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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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COME ON,
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
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PUT IT RIGHT HERE.
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IT'S OUT OF THE PARK!
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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GOSALYN MALLARD!
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PRINCIPAL FARNSWORTH?
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WOULD YOU SAY THE
PESKY PERPETRATOR
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PILFERED YOUR PLENTIFUL STOCK
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OF PROFITABLE PLAYTHINGS?
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NO. I'D JUST SAY I GOT ROBBED.
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I JUST NEED ONE SINGULAR CLUE
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TO THE STRANGE
DISAPPEARANCE OF YOUR TOYS.
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WHAT ABOUT THESE?
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DON'T BOTHER ME WITH
QUESTIONS ON DENTAL HYGIENE!
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THIS IS A CLUE!
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I KNOW THIS LOGO.
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IT BELONGS TO MY OLD
NEMESIS QUACKERJACK... UMPH!
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ANOTHER CLUE?
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NO. ANOTHER CRASH.
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IT'S MY... SIDEKICK.
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GOS' SCHOOL WANTS YOU FOR A
PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE.
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GOSALYN'S BEEN CAUGHT PLAYING
BASEBALL IN THE HALLS AGAIN.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
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PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON HER!
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SHE'S JUST A CHILD.
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I'VE BEEN DERELICT IN MY DUTIES.
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PUNISH ME, NOT HER!
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MR. MALLARD, PLEASE!
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THIS REALLY ISN'T NECESSARY.
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CARE FOR SOME BRIE AND CRACKERS?
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NO, THANKS.
WATCHING MY WAISTLINE.
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GOSALYN IS A GOOD KID.
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IT'S DIFFICULT BEING
A SINGLE PARENT.
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YES, YES. MOST DIFFICULT.
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YOU MIGHT FIND
SOME HELPFUL HINTS
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IN THIS BOOK...
THE PERFECT PARENT.
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"CONGRATULATIONS, READER.
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YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO
BECOMING THE PERFECT PARENT."
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WHATCHA READING, DAD?
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"THE FIRST STEP
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IS CREATING THE PERFECT
HOME ENVIRONMENT."
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OH, SCIENCE FICTION.
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WHY WOULD QUACKERJACK
STEAL ALL THOSE TOYS?
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SPITE? REVENGE?
LARGE BIRTHDAY PARTY?
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WHAT DASTARDLY DEED
IS HE DEVISING?
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"A PERFECT PARENT CAN NEVER REST
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KNOWING DUST BUNNIES LIVE."
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MOVE YOUR FEET.
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DAD!
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WHY UPSET A DELICATE ECOSYSTEM?
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[RING RING]
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HELLO? OH, HI, LAUNCHPAD.
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OH, DAD!
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NOT NOW.
DADDY'S TALKING ON MR. PHONE.
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BUT, DAD!
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HOSTAGE SITUATION
AT THE TOY STORE?
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I'M COMING!
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THAT'S RIGHT, TROOPS,
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THE COMPETITION'S GONE!
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NOW YOU CAN FILL THOSE
SHELVES WITH QUACKERJACK TOYS!
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EXPLODING PANDA? AISLE 7.
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YOUR PLAN WILL NEVER
WORK, QUACKERJACK.
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CONSUMERS WON'T BUY...
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OOH!
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DANGEROUS TOYS.
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MY TOYS ARE NOT DANGEROUS,
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MERELY MISUNDERSTOOD.
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SOME ARE EVEN... EDUCATIONAL.
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NO, PLEASE! NOT THE...
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YES!
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THE INCREDIBLY DREARY
MR. HISTORY DOLL!
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HE'LL SIMPLY BORE YOU TO DEATH!
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HEE HEE HEE!
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IN 1803,
THE LOUISIANA PURCHASE WAS SIGNED,
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NEARLY DOUBLING
THE COUNTRY'S SIZE.
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NO! NO! NO!
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GET READY FOR THE
INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION!
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
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I AM THE CHECK-WRITER
IN THE CASH-ONLY LINE!
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I AM... ALL OUT OF MY
TRADEMARK BLUE SMOKE.
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DARKWING DUCK!
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YOU'LL RUIN MY FUN,
YOU BIG FAT SPOILSPORT!
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[WHISTLES]
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[CLICKING]
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BLAH!
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I REALLY LOOK FAT?
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IT'S PLAYTIME!
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NICE DOGGIES! NICE DOGGIES!
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I'LL BE BACK, DARKWING DUCK!
