALLED YOU IN.

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NATURALLY.

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AGENT GRYZLIKOFF...

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IS TOTALLY INCOMPETENT. I AGREE.

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IT TAKES SOMEONE WILLING
TO BREAK THE RULES

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TO SOLVE THE TOUGHEST CASES.

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HE'S A BUFFOON. WHY, HE'S...

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I THOUGHT I SMELLED
SOMETHING BURNING.

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I'LL GET THE FILE.

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OUR VILLAIN IS A
SUSPECTED JEWEL THIEF

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WHO HAS BEEN TRACKED
ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.

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NOW SEVERAL ST.
CANARD HOMES HAVE BEEN HIT.

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AND LOCAL AUTHORITIES HAVE
ASKED US TO LOOK INTO IT.

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AND WHAT'S THIS
FOWL FIEND'S FETISH?

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A QUACKERWARE SALESMAN.

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QUACKERWARE?

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A BRILLIANT COVER. LOOK.

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HERB?

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THERE'S A MISTAKE HERE, J.
GANDER.

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HERB MUDDLEFOOT'S NOT YOUR MAN.

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I REFUSE TO TAKE THIS CASE.

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YOU WON'T TAKE THE CASE?

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YOU'RE NOT ONE OF OUR AGENTS,

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SO, TECHNICALLY,
I CAN'T MAKE YOU TAKE IT.

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YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T.

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AGENT GRYZLIKOFF,
I TURN THE CASE OVER TO YOU.

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THANK YOU, WARY MUCH.

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YOU WILL NOT BE DISSIPATED.

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I WAS PREPARED...

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WAIT A MINUTE!

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I'M THE EXOTIC VILLAINS
EXPERT AROUND HERE.

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AND I SAY YOU SHOULD
DROP THE CASE.

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ARMED WITH THE LATEST S.H.U.S.H.
TECHNOLOGY,

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I WILL FINISH THIS MUDDLEFOOT.

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BUT I TOLD YOU, HE'S NOT A SPY.

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WE STILL MUST INVESTIGATE.

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THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER
WAY TO PROTECT HERB.

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YOU WANT TO LEARN
ABOUT QUACKERWARE?

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INCREDIBLE AS IT SEEMS, YES.

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I COULD USE THE EXTRA CASH.

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AND THIS QUACKERWARE
THING'S PRETTY PROFITABLE.

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YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

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YOU'RE A MILLIONAIRE
WITH QUACKERWARE!

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THERE YOU GO.
ENJOY YOUR QUACKERWARE.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
MR. MUDDLEFOOT.

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HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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SO, HERB MUDDLEFOOT,
MR. SALESMAN OF THE DECADE,

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WHO SAYS WEASEL LOMAN IS
A QUACKERWARE FAILURE?

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TURNING ORDINARY QUACKERWARE
INTO THIEVING ROBOTIC SLAVES

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IS WEASEL LOMAN'S
SUCCESS OF THE CENTURY!

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I JUST NEED MORE RAW MATERIAL.

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WELCOME TO THE WORLD
OF QUACKERWARE.

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OF COURSE, MY MAIN SUPPLY'S
LOCKED UP DOWN AT THE PLANT.

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LIKE A SECOND HOME TO ME

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IS THE QUACKERWARE FACTORY.

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WHAT A MOTOR MOUTH.

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MEET THE FINEST YEAR-ROUND
FOOD STORAGE SYSTEM MADE.

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SUMMER, WINTER,
SPRING, OR AUTUMN,

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PRESS THE BUBBLE ON THE BOTTOM.

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NEXT, DRESS FOR SUCCESS.

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YES, I CHOSE TO BE HERE.

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DRAKESTER, ON A SALE,

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YOU MUST ACT LIKE
A SECRET AGENT.

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HERE. YOU'RE GONNA WEAR THIS.

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YOUR CARRYING CASE.

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DRAKESTER, I THINK WE BETTER LOOK AT THE
SALES TECHNIQUE REINFORCEMENT SLIDES.

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NUMBER 1... KNOW YOUR PRODUCT.

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NUMBER 2...
YOU GOTTA KNOW THE TERRITORY.

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UUM, NO SIGN OF GRYZLIKOFF
YET IN THIS AREA.

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WHAT'S THAT, HERB?

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OH, NOTHING.

