♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
GOSALYN, THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.
JUST KEEP YOUR MONEY IN A PIGGY BANK.
PIGGY BANKS DON'T COMPOUND INTEREST DAILY.
WE'LL NEVER GET TO THE FRONT.
OH, DAD, RELAX.
BUILDING FINANCIAL SECURITY TAKES TIME.
[HAMMERING]
I AM THE SCREECHING FINGERNAIL
ON THE CHALKBOARD OF JUSTICE,
THE SOUR BALL IN THE CANDY JAR OF GOODNESS.
I AM NEGADUCK!
THIS IS THE FIRST PORTABLE PARTICLE ACCELERATOR,
WHICH I, NEGADUCK, STOLE.
WHAT AN EGO.
EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT?
HE DOESN'T REALIZE
HE'S IN THE HANDS OF DARKWING DUCK.
THIS ACCELERATOR SPEEDS UP THE MOLECULES IN THE SAFE,
ALLOWING ME TO WALK IN BETWEEN AND NAB THE LOOT!
OR BLOW UP THE ENTIRE CITY.
WHATEVER. IT'LL BE A BLAST.
I'M THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,
THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER FOR CRIME'S CHOKING VICTIMS.
WELL, CHOKE ON THIS, DO-GOODER.
I'M A TOUCH TOO FAST, NEGADOPE.
MAYBE SO, BUT NOT FOR MY ACCELERATOR.
DARKWING!
HOW I HATE BANKING WITH BUFFOONS.
ARE YOU O.K.?
NEVER BETTER.
YOU COULD'VE GOT US KILLED!
YOU'D PREFER I DID NOTHING?
YES! YES! YES!
THAT MOB WAS READY
TO FEED ME TO THE AUTOMATED TELLER.
WHERE IS GOSALYN?
OUTSIDE PLAYING BALL.
HOW CAN SHE PLAY BASEBALL AT DINNERTIME?
OH!
THAT BRANCH IS WEAK. YOU MIGHT...
GOSALYN!
DAD, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
I JUST STEPPED OUT... THE FRONT DOOR?
THAT WAS QUICK THINKING.
YEAH, DAD. YOU GOT HERE SUPERFAST!
IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE EXCITEMENT.
GOSALYN, LOOK. WHAT YOUR DAD DID WAS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
LET'S SEE. IMPOSSIBLE, EH?
ADRENALINE COULDN'T MAKE YOU MOVE THAT FAST.
NEGADUCK'S ACCELERATOR!
THEN YOU ARE SUPERFAST!
YOU MEAN I ACTUALLY HAVE A SUPERPOWER?
SEE THAT? I'M SUPERFAST.
I'M THE MONARCH OF MOTION. I'M...
[SNIFFING]
YIKE!
WHAT HAPPENED?
FRICTION. AT SUPERSPEED,
EVEN THE AIR IS A PROBLEM.
A MINOR SETBACK.
WITH MY NEW SUPERPOWER,
I'LL THWART NEGADUCK EASILY.
DIPPING DAD'S COSTUME IN NON-STICK COATING IS WAS A GREAT IDEA.
IT'S FINE. NO TIME TO LOSE!
BETTER GET A SCOOTER!
NOTHING ON THE ROAD CAN PASS THIS BABY.
I DON'T KNOW.
IT SEEMS A LITTLE SLUGGISH TO ME!
AT THIS SPEED, CATCHING NEGADUCK WILL BE A SNAP.
I'VE RUN OUT OF ROAD. NO PROBLEM.
THOUGHT I WOULDN'T STOP IN TIME, RIGHT?
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS BUILDING FOR WEEKS.
I'LL FINISH WHILE YOU'RE ON A COFFEE BREAK.
NOW THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
YOU SHOULD SUE YOUR ARCHITECT.
NO SIGN OF NEGADUCK.
HE'LL LEARN THERE'S NO HIDING
FROM THE SULTAN OF SPEED.
I HAVEN'T CHECKED THIS BANK.
[ALARM RINGS]
AAH!
