♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!
HA HA HA HAH!
TURN RIGHT, D.W.! WE'RE GAINING!
AMAZING FOIL OF QUACKERJACK.
I NEVER SAW A BOMB DEFUSED THAT WAY.
FORTUNATELY, MY BODY ABSORBED THE EXPLOSION'S FORCE.
WHERE'S THE TRACKING DEVICE ON QUACKERJACK?
THAT PESKY DUCK
WILL NEVER FIND MY SECRET HIDEOUT, MR. BANANA BRAIN.
NOT UNLESS SOMEONE SPILLS THE BEANS.
WHICH WAY, LAUNCHPAD?
TURN RIGHT.
AAH! AAH!
HELP!
[QUACKERJACK] YOU FOILED MY BLOWING UP THE YO-YO FACTORY,
BUT I'M NOT DONE!
THE JIG IS UP, JUG-HEADED JACK-IN-THE-BOX!
IT'S MY FAULT NO ONE WILL BUY MY TOYS?
ALL ANYONE WANTS ARE YO-YOs!
IF I CAN'T DESTROY ALL YO-YOs,
I'LL DESTROY JUST ONE... THE FIRST YO-YO!
HA HA HAH!
HEY, WHERE'D HE GO?
THAT'S FUNNY. ACCORDING TO THIS,
HE'S STILL THERE.
WHY ARE WE BORROWING THE SHUSH TIME MACHINE?
BECAUSE, LAUNCHPAD, THAT WAS NO ORDINARY TOP.
QUACKERJACK IS STILL IN ST. CANARD...
ONLY 700 YEARS IN THE PAST.
WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME!
OH, BOY! IN TIME FOR WHAT?
IN TIME TO STOP QUACKERJACK
FROM DESTROYING THE FIRST YO-YO
AND ALTERING THE HISTORY OF TOYS!
SET TIME COORDINATES FOR 1291.
DON'T MESS UP!
WHAT HAPPENED IN 1291?
[DARKWING] ACCORDING TO THIS ALMANAC,
THE YO-YO WAS INVENTED
BY THE KING OF MEDIEVAL CANARDIA.
1291, LAUNCHPAD.
NO FREEWAY CONGESTION,
NO SKYSCRAPERS BLOCKING OUT THE SUN...
AND NO DARKWING TOWER!
AAH!
[SPLASH]
[COUGHING]
[BINKETH] GADZOOKS!
WHAT MANNER OF STRANGE FISH BE THESE?
BINKIE?
NAY. BINKETH BE MY NAME.
SHE MUST BE BINKIE'S ANCESTOR.
WHAT STRANGE CLOTHS YOU WEAR.
FROM WHENCE DO YOU HAIL?
WHAT IF I SAID I'M FROM 700 YEARS IN THE FUTURE?
THEN YOU ARE A WARLOCK
AND MUST BE BURNED.
WE'RE FROM SWEDEN.
OOH! WELCOME TO CANARDIA, STRANGERS.
ALLOWETH ME TO ASSIST YOU
IN YOUR TRAVELS HERETH.
[GUARD] MAKE WAY FOR THE KING!
JUST THE MAN I WANTED TO SEE.
NONE MAY SEE HIM.
HIS NEW MINISTER FORBIDS IT.
HE'LL SEE ME. I'M DARKWING DUCK.
IDEMAND TO SEE THE KING!
[HERBETH] HALTETH!
HERB MUDDLEFOOT?
'TIS KING HERBETH TO YOU.
QUACKERJACK!
THAT'S SIR QUACKERJACK.
SIRE, THIS MAN IS A FRAUD
AND A KNOWN FELON!
HOLD THY TONGUE!
SIR QUACKERJACK IS MY TRUSTED NEW ADVISOR!
THE SIRE AND I ARE GREAT PALS.
HA HA HA!
THIS GUY CRACKS ME UP!
NO LIE.
YOU...
YOU JACKANAPE!
GUARDS!
THAT PUNY CRACKERBOX IS NO MATCH
FOR MY SOPHISTICATED KNOWLEDGE OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY.
IF THOU ALLOWETH ME TO HELPETH...
STEP ASIDE, LITTLE FAIR MAIDEN LADY.
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
UHH!
I AM THE MIGHTY DARKWING DUCK.
I PITY THE POOR FOOL WHO BLOCKS MY WAY!
WHOA! BOY...
WHERE BRUTE FORCE FAILS,
TRY AGILITY.
IF THOU WOULDST BUT LISTEN...
