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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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[SNORING]
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[GLASS BREAKS]
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[EXPLOSION]
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OH, DARKWING, IT'S YOU.
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I THOUGHT...
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING...
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STOP HIM!
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STOP HIM!
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DARKWING DUCK ROBBED THE BANK!
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HEY!
DARKWING DUCK STOLE MY GIRL!
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EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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DARKWING DUCK STEALS...
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ALL MY PAPERS.
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HA HA HA!
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THAT SHOULD KEEP
MY LOOK-ALIKE BUSY.
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MAYBE PRETENDING
TO BE DARKWING DUCK
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IS A ROTTEN TRICK,
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BUT THEN...
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I'M NEGADUCK...
A ROTTEN KIND OF GUY!
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HA HA HA!
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DARKWING DUCK,
HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU?
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NO NEED. IT WAS MERELY
ANOTHER HEROIC RESCUE
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BY ST. CANARD'S FAVORITE HERO.
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NEXT TIME YOUR CAT'S UP A TREE,
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JUST BORROW A LADDER, O.K.?
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DID I MENTION PRINCESS HATES
BEING HELD BY STRANGERS?
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IS THAT TRUE, PRETTY PRINCESS?
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[SCREECH]
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HEY!
THAT LOOKS LIKE DARKWING DUCK!
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IT'S YET ANOTHER
BRANCH OF MY FAN CLUB
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BEGGING FOR AUTOGRAPHED PHOTOS.
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O.K. ONE PHOTO PER CUSTOMER.
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[YELLING]
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O.K. TWO PER CUSTOMER.
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THREE?
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10! 15!
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TAKE THEM ALL!
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[PANTING]
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I DON'T GET IT.
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WHY DOES EVERYONE
WANT TO KILL ME?
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TONIGHT'S SPECIAL REPORT.
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DARKWING DUCK...
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EVIL LUNATIC OR CRAZED VILLAIN?
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EVIL LUNATIC OR CRA...
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CRAZED VILLAIN?
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THAT'S RIGHT... VILLAIN.
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DARKWING DUCK HAS CROSSED
OVER INTO THE CRIME WORLD.
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HE'S SOUGHT BY THE AUTHORITIES
FOR NUMEROUS CRIMES,
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INCLUDING ARSON, BURGLARY,
HIJACKING, KIDNAPPING,
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CAT-KICKING, INSIDER-TRADING,
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AND SPITTING ON THE SIDEWALK.
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NO WONDER THE MAYOR'S OFFERING
A REWARD OF $1 MILLION!
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IMPOSSIBLE!
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THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
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I'M WORTH 10 MILLION!
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IT'S DARKWING DUCK!
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I KNEW I SHOULD'VE
VOTED FOR GUN CONTROL.
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WHY HAVE YOU SENT FOR
ME, DIRECTOR LUTHER?
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AGENT GRYZLIKOV,
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WE MUST FIND DARKWING
DUCK BEFORE...
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OUCH.
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THE MILLION BUGS WILL BE MINE!
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THAT'S BUCKS. MILLION BUCKS.
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AGENT GRYZLIKOV,
RELEASE DARKWING AT ONCE.
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HE'S INNOCENT OF WRONGDOING.
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HOW ARE YOU KNOWING THIS, SIR?
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HE IS KNOWING BECAUSE MY
CHARACTER IS TOO GREAT
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AND BECAUSE MY MORAL
FIBER IS TOO TOUGH.
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IT'S BECAUSE WE WERE PLAYING
PARCHEESI WHEN THE CRIMES OCCURRED.
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OH, WELL, THAT, TOO, YEAH.
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SINCE THE ENTIRE CITY
THINKS YOU'RE A CRIMINAL,
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YOU'LL NEED A DISGUISE.
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THAT'S WHERE DR. SARA BELLUM'S
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NEW MOLECUMORPHIC
DISGUISER RAY COMES IN.
