♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
THERE'S MEGAVOLT! HEADING SOUTH ON NORTH STREET.
THAT OVER-RATED, OVER-DRESSED CRIME FIGHTER
ISN'T GONNA SHORT CIRCUIT MY SCHEME.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SOCK IT TO THAT SOCKET-HEADED SIMPLETON.
HE'S HEADED INTO ANDY'S ANVIL FACTORY.
I GOTTA A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.
WHY COULDN'T IT BE A PILLOW FACTORY?
JUST ONCE?
THE DUCK HASN'T BEEN HATCHED WHO CAN STOP ME.
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN'T DO. HA-HA-HA.
WHY, THAT ELECTRONIC EGOMANIAC...
I BET YOU CAN'T DO THIS...
HA! ANY IDIOT CAN DO THAT.
OH, OOOH!
OK, SO IT JUST PROVES I'M NOT ANY IDIOT.
IT'S ALL OVER, MEGAVOLT.
YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED.
OH, YEAH? THAT SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW.
THERE'S A GOOD 20 MINUTES LEFT.
RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD HELMET.
THAT HEAD'S NOT LOOKING TOO GREAT, EITHER.
HATE TO RUN, BUT CRIME WAITS FOR NO MAN.
COME ON, LAUNCHPAD. LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
WAIT! WE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE.
YOU'RE NOT WEARING A HELMET.
AN ANVIL FELL ON IT AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GET A NEW ONE.
DRIVING WITHOUT A HELMET... THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
DON'T WORRY, LAUNCHPAD. I'LL BE CAREFUL.
PEOPLE LOOK UP TO YOU.
WHAT IF SOMEONE SAW YOU NOT WEARING A HELMET...
LAUNCHPAD! GIVE IT A REST!
WHERE'D HE GO?
HE WENT THAT WAY, BUT WE ARE GOING THAT WAY!
KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
I'D EXPECTED CRASHING HEAD FIRST THROUGH A BRICK WALL
WOULD BE MORE PAINFUL.
YAAAAA!
SOMEBODY BETTER GET THAT HOLE FIXED
OR SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE A LAWSUIT ON THEIR HANDS.
WHERE AM I, ANYWAY?
JUDGING FROM THE LONG LINES,
I'D SAY THIS MUST BE SOME SORT OF THEME PARK.
WHAT IN THE DEVIL IS GOING ON?
DARKWING DUCK?
BOY! AM I THRILLED TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE OR WHAT?
AH, WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE AM I?
ME? WHY I'M...
YOU ARE?
AND THIS IS...
IT IS?!
YOU GOT IT.
HEY, USED CAR SALESMAN, WILL YOU MOVE IT?
MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME HOW I GET OUT OF HERE.
OUT OF HERE? THAT'S A GOOD ONE. HA HA.
YOU DON'T. THAT'S THE ANSWER.
HEY, ETERNITY'S WAITING AND I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY, HUH?
YAAAAAA!
GETTING YOU ON THE GUEST LIST IS GONNA LOOK GREAT ON MY RESUME.
HEY, WAIT. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN HANG AROUND HERE.
HEY, YOU CAN'T JUST WALK OUT OF HERE.
WE GOT RULES AND REGULATIONS, YOU KNOW.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
HEY, GET BACK IN LINE! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
SORRY, LUCIFER, BUT I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD DOWN HERE.
OPEN UP! OPEN UP OR I'LL SUE!
AND I'VE GOT THE BEST ATTORNEYS AROUND.
YES, SIR. MAY I HELP YOU?
YOU'RE MR. DARKWING, ARE YOU NOT?
YEAH, AND I SEEM TO BE A LITTLE LOST.
I'LL JUST CHECK THE RESERVATIONS.
LET ME SEE... DA VINCI, DARWIN, DURANTE...
THIS IS HIGHLY PECULIAR.
THERE'S NO RECORD OF A DARKWING DUCK.
PERHAPS IT'S UNDER DRAKE MALLARD.
WHAT RESERVATION? HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT I...
HEY, FOR PETE'S SAKE, PETE,
WILL YOU QUIT HOGGING THE PERSONNEL.
