♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
ON ST. CANARD TONIGHT
I'LL COMPARE THOSE MEN OF MYSTERY.
WHO UPHOLD JUSTICE WITH FEATS OF DARING.
TOPPING THE LIST IS, OF COURSE...
GIZMODUCK!
YES! GIZMODUCK.
OH, PUH-LEASE.
WHAT CAN WE SAY.
ABOUT THAT WONDERFUL, HEROIC,
AWE-INSPIRING, ONE-OF-A-KIND...
GIZMODUCK?
I'M GONNA BE SICK.
SHH, DAD!
LOOK, IT'S YOU.
SO, SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST, EH?
WAAAAAY AT THE BOTTOM OF OUR LIST.
IS, UM, UH...
DARK... WORM DUCK!
THAT'S DARKWING! DARKWING!
THAT DARKWORM DUCK RAN OVER MY FOOT.
HE SHOULD BE ARRESTED.
HEY! SHE WAS JAYWALKING.
I WAS AFTER FELONS.
HE SCARES ME.
HE GIVES US NIGHTMARES.
THE VIDEO STORE'S HORROR SECTION IS KEEPING THEM AWAKE.
HE KNOCKED A BUILDING RIGHT FROM UNDER ME.
DAD! HEY!
DON'T MENTION THE BUILDING WAS A HIDEOUT
FOR TWO DESPICABLE DESPERADOES!
OH, GIZMODUCK.
HMPH!
WHAT A JOKE.
IT MAKES ME LAUGH.
I'D LIKE SOME UNDERSTANDING
FROM THE CITIZENS
FOR WHOM I RISK MY NECK.
I ONLY WANT RESPECT.
I'M JUST MISUNDERSTOOD.
YOU'RE MYSTERIOUS.
YOU'RE THE TERROR THAT FLAPS.
BUT NO ONE'S SURE WHY I FLAP.
THE POLICE THINK I'M A CROOK.
YOU'VE GOT AN IMAGE PROBLEM.
GOOD THING I'M YOUR DAUGHTER.
THIS REQUIRES A COMPLETE IMAGE MAKEOVER.
I LIKE MY MYSTERIOUS IMAGE.
BUT YOU NEED AN IMAGE THAT THE PEOPLE WANT.
WHAT I NEED IS AN IMAGE THE PEOPLE WANT!
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
WHY ARE WE WAITING?
LET'S GET CREATIVE.
O.K., DAD. TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.
I'M THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I'M THE PIT BULL
THAT BITES THE ANKLE OF CRIME.
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
PRETTY DARNED EFFECTIVE, I'D SAY.
YOU HAVE ZERO PROFILE
AS THE CURRENT DARKWING DUCK.
YOU'VE GOT NO SPIN.
I'M A SPINNIN' FOOL.
JUST WATCH ME!
AHA!
NOPE. THE SMOKE'S GOT TO GO.
THE CAPE'S JUST NOT HAPPENING.
NO BLUE SMOKE? NO CAPIE?
SMOKE DOESN'T SKEW WELL WITH THOSE 18 TO 49.
ECOLOGY CONCERNS, YOU UNDERSTAND.
CAPES ARE OLD HAT WITH THE OVER-65 CROWD.
I KNEW THAT.
LOSE THIS.
NOT MY HAT!
THERE'S LOTS TO DO, DAD.
THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE.
LET'S CHECK OUT THE WARDROBE.
NICE. MAJOR, HIGH-PROFILE SUIT!
ISN'T IT KINDA FRILLY?
GOS WANTED RUFFLES.
RUFFLES ARE BIG WITH ELDERLY LADIES.
GRANNY WILL BE THRILLED.
INSTEAD OF YOUR SMOKE BOMB, TRY THESE.
FLOWER PETALS?
81.6% OF THE PEOPLE REGARD FLOWER PETALS
AS 100% NONTHREATENING.
MAKE YOUR ENTRANCE AGAIN.
WE'LL PROMPT YA.
OH! YEAH.
OH, HELP! BAD GUYS ARE AROUND ME.
HYAH!
NO, NO, NO. TOO BRASH!
BE EMPATHETIC, APPEALING.
AHEM.
I AM THE TERROR...
GOOD.
I AM THE GOOD THAT FLAPS...
FLUTTERS.
I AM THE GOOD THAT FLUTTERS?
I AM THE GOOD THAT FLUTTERS IN THE NIGHT...
NO, DAY!
I AM THE GOOD THAT FLUTTERS IN THE DAY?
IT PLAYS!
IT SKEWS!
