♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
DARKWING DUCK, TORMENTOR OF THE GUILTY,
HAD DONE HIS JOB WELL.
HE HAD WASHED THE CITY CLEAN OF CRIME
LIKE A... DAMP MOP? THAT'S NOT DRAMATIC.
SCOURING PAD? SQUEEGEE?
I GOT IT!
HE'D WASHED THE CITY CLEAN LIKE A...
TIDAL WAVE?
SOMEWHAT UNUSUAL FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR.
WE DON'T GENERALLY GET TIDAL WAVES UNTIL...
HELLO. A FLASHQUACK MESSAGE?
[CRASH]
"URGENT. COME TO SHUSH IMMEDIATELY.
"YOUR ASSISTANCE IS URGENTLY REQUIRED.
REPEAT... URGENT."
SOUNDS LIKE IT'S URGENT.
WE HAVE AN URGENT SITUATION, DARKWING DUCK.
THERE'S BEEN A FLOOD OF TIDAL WAVES WORLDWIDE.
UH, YES, J. GANDER. I HEARD ABOUT IT.
OBVIOUSLY CAUSED BY VOLCANIC ACTIVITY
WITH A SEISMIC FORCE OF 7.3,
AN EPICENTER IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE.
A MOST IMPRESSIVE DEDUCTION,
BUT THESE WAVES AREN'T NATURAL DISASTERS.
WHICH LEADS ME TO CONCLUDE
THEY MUST BE UNNATURAL DISASTERS!
MOST UNNATURAL, INDEED.
SHOW HIM THE NOTE, AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
THIS WAS RECEIVED FROM F.O.W.L.,
THE FIENDISH ORGANIZATION FOR WORLD LARCENY.
I KNOW WHAT IT STANDS FOR!
THEY THREATEN DEVASTATION OF THE PLANET
UNLESS $90 KAZILLION ARE TURNED OVER TO THEM
WITHIN 72 HOURS.
SEE WHY WE NEED YOUR HELP?
I GUESS I COULD KICK IN A FEW BUCKS.
IT'S YOUR EXPERTISE WE NEED, NOT MONEY.
OH, OH, YES. OF COURSE.
YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON MY EXPERTISE.
YOU'LL FLY HERE IN THE STEALTH SHUTTLE,
A VEHICLE DEVELOPED FOR THE SPACE PROGRAM.
AFTER I SUMMON MY CRACK PILOT LAUNCHPAD,
I'LL BE READY TO GO.
NO. THIS VEHICLE IS SO COMPLEX,
IT CAN ONLY BE FLOWN
BY THE SHUTTLE'S TEST PILOT.
WHO IS ME.
HOLD THE PHONE!
I'M NOT FLYING WITH LAUGHING BOY HERE.
YOU DON'T BELONG
WITH SHUSH MISSION ANYWAY!
NOW, NOW, AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
I WANT YOU TWO WORKING AS A TEAM.
IS THAT CLEAR?
NOW, GENTLEMEN, OUR RESEARCH STAFF
HAS DESIGNED NEW EQUIPMENT YOU MAY FIND USEFUL.
THIS WRISTWATCH, FOR INSTANCE,
IS ACTUALLY A VERY DESTRUCTIVE GRENADE.
IT'S RUNNING SLOW.
TO SET IT OFF, PULL THE STEM.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
THEN PUSH IT BACK IN.
HMM! EQUIPMENT IN WORKING ORDER.
CHECK.
[J. GANDER] DARKWING, PLEASE, YOU MUST REMEMBER,
THE FATE OF THE WORLD DEPENDS UPON YOU
AND AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
STEP ON IT. IT'S ALREADY 4 P.M.,
AND WE'RE STILL NOT THERE.
WE FLY SO FAST, IT ONLY FEELS LIKE WE'RE MOVING SLOW.
IT IS ACTUALLY 11:00 YESTERDAY MORNING.
REGULATIONS SAY KEEP YOUR TIMEPIECE SET CORRECTLY.
OH, REGULATIONS!
WELL, O.K. FINE. THERE.
SEE? I SET... IT.
OOPS.
YOU AND YOUR REGULATIONS!
AUTO-RADAR DEVICE IS GONE!
SO YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IF WE'RE GOING
EAST OR WEST OR UP...
WE'RE GOING DOWN!
TURN RIGHT!
NO! LEFT.
LEFT! RIGHT! RIGHT! RIGHT!
IN ANOTHER 48 HOURS, F.O.W.L. HIGH COMMAND
IS GONNA BE 90 KAZILLION SAMOLEONS RICHER.
