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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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THERE ARE 1,000 STORIES IN ST.
CANARD.

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SOME ARE MUNDANE, SOME EXOTIC,

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SOME STRANGER THAN OTHERS,

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BUT ONE THING
REMAINS THE SAME...

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I'M IN ALL THE GOOD ONES.

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I COULD USE A GOOD STORY.

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GOSALYN!

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SHOULDN'T YOU BE HOME...

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IN BED?

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COULDN'T SLEEP. AW, DAD...

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TELL ME A STORY.

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IT'LL HELP ME RELAX.

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OH, SINCE IT IS EDUCATIONAL.

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THIS STORY IS A TALE OF
COURAGE AND DERRING-DO.

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I CALL IT...

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I WANT TO RELAX,
NOT GO COMATOSE.

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HOW ABOUT SOMETHING
MORE INTERESTING,

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LIKE...

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ISN'T THAT <i>TOO</i> INTERESTING?

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[GULP] YES, THAT WAS ONE

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OF MY F-F-FAVORITE CASES.

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I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE UPSET

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ABOUT A HAUNTED JACK-IN-THE-BOX!

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<i>IT STARTED WHEN
MY CHEAPSKATE DAD.</i>

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<i>COPPED OUT ON A TRIP TO
WHIRLING WATER WORLD.</i>

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<i>AND TOOK US TO THE
MUSEUM INSTEAD.</i>

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<i>DO YOU KNOW WHAT
ADMISSION PRICES ARE?</i>

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YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY.

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YOU LOVE TOYS!

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WHAT TOYS? THEY'RE RELICS!

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THIS DOESN'T EVEN
HAVE BATTERIES.

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LOOK WITH YOUR EYES ONLY.

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I DON'T NEED YOU
BREAKING THESE ANTIQUES.

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IT'S BAD ENOUGH WE HAVE TO WORRY

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ABOUT QUACKERJACK STEALING THEM.

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<i>[DARKWING] AHEM.</i>

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<i>I KNEW HE WAS THERE
THE WHOLE TIME.</i>

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<i>[GOSALYN] DAD WASN'T TAKING
TIME OUT FROM CRIME-FIGHTING.</i>

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<i>TO HAVE ANY FUN.</i>

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WHOA...
A FIRST EDITION ELECTROZAPPER

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JOY BUZZER!

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PERFECT!

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<i>[LAUNCHPAD] ISN'T THIS
WHERE THE TROUBLE STARTED?</i>

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<i>I WAS TRYING.</i>

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<i>TO GET DAD TO LIGHTEN UP.</i>

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HUH?

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WHAT?

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OOH! YES, YES!

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GEE, THAT WASN'T VERY NICE.

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OH, DAD LOVES A
GOOD PRACTICAL JOKE!

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PRACTICAL JOKES! YES!

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RELAX, DAD! I'LL GET YOU DOWN!

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OH-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA

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WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA

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WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA
WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!

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OOPS.

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WELL, I GOT HIM DOWN.

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<i>MAMA!</i>

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<i>MAMA!</i>

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OH, TASTY! YUM YUM YUM YUM!

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AREN'T YOU TOO BIG
TO PLAY WITH DOLLS?

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AAH!

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[BUZZ]

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GOSALYN,

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I DO NOT APPRECIATE
BEING EMBARRASSED!

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I WANTED TO DIVERT YOU.

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YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME FUN!

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LET'S PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

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VIDEO GAMES?

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YOU'RE LEAVING TO
PLAY VIDEO GAMES?

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THAT SORT OF TALK

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DROVE ME FROM THE TOY
BUSINESS TO THE LOONEY BIN!

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YEP! THIS GUY'S NUTTIER

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THAN A BAG OF CASHEWS,

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AND IT'S PLAYTIME!

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OOH... WHO'S THIS? WHO'S THIS?

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HOLD IT RIGHT
THERE, QUACKERJACK!

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TENNIS, ANYONE?

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I'D ASK YOU TO PLAY,

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BUT YOU'RE ALL TIED UP!

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WHERE'S A PHONE BOOTH
WHEN YOU NEED ONE?

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HAVING A <i>BALL,</i> ARE WE?

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[GIGGLING] SIMPLY SCRUMPTIOUS!

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<i>[LAUNCHPAD] THIS CASE WAS
FUNNIER THAN I REMEMBERED!</i>

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<i>[GOSALYN] YEAH!</i>

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<i>DAD WAS PRETTY GOOFY!</i>

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<i>I PROTECTED MY SECRET IDENTITY.</i>

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AND THREW HIM OFF GUARD.

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YEAH, RIGHT.

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WE CAN SKIP THE NEXT PART.

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YOU WILL NOT!

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THIS IS WHERE I TROUNCE
THAT LOONEY QUACKERJACK!