WAS IT NEGADUCK?
WHICH WAY DID HE GO?
HE'S GETTING AWAY!
SURRENDER, YOU SCOUNDREL!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
YOUR ACCELERATOR BACKFIRED, NEGADUCK.
YOU GAVE ME SUPERSPEED!
YOU GOT A SUPERPOWER FROM ME?
THAT'S NOT FAIR!
THAT'S... I MEAN, IT'S PART OF MY PLAN.
I MEANT TO DO THAT.
IT CLEARS MY SINUSES.
HE MAY RUN FAST,
BUT HIS THINKING'S STILL SLOW.
WHERE'S THAT NEGADUCK?
UP HERE, DIMWIT.
THIS STORE FEATURES IMPORTED CRYSTAL.
VERY EXPENSIVE.
I'M TOO FAST FOR YOU, NEGADUCK.
YOU LOSE, NEGADUCK.
I'LL CAN CATCH ANYTHING YOU...
THROW.
THIS PLACE HAS A GREAT HARDWARE DEPARTMENT, TOO.
DAD! DAD!
IT'S WHAT WE THOUGHT.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
TELL HIM, HONK.
MY RESEARCH INDICATES A MAJOR SIDE EFFECT.
TO YOUR SUPERSPEED.
YOU'RE GETTING OLD!
MOVING AT SUPERSPEED
CAUSES YOU TO AGE AT AN ACCELERATED RATE.
WHY, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE.
THAT'S UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE.
[ALARM RINGS]
HEAR THAT? NEGADUCK HAS STRUCK AGAIN.
HE WON'T GET AWAY.
GOOD THING I GOT AN EXTRA LARGE GLOVE BOX.
HALT! YOU CAN'T OUTRUN... THE ACE OF... ACCELERATION, NEGADUCK.
IS THIS A JOKE, GRAMPS?
STEP ASIDE.
WAIT... IS THAT YOU?
YE... HOO HOO, BOY!
WHY, LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'RE ANCIENT. YOU'RE A FOSSIL.
JUST A CREAKING MASS OF BONES AND HARDENED ARTERIES.
HOLD STILL, YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER.
I PLANNED THIS.
ST. CANARD WILL BE MINE!
D.W.! D.W.!
ENJOY YOUR GOLDEN YEARS, GRAMPS.
I KNOW I WILL.
KEEP STILL OR YOU'LL END UP...
JUST A PILE OF DUST AND BONES.
HE HASN'T MOVED.
IF HE MOVES, HE'LL AGE FASTER.
IF HE STAYS THERE, HE MIGHT AS WELL BE PETRIFIED.
I CAN'T MOVE. I'LL GET MORE DECREPIT.
HE'S GOT A GOOD POINT.
YOU SEE? I'M STAYING PUT.
IT'S FOR YOU, D.W.
NEGADUCK LEFT IT AT HIS LAST ROBBERY.
I WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE?
"TO DARKWING DUCK, MY OLDEST ENEMY.
AND I DO MEAN OLDEST. HA HA HA."
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
A ROCKING CHAIR. ISN'T THAT NICE?
IT IS NOT! IT'S AN INSULT.
DARKWING DUCK'S NOT GOING TO SIT AROUND IN A ROCKING CHAIR,
IS HE?
SLOW DOWN, SIR.
EVEN HIGH-SPEED ROCKING WILL AGE YOU.
REMEMBER WHEN I WAS AN ACTIVE YOUNG CRIMEFIGHTER?
SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY.
IT WAS JUST YESTERDAY! DAD, YOU CAN'T GIVE IN!
I HAVE NO CHOICE, GOSALYN. I'LL KNIT AN AFGHAN.
GOOD IDEA. D.W.
YOU DON'T WANT THOSE TIRED OLD BONES TO CATCH A CHILL.
AT THIS RATE, THERE'LL BE NOTHING LEFT OF ME
BUT DUSTBUSTER BAIT.
THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO KEEP DAD GOING
TILL WE FIND A CURE.