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IT CAN COMPLETELY ALTER
ANYONE'S APPEARANCE.
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YI YI YI!
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DUCK IS LOOKING SAME
STUPID AS LIKE BEFORE.
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HE DIDN'T EXPLODE
LIKE THE OTHERS.
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LOOK!
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HE IS HAVING CONTRAPTIONS!
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WHAT YOU ARE STARING AT?
FOOD IN TEETH?
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, DARKWING?
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WHY ARE YOU CALLING
ME, DARKWING, SIR?
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BRRR!
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WELL, I MUST HAVE NODDED OFF.
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I DREAMT I WAS GRYZLIKOV.
YECCHH! AAH!
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THAT WAS NO DREAM, DARKWING.
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APPARENTLY, THIS RAY DOES MORE
THAN CHANGE YOUR APPEARANCE.
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YOU ACTUALLY WERE GRYZLIKOV
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OR A REASONABLE FACSIMILE.
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OH, I SMELL NOBEL!
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DR. BELLUM,
ZAP DARKWING BACK TO NORMAL
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BEFORE HE CHANGES AGAIN.
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
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UH-OH.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, UH-OH?
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DON'T WORRY, DARKWING...
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I'LL HAVE IT FIXED
IN TWO SHAKES.
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LET GO OF THAT WIRE, YOU TWIT!
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WELL, THERE GOES MY NOBEL PRIZE.
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BRRR!
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DR. BELLUM, I WAS YOU, WASN'T I?
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INDEED. YOU TURN INTO
WHOMEVER YOU'RE LOOKING AT.
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NOW WHAT DO I DO?
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WELL,
YOU CAN WEAR THIS BLINDFOLD.
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GEE, DAD,
CAN YOU TURN INTO ANYTHING?
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CAN YOU TURN INTO A
RADIOACTIVE ALIEN SLUG ZOMBIE?
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NO. IT HAS TO BE
SOMETHING I'M LOOKING AT.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD
WEAR A BLINDFOLD.
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I'M NOT WEARING A BLINDFOLD.
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I'M NOT WAITING TILL
THAT RAY'S FIXED.
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I'LL TELL THE POLICE THAT
NEGADUCK'S COMMITTING THE CRIMES.
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AAH!
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GEE...
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WHERE'S D.W.?
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[GASPS]
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OH, NO!
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MY DAD'S A CHIHUAHUA!
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[ARF ARF]
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WE BETTER STOP HIM!
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D.W. HASN'T HAD ALL HIS SHOTS.
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HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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NICE, DADDY, DADDY!
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HERE, BOY! HERE, D.W.!
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[WHISTLES]
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OHH.
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OH, MAN,
THIS IS BETTER THAN I PLANNED.
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"DARKWING DUCK WANTED
DEAD OR ALIVE."
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AND THERE'S $1 MILLION
REWARD TO BOOT!
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I CAN CRUSH DARKWING
AND GET PAID FOR IT!
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LITTERING, NEGADUCK?
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THERE'S A FINE FOR THAT.
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SO?
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LET THEM DEDUCT IT.
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SHH!
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THE BABY IS SLEEPING.
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SORRY, MA'AM.
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AH GOO!
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AH GOO?
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EWW! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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WHO CARES WHAT HAPPENED?
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I'VE STILL GOT HIM.
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HEY, IT'S DARKWING DUCK!
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I FOUND HIM. HE'S MINE.
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THOUGHT YOU'D FOOL US
WITH THAT YELLOW SUIT?
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DARKWING, UNHAND THAT BABY NOW.
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HUH?
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NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
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I'M NOT DARKWING.
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HE'S DARKWING.
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AH GOO GOO!
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HEH HEH HEH.
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NO, REALLY.
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NOW, LOOK,
IT'S ALL JUST A BIG MIS...
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GOO GOO GOO!
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HEE HEE HEE!
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GOO GOO GOO.
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GOO GOO GOO.