IT'LL PLAY IN PEORIA, MAYBE EVEN ST. CANARD!
OH, REALLY? YOU THINK SO, HUH?
WELL, THEN, LET'S GET...
RESPECTABLE.
UH, RIGHT.
RESPECTABLE.
YOU THINK "THE SWAN OF PEACE"
IS BETTER THAN "RATCATCHER"?
THINK ABOUT YOUR IMAGE.
PEOPLE WANT A HELPFUL HERO.
LET'S PUT IT IN THE GROUND AND SEE WHO DIGS IT.
THAT'S THE MARKETING SPIRIT, DAD!
IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE NEW DARKWING DUCK
TO HIS PUBLIC.
THERE!
I HAVE TO HELP AN OLD LADY ACROSS THE STREET?
CLICHES ARE CLICHES FOR A REASON!
YOU GOT TO BE HELPFUL.
OH, WELL... IF I HAVE TO.
AHEM.
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
MAY I BE HELPFUL?
STOP! HALT! BRAKE!
[HORNS HONK]
THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.
THAT WAS VERY HELPFUL.
MY PLEASURE, DEAR, SWEET LADY.
[COUGHING]
WE'LL DISPEL THE NIGHTMARE IMAGE HERE, DAD.
AHEM.
DARKWING DUCK HERE, KIDS.
HE GIVES US NIGHTMARES!
I'M HERE TO BE PALS.
LET ME JOIN THE FUN.
HOW ABOUT PLAYING SOME DODGEBALL?
HEY! I'M GAME.
WE'LL HAVE TO INVITE THIS GUY BACK AGAIN.
SURE! WHY NOT?
I LOVE GETTING DOWN WITH THE KIDS.
[LAUNCHPAD] THAT CRANE'S GONNA TOPPLE!
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
STAND ASIDE, SIR.
DARKWING DUCK IS THE PEOPLE'S PROTECTOR.
I'D SAY HE'S MORE THE PRINCE OF PAIN.
ST. CANARD CITIZENS!
IN DARKWING DUCK,
YOU HAVE A HELPFUL,
TRUSTWORTHY
PEOPLE'S PROTECTOR.
DARKWING'S NEW IMAGE ISN'T WORKING.
IF ONLY...
AAH!
FORK OVER THE PURSE.
AAH!
GET 'EM, DAD!
THIS IS A MAJOR PHOTO OPPORTUNITY.
I'M THE TERROR...
NO. THAT'S THE OLD YOU.
SORRY.
MINE! GIMME!
GIMME! MINE!
WELL. THIS IS STRANGE.
YEAH. I DON'T REMEMBER FLOWER PETALS IN TODAY'S FORECAST.
DO STOP. WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF JUSTICE?
I LEFT IT IN MY OTHER PANTS.
HEY, NICE BAG.
GIMME THAT!
GIMME!
OUCH.
WHY, YOU...
DARKWING, DON'T FORGET THE NONVIOLENT CONTINGENT SURVEY!
HUH? OH, YEAH.
POOR MISGUIDED SOUL.
I'M GOING TO TELL YOUR MOTHER ABOUT THIS.
[GULP]
MY MOTHER? YOU WOULDN'T.
OH, WOULDN'T I?
OH, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T.
HERE'S YOUR BAG OF PETALS, SIR,
YOU HELPFUL, TRUSTWORTHY PEOPLE PROTECTOR.
IF YOU PROMISE TO CHANGE YOUR WAYS,
WE'LL KEEP THIS INFRACTION OF JUSTICE BETWEEN US.
I PROMISE. I KISS YOUR FEET. THANK YOUSE.
MY, HE IS HELPFUL AFTER ALL.
HEY, HE'S NOT SO SCARY.
WHAT'S A LOUSY BUILDING
COMPARED TO A PEOPLE PROTECTOR?
YAY! YAY! YAY!
HOW ABOUT, "I'M THE GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW?"
BRILLIANT. THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
WHAT'S MY SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW?
AHEM. BREAKFAST AT 7:00...
I DON'T GET IT.
THE RAINBOW END'S GOLD?
NO. WHEN WILL YOU HAVE TIME
FOR STOPPING THE BAD GUYS?
ONCE THE ST. CANARD CRIMINAL ELEMENT TRUSTS THE NEW DARKWING DUCK,
CRIMES WILL STOP MULTIPLYING.
DIVIDE AND CONQUER. IT ADDS UP!
MY MATH'S TERRIBLE.
I'VE ALWAYS HATED EVERYTHING THAT GUY STANDS FOR,
BUT NOW THAT GOODY-TWO-SHOES HAS REALLY DONE IT!