I AM CERTAIN THIS GENTLEMAN BELONGS UP HERE.
HIM? NOT ON YOUR LIFE.
HE'S AN ALL-AROUND BAD EGG,
AND I GET HIM.
SIR, HE'S A FAMOUSLY FEARLESS FIGHTER OF CRIME.
LOOK AT THOSE SHIFTY LITTLE BEADY EYES, HUH.
THE BETTER TO SEE VILLAINS WITH.
HE'S EVIL. HE'S GOOD.
HE'S EVIL. HE'S MINE.
HOLD IT. WE'LL FLIP FOR HIM, HUH?
TAILS, I GET THE DEAD GUY. HEADS, HE'S YOURS.
JUST A MINUTE HERE!
WHO'S DEAD?
YOU, SIR.
NO, NO. NOT ME. I NEVER FELT BETTER.
IF YOU TWO THINK I'M DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD WRONG.
LAUNCHPAD?
EXCUSE ME. HAVE YOU SEEN A SIDEKICK AROUND?
STANDS ABOUT SO... HIGH.
YUPPIE SNOB.
WHAT A DAY! I'M DEAD ON MY FEET.
[ SOBBING ]
GOSALYN... LAUNCHPAD, WHAT'S WRONG?
WHAT'S THE MATTER, SWEETHEART?
A SAD MOVIE? LAUNCHPAD COOK DINNER?
OH, D.W.!
YES, YES. YOU CALLED?
HOW WILL WE EVER GET ALONG WITHOUT HIM?
WITHOUT WHO? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
OOH, LAUNCHPAD, I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE.
GOSALYN, HONEY, I'M RIGHT HERE... IN THE PINK.
WELL, LIGHT PINK, ANYWAY.
IT'S LIKE I CAN ALMOST STILL HEAR HIM.
ALMOST?! IF I YELL ANY LOUDER I'LL RUPTURE SOMETHING!
LAUNCHPAD, I THINK I CAN HEAR HIM.
YOU GOTTA HEAR ME. IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH!
DAD! IS THAT YOU?
OF COURSE I'M ME. WHO ELSE WOULD I BE?
DAD, YOU'RE ALIVE!
WELL, YOU'RE SOMETHING, ANYWAY.
I'M GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK, WHATEVER YOU ARE.
SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT, BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.
YOU DON'T NEED HELP, D.W.,
YOU NEED AN UNDERTAKER.
LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT...
I AM NOT DEAD.
BUT, DAD, IF YOU'RE NOT DEAD,
WHAT ARE YOU?
I DID WALK ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN
AND NOBODY EVEN ASKED FOR AN AUTOGRAPH.
LOOKS LIKE THEY DIDN'T EVEN SEE ME.
MAYBE WE CAN SEE YOU
BECAUSE WE CARE SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,
BUT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT.
I'VE GOT IT!
WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT THE VASTLY UNUSUAL
AND ALTOGETHER OTHER WORLDLY
THAN MORGANNA MACABRE?
DARK, DARLING, YOU LOOK AS IF YOU HAVE ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE.
ACTUALLY, BOTH.
OH, MORGANNA, YOU CAN SEE ME TOO, EH?
SOME PEOPLE ARE HAVING TROUBLE DOING THAT.
EXCEPT THOSE WHO REALLY CARE ABOUT ME.
SO, YOU GOT ANY HOCUS-POCUS TO GET MY DAD BACK AMONG THE LIVING?
WELL, THERE'S REINCARNATION,
BUT THAT'S A VERY GRAVE MATTER.
YEAH, AND IT'S D.W.'S GRAVE.
I THINK THERE MAY BE SOMETHING IN HERE.
YES. HERE IT IS.
BRING DARKWING BACK THROUGH REINCARNATION.
WELL, YOU GOT THE CARNATION PART DOWN.
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WAY YOU CAN BRING HIM BACK FROM THE DEAD.
I WISH EVERYBODY WOULD QUIT CALLING ME DEAD.
I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO SHOW THEM
THAT I'M STILL A VIABLE MEMBER OF SOCIETY.
ON THE NEXT OPAL WINDBAG SHOW,
SUPERVILLAINS WHO KILL CRIME FIGHTERS.
