♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
OK, SO I HAVEN'T DATED YOU FOR A FEW WEEKS,
HEY, I'M THE CHIEF AGENT OF F.O.W.L...
FIENDISH ORGANIZATION FOR WORLD LARCENY.
BE PATIENT, BABE. THINGS COME UP.
CHIEF AGENT STEELBEAK.
WHOA! HIGH COMMAND, ALWAYS A PLEASURE.
SKIP IT. F.O.W.L. NEEDS MONEY.
WELL, THINGS ARE TOUGH ALL OVER.
YOU MUST QUICKLY PULL OFF SEVERAL BANK HEISTS.
I DON'T DO BANK HEISTS. I'M A MASTER CRIMINAL.
THEN THERE MAY BE CERTAIN SALARY CUTBACKS.
OH, BANK HEISTS. I DO THEM ALL THE TIME.
TALK ABOUT BAD MOODS.
ME ROB BANKS? HA! THAT'S AN INSULT.
HEY, I'LL JUST SAY NO.
WHAT CAN HIGH COMMAND DO TO ME?
THEY DID FEED YOUR PREDECESSOR
THROUGH SIX TRASH COMPACTORS.
YOU TALKED ME INTO IT.
BUT I'LL NEED SOMEONE WITH A SMALLER MIND.
HEY, AGENT AMMONIA PINE!
LONG TIME, AMMONIA. YOU BUSY?
WHAT, NOW? I'M CLEANING!
LISTEN, BABE. IT JUST SO HAPPENS
I GOT THIS UGLY STAIN I CAN'T GET OUT.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
WHERE'S THAT UGLY STAIN?
LET ME AT IT.
AMMONIA, UH, THESE ARE FOR YOU.
FOR ME? A BIT DUSTY.
AMMONIA BABE, HEY, COOL THE CLEANSER.
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU AND ME AND SOME VERY DIRTY BANKS.
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED YOU.
YOU... HAVE?
YOU HAVE TO THINK OF OUR FUTURE, HONK.
T-SHIRTS, POSTERS, ACTION FIGURES...
BOUGHT BY THE PERFECT GUY FAN CLUB.
WE COULD MAKE A KILLING
WITH A DARKWING DUCK FAN CLUB.
STILL CLEANING UP THIS FIRE TRAP?
DAD, DARKWING DUCK NEEDS A FAN CLUB.
A FAN CLUB?
HERE'S A ROUGH PROTOTYPE.
WE'LL RAKE IN THE BUCKS.
GEE, YOU GOT MY GOOD SIDE, TOO.
I DON'T KNOW, GOSALYN.
I'M A MYSTERIOUS HERO,
THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
YOU'RE THE BEST, POP.
ISN'T IT TIME PEOPLE RECOGNIZED IT?
YOU DO HAVE A POINT THERE.
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
IT'S THE FLASHQUACK,
WITH A SECRET MESSAGE FROM J. GANDER HOOTER.
SEE? PEOPLE PAY GOOD MONEY
FOR SUCH STUFF.
"LAST NIGHT SEVERAL BANKS KNOCKED OVER... BURGLARIZED."
SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR DARKWING DUCK!
GREAT! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, YOUNG LADY.
YOU'RE STAYING HERE TO CLEAN UP THIS MESS!
OK. YOU GO ON AHEAD.
HONK, WE'VE GOT CORPORATE STRATEGIC PLANNING TO DO.
LOOKS EMPTY.
HOW COULD A BUILDING GET KNOCKED OVER AND EMPTIED
WITHOUT WAKING THE WHOLE CITY?
GATHER ROUND! WATCH HIM WORK!
WHAT?
Already? I said I'd think about it.
Come on, your public awaits.
O.k. I'll wing it.
NOTICE, YOUNGSTERS,
THIS BANK IS LAYING ON ITS SIDE.
THIS GUY'S A REGULAR SHERLOCK HOLMES.
WHAT CAN BE DEDUCED
IS THAT IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO MOVE THIS.
YIKES! COME BACK!
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
YIKES!
[SHIVERS]
FOR MY NEXT TRICK...
HE'S NO SUPER HERO.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
GIVE HIM TIME.
DARKWING DUCK'S JUST WARMING UP.
WHAT?
A SOAPY BANK ROBBERY?
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF ONE DISINFECTED VILLAIN...
AMMONIA PINE, AGENT OF F.O.W.L.
THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S DEMONSTRATION.
