♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
300 YEARS AGO,
THERE WAS ANOTHER MASKED MALLARD.
WHO FOUGHT FOR JUSTICE... DARKWING DOUBLOON!
SEAMAN DRAKE, HEAD THATAWAY.
MORE TEA, SEAMAN DRAKE.
AND MAKE IT QUICK. HEH HEH.
YES, YOUR MAJESTIES.
IT'S THE DARKWING DOUBLOON!
SCOURGE OF THE SEVEN SEAS!
IT'S ONLY YOUR CREW, DEAR.
WHEW! HA HA. THANK GOODNESS!
LITTLE DO THEY KNOW...
AND I MEAN THAT.
THERE WERE SUPERVILLAINS JUST LIKE TODAY.
IN FACT, EXACTLY LIKE TODAY.
SPLASH ME AND I'LL EVAPORATE YOU.
YOU AND WHAT NAVY?
KEEP IT DOWN. NEGADUCK'S ON DECK!
OH, I'M SHAKING LIKE A LEAF.
I HOPE IT'S NOT ON MY ACCOUNT, BUSHROOT.
NO, NO, CAPTAIN.
SHIP OFF PORT!
HA HA HA! IT'S PLANK TIME!
THE KING'S SHIP AND JEWELS!
UP ANCHOR! BRING HER ABOUT!
[SNORING]
AVAST! YOU'VE BEEN BOARDED BY NEGADUCK!
OH, THANK GOODNESS!
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE DARKWING DOUBLOON.
AAH! AAH! AAH!
EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT THE DARKWING DOUBLOON!
I'LL SHOW HIM WHAT A PIRATE REALLY IS!
SEAMAN DRAKE, DO SOMETHING!
UNHAND THE KING'S JEWELS, SCOUNDREL.
YOU FORGOT THE REST OF YOUR SWORD, CUR.
I THINK NOT.
HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.
MY JEWELS! WHATEVER SHALL I DO?
HELP, HELP!
THE KING'S SHIP IS SINKING!
SHE'S GOING DOWN, SIRE.
QUICK! TO THE LIFEBOAT!
SAVE YOURSELVES.
IT'S MY DUTY TO GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP.
UNDER THE GUISE OF THE FEARSOME PIRATE DARKWING DOUBLOON,
I STRIKE FOR JUSTICE!
I WONDER WHAT WRONG WE'LL RIGHT TODAY?
BEATS ME.
JUST SO THERE'S LOTS OF SAILING.
THE TERROR IS WITH YOU!
DOUBLOON'S SO TRICKY I CAN'T SEE HIM.
GREAT NEWS, BUCKOS.
THE KING'S JEWELS WERE STOLEN.
WHO STOLE THEM?
THE ALLEGED PIRATE, NEGADUCK...
WHO'S ABOUT TO GET HIS SWASH BUCKLED.
PREPARE TO DO BATTLE FROM THE KING'S VESSEL.
WAIT FOR ME THERE.
ONE FOR YOU...
36 FOR ME.
I AM THE TERROR THAT SAILS THE SEAS.
I AM THE FLEA ON YOUR PARROT.
I AM THE DARKWING DOUBLOON!
SO, WE FINALLY MEET, DARKWING DOUBLOON.
I'M SURE YOU'RE IMPRESSED.
NOT BAD FOR A SPUD-MUTTERING JACKANAPE.
COMING FROM A YURKEL-HOISTING WAVECRUSHER,
THAT'S A COMPLIMENT.
A REAL PIRATE PREFERS ACTION TO TALK!
FAREWELL, NEGADUCK.
YOU HAVE BEATEN THE GREAT DARKWING DOUBLOON!
AAH!
SPLASH!
DIMWIT BUFFOON.
HA!
AND NOW MY PRIZE, NEGADUCK...
YOU CAN LOAD THE KING'S JEWELS ON MY SHIP.
NEVER!
HOW SCURRILOUS OF YOU.
I'LL TAKE THIS
AS A REMEMBRANCE OF OUR MEETING,
DARKWING BUFFOON.
VICTORY!
THEN I CHASED HIM UP THE RIGGING LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY.
I BESTED HIM AT EVERY TURN. HA HA!
THEN WHERE ARE THE JEWELS?
MY FIRST ENCOUNTER WAS TO GIVE
A FALSE SENSE OF ADVANTAGE.
WE'LL SHOW HIM THE SCOURGE OF THE SEAS.
BRING US BROADSIDE, L.P.
COMING BACK FOR THIS, BUFFOON?
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE THE KING'S JEWELS, NEGADUCK.
GO BACK! GO BACK!
UH-OH.
QUICK, TAKE THE JEWELS AND HIDE THEM.
EXCELLENT PLAN.
WE CAN'T JUST TAKE THEM.
A HERO ANNOUNCES HIS PLANS THEN DOES IT.
WE'RE TAKING THE JEWELS!
