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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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<i>AH, AGENT STEELBEAK.</i>

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<i>WHAT HAVE YOU TO REPORT?</i>

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HIGH COMMAND, HOW YOU DOING?

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WE'RE IN THE QUACKERY RUBBER DUCK
WAREHOUSE HUSTLING UP DUCKIES.

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<i>CARRY ON.</i>

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GOTCHA.
AGENT STEELBEAK OVER AND OUT.

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[SQUEAK]

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YOU'RE OUT, ALL RIGHT...
OUT OF LUCK!

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LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN...
DIMWIT DUCK.

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VERY CLEVER.
NOW, SUBMIT OR SUCK GAS!

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[SQUEAK SQUEAK]

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[SQUEAK SQUEAK]

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GREETINGS, LIFE FORMS.
TAKE ME TO YOUR CHAMPION.

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[SQUEAK]

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AHEM.

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♪ AHA ♪

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GREETINGS. UH... HA HA HA.

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UH...

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TAKE ME TO YOUR CHAMPION.

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OH, PRETTY NEAT
COSTUME, EH, D.W.?

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UM, EXCUSE ME,
BIZARRE-LOOKING ALIEN MONSTROSITY...

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WE'LL CRUSH THESE
CRIMINALS AND BE WITH YOU.

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CRIMINALS?

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♪ AHA ♪

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I AM A CRIME FIGHTER MYSELF.

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I AM COMET GUY,

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CHAMPION OF THE PLANET NERTZ!

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LET ME ASSIST YOU IN
FOILING THESE SCOFFLAWS.

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GET READY, EVIL-DOERS...

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IT'S COMET TIME!

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OOPSY.

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GOOD THING THERE'S A FIRE
ALARM, HUH, D.W.?

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[ALARM RINGS]

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YEAH. REAL GOOD.

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UH... UHHH... OH...

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TH-TH-THAT... THAT SOUND!

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MY ONE WEAKNESS!

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Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!

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OH! OH! OH!

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IT MAKES ME...

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IT MAKES ME...

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[CHOKE]

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DANCE.

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HMM. INTERESTING.

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I MEAN, USUALLY SUPERHEROES
ARE SO RESERVED.

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HA HA HA HA. SOME CRIME FIGHTER.

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AAH!

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I'M SOILED!
WE GOT TO GET THIS SUIT

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TO THE DRY CLEANERS FAST!

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NOT SO FAST, STEELBEAK.
YOU CAN... AAH!

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OW! EASY THERE, BIG FELLA.

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VIRTUE TRIUMPHS AGAIN.

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OH, NO.

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YEOW!

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WHY, YOU...

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[TOOT]

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OOPSY.

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I GUESS I SHOULD'VE
WARNED YOU...

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BELLS MAKE ME START DANCING

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UNTIL I HEAR A WHISTLE.

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THANKS FOR SHARING.

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WELL, BOYS, I THINK WE'VE HAD

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OUR COMEDY RELIEF FOR TODAY.

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NOW, LISTEN, BUB...

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YOU'VE JUST ENABLED
AN ENVOY OF EVIL

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TO ESCAPE WITH POTENTIALLY
PERILOUS RUBBER DUCKIES.

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WHAT KIND OF CRIME
FIGHTER ARE YOU?

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BOO HOO HOO! A LOUSY ONE.

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HOO HOO HOO.

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I'M THE WORST CHAMPION

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THE PLANET NERTZ HAS EVER HAD.
BOO HOO HOO!

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THAT'S WHY THEY SENT ME HERE.

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I'M SUPPOSED TO STUDY WITH
THIS PLANET'S CHAMPION,

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A CRIME FIGHTER RENOWN
THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY.

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YEAH, WELL, SEEK NO FURTHER,

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PECULIAR-LOOKING THING
FROM ANOTHER WORLD,

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FOR I AM HE.

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[BLOWS NOSE]

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♪ AHA ♪

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WHEN CAN WE START TRAINING?

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NOW. IF YOU'RE NOT TRAINED SOON,

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THERE'LL BE NO CITY TO PROTECT.

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THERE SURE ISN'T MUCH DAMAGE

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HE CAN DO HERE.

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THERE ISN'T MUCH TO
TRAIN WITH EITHER.

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THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE
WRONG, COMET GUY.

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IT'S REALLY A SECRET
SHUSH TRAINING CAMP.

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SHUSH?

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IT'S YOUR BASIC
SUPERSECRET INTERNATIONAL

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ESPIONAGE AGENCY.

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WRONG CACTUS.

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WOW!
WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?

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LET'S START YOUR TRAINING

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WITH SOME PHYSICAL CONDITIONING.

