♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
LOOK, MY LITTLE FRIEND.
MY NEW POWER-TRANSFER GENERATOR.
OOH. WHAT'S THAT?
YOU'D LIKE TO SEE IT WORK? JUST WATCH.
THIS GENERATOR WILL ENABLE ME
TO CARRY POWER FOR DAYS...
WITHOUT RECHARGING!
WE SEEM TO BE EXPERIENCING
SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
THIS IS A SNAP. JUST A LOOSE CONNECT...
AAH!
I'M FEELING A LITTLE... THIRSTY.
OH.
GOT TO GET ME A SURGE PROTECTOR.
HUH?
HEY, HOW YOU DOING, BIG GUY?
IT'S ALIVE!
I BROUGHT YOU TO LIFE!
ME, MEGAVOLT!
MY CREATION!
I'VE DISCOVERED REAL POWER.
NOW I CAN USE IT TO CONTROL THE WORLD.
HEY, GET A LIFE.
CONTROL YOURSELF HERE.
SOMEBODY MIGHT BE WATCHING.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
[DOG HOWLS]
YOU GUYS ARE WIMPS.
IF I PLAYED THE GUITAR, WE'D BE LOUDER.
YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A DRUMMER.
YEAH, A SET OF DRUMS.
YOU WERE BORN TO BEAT ON THINGS.
YEAH, OK. I STILL SAY WE SHOULD BE LOUDER.
OK. REAL LOUD THIS TIME.
UH-1, UH-2, 3, 4.
[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]
[GUITAR SCREECHES]
HI. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN.
I HEARD YOU. THE WHOLE CITY PROBABLY HEARD YOU.
GREAT! THAT'S WHAT WE WANT... WIDE EXPOSURE.
DON'T WE WANT ARTISTIC FULFILLMENT?
I WANT TO TOUR AND TRASH HOTELS.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MUSIC.
A MERE TECHNICALITY, DAD.
WE'RE GOING TO BE VIDEO STARS.
BEFORE LONG, WE'LL BE LIP-SYNCHING TO OUR BIG HIT.
THAT'S GREAT, GOS.
TILL THEN, WOULD YOU DO DADDY ONE FAVOR?
TURN IT DOWN!
NOW THAT I'M ALIVE AND EVERYTHING,
WHAT DO I DO?
JUST CHILL OUT.
OK, NOW YOU TRY.
NO. GET UP HIGHER, THEN DROP DOWN ON YOUR KNEES.
WHAT ABOUT MY GUITAR?
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY.
DON'T SWEAT IT, MAN.
WE'LL GET TO THE GUITAR PART LATER.
IT WAS MY ELECTRICAL GENIUS
THAT BROUGHT YOU TO LIFE.
NOW I'LL REPEAT MY GREATEST EXPERIMENT.
DID THAT HURT?
OH.
W-W-WHAT'S THAT?
THE GUY NEXT DOOR
IS AN ELECTRICIAN OR SOMETHING.
READY?
ASSUME THE POSITION.
[COCKNEY ACCENT] OH, BLIMEY.
GRRRR.
WHOA! PRIMO POWER CORD, MAN.
YOU GOT, LIKE, PERFECTO TECHS.
WOW! MUSIC IS DANGEROUS.
HELLO, FRIENDS, AND I'M SO GLAD TO BE HERE TODAY.
I'VE DONE IT AGAIN. YOU'RE ALIVE.
ALIVE AND FEELING WONDERFUL.
LET ME SAY I'VE GOT A WARM FEELING ABOUT YOU.
WHAT? YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR GUITAR?
AFTER I BLEW THE SPEAKER OUT AT MY LESSON,
I LOOKED, AND IT WAS GONE.
SO, WE'RE TALKING BURGLARY.
NOW THINK.
WHO'D WANT YOUR GUITAR?
IT WAS PROBABLY A MUSIC LOVER.
NOW, THIS DUCK CRAVES
SOME CRIME-FIGHTING CONFRONTATION.
IF YOU'RE REALLY BORED, D.W.,
START A BUTTON COLLECTION LIKE MINE.
IT'S PRETTY DARN EXCITING.
HAVE I GOT A CASE FOR YOU.
A CASE? NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
WHICH ARCHVILLIAN IS IT...
STEELBEAK, TUSKERNINNI? LET ME AT THEM.
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. HONKER'S GUITAR'S MISSING.
AW, NUTS. A GUITAR?
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HONKER'S GUITAR?
THAT'S NOTHING.
NOTHING? YOU CALL MISSING STARDOM AND RICHES NOTHING?
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?
CALL ME ABOUT A REAL PROBLEM, NOT THIS KID STUFF.
BUT... BUT... BUT...
YOU DON'T WANT US TO FIND IT.
A MUSIC LOVER LIKE MOI?
PERISH THE THOUGHT.
COME ON, L.P., MAYBE WE'LL GET LUCKY
AND FIND SOME EVILDOERS.
RIGHT BEHIND YOU, D.W.
OH, NICE WORK, HUNK.
A FEW MORE CHARGES,
AND MY APPLIANCE GANG WILL BE COMPLETE.