HE'S SET HIMSELF UP GREAT,
AND I'LL KNOCK HIM DOWN
OR MY NAME ISN'T NEGADUCK!
HI, CHIEF. DARKWING DUCK HERE
TO OFFER YOUR WHOLE DEPARTMENT
A WELL-DESERVED TWO-WEEK VACATION.
I DON'T KNOW. PROTECTING A CITY'S A BIG JOB.
BUT AREN'T I THE HELPFUL, TRUSTWORTHY
PROTECTOR OF THE PEOPLE, HMM?
[CHEERING]
HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S GO.
AND THAT'S A WONDERFUL HAT.
YOU'RE SO HELPFUL AND TRUSTWORTHY, DARKWING DUCK. THANKS.
CATCH ME A BIG 'UN. TOODLES.
EXCUSE ME, SIR. IT'S A LATE PUBLIC OPINION BULLETIN.
YOUR PUBLIC SUPPORT IS UNPRECEDENTED IN ST. CANARD HISTORY.
EVEN... DARE I SAY?
DARE. DARE.
YOU'RE WEBBED FEET AND BILL ABOVE GIZMODUCK!
YES! I AM THE TRUTH!
OH, HOW THEY DO LOVE ME!
LOVE YOU ALL. MEAN IT.
[CHEERING]
YES, YES, ENJOY YOURSELVES. REVEL IN ME.
I'M HERE!
DARKWING!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, ST. CANARD CITIZENS!
IT'S MY HONOR TO PRESENT DARKWING DUCK
WITH THE KEY TO THE CITY
AND TO BESTOW UPON HIM
THE HONORARY TITLE OF MAYOR FOR A DAY!
[CHEERING]
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT WITH DARKWING DUCK IN CHARGE,
IT'LL BE THE CITY'S FINEST 24 HOURS.
KEY TO THE CITY, EH?
JUST WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
HE'S SO HELPFUL.
AND TRUSTWORTHY.
UH, HE'S THE PEOPLE'S PROTECTOR.
YOU MORONS. THE COPS ARE OUTTA TOWN!
WAKE UP! DARKWING DUCK'S NOTHING WE CAN'T HANDLE.
HEY, YEAH! ONCE A DOOFUS, ALWAYS A DOOFUS.
HA HA! YEAH, WHAT HE SAID.
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
[ALARM RINGS]
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
BOY, THIS IS FUN.
AND PROFITABLE.
PROFILE.
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY, D.W.
FROM ME? HA! CLOSE-UP!
QUICK, D.W.! THERE THEY GO!
GOSALYN, GOSALYN, MY BAG OF PETALS.
I AM THE TRUTH.
I AM THE SUPERNOVA AT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!
[CRASH]
I AM DARKWING SPEED BUMP.
HA HA HA HA!
STOP IN THE NAME OF DARKWING DUCK!
DON'T MAKE US LAUGH.
YEAH, DON'T MAKE US LAUGH.
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
A LITTLE LOWER, LAUNCHPAD.
HEY!
GOIN' OUR WAY?
STOP!
I AM THE PEOPLE'S...
PROTECTOR.
I'M DARKWING AUTO-DEPOSIT.
[BUZZ]
AS YOU PRESS MEMBERS CAN SEE,
ALL THE NEGATIVE ASPECTS OF SOCIETY
ARE LOCKED AWAY AS I PROMISED. ANY QUESTIONS?
ANYBODY HELP?
YES, A FEW CONCERNED CITIZENS LENT A HAND.
HAVE YOU STOPPED DIGGING POTHOLES
IN THE STREETS AFTER DARK?
WHAT? NO, I DIDN'T... I MEAN...
I BEEN LOOKIN' FOR WHO'S DOIN' THAT!
HAVE YOU STOPPED SKULKING OVER ROOFTOPS AT NIGHT
IN ORDER TO FRIGHTEN CHILDREN?
YES! I... NO, I HAVE... WHAT?
I'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!
OH, DARKWING, WHY HAVEN'T YOU STOPPED
RINGING PEOPLE'S DOORBELLS AND RUNNING?
HE'S THE ONE! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!
IS IT HOT HERE, OR IS IT JUST MOI?
[SHOUTING AT ONCE]
LOOK, BABIES LOVE ME.
WAH! WAH! WAH!
NO, WAIT. THIS IS A BAD DREAM.
MAMA!
MOM!
[SHOUTING]
WAH! WAH!
THAT CONCLUDES TODAY'S NEWS CONFERENCE.
I HAVE PRESSING BUSINESS.