HEY, MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME
TO ASK FOR A RAISE, HAH?
[CRASH]
YO-HO-HO! WHAT WAS THAT?
I THINK IT WAS A COCONUT, BOSS.
LET ME SEE THAT.
YOU'VE KAPUTTED ENTIRE CRAFT,
NEARLY EXPIRATING OUR LIVES!
CHILL OUT, WILL YA, GRYZ?
JUST BE GRATEFUL THESE...
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGH!
[THUD]
WATCH YOURSELF. THAT FIRST STEP'S A...
DOOZY.
[STEELBEAK] AGENT GRYZLYFACE, TOO?
UGH!
BETTER STEP ASIDE.
SO I CAN GET HIT BY COCONUT?
NO.
THE SHUTTLE IS ABOUT TO...
FALL.
[J. GANDER] AGENT GRYZLIKOFF!
DARKWING DUCK!
WE'RE HERE, J. GANDER,
WHEREVER HERE IS.
SHUTTLE WAS SEVERELY DAMAGED
DUE TO INCOMPETENT BUNGLING OF NOODLENUT!
NOODLENUT?
IF F.O.W.L.'s PLAN IS NOT STOPPED,
THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED!
IF WORLD IS DESTROYED, IS HIS FAULT.
IT IS NOT!
NOT, NOT, NOT! IS, IS, IS!
STOP THIS SQUABBLING!
YOU MUST WORK AS A TEAM!
THOSE TWO WANNA STOP MY MAD PLAN?
WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME THIS TEAM
HAD A LITTLE COACHING, AH?
J. GANDER'S RIGHT.
WE CAN'T FIGHT WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD'S DEPENDING ON US.
LET'S PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES AND WORK AS A TEAM.
DA, COMRADE.DA. WHAT DO WE DO FIRST?
IT'LL BE DARK SOON. WE MUST BUILD A SHELTER.
YOU GO CHOP DOWN 15 TALL PALM TREES.
DA. RIGHT.
WE ALSO HAVE TO EAT,
SO GATHER A COUPLE DOZEN COCONUTS.
WELL, GET TO IT, PARTNER.
DA, DA. RIGHT. CHOP 15 PALM TREES.
GATHER TWO DOZEN COCONUTS, AND...
HMMM...
OH!
[FUMING]
♪ YA TA-TOOTIE ♪♪
WHAT WILL YOU BE DOING, COMRADE PARTNER?
WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO THE DIRTY WORK
AND GUARD THE SHUTTLE.
OH.DA, COMRADE. DA.
OF COURSE.
♪ YA TOO TOO TOO TOO ♪
♪ YA TA... ♪♪
WATCH IT, OLD PAL. YOU NEARLY BEANED ME.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, COMRADE.
NO, BUT WE DID.
WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU DIDN'T DO,
DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
BUT I DID NOTHING.
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT CALLING ME A LIAR, OLD AMIGO.
ALL RIGHT. THAT DOES IT.
PTOOEY.
AGE-OLD QUESTION... IF A TREE FALLS ON A BEAR IN THE WOODS,
DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?
WHOA!
HMM... YES.
I'D SAY THAT'S DEFINITELY A SOUND.
THAT OUGHTA HEAT THE COLD WAR BACK UP AGAIN.
I'LL SQUEEZE FEATHERS OUT OF YOU!
WHAT AM I DOING?
WE ARE PALSY-WALSY, RIGHT?
RIGHT.
WE FORGET THIS LITTLE TIFF
AND LET NYLONS BE NYLONS, RIGHT?
RIGHT.
HEY, GRYZ.
ALLEY-OOP!
WHY DO YOU THROW COCONUT ONTO MY HEAD?
YOU CATCH IT WHEN I SAY,
"HEY, GRYZ. ALLEY-OOP."
SUCH FUN AND GAMES ARE NOT COVERED IN REGULATIONS.
GRYZ, GRYZ, GRYZ.
THIS THING IS NO GOOD.
STOP. SMELL THE ROSES.
TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. LOOSEN UP!
REGULATIONS SAY IS FIVE MINUTES PAST BEDTIME.
I MUST HIT HAYSTACK.
I'D HATE TO BE MAROONED ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH HIM.
OH, YEAH. I AM MAROONED ON AN ISLAND WITH HIM.
[DARKWING] GET RID OF... TOMORROW... GRYZLIK...
[TAPE REWINDS]
TOMORROW I'LL GET RID OF GRYZLIKOFF.
NICE EDIT, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
TOMORROW I GET RID OF GRYZLIKOFF.
