♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
YOUR NAME?
DARKWING DUCK.
YOUR OCCUPATION?
TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
STATE YOUR CASE.
I CAUGHT THAT HATEFUL, UNDERHANDED HAM TUSKERNINI
ROBBING A BANK.
I OBJECT, YOUR HONOR.
I'M NOT A HAM.
DO YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE?
THESE REVIEWS OF HIS PERFORMANCE
IN SON OF MacBETH.
I MEAN THE BANK ROBBERY.
THESE NEWSREELS OF TUSKERNINI COMMITTING THE CRIME,
THIS SIGNED CONFESSION,
AND THE TESTIMONY OF OVER 500 EYEWITNESSES.
HELLO.
FLIMSY EVIDENCE.
COUNSEL FOR THE DEFENSE.
BAAA!
A PENNY... A CENT.
THROUGH... IN A CENT!
YES, YOUR HONOR, I'M INNOCENT.
WELL, A ROOSTER?
A WATER BUFFALO?
IT'S A SHEEP!
SOUNDS LIKE A SHEEP... ASLEEP!
YES, I WAS ASLEEP, YOUR HONOR.
I WAS IN A PICTURE.
SON OF KING LEAR, I RECALL.
A PICTURE FRAME?
THAT'S IT... FRAMED!
ENOUGH OF THESE CHARADES!
I FIND YOU GUILTY!
BUT YOUR HONOR, I WAS FRAMED BY DARKWING DUCK.
WHAT? I'LL FRAME YOU, ALL RIGHT!
ORDER IN THE COURT!
DARKWING, LET HIM GO OR YOU'RE IN CONTEMPT.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
OH, GO AWAY.
I'VE HAD A ROUGH DAY.
IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY!
THE NEW LINE OF QUACKWARE IS IN.
YOU GET FIRST SHOT AT IT.
ANYTHING TO MAKE HERB MUDDLEFOOT SHUT UP.
[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]
WILL YOU SIGN UP
FOR THIS PROGRAM HERB AND I VOLUNTEERED FOR?
ANYTHING TO MAKE BINKIE MUDDLEFOOT SHUT UP.
[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]
WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THE MUDDLEFOOTS?
NOW WHAT?
MEET OUR NEW HOUSE GUEST, DRAKESTER.
[GRUNT]
DID YOU KNOW YOUR HOUSE GUEST IS THUG NEANDERTHAL,
A CONVICTED FELON?
OF COURSE WE DO, SILLY.
THAT'S OUR ADOPTED CONVICT.
A REAL PRIZE, TOO.
HIS CRIMES WERE ESPECIALLY CRUEL AND SENSELESS.
BUT BINKIE'S COOKING WILL TURN HIM AROUND.
DOING YOUR PART FOR SOCIETY
BY ADOPTING A CONVICTED CRIMINAL...
WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
WHAT A CHUMP.
YOUR ADOPTED CON SHOULD BE HERE ANY SECOND.
GOT TO GO, DRAKE.
YEAH, BYE.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
THE ADOPT-A-CON PROGRAM.
IT'S NICE YOU SIGNED UP.
[GULP]
I'M NOT PLAYING HOUSEMAID TO A CRIMINAL.
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IF ANYONE KNOCKS, DON'T ANSWER.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
I'LL GET IT.
IS MR. MALLARD HOME?
CONGRATULATIONS ON SUPPORTING THE ADOPT-A-CON PROGRAM
BY TAKING IN A CONVICTED CRIMINAL.
HERE'S THE RULES...
PROVIDE ROOM AND BOARD AND RESPECT PRIVACY.
YOUR CONVICT MUST NEVER LEAVE YOUR HOUSE.
NEVER?
DURING HIS STAY,
HE MUST LEARN A TRADE.
IF YOU ATTEMPT TO DESTROY THIS CONTRACT,
YOU WILL BE IMPRISONED.
USE THIS PANIC BUTTON IN EMERGENCIES.
I'LL APPEAR IMMEDIATELY. ANY QUESTIONS?
COULDN'T I SAVE WHALES INSTEAD?
NOW MEET YOUR NEW HOUSE GUEST,
THE SOON TO BE REFORMED TUSKERNINI!
ENCHANTED, MR. MALLARD.