DON'T WORRY. WITH THIS NEW MACHINE,
YOUR GANG WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE.
THIS THING?
I'M GOING TO TERRIFY THE CITY WITH A PERMANENT WAVE?
NOT THAT, THIS.
IT'S THE HIGH-TECH, ALL-IN-ONE
POWER TOOL TO END THEM ALL.
ONE LITTLE MAGIC TOUCH,
AND I'LL BE IN BIG-TIME BUSINESS.
AAH!
[CRASH]
IN RETROSPECT, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S PRECISELY THE EFFECT WE WANTED.
THIS HAS A DEFECTIVE CIRCUIT BREAKER.
WHY DO I HAVE ALL THE LUCK?
THAT MONSTER FRIES, I MAKE IT.
WE WERE CONNECTED TO THE SAME SOCKET.
SIT DOWN, HON. YOU COULD USE SOME REST.
THE STORE'S CLOSED, SPARKY.
OH, DARKWING DUCK, DON'T YOU EVER KNOCK?
NOT FAIR. NOT NOW.
YOU KNOCKED THE POWER OUT FOR BLOCKS.
SOMEBODY, DO SOMETHING.
WHO SAID THAT?
WHO ELSE IS HERE?
HEY, HEY, WHO DID THAT?
I DEMAND YOU SHOW YOURSELF.
HEY, OVER HERE.
OH, IT'S ONLY THE TELEVISION.
RUN!
LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!
TEASE ME, WILL YOU?
WE CAN'T LET THAT MANIAC GET AWAY.
OOH. OH, I HATE THAT SPARK ARRESTER DUCK.
HE RUINS EVERYTHING.
CHEER UP, MATE.
IT'S PARTYTIME!
HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
FOLLOWED THE POWER SURGE.
ISN'T IT COMING FROM HERE?
HONEY, WE'RE HOME!
YOU'VE COME BACK.
HOLD IT!
I FEEL A MESSAGE COMING ON.
AND OUR POWER COMPANY OFFICIALS.
SAY THEIR SUPERPOWERFUL GENERATOR.
IS FINISHED AND OOZING POWER.
FROM THE POWER COMPANY, THIS IS TOM LOCKJAW.
WITH THAT GENERATOR,
WE CAN BRING MORE APPLIANCES TO LIFE.
THEN ST. CANARD WILL BE TOTALLY OURS.
THAT MUST BE THE NEW GENERATOR.
SURPRISE! IT'S A TRAP.
HAVE YOU FIGURED THAT OUT?
OH, NOT AGAIN. GET HIM.
EVEN YOU CAN'T BELIEVE
A REFRIGERATOR'S GOING TO SAVE YOU.
YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?
TIME TO DO SOME SLIPPING AND SLIDING...
LIKE A ROLLING STONE!
I'M GLAD YOU'RE AWAKE.
YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT A NEW RECIPE
I'VE BEEN DYING TO TRY.
I JUST LOVE COOKING SHOWS.
TODAY WE'LL BE MAKING SIZZLING DUCK.
I LIKE MINE BURNT TO A CRISP.
HA HA HA HA!
HUM, MY APPLIANCE ASSOCIATES.
HA HA HA!
DARKWING DUCK IS ONE DEAD DYNAMO.
WHAH!
TAKE IT EASY.
IF WE SWING OURSELVES PERFECTLY,
THE NEXT SPARK CAN CENTER US,
DROPPING US SAFELY TO ONE SIDE.
ANOTHER MINUTE, WE'LL BE TOAST.
WE'LL SWING A QUARTER TURN
TO THE LEFT ON THREE. THREE!
WAS I SUPPOSED TO SWING TO MY LEFT OR YOURS?
NOW HE GETS DOWN TO LOGISTICS.
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE INTO THAT MUSIC ROOM.
SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
THOSE ARE THE SAME KIND OF FLASHES I SAW
DURING MY LESSON.
ARE YOU TRYING TO FRY YOURSELF?
I'M LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO PLUG IN.
I WANT TO JAM.
SOMEONE'S COMING.
SOME KIND OF MAD SCIENTIST MUST LIVE HERE.
I'LL BET HE DOESN'T LIKE KIDS.
LOOK. IT'S YOUR GUITAR, HONK.
I KNEW IT.
IF THE THIEF WANTS IT SO BAD, LET HIM KEEP IT.
COME ON. IT'S YOUR GUITAR.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND MEGAVOLT, L.P.,
AND HIS TALKING APPLIANCES.
WHO KNOWS WHAT HIS SHORT-CIRCUITED MIND IS THINKING?
MAYBE HE'S COLLECTED EVERY LOST APPLIANCE IN TOWN
LIKE HONKER'S GUITAR.
WHAT WAS THAT?
HONKER'S GUITAR, D.W.,
THE ONE GOSALYN'S LOOKING FOR.
GOS WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HONKER'S GUITAR LESSON.
HE BLEW EVERYTHING OUT.
THE POWER SURGE MUST HAVE COME FROM MEGAVOLT!
WE SAW HONKER'S GUITAR.
GOSALYN'S TRYING TO FIND IT.
