♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
OH, GOOSY, I'M HOME.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER...
FEELING TIRED? HEADACHY?
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
AND THIS JUST IN...
TODAY'S CONTESTANTS HAVE WON...
HA HA! I'VE DONE IT!
I'VE DONE IT!
OH, YES, YES!
THEY CALLED ME CRAZY AND INSANE,
THEY CALLED ME LOONY!
THEY WERE RIGHT.
NOW, MY FELLOW ILLUMINARIES...
I PRESENT YOU WITH...
THE ELECTROLYZER!
[APPLAUDING]
THANK YOU.
OH, LIGHTEN UP!
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS.
OHH...
NOW, A FEAT
NEVER BEFORE ATTEMPTED BY A MAD GENIUS...
I BECOME A REAL LIVE WIRE!
WHOA! WHOA! HEY! WHOA!
I'M BEING SWEPT AWAY
BY THE CURRENT! WHOA!
THAT WAS KIND OF FUN!
BOY, IT'S DARK.
I CAN'T SEE WHERE I'M GO...
WHOA! HEY! I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE!
NOW WHERE AM I?
A TV SET?
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BREAK INTO TELEVISION.
BY ADJUSTING MY FREQUENCY, I CAN TRAVEL.
THROUGH THE AIRWAVES.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
HERE'S...
MEGAVOLT!
THANK YOU.
NO APPLAUSE, JUST SEND MONEY.
BETTER YET, I'LL JUST HELP MYSELF.
HA HA HA HA!
AND NOW, CHILLER DILLER THEATER.
PRESENTS THE TERRIFYING MOVIE,
IT CAME FROM THE TELEVISION SET!
AAH!
HELLO, THERE.
I'D LIKE TO PLACE AN ORDER TO GO.
I'LL TAKE FIVES, TENS,
AND A LARGE ORDER OF TWENTIES!
UH, THANK YOU AND... COME AGAIN.
YOU'LL LOVE OUR SUPER SCREEN TELEVISION.
THE PICTURE JUMPS OUT AT YOU.
YOU SOLD ME!
IT'S A CRIME WHAT THEY PUT ON TV.
[GRUNTING]
HERE, DRAKE-AROONI,
LET ME GET THE DOOR!
THANKS.
[GRUNT] HEY!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HOLDING THE OTHER...
SIDE.
WHAT'S IN HERE?
HOO HOO HOO HOO!
WAIT'LL YOU SEE!
IT'S THE NEW, STATE-OF-THE-ART, TURBO...
REMOTE CONTROL?
NOT JUST ANY REMOTE CONTROL.
A TURBO TECHNIC REMOTE CONTROL!
I'LL NEVER NEED TO GET UP
FROM THE COUCH AGAIN!
IT'LL OPERATE MY STEREO...
[STEREO BLARES]
POP MY POPCORN SOMETHING FIERCE...
GAAH!
IT'LL EVEN CLEAN UP AFTER ME!
YOW!
HEY, GET BACK!
WHOA! DOWN, BOY!
OUCH!
PRETTY NIFTY, EH, DRAKESTER?
MMPHF!
YEAH... NIFTY.
IT TAKES THE WORK OUT OF WATCHING TV.
RIGHT. THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL.
SORRY I CAN'T STAY,
BUT... HEY!
MEGAVOLT!
"ELECTRICAL CONNECTIONS" FOR $500, ALEX.
MEGAVOLT ON TV?
I CAN'T EVEN GET ON TALK RADIO.
WHAT ELSE IS ON?
SUPERVILLIANS AND THEIR LOVED ONES...
ON TODAY'S OPAL WINDBAG SHOW.
MEGAVOLT AGAIN?
TODAY WE'LL BE MAKING "TURKEY THE MEGAVOLT WAY."
SOME PREFER BAKING.
I PREFER TO MICROWAVE.
BON APPETIT!
GIVE ME THAT!
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!
DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
I'M ON THEM ALL!
BOO.
YAAH!
WOW! A TURBO TECHNIC REMOTE!
I'LL TAKE IT!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK...
WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT!
HE... HE STOLE MY TURBO TECHNIC!
DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET THAT LOW-WATTAGE WORM.
YOU?
I MEANT I'D FIND SOMEONE
TO GET THAT LOW-WATTAGE WORM.
YEAH.
I CAN EASILY TRACK MEGAVOLT'S TRANSMISSION,
ESPECIALLY SINCE HE'S
ON EVERY CHANNEL.
COME ON, FOLKS,
KEEP THOSE PHONES RINGING!
