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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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THE EVER VIGILENT
VANGUARD OF VIRTURE
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SURVEYS HIS VENUE FOR
VICE AND VILLAINY.
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SOME VICES REQUIRE
PARTICULARLY CLOSE ATTENTION.
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WHAT THE...
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THERE'S ONLY ONE FORCE
CAPABLE OF SUCH MISCHIEF...
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SUCH MAYHEM, SUCH MIGRAINES!
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COMETGUY!
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♪ HA HA ♪♪
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♪ DARKWING ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOO-HOO ♪
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♪ COME OUT,
COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE ♪♪
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HE'S RUINING MY CITY
AND MY REPUTATION!
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AAH!
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OOPSIE.
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PSST. COMETGUY. OVER HERE.
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♪ HA HA ♪♪
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THERE YOU ARE!
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ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU.
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JUST PASSING THROUGH,
OR MUST I MAIM YOU?
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[SIRENS]
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COME ON, LET'S GO.
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COMETGUY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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YIKES!
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PLANET MERTZ IS IN TROUBLE.
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YOU MUST COME AT ONCE.
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I CAN'T.
I'M TOO BUSY THWARTING CRIME HERE.
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MY ENTIRE PLANET IS
DEPENDING ON YOU.
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DARKWING?
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HMM. AN ENTIRE PLANET.
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[SCREECH]
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THINK WHAT THAT WOULD
DO FOR MY RESUME.
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WHAT'S ONE CITY
COMPARED TO A PLANET?
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A PLANET THAT NEEDS ME,
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DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ HO HO ♪♪
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NO TIME TO WASTE.
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[DARKWING] IS THERE A REST STOP?
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[COMETGUY] YOU SHOULD HAVE
THOUGHT OF THAT EARLIER.
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ANOTHER PERFECT LANDING.
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YOU AND LAUNCHPAD MUST HAVE
GONE TO SCHOOL TOGETHER.
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♪ HOME AGAIN,
HOME AGAIN JIGETTY-JOG ♪♪
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WELCOME TO PLANET MERTZ!
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IT'S A PARADE IN YOUR HONOR.
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HOORAY, DARKWING DUCK!
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HOORAY, DARKWING DUCK!
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COMETGUY,
WHAT AM I DOING HERE ANYWAY?
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THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON
ON PLANET MERTZ IS MISSING!
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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'NUFF SAID, AMIGO.
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THIS ISN'T TICKER TAPE.
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IT'S ADHESIVE TAPE.
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ADHESIVE TAPE IS MUCH
EASIER TO PICK UP.
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I SHOULD HAVE PACKED
MY TEFLON SUIT.
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AS OFFICIALGUY,
I GIVE YOU THE KEY TO OUR CITY.
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THIS...
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IS THE HAPPIEST...
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DAY OF MY LIFE.
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WHOA!
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WHOA-HO!
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I'LL SAVE HIM!
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NO, I'LL...
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NO, I SHALL!
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[ALL TALKING]
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CRIMINY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
THE ONLY SUPERHERO ON MERTZ.
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DIDN'T I MENTION EVERYONE
ON MERTZ IS A SUPERHERO?
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IF YOU'RE ALL SUPERHEROES,
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THEN WHY WEAR DISGUISES?
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ALL SUPERHEROES WEAR DISGUISES.
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EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
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TIME IS MONEY, FAST IS FUNNY.
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WHO'S MISSING?
A BRILLIANT SCIENTIST?
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WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
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IT'S ORDINARYGUY,
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THE ONLY PERSON ON OUR
PLANET WITHOUT SUPERPOWERS.
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WE LIVE TO RESCUE
HIM FROM PERIL.
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SUPERHEROES REQUIRE
SOMEONE TO SAVE.
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WE'VE LOOKED FOR HIM EVERYWHERE.
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YEAH.
ALL THEIR SUPERPOWERS COMBINED
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AND THEY CAN'T FIND
ONE ORDINARY GUY.
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SO THEY CALL... ME.
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OH! YOU'RE NOT HERE TO FIND HIM.
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YOU ARE HIM!
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YOU'RE HERE TO REPLACE HIM!
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WHAT?
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I CAN'T BE AN ORDINARY GUY.
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I'M DARKWING DUCK...
