♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
GOSALYN, YOUR CHOICES FOR THIS EVENING'S ENTERTAINMENT
WERE SIMPLY DREADFUL.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
A ROCK CONCERT CAPPED OFF
BY MY WINNING A COLOSSAL, HUMONGOUS,
BLUEBERRY-SUPREME JAWBREAKER
AT THE VIDEO ARCADE.
THIS WILL LOOK GREAT IN MY COLLECTION.
OW!
OOH, OW!
TANK, WE'VE GOT TO GET HOME.
THIS IS NO TIME TO PLAY HOPSCOTCH.
OOH! AH!
OW! AH!
GOSALYN, IF YOU'D CHOOSE BETTER LEISURE-TIME ACTIVITIES,
I'D ENJOY TAKING YOU MORE.
DAD, YOU LOST THE COIN FLIP
WITH MR. MUDDLEFOOT, REMEMBER?
UH, WELL, YES.
TH-THE POINT IS...
YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST.
I DO.
YOU GOT TO START TRUSTING ME.
I DO?
OOH, IT CAN'T BE.
HEY!
[CRASH]
WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT?
IT LOOKED LIKE A CUCUMBER.
THAT DIDN'T COME FROM EARTH.
NO! GOSALYN, COME BACK.
GIVE AN INCH, GOS TAKES A MILE.
WOW! THIS IS SO COOL!
ANYBODY FROM ANOTHER PLANET IN THERE?
DON'T TOUCH THAT.
WHO KNOWS WHERE IT'S BEEN?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO TRUST ME.
UM, WELL, THIS IS DIFFERENT.
THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH.
BUT I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING.
AAH!
OHH...
SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT BOW TIE
IS MORE THAN JUST BAD TASTE.
MAYBE IT'S A COLLAR. HE MUST BE A PET.
I HOPE ITS OWNER KNOWS ABOUT UNLEASHED ALIEN LAWS.
ALL RIGHT!
JAWBREAKERS!
GOSALYN, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE,
GET BACK HERE.
I KNOW MY ALIENS.
HEE! HEE! HEE! HEE!
WOW! HE'S REALLY NEAT.
[WHIMPERING]
I THINK HE WANTS HIS COLLAR OFF.
I DON'T KNOW, GOS.
HEY!
Q-QUIT EYEING ME.
BEAT IT!
HEY!
WHOA!
GET AWAY! STOP IT!
YEAH?
HEY, WHO DID THAT?
[RATTLING]
HUH, NO CLASP. NO BUCKLE.
THIS PUPPY'S TIED TIGHT.
EXCUSE ME.
WE HAVE TO KEEP HIM TILL HIS OWNER SHOWS UP.
HOME AT LAST.
THAT COLLAR'S PRACTICALLY HISTORY.
HOO HOO HOO!
LAUNCHPAD'S NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS ONE.
ANYTHING WRONG?
OHH.
EXCUSE ME, LAUNCHPAD, ALIEN COMING THROUGH.
ALIEN?
NOW TO GET THAT COLLAR OFF.
IF I CAN FIND THE PROPER INSTRUMENTS.
AAH!
AHA! THIS OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
HOLD STILL. IT WON'T HURT A BIT.
AAH!
THEN I RAN FROM THE PET SHOP INTO THE BOWLING ALLEY.
L.P., IS THIS A LONG STORY?
AAH!
AH, THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.
OH HO HO!
GOSALYN...
DON'T WORRY, DAD. I'LL HANDLE IT.
THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME.
HONKER, TELEPHONE CALL FOR YOU.
I DIDN'T HEAR IT RING.
I DID. GET MOVING.
AHA!
OH, MR. ALIEN...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE?
HEY, NO FAIR.
COME BACK.
WHAT A JAWBREAKER COLLECTION,
AND IT'S MINE. ALL MINE.
TANK, ARE YOU SURE THAT CALL WAS FOR ME?
YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?
HEY!
UGH!
[GAGGING]
IS THE WIDDLE COLLAR HURTING YOU?
TANK HEAD!
I'm going to get you, Gosalyn.
Let me out of here.
WHY WOULD HE WANT MY HOMEWORK?
LUNCH?
AAH!
ROOF RUPTURED... JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS
ON THAT ALIEN.
UH, THAT SHOULD BE PRETTY SOON.