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THAT'S ME WINNING THE
SALESMAN OF THE YEAR AWARD.

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I DON'T KNOW HOW
THAT GOT IN THERE.

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SALESMAN OF THE YEAR?

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HERB MUST HAVE A PRETTY
GOOD PRODUCT HERE.

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ANOTHER SALESMAN OF THE YEAR?

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NO, NO.
THAT'S SALESMAN OF THE DECADE.

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DECADE? DECADE?

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WELL, JUST ONE DECADE.

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HERB, YOU'RE OUR REAL HERO.

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OUR NEIGHBORHOOD HERO.

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ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT.
LET'S SELL SOME QUACKERWARE.

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THAT'S THE SPIRIT. DRAKESTER.

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A SALESMAN'S ZEAL IS
THE AIR-TIGHT SEAL

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ON A QUACKERWARE DEAL.

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COME ON, DRAKESTER.

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GOOD DAY, MADAME.
MUDDLEFOOT HERE.

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HERB MUDDLEFOOT.
LET ME INTRODUCE THE QUACKERWARE BRAND.

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HERB MUDDLEFOOT, MY STARS!

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EVERYBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE.

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WHATEVER YOU'VE
GOT, I'LL TAKE IT.

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I'LL TAKE IT ALL.

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WAIT'LL I TELL MY FRIEND, DORIS,
THAT HERB MUDDLEFOOT WAS HERE!

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WOW! HERB MUDDLEFOOT'S
GOT GROUPIES.

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OH, NO. GRYZLIKOFF!

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AH-HA. I'VE GOT YOU IN MY
SIGHTS, MR. MUDDLEFOOTER.

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GOTTA PROTECT HERB. HERB!

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COME ON, DRAKE.

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HEY!

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WHOOOA!

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HERB, ARE YOU OK?

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO BUMP YOU.

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YOU CAN SHAKE IT,

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BUT YOU JUST CAN'T BREAK IT.

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LET ME TRY THIS ONE.

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REMEMBER, DRAKE,
QUACKERWARE WILL TAKE YOU THERE.

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THANKS, HERB.
THAT'S VERY ZEN OF YOU.

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HELLO, MADAME, MALLARD HERE.

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DRAKE MALLARD.
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE QUACKERWARE.

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FAVE OF OTHER PEOP... EVERYBODY.

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OH, REALLY?
SHOW ME HOW IT WORKS.

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YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

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WELL... YOU'RE LOOKING AT...

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ONE OF THE STUPIDEST
PRODUCTS IN THE LAND.

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DOES THIS DO ANYTHING?

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DON'T TELL ME... A SALESMAN'S
DEAL IS THE AIR-TIGHT SMILE...

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OH, LET ME TAKE THE NEXT
ONE, HERB.

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I KNOW I CAN DO IT.

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WELL, ALL RIGHT,

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BUT IF YOU GET STUCK,
THIS TIME REMEMBER

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TO CALL ME FOR HELP.

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I WON'T BE NERVOUS.
I WON'T BE NERVOUS.

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GOOD DAY, MADAME. MALLARD HERE.
MADAME. NO, I'M MALLARD.

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ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
QUACKERWARE.

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AIR-TIGHT AND FULL OF ZEAL,

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IT'S OLDEST WHEN WE
SOLD IT ON THE DAY...

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SORRY, BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR CARNIVAL PERFORMERS.

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WAIT. GIVE ME A CHANCE.

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AT LEAST LET ME GET MY...

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FOOT IN THE DOOR.

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OH, WHY CAN'T I SELL
JUST ONE CRUMMY BOWL?

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ONE LITTLE PLATE?

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ANYTHING.

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HERE'S SOMETHING
TO HELP YOU OUT...

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THE QUACKERWARE CHEER.

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♪ LIKE THE HUNDRED
LEGS ON A CENTIPEDE ♪

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♪ WE MOVE FORWARD IN
A GREAT STAMPEDE ♪

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♪ EVEN THE OTHER
GUYS MUST CONCEDE ♪

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♪ QUACKERWARE SALESMEN
ARE A SPECIAL BREED ♪♪

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I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE SO
TALENTED, HERB.

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MUDDLEFOOT HAS A NEW APPRENTICE.

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HE NEVER LET ME
BE HIS APPRENTICE.

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MY QUACKERWARE BEEPER!