I'VE CALCULATED THE WALL'S PRECISE HEIGHT
AND THE EXACT ARC OF THE TRAJECTORY...
[CRASH]
GIVE OR TAKE A FEW FEET.
WHERE BRUTE FORCE AND AGILITY FAIL,
TRY INGENUITY.
A PRESENT FOR THE KING!
BRILLIANT.
ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS WAIT FOR LAUNCHPAD TO OPEN THE DOOR!
WHAT DOOR, D.W.?
OOOOH!
[BINKETH] YOO HOO! UP HERE!
HOW'D YOU GET THERE?
I TRIED TO TELLETH YOU.
THE BACK DOOR'S NEVER LOCKETHED.
OUT OF HARMS WAY.
GRAVE DANGER MAY AWAIT US.
DARKWING DUCK CREEPS TOWARD HIS DESTINATION
WITH THE CUNNING OF THE ALLEY CAT.
HALT!
DO YOU HAVE A PHONE?
MY CAR BROKE DOWN. IT'S...
CRAZY.
AAH AH AAH!
OW!
OH! SPIES, SIRE!
SPIES AND INFIDELS!
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I AM DARKWING DUCKETH,
MAGICIAN EXTRAORDINAIRE,
HERE TO OFFER HUMBLE SERVICES
TO THE KING.
SO, YOU ARE A SORCERER WHO CONSORTS
WITH THE POWERS OF DARKNESS!
GREAT. I COULD USE A GOOD SORCERER.
YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. A SORCERER.
I'M A SORCERER.
I'M AN INVENTOR MYSELF.
WANT TO SEE MY NEW INVENTION?
I WOULD BE HONORED.
HOT DOG!
YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT YO-YO.
HOW DID YOU FIND ME?
I PLANTED A HOMING DEVICE IN YOUR PAL.
TRAITOR! BACK STABBER!
HOW COULD YOU?
[DOOR OPENS]
GLAD TO SEE YOU TWO ARE GETTING ALONG.
YOU'LL LOVE MY NEW INVENTION.
I CALL IT THE YO-YO.
YEOW!
OO-OW!
WHAT DO YOU THINKETH?
NEEDS WORK, BUT I LIKE IT.
WELL, I GUESS IT'S NOT MUCH
COMPARED TO YOUR FEATS.
WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON A LITTLE SHOW,
MIGHTY SORCERER?
THAT'D BE GREAT!
MY MAGIC WAND'S IN MY OTHER SUIT.
I HAVE A SPARE.
THEN WE'RE ALL SET.
THE SHOW COMMENCES TONIGHT AT 7:00.
I'LL WOW THE KING WITH CHEAP TRICKS.
QUACKERJACK WILL BE ON THE STREET IN NO TIME.
THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
IT'S SHOW TIME!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE
HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN ON STAGE, SCREEN...
ON WITH THE SHOW!
OR TELEVISION.
LOOK, SIRE,
HE'S GOT SOMEONE HIDDEN BEHIND THE CURTAIN.
UH, UH...
LET'S GIVE A WARM WELCOME
TO MY LOVELY ASSISTANT BINKETH.
YEAH. AND... OH, GOOD.
THANK YOU.
GREAT.
SUCH LOVELINESS I HAVE NEVER SEEN.
OOH OOH!
METHINKS I AM SMITTEN BY HIS HANDSOMENESS.
[HERBETH] BRAVO! BRAVO!
BRAVO! ON WITH THE SHOW AND STUFF.
FOR MY FIRST TRICK,
I WILL PULL A RABBIT OUT OF MY HAT.
HEH HEH.
IT'S... ELUSIVE LITTLE CRITTER.
HERE, BUNNY!
COME HERE!
HA HA! THE SORCERER IS A FRAUD.
WHAT'S A NICE PEASANT LIKE YOU DOING IN A PALACE LIKE THIS?
OOH OOH HEE HEE!
HEE HEE HEE!
O.K., MOVING RIGHT ALONG.
FOR MY NEXT TRICK,
I WILL SEPARATE THESE METAL RINGS.
LOUSY PIECE OF JUNK.
OH, LOOK, SIRE.
HE'S A FAKE! A FAKE!
SO, WANT TO BE MY DATE
FOR THE ROYAL BARBECUE TOMORROW?
HMM?
IF IT PLEASETH YOU, SIRE.
OOH HEE HEE HEE!
OOH!
[TING-A-LING]
NOW A FEAT NEVER BEFORE ATTEMPTED.
THIS LOVELY MAIDEN
WILL VANISH BEFORE YOUR EYES.