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THIS CALLS FOR THE LATEST
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IN STATE-OF-THE-ART
CRIME-FIGHTING DEVICES.
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FETCH!
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THAT WAS NO ORDINARY
DOGGIE BONE.
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WHERE DID HE GO?
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HE GOT AWAY.
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MAYBE WE CAN STILL CATCH HIM.
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I CAN'T.
I'VE GOT A ROAST IN THE OVEN.
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LET'S STAKE OUT THE
PLACE AFTER DINNER.
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I CAN'T.
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I'M HELPING GOS
WITH HER HOMEWORK.
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MONOSODIUM GLUTEUS MAXIMUS.
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MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE.
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GOS, I USED TO BE
QUITE THE SCIENCE WHIZ.
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WE'VE CREATED
HOMEMADE MOUTHWASH!
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IT WILL DEFINITELY
KILL THE GERMS
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THAT CAUSE BAD BREATH.
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[RING]
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HELLO. WHAT?
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FIGURES. JUST WHEN GOS WAS
LEARNING SOMETHING USEFUL.
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SORRY, HONEY.
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QUACKERJACK'S AT
THE TOY STORE AGAIN.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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MY TOYS ARE ALL GONE!
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[CLICKING]
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BUT, MR QUACKERJACK,
I TRIED TO TELL YOU.
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PARENTS WON'T BUY YOUR TOYS.
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FIDDLESTICKS!
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EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
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WHY NOT TRY A TASTEFUL
QUACKERJACK TOY?
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PET THE NICE DOGGIE, HENRY.
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[GRRR]
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WAIT! SOME WOULD SAY MY
TOYS ARE AN ACQUIRED TASTE.
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KIDS WOULD LIKE THEM IF
PARENTS DIDN'T INTERFERE!
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ALL RIGHT, QUACKERJACK,
PLAYTIME'S OVER.
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WELL, IF IT ISN'T DARKWING DUD.
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I GROW WEARY OF THIS GAME.
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W-W-WHOA!
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HA! AND THEY SAY MY
TOYS ARE DANGEROUS.
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OH! MY GIANT INFLATABLE
BOBO PUNCHING BAG.
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OOH! A CLASSIC!
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YOU'LL GET A BANG OUT OF BOBO.
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WHOO! HOO HOO HOO!
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YOU'RE FINISHED, QUACKER-JERK!
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UMPH!
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CLEANUP ON AISLE 2.
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SO MUCH FOR THE
HAPPY CLOWN MYTH.
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THIS PLACE WILL
BE BLOWN SKY-HIGH.
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YEP, YEP. MY CORRESPONDENCE
COURSE IN MOUNTAINEERING
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REALLY PAID OFF.
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YOU O.K., D.W.?
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YEP, YEP.
THE OL' PANDA BROKE MY FALL.
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[RINGS]
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WELL, HE NEARLY BROKE MY FALL...
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AND MY ARM, MY LEG, MY NECK.
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DON'T WORRY, D.W.
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IF ANYTHING EVER
HAPPENED TO YOU,
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I'D RAISE GOS AS
IF SHE WERE MY OWN.
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EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
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THANKS FOR THE THOUGHT,
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BUT DON'T GIVE UP
YOUR DAY JOB YET.
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WHAT IF SOMETHING
DID HAPPEN TO ME?
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GOS WOULD REALLY LACK
A PERFECT PARENT.
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DAD, I'M HOME!
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WHAT'S WRONG, HOUSE?
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WOULD YOU AND YOUR
PLAYMATES LIKE A COOKIE?
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THEY'RE MADE WITH
WHOLESOME OAT BRAN.
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DAD, ARE YOU FEELING O.K.?
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I'M SWELL, HONEY.
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LOOKING FORWARD
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TO SPENDING SOME
QUALITY TIME WITH YOU,
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MY LITTLE CUTIE-
GOODIE-GOODIE-PIE.
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Not in front of the guys.
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WOULD THEY LIKE TO
STAY FOR SUPPER?
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ZUCCHINI MEAT LOAF. MMM. YUM.
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY DAD?
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YOU LITTLE IMP.
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WANT TO HELP ME HANG
MY NEW CHINTZ CURTAINS?
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DAD, ISN'T THERE A
CRIME-RIDDLED CITY OUT THERE
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BEGGING FOR YOUR QUALITY TIME?
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THE POLICE WILL HANDLE IT.
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I'VE QUIT CRIME-FIGHTING
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TO BECOME A FULL-TIME PARENT.