SO DUCK THINKS HE PULLS FAST ONE, AH?
AH... AHEM.
WHERE ARE YOU, GRYZ? FIXING BREAKFAST?
I LIKE MY EGGS OVER EASY WITH HASH...
YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!
GRYZLIKOFF, YOU COME BACK HEEEEEEEERRRRRRE!
HE'LL NEVER CATCH ME.
NO ONE CAN SWIM THAT FAR.
EXCEPT SOMEONE WHO SWAM THE CHANNEL TWICE
WHILE WEARING A STRAITJACKET.
YOU WANTED TO GET RID OF ME.
WAS IT ME WHO SKIPPED OUT ON A RAFT?
EN GARDE!
[PANTING AND WHEEZING]
O.K. THAT'S IT.
THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!
HERE'S THE DEAL, GRYZLIKOFF.
THIS IS MY SIDE. THAT IS YOURS.
DURING YOUR CHILDISH PAINTING,
I HAVE ALMOST REPAIRED SHUTTLE.
DON'T TOUCH IT ON MY SIDE. DEAL?
DEAL!
WELL, WELL, WELL.
DO I DETECT A NOTE OF TENSION
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP?
LET'S SEE WHAT HELP WE CAN BE.
GET YOUR HAND OFF OF COCONUT.
NO, YOU LET GO.
IT FELL OFF MY TREE.
IT FELL ONTO MY SIDE. SO, IT'S MINE!
IS NOT! IS, TOO!
TOO, TOO, TOO! NOT, NOT, NOT!
[J. GANDER] DARKWING! GRYZLIKOFF!
YES, J. GANDER?
F.O.W.L.'s DEADLINE IS DRAWING NEARER.
YES, J. GANDER.
YOU MUST COOPERATE TO REPAIR THE INSTRUMENTS.
IS NOT MY FAULT. IS HIS.
HE'S FULL OF BORSCHT. IT'S HIS FAULT.
GENTLEMEN, GEN...
WELL!
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW, COMRADE!
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.
GRYZLIKOFF, LOOK!
HA! I'M NOT FALLING FOR OLDEST TRICK IN BOOKLET.
AAH! AAH!
[DARKWING COUGHING]
OH... UGH!
YECCHH!
NOT THAT I CARE, BUT THERE'S A FISH IN YOUR EAR.
I CANNOT HEAR YOU. THERE'S A FISH IN MY EAR.
HELLO. ANCIENT CAVE PAINTINGS.
THESE STRANGE GRIDS ARE NO DOUBT
PRIMITIVE ATTEMPTS AT MATHEMATICS.
USING MY KNOWLEDGE OF PREHISTORIC PAINTINGS,
I'D SAY THESE WERE DONE ABOUT...
10 MINUTES AGO.
STEELBEAK'S EGG MEN.
THAT YOKESTER WAS BEHIND ALL THIS!
OH, BOYS.
HOW 'BOUT SOME TEAMWORK? A LITTLE ALLEY-OOP?
I DO NOT NEED THE ALLEYS OR OOPS.
WATCH. YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING.
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT IN OLD COUNTRY.
COMRADE, WAIT.
DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE ONCE MORE FRIENDS?
WELL...
NAAAAAH! NAAAAAH!
HA HA HA! AWRIGHT.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
FOR A MINUTE THERE,
I THOUGHT THINGS WOULD GET MUSHY.
SILLY ME. NOW C'MON!
I PERSONALLY WANNA THANK YOUSE
FOR BUYIN' ME SOME TIME.
NOW I CAN BLOW THIS JOINT
AND GET READY FOR THE BIG WASHOUT.
I THOUGHT THIS ISLAND WAS YOUR HEADQUARTERS.
I'LL MAKE IT SIMPLE FOR A SIMPLETON LIKE YOU...
THERE'S ONLY ONE FORCE STRONG ENOUGH
TO CONTROL THE TIDES.
COCONUTS?
NO, NOT COCONUTS. THE MOON. THE MOON!
SEE YA... NEVER!
WELL, HERE IS ANOTHER FINE MESS
YOU HAVE GOT US INTO, COMRADE!
MY FAULT?
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
NO WAY, NOODLENIK. WAS YOUR FAULT.
GRYZ, IS THIS REALLY THE TIME TO ASSIGN BLAME?
WHAT SAY WE CALL A TRUCE?
WE TRIED TRUCE. IT FAILED.
I HAVE NO OBJECTION TO ANOTHER TRY.
ON THREE, SWING RIGHT.
WE SWING LEFT.
RIGHT, RIGHT! LEFT, LEFT!