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<i>[GOSALYN] YEAH. DAD DID HIS,</i>

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<i>"I AM THE YO-YO THAT
KEEPS COMING BACK" STUFF.</i>

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<i>[DARKWING] WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!</i>

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<i>WHY SO FAST?</i>

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<i>[LAUNCHPAD] NICE CURVE
BALL, D.W.</i>

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<i>[DARKWING] WOULD YOU PLEASE.</i>

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<i>STOP GOING SO FAST?</i>

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<i>SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!</i>

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<i>[GOSALYN] O.K.</i>

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<i>NOT HERE!</i>

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[CHOMP]

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AAH!

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OH, GOODY, GOODY,
GOODY, GOODY, GOODY!

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<i>[GOSALYN] THIS IS WHEN
IT GOT REALLY WEIRD.</i>

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<i>[LAUNCHPAD] AREN'T YOU RELAXED
NOW, GOS?</i>

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<i>THE THING IN THE BOX
SEEMED TO FEED OFF.</i>

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<i>EVERY MEAN-SPIRITED JOKE.</i>

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<i>YOU'RE MISSING A GREAT
RERUN OF</i> PELICAN'S ISLAND.

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<i>IT WAS GETTING STRONGER...</i>

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<i>YOU WON'T STOP.</i>

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<i>AND STRONGER, UNTIL...</i>

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HERE'S A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE...

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WACKY PUTTY,

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FOR THAT EXTRA STICKY FUN!

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WHAT HIT ME?

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SEE YA ON THE PLAYGROUND!

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HA HA HA HA!

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GET THIS STUFF OFF OF ME!

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I'M TRYING!

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[CROWD LAUGHING]

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DARKWING'S A RIOT!

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YOU AND THE DOLL GUY

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SHOULD TEAM UP FOR A STOOGE ACT!

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[LAUGHTER]

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YOU'RE KILLING THEM, D.W.!

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MAYBE YOU SHOULD
CONSIDER SHOWBIZ!

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I'LL DO THAT.

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<i>[GOSALYN] QUACKERJACK
THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE...</i>

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<i>BUT HE WAS WRONG!</i>

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SO THAT'S WHY IT WAS CHAINED.

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OHH, IT'S BROKEN!

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WELL,
I SHOULD WORK ON MY OWN TOYS.

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THEY'RE MUCH BETTER.

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MMM... YES!

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FREE AT LAST!

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OOH, YES! THIS WILL DO NICELY!

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QUACKERJACK, YOU INSANE GENIUS!

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YOU'VE CREATED THE
PERFECT DOLL...

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TO MAKE LITTLE GIRLS SCREAM!

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IN DELIGHT, OF COURSE.

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[GASP]

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WILL YOU PLAY WITH ME?

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MR. BANANA BRAIN,
YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED.

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I LIKE IT!

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NICE FLYING TRICK, TOO!

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PLEASE PLAY WITH ME.

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WELL, JUST NAME YOUR
GAME, PARTNER.

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OOH! HOW ABOUT MY GLOBAL
DESTRUCTION BINGO?

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PERHAPS YOU'D PREFER MY
DEMOLITION DERBY GAME.

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WE COULD USE OUR
NEIGHBOR'S NEW CAR!

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WE COULD DO SOMETHING
MUCH MORE FUN.

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YEAH. UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

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OOH, YES!

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THIS IS PERFECT!

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JUST THE PLACE TO TIE
ON THE OLD FEED BAG!

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EATING IS ALL YOU TALK ABOUT!

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PIZZA'S BAD FOR YOUR COMPLEXION.

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OH, I DON'T EAT...

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PIZZA.

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ALLOW ME.

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WHAT GOES UP...

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AAH!

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MUST CAUSE FROWNS.
HA HA HA HA HA!

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HMMPH!

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BUT... BUT MELINDA!

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MMM, DELICIOUS...

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THE SWEET HONEY OF
HUMAN SUFFERING.

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BOO!

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AAH!

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HA HA HA HA HA!

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LIKE THEY SAY,

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"THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL
FAR FROM THE TREE."

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THIS DOLL'S AS GOOFY AS ME.

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[ARF ARF]

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[SNARLING]

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YAAA!

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HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

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HA HA HA HA!

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[CRYING]

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HA HA HA HA!

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WHEN DO I GET TO HAVE FUN?

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WELL, HOW ABOUT NOW?

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YOU'RE FINALLY TAKING ME
TO A DECENT RESTAURANT.

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HUH?

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ALL RIGHT!

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FOOD FIGHT!

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THINK THIS IS A JOB
FOR DARKWING DUCK?

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DARKWING DUCK HAS
BETTER THINGS TO DO

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THAN GET INVOLVED IN
SILLY FOOD FIGHTS!

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NOW THAT IT'S GOTTEN PERSONAL...