SIGN UP NOW FOR DARKWING'S NEXT PERFORMANCE.
TICKETS ARE GOING FAST.
AMMONIA, THE WAY YOU HANDLE SUDS,
IT IS A THING OF BEAUTY.
WELL, HERE WE ARE.
ANOTHER BANK TO CLEAN UP AND OUT.
A WAY WITH WORDS... THE SIGN OF A QUICK MIND.
MAKE THAT A CLEAN MIND.
LET HER RIP, STEELIE.
YOU GOT IT, LEMON FRESH.
WHOA-HO!
SUDS, DO YOUR STUFF!
PERFECT LANDING.
HIT THE SUMP PUMP, HON.
OH, MAN, LOOK AT ALL THIS CURRENCY.
HEY, WE'RE A TEAM, AMMONIA,
LIKE SOAP AND WATER.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
AMMONIA PINE'S SELDOM THIS AMBITIOUS...
UNLESS SHE WORKS WITH A PARTNER.
GOS, WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE...
GOSALYN, DOES THE TERM "SECRET AGENT" MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
RELAX. WE'VE GOT IT COVERED.
LOOK IT. WOW.
D.W., LET'S SEE SOME ACTION.
OH, SHUCKS.
I DON'T USUALLY DO FAN DEMONSTRATIONS,
BUT UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES...
OOH. OOH. OOH.
AH! AH! AH!
LAUNCHPAD WILL ASSIST
IN THE DEMONSTRATION'S NEXT PHASE.
NOW, TRY TO IMAGINE LAUNCHPAD HERE
IS A BRAINLESS THUG.
IT'S A STRETCH.
HIYAH!
WHAT A SHOW.
HIYAH!
NO NOTES HERE,
BUT YOU'LL FIND THEM
IN THE DARKWING DUCK CRIME FIGHTING DIARY.
ONLY 12.95.
ALL RIGHT!
HOMEMADE CAPES? EW!
BEHOLD, THE DARKWING DUCK OFFICIAL CAPE
IS MUCH MORE AERODYNAMIC,
AND IT'S WRINKLE RESISTANT. ONLY 15.50.
NEAT-O.
THIS FAN CLUB REALLY HELPS MY IMAGE.
GOOD JOB, GOS.
GOSALYN, BABE, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
THERE'S MARKETS WE HAVEN'T TOUCHED...
DIRECT MAIL, RADIO SPOTS...
WHAT ABOUT CEREAL BOXES?
NOTE TO MYSELF.
DARKWING DECODERS IN EVERY BOX.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
IT'S FOR YOU.
30 SECONDS, D.W.
OH, ENOUGH TALK.
I'M ON.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IT GIVES ME PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU.
THE HARDEST WORKING DUCK IN CRIME FIGHTING...
THE STAR...
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR DARKWING DUCK.
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE RHINESTONES ON THE JUMP SUIT OF JUSTICE.
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
ARE YOU READY?
YES!
THEN LET'S... GET...
DANGEROUS.
WAYNE NEWTON, EAT YOUR HEART OUT.
AND I JUST FINISHED THIS GREAT BOOK.
A STUDY COMPARING POWDERED AND LIQUID BLEACH.
WHAT A PAGE TURNER.
YOU GOT TO READ IT.
JUST A FEW MORE BANKS.
[CHEERING]
WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET?
BEATS ME, HON.
LOOKS LIKE MEGAVOLT'S HAVING A BLOCK PARTY.
FINALLY, SOMEONE I CAN WASTE.
NOW DARKWING DUCK WILL DAZZLINGLY DEMONSTRATE
HIS LIGHTENING QUICK REFLEXES.
WATCH AS I...
HEY, THAT LAST BIT ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT.
NO WONDER. LOOK, IT'S AMMONIA PINE AND STEELBEAK.
WHY CAN'T YOU FIND SOAP THIS GOOD
IN A PUBLIC REST ROOM?
WATCH CLOSELY, FANS, AS D.W. PUTS AWAY
THE BAD GUYS...
I HOPE.
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
LET'S GET OUR DUCKS IN LINE HERE.
FINISHING YOU TWO OFF'S REAL ENTERTAINMENT.
TOO BAD I CAN ONLY DO IT ONCE.
YOU'RE UPSIDE DOWN AND AGAINST IT, STAIN BRAIN.
THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM, MOP TOP.
MY GAS SHOULD RENDER THIS TRASH WASHED UP, L.P.
