♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
[GOSALYN] WHAT A DRAG.
WHO WANTS TO ANALYZE PLANTS FOR A SCIENCE PROJECT?
THIS IS BORING.
I COULD BE RIDDING ST. CANARD OF EVILDOERS.
WHAT WAS WRONG WITH MY SCIENCE PROJECT IDEA?
MR. AVERY SAID SQUIDS AND PLUTONIUM DON'T MIX.
THEY'D BE FUN AT PARTIES.
PLANTS ARE BORING.
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR DARKWING DAD.
GOSALYN, YOU DON'T HEAR ME COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING BORED.
BECAUSE YOU'RE A PARENT.
I KNOW THE VALUE OF EDUCATION.
DARKWING DUCK'S POWER IS HIS INTELLECT,
HIS AMAZING POWERS OF DEDUCTION.
NAME?
REGINALD BUSHROOT.
OCCUPATION?
PLANT MANAGER.
GET IT, SPIKE?
PLANT MAN... SPIKE?
OH, POOR SPIKE.
I NEVER DREAMT MY FERTILIZER WOULD SHRINK YOU.
BUT WITH THIS NEW EXPERIMENTAL FERTILIZER,
I CAN RESTORE YOU TO YOUR FULL SIZE.
"WARNING! THIS UNTESTED POWERFUL FERTILIZER
"WILL CAUSE YOUR PLANTS TO GROW LIKE CRAZY
OR KILL THEM INSTANTLY."
COME ON.
OPEN UP.
OH, DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.
OW!
FINE. I'LL PROVE IT WON'T HURT YOU.
HERE YOU GROW, MY LITTLE FRIEND.
WOW!
I'VE CREATED A REGULAR ARNOLD OLEANDER.
[BARKS]
COME ON. COME ON. DON'T FIGHT.
OOH, ISN'T HE MARVELOUS, SPIKE?
SUCH A TRULY AWESOME BLOSSOM.
[GRRR!]
[BUSHROOT] THIS FERTILIZER IS THE GREATEST.
I KNOW THAT INSIPID VOICE.
IT'S THAT WEED-WIMP BUSHROOT.
[DARKWING] I'M THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I'M THE WEED-WHACKER IN THE GARDEN OF EVIL.
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
YOU'D BETTER GET TOUGH IN A HURRY, BUSHROOT.
I DON'T HAVE TO.
MY DAISY ALREADY IS.
HUH? IT'S A GOOD THING
FLOWERS ARE SO GENTLE AND HARMLESS.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
AAH!
[BUSHROOT] WAY TO GROW, DAISY!
THAT'S SHOWING HIM FLOWER POWER!
[SQUEALING]
GOSALYN!
OVER THERE. WEED KILLER.
GOT IT, HONK.
I DID IT, GOS!
WHOA! WHOA!
HEY, YOU, THAT'S FIGHTING DIRTY.
COME ON, LET'S DO SOME GARDENING.
WE BETTER MAKE LIKE A TREE AND LEAVE.
WAS THAT AN EXAMPLE OF YOUR STUNNING INTELLECT
OR YOUR DYNAMIC SENSE OF DEDUCTION?
MAYBE I HAVE BEEN FAVORING BRAINS OVER BRAWN,
NOT THAT I'M NOT IN GREAT SHAPE.
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
O.K., YOU PUNY TRAINEES, FALL IN!
YOU'LL WORK, SWEAT, AND FEEL THE BURN.
YOU'LL BEG ME TO QUIT.
HEY. NO PAIN, NO GAIN.
I CAN TAKE ANYTHING YOU CAN DISH OUT.
HOW ABOUT CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM?
WHY DOES "LUNCHPAD" GET TO CHOW DOWN AND NOT ME?
HOW WOULD YOU HOLD THE SPOON?
YOU KNOW THE ROUTINE. GET STARTED.
1...
2...
3!