[ANGRY SHOUTS]
THAT'S RIGHT.
HE'S ABOUT TO BE PRESSED OUT OF CIVIL SERVICE.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, CLEAN OUT THE CITY
AND BRING EVERYTHING TO ME.
HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HELP!
THAT SUCKER'S GOT OUR LOLLIPOPS.
HEY!
DAD?
MR. DARKWING?
OLLY OLLY OXEN-FREE!
I'M THE SUPERNOVA AT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE.
HE LET THE CRIMINALS GO
TO PLUNDER ST. CANARD.
THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
AND YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
NEGADUCK!
SEE FOR YOURSELVES.
HE'S GOT THE JAIL CELLS' KEY.
DOES ANYONE
NEED AN OUT-OF-WORK SUPERNOVA?
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURS!
THERE'S D.W.
LET'S GO HELP HIM.
IS THIS ANY WAY
TO TREAT THE PEOPLE'S PROTECTOR?
DARKWING DUCK!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FAIR CITY?
EVEN THOUGH MY TIME AS HONORARY MAYOR ISN'T QUITE UP,
THE CITY'S YOURS.
NO THANKS NECESSARY.
I'M CALLING THE POLICE! YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!
THERE GOES ALL OUR HARD WORK.
DAD, YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER.
HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID TO LET NEGADUCK TRICK ME?
YOU WERE BEING YOURSELF.
ANY IDIOT WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME.
THANKS.
HERE'S THE LATEST PUBLIC OPINION.
ANY HOPE OF SALVAGING WHAT'S LEFT
OF A BRILLIANT CAMPAIGN?
DARKWING DUCK IS PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
I'M NOT IN THIS FOR GLORY.
I CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
MAYBE WE NEED THE OLD DARKWING.
MAYBE WE NEED THE OLD DARKWING DUCK.
I'M THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
ONCE A TERROR, ALWAYS A TERROR.
YES!
I'M THE SCRUBBING BUBBLE TO CRIMINAL SCUM!
YES!
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
READY OR NOT, NEGADUCK, HERE I COME.
YES!
ALL RIGHT, NOW. LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
HOW I LOVE A GOOD, DESTRUCTIVE THUNDERSTORM.
THIS IS IT, NEGADUCK.
EXCELLENT. GOOD WORK.
HAUL IT OVER THERE.
THE BOYS ARE WAITING DOWNSTAIRS FOR THEIR SHARE.
TELL YOU WHAT,
I'LL HOLD A... GUILTY PARTY.
ALL THE REFRESHMENTS ARE ON ME.
LET'S HOLD IT IN THE JAIL CELLS.
PARTY? HA HA!
I WANT A GREEN HAT.
OH, BOY! I LOVE CANDY.
HEY, DOES THIS MEAN THERE'S NO PARTY?
OF COURSE NOT.
IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE NOT INVITED.
MINE.
ALL MINE!
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
I KNEW IT COULDN'T LAST FOREVER.
I'M THE SHOES THAT TRAMPLE CRIME.
NO!
YES!
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
B-B-BUT I RUINED YOU.
YOU RUINED MY "NICE GUY" IMAGE. THANK YOU.
THANKS?
I COULDN'T MIND THE CITY
WHILE CARING FOR MY NEW IMAGE.
WELL, DO DROP IN AGAIN!
DON'T COUNT YOUR LOOT BEFORE IT'S SNATCHED, NEGADUCK!
WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE HE IS?
HMM?
RIGHT HERE...
WITH ST. CANARD'S WEALTH.
IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU TO TAKE IT AWAY.
YOU SEEM TO FORGET HOW MIGHTY I AM.
AAH!
WHOA!
AAH!
OOH! AAH!
MY, HOW THE MIGHTY ARE FALLEN.
[CRASH]
AAH!
OH!
GRRR.
IT'S PARTY TIME!
HOLY SMOKE!
DARKWING DUCK LEFT ST. CANARD'S LOOT HERE.
AND A NOTE.
IT SEEMS NEGADUCK WAS BEHIND THIS.
DARKWING LOCKED HIM UP DOWNSTAIRS.
THE OLD DARKWING'S BACK.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
HE'LL BE WEARING THAT STUPID HAT.
AND THIS YEAR'S MYSTERIOUS HERO AWARD GOES TO...
ENVELOPE, PLEASE.
DARKWING DUCK.
HEY, THIS LOOKS LIKE GIZMODUCK.
UH, HEH, HEH.
THE TROPHY SHOP DID A RUSH JOB.
WELCOME BACK, DARKWING.