♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
AND THEY'RE OFF!
IT WAS THE STRANGEST THING I EVER SAW.
I BENT DOWN TO CLEAN MY SHOE.
WHEN I LOOKED UP, MY HORSE HAD DISAPPEARED.
HMM...
THAT'S THE 13th HORSE THIS WEEK THAT'S BEEN REPORTED MISSING.
YECCHH!
I HAVE HAD IT WITH EATING THAT STUFF!
IF WE DON'T BUST THIS CASE SOON,
I'LL START TO WHINNY.
COME ON.
CONFIDENT OF CORRALLING THE CRIMINAL,
THE CLEVERLY COSTUMED CRIME FIGHTER
CAREFULLY CONSIDERS EVERY CLUE.
AH! OH! SO THERE YOU ARE!
COME ON, LIGHTNING. WE GOT A RACE TO WIN.
AND THEY'RE OFF!
HEY! KNOCK IT OFF!
OOH! WHOA!
HEY... WE WON!
WHY, OF COURSE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!
IT'S MEGAVOLT.
HE'S STEALING STEEDS BY MAGNETIZING THEIR SHOES.
LIGHTNING, YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU COULD TALK.
SORRY FOR THE DECEPTION, FRIEND.
BUT I'M REALLY DARKWING DUCK!
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
A TALKING HORSE WITH A SPLIT PERSONALITY.
THIS HORSESHOE SHOULD DO THE TRICK.
UP, UP, AND AWAY!
WELL, HOWDY, COWBOY.
HA HA HA!
HOWDY, YOURSELF, YOU PONY PILFERER.
CEASE AND DESIST, OR YOU'LL BE REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
OH! BUT I'M ALREADY SORRY.
SORRY I WON'T SEE YOU GO "SPLAT!"
SPLAT?
OH. SPLAT. NOW I GET IT.
REMOTE CONTROLLED ELECTROMAGNET.
HEY, D.W., MEGAVOLT'S BLIMP IS GETTING AWAY.
YEE-OW!
IT'S A BIRD!
IT'S A PLANE!
I'S A BIRD AND A PLANE.
IT'S GIZMODUCK!
LUCKILY, I WAS NEARBY
PROMOTING MY NEW BOOK...
GIZMODUCK, THE MAKING OF A SUPERHERO!
SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE.
[TRUMPET BLARES]
NOW I MUST DO WHAT A SUPERHERO MUST DO.
BEING A SUPERHERO IS EASY WHEN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TOOLS.
SEE?
[CROWD CHEERS]
HOLD IT, HACK!
I'M THE HERO IN THIS MEGALOPOLIS!
HAND OVER MY MERCHANDISE.
WELL, IF YOU INSIST ON NOT SHARING... HERE.
AM I A TAKE-CHARGE KIND OF GUY, OR WHAT?
DON'T... ANSWER... THAT.
EVEN THOUGH MEGAVOLT MANAGED TO ESCAPE,
ST. CANARDIANS ARE SURE TO SLEEP BETTER TONIGHT.
KNOWING THAT SUPERHERO GIZMODUCK'S BACK IN TOWN.
[MOCKING VOICE] ST. CANARDIANS ARE GOING TO SLEEP BETTER TONIGHT.
HA! NOT THIS ST. CANARDIAN.
I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT GIZMODUCK!
FROM NOW ON, I'M READING.
HEY, DAD...
SHOULDN'T YOU BE OUT CHASING MEGAVOLT OR SOMETHING?
ET TU, GOSALYN?
MY OWN DAUGHTER WEARING A GIZMODUCK T-SHIRT?
PRETTY COOL, HUH?
IT CAME WITH MY GIZMOBURGER.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
GIZMODUCK COMES TO TOWN
AND DARKWING DUCK BECOMES AN UNSUNG HERO,
AN IGNORED ICON.
AHH! A COMPLETELY PASSED-OVER PROTAGONIST.
I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU'VE REESTABLISHED YOUR EGO. SEE YA.
[HAMMERING]
OHH! CAN'T I EVEN SEETHE IN SILENCE?
OH, SORRY, D.W.
I WAS TIGHTENING SOME WHATCHAMACALLITS
SO YOU CAN GET BACK TO THE HEROIZING.
WHY? SO I CAN DO THE DIRTY WORK
AND GIZMO CAN GET THE GLORY?
GLORY?
DON'T YOU EVER KNOCK?
I HAVE MORE ON MY MIND THAN MANNERS, DARKWING.
THE NEW GIZMODOLL HAS A SCREW LOOSE.
AND THAT SURPRISES HIM?