AAH!
WHOA! NICE CATCH.
GET OFF ME, YOU RUBBERY RIFFRAFF.
DAD!
HUH?
THAT DOES IT.
OH!
EXCUSE ME, MR. ALIEN.
C-C-COULD I HAVE MY B-B-BACKPACK, PLEASE?
OH!
HOMEWORK MUST BE A RARE DELICACY ON HIS PLANET.
ALL THAT TALK ABOUT TRUSTING ME WAS A CROCK.
NO, HONEY, I...
[LOUD RUMBLING]
WHOA!
UH-OH.
THAT'S A MIGHTY BIG CABBAGE.
WHOA!
OH, THEY'RE PROBABLY AFTER MY TERM PAPER.
[BANG BANG BANG]
OHH.
GOS, TAKE COVER.
[STATIC]
[SPEAKING VARIOUS LANGUAGES]
COME AGAIN?
I'VE COME FOR WACKO.
OH, YEAH? WHAT IS A WACKO?
WHOA!
THIS IS WACKO.
FAST WORK.
NOW TO GET THOSE SEISMOSPHERES.
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE SQUASHED BUG ON YOUR FLYING SAUCER WINDSHIELD.
I AM...
BLOWN AWAY BY THE ALIEN MENACE.
LEAVE HIM ALONE, BUCKET HEAD!
YOU TALKING TO ME?
UM, YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE.
HEY!
WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
WACKO AWAY!
UH-OH.
GOSALYN, UP TO YOUR ROOM.
AW, DAD.
OOH, THAT MAKES ME MAD.
LAUNCHPAD, LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
WHERE'S THE ALIEN?
HE'S IN THERE WITH MY BACKPACK.
[ENGINE STARTS]
COME ON, HONK.
HAD ENOUGH YET, YOU INVINCIBLE STEELY SPACE SCOURGE?
YOU'LL LEARN TO NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A CAPTAIN
OF THE OUTER SPACE PATROL.
WHAT?
YOU MEAN, YOU'RE A COP?
NOT JUST ANY COP.
I'M BIGNASTY.
Ugly, too.
NO. CAPTAIN BIGNASTY. IT'S MY NAME.
OH.
[ENGINE IGNITES]
MY SHIP!
HE'S GETTING AWAY.
IT'S YOUR FAULT.
'CAUSE YOU CAN'T CATCH A PET?
PET? WACKO'S AN ESCAPED CRIMINAL
IN POSSESSION OF THE MOST DANGEROUS EXPLOSIVES
IN THE UNIVERSE.
OH, IS THAT ALL?
HEY, D.W., THAT SURE LOOKS LIKE GOSALYN.
DON'T WORRY, DAD. I'LL HANDLE IT.
GOSALYN!
WE'RE FUELED AND READY TO RIP.
I HOPE GOS IS O.K.
SHE'LL BE IN TROUBLE AFTER I RESCUE HER.
WOW!
SPACE!
IS IT COOL OR WHAT?
LET'S SEE HOW WACKO'S DOING.
OHH.
YOU POOR THING. THAT COLLAR'S GOT TO GO.
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING THAT WILL HELP.
SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS WILL DO THE TRICK.
QUICK, HONK, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
CADMIUM RED MEDIUM.
THEN RED IT IS.
THERE. THAT DIDN'T LOOK TOO PAINFUL.
OH, NO!
YOU DID IT. I'M TOTALLY FREE.
FREE.
WOW! YOU CAN TALK?
COURSE I CAN TALK. COLLAR KEPT ME QUIET.
♪ AND THAT'S NOT ALL ♪♪
WITH WHAT I GOT IN HERE,
I CAN..
MY SEISMOSPHERES!
THEY FLEW THE COOP.
MY SEISMOSPHERES!
MY COLOSSAL PLAN!
DECIMATED!
I CAN HELP FIND YOUR SPHERES.
WHERE DID YOU LAST SEE THEM?
THAT PLUMP, RUDE, UGLY DUCKLING HAD THEM.
AHA! THERE'S YOUR CULPRIT. TANK.
TANK? OF COURSE.
HE HAS MY SPHERES.
WE'LL HAVE TO TURN THIS SPACE CABBAGE AROUND.
AW, WHO NEEDS THIS PUNY LITTLE ONE?
HA HA HA!