I WAS MERELY RETURNING THE MONEY I FOUND
WHEN DARKWING DUCK APPEARED
AND ACCUSED ME OF STEALING IT.
YOU DIDN'T ROB THAT BANK?
IS THIS THE FACE OF A ROBBER?
WHAT A WIMP!
THE MUDDLEFOOTS GOT A BETTER CRIMINAL.
MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE UP MR. TUSKERNINI'S BED.
[HUMMING ROCK-A-BYE BABY]
ARE YOU O.K.? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THE JUDGE WANTS TO REFORM TUSKERNINI.
I'M GOING TO REFORM HIM...
INTO A PANCAKE!
THEN WE'LL ADOPT YOU AFTER YOU'RE IN PRISON,
UNLESS YOU GET THE CHAIR.
I'LL WAIT TILL TUSKERNINI TRIES SOMETHING.
I'VE GOT HIM WHERE I CAN WATCH HIM.
HE THINKS I'M SOME FOOL,
BUT I'VE GOT THE PERFECT COVER...
BY THE WAY, I BOOBY-TRAPPED THE DOOR.
THE DISHES AREN'T DONE.
THE FLOOR ISN'T SWEPT.
THE TABLE ISN'T SET.
[ROAR]
WHAT'S EATING HIM, MAN?
THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME
I WAS FILMING IN THE AMAZON
AND WAS ATTACKED BY A PREHISTORIC MEGASLOTH.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
WHAT THE...
ENTRE, ENTRE.
THE LAW REQUIRES ME TO LEARN A NEW TRADE,
SO I'M STARTING MY OWN BAND.
I SMELL A RAT.
CAN'T I KEEP HIM, DAD?
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
HIYA. I LOVE BAND INSTRUMENTS.
CAN I TAKE A LOOK? HMM?
HUH?
YOU PLAY LADY OF SPAIN?
A MOST SUITABLE COVER FOR OUR OPERATION.
AN IDEAL LOCATION FOR THE TUNNEL.
TO WORK, LADS, AND KEEP QUIET!
SHH!
[DRILLING]
WHAT IS THAT RACKET?
WE'RE TUNING UP.
I'LL FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE.
TUNNEL READY?
DOOR READY?
CATAPULT READY?
ACTION!
WHOO-HOO! IT'S A TAKE.
TIME FOR THIS REFORMED CRIMINAL
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]
MAYBE HE IS STARTING A BAND.
D.W., MEGAVOLT IS ROBBING THE FIFTH NATIONAL BANK.
YOU'RE A GENIUS, TUSKERNINI.
NO ONE WILL SEE THROUGH THIS BRILLIANT DISGUISE.
I'M THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,
THE SLUG THAT CRAWLS...
WAIT, YOU'RE NOT MEGAVOLT.
YOU'RE TUSKERNINI IN A BAD MEGAVOLT DISGUISE.
I'M NOT TUSKERNINI,
AND THIS IS AN EXCELLENT DISGUISE.
REALLY? WELL, MEGAVOLT, LET'S SEE YOU SHOCK ME.
COME ON, GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOCK.
BE MY GUEST.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
I'LL ZAP YOU WITH MY MAGNETO-GUN.
IT'S ELECTRO-GUN,
AND THAT'S A HAND VACUUM.
NOW SUCK GAS, EVIL DOER!
I THINK I'M ON TO SOMETHING.
GIVE ME THAT!
PEE-EEW!
STINK GAS!
HE ESCAPED, BUT I KNOW WHERE HE'S GOING.
I KNOW A SHORTCUT.
WAIT TILL THE JUDGE SEES THIS.
THIS BETTER BE GOOD. DARKWING DUCK?
I TOLD YOU TO AVOID TUSKERNINI.
NO PROBLEM-O, SINCE TUSKERNINI'S NOT HERE!
CAN I HELP YOU, GENTLEMEN?
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
HE TRIED TO ROB A BANK.
YOUR HONOR, HE'S TRYING TO FRAME ME AGAIN.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
IT'S TRUE, YOUR HONOR. I'VE ROBBED BANKS,
RIPPED WARNING LABELS OFF MATTRESSES,
AND OTHER BAD THINGS,
BUT THAT WAS SO LONG AGO.
THAT WAS YESTERDAY.