REMEMBER, YOUR PLEDGE MONEY KEEPS ME ON THE AIR.
AND OUT OF YOUR HOMES.
[BEEP]
AHA!
THE TRANSMISSION SOURCE!
YAAH! YAAH! YAAH!
I THINK I'D BETTER
ADJUST MY RECEPTION.
AHH! MUCH BETTER!
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
I AM THE LOW RATING THAT CANCELS YOUR PROGRAM!
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
YEAH? WELL, DUCK THIS!
HA!
I'M PREPARED FOR YOUR HIGH-VOLTAGE VILLAINY.
A PLUNGER?
WHAT WILL YOU DO, UNCLOG MY SINK?
NO...
JUST REMOVE A HAIRBALL.
EAT WATTAGE, DARKWING!
OHH...
TIME TO RETURN TO MY REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.
AAH, AAH, AAH... DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL!
WHOA! WHOA!
I MAY NOT HAVE MY TURBO TECHNIC REMOTE CONTROL,
BUT I CAN CHANGE CHANNELS
WITHOUT GETTING OFF THE COUCH.
THE OLD AND THE WORTHLESS.
DARLING, WE MUST STOP MEETING LIKE THIS!
WHAT IF ROB FINDS OUT?
HE'LL TELL JIM, AND JIM WILL...
ENOUGH, ALREADY!
AHA!
UH-OH.
COME BACK, YOU MELODRAMATIC MISCHIEF-MAKER!
NOW IT'S TIME TO MEET OUR FRIEND...
MR. ELECTRON.
YOU'RE NOT MR. ELECTRON.
YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M MR. ELECTROSHOCK!
YOW!
OOH! A KENCHELIAN.
TRANSMUTONIC ATOM SPLITTER!
JUST LIKE ONE I HAD AS A KID.
WITH THIS I CAN TRAP DARKWING DUNCE.
IN A FEEDBACK LOOP!
HE'LL SUCK STATIC FROM HERE TO ETERNITY!
SORRY TO PREEMPT YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE PROGRAM.
IS IT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?
NO!
I THOUGHT NOT.
OOF! OOF!
NOW WHAT TV SHOW ARE WE IN?
TV SHOW?
YAAH!
YIPE! MONSTERS!
YAAH!
I'M IN A LAND OF HIDEOUS BEAKLESS MUTANTS!
YAAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
OH, I HATE THESE WEEKEND SALES!
HA! I GUESS I SHOWED THEM A THING OR TWO!
WOW! THAT'S THE BIGGEST DUCK I'VE EVER SEEN!
THINK IT'S REAL?
WELL, OF COURSE I'M REAL!
HEY!
IT'S DARKWING DUCK!
WOW! COOL!
YOU... YOU KNOW ME?
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU!
THE TERROR THAT FLAPS!
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
SUCK GAS, EVILDOERS!
DARKWING DUCK IS EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE SUPERHERO!
YEAH. CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
OH, PLEASE!
AUTOGRAPHS?
W-WELL, SURE. OF COURSE.
WHAT'S WITH LAUNCHPAD?
DOES HE EVER CHANGE CLOTHES,
OR DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME?
WELL...
WHERE'S GOSALYN?
OH, SHE'S...
AS DRAKE MALLARD,
WHAT JOB DO YOU HAVE?
HOW DO YOU PAY YOUR BILLS?
YOU KNOW MY SECRET IDENTITY?
EASY. WE WATCH...
IT'S STARTING! COME ON!
OOF! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT IS GOING O...
♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
HEY, THAT'S ME!
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
I'M ON TELEVISION! I'M... I'M...
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
I'M A CARTOON?
OH, WELL. THAT'S NOT SO BAD.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND... ♪♪
THEY DRAW MY BEAK WRONG.
THAT BILL IS HUGE!
DARKWING DUCK WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
AWW! AWW! AWW!
LET'S HIT THE TOY STORE!
YEAH! COME ON!
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
THE PLOT THICKENS.
FEAR NOT, CITIZEN!
DARKWING DUCK WILL SAVE YOU!
I'M A TOY?
I'M A T-SHIRT?
I'M A BOARD GAME?
FINALLY I GET THE RESPECT I SO APTLY DESERVE.
IN ST. CANARD I'M JUST A NUT IN A MASK AND CAPE.
HERE I'M MEDIA!
I'M MERCHANDISING!
I'M FASHION!
AND I'M... I'M...
I'M NOT GETTING A PENNY OF THIS.