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TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,
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SUPERHERO, PLANET EARTH.
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YOU'RE A SUPERHERO?
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COMETGUY REPORTED YOU HAVE
NO SUPERHERO QUALITIES.
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RIDICULOUS!
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I HAVE SCADS OF
SUPERHERO QUALITIES.
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FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS BABY.
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OOH. WHAT'S THIS?
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WATCH IT!
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THAT'S A HIGHLY
SOPHISTICATED GAS GUN.
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[COUGHING]
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GOT A LITTLE TICKLE
IN MY THROAT.
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HOW DOES TICKLING-THE-THROAT GAS
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DEFEAT THE ENEMY?
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WHAT ABOUT MY
SONIC PITCH DEVICE?
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[EMITS HIGH-PITCHED SOUND]
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A SONIC PITCH DEVICE?
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WHAT'S THAT DO?
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[PITCH GOES HIGHER AND LOUDER]
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OH.
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I'VE GOT THOUSANDS OF
DEVICES HIDDEN ON MY PERSON.
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YOUR GADGETS ARE AMUSING,
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BUT WHAT NATURAL
TALENTS DO YOU POSSESS?
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ASIDE FROM MY GOOD LOOKS,
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THERE'S MY EFFECTIVE WEB KICK.
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HYAH!
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I'D DEMONSTRATE IT FOR YOU,
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BUT DARN THIS PAINFUL BUNION.
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IS IT SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
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UH... SORT OF, KIND OF.
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MAYBE YOU HAVE SUPERSTRENGTH.
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CAN YOU DO THIS?
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CAUGHT ME ON A BAD DAY
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WITH THIS PAPER CUT.
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WHAT ABOUT THIS?
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CAN YOU DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS?
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HEH HEH HEH... UH, NO...
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♪ BUT I CAN DO A
MEAN SOFT-SHOE ♪♪
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SEE? HE DOESN'T HAVE
ANY SUPERPOWERS.
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YOU DON'T NEED SUPERPOWERS
TO BE A SUPERHERO!
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I'M NO ORDINARY GUY!
FIND SOMEONE ELSE!
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PLEASE!
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PRETTY PLEASE.
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O.K., O.K., O.K.!
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WHEW!
I'LL STAY AND BE ORDINARYGUY.
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JUST STOP THE CATERWAULING.
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YOU MEAN IT?
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YEAH, YEAH...
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BUT ONLY FOR A FEW DAYS.
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[CHEERING]
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I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU...
ORDINARYGUY.
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WHAT? NO POCKET PROTECTOR?
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♪ WE GOT A BRAND-NEW
ORDINARYGUY ♪
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♪ WE GOT A BRAND-NEW
ORDINARYGUY... ♪♪
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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THIS WON'T BE SO BAD.
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A LITTLE REST, RELAXATION...
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WHAT THE...
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PAY NO ATTENTION...
WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO GET SUNBURNED.
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RIGHT. I GOT IT.
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I'LL LIE HERE AND
YOU'LL PROTECT ME.
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WE'RE HERE TO SHIELD YOU...
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FROM THE SUN'S HOSTILE RAYS.
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LISTEN, THAT'S GREAT,
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BUT I'M PERFECTLY, OH...
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SAFE.
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♪ OUT FOR A WALK ON
A BEAUTIFUL DAY ♪♪
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[WHISTLING]
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ORDINARYGUY, LOOK OUT!
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I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
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HARK! DID SOMEONE SAY "HELP"?
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LOOK! ORDINARYGUY'S ABOUT
TO CROSS THE STREET!
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THAT REALLY WASN'T NECESSARY.
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I'M PERFECTLY SAFE... WHOA!
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I'VE HAD IT WITH
BEING ORDINARYGUY.
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
FIND THE ORIGINAL SAP.
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FIRST,
I'LL HAVE TO DISTRACT THEM.
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THIS OUGHT TO KEEP THEM BUSY.
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HELP! I'M PERCHED PRECARIOUSLY
ON THIS PRECIPICE.
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I THINK I MAY FALL.
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I'LL FLY UP AND SAVE HIM.
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UH, BETTER NOT COME UP HERE.
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IT COULD SCARE ME, CAUSING ME
TO PLUMMET TO AN UNTIMELY DEATH.