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DUTY CALLS. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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YOU GUARD THE SAMPLES.

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HERB MUDDLEFOOT HERE.

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THERE'S NEVER A COMPLAINER
WITH A QUACKERWARE CONTAINER.

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WHOM AM I SPEAKING TO?

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THIS IS MRS. JOHN Q. PUBLIC,

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AND I'M A COMPLAINER.

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I DON'T LIKE MY QUACKERWARE.

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I DEMAND A REFUND NOW!

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OH, NO! THIS IS HORRIBLE!

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QUICK.
GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS, MA'AM.

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I'VE GOT TO GO ON A SPECIAL
CALL, DRAKESTER.

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YOU TAKE THE QUACKERWARE
AND KEEP ON GOING, OK?

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I'LL CATCH UP TO YOU
LATER A FEW BLOCKS DOWN.

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SALESMAN OF THE DECADE, HA!

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IF HE CAN DO IT, SO CAN I.

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I'LL SELL THIS QUACKERWARE
IF IT KILLS ME.

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MALE SOCIAL DEVIATE.

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HEY! GIVE ME...

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A BOMB SHELTER.

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NOTHING LIKE GETTING BLOWN
UP TO BOOST THE OLD MORALE.

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HEY, HERB, COME BACK.

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GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.

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I'M JUST GETTING THE HANG OF IT.

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HERB!

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SO MR. HERB DOES
NOT WORK ALONE...

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HE HAS AN ACROPOLIS.

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NOW I GET TWO BIRDS
WITH ONE STONE.

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HERB! OH, NO. DIVERSION TIME.

233
00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:45,415
HEY! YOU! OVER HERE, LARD HIPS.

234
00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:47,707
I BET YOU CAN'T JUMP THIS FENCE.

235
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,874
I SHOW YOU WHO CAN DO WHAT,

236
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,875
MR. HERB'S COHORT.

237
00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:57,875
ACE IN THE HOLE.

238
00:12:18,416 --> 00:12:21,875
COME ON. TALK TO ME.

239
00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:27,624
TIME FOR PHASE TWO. HA-HA-HA.

240
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:30,624
A LITTLE DAB OF PAINT
AND YOU GUYS'LL BE READY

241
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,124
FOR HIGH SOCIETY.

242
00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:35,250
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

243
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:42,457
WELL,
THIS IS THE ADDRESS ALL RIGHT.

244
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:45,415
BUT THERE SEEMS
TO BE NOBODY HOME.

245
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:48,124
GEE, I HOPE DRAKE'S DOING OK

246
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:50,124
OUT THERE ON THE
QUACKERWARE TRAIL.

247
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:52,291
I BETTER GET BACK.

248
00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:58,500
NOW WHO SHOULD I START WITH?

249
00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,957
EENIE, MEENIE, MINIE...

250
00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:03,875
HERB!

251
00:13:03,876 --> 00:13:05,999
EENIE, MEENIE, MINIE, HERB?

252
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:10,875
HERB, YOU'RE GOTTA
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.

253
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,415
SAY, THIS IS SOME NEIGHBORHOOD.

254
00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:16,582
I BET WE CAN MAKE A
REAL KILLING HERE.

255
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,457
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS,

256
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,582
BUT YOU ARE A PRO.

257
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,124
YOU KNOW IT, KID.

258
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:28,291
STICK WITH ME AND WE'LL SWING
INTO SOME HIGH-GEAR SELLING.

259
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,999
YES.

260
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,874
YOU SHOULD BUY SOME
QUACKERWARE, PAL.

261
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,374
IT'S REAL GOOD, SEE?

262
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:37,457
SUCH LOW-CLASS PRODUCTS WILL
NEVER CROSS THIS THRESHOLD.

263
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:41,082
THIS HOUSE CONTAINS
ABSOLUTELY NO PLASTICS.

264
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:43,457
WELL, CHECK THIS OUT, BOSCO.

265
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,332
SPECIAL GOLD-LEAF
EDITION QUACKERWARE,

266
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,999
JUST FOR SNOOTS LIKE YOURSELF.

267
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,874
OH, WELL,
THAT'S QUITE DIFFERENT ALTOGETHER.

268
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:51,333
I'LL TAKE FIVE.

269
00:13:55,875 --> 00:14:00,500
HEY, I DIDN'T SEE
THAT IN THE CATALOG.