OHH.
COME ON.
COME ON!
JUST A GUESS. IS SOMETHING WRONG?
THEY'RE COMING.
DON'T LET THEM COLLAR ME AGAIN.
YOU WON'T GO BACK TO THE KENNEL.
THE KENNEL?
WAIT! YOU BIG...
I'LL GO FIRST.
YOUR BELLY BUTTON'S FULL OF SPACE LINT.
GOSALYN, I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU.
WHAT? WHO NEEDS RESCUING?
ME.
READY OR NOT, WACKO, HERE I COME.
ALL RIGHT, GOS, CUT THE CUTE STUFF.
WHERE'S WACKO?
WHY TELL YOU? YOU DON'T TRUST ME.
FINE. L.P., WE'LL HAVE TO FIND HIM OURSELVES.
I'VE SEARCHED EVERYWHERE.
WACKO'S NOT HERE.
HIT IT, WACK!
GOSALYN, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
THAT CREATURE'S A CRAZED CRIMINAL.
YOU'RE CRAZY. WACKO IS NOT THAT WAY AT ALL.
AH HA HA HA HA!
OOH HOO HOO HOO!
AAH! WHOA!
BRACE YOURSELVES, EVERYONE!
THAT DOES IT!
THAT ALIEN HAS GOT TO BE DESTROYED.
AREN'T YOU BEING TOO HARSH ON WACKO?
GOSALYN, WACKO IS THE BAD GUY.
HE IS A HARMLESS ALIEN MONSTER.
YOU TELL HIM, HONK.
UM, WELL, UH...
WACKO'S A HARMLESS... HARMLESS?
NO, HE ISN'T.
HONK, YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD.
YOU'VE GOT A JAWBREAKER JUST LIKE MINE,
AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?
HEY!
IT'S AN EXPLOSIVE SEISMOSPHERE.
I THOUGHT IT WAS TANK'S JAWBREAKER.
TANK'S GOT THOSE SPHERES?
IT'S EVEN MORE DANGEROUS IN TANK'S HANDS.
THIS MIGHT JUMP START THE ENGINE.
WHOEVER TRIES IT WILL PROBABLY BE FRIED.
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR DARKWING DUCK.
WAKE UP, LITTLE QUACKER.
AAH!
OH, THIS WON'T BE TOUGH.
HE'S WASTING TIME.
IF WE DON'T HAVE ENGINE THRUST, WE'LL LOSE...
CONTROL!
WHOA!
YEAH!
GOOD THING I'M NOT LIKELY TO... PANIC!
MY TRUSTY DARKWING JUMBO-SIZED PEA SHOOTER.
NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT.
THE ENGINE!
YAHOO!
HEY, HE DID IT!
ARE WE PANCAKES YET?
WAIT. WHERE'S DAD?
AAH!
LISTEN, TANK,
WHATEVER WACKO WANTS,
WACKO GETS.
Closet!
IN THE CLOSET, HUH?
MY SPHERES! AT LAST!
I CAN LAY THE UNIVERSE TO WASTE.
GIVE IT UP, WACKO!
YOUR WHIMSIES ARE ALL WRUNG OUT.
WACKO, YOU ARE THROUGH.
GET BACK, JACK, OR GET BLASTED.
HE'S HEADED FOR THE UFO.
MOVE, OR TASTE THE WRATH OF MY SPHERES.
YECCHH! I DON'T EAT WRATH.
SNEAKING UP ON ME?
YOU CAN'T EVEN STOP AN ALIEN
FROM DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE.
WHAT?
OH, IT'S YOU AND YOUR IRRITATING BOYFRIEND.
WHAT?
BY THE WAY, THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP.
ALL YOURS, DAD.
SAY UNCLE.
AAH!
CLOSE ENOUGH.
AND DARKWING DUCK SAVES THE UNIVERSE.
AHEM.
WITH CAPTAIN BIGNASTY'S ASSISTANCE.
SO LONG. THANKS FOR THE JAR.
DON'T FORGET TO RECYCLE.
BYE-BYE.
SEE YOU LATER.
DRAKESTER, THANKS FOR MINDING THE KIDS.
I CAN TRUST YOU TO LOOK OUT
FOR OUR FAMILY'S INTEREST.
HEE HEE HEE!
NOT A WORD, GOS.
NOT ONE WORD.