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UNTIMELY DEATH, I LIKE THAT.
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LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY.
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AAH!
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WHAT AM I WORRIED ABOUT?
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I'LL BE SAVED.
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THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING
WITH SUPERHEROES.
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DON'T TRY ANYTHING FOOLISH.
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WHAT, THE DUMMIES HAVE
SOMETHING BETTER TO DO?
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DUMMY...
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HELP!
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WHOA!
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THAT'S JUST A TASTE OF
WHAT YOU'VE GOT COMING.
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HA HA HA!
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THERE YOU ARE!
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YOUR TIMING IS IMPECCABLE.
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WE'VE BEEN WAITING TO RESCUE YOU
ON THE OTHER SIDE, ORDINARYGUY.
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QUIT CALLING ME "ORDINARYGUY."
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YOU NEED SOMETHING
MORE IMPORTANT TO DO.
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LIKE VANQUISHING A
VILLAIN OR SOMETHING?
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I'VE GOT IT!
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YOU NEED A VILLAIN TO VANQUISH!
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SUPERHEROES SHOULD
HAVE SUPERVILLAINS.
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WHERE ARE WE GOING
TO FIND A VILLAIN?
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MERTZ IS A PLANET OF
TRUTH AND JUSTICE.
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IF YOU WANT TO LEARN
TO BE A VILLAIN,
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THINK LIKE ONE. GOT THAT?
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A HERO BECOMING A VILLAIN?
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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
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SURE, I'M SURE.
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TAKE THIS GUY, QUACKERJACK.
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HE'S WHAT WE REFER
TO AS A SICKO.
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SICKO. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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NEXT, A MASTER OF VILLAINY.
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OOPS. THAT'S ME AT
THE CHRISTMAS PARTY.
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AS I WAS SAYING,
MASTER OF VILLAINY...
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MEGAVOLT!
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[GASP] ZOINKS!
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AHEM.
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MAYBE WE BETTER MOVE ON.
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UH, WAS I BETTER THAT TIME?
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YOU CALL THAT A MANIACAL LAUGH?
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ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING.
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HA HA-HA HA.
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HA HEE HA.
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GIVE ME STRENGTH.
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HA HA HA HA!
247
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,457
HA HA HA HA!
248
00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:50,750
I THINK HE'S GOT IT.
249
00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:54,874
NICE CHOICE OF LOCATION.
IT'S PERFECT.
250
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,415
NOW, TIE ME UP.
251
00:12:57,416 --> 00:13:00,999
WHAT IF YOU GET A ROPE BURN?
252
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,165
THINK LIKE A VILLAIN!
YOU ARE A VILLAIN!
253
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:05,874
I ARE A VILLAIN.
254
00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,707
IAM A VILLAIN.
255
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:11,749
I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE THE VILLAIN.
256
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,874
YOU ARE! NOW, ACT LIKE ONE!
257
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:15,875
♪ HA HA ♪♪
258
00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:25,374
I TOLD YOU TO TIE ME
TO SOMETHING DANGEROUS.
259
00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:28,832
BUT THIS IS A NEUTRON
GRAVITRAUMATIZER.
260
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:31,165
A BUZZ SAW WOULD HAVE SUFFICED.
261
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:34,707
I THOUGHT HAVING YOUR MOLECULES
SHREDDED AND REARRANGED
262
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:36,999
WOULD BE FAR MORE EXCRUCIATING.
263
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,874
REALLY? THIS THING CAN DO THAT?
264
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:41,415
NOT BAD, COMETGUY.
265
00:13:41,416 --> 00:13:45,082
NOW YOU'RE GETTING
THE HANG OF IT.
266
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:47,582
HEH HEH.
YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF.
267
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:51,290
YOU CAN UNTIE ME NOW, BIG GUY.
268
00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:53,582
YEP. SHOW NO MERCY.
269
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,582
YOU GOT AN "A."
270
00:13:55,583 --> 00:14:01,124
NO, YOU DON'T.
THIS IS A TEST. NO MERCY!
271
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:05,999
"A VILLAIN LEAVES HIS VICTIMS
TO A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH.
272
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PAY ATTENTION, YOU BIG APE."
273
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,500
HA HA HA HA!