SOMEONE'S MAKING A FORTUNE OFF ME!
WHO MAKES THESE DARKWING DUCK CARTOONS?
EVERYONE KNOWS E. THADDEUS ROCKWELL MAKES THE CARTOONS.
WELL, METHINKS IT'S TIME
TO PAY A VISIT TO MR. ROCK...
THE SHOW'S BACK ON!
RUN!
WELL, YOU REALLY CAN'T BLAME THEM.
IT'S MY SHOW THEY'RE RUSHING TO SEE.
EXECHIBGOOWHA?
LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE
MAKING MONEY OFF ME.
THEY CAN'T EVEN DRAW MY BEAK RIGHT!
THAT'S BIG ENOUGH TO LAND PLANES ON.
I'M HERE TO SEE ROCKWELL.
YOU NEED AN APPOINTMENT.
I DON'T NEED AN APPOINTMENT. I'M DARKWING DUCK!
I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS FROM A CARTOON STUDIO.
HAVE A NICE TRIP. DO WRITE!
O.K., CROSBY, HERE'S THE STORY...
DARKWING GOES TO AN ISLAND INHABITED BY GORILLAS AND...
AND WHAT, MR. ROCKWELL, SIR?
AND YOU'RE THE WRITER.
THINK OF SOMETHING!
I'M TOO BUSY
WORKING ON MY PUTTING.
CROSBY... PLACES!
YES, SIR, MR. ROCKWELL, SIR.
I LOVE THIS BUSINESS.
[GULP]
NICE SHOT!
WHAT ARE YOU?
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,
THE AUDITOR THAT CHECKS YOUR BOOKS!
I'M DARKWING DUCK!
WHERE'S MY SHARE OF THE PROFITS?
NOW WAIT A MINUTE!
ANY PROFIT BELONGS TO ME.
I CREATED YOU.
THAT'S GOING TO SURPRISE THE HECK OUT OF MOM AND DAD.
I'LL TAKE MY LIFE STORY
TO ANOTHER CARTOON STUDIO.
MI AMIGO! COMPADRE!
SNOOKIE-POO!
PARTNER!
ER, YEAH, YEAH.
HOW DID YOU CREATE ME?
IT ALL STARTED
A LONG TIME AGO.
I WAS A STRUGGLING WRITER.
BUT AFTER A FEW MINOR SETBACKS...
I SENT AWAY
FOR THIS ALPHA WAVE FEEDBACK KIT,
GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU MORE CREATIVE.
THAT'S WHAT IT SAID ON THE CEREAL BOX.
BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG.
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
I AM THE WINGED SCOURGE...
AND THE REST IS CARTOON HISTORY.
HE TUNED IN TO YOUR WORLD.
YOU DICTATE MY ADVENTURES TO WRITERS
AND HOG THE CREDIT.
GIVE ME MY PROFITS,
DIRECT ME BACK HOME,
AND I'LL BE OFF.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GET HOME.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I THINK HE MEANS YOU'RE STUCK HERE...
FOREVER.
OH, I SEE... FOREVER.
WELL, THAT'S NOT SUCH A LONG...
FOREVER?
OHH!
WHY SO GLUM, CHUM?
THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING BIG!
THROUGH-THE-ROOF-BIG OR BIG BIG?
PICTURE THIS... A MULTICITY TOUR,
RECORD ALBUMS,
TALK SHOW APPEARANCES!
DARKWING DUCK WILL BE NUMBER ONE FOREVER!
BUCK UP, DARK.
THE HUMAN WORLD'S NOT SO BAD.
WE'LL GET YOU A HOUSE WITH A NICE POND.
WHY DON'T I JUST LIVE IN THE PARK?
THAT WOULD CUT DOWN ON MY OVERHEAD.
BUT WITHOUT SUPERVILLAINS TO DEFEAT
OR A CITY TO PROTECT, I'M...
NORMAL.
EXCUSE ME, MR. ROCKWELL.
THE POLICE WONDERED IF YOU WERE STAGING ANOTHER PUBLICITY STUNT.
THE CITY REMAINS UNDER SIEGE.
BY SOMEONE DRESSED AS MEGAVOLT.
FROM THAT EXTREMELY POPULAR CARTOON SERIES.
DARKWING DUCK.
POLICE ARE HELPLESS.
AGAINST THIS MENACE.
ALAS, THERE SEEMS TO BE NOBODY.
TO SAVE OUR CITY FROM DESTRUCTION.
OH, YES, THERE IS.
GENTLEMEN...