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YOU JUST SWING ACROSS LIKE...
THIS.

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CAN YOU MANAGE THAT?

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WHY NOT WALK ACROSS?

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BECAUSE YOU'D GET WET, SEE?

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NO. I MEAN WALK ON THE WATER.

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YOU CAN WALK ON WATER?

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SURE. I JUST FREEZE IT
WITH MY ICY COMET VISION.

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♪ AHA ♪

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HEY, PRETTY NIFTY
TRICK, EH, D.W.?

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D.W.!

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OOPSY.

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LET'S TRY A SIMPLE
LITTLE ROPE CLIMB,

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SHALL WE?

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EASY.
NO FIRES, NO TORNADOES, NO ICE.

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EASY ON THE CATASTROPHE.

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O.K.? UNDERSTAND?
<i>COMPRENDO? CAPISCE?</i>

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I PROMISE.
ABSOLUTELY NO CAPISCING.

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OOPSY.

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I CAN'T EVEN CLIMB A ROPE RIGHT.

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I'M WORTHLESS!

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A ZERO! A WASHOUT!

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HEY, TAKE IT EASY, BIG GUY.

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CHAMPIONS NEVER GIVE UP.
RIGHT, D.W.?

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RIGHT.

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ALTHOUGH THERE MAY BE
TIMES WHEN HE CONSIDERS IT.

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SO, THIS IS WHAT PATROL IS,

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FLYING AROUND LOOKING FOR
TROUBLE, HUH?

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ON MY PLANET, CROOKS DO THAT.

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HOO! HOO!

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MY COMET SENSE HAS PICKED
UP A CRIME IN PROGRESS

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RIGHT DOWN THERE.

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LAUNCHPAD, TAKE HER DOWN.

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LOOK. IT'S THAT ROUND TANK.

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[DARKWING] STEELBEAK AGAIN.

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TIME FOR A
CRIME-FIGHTING LESSON.

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L.P., WAIT OUTSIDE AND
STOP ESCAPING EGGMEN.

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COMET GUY,
STICK WITH ME AND DO AS I DO.

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FALCONMAN,
WE'RE IN BOB'S OFFICE SUPPLY

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NABBING ALL THE ERASERS AND
RUBBER BANDS AS ORDERED.

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OVER AND OUT OF HERE.

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BOYS, MAKE IT SNAPPY.

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THE ONLY THING
THAT'S GOING TO SNAP

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IS THE TWISTED FRAMEWORK
OF YOUR EVIL PLOT.

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PSST. HOW AM I DOING SO FAR?

167
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GET HIM, BOYS.

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ALL RIGHT, PUT UP YOUR HANDS.

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WHA!

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AAH!

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YOU ARE HOPELESS!

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I COULDN'T TEACH YOU
TO BE A DOORSTOP!

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YOU'RE THROUGH,
<i>FINITO, KAPUTSKI.</i>

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WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

175
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JUST GO HOME! LEAVE ME ALONE!

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YOU FLUNKED OUT!

177
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BUT NOW WHAT'LL I DO?

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[MOANING]

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BOO HOO HOO!

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THERE MUST BE SOMEONE
WHO CAN TRAIN ME TO BE...

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A CHAMPION! BOO HOO.

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HMM.

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I CAN'T GO HOME AS A FLUNKY.

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I MUST WANDER THE UNIVERSE
FOREVER, ALONE AND UNTRAINED.

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PERHAPS I CAN BE
OF SOME ASSISTANCE.

186
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WHO ARE YOU?

187
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I'M... UH, I'M...
OH, YEAH, YEAH,

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UH, STEELWING CLUCK,
CAPED CRUNCHER OF CROOKS

189
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AND CHAMPION TRAINER
<i>EXTRAORDINAIRE.</i>

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HO HO! A CHAMPION TRAINER?

191
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WHAT A LUCKY COINCIDENCE.

192
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COULD YOU TRAIN ME?

193
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PALLY, YOU GOT A DEAL.

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HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

195
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NOW, YOU SEE THAT BIG METAL VAT?

196
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IT'S FULL OF MELTED RUBBER.

197
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UH, RIGHT.

198
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,707
WELL, YOU HEARD OF
PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES, RIGHT?

199
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O.K., THIS IS RUBBER EXPLOSIVES.

200
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SURE. WE GOT TO RETURN
IT TO MY HIDEOUT.

201
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AND DEFUSE IT.

202
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OKEY-DOKE.

203
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[RATTLE]

204
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COMET GUY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

205
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OH, HELLO, FORMER TRAINER.

206
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HMM. PARTY CRASHERS.

207
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:05,082
PLAN "B," JUST
LIKE I TOLD YOUSE.