274
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,957
A-HA.
THE COMPETENT CRIME FIGHTER
275
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:18,415
COMMANDS CONTROL WITHOUT
ANY SUPERHERO'S HELP.
276
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[CRASH]
277
00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:23,582
DID SOMEONE SAY HELP?
278
00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:24,832
I'LL SAVE HIM.
279
00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:27,000
I BEG TO DIFFER.
280
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,832
I MAY NOT KNOW ART,
281
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,333
BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE.
282
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,290
SORRY, DARKWING.
283
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:44,332
I HAD TO COME BACK TO SAVE YOU.
284
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,707
I'M JUST NOT A VILLAIN.
285
00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:48,999
I'VE HAD IT!
286
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,290
WITH SUPERGUYS LIKE
YOU, WHO NEEDS VILLAINS?
287
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:56,291
DID SOMEONE MENTION VILLAIN?
288
00:14:57,083 --> 00:15:00,332
[GASP] IT'S... IT'S...
289
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,499
IT'S...
290
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,124
BEATS ME.
291
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,957
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
292
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:07,957
AND WHO THE HECK IS YOUR TAILOR?
293
00:15:07,958 --> 00:15:11,457
MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.
294
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:13,332
ORDINARYGUY!
295
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,874
GREETINGS, FRIEND.
296
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:19,082
WHAT'S WITH THE DISGUISE
AND THE BIG RAY GUN?
297
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:21,499
I'D HATE TO SEE THE HOLSTER.
298
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,999
STAND BACK!
299
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,582
THERE'S A NEW VILLAIN IN TOWN...
300
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:29,457
AND HIS NAME IS
NOT-SO-ORDINARYGUY.
301
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:33,207
SURELY YOU JEST.
YOU'RE NO VILLAIN.
302
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:37,957
THAT WAS BEFORE I GOT
FED UP WITH NO PRIVACY.
303
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:43,124
I WATCHED THEM DO TO
YOU WHAT THEY DID TO ME.
304
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,957
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
305
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:47,707
GRANTED, THEY ARE PESKY,
306
00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:50,874
BUT YOU DON'T SEE
ME TURNING BAD.
307
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:54,957
NYAH NYAH.
MAYBE I LIKE BEING A VILLAIN.
308
00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:58,332
IF YOU COULDN'T HACK
IT AS ORDINARYGUY,
309
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,707
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE
IT AS A VILLAIN.
310
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:03,332
TAKE HIM OUT.
311
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:07,749
BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SAVE
ORDINARYGUY, NOT HURT HIM.
312
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,707
YOU'LL PAY,
MR. DARKWING-ORDINARY-DUCK.
313
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:14,833
YOU CAN BE THE FIRST TO GO.
314
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,874
OH. THAT GUN PACKS A WALLOP.
315
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,207
SHAME ON YOU, ORDINARYGUY.
316
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:25,624
NOW I'LL HAVE TO
DESTROY THIS RAY GUN.
317
00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:28,583
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
318
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:31,500
USE YOUR COMETBREATH!
319
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:37,582
[COUGH] MY STRENGTH IS GONE.
320
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:39,290
[COUGH COUGH]
321
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:44,290
I'M NO ORDINARY GUY,
AND THIS IS NO ORDINARY GUN.
322
00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:47,457
IT'S A STRENGTH-SAPPING RAY GUN.
323
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:51,582
I'M SICK OF SUPERHEROES
WITH SUPERPOWERS.
324
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:55,457
NOW, YOU'LL ALL BE SUPERWIMPS!
325
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:59,625
HA HA HA HA HA!
326
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:08,124
YOUR CELEBRATED
STRENGTH IS ALL GONE.
327
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:11,124
LOOK AT YOU NOW,
YOU NAMBY-PAMBIES
328
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:13,582
THAT'S MR. NAMBY-PAMBY TO YOU,
329
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,624
YOU PLUG-UGLY HOOLIGAN!
330
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:18,999
LET'S SETTLE THIS THE
OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
331
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,708
[CRASH]
332
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:29,082
[ORDINARYGUY] OH,
NOW WHO'S PLUG-UGLY, HUH?
333
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,082
REPEAT THE QUESTION, PLEASE.