BLATHERING BLATHERSKITE!
YI, YI, YI, YI!
KIND OF SLIPPERY, AREN'T YOU?
GOOD IDEA!
WHOA!
HERE, HIDE SOME JEWELS.
AYE, GOS.
HIDE THESE.
WE'LL TAKE THEM BACK TO THE SHIP.
RIGHTEY-O, GOS.
HEY! HELP! HELP!
WHOA!
PIRATE OVERBOARD!
[POUNDING]
GIVE UP YET, SCOUNDREL?
AH! OH! EEE! OW!
POOR KNAVE, I KNOCKED HIM SILLY.
IT'S NOT OVER YET.
BUT YOU ARE, MATE.
ANY LAST WORDS, BABOON?
THAT'S BUFFOON...
I MEAN, DOUBLOON!
D-O-U-B-L...
WHOA! AAH!
I, NEGADUCK,
HAVE DEFEATED DARKWING DOUBLOON ONCE AGAIN!
YAY. YAY.
HA HA. WHAT A WILLY WALKER.
I DON'T LIKE THAT WE JUST TOOK THE TREASURE.
LIGHTEN UP, GIZ.
HE'LL BE LONG GONE BEFORE HE REALIZES IT.
WE BETTER HIDE THE JEWELS IN CASE HE COMES BACK.
WHAT?
AT LEAST ME TREASURE'S STILL HERE.
WHAT THE...
THAT CHEST IS LIGHT AS A FEATHER.
THAT CUR GOT THE BETTER OF ME!
AAH!
OH, ROUGH SEAS.
THEY'RE GOING TO GET A LOT ROUGHER, LITTLE SAILOR.
[GULP]
NOW WE'VE GOT SOME DARKWING DOUBLOON BAIT.
YOU GOT TO CATCH ME.
SPIRITED, EH? HA HA HA!
I HATE THAT.
STOP THAT KID!
A RING, A PENDANT...
WHERE'S GOS' SHARE?
SHE MUST BE GOOFING OFF AGAIN.
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE NEGADUCK'S SHIP.
ME NEITHER.
IF SHE ISN'T HERE,
SHE MUST STILL BE THERE!
MAKE SAIL!
BACK OFF AND I'LL GO EASY ON YOU.
YOU'RE BEING SPIRITED AGAIN.
HE HATES THAT.
[GULP] I KNOW.
[ENGINE IDLES]
SHH!
Quiet as ship mice!
[ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL]
SMASH, SIT ON THEM.
SO MUCH FOR SHIP MICE.
I DON'T WANT TO USE THIS...
UNHAND MY CREW MEMBER.
[NEGADUCK] I DON'T THINK SO, BUFFOON.
HE MEANS IT, DOUBLOON!
DON'T GET SPIRITED. HE HATES THAT.
AT LEAST WE'LL GET YOU BACK.
WE CAN ALWAYS COLLECT THE JEWELS.
YOU HAVE THE ADVANTAGE, NEGADUCK...
FOR NOW.
THE JEWELS ARE YOURS, NEGADUCK.
NOW RETURN MY CREW MEMBER.
MMM...
NAH.
WHAT?
WHAT? NAH?
I HIT THE SPOT! I WANT TO WIN! ME, ME, ME!
OOH, HE'S SO BAD.
REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID, D.W.
WITH PIRATES, ALL IS FAIR.
NEVER MIND!
RIGHT NOW WE NEED TO PLAN.
I GOT IT.
WE COULD SINK THEIR SHIP.
BRILLIANT, L.P.,
EXCEPT WE'D LOSE GOSALYN AND THE JEWELS IN THE PROCESS.
WAIT. I'VE GOT IT.
WE'LL LET HIM SINK OUR SHIP.
WE'LL NEED SOME PIPE AND THAT PUMP.
AND ALSO, DON'T FORGET...
WE CAN'T HIDE TREASURE ON OUR ISLAND
AS LONG AS THAT DARKWING BUFFOON SAILS THE SEAS.
PFFT!
OH, THERE'S AN ISLAND.
THAT'S WHERE YOU KEEP YOUR TREASURE.
YOU BET WE DO, MISSY.
YOU TOLD HER ABOUT THE MAP.
HE ALMOST TOLD HER IT'S IN YOUR CABIN.
WHAT ARE YOU DUCKHEADS DOING?
COME OVER HERE! I'M GOING TO GET YOU!
WELL, WELL. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF NOW?
YOU CALL THIS A PIRATE CABIN?
MY ROOM'S EVEN SCARIER.
HUH?
HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY CABIN?
[BOOM]
RETURN THEIR FIRE!
EXCELLENT. ACCORDING TO PLAN.
HE'LL COME BACK TO FINISH US OFF,
THEN WE POUNCE.
OH, GOOD. I LIKE POUNCING.
BRING 'ER ABOUT.