208
00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:08,499
WHO'S THE JOKER IN THE TIN HAT?

209
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,707
THIS IS MY NEW TRAINER
STEELWING CLUCK.

210
00:12:11,708 --> 00:12:13,249
STEELWING CLUCK?

211
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HOLD THE PHONE.
THAT'S STEELBEAK.

212
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:20,582
PAY NO ATTENTION.
HE'S AN ANDROID DUPLICATE.

213
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,624
AAH! AAH! AAH!

214
00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:27,624
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU
WEREN'T THE REAL DARKWING DUCK.

215
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:30,582
JUST LOOK AT THAT PHONY BEAK.

216
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,833
BUT IT'S MY BEAK.

217
00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:34,958
[SNAP]

218
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LAUNCHPAD, TELL HIM I'M ME.

219
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I DON'T KNOW.
THEY ALL LOOK LIKE YOU.

220
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SHAME FOR POSING
AS A CRIME FIGHTER.

221
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YOU SHOULD TEACH THESE
ANDROIDS A LESSON

222
00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:53,165
ABOUT IMITATING HEROES, HUH?

223
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STARTING WITH THIS ONE.

224
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[GULP COUGH] COMET GUY...

225
00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:03,707
IT'S ME, THE TERROR THAT FLAPS.

226
00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:04,833
HELLO.

227
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:16,124
THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO
LOOK LIKE DARKWING DUCK.

228
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:19,249
NOW LET'S GET THESE
EXPLOSIVES BACK.

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♪ AHA ♪

230
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ONWARD!

231
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HEY, WHAT ABOUT

232
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:30,582
THE REST OF THESE ANDROIDS?

233
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:34,082
ALL RIGHT, YOU!
TAKE OFF THAT MASK.

234
00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,457
OW!

235
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:38,166
LAUNCHPAD, IT'S ME!

236
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[TRAIN WHISTLE]

237
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OOPSY!

238
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:46,332
NOW HOW ARE WE GOING
TO FIND STEELBEAK?

239
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WE COULD FOLLOW THIS LATEX

240
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THAT LEAKED OUT OF THE TANK.

241
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:56,249
UNLESS WE FOLLOW THIS
LATEX THAT LEAKED OUT.

242
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WHOA! THAT GUY'S AMAZING.

243
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UH, EXCUSE ME,
PROFESSOR STEELWING.

244
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,999
NOT THAT I DON'T TRUST YOU,

245
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,957
BUT IS THIS HOW YOU
DEFUSE EXPLOSIVES?

246
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OH, SURE.
IT'S WHAT YOU CALL YOUR...

247
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UH, UH, MELTDOWN PROCEDURE.

248
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O.K., BOYS, IT'S, UH, DEFUSED.

249
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AS SOON AS THAT COOLS OFF,

250
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I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

251
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HO HO! I LOVE SURPRISES!

252
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SURPRISE!

253
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BEHOLD! ONE FELONIOUS FAKE!

254
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GASP! I'VE BEEN DUPED!

255
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WHY, YOU!

256
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I OUGHT TO PINCH YOUR HEAD FLAT.

257
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GO AHEAD. TRY.

258
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[DING DING DING]

259
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HARRRAR. RRRAR. RRRAR.

260
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OH, NO!

261
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TH-TH-THAT SOUND!

262
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[BALLET MUSIC PLAYS]

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[WHISTLE]

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[DING DING DING]

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[FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYS]

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[WHISTLES]

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[DING DING DING]

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[CAN-CAN MUSIC PLAYS]

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[WHISTLE]

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[DING DING DING]

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[SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS]

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FORTUNATELY,
I WAS PREPARED FOR THIS EVENTUALITY.

273
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FACE THE WRATH OF...
THE LEMON LAUNCHER.

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[DING DING DING DING]

275
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[TAP MUSIC PLAYS]

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OH, YOU! ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M MAD.

277
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BEFORE MY EGGMEN SLICE AND
DICE YOU INTO TINY CHUNKS,

278
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HERE'S A WORD FROM MY SPONSORS.

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<i>GREETINGS, DARKWING.
WE OF THE F.O.W.L. HIGH COMMAND.</i>

280
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<i>WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO OUR LATEST WEAPON...</i>

281
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<i>THE F.O.W.L. BALL.</i>

282
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<i>60 TONS OF SOLID RUBBER.</i>

283
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<i>WITH A REMOTE CONTROL.</i>

284
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<i>AGENT STEELBEAK,
YOU MUST DESTROY THE CITY.</i>

285
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<i>ONCE THE WORLD WITNESSES.</i>

286
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<i>THE MIGHT OF A F.O.W.L. BALL,</i>

287
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<i>IT WILL FALL LIKE
OVERRIPE FRUIT.</i>

288
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I'M GONE!