334
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,207
♪ Ho ho ♪♪
335
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:36,958
I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU
YET, ORDINARYGUY.
336
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,165
O.K., DARKWING DUCK...
337
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:53,415
THE JIG'S UP.
PREPARE TO EAT RAY.
338
00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:57,457
YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH US
FIRST, ORDINARYGUY.
339
00:17:57,458 --> 00:18:00,874
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
340
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:02,082
SAY GOODBYE, PINHEADS.
341
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:05,124
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
342
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,832
I AM THE HAM RADIO OPERATOR
343
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,707
WHO SCRAMBLES YOUR RECEPTION.
344
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,582
I AM DARKWING...
345
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,249
DUCK!
346
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,457
[CRASH]
347
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:17,249
YOU BROKE MY GUN.
348
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,749
WHAT A GYP.
349
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:22,374
WELL, ORDINARYGUY,
SHALL WE CALL IT A DAY?
350
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,832
LET'S CALL IT A NIGHT,
351
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:27,707
AS IN GOOD NIGHT, DARKWING DUCK.
352
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:29,165
[ENGINE WON'T START]
353
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:33,624
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOT
THE EXTENDED WARRANTY.
354
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:39,083
THE MANUAL DIDN'T SAY
IT WORKED IN REVERSE.
355
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,999
[GASP] LOOK AT ME NOW!
356
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,499
I'M EXTRA-ORDINARYGUY.
357
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,165
NYAH NYAH NYAH.
358
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:50,582
YOUR NATURAL STRENGTHS ARE
NOTHING COMPARED TO MINE.
359
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:53,999
PHOOEY.
NOW HE'LL NEVER NEED SAVING.
360
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,749
O.K., ORDINARYGUY,
361
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,999
GIVE UP WHILE YOU
STILL HAVE A...
362
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,957
CHANCE.
363
00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:05,957
TODAY, MERTZ...
TOMORROW, THE UNIVERSE!
364
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,708
HA HA HA!
365
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:09,875
HEY!
366
00:19:09,876 --> 00:19:12,582
TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME.
367
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:16,499
LET'S SEE YOU PICK ON
SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE.
368
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,707
I HEAR MY MOM CALLING.
369
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:22,415
IF ONLY WE HAD OUR
SUPERPOWERS BACK.
370
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:27,415
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
WE CAN DO WITHOUT THEM.
371
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:32,083
[COUGH] STEP ASIDE.
SUPERHEROES COMING THROUGH.
372
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:46,457
[ORDINARYGUY] ALLEY-OOP!
373
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:51,083
NICE FORM,
BUT YOUR EXECUTION STINKS.
374
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,207
EN GARDE.
375
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:04,582
YOU KNOW THE PHRASE
"MIGHT IS RIGHT"?
376
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,624
DO YOU SUBSCRIBE TO THAT?
377
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:08,874
DARKWING'S REALLY IN TROUBLE.
378
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:14,250
SAY, WHAT WOULD HE
DO IN THIS SITUATION?
379
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,500
ANY LAST WORDS, PIPSQUEAK?
380
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,874
YES...
381
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:28,000
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
382
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:45,374
THIS TOWN'S NOT BIG
ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.
383
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:48,874
DID I SAY TOWN?
MAKE THAT PLANET.
384
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,832
LOOK! A FALLING STAR!
385
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,708
HA! YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
386
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,999
IT'S OUT OF JUICE.
387
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,457
I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
388
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:15,375
NEXT TIME,
I LOOK FOR THE UNION LABEL.
389
00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:22,999
IT WORKS!
390
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:28,582
READY TO HAVE YOUR STRENGTH
SUCKED FROM YOUR BODY, DARKWING?
391
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:31,583
UH... NO. NO. NOT REALLY.
392
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,499
OOH! EEE! AAH! OW!
393
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,874
QUIT, WILL YOU?
394
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,000
OOH! OW!
395
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,416
YEOW!
396
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:54,124
DARKWING!
397
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:57,749
HELP!
398
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,415
AN EFFECTIVE VILLAIN
NEVER SHOWS MERCY,
399
00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:03,457
WHICH IS WHY I'M A SUPERHERO.
400
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,332
LOOK AT THIS CAPE.
401
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,875
IS THERE A BIG AND
TALL OUTLET HERE?