STAND BACK! I'M GOING DOWN SWINGING.
PLEASE!
CAN'T YOU ACCEPT DEFEAT GRACEFULLY?
LUCKY PUNCH.
LAUNCHPAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CRASHING JUST COMES NATURALLY TO ME.
LET'S FINISH THEM OFF.
NO! NO, YOU'LL GET IN THE WAY.
L.P., LET'S FERTILIZE THIS OVERGROWN BUBBLE-BLOWER.
DARKWING! DARKWING!
HEH HEH! THEY LOVE ME.
LET'S CLEAN HOUSE, EH, STEELY?
SHE HOGS ALL THE ACTION.
LET'S JUST FINISH HIM OFF.
[SNORT SNORT]
FERTILIZER!
DIRT! FILTH!
AAH!
I MUST CLEAN!
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
HEY, WATCH IT!
OOH!
HEY!
TIME TO SLIP AND SLIDE, SLUDGE FACE.
OH, NO!
NO SOAP!
PEEL OUT, AMMONIA!
BUT THERE'S STILL FERTILIZER ON THE GROUND.
WE'LL COME BACK LATER. JUST GO!
D.W. SURE SHOWED THOSE VILLAINS, RIGHT, GOSALYN?
YEAH, SURE DID.
WHEN YOU JOIN THE DARKWING FAN CLUB...
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
LET'S DISSOLVE THE DARKWING FAN CLUB.
VERY FUNNY.
IT WOULD LET YOU CONCENTRATE ON FIGHTING CRIME.
THIS FAN CLUB IS A BIG HELP.
IT'S AN OVERDUE TRIBUTE TO MY CRIME-FIGHTING ABILITY.
YOU WERE SO CAUGHT UP SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS,
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED TODAY.
RISK IS DARKWING DUCK'S MIDDLE NAME.
I'M TALKING ABOUT GETTING YOUR TAIL FEATHERS KICKED.
I'LL RUN THE FAN CLUB.
YOU STAY HOME AND CONCENTRATE ON CLEANING YOUR ROOM.
MY NEXT BRIGHT IDEA, I'LL KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT.
NOW THE ACTION PART OF THE PROGRAM.
YOU'LL LEARN TO CATCH CROOKS DARKWING DUCK STYLE.
GETTING THIS ALL DOWN?
YES, SIR.
LOOK, D.W., STEELBEAK.
EVERYBODY, KEEP QUIET AND WATCH A MASTER AT WORK.
2... 4... 6... 8!
WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?
DARKWING!
DARKWING DUCK!
SHH!
PSST! GUYS, YOU GOT TO BE MORE QUIET.
THOSE KIDS DESERVE A DARKWING DUCK BIG ENTRANCE.
I'LL HANDLE THIS ALONE.
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I'M THE STAIN THAT CAN'T BE RUBBED OUT.
WHAT A SURPRISE! I GUESS YOU GOT ME.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DARKWING DO-NOTHING.
NICE WORK, D.W.
YAY! HOORAY!
HAVEN'T LOST MY TOUCH.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO AMMONIA...
GOOD WORK. YOU LULLED THEM TO SLEEP, BABY BEAK.
REEL 'EM IN, STEELY!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
ALL RIGHT. LISTEN UP, DARKWING DOPE.
YOU HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS TO KNOW TO STAY AWAY
FROM AMMONIA AND ME
OR ELSE YOUR KIDS ARE GOING TO GET IT.
GET IT?
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
F.O.W.L. CAN AFFORD A FLEET OF THESE VEHICLES
WITH ALL THE LOOT WE'RE STEALING.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO ASK...
I... WELL, I'LL JUST SAY IT. WILL YOU MARRY ME?
YEAH, RIGHT.
I'M JUST SO... MOVED.
[SNICKERS]
LET'S WAIT UNTIL OUR CRIME WAVE IS OVER.
THEN WE CAN HAVE QUIET TIME TO TALK.
MESS MONITOR RED ALERT!
THERE'S A FILTHY MESS AROUND HERE.
LET'S GO!
NOT AGAIN.
SOME SLOVENLY JERK'S LEFT CHEWING GUM ON THIS BENCH.
SHH!
OHH! FILTH OBLITERATED!
I SHOULD HAVE DISSOLVED THE FAN CLUB.
IT'S MY FAULT THE KIDS ARE GONE.
YOU MUST FEEL ROTTEN.