AND THE AGENTS WHO REPRESENT THEM.
WHAT?! I'M DEAD AND HE GETS BOOKED ON TALK SHOWS!
WHAT AM I SAYING?
I AM NOT DEAD!
THAT'S IT! I'LL STOP THAT ASSULTING BATTERY
AND PROVE I'M STILL ALIVE AND KICKING.
AND WHO DO YOU SEE PLAYING ME IN THE MOVIE?
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE GHOST OF A CHANCE YOU DON'T HAVE.
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
HYAH!
I KNOW YOU WANT TO KEEP IT CHEAP,
BUT LET'S SHELL OUT THE BUCKS FOR A STAR.
I'M TAKING THIS TO THE YOU-KNOW-WHO BROTHERS!
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEWAY I CAN FIGHT THIS GUY.
I HAVE TO PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
THAT I AM NOT...
DEAD.
LET ME TAKE A WILD GUESS...
YOU'RE DEATH, RIGHT?
I THOUGHT SO.
AND YOU WANT ME TO COME WITH YOU?
WELL, I GUESS I CAN'T DENY IT ANYMORE.
PLEASE. AFTER YOU.
WHAT A SAP!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?
HE FALLS FOR THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BO... AH, BAA...
I THINK I LOST HIM FINALLY.
[ POUNDING ]
THIS AFTERNOON I WAS AT THAT STORE,
NOW DEATH IS AT MY DOOR.
SORRY, NO DARKWING DUCK HERE.
YOU WANT THE NEXT HOUSE DOWN.
[ POUNDING ]
I'M COMIN'. I'M COMIN'.
BINKEY, THE GARDENER'S HERE.
I CAN'T JUST STAND HERE AND LET DEATH TAKE HERB.
CAN I?
I MEAN, THE WORLD NEEDS DARKWING DUCK.
BUT HERB MUDDLEFOOT SERVES NO PARTICULAR PURPOSE.
ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN. HERE I AM.
NO. OVER HERE.
MORGANNA, I'M NOT TRYING TO BE PUSHY,
BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER
I CAN KEEP GIVING THAT OLD REPO MAN THE SLIP.
YOU'VE GOT TO CURE DAD OF THIS CASE OF DEADNESS
SO HE CAN STOP MEGAVOLT.
"MEGAVOLT WILL BE SIGNING HIS NEW BOOK,
DOING AWAY WITH SUPER HEROS FOR FUN AND PROFIT."
HMMM, I WONDER IF I'M IN IT?
I THINK I HAVE FOUND AN INCANTATION THAT WILL WORK.
STAND HERE, DARK DEAREST.
EYE OF NEWT AND LEG OF LAMB,
MOTHER OF PEARL AND A SIDE OF HAM,
POUR THEM ALL INTO A MIXING BOWL
AND REUNITE DARKWING, BODY AND SOUL.
HEY, WHAT THE...
WRONG SOLE.
FORGET IT. YOU DID YOUR BEST, MORGANNA.
I GUESS THIS WAS JUST MEANT TO BE.
GEE. D.W. SEEMS REAL DEPRESSED.
EVEN FOR A DEAD GUY.
YOU BETTER HEAD HOME, GOSALYN.
I'LL GO CHECK ON HIM.
I'M NOT GONNA SIT AROUND AND LET MEGAVOLT GET AWAY WITH MURDER.
I WISH I'D BEEN AT THE SERVICE.
I GUESS YOU WERE LATE FOR YOUR OWN FUNERAL, EH, D.W.?
NOT TO BE MORBID,
BUT IT WOULD'VE BEEN GRATIFYING
TO SEE THE THRONGS OF MOURNERS.
TO HEAR THE NATIONAL OUTPOURING OF GRIEF.
TO FEEL... WHAT?!
THIS IS IT?!
IS THIS THE END OF DARKWING?
NO MOUNDS OF FLOWERS OVER MY GRAVE?
WHERE ARE THE STATUES? THE MEMORIALS TO MY MEMORY?
WHY? WHY? WHY?
WHY DIDN'T I HIRE A GOOD PRESS AGENT WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE?