LEFT, LEFT! RIGHT, RIGHT!
YAAAAAAAHHHHH!
IS THE SHUTTLE WORKING?
IS IN 90% OF WORKING ORDER.
WE HAVE TO STOP STEELBEAK.
IMPOSSIBLE. QUADRUPLICATE REQUISITION FORMS
ARE NEEDED TO LEAVE HEMISPHERE.
TO LEAVE THE STRATOSPHERE,
THE PAPERWORK WOULD BE ASTROLOGICAL!
SUIT YOURSELF, GRYZ.
NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I SAVE THE WORLD!
LET'S SEE. THIS SHOULD BE THE IGNITION.
IT MUST BE THIS ONE...
OR THIS ONE.
AHA!
I MUST BE CRAZY FOR DOING THIS.
I JUST REALIZED
I DO NOT HAVE COORDINATES TO FIND MOON.
AIM FOR THAT WHITE BALL.
YOU MIGHT WANNA START HITTING THE BRAKES NOW.
REMEMBER I SAID SHUTTLE IS 90% FIXED?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. SO?
BRAKES ARE IN OTHER 10%.
IEEEEEEEEEE! YEEEEEEEAGH!
HOO BOY!
THAT MAP COMPANY'S GONNA HEAR FROM ME.
SEA OF TRANQUILITY, MY BEAK!
HERE IS OXYGEN HELMET, COMRADE FRIEND.
THANKS, PAL.
I AM ABOUT TO BECOME FIRST SHUSH AGENT ON MOON.
WAIT JUST A MINUTE, PARTNER.
WHAT IS PROBLEM, COMRADE?
I THINK I OUGHTA GO FIRST.
WHY SHOULD YOU GET THE GLORY?
BECAUSE I AM STAFF. YOU ARE ONLY FREELANCER.
O.K. LOOK. LET'S DON'T GET STARTED AGAIN.
LET'S SETTLE THIS LIKE ADULTS.
AGREED. I'LL TAKE ODDS.
I'LL TAKE EVENS.
ONCE, TWICE, THREE,
SHOOT! EVENS. I WIN.
EXCUSE ME. I'M ABOUT TO BOLDLY GO
WHERE NO MALLARD HAS GONE BEFORE.
ONE SMALL STEP FOR DARKWING DUCK,
ONE GIANT LEAP FOR DUCK... UH!
WHOOAAAA-HOO-HOO!
LET ME CONSULT REGULATION BOOK FOR PROPER PROCEDURE.
NO TIME! IN MINUTES, HALF OF EARTH'S CITIES
WILL BE HUMONGOUS WATER PARKS!
AND NOW IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME WAVES.
THAT'S FAR ENOUGH, STEELBEAK.
YOU DO GET AROUND, DON'T YOUSE?
YOUR BODY IS 90% WATER. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
AND RIGHT NOW YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
ARE SWELLING AND PULLING APART!
AND I FEEL FABULOUS!
HEY, WHAT WENT WRONG?
WHY YOU WERE UNAFFECTED BY DEADLY RAY?
GUESS YOUR REGULATION BOOK'S GOOD
FOR SOMETHING AFTER ALL.
LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.
UNAUTHORIZED DAMAGE OF REGULATION BOOK IS AGAINST REGULATIONS!
THIS IS SERIOUS BREACH OF OFFICIAL RULES.
MAYBE YOU'D BE HAPPIER IF I...
IS TIME FOR ANOTHER TRUCE, COMRADE?
ALLEY-OOP, DARKWING DUCK!
HERE'S WHERE THE TIDE TURNS, STEELBEAK.
EGG MEN, SCRAMBLE THOSE POACHERS!
C'MON, COMRADE.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
I AM OUTTA HERE.
NEXT TIME WE MEET,
YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY, DARKWING DUFUS!
STEELBEAK ESCAPED, BUT WE SAVED THE WORLD.
NOT A BAD DAY'S WORK.
WE BURY THE HATCHBACK AND WORK AS COLLEAGUES.
I'M FOR IT.
GOOD. IT COULD BE MONTHS BEFORE WE ARE RESCUED.
WE'LL RADIO AN SOS WITH STEELBEAK'S EQUIPMENT.
IS AGAINST REGULATIONS TO USE LUNAR AIRWAVES.
ANY NOODLENUT KNOWS THAT.
LISTEN, BORSCHT BRAIN, I'LL TELL YOU A THING OR THREE,
STARTING WITH THIS ONE RIGHT HERE...
THIS IS MY SIDE. THAT IS YOURS.
THIS IS MY SIDE!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?