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DAD, I LIKE THINGS THE
WAY THEY ARE... WERE.
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NOPE. FROM NOW ON,
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IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, KID.
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WE'LL USE THE LEFTOVER FABRIC
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FOR YOUR SCHOOL PLAY COSTUME.
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I'M IN NO SCHOOL PLAY!
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YOU ARE NOW.
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00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:21,332
AND GUESS WHO'S DIRECTING.
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THIS QUALITY TIME STUFF'S
REALLY CRAMPING MY STYLE.
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WELL, WE'VE PLASTERED
EVERY POLE IN TOWN
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WITH FLYERS FOR THE PLAY.
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IF THAT DOESN'T DO
IT, THIS WILL.
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D.W.!
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WELL, MY BANANA-BRAINED FRIEND,
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IF PARENTS WON'T BUY MY
TOYS, CHILDREN WILL.
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I'LL SURROUND
MYSELF WITH CHILDREN
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IN MY ULTIMATE TOY UTOPIA.
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THEY'LL RECOGNIZE ME
FOR MY TOY GENIUS.
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THEY'LL DECLARE ME TOY CZAR!
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WHERE WILL YOU GET THE
KIDS, ALMIGHTY TOY MAKER?
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THERE'S A NAME FOR
PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
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I MEAN, I KNOW WHERE.
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DIDN'T THINK I DID,
HUH, SMARTY-PANTS?
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WE'RE GOING TO A SCHOOL PLAY!
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IT'S PLAYTIME!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE
TO PLAY THE STUPID FAIRY.
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YEAH. THIS PLAY STINKS.
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THEY CUT MY NAPALM SCENE.
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I LIKE BEING A ROCK.
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THINK I LOOK LIKE
QUARTZ OR LIMESTONE?
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IF WE ALL WALK,
NOBODY GETS HURT.
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PIZZA BAR... MY TREAT.
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YES! YES! YES!
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GOING SOMEWHERE, LEADING LADY?
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WE CAN'T BEGIN WITHOUT THE STAR.
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PLACES, PEOPLE! IT'S MAGIC TIME!
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[GROANING]
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I'M NOT LEAVING THIS SPOT!
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WHOA!
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QUACKERJACK!
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HEY, KIDS,
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME WITH ME
242
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TO A HAPPY PLACE FULL OF GLEE...
243
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NO PARENTS, NO BROCCOLI,
AND LOTS OF TV?
244
00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:21,957
AND NO STUPID PLAY.
245
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,457
YES! YES! YES!
246
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:26,874
DON'T DO IT!
HE'S THE DEMENTED QUACKERJACK!
247
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:30,124
PLUS ALL THE TOYS YOU WANT.
248
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,124
FORGET THAT, BUGLE BEAK.
249
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:34,499
WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
250
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:37,999
MY NEWEST LINE...
DESTRUCTO TOYS.
251
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,332
COOL! LEAD THE WAY!
252
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,000
YES! YES! YES!
253
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,458
COME ON, SQUIRT.
254
00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:51,458
ALL RIGHT, QUACK,
YOU ASKED FOR IT!
255
00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:56,207
Y-Y-YOU DON'T SCARE ME.
256
00:12:56,208 --> 00:13:01,708
I'VE SEEN B-B-BETTER
TEETH ON A RUSTY ZIPPER.
257
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:07,624
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
258
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:10,999
I BRING YOU THE
COOKIE CRUMB FAIRY,
259
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,124
STARRING THAT
INIMITABLE IMPRESARIO
260
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:16,166
GOSALYN MALLARD!
261
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,707
GOS, THAT'S YOUR CUE.
262
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:23,707
UH, TECHNICAL
DIFFICULTIES, I'M SURE.
263
00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:27,457
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
264
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:31,499
I KNOW THEY WENT TO
THAT PIZZA JOINT!
265
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,374
THE CROWD'S GETTING UGLY.
NOW WHAT?
266
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:37,707
I'LL GO GET THE LITTLE...
DARLINGS.
267
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:41,582
BUT SOMEONE'S GOT TO
HOLD DOWN THE FORT.
268
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:44,415
NOT ME. UH-UH.
269
00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:47,874
NO! I, UH...
JUST FLEW IN FROM DUCKBURG,
270
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:51,458
AND, BOY, ARE MY ARMS TIRED.
271
00:13:57,291 --> 00:14:00,165
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING...
SMILING AT?
272
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,624
PATIENCE,
MY GRUBBY LITTLE CONSUMERS.