289
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<i>TAKE OFF THAT TOWEL.</i>

290
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YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS.

291
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HA HA HA HA!

292
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WRONGO, DWEEBWING.

293
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BOYS,
GRIND THEM INTO DUCKBURGERS.

294
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HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

295
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SLICE AND DICE, MEN.
SLICE AND DICE.

296
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[GULP] [GULP]

297
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DUH, UM, SHOULD WE SLICE
THEM AND THEN DICE THEM

298
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OR DICE THEM AND
THEN SLICE THEM?

299
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WHATEVER YOU DO,
JUST PLEASE, PLEASE,

300
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DON'T SMOTHER US
IN MOLTEN RUBBER.

301
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[MUMBLING]

302
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O.K.! MOLTEN RUBBER IT IS THEN.

303
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TURN ON THE HEAT.

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[WHISTLES]

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♪ AHA ♪

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OH, HO! WHERE'S THE BELL?

307
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OOH!

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AAH!

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OH!

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YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELET

311
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WITHOUT POUNDING THE
DAYLIGHTS OUT OF A FEW EGGS.

312
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COMET GUY,
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FINAL EXAM.

313
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O.K., ST.
CANARD, IT'S TIME TO PLAY BALL.

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[CRASH]

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[CRUSH]

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[CRUNCH]

317
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COMET GUY, YOU'RE THE ONLY
ONE WHO CAN STOP THAT BALL.

318
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I FLUNKED OUT, REMEMBER?
I'M HOPELESS.

319
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PHOOEY!
A CHAMPION NEVER GIVES UP.

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YOU GAVE UP ON ME.

321
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WELL, UH,
HE'S GOT YOU THERE, D.W.

322
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WELL... YEAH.

323
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AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.

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GOOD POINT.

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QUITE.

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[SMASH]

327
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USE YOUR COMET VISION.

328
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♪ AHA ♪

329
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HEY, I DID IT! HA HA!

330
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THE BAD GUYS ARE GETTING AWAY.

331
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THROW THIS TO THE HELICOPTER.

332
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CLIMB IT LIKE THE TOWER.

333
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TURN A WEAKNESS INTO A STRENGTH.

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OW, AW, OH, OH.

335
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♪ AHA ♪

336
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WE HAVE YOU NOW,
NOT-SO-NICE PERSON.

337
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GUESS AGAIN, COMATOSE GUY.

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[BONG]

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MIDNIGHT.

340
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OOPSY.

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N-N-N-N.

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HA-BA-BA. THAT... THAT SOUND!

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[BONG]

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AH GA GA GA GA.

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NEVER GIVE UP, REMEMBER!

346
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]

347
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H-H-HEY, B-BUDDY, BACK OFF.

348
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NYAH-AH-AH-AH.

349
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NYAH-AH-AH!

350
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AAH!

351
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WHOA!

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[Whistles]

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♪ AHA ♪

354
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♪ HA CHA CHA ♪

355
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♪ DOO BEE DOO BEE DO ♪

356
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♪ A-DOO BA DOO BA DOO BA ♪

357
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♪ HA CHA CHA CHA CHA ♪

358
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♪ A-BOM BOM ♪

359
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♪ EE-YOOP DOOP DOOP JA-BAH ♪

360
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♪ EE-YAH DA JOO BAH... ♪♪

361
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YOU CAN STOP DANCING
NOW, LAUNCHPAD.

362
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HMM? OH, SURE THING, D.W.

363
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AND SO, IN RECOGNITION OF YOUR
BOUNDLESS FORTITUDE AND DEXTERITY

364
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IN SAVING ST.
CANARD FROM DEVASTATION,

365
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I, DARKWING DUCK,

366
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AM PLEASED TO CONFER UPON YOU

367
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THE COVETED DEGREE

368
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OF DOCTOR OF CHAMPIONOLOGY.

369
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HO HO! I'M SO PROUD.

370
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A DIPLOMA FROM THE
FAMOUS CHAMPION

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OF THE PLANET FLOOG.

372
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FLOOG?

373
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THIS ISN'T THE PLANET FLOOG.

374
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IT ISN'T?

375
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I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN

376
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THAT LEFT TURN AT ANDROMEDA.

377
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WELL, PROFESSOR DARKWING,

378
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NOT THAT I DON'T APPRECIATE IT,

379
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BUT I'VE GOT TO GET
TO FLOOG IN A HURRY.

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WHOA!

381
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OOPSY.

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♪ HO-HO ♪
♪ HO-HO ♪