MR. VOLT, YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF A WELL-KNOWN CRIME FIGHTER...
HAS YOUR LIFE CHANGED?
WELL, OF COURSE, OPAL. I'M RECOGNIZED EVERYWHERE.
I MAKE TONS OF MONEY.
AND I'VE JUST WRITTEN THIS BEST-SELLING BOOK.
AH, YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS, D.W.
HOW 'BOUT WE WATCH SOME CARTOONS?
IF YOU KILLED SOMEBODY,
WHY AREN'T YOU IN JAIL?
LET ME TALK. I'M A CITIZEN.
WHAT IS GOSALYN DOING AT THE TV STUDIO?
IF YOU BOUGHT THIS BOOK, YOU SHOULD DEMAND A REFUND!
ALL RIGHT! THAT'S GOING TOO FAR!
MAYBE I DIDN'T DO AWAY WITH DARKWING,
BUT IN MY NEW SHOW I'LL DO AWAY WITH HIS LITTLE BRAT.
STAY TUNED FOR "MEGAVOLT'S CRIME OF THE WEEK."
I MAY BE DEAD, BUT I STILL HAVE ENOUGH LIFE TO SAVE GOSALYN.
WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
TO "MEGAVOLT LIVE,"
STARRING ME, THE GREATEST, THE MOST INVINCIBLE VILLAIN
OF ALL TIME.
DARKWING DUCK!
WHAT? WHERE? WHERE?
JUST A CHEAP STALL ON THE PART OF MY SPECIAL GUEST VICTIM.
DARKWING IS A DEAD DUCK, REMEMBER?
ALL RIGHT, MEGAVOLT,
YOU CAN JUST STOP RIGHT THERE RIGHT NOW.
OK?
WHAT'S THIS? YET ANOTHER GUEST VICTIM?
TWICE THE VICTIMS MEANS TWICE THE EXCITEMENT.
MAYBE EVEN TWICE THE RATINGS.
DON'T WORRY. I'LL SAVE YOU.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS...
OH, YEAH. I FORGOT ABOUT YOU.
BUT I DID NOT FORGET
ABOUT YOU.
SORRY, PAL, BUT YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT.
I HAVE SOME LIVES TO SAVE HERE.
DUU! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
YOU CAN'T!
OH, I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW.
TRUST ME. I KNOW MY JOB.
LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
LOOK. I'M SURE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.
I HAVE A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY I COULD CASH IN.
I WON'T BE NEEDING IT, YOU KNOW.
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME SO?
WHY DOES EVERYONE TRY TO RUN FROM ME
OR TRY TO BRIBE ME?
DON'T PEOPLE KNOW HOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL?
COME ON. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF DEAL WE COULD WORK OUT.
I KNOW! YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY SMART, DON'T YOU?
I HAVE OVER THE MILLENNIA
ACQUIRED AN EXPERTISE IN MANY FIELDS.
WELL, I BET I CAN DO SOMETHING YOU CAN'T DO.
I FIND THAT HIGHLY UNLIKELY.
WHAT SAY WE MAKE A DEAL?
I HAD HOPED WE WERE BEYOND THIS.
IF I CAN DO SOMETHING YOU CAN'T,
YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE HOUR TO GO SAVE GOSALYN.
WELL, SINCE THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO THAT I CANNOT DO,
IT'S A DEAL.
OK, LET'S SEE YOU DO THIS.
WHY, I'M SURE IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
UUOH!
OH, I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
IT'S SO EMBARRASSING.
WELL, LOOKS LIKE I WIN.
SEE YOU AROUND, SUCKER!
YES, YOU WILL.
GUESS YOU JUST CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DUCK DOWN.
DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE YOU JUST AS SOON AS I UNTIE THESE KNOTS.
WHICH I CAN'T...
BUT YOU CAN, LAUNCHPAD.
AND NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW.
MOVE YOUR RIGHT HAND TO THE LEFT.
NO, YOUR OTHER LEFT.
JUST A LITTLE MORE.
HERE IT COMES...
THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BE WAITING FOR.
NOW WHAT, D.W.?