273
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:06,332
HEE HEE HEE!
THERE'S TOYS FOR ALL.
274
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:09,874
I'LL TAKE THIS
BRASS KNUCKLE YO-YO.
275
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:12,749
MARVELOUS CHOICE.
29.95... NO CHECKS.
276
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:16,165
I'VE GOT A QUARTER
AND SOME LINT.
277
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:20,165
YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR MY TOYS!
278
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:23,332
BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
279
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:26,707
EUREKA! IF YOU MAKE MY TOYS,
280
00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:30,332
I CAN PAY YOU FOR YOUR WORK.
281
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:33,457
THEN YOU CAN BUY MY TOYS!
282
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:38,833
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST
MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
283
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:43,165
WHY WORK FOR MONEY TO BUY TOYS?
284
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:46,624
WHY NOT JUST MAKE OUR OWN TOYS?
285
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:50,207
WHY DOESN'T HE JUST
KEEP HIS MONEY?
286
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,582
BOOKKEEPING.
287
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:55,124
WELL, I'M TIRED OF
QUACKERJACK'S FANCY BOOKKEEPING.
288
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:58,999
WE'RE BUSTING OUT OF THIS JOINT...
ON 3.
289
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,957
1, 2, 3!
290
00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:04,165
WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS, GOS?
291
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:06,415
WE'LL RETURN WITH HELP...
292
00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:11,458
IF A PERFECT PARENT
WILL DROP HIS MOCK.
293
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,458
THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER.
294
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:19,875
[SNIFFS]
295
00:15:19,876 --> 00:15:23,582
PEPPERONI... OLIVES...
296
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:26,082
THICK CRUST... IT'S PIZZA!
297
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,416
THIS WAY, GUYS!
298
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,582
IT'S NO USE!
299
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:39,124
SOME BIG OAF'S
STANDING ON THE GRATE!
300
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:42,999
NOW WHERE COULD
THOSE KIDS HAVE GONE?
301
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,999
THAT'S NO OAF. THAT'S YOUR DAD.
302
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,582
DAD? DAD!
303
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:51,499
HEY, DAD! DOWN HERE, DAD!
304
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,207
GOSALYN MALLARD,
COME OUT RIGHT NOW!
305
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:57,707
I'D BE DELIGHTED TO, DAD,
306
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,249
BUT SOME FAT OAF'S ON THE GRATE!
307
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:04,624
DON'T YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY!
308
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:07,082
I REALLY LOOK FAT?
309
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,165
[HOWLING]
310
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,415
DAD!
311
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:13,082
WE'RE TRAPPED IN HERE!
QUACKERJACK'S GOT US!
312
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:14,708
OW!
313
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:17,624
DAD!
314
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,415
GOSALYN!
315
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:21,874
THIS IS NO PARENT'S JOB.
316
00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:25,999
THIS IS A JOB FOR...
NO. HE RETIRED.
317
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,499
WAIT. I SEE IT NOW...
318
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,999
PERFECT PARENT
PROTECTS HIS PROGENY.
319
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,457
DARKWING DUCK MAKES
SMASH COMEBACK!
320
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,624
I'M COMING, GOS.
321
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:40,290
YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS CAN WATCH
THEIR RINGLEADER GO FIRST.
322
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,415
READY...
323
00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:46,416
I SENSE A NEED FOR
AN APOLOGY HERE.
324
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,290
READY... AIM...
325
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,999
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
326
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,707
I AM THE QUALITY TIME
THAT RUINS YOUR PLAYTIME!
327
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,499
DARKWING DUCK!
328
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,874
NOW SHE'S ON CUE.
329
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:08,332
MY, WHAT BIG GUNS YOU HAVE.
I'M SHAKING.
330
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,291
FIRE!
331
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,582
[COUGHS]
332
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:14,707
OUCH.
333
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:18,416
EAT NUTTY PUTTY, FEATHER BRAIN.
334
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:25,415
GOOD THING I WORE
MY TEFLON SUIT.
335
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,333
HYAH!
336
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,250
ATTACK!
337
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:42,625
I SAID ATTACK!
338
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:47,125
HERE'S SOMETHING
RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.
339
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:51,500
STRIKE!
340
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:54,290
SAVE THE CHILDREN!
341
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:59,083
REMEMBER...
TURN LEFT WHEN YOU SMELL THE PIZZA.
342
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:04,499
EEEWW! QUACKSTER, BABE,
343
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:10,166
YOU REALLY NEED TO
SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP.