[LAUNCHPAD] HERE... HERE, BUNNY.
COME HERE, BUNNY RABBIT.
HERE... HERE YOU GO.
ABRACADABRA!
BRAVO!
HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE UNTIL THE END.
NOW, BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES,
SHE WILL REAPPEAR!
HEY! WHERE'D SHE GO?
BRING HER BACK!
HEH HEH...
NOT TO WORRY.
IT'S ALL JUST PART OF THE MAGIE.
WOE IS ME.
SHE HATH VANISHED!
HE HAS DESTROYED THE BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN!
HE IS A WARLOCK!
PICK A CARD, ANY CARD. GO AHEAD.
GUARDS!
TAKE HIM TO THE DUNGEON!
HEY, D.W., I THINK WE'RE A HIT!
WHOA. ROUGH CROWD, HUH, D.W.?
LAUNCHPAD, LET IT GO.
GREETINGS, KIDS OF ALL AGES.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD?
PLAY WITH YOUR OWN TOYS?
THE KING'S NEW EXPLODING YO-YO.
WHILE HE WORKS ON IMPROVING IT,
I'LL BE IN CHARGE OF YOUR INTERROGATION...
WITH HELP FROM MY NEW PLAYMATES...
SIR CUMFERENCE AND SIR VEILLANCE!
THE FINEST MINDS IN THE REALM.
[RIBBIT]
THE FROG FAILETH TO TURN BLUE.
PROOF HE'S A WARLOCK.
THE OTHER ONE, FOOLS.
CONFESS YOU ARE A WARLOCK!
NEVER!
GOOD! I WOULDN'T WANT THE FUN TO END TOO SOON.
UH-OH.
HANG IN THERE.
HE'S GETTING BORED.
CONFESS!
NEVER!
THEN FACE... HEH HEH...
THE THUMBSCREW!
[CRASH]
I GUESS THAT CORRESPONDENCE COURSE IN THUMB WRESTLING
FINALLY PAID OFF.
O.K., FUN AND GAMES ARE OVER.
IT'S TIME TO FACE...
MR. TRIVIA BUFF!
YOU MANIAC!
NYAHH HA HA HA HA!
THE LONGEST RECORDED FLIGHT BY A CHICKEN
IS 302 FEET, 8 INCHES.
AAH!
NO!
CONFESS!
NEVER!
THE KOALA BEAR ISN'T A BEAR,
BUT A MARSUPIAL.
[MR.TRIVIA BUFF] THE FIRST WRITTEN LANGUAGE
WAS A PICTOGRAPH SYSTEM...
[LAUNCHPAD] I CONFESS! I CONFESS!
DARKWING DUCK'S A WARLOCK!
GOOD ENOUGH.
THANKS A LOT.
SORRY. I COULDN'T WATCH YOU SUFFER.
WHAT HARM COULD IT DO?
IN THE JUDGMENT OF THIS COURT, DARKWING DUCK,
CONFESSED WARLOCK,
WILL BE BEHEADED AT DAWN.
HEH HEH... OH.
EASY ON THE SUIT, PAL.
I DON'T WANT HIM BEHEADED.
I JUST WANT LOVELY BINKETH BACK.
WE'LL HAVE HER BACK WHEN WE DESTROY HIS BLACK MAGIC.
[GULP]
LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE.
AND WHERE WOULD THAT BE?
LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE,
YOU'LL WATCH THE SUN'S TOTAL ECLIPSE.
GREAT. LIKE A RARE ASTRONOMICAL EVENT
IS GOING TO DO ME ANY...
HEY...
THOU HAST ANGERED THE GREAT DARKWING!
IF YOU DON'T RELEASE ME, I'LL BLOCK OUT THE SUN...
FOREVER!
[GASP] MY FICUS WILL DIETH!
ALLAKA...
ZAM!
AH! HE'S A FAKE!
HEH HEH HEH...
UH, HOCUS POCUS!
THE ECLIPSE IS TOMORROW!
OOPS. MAYBE YOU CAN STALL THEM.
HURRY. WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAYETH!
KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON.
I'M NOT DONE YET.
UM, O.K...
OPEN SESAME!
ANAHEIM, AZUSA, AND CUCAMONGA!
OKEEFENOKEE!
TIPPECANOE AND TYLER, TOO...
I LIKE IKE...
6440 OR FIGHT.
AND UH... UH, BLI...
BLIND! NOW I'M GOING BLIND!
NO, D.W. IT'S THE ECLIPSE!
[GASPS]
TAKE IT OFF!
RELEASE HIM!
WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
RELEASE HIM AT ONCE!
PHEW!
[CHEERING]
HE WHO CAN BRING BACK THE SUN
SURELY CAN BRING BACK BINKETH.
I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET HER BACK.
O.K. YOU'RE ON.
SIRE, MAID BINKETH HAS BEEN FOUNDETH!
IT'S A MIRACLE!
WELL, THAT WAS EASY.
SHE'S TIED UP IN FRONT OF THE DRAGON'S CAVE.
YOU DID SAY "ANYTHING."
[ROARING]
PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM!
[ROARING]
OR MAYBE NOT.
COWARDS!
EAT STAINLESS STEEL, BEAST.
[ROARING]
HEH HEH...
WAIT! WAIT! I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.
THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
O.K.
I SLAY YOU, RESCUE THE MAIDEN,
AND THEN I LEAVE.
BAD DEAL.
WAIT. WAIT. EVEN BETTER.
PRETEND I SLAY YOU,
I LEAVE WITH THE MAIDEN,
AND NOBODY BOTHERS YOU AGAIN.
O.K. IT'S A DEAL.
TEH... WELL...
THAT'S G-GREAT.
O.K., LET'S MAKE THIS LOOK GOOD.
AHEM...
PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM,
FOUL LIZARD OF THE NETHERWORLD!
[ROARING]
[GASP] SHALL WE TRY THAT AGAIN?
HEH, SORRY. I WASN'T THINKING.
AHEM...
PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM!
OOWWWEEEAAH!
OOH! OOH!
I AM SLAIN!
SLAIN!
CUT DOWN IN THE PRIME OF LIFE!
OH, WOE IS ME!
I AM WOE!
WOE IS WOE!
OVERDOING IT JUST A SKOSH, AREN'T WE?
BEHOLD! I HAVE SLAIN THE...
I AM TRAVELING THROUGH A TUNNEL!
YES! A TUNNEL.
THERE'S A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!
AND BEYOND THAT...
KNOCK IT OFF!
[CRYING]
I FEAR THE WORST HATH HAPPENED.
[CHOMPING]
AH, THEY'LL BE FINE.
YOU GOT TO TRY THIS FOOD.
MY APPETITE'S GONE.
I'VE EVEN LOST INTEREST IN MY YO-YO.
[THUNK]
KEEP WORKING ON IT.
WHAT IF BINKETH SHOULDST PERISH?
THEN I SHOULDST PERISH WITH THOUGHTS OF THEE.
BINKETH, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
AHH! OF COURSETH, MY LORD.
NO WAY DARKWING COULD'VE SLAIN THAT DRAGON.
DARKWING DUCKETH!
DRAGON SLAYER!
YOUR HIGHNESS...
OUCH.
MIGHTY WARLOCK,
THOU DIDST TRULY SLAY THE DRAGON?
[DRAGON] PROMISE ME, MARTHA, PROMISE ME.
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
DON'T SELL THE FARM.
[DRAGON] DON'T SELL THE FARM!
PERHAPS "SLAY" IS TOO STRONG A WORD.
TWAS QUACKERJACK DIDST KIDNAPPETH ME
DURING THE MAGIC ACT.
RATFINK.
GUARDS, SEIZE HIM!
UH-OH, GOT TO GO!
LEFT A ROAST IN THE OVEN.
EAT NUTTY PUTTY!
MEN, A SWORD!
MEN...
A TOURNIQUET.
THAT EMPTY SHELL OF METAL WILL DO YOU NO GOOD.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, I SEE IT'S HANDY.
HA HA HA HA!
OH, LOOK. IT IS THE GRAF ZEPPLIN!
HAH! EAT REVERSE POLARITY FROM MY MAGNET GUN!
[CRASH]
BOMBS AWAY!
BATTER UP!
WHOA.
I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS.
ONE MORE STEP AND THE KING'S DEAD MEAT!
EASY NOW, EASY.
JUST PUT THE TURKEY DOWN.
O.K., HERE!
OH HO HO...
WOOO...
WHOA OH OH!
NOW I'LL REEL THIS JOKER IN.
OOOF! OUCH!
YEOW! YAH!
OOH!
OH!
NOW THAT'S A YO-YO.
NOW I GET IT!
[WHEEZING]
[DRAGON] SOMEDAY, WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN...
[WHEEZE]
AND THE BREAKS ARE GOING AGAINST THE BOYS...
COACH, TELL 'EM...
[WHEEZE]
TO WIN ONE...
[WHEEZE]
FOR THE GIPPER...
UH.
[CRASH]