270
00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,874
LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD
AND START ON THE NEXT HOUSE?

271
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:06,750
OK.

272
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:11,499
THEY SAID I DIDN'T
UNDERSTAND QUACKERWARE.

273
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:15,458
WELL, THIS PUTS A WHOLE
NEW LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING.

274
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,332
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAY UP
HERE, DRAKE?

275
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,415
THIS STREET ISN'T
ON OUR SALES ROUTE.

276
00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:31,207
BUT, HERB, I CAME HERE WITH YOU.

277
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:35,124
WAIT A MINUTE.
I LEFT YOU UP THE STREET.

278
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,207
THERE YOU ARE. RIGHT OVER...

279
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,957
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

280
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:42,457
WHATEVER IT IS,
IT'S NOT IN MY CATALOG.

281
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,458
THAT GUY'S A BIG PHONEY.

282
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,707
YOU GOTTA LOT OF NERVE, FELLA!

283
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,583
GET UP HERE!

284
00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:06,332
A MASK!
HEY, I'VE BEEN PLAYED FOR A SAP.

285
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,708
THAT'S GRYZLIKOFF'S DEPARTMENT.

286
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,290
IT'S WEASEL LOMAN.

287
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:15,374
YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT, MUDDLEFOOT.

288
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:18,624
HE WAS A DISGRACE TO
THE QUACKERWARE CORPS.

289
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:21,499
A STAIN ON THE BOWL OF LIFE.

290
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,165
WELL, LISTEN TO THE BOY SCOUT.

291
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:26,457
QUACKERWARE'S A
TENTH-RATE PRODUCT

292
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:29,832
THAT TAUGHT ME TO REALIZE
ITS TRUE POTENTIAL.

293
00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:32,249
YOU CAN DISGRACE YOURSELF

294
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:35,249
AND YOU CAN DISGRACE ME, WEASEL,

295
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:38,415
BUT WHEN YOU START
MESSING WITH QUACKERWARE,

296
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:43,458
THAT'S IT FOR OL' HERB MUDDLEFOOT.
COME ON.

297
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:56,083
LOOKS LIKE TWO
BEACHBALLS WITH A GRUDGE.

298
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,707
YIKES, GRYZLIKOFF!

299
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,333
THIS IS JOB FOR...

300
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:09,999
THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

301
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,583
DARKWING DUCK! THIS IS MY CASE!

302
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,207
DUCK, YOU ARE RIGHT!

303
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,999
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.

304
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,707
NOW LET'S PUT OUR DIFFERENCES
ASIDE AND WORK TO...

305
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,290
GRYZLIKOFF?

306
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,333
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?

307
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,999
HEY, WHERE'D EVERYBODY...

308
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,332
HEY, YOU COME BACK HERE!

309
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,000
QUACKERWARE SHOULDN'T
TURN TO A LIFE OF CRIME.

310
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,958
STEP ON IT!

311
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,249
ICE CREAM TRUCK HAS OTHER USES.

312
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,708
I WILL GET THEM WITH MY
FRIGID FREEZER WEAPON.

313
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,874
NICE SHOOTIN', SUNDANCE.

314
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,875
GIMME THAT THING.

315
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,875
ONE FROZEN WEASEL-ON-A-STICK
COMING UP.

316
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,583
THIS IS NOT HELPFUL.

317
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:10,874
WHEN'D YOU GET BACK?

318
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:13,875
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN...

319
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,583
YOUR WINDSHIELD.

320
00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:32,583
I LOST HIM.
YES, YES, YES, I DID.

321
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:42,124
NOT BAD, BUT FOR PHASE THREE

322
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:45,082
I'LL NEED A TON OF
GENUINE QUACKERWARE.

323
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:47,999
WHAT YOU'LL NEED IS A TON OF
GOOD LAWYERS WITH NO MORALS.

324
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,749
DARKWING DUCK!

325
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:52,707
CORRECT! I SHOULD BLAST
YOU RIGHT NOW FOR LARCENY,

326
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:55,290
KIDNAPPING AND DOING A BAD
HERB MUDDLEFOOT IMITATION.

327
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,415
I THOUGHT I WAS PRETTY GOOD.

328
00:17:57,416 --> 00:18:00,582
SORRY WE'LL NEVER GET TO DO
A SIDE-BY-SIDE COMPARISON.