I THOUGHT WE HAD TO KEEP HIM STILL.
DAD, TELL US HOW YOU'D CATCH NEGADUCK.
WHAT'S THE POINT? I THINK I'LL JUST WATCH SOME TV.
NEGADUCK'S CRIME WAVE HAS TERRORIZED THE ENTIRE CITY.
NEGADUCK HAS ROBBED THE FIRST THROUGH NINTH NATIONAL BANKS.
NEGADUCK IS NOW ROBBING THE TENTH NATIONAL BANK.
LET'S GO TO OUR LIVE MINICAM.
YOU'D BETTER COWER, OR FEEL THE WRATH OF NEGADUCK.
NEGADUCK, TOM LOCKJAW HERE.
WHAT CAN YOU SAY TO THE PEOPLE OF ST. CANARD?
NOW THAT DARKWING DUCK HAS RETIRED,
I MAKE THE RULES FOR ST. CANARD!
WHAT'S THE PENALTY FOR BREAKING THOSE RULES?
YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT.
NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR.
UH, ROLL THE COMMERCIAL, PLEASE.
I'M YOUR SPONSOR NOW.
ANY OBJECTIONS?
NO, NONE AT ALL.
CITIZENS, WITH THE EXCLUSIVE NEGADUCK PROTECTION PLAN,
YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO BE SAFE AND SOUND.
TO JOIN, JUST SEND ME... NEGADUCK... ALL YOUR MONEY,
AND I'LL SEND YOU THIS CHEAP LAPEL PIN.
IF YOU DON'T JOIN, NOBODY CAN SAVE YOU,
ESPECIALLY NOT THAT DODDERING OLD DARKWING DUCK.
GET IT?
SEE THAT? YOU'VE GOT TO STOP HIM!
SORRY, GOS, FIND SOMEBODY YOUNGER.
THE OLD BACK IS PLAYING MY SONG.
HONKER, HAVE YOU MADE ANY PROGRESS ON HELPING DAD?
I'M 9 YEARS OLD.
MOLECULAR BIOLOGY'S OVER MY HEAD.
LET'S GET THE THING THAT MADE DAD FAST.
WELL, I GUESS PARTICLE "B" PHYSICS
IS MORE MY SPEED.
HEY, KIDS, HOW ABOUT A SMOKIN' GAME OF OLD MAID?
UH, NO, THANKS, POP.
WE'LL LET HIM REST. I'VE GOT A PLAN.
SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
WE FIND NEGADUCK, THEN GRAB THE ACCELERATOR.
YOU THOUGHT OF THAT?
HOW WILL WE FIND NEGADUCK'S HIDEOUT?
YOU CAN'T EXPECT HIM TO HAVE A BIG SIGN IN FRONT.
EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S THIS LINE FOR?
WE'RE PAYING MR. NEGADUCK HIS PROTECTION MONEY.
YUH!
GOT IT! COME ON!
COME ON, HONK.
I WONDER WHAT THE HECK THAT'S FOR.
I'LL BE HAPPY TO SHOW YOU.
DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.
IF THESE PESKY THIEVES HAD THE NEGADUCK PROTECTION PLAN,
THEY WOULDN'T BE TRAPPED AS YOU SEE,
READY TO BE ACCELERATED INTO OLD AGE.
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, DAD!
FACE IT, KID, YOU'RE TOAST.
[NEGADUCK] HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
[TEST PATTERN SOUND]
HELP!
DAD!
RELAX. WHO'S GOING TO SAVE YOU?
NOT THAT RELIC, DARKWING DUCK.
HE'S A FOSSIL.
[CREAKING]
THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY OUT.
IT'S A WELL-MADE CAGE.
DON'T WORRY, HONK-MAN.
WHEN D.W. COMES, HE'LL...
HE WON'T COME. HE'S GIVEN UP!
[CREAKING]
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
THAT DOOR DIDN'T CREAK BEFORE.
[LAUNCHPAD] THEN IT MUST BE...
DAD! I KNEW YOU'D COME!