HEY, YOU'RE DOING GREAT, D.W.
TIME TO BUILD UP YOUR STOMACH.
BUT...
THAT COMES LATER.
100 SIT-UPS, LET'S GO.
LIKE YOU SAID, NO PAIN, NO GAIN.
VERY NICE.
NOW DAD.
SORRY, D.W.
HAH! THIS ISN'T SO HARD.
YOU REALLY GOT INTO GREAT SHAPE, D.W.
I'M A NEW DUCK, LAUNCHPAD.
I'LL TEACH THAT ROTTEN ROOT ABOUT CONDITIONING.
LOOKING GOOD, DAD.
THAT'S BECAUSE I EXERCISE AND EAT RIGHT.
YECCHH! UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE AROUND HERE.
GET SOME NUTS AND TOFU FROM THE KITCHEN.
EWW! I'LL STICK WITH CHOCOLATE YIP-YAPS.
SNACK TIME, HONK!
HONKMAN, YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME INDOORS.
YES, SIR. BUT I WAS JUST EXAMINING THE FERTILIZER.
IT'S UNUSUALLY STRONG.
PLUG YOUR NOSE AND FORGET IT.
YOU KIDS SHOULD GET OUTSIDE.
BREATHE FRESH AIR.
[HONKER] IT'S DARK OUT, SIR.
HONKER'S TRYING TO HELP.
I DON'T NEED HELP.
I'LL FIGHT BUSHROOT AND HIS ASSOCIATE SOON AS I FIND THEM.
TO GET MORE FERTILIZER,
HE'LL HAVE TO RETURN TO THE ARBORETUM.
I WONDER IF HE MIGHT RETURN TO THE ARBORETUM!
WITH THIS FERTILIZER,
I'LL MAKE A BOMBASTIC BOUQUET TO DO MY DIRTY WORK.
IT'S HARVEST TIME, YOU LOW-LIFE LEGUME!
YOU'VE SOILED THIS TOWN LONG ENOUGH, BUSHROOT.
HYAH!
MY FLOWER IS FLOUNDERING.
HAD ENOUGH, PETAL-HEAD?
HEY! NO FAIR!
THAT'S WHAT I CALL A PISTIL-PACKIN' PETAL-HEAD!
TCH! NO MATTER.
THE BIGGER THEY ARE,
THEY HARDER THEY...
POUND ME INTO THE GROUND.
AND THE FINAL SCORE,
PLANTS 1, DARKWING DUCK, A BASKET CASE.
WHEW! HE'S REALLY STUCK.
I HATE TO PRY, BUT...
FLATTENED BY A FLOWER.
HOW HUMILIATING.
WHAT YOU GOT, HONK?
THIS FERTILIZER'S VERY UNSTABLE,
BUT IT PROMOTES INCREDIBLE GROWTH IN LIVING CELLS,
DRASTICALLY INCREASING THEIR STRENGTH.
THERE'S NO TELLING HOW IT'LL AFFECT A DUCK.
NONSENSE. THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
I FEEL...
I... I FEEL...
I FEEL...
NOTHING.
I GUESS IT ONLY WORKS ON...
[MUTTERING]
WHEN YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU FEEL GOOD.
I LOOK GREAT!
I'M INVINCIBLE!
[GOSALYN] DAD! BE CAREFUL!
DON'T WORRY!
IT'S TIME FOR ACTION!
BUT YOUR CONDITION IS HIGHLY UNSTABLE.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR DEDUCTION AND ANALYTICAL THINKING?
THAT STUFF'S FOR EGGHEADS. NO OFFENSE, HONKER.
NONE TAKEN, SIR.
A MANLY DUCK TAKES DIRECT ACTION.
BUT YOU GOT NO TRANSPORTATION, D.W.
PLEASE. VEHICLES ARE FOR WIMPS.
AND DARKWING DUCK IS NO WIMP!
DON'T WORRY. HE'S STILL FALLING.