IT'S SUPPOSED TO FLY AND SAY, "BEWARE EVIL-DOERS!"
INSTEAD, IT WETS AND SAYS, "MAMA."
I'LL JUST HAVE MY PEOPLE SUE THEIR PEOPLE.
MEANWHILE, I HAVE AN IDEA.
I PROPOSE DARKWING DUCK AND GIZMODUCK
JOIN FORCES TO CAPTURE THE MALICIOUS MEGAVOLT
AND BRING HIM TO JUSTICE.
SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY NIFTY IDEA.
YOU KNOW MEGAVOLT BETTER THAN ANYBODY.
O.K., SIGN HERE.
I WOULDN'T WORK WITH YOU EVER!
[CREAKING]
WHOA! WHOA!
OOH!
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT MY BUZZY BUZZ SAW?
DON'T WORRY, FRIENDS!
MY TALENTS LIE IN SAVING THE DAY.
EMERGENCY BRAKE SEEMS TO BE STUCK.
YOU BEEN HOOKED, LINED, AND SUCKERED.
IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN A HOOK TO STOP GIZMODUCK!
SUPERPOWERED SUPERHERO!
OOH! THAT SMARTS!
I PICKED UP THE HORSESHOES...
AND THE INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH WIRING.
NOW TO PUT THEM TOGETHER.
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
I AM THE BLOWN FUSE THAT BLACKS YOU OUT!
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
MUST YOU ALWAYS INTRODUCE YOURSELF?
AAH!
WELL, THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
WELL, IT WILL BE!
HA HA HA!
WHOO! OW! OHH! EEE! OH! AH!
AAH!
WHAT'S THE MATTER, DITWING?
I THOUGHT SUPERHEROES COULD FLY.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
SUPERPOWERS DO NOT A HERO MAKE.
BUT THEY SURE WOULD COME IN HANDY.
YOW!
[COUGHING]
[GASP]
DO I LOOK WORRIED?
[CREAKING]
O.K.! O.K.! I'M WORRIED! I'M WORRIED!
NICE SHARKIE-WARKIES.
NICE SHARKIES.
GIZMO, YOU ALL RIGHT?
FINE AND DANDY, LAUNCHPAD.
I WOULD'VE GOT US OUT SOONER,
BUT THE THUNDERQUACK NEEDED A TUNE-UP AND OIL CHANGE.
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
OPEN WIDE!
TAKE THAT AND THAT AND SOME OF THIS!
I HAD HIM RIGHT WHERE I WANTED HIM.
NOTHING LIKE SAVING A FEW HUNDRED LIVES
BEFORE BEDTIME.
THIS IS SO HUMILIATING.
HERE HE IS, LAUNCHPAD. SAFE, SOUND, AND SULKING.
GIZMO, YOU SAVED THE DAY AGAIN.
IF HE'S SUCH A HOTSHOT HERO,
WHY IS HE LETTING MEGAVOLT ESCAPE?
NOT ONLY DID I DUNK DARKWING LIKE A DOUGHNUT,
BUT I CAPTURE THE COIL OF MY DREAMS.
GIZMODUCK!
OH, NO! PLEASE, NO!
BAD GUYS BEWARE.
BREAK THE LAW, AND YOU'LL BE BUSTED!
AAH!
AND SO FINAWY, MEGAVOLT IS SAFEWY WOCKED UP BEHIND BARS.
HOW CAN THE CITIZENS OF ST. CANARD EVER THANK YOU, GIZ?
NO THANKS ARE NECESSARY, BARB.
I DID WHAT ANY SUPERPOWERED SUPERHERO WOULD DO.
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
I CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT NOODLE-HEADED NITWIT
AND HIS SUPERCILIOUS SUPERPOWERS.
HMM. UNLESS...
SCIENCE HAVING FAILED HIM,
DARKWING DUCK RESORTS TO THE SUPERNATURAL
TO GAIN HIS SUPERPOWERS.
YOU SURE THIS GAMMA PHI BETA KAPPA RAY
WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS?
I'M SURE. DON'T YOU WATCH LATE-NIGHT MOVIES?
BUT IN THE MOVIES, SOMETHING ALWAYS GOES WRONG.
WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, LAUNCHPAD.
GET THE BROOM.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, LAUNCHPAD?
I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM SO DEPRESSED.
I CAN CHEER HIM UP.
OH, NO! WHAT DID YOU DO TO GIZMO?
NOTHING. I ASKED FOR HIS HELP.
SURPRISE!
LOOK WHAT I'VE MADE YOU!
I GIVE UP. WHAT IS IT?
IT'S YOUR VERY OWN SUPERSUIT, D.W.