I'VE TURNED OVER A NEW LEAF,
SEEN THE LIGHT, GONE STRAIGHT!
IT'S A MIRACLE! I'M A REFORMED MAN!
HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL?
THAT'S IT, DARKWING DUCK.
YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!
I CAN'T! I'VE GOT CROOKS TO CATCH.
I'M ROTATING MY SOCK DRAWER.
WELL, BOYS, IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE THE PERFECT COVER!
PSST! DAD!
GOSALYN, GET ME OUT OF HERE!
I'VE BEEN IN HERE OVER FIVE MINUTES.
I BAKED A CAKE WITH A SAW.
400, 500.
YOUR HONOR, I'VE GOT THE $500 TO BAIL OUT DARKWING DUCK.
AHA!
ATTEMPTED JAIL BREAK!
THE BAIL IS NOW $5,000.
PSST! PSST!
HERE'S SOMETHING TO DIG YOUR WAY OUT.
GREAT. IT'S A POTATO PEELER.
MR. MUDDLEFOOT BORROWED THE SHOVEL.
I'VE GOT THE 5,000, YOUR HONOR.
AHA!
MAKE THAT $50,000.
NOW WHAT?
I'VE GOT JUST THE THING THIS TIME.
GOSALYN, NO!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
I'VE GOT THE 50,000, YOUR HONOR.
BAIL'S BEEN POSTED.
YOU'RE FREE TO GO.
AND NO MORE FUNNY STUFF.
HE'S GOING TO PAY FOR THAT.
I'LL GIVE HIM A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE,
TURN THE TABLES ON HIM.
YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE HIM ASPIRIN
AND REARRANGE HIS FURNITURE?
NO. WE'RE TAKING UP AMATEUR ACTING.
WHERE'D YOU GET THE BAIL MONEY?
I SOLD A FEW OF YOUR THINGS.
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
I HAVE AN EXTREMELY LONG
BUT HIGHLY AMUSING STORY TO TELL.
♪ LAH DEE DAH DEE DO ♪♪
AM I INTRUDING?
NO. WE'RE NOT INVOLVED IN A CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY.
HMM...
IT'S NO USE. HE'S TOO SMART FOR US.
HE KNOWS WE'RE THE MAD DUCK MALLARD GANG.
THE MAD DUCK MALLARD GANG?
WE'VE GOT PLANS FOR THE PERFECT CRIME...
ROBBING THE NATIONAL MINT.
WE GOT MAPS, MODELS,
AND SATELLITE SURVEILLANCE PHOTOS.
EVERYTHING'S WORKED OUT TO THE SMALLEST DETAIL...
EXCEPT GETTING IN AND OUT.
HEY, I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA.
MAYBE TUSKERNINI CAN HELP US.
GOSALYN, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP REFORM TUSKERNINI,
NOT ASK HIM TO HELP STEAL $10 ZILLION.
RIGHT. I'M A REFORMED...
HOW MUCH DID YOU SAY?
$10 ZILLION.
NOT THAT REFORMED.
THEY'VE COMPLETED THE TUNNEL TO THE MINT.
NOW, WHAT IS YOUR PLAN?
WE GO INSIDE, TAKE THE MONEY, AND LEAVE.
OH, GOOD PLAN.
ONCE INSIDE, YOU TRIP THE SILENT ALARM,
THEN SEAL THE TUNNEL.
GOS, YOU HIT THE PANIC BUTTON.
HUH?
O.K., LET'S GO.
PUT THESE ON FIRST.
WHY? WE GOING TO A LUAU?
WE AREN'T GOING TO ROB THE BANK.
BUSHROOT IS.
O.K., LAUNCHPAD, HIT THE ALARM.
[ALARM RINGS]
I SAID THE SILENT ALARM!
SORRY, DAD.
GOSALYN, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
I THOUGHT I TRIPPED THE ALARM.
YOU'RE NOT... LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
HEY, DRAKE, I SEALED THE TUNNEL.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT AFTER WE GOT INTO IT.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[GUNSHOTS]
IT'S LOCKED!
THIS IS THE POLICE. YOU'RE SURROUNDED.
THIS IS A SETUP, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO PEOPLE WHO SET ME UP?
B-BUT WE DIDN'T DO IT!