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GA GA GOO GOO.
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GOO GOO GA GA.
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MILLION BUCKS!
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OUCH! WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?
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THESE WANTED POSTERS
ARE EVERYWHERE.
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WHY, IT'S OUTRAGEOUS!
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IT'S CRIMINAL! IT'S...
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NOT A BAD LIKENESS, ACTUALLY.
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AHA!
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NEGADUCK!
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HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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STOP SCREAMING.
MY DARKWING CHUTE WILL SAVE US.
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I'LL JUST ATTACH IT TO
THE BIKE AND PRESTO!
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O.K.
YOU CAN START SCREAMING AGAIN.
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AAH!
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THIS IS TERRIBLE.
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WHAT IF MY DAD'S STUCK
BEING A DOG FOREVER?
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WE'LL PUT IN A DOGGY DOOR.
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GOSALYN, LAUNCHPAD,
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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YOU TALKED!
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FINALLY, IT MUST BE WEARING OFF.
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DAD, YOU'RE NOT A DOG!
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WHEW! THAT'S A RELIEF.
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NOW I CAN HAVE THESE CANINE
CRUNCHIES ALL TO MYSELF.
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WHICH REMINDS ME, GOSALYN,
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A...
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HEY, I'M TWINS!
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ANYONE FOR A LITTLE
HOUSE HOCKEY?
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CHECK IT OUT!
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WHOA!
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GOAL!
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WOW! THAT WAS MY RICOCHET
ROCKET BANK SHOT.
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THAT GOT ME BARRED
FROM THE ICE RINK.
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BRRR!
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I WAS YOU?
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OH, BOY.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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I'M GOING TO CHANGE.
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NOT AGAIN!
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I MEAN I'M GOING TO
CHANGE MY CLOTHES.
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HOW DO I LOOK?
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JUST LIKE YOUR POSTER.
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THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.
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JUST KNOWING THAT THE
CITY THINKS I'M A CRIMINAL
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MAKES ME FEEL SO...
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SO... UH...
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MAKES ME FEEL SO HUNGRY.
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HEY, ME, TOO! HUNGRY FOR...
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HAMBURGER HIPPO!
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♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY,
DON'T BE A DIPPO ♪
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♪ TRUCK ON DOWN TO THE
SIGN OF THE HIPPO ♪♪
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[WHISTLE]
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EXCUSE ME,
BUT I WANT MY DAD BACK!
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NO PROB, GOS. I'LL FIND D.W.
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AFTER ALL, I AM HIS SIDEKICK.
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NO, WAIT!
DON'T TAKE THE THUNDERQUACK!
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YOU MIGHT HURT SOMEBODY.
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WELL, LET'S SEE.
249
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IF I WERE D.W.,
WHERE WOULD I BE?
250
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BRRR!
251
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:16,333
YIPE!
252
00:13:16,334 --> 00:13:20,583
WHAT AM I DOING? I CAN'T FLY!
253
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LET'S SEE...
254
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IF I WERE DARKWING...
255
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WHERE WOULD I BE?
256
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BINGO!
257
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O.K., DARKWING.
258
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COME TO PAPA!
259
00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:37,415
DAD, ARE YOU O.K.?
260
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:42,332
ASIDE FROM SUSTAINING MASSIVE
INTERNAL INJURIES IN A PLANE CRASH
261
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:46,332
AND BEING CHASED BY THE
ARMY, THE NAVY,
262
00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:50,374
AND A GIRL SCOUT TROOP
WITH PINKING SHEARS,
263
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,249
YEAH, I'M JUST PEACHY.
264
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,582
WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE HURT.
265
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,707
HA HA HA!
266
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HURT? ME?
267
00:13:58,208 --> 00:13:59,375
HAH!
268
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,499
OH, WHAT'S THE USE?
269
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,707
WHENEVER I'M ABOUT
TO CATCH NEGADUCK,
270
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BOING!