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
EAT SPARKS,
YOU WEIRD-NOSED FREAKS!
COOL IT, MEGAVOLT!
I'M HERE TO PULL YOUR PLUG, YOU POWER-PILFERING PARASITE!
DARKWING DUCK? THANK EDISON!
THIS IS A TRICK, RIGHT?
HELP!
I'LL NEVER ZAP AGAIN IF YOU TAKE ME HOME!
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!
DON'T RUIN YOUR REPUTATION AS A VILLAIN...
OR MINE AS A CRIME FIGHTER.
I HAVE A TV SHOW HERE. YOU'RE IN IT.
THEY DRAW MY NOSE WRONG.
HOW CAN WE GET HOME?
ISN'T THERE A YELLOW BRICK ROAD WE COULD FOLLOW?
IT'S NO USE!
[SOBBING]
I TRIED USING THIS ANTENNA
TO RETURN TO ST. CANARD,
BUT I CAN'T FIND THE RIGHT FREQUENCY.
I GUESS WE'LL NEVER GET BACK TO ST. CANARD.
AU CONTRAIRE, MON FRERES!
YOU WANT ST. CANARD?
I'LL GIVE YOU ST. CANARD!
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
WITH MATINEES ON WEEKENDS.
"AH, ST. CANARD!
ONLY I CAN..."
AH, ST.CANARD,
ONLY I CA...
I'LL NEVER GET THIS RIGHT!
WHO WROTE THIS?
THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK STUPID!
WHOA!
GAAH!
WHAT ARE THESE WIRES FOR? I CAN'T FLY.
LIVE SHOWS NEED MORE OOMPH!
I'LL GIVE YOU OOMPH!
I HATE THIS!
CAN'T I USE MY OWN LIGHTNING?
I'LL LIGHT UP BROADWAY ALL BY MYSELF!
[COUGHING]
SORRY, MEGS...
FIRE REGULATIONS.
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, IT'S SHOWTIME!
AH, ST. CANARD...
AND ONLY I CAN...
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
OH!
AHEM.
AH, ST. CANARD!
ONLY I CAN PROTECT IT FROM HARM!
ONLY I CAN BRING ITS TOTAL DESTRUCTION.
LOUDER!
ONLY I CAN BRING IT'S TOTAL DESTRUCTION!
[GIVING DARKWING THE RASPBERRY]
YEEOUCH!
AAH! WHOA! AAK!
OOF! WHOAAH!
AAH!
WILL THAT BE PAPER OR PLASTIC?
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
YOU HEAR THAT? THEY LOVE IT!
AND IT USES THE SAME STORY EVERY NIGHT.
I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR THAT SILLY HELMET!
THE HELMET... OF COURSE!
THIS HELMET IS TUNED TO OUR DIMENSION.
WE'LL USE ITS FREQUENCY TO GET US HOME!
CAREFUL!
WITHOUT THAT HELMET,
I CAN'T MAKE NEW EPISODES!
YOU COULD TRY BEING ORIGINAL.
ORIGINAL?
YOU MEAN ACTUALLY THINK UP IDEAS?
ARE YOU A LUNATIC?
THERE... THAT SHOULD DO IT!
I CAN'T WAIT TO ROB BANKS
AND TERRORIZE THE POPULACE!
I CAN'T WAIT TO STOP YOU.
OOH, THAT'S SO LIKE YOU!
OF COURSE, YOU CAN'T STOP ME
IF YOU'RE NOT THERE!
WAAH!
THIS IS CALLED A DOUBLE-CROSS.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
YOU DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE!
G-G-GAAH!
MY HELMET!
MY PRECIOUS HELMET... IT'S RUINED!
I'M RUINED!
RUINED!
TOO RIGHT, DALE! WE'LL FINISH THIS CASE.
IN TWO SHAKES OF A DINGO'S TAIL!
RIGHT, MONTY! RESCUE RANGERS AWAY!
RESCUE RANGERS?
NOW THERE'S A CARTOON SHOW!
MMM, BOY HOWDY!
SITTING CLOSE TO THE TV
MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE PART OF THE ACTION.
ALL RIGHT, MEGAVOLT,
IT'S TIME TO CANCEL YOUR CRIME SPREE!
NOT WHILE I STILL HAVE MY ELECTROLYZER!
HA HA HA HA!
GOTCHA!
WAIT! THIS ISN'T RIGHT!
HELP ME!
NOW, OFF TO POLICE HEADQUARTERS!
THEN I GOT TO GET TO A TOY COMPANY.