DARKWING DUCK SET US UP.
WHAT HE SAID.
DARKWING DUCK HAS RUINED EACH OF MY SCHEMES.
I'D LIKE TO FINISH HIM FOR GOOD.
YEAH, IT'S TOO BAD HE'S NOT AROUND.
DON'T WORRY. I'LL SEE THAT HE SHOWS UP.
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP
OR WE'RE COMING IN.
HOLD YOUR FIRE, COPPERS.
THIS IS BUSHROOT, THE PLANT GUY.
I'VE GOT HOSTAGES.
HAND OVER DARKWING DUCK
OR THE HOSTAGES BUY THE FARM!
OH!
DARKWING DUCK'S A LITTLE TIED UP RIGHT NOW.
YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO HAND OVER DARKWING DUCK.
LET'S MAKE A BREAK!
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GIVE HIM DARKWING DUCK.
COVER FOR ME.
A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED
FROM A CONSCIENTIOUS CONTORTIONIST.
FORGOT WE'RE ON THE TOP FLOOR.
YOU HAVE 45 SECONDS TO HAND OVER DARKWING DUCK.
PLENTY OF TIME
FOR THE MASTER OF TIME AND SPACE.
HOW TIME FLIES WHEN ATTACKED BY A VICIOUS DOG.
OH, GREAT. AN ALLIGATOR-FILLED MOAT.
GREAT. WHAT A SURPRISE... THE SAHARA DESERT.
YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO HAND OVER DARKWING DUCK.
GOOD THING I BROUGHT A SPARE COSTUME.
FEAR NO MORE, GENTLEMEN.
DARKWING DUCK IS HERE.
GANGWAY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
IT BETTER BE GOOD.
BUSHROOT WON'T RELEASE HIS HOSTAGES
UNLESS WE HAND OVER DARKWING DUCK.
WHAT? HOSTAGES?
I CAN'T THINK OF MYSELF.
INNOCENT CITIZENS ARE IN DANGER.
I'LL HAND MYSELF OVER. NO SACRIFICE IS...
GOOD! HE'S YOURS, BUSHROOT.
WE WANT THE HOSTAGES FIRST.
I'M SURE THEY'RE O.K.
SHOW ME THE HOSTAGES OR NO DEAL.
FORGOT MY LUCKY SOCKS. BE RIGHT BACK.
EVERYBODY TO THE WINDOW.
HERE THEY ARE.
I WON'T RELEASE THEM UNTIL YOU SEND IN DARKWING DUCK.
IS THAT NECESSARY? WE'LL GO FIRST.
DARKWING DUCK FIRST OR NO DEAL.
YOU GET DARKWING AFTER YOU SEND OUT THE HOSTAGES.
I GO IN OR I BREAK YOUR GAVEL!
NEVER MIND.
IF BUSHROOT DOESN'T STOP THAT DUCK, I WILL.
O.K., TUSKI, YOU AND ME.
COME ON, LET'S PARTY.
YOU MAY GO
IF YOU TELL EVERYONE I AM NOT TUSKERNINI.
I PROMISE.
[DEEP VOICE] I PROMISE.
TELL THE PRESS ABOUT MY RESCUE. CAPITAL Ds.
I'VE BEEN WRITTEN OUT OF THE SHOW.
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
CALM DOWN, TWOFERS.
EVERYTHING'S O.K. I'LL SPEAK TO THE PRODUCER.
I SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT.
FREEZE!
NOT SO FAST.
I SAID FREEZE!
TUSKERNINI!
OH, DARKWING DUCK FRAMED ME.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
YEP, EVEN HERB MUDDLEFOOT COULDN'T RUIN MY DAY.
SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR ADOPTED CON NOT WORKING OUT, DRAKESTER.
BROKE ME UP, TOO.
THEY PUT HIM AWAY.
ONCE A CROOK, ALWAYS A CROOK.
NOT SO, DRAKE.
REMEMBER THUG?
HE'S REFORMED!
PERHAPS YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN OUR QUACK OIL PRODUCTS.
GUARANTEED TO LAST A MILLENNIUM.
NOT JUST A MECHANICAL DEVICE.
IT'S A MIRACLE. THE CHANGING OF THE AGES.
I THINK I LIKED HIM BETTER BEFORE.