I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND IT BEFORE GOSALYN DOES.
OH!
LET'S JUST GET MY GUITAR AND GO.
DON'T WORRY SO MUCH.
CHECK OUT THIS NEAT STUFF.
HEY, GUY, YOU'RE CHOKING ME.
THANKS, DUCKS.
AAH! AAH!
JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
THAT GUITAR IS HONKER'S.
[IMITATING PEE-WEE HERMAN] KIDS! I LOVE THEM.
MY BIGGEST AUDIENCE.
[IMITATING JACK NICHOLSON] WE HAVE TO MAKE CERTAIN
YOU DON'T LEAVE, DON'T WE, LITTLE VIEWERS?
HMM. LET'S GIVE YOU A FINAL FLUFF.
WHAT A DOLL.
YECCHH!
WOW, GOSALYN! WHAT A RADICAL HAIRDO.
YES. IT JUST NEEDS A LITTLE TOUCHING UP.
HEY, WHEN'S THE BOSS COMING BACK?
WHY DO YOU NEED A BOSS?
WHAT'S IN THIS FOR YOU GUYS?
YOU SHOULD MAKE DECISIONS FOR YOURSELVES.
IF YOU WANT TO RELEASE US, RELEASE US.
SHE'S GOT A POINT.
WE WON'T LET THEM GO, BUT SHE HAS A POINT.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
OPEN UP!
I FOUND THE PERFECT PLACE FOR OUR FIRST ROBBERY.
THAT'S FABULOUS, MEGS.
BEFORE YOU TELL US ABOUT IT,
WHY DON'T YOU JUST RELAX?
HAVE A COLD DRINK.
AAH!
GOOD WORK, GUYS. NOW WE CAN TURN HIM IN.
NOW, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT, LOVE.
WE'RE GOING TO PLUG MEGAVOLT
INTO THE POWER SUPPLY OF ST. CANARD.
WE'LL BRING ALL THE APPLIANCES OF THE CITY TO LIFE
AND TAKE OVER,
THEN PEOPLE CAN DO STUFF FOR US.
BUT... BUT...
THIS WAS YOUR IDEA,
SO YOU AND YOUR FRIEND CAN JOIN OUR REVOLUTION.
AND WHAT IF WE DON'T WANT TO?
THEN YOU CAN FRY.
UGH! UGH!
KNOW WHAT? I ENVY YOU.
WHAT A SURGE OF POWER YOU'LL FEEL.
DON'T DO THIS. I GAVE YOU LIFE.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE PLUGGED INTO THE POWER.
YOU'LL BRING LIFE TO EVERY APPLIANCE.
YOU'RE INSANE.
HA HA HA! CHECK WHO'S TALKING.
I'M THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I'M THE REPAIRMAN WHO SAYS YOUR WARRANTY EXPIRED.
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
TOO LATE, MAN.
FROM NOW ON, IT'S AN ALL-STAR JAM!
THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN.
APPLIANCES EVERYWHERE ARE RISING AGAINST THEIR OWNERS.
I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.
JUST LISTEN TO THE EXPERTS.
AND THIS JUST IN...
WE ARE RECEIVING SEVERAL REPORTS.
OF HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES TURNING AGAINST THEIR OWNERS.
HA HA HA!
IS THAT THE CRAZIEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD?
HA HA HA HA HA!
HEY!
HELP!
NOT SO MUCH OFF THE TOP.
AAH!
THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. GET IT?
NO! NOT WHILE I'M PLUGGED IN!
AAH!
NOW, LET'S DISCONNECT THESE DEVIOUS DEVICES.
[GUITAR SCREECHES]
I HATE SEEING ANYONE GET IT WITH WATER.
YOU'RE SOAKING IN IT.
FEELING BETTER, HON?
POWER.
I NEED RECHARGING.
SURE THING.
WHOA!
THIS IS LIKE CRICKET ACTUALLY.
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
HA HA HA HA!
THAT'S ENOUGH.
I CONTROL THE POWER,
AND I'M SHUTTING THIS PARTY DOWN!
UH-OH.
AAH!
YEOW!
I'M GOING TO KILL IF I'M MAIMED!
HEY!
WHOA!
THAT'S TOO HOT!
SHUT IT OFF!
YEAH, BUT HOW?
TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE AN UMBRELLA
'CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE RAIN.
NO! NOT WATER!
YOU KNOW, THIS REMINDS ME, L.P.,
GOT TO PAY MY ELECTRIC BILL.
WE DID IT!
I PROMISE I'LL PAY CLOSER ATTENTION
TO YOUR CLUES.
JUST IN TIME FOR A RERUN OF PELICAN'S ISLAND.
LET THIS BE A LESSON...
POWER CORRUPTS.
A COCONUT FALLS ON PELICAN'S HEAD IN THIS EPISODE.
HE DREAMS A SUBMARINE RESCUES THE GANG
AND BLOWS UP THE ISLAND.
NOW, THIS IS REAL ENTERTAINMENT.
OH, YEAH. EVERYTHING IS DEFINITELY BACK TO AB-NORMAL.