YOU'VE GOT TO ACT LIKE A HERO, LAUNCHPAD.
TELL HIM...
IT'S ALL OVER, DIM BULB!
WHAT'RE YOU DOING? THIS ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT.
GRAB THE CORD!
HEY! WE'RE ON LIVE TV HERE.
SAY, I AM CUTTING THE POWER ON YOUR EVIL SCHEME.
I AM CUTTING THE POWER ON YOUR EVIL SCHEME.
YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.
NO AD LIBBING!
TELL HIM TO COME PEACEFULLY, AND RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.
COME PEACEFULLY AND RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.
JUST DO IT.
YOU MAY HAVE MY REMOTE CONTROL,
BUT I HAVE HER.
NOW WHAT, D.W.?
TELL HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD AS PRECIOUS AS LIFE.
AH, THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD AS PRECIOUS AS LIFE.
YEAH? COME AGAIN.
IF YOU ONLY WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF
YOU'RE JUST GONNA END UP LONELY AND UNHAPPY.
I AM?
YOU HAVE TO TREAT OTHERS
WITH THE RESPECT AND KINDNESS THEY DESERVE.
PERFECT. NOW MUTILATE HIM.
HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO RESPECT AND KINDNESS?
HURRY, LAUNCHPAD. WE HAVE TO GET TO MORGANNA'S
BEFORE MY HOUR'S UP.
I'VE CHECKED ALL MY BOOKS,
BUT I'M AFRAID... WELL, IT'S LIKE THIS...
THE COMMON COLD GOES AWAY IN 3 TO 5 DAYS,
DEATH IS A LITTLE MORE PERMANENT.
I'M VERY SORRY, DARK DEAREST.
MR. MALLARD, I TRUST THERE WON'T BE ANY MORE STALLING.
JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE MINUTE TO SAY GOODBYE.
VERY WELL. ONE MORE MINUTE.
I DO HOPE I'M NOT GOING SOFT.
GOODBYE, MORGANNA.
I'M SORRY WE NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO GET TOGETHER.
SO LONG, PAL.
YOU WERE THE BEST SIDEKICK I EVER WORKED WITH.
OF COURSE, YOU WERE THE ONLY SIDEKICK...
TAKE GOOD CARE OF GOSALYN.
BYE BYE, GOSALYN, HONEY.
I LOVE YOU.
REMEMBER, WASH BEHIND YOUR EARS,
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES, STAY OUT OF PRISON, AND...
DARKWING, WE REALLY MUST BE GOING.
WELL, SO LONG, EVERYBODY.
DON'T EXPECT ANY POSTCARDS.
ALL RIGHT, I'M READY.
LET'S GO.
LOOK AT HIM. LOOK HOW BRAVE HE IS.
OH, COME ON! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
I'LL NEVER DRIVE WITHOUT A HELMET AGAIN.
I'LL NEVER DRIVE WITHOUT A HELMET AGAIN. I PROMISE.
I'LL EVEN WEAR A HELMET TO BED.
EASY ON THE FABRIC, D.W.
LAUNCHPAD?
THAT WAS SOME BUMP YOU GOT ON YOUR HEAD THERE.
IT'S A MIRACLE YOU WEREN'T KILLED.
OH, BUT GOSALYN, I WAS KILLED
AND YOU WERE THERE AND...
AND I'M NOT DEAD.
I'M ALIVE! I'M REALLY ALIVE!
YES! I AM ALIVE.
THERE'S MY COUCH. THERE'S MY CHAIR.
THERE'S MY RUG I ALWAYS TRIP OVER. I LOVE THAT RUG.
WAIT A MINUTE. I WENT THROUGH ALL THAT MENTAL ANGUISH
OVER A DREAM?!
WHAT A CHEAT!
BUT THE POINT IS I'M ALIVE AND WELL
AND DEFINITELY NOT DEAD.
THIS IS SO WONDERFUL. I WANT TO CELEBRATE!
I'LL HAVE A PARTY. I'LL INVITE EVERYONE.
THERE'LL BE BALLOONS AND STREAMERS.
AND A CAKE AND...
WOULD YOU HAVE THE CORRECT TIME?