EVEN AT MY AGE, DARKWING DUCK HAS WHAT IT TAKES
TO DEFEAT NEGADUCK.
[NEGADUCK] IS THAT RIGHT?
WELCOME, O ANCIENT ONE.
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
STRAINED PRUNES? DENTURE ADHESIVE?
SEEING YOU BEHIND BARS WILL BE MORE THAN ENOUGH, NEGADUCK.
GET HIM, DARKWING.
[MUTTERING]
NOW I'VE GOTTA GO TO THE CORNER DRUGSTORE
TO GET A NEW ROLL OF FILM.
WHEN I RETURN, I'LL CAPTURE FOR ALL TIME
THE FABULOUS IMAGE OF DARKWING DUCK
DECOMPOSING INTO DUST!
HOW MUCH OLDER CAN DARKWING GET?
ISN'T THERE SOME WAY TO REVERSE THE PROCESS?
YOU MEAN LIKE GOING BACKWARDS?
EINSTEIN ADVANCED A CONTROVERSIAL THEORY
OF WALKING BACKWARDS TO REGAIN LOST YOUTH.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THAT EARLIER?
EINSTEIN SAID IT DURING HIS LATER YEARS
WHEN HE WORE WRISTWATCHES ON BOTH ANKLES
AND CLAIMED ABE LINCOLN WAS A MARTIAN.
DAD, GO BACKWARDS!
GET UP, DARKWING!
I THINK IT'S WORKING!
HE NEEDS TO GO OVER EVERYTHING HE DID
TO REACH HIS RIGHT AGE.
WAIT FOR US!
I HAVE NO TIME TO WAIT.
IT'S WORKING.
LOOKS LIKE I WENT TOO FAR BACK.
I STOLE ENOUGH FILM
TO MAKE A LIBRARY OUT OF DECOMPOSED DARKWING GLOSSIES.
WHAT'S THE HURRY, EVILDOER?
YOU?
BUT YOU'RE... YOU'RE YOUNG AGAIN!
I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF AND EAT PROPERLY.
NOT FOR LONG.
GIVE UP, NEGADUCK.
I'M A YOUNG MOUNTAIN OF STRENGTH.
YOU MEAN YOU'RE AN OLD PILE OF DUST.
[GOSALYN] OH, NO! HE'S AGING REALLY FAST!
OOH!
[DARKWING] YOUR CONCERN FOR ME IS TOUCHING.
YOU'RE ALIVE!
AND YOU'RE NOT MOVING AT SUPERSPEED.
I DON'T GET IT.
I KNEW NEGADUCK WOULD TRY TO ZAP ME AGAIN,
SO WHEN I WAS HIT,
MY THINKING WAS SPED UP, TOO.
FIRST, I RAN BACKWARDS TO REDUCE MY AGE.
I ENROLLED IN THE UNIVERSITY,
MAJORING IN MOLECULAR BIOLOGY.
I MADE A BREAKTHROUGH
IN ACCELERATED MOLECULAR THEORY.
I DELIVERED A PAPER IN SWITZERLAND
AND CONCOCTED A SUPERSPEED ANTIDOTE.
AFTER GRADUATION, I GOT THE BAG OF DUST
THAT I DROPPED BACK HERE,
THEREBY TRICKING NEGADUCK.
THEN I SWALLOWED THE ANTIDOTE.
BUT WHAT ABOUT NEGADUCK?
I FORGOT ALL ABOUT HIM!
HERE. DRINK THIS.
WHY, YOU...
ROTTEN...
[VOICE SLOWS DOWN]
DON'T WORRY, GOSALYN.
I DON'T THINK MR. NEGADUCK IS GOING ANYWHERE.
WHOA! HE'S FROZEN!
ONE OF MY EXPERIMENTS
LED ME TO DISCOVER A SLOW-MOTION POTION.
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH HIM NOW, DAD?
HMM... A LITTLE MORE TO THE LEFT, L.P.
IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT EVEN SOMEONE LIKE NEGADUCK
HAS HIS FANS.