344
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,499
SUCKER SHOT, QUACKERJACK.
345
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,875
NOW SUCK GAS, EVILDOER!
346
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:21,833
I'LL STOP IT!
347
00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:27,832
WHOO! HOO HOO HOO!
348
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,874
IT'S PLAYTIME!
349
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:35,250
BUMMER. THERE GOES MY
ALLOWANCE FOR A WEEK.
350
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:40,415
I SUDDENLY HAVE AN
IRRESISTIBLE URGE TO YODEL.
351
00:18:40,416 --> 00:18:42,207
YODEL-AY-HEE-WHOO.
352
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:46,499
HOPE YOU DON'T THINK
I'M STRINGING YOU ALONG.
353
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,749
COULD THIS POSSIBLY
BE MORE HUMILIATING?
354
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:53,957
WHO SAID LIFE'S NOT
ALL FUN AND GAMES?
355
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,875
DARKWING, CATCH!
356
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:01,707
THANKS, GOS.
357
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,457
THERE GOES COLLEGE.
358
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:07,499
THE SHOW'S OVER, GEPPETTO!
359
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:10,165
AAH!
360
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:13,125
OOH! HEE HEE HEE!
361
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:18,707
I FEEL LIKE A MEATBALL
IN A SPAGHETTI DINNER.
362
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:23,124
HANG TIGHT, DAD!
I'LL GET YOU OUT!
363
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,624
HA HA HA!
364
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:25,958
OHH!
365
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:31,458
BUMMER.
THERE GOES THE INHERITANCE.
366
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,832
AAH!
367
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:41,707
AAH!
368
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:44,000
WHOA! WHOA!
369
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,999
[BAWLING]
370
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:58,250
MY KINGDOM BROKEN
LIKE A CHEAP TOY!
371
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,999
MY CAREER IS RUINED.
372
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:05,000
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
373
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:07,583
DAD?
374
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,874
DON'T PLAY WITH
QUACKERJACK TOYS.
375
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,583
THEY'RE DANGEROUS.
376
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:18,708
KISS YOUR TAIL FEATHERS GOODBYE.
377
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:23,375
KISS THIS, QUACKERJACK!
378
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,124
NICE SHOT, SLUGGER.
379
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:30,457
OHH!
380
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:31,707
NOT. NOT.
381
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:36,707
NO AIR BAG GETS THE BEST OF ME!
382
00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:39,165
WE'LL BE BLOWN TO BITS!
383
00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:41,624
WE'LL PROBABLY BE
SMOTHERED FIRST.
384
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:44,582
DIDN'T THEY COVER
REASSURING YOUR CHILD
385
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,582
IN THAT BOOK, DAD?
386
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:49,374
MUST HAVE SKIMMED THAT CHAPTER.
387
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,999
I GUESS THIS IS GOODBYE.
388
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,332
I TRIED TO BE A GOOD PARENT.
389
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,874
GUESS I COULD HAVE WORN
390
00:20:57,875 --> 00:21:00,707
THAT STUPID FAIRY COSTUME.
391
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:04,290
BUT IF I HADN'T QUIT
CRIME-FIGHTING...
392
00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:08,082
GRANTED,
BUT IF I'D BEHAVED IN SCHOOL...
393
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:11,415
OH, GOS,
CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?
394
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:14,457
GIVE ME YOUR HAND, SWEETIE.
395
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:15,999
HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
396
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,750
IT'S THE MOUTHPIECE.
397
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:24,625
USE YOUR TEETH, DAD.
THAT ALWAYS WORKS.
398
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,707
I'VE ALMOST GOT IT.
399
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:31,582
IT'S COMING. IT'S COMING.
400
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,707
[WHIZZING]
401
00:21:34,708 --> 00:21:36,874
WAY TO GO, DAD!
402
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,874
COME ON, BE HONEST.
403
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:41,874
I DO LOOK FAT, DON'T I?
404
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:46,249
COME ON, FOLKS,
I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE.
405
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,874
I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING.
406
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:52,458
PLACES, PEOPLE, PLACES.
407
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:58,875
HERE, DAD.
I THINK YOU DROPPED THIS.
408
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:01,082
WE SUPERHEROES HAVE
UNNATURALLY KEEN INSTINCTS
409
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:02,582
ON CHILD REARING,
410
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,082
DON'T YOU THINK?
411
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,999
YEAH.
412
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,375
GO GET 'EM, SLUGGER.