IT'S SO SIMPLE A CHILD COULD OPERATE IT.
STICK WITH ME, DARKWING, AND I'LL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW.
THAT SHOULD TAKE FIVE MINUTES.
NOW I SUGGEST WE START WITH THE LITTLE CRIMES AND...
WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS?
ONLY MEGAVOLT COULD SHORT-CIRCUIT A CITY THIS SIZE.
IMPOSSIBLE! HE'S IN JAIL. I PUT HIM THERE MYSELF.
HE COULD HAVE A TWIN.
THAT'S MEGAVOLT. I'M GOING TO STOP HIM.
WAIT! YOU'RE NOT READY TO SOLO YET, CADET!
I'LL HANDLE THIS!
NO WAY.
THIS TIME...
I'M THE SUPERPOWERED SUPERHERO.
HA HA HA!
SLOW DOWN! STOP!
OH, IS THIS GOING TO HURT.
I'LL BE BACK!
YIII!
AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP!
NEVER FEAR!
GIZMODUCK IS HERE!
I LOVE THESE LAST-MINUTE HEROIC SAVES.
THEY'RE SO... WHOOP... INVIGORATING! AAH!
AAH!
WHOA!
NOT TO WORRY, DARKWING.
YOU'RE WITH A REAL SUPERPOWERED SUPERHERO.
GEE, I GUESS MY BATTERIES ARE LOW.
NICE WORK.
THIS IS IT. I CAN'T HANG ON MUCH LONGER.
WHAT AN UNTIMELY DEMISE.
OH. HEH HEH HEH HEH.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
WHEN YOU'RE WITH GIZMODUCK, SUPERHERO!
GOODBYE, MY LITTLE HORSESHOES!
AND HELLO, MY BIG HORSESHOE!
NOW, WITH THE HELP OF THIS LOVELY, LIVELY WIRE,
I'LL SOON HAVE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ELECTROMAGNET!
THIS IS IT... MEGAVOLT'S HIDEOUT.
WHY WOULD MEGAVOLT COME HERE?
WE'D SURELY FIND HIM.
SIMPLE. CHEAP RENT.
AHA! ONLY ONE FIEND AND ONE FIEND ALONE
COULD CREATE A GIANT ELECTROMAGNET LIKE THAT.
WHO?
I'LL GIVE YOU THREE GUESSES.
OH, GOODY GOODY! THIS IS HARD.
IS HE BIGGER THAN A BREADBASKET?
ONCE I PLUG IN MY HORSESHOE,
THE CITY'S METAL WILL BE DRAWN HERE.
I'LL TURN ALL THE METAL INTO A BIGGER ELECTROMAGNET!
THE BIGGER THE MAGNET, THE BIGGER THE HAUL.
THE BIGGER THE HAUL, THE BIGGER THE MAGNET!
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
NOT HIM AGAIN.
I AM DARKWING... SUPERPOWERED SUPERHERO... DUCK!
TOO BAD. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A TRAVELING HARDWARE STORE.
WHICH BUTTON CONTROLS MY BAD-GUY BOOBY TRAPS?
THERE. THAT SHOULD DO IT.
HEY, HEY! WAIT, WAIT! STOP, STOP!
ALL THOSE DO-IT-YOURSELF HAIRCUTS
NEVER WORKED OUT FOR ME, EITHER.
YOUR PLANS SHORT-CIRCUITED.
YOU CAN GO PEACEFULLY OR IN PIECES.
I JUST HATE TO MAKE DECISIONS.
SO I WON'T!
UH-OH! AAH!
IT'S WORKING! MY PLAN IS WORKING!
WHOA!
I'M AFRAID WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.
WITHOUT THIS SUIT, I'M NOTHING.
YOU MAY BE NOTHING, BUT I'M NOT.
O.K. TIME TO GET BACK TO BASICS.
CATCH ME, BATTERY BREATH!
LET THIS BE A LESSON. NEVER WASTE ELECTRICITY.
FEELING THE NEED TO SUCCUMB, SCUM?
ELECTRICITY. I NEED ELECTRICITY.
COMING RIGHT UP.
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NO!
STOP! I'LL BE MAGNETIZED!
HOW SHOCKING.
AAH!
TALK ABOUT YOUR MAGNETIC PERSONALITY.
NO! DON'T!
HE'S HELPING ME POUND OUT THESE DENTS.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YOU SEE, GUYS, BEING A SUPERPOWERED SUPERHERO
DOES HAVE ITS DISADVANTAGES.
I MEAN, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW DARKWING DUCK GET A DENT?
OOH, DON'T ANSWER THAT.