WHY, THANK YOU FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING.
I SAY WE TAKE THEM OUT.
BUT HONKER AND THE KIDS WILL GET WALLOPED IF WE DO.
OHH!
WE'RE GOING AFTER THEM.
DARKWING DOESN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF DEFEAT.
I KNOW WHO'S GETTING A DICTIONARY.
STEELBEAK AND AMMONIA PINE SOAPED YOUR DAD,
THEN KIDNAPPED THE KIDS.
I ESCAPED WHEN AMMONIA'S MESS MONITOR BEEPED.
WE'VE GOT TO SAVE THEM. HER WHAT?
AMMONIA'S GOT RADAR THAT BEEPS
WHEN IT MONITORS A MESS.
IF THERE'S MESS TO BE MADE, I CAN MAKE IT.
I'LL BAKE A CAKE LIKE I DID FOR POP'S BIRTHDAY.
LET'S SEE THEM SUCK UP THIS.
GOSALYN, YOU'RE TRASHING YOUR OWN HOUSE.
TO SAVE THOSE KIDS, HONK.
KNOW ANOTHER WAY TO GET THEM HERE?
LET'S HIT YOUR DAD'S ROOM.
BET YOU NEVER KNEW GARBAGE DISPOSAL HISTORY
WAS SO FASCINATING.
HMM? OH, YEAH. CAPTIVATING.
GREETINGS, AGENT STEELBEAK.
HELLO. YOU GET THE LAST DEPOSIT?
EXCELLENT. THANKS TO YOU,
F.O.W.L.'S BACK TO A FULL SCHEDULE.
OF CRIMINAL ACTIVITY.
NO PROBLEMO. WE'LL KNOCK OVER THIS LAST BANK...
AGENT PINE'S REPORTED HOW YOU LIKE BEING A TEAM.
REALLY?
GIVEN YOUR SUCCESS,
WE'RE CONSIDERING PUTTING YOU TOGETHER INDEFINITELY.
HIGH COMMAND OUT.
B-B-B...
CONGRATULATIONS, HON.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
NO PLACE, AMMONIA. NEITHER ARE YOU.
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS...
JEOPARDIZING MY POSITION WITH F.O.W.L.'S NOT ENOUGH.
SHE HOGS THE FUN, TOO.
MY MESS MONITOR!
OHH, THIS IS THE BIG ONE!
ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE CHICKEN, STEELBEAK.
HEY, FOR THE FIRST TIME, I LIKE THIS SOAP.
HANG ON, D.W.!
THE FILTHY MESS IS IN THAT HOUSE RIGHT THERE!
ALL RIGHT! LET'S GIVE THESE SOAP SUDS
A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY.
GOOD WORK, L.P. LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
WE'RE WASTING TIME. IT'S CLEAN ENOUGH ALREADY.
CLEAN ENOUGH! HA HA!
LEAVE THE CLEANING TO ME, STEELY.
POURING WACKY GLUE OVER THE FOUNDATION
WAS A SMOOTH MOVE.
HANG ON!
GIVE UP YET, CHROME LIPS?
NOT YOU AGAIN.
FOUL PUNCH. I DEMAND A REMATCH.
WE COULD HAVE LEFT IN PLENTY OF TIME,
BUT, NO, NOT YOU.
YOU HAD TO INDULGE A MORONIC OBSESSION WITH CLEANING!
DOES THAT MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO MARRY ME?
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THE SAME CONTINENT!
HEY, GET THIS, AMMONIA...
I KIND OF LIKE DIRT!
HA HA HA HA HA!
AAH! STOP IT!
MUD, MUD, DIRT, FILTH. GIVE IT TO ME.
I GOT TO HAVE IT ALL. I LOVE DIRT!
HEY, WHO DO WE SEE ABOUT A FULL REFUND?
THAT'S IT, TRASH BAG.
NOBODY DUMPS ME.
I'M REPORTING YOU TO HIGH COMMAND.
I HATE TO INTERRUPT YOUR DOMESTIC QUARREL,
BUT...
YOU WIN THIS ROUND, DIRTWING.
AS FOR ME, I WASH MY HANDS OF THIS WHOLE AFFAIR.
WASHING! CLEANING! SOAPING! DOING!
HA HA!
SEE WHAT A MESSY ROOM CAN DO, DAD?
WELL, I'VE ALWAYS SAID
CRIME FIGHTING'S A DIRTY JOB, KIDDO.