I TURN INTO SOMETHING AWFUL.
271
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:12,707
I MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP.
272
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,457
YOU CAN'T, D.W.
273
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:18,832
YOU'VE GOT TO FIND NEGADUCK
AND PROVE YOU'RE INNOCENT.
274
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:22,707
HOW? WHO KNOWS WHERE
HE'LL STRIKE NEXT?
275
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I'LL BET HE DOES.
276
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OF COURSE!
277
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:30,624
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
278
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:34,249
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS LOOK HERE.
279
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NEXT TIME I CHANGE,
I'LL BECOME NEGADUCK.
280
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:41,875
THEN I'LL KNOW
EXACTLY WHERE HE IS.
281
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,707
WHOA. NICE TIMING, D.W.
282
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:48,957
HA HA HA!
283
00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:54,250
SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK
THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.
284
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:57,082
HELLO, DARKWING. GOOD NEWS.
285
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,832
THE RAY'S FIXED.
286
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:02,165
DARKWING WON'T BE
NEEDING ANY RAY.
287
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:05,291
HE'LL NEED... AN AMBULANCE!
288
00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:10,124
AND NOW, HEH HEH HEH...
289
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:13,707
WANT TO PLAY MOTH AND THE FLAME?
290
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:15,582
HA HA HA!
291
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,583
HA HA HA!
292
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:29,165
RELAX. THIS WILL BE LIKE
BARBECUING HOT DOGS,
293
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,832
ONLY YOU'LL BE THE WEENIE!
294
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,208
AAH!
295
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:40,332
HA HA! YOU'RE NOT
GETTING OFF THAT EASY.
296
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,207
BLAST IT! WHERE DID THEY GO?
297
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:46,624
BAH, THOSE TWO AREN'T
WORTH THE TROUBLE.
298
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:50,290
BESIDES,
I'VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY.
299
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:52,832
HA HA HA!
300
00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:55,749
LAUNCHPAD,
WE BETTER FIND DR. BELLUM.
301
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:58,124
SHE'LL MAKE DAD NORMAL.
302
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:01,582
YEAH, BUT HOW WILL WE FIND D.W.?
303
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:06,291
I THINK WE'LL PICK UP HIS TRAIL.
304
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,832
MEANWHILE,
TONIGHT'S TOP STORY...
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00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:13,415
THE DARKWING CRISIS, DAY ONE.
306
00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:17,707
DARKWING DUCK HAS CROSSED
OVER INTO THE CRIME WORLD.
307
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:19,582
POLICE NEED A BREAK.
308
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:23,082
A BREAK?
WHEN I CATCH THE POLLYANNA,
309
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,624
I'LL BREAK ALL HIS BONES...
310
00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:27,000
TWICE!
311
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:32,957
I'LL NEVER USE A CANNERY
FOR A HIDEOUT AGAIN,
312
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:36,832
ALTHOUGH I DO LIKE
THE ROTTEN SMELL.
313
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:40,207
DISGUISING YOURSELF AS
ME, EH, DARKWING?
314
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,707
IT'LL NEVER WORK.
315
00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:42,874
WHAT?
316
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:46,582
YOU'RE DARKWING DISGUISED AS ME.
317
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:52,165
THERE AIN'T ROOM IN THIS
TOWN FOR BOTH OF ME.
318
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:53,707
I'LL MASH YOU!
319
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,249
OH, YEAH?
320
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:59,207
I'LL MASH YOU, SMASH
YOU, AND TRASH YOU!
321
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,707
OH, YEAH?
322
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:01,708
YEAH!
323
00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:03,416
OH, YEAH?
324
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:06,624
YEAH, YEAH!
325
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,750
HAH!
326
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:12,708
HAH!
327
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:16,999
HAH HAH HAH!
328
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,707
STOP!
329
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:22,457
DOCTOR, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
ZAP HIM!
330
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,999
WHICH HIM DO I ZAP?