DAD!
IT'S TIME TO CLIP BUSHROOT.
I'M MARKETING VIDEOTAPES OF MY WORKOUT PROGRAM.
BETTER LOOK AT THIS BEFORE GETTING TOO EXCITED.
I GAVE THESE RATS BUSHROOT'S FERTILIZER.
IT GAVE THEM MUSCLES, LIKE THE DAISY AND YOUR DAD.
SO FORGET THE WORKOUT PROGRAM.
WE'LL SELL THE FERTILIZER.
OH!
HOW YOU GOING TO FIND BUSHROOT?
EASY. I'LL JUST GO DOOR TO DOOR.
AAH!
WHOA! I MEAN, OOPS. SORRY.
I'LL FIND THAT SHREWISH SHRUB
IF I HAVE TO LIFT EVERY BUILDING.
[CHOMPING AND MUNCHING]
NOW, DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL JUST TAKE A FEW CUTTINGS.
THIS WILL HURT ME MORE THAN YOU.
[BELCH]
YOU CAN'T TEACH PLANTS ANY MANNERS NOWADAYS.
THERE. THAT WASN'T SO BAD, WAS IT?
AT LAST I'VE GOT A FAMILY AND SOMEONE TO DO MY DIRTY WORK.
ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL, SPIKE?
[GRRR!]
FUN IS FUN.
WE JUST CAN'T CRUISE AROUND ALL DAY, CAN WE?
[BELCH]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
I SO LOVE TEA, DON'T YOU?
OH, YES. QUITE.
FIRST THE FLOWERS ARE THRASHED INTO LITTLE TEA LEAVES.
I JUST ADORE THE WAY
TEA LEAVES ARE CRAMMED FORCEFULLY
INTO CONVENIENT LITTLE BAGS.
WE HAVE A VERY PEACEFUL JOB, DON'T YOU AGREE?
I'M IN NO POSITION TO CONCUR, OLD BOY.
IT'S GOOD THAT FLOWERS ARE SO GENTLE AND HARMLESS.
WHAT CLEVER, SNEAKY TRICK WILL YOU USE ON BUSHROOT?
HOW ABOUT THIS ENTRANCE LINE?
"I'M THE SNAIL THAT WASTES ALL YOUR LEAVES"?
PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
PSYCHOLOGICAL TRICKS ARE FOR WIMPS!
TIME TO DO A LITTLE OLD-FASHIONED WEED-PULLING.
UH-OH, THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
I DIDN'T REALIZE
THE MIXTURE WAS THIS UNSTABLE.
THIS IS HORRIBLE!
WE CAN'T SELL IT NOW.
EVERYBODY WILL WANT THEIR MONEY BACK.
THERE'S A BIGGER PROBLEM, GOSALYN.
YOUR DAD USED THIS FERTILIZER.
IMAGINE WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HIM.
NO! NO!
NOT THE LIMES!
AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T CALL US LIMEYS.
YOU CAN'T BLAME THEM
JUST BECAUSE TEA IS MADE FROM PLANTS.
UH, GUYS?
TROUBLE'S BREWING, LEAF-LIPS.
SHE LOVES ME.
SHE LOVES ME NOT.
SHE LOVES ME.
[GRRR!]
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, PETAL-HEAD.
OH, NO!
MY PHYSIQUE'S BECOMING WEAK.
AND I'M UP THE CREEK.
HANG ON, D.W.
WHOA! I WOULDN'T CALL THOSE ATHLETE'S FEET.
YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE.
NOW YOU'LL SEE.
WHEN THAT KETTLE WHISTLES,
BOILING WATER WILL FILL THIS CUP.
THEN WE CAN ENJOY SOME NICE DUCK TEA.
THIS BAG WON'T BUDGE.
I GUESS A WATCHED KETTLE NEVER BOILS, RIGHT, GUYS?
NOW WHERE'S EVERYBODY GOING?