329
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:01,500
THE REAL HERB IS SAFELY...

330
00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:05,291
OH, COME ON, GUYS.
QUACKERWARE DOESN'T NEED A CRIMINAL RECORD.

331
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,958
IN YOUR GRASP.

332
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:16,166
ALL RIGHT,
PUT DOWN THE GUN, DUCK!

333
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,832
THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED FROM
YOU, MUDDLEFOOT...

334
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:23,624
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S A TRADE SECRET.

335
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:26,999
NOT FOR A FORMER
QUACKERWARE SALESMAN.

336
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,624
WITH THE COMPANY'S SUPPLY
AND YOU TWO OUT OF THE WAY

337
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,707
I'LL HAVE IT ALL.

338
00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:35,624
YOU AND QUACKERWARE
WILL BE NOTHING.

339
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,207
HUH-HUH-HAH-HAH-HAH

340
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,124
CLASSIC VILLAIN RANTING.

341
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,832
LET HIM GO, WEASEL.

342
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:44,749
LET HIM GO?

343
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:48,625
HA-HA, ALL RIGHT.

344
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:55,125
I MEANT LET HIM GO SAFELY.

345
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:01,999
YEOW! WE'RE OUT OF PLASTICS!

346
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:06,124
HAVE A REGULAR QUACKERWARE
PARTY, GUYS.

347
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,708
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

348
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,833
HYAH!

349
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:23,249
WAIT A MINUTE.
SUMMER, WINTER, SPRING, OR AUTUMN,

350
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,708
PRESS THE BUBBLE ON THE BOTTOM.

351
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,458
WHY CAN'T THIS BE SIMPLE?

352
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,707
OH, BOY.

353
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:45,999
WEASEL'S HEADED FOR
THE QUACKERWARE PLANT.

354
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,582
I CAN HELP YOU.
I KNOW THAT FACTORY

355
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,165
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND.

356
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:56,083
MR. MUDDLEFOOT,
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

357
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:03,957
JACKPOT!

358
00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:07,749
ONCE I MUTATE THIS
ENTIRE INVENTORY

359
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:10,499
I CAN STEAL ALL THE
JEWELS ON EARTH.

360
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,707
GIVE UP THIS FOLLY, EVIL ONE,

361
00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:14,957
AND SURRENDER TO ME.

362
00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:16,875
DARKWING DUCK!

363
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,208
OOOH!

364
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,583
YAAA-HOO-HOOO!

365
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:39,082
LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST FINISHED
THE QUACKERWARE DERBY, DUCK.

366
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:42,124
WRONG.
WE'RE ABOUT TO FINISH YOU.

367
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:46,458
WE? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?

368
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,332
THIS ARMY, WEASEL.

369
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:55,208
HERB MUDDLEFOOT,
ONE-MAN QUACKERWARE DEFENSE SQUAD.

370
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:58,708
OOOH!
WHO TAUGHT HIM MARTIAL ARTS?

371
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:07,000
[ TARZAN YELL ]

372
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,166
YAAAAA!

373
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:19,958
GOOD WORK, MR. MUDDLEFOOT.

374
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,457
ALL RIGHT, MR. DUCK DARKWING.

375
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:26,582
THIS IS MY CASE, MY ARREST.

376
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,457
WHERE IS MY VILLAIN?

377
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:32,416
HE SHOULD BE HERE
ANY SECOND NOW.

378
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:42,125
WE GIFT WRAPPED HIM FOR
YOU, GRYZ.

379
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,874
OH, MR. MUDDLEFOOT,

380
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:53,707
I JUST SAW DRAKE MALLARD OUTSIDE...
GOOD-LOOKING CUSS...

381
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:55,290
AND HE WANTED ME TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.

382
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:56,582
REALLY?

383
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,582
YES, REALLY. DRAKE SAID...

384
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:02,332
♪ LIKE THE HUNDRED
LEGS ON A CENTIPEDE ♪

385
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:04,457
♪ WE MOVE FORWARD IN
A GREAT STAMPEDE ♪

386
00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:06,499
♪ EVEN THE OTHER
GUYS MUST CONCEDE ♪

387
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,374
♪ QUACKERWARE SALESMEN
ARE A SPECIAL BREED ♪♪

388
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:13,208
WHY, THAT DRAKESTER. WHAT A GUY.