331
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,416
OH, WELL.
EENY, MEENY, MINY, ZAP.
332
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,458
DUCK FLAMBE.
333
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,832
WHEW!
334
00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:43,957
HIT THE WRONG DUCK, DID WE?
335
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:48,875
DARKWING, I'M A DOCTOR,
NOT A DUCK PICKER.
336
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:56,999
IT'S MY FAVORITE CANNED
FISH MASCOT WACKY MACKEREL.
337
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,124
♪ WHEN YOUR QUACK IS
LESS THAN QUACKERO ♪
338
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,957
♪ WHEN YOUR JAIL HAS
LOST OUR JACKERO ♪
339
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:02,707
♪ WHEN YOU CRAVE A
LITTLE SNACKERO ♪
340
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:05,290
♪ WHY NOT EAT SOME FISH ♪♪
341
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:10,249
YOU'RE NOT TAP DANCING
YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE.
342
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,291
AWK!
343
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,999
COME ON. LET'S MOVE IT.
344
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,250
WHO'S THIS PUSHY KID?
345
00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:23,457
HEE-YAH!
346
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,416
OW!
347
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:30,749
HAD ENOUGH, NEGADUCK?
348
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:34,082
YOU CAN'T WIN IN A FAIR FIGHT.
349
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:36,458
SO WHO FIGHTS FAIR?
350
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,624
WAIT A MINUTE.
351
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:47,458
MAYBE I CAN TURN
THIS TO MY ADVANTAGE.
352
00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:00,708
OW!
353
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:07,000
ARR! WATCH IT, MATEY!
354
00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:17,083
AHOY!
355
00:19:17,084 --> 00:19:18,999
IT'S CHOW TIME!
356
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,375
OUCH! OW! OW!
357
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,291
COME BACK HERE!
358
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,707
AVAST THERE, MATEY!
359
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,207
WHERE'S ME LOBSTER?
360
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:34,458
YIPE!
361
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,999
HERE. GIVE ME THAT RAY.
362
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,458
DON'T WORRY. I'LL HELP.
363
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,375
GOSALYN, NO!
364
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:53,583
KEEN GEAR! COOL RAY GUN!
365
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,958
THAT'S RIGHT,
LITTLE MISS DARKWING.
366
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:12,166
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR
A LITTLE DOCK HOCKEY.
367
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:19,875
NICE TRY, SQUIRT.
368
00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:25,083
UH-OH.
369
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:35,124
GOAL!
370
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:38,415
YAHOO! THE OLD RICOCHET
ROCKET BANK SHOT
371
00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:40,708
GETS THEM EVERY TIME.
372
00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:57,416
OH, NO! NOW WHAT DID I DO?
373
00:20:58,416 --> 00:20:59,957
NEVER FEAR.
374
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,957
ONCE AGAIN, DARKWING DUCK,
375
00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:05,374
THAT PARAGON OF LAW AND
ORDER, TRIUMPHS.
376
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:07,707
[SIRENS]
377
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,458
THE COPS!
378
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:13,874
HOLD IT, DARKWING!
379
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:17,332
AH! SO GLAD TO SEE YOU, OFFICER.
380
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:21,832
I'VE GOT YOUR PUBLIC ENEMY
NUMBER ONE RIGHT HERE.
381
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:25,874
BEHOLD! MY COSTUME AND
MY DEVILISH DOUBLE,
382
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,332
NEGADUCK!
383
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:30,415
CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE
US, DARKWING?
384
00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:33,208
AH, FORGET IT, BOYS.
385
00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:37,290
RIGHT NOW, I'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE
386
00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:41,458
THIS DOESN'T FALL
INTO THE WRONG HANDS.
387
00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:54,999
YAA! YAA!
388
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,290
UH-OH.
389
00:21:57,291 --> 00:22:01,624
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
390
00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:04,707
OH, BOY.
391
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:07,957
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
392
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:09,958
OH!