COME ON, GUYS. I WANT TO WATCH.
I NEVER HAVE ANY FUN.
[DARKWING] WHEN I GET OUT,
I'LL TEAR THOSE FLOWERS LEAF FROM STEM.
SPIKE! COME, SPIKE!
SPIKE!
RELAX, LAUNCHPAD,
I'LL SAVE YOU BEFORE THAT KETTLE WHISTLES.
[WHISTLES]
PROBABLY.
UH-OH. UH-OH.
WHOA!
I LIKE A HOT BATH, BUT NOT STEAM CLEANING.
WE'VE GOT TO STOP BUSHROOT AND HIS PALS
BEFORE THEY TURN THIS CITY TO MULCH.
YOU'RE SURE THIS FERTILIZER WILL WORK, HONK?
UH, NO.
THEY WENT THIS WAY.
WE GOT TO FIND DAD.
WE'LL TURN THIS WHOLE PARK
INTO A PLANTS-ONLY PARADISE.
WHAT'S THE PLAN, D.W.?
THE PLAN? THAT'S RIGHT, I MAKE PLANS.
I'M THE SHREWD TERROR THAT OUTSMARTS IN THE NIGHT.
I'M DARKWING, THE DEDUCTING DUCK!
I'M NOT SURE I GOT THAT PLAN.
NEVER MIND. JUST FOLLOW ME.
HELP ME! HELP ME!
WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE SOME FOR THE FISHES?
[CRYING]
MY THREE SONS!
PREPARE TO BE JULIENNED, POTATO-HEAD.
AND I THOUGHT YOU HAD A BIG MOUTH BEFORE.
[GRRR]
THIS GUY WOULD MAKE SOME BOUTONNIERE.
[GRRR!]
YOU NEED A PICK-ME-UP, DARKWING.
IT WAS ONE HECK OF A THROW.
HAH! TAKE THAT, PETAL-HEAD!
[GRRR!]
[GOSALYN AND LAUNCHPAD] RUN, DARKWING!
HEY, YOUR ROOTS ARE SHOWING.
GO, MY DAISY DYNAMO, AND PLUCK THAT DUCK!
D.W., UP HERE!
POUR IT ON, LAUNCHPAD.
YIKES!
WHOOPS!
DON'T SHOOT!
TELL YOUR FLOWER TO LEAVE DARKWING ALONE
OR YOU'LL BE SUCKING WEED KILLER.
THANKS, SPIKE.
LET'S GO SEE DAISY FINISH OFF DIRT-WING.
OHH!
STUPID BEE, GET...
IT'S COMING. HERE'S MORE FERTILIZER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BRAIN NOT BRAWN, REMEMBER?
THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
LOOKS LIKE YOUR FLOWERS HAVE WILTED, HEDGE-HEAD.
[LAUNCHPAD] HANG ON, D.W.
NO! NO!
LAUNCHPAD, THE DAISY ALREADY RAN AWAY.
OH. HEH HEH.
I'LL BET THE VIEW'S GREAT UP THERE.
COME ON, SPIKE. LET'S GO.
WHAT A DISASTER.
AT LEAST I CAN DEPEND ON YOU, SPIKE, OLD BOY.
THIS BETTER WEAR OFF IN A HURRY.
YES, SIR.
IN THE CRIME-FIGHTING GAME, BRAWN HELPS,
BUT IT'S BRAINS THAT MAKE THE REAL DIFFERENCE.
[GOSALYN] CALLING DARKWING DUCK!
MORE PAYING CUSTOMERS.
O.K. FINE.
YOU'VE GOT THE MOST POPULAR SCIENCE PROJECT IN SCHOOL.
YEP, YEP, YEP.
AHH.
AND THIS SKATEBOARD IDEA TURNS A COOL PROFIT.
[GOSALYN] JUST THINK, NEXT YEAR WE CAN DO ICE SKATING.
IT'S A LIVING.