NEGADUCK DOES NOT RUN FROM A FIGHT.
READY, L.P.?
ON MY SIGNAL.
SIGNAL!
ALL RIGHT AT THIS END, DOUBLOON.
AHA. IT'S WORKING.
HA! SHE'S GOING UNDER.
QUICK. MAKE ANOTHER PASS.
HOORAY! YEAH!
YOU KNOW, I'M IMPRESSED WITH YOU.
YOU'D MAKE A WONDERFUL FIGUREHEAD.
TIE HER TO THE BOW.
HA HA HA! CHILD'S PLAY, BUSHY.
INDEED.
OOH... WHO ARE YOU... LET ME GO!
GOS IS TIED TO THE BOW!
HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US.
IS THAT THE PLAN?
NO, IT'S... UH, OF COURSE, L.P.
EVERYTHING IS PART OF DOUBLOON'S PLAN.
HELP!
STEER LIKE NEVER BEFORE, L.P.
GOS' LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
I WON'T STEER YOU WRONG, D.W.
NOW, FULL SAIL.
YAA HA HA HOOIE!
IT'S A TRICK!
WHEN HIS SHIP NEARS,
THROW ME LIKE A CANNONBALL ONTO HIS DECK.
NO, STEG!
GET HIM!
AHA! JUST WHERE I WANT YOU.
EVERYONE IS DRAWN TO YOUR MAGNETIC PERSONALITY, MEGAVOLT.
AHH...
MISSED ME.
HOLD ON, GOS.
LIKE I HAD A CHOICE.
NOW TO FINISH THAT BUFFOON'S SHIP.
WHOA!
DOUBLOON!
NO PROBLEM.
PROBLEM!
HURRY!
GOOD WORK... AND JUST IN TIME.
THIS IS PART OF MY PLAN... REALLY.
CREW OVERBOARD!
RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
LOOK OUT BELOW!
AT LAST I AM THE SCOURGE OF THE SEAS! HA HA!
GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK, GOS.
YEAH.
IT'S NOT OVER YET.
NOT OVER?
WE LOST THE JEWELS, THE SHIP,
AND MY REPUTATION AS SCOURGE!
YOU'RE STILL SCOURGE TO US.
YEAH. YOU'RE THE WORST.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I AM.
BY GOSH, I'M GOING AFTER NEGADUCK!
AND I KNOW WHERE TO FIND HIM.
YOU STOLE NEGADUCK'S MAP, GOS?
I JUST BORROWED IT.
ALL'S FAIR WITH PIRATES.
NOW, LET'S GO GET NEGADUCK.
SAIL ME.
I'VE GOT THE MOTOR POWER.
ALL RIGHT!
WE JUST WON A GREAT VICTORY.
AND I DON'T HEAR ANY PIRATES SINGING.
♪ PIRATES HAVE SOMETHING TO FEAR ON THE SEA ♪
♪ PIRATES HAVE SOMETHING TO FEAR ♪
♪ PIRATES HAVE SOMETHING TO FEAR ON THE SEA ♪
♪ PIRATES HAVE SOMETHING TO FEAR ♪
♪ TAKE A SHIP, SINK A SHIP ♪
♪ TAKE THE JEWELS ♪
♪ PIRATES HAVE SOMETHING TO FEAR ON THE SEA ♪
♪ PIRATES HAVE SOMETHING TO FEAR ♪
♪ TAKE THE JEWELS... ♪
♪ PIRATES HAVE SOMETHING TO FEAR ON THE SEA ♪♪
PIRATES, I DON'T HEAR...
WHOA!
LIKE THE NIGHT, NEGADUCK,
DARKWING DOUBLOON RETURNS.
FOR THE LAST TIME.
YOU'VE SAID THAT BEFORE.
THIS TIME'S FOR KEEPS.
YEAH. RIGHT.
YOU'RE AT WICK'S END, DOUBLOON.
WELL, I'LL BE.
ME, TOO.
THE TREASURE AND CAPTIVES ARE ON BOARD.
DARKWING DOUBLOON ALWAYS TRIUMPHS...
IN THE END.
YOU CAN'T KEEP US HERE, YOU ROYAL DINGHY KEEPER.
QUIET OR I'LL SUMMON DARKWING DOUBLOON.
YEAH! QUIET!
YEAH. STILL SCOURGE OF THE SEVEN SEAS.
OH, YOUR MAJESTY,
I FOUND THESE.
YOU LOCATE A SHIP, AND NOW YOU FOUND MY JEWELS.
SEAMAN DRAKE, YOU DESERVE A GRAND REWARD.
SERVING KING AND ROYAL FAMILY IS REWARD ENOUGH FOR ME...
BUT THIS I WOULD TREASURE, SIRE.
VERY WELL, SEAMAN DRAKE.
IT IS YOURS.
NOW HEAD, UM...
UH... UH, THATAWAY.