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CHARGE!

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QUACKERJACK?

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YOU WERE EXPECTING MAYBE

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THE GULPING GOURMET?

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WHEN DID YOU SWITCH

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FROM PLAYTHINGS TO PIZZA?

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YOU KNOW ME...
<i>GAME</i> FOR ANYTHING!

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I'LL STOP YOUR FOOD FETISH,

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YOU FICKLE FELON!

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WHAT A WAY WITH WORDS!

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WHAT'S HE UP TO?

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YOU'LL NOT TAINT THESE CHILDREN

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WITH YOUR DISRESPECT
FOR AUTHORITY!

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NO! HE'S SPOILING EVERYTHING!

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HE RUINED THE ONLY
FUN I'VE HAD TODAY.

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WHAT'S THAT?

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WHATEVER IT IS,
IT ISN'T FRIENDLY.

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DARKWING, LOOK OUT!

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GEE, THANKS.

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IT WAS MR. BANANA BRAIN!

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<i>[GOSALYN] DAD DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.</i>

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[DARKWING] RIGHT.

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE

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QUACKERJACK'S DOLL
MIRACULOUSLY...

245
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,124
ALL BY ITSELF...

246
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:53,749
BUZZED MY KEESTER.

247
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:55,124
WELL, IT DID.

248
00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:56,582
O.K., FINE,

249
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,290
BUT I DIDN'T...

250
00:11:58,291 --> 00:12:01,707
IF WE'RE GOING TO
CONTINUE THE STORY,

251
00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:04,624
CAN WE TURN ON SOME LIGHTS?

252
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,874
AND RUIN THE MOOD?

253
00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:12,249
NOW MR. BANANA BRAIN
WAS REALLY MAD...

254
00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,874
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY

255
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:17,874
TO SEE DARKWING MADE A DUNCE!

256
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:20,249
WHY SHOULD I BE HAPPY?

257
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,457
DARKWING RUINED MY MEAL!

258
00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:25,999
I BARELY GOT THROUGH
THE HORS D'OEUVRES.

259
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,999
BUT MR. BANANA BRAIN,

260
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,457
DARKWING DUCK
ALWAYS RUINS THINGS.

261
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,999
IT'S JUST PART OF THE GAME.

262
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,624
YOU'D BETTER FINISH HIM OFF

263
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,583
IMMEDIATELY!

264
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,415
NO SAWDUST-FILLED DOLL

265
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:45,332
IS GOING TO ORDER ME AROUND!

266
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:48,166
IS THAT SO?

267
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,832
WELL, THEN, FROM NOW ON,

268
00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:55,290
YOU CAN BE THE DOLL.

269
00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:58,332
HA HA HA HA HA HA!

270
00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:00,416
HA HA HA HA HA HA!

271
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,457
M-MR. BANANA BRAIN,

272
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,249
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

273
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:13,415
DON'T CALL ME BANANA BRAIN!

274
00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:16,499
I AM PADDYWHACK!

275
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:20,707
YOU'RE A SNAPPY DRESSER,
BUT NOT VERY COLORFUL.

276
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:22,874
[HEAVY BREATHING]

277
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:25,457
THE NEO-MOD LOOK'S SO EIGHTIES.

278
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:26,499
NICE DROOL, THOUGH.

279
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,707
YOU'RE REALLY QUITE MAD.

280
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:32,583
I LIKE THAT IN A CLOWN.

281
00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,208
NOOOOO!

282
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:44,124
ONE MORE PRACTICAL
JOKE, YOUNG LADY,

283
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,582
AND YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE!

284
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:49,124
DAD, I DIDN'T DO IT!

285
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:50,582
[QUACKERJACK] NO!

286
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:53,124
WHAT WAS THAT?

287
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,833
LET'S FIND OUT.

288
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,624
HOMINA-HOMINA HOMINA-HOMINA!

289
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:05,582
IT'S THAT WEIRD JACK-IN-THE-BOX!

290
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:08,249
THAT QUACK LEFT
HIS PLUNDER BEHIND.

291
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:11,999
[BABBLING GIBBERISH]

292
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,832
DON'T TOUCH IT!

293
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,374
WHOA!

294
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,332
THAT THING ATE QUACKERJACK!

295
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,624
THAT'S INCREDIBLE!

296
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,249
IT MEANS WE'RE DEALING

297
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:25,624
WITH AN ANCIENT EVIL THAT COULD...
AAH!

298
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,249
AAH! AAH! AAH!

299
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:30,624
GET A GRIP. IT'S JUST A TOY.

300
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:34,749
WE'LL RETURN IT TO
THE MUSEUM TOMORROW.

301
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:39,249
I SUPPOSE YOU PUT
QUACKERJACK UP TO THAT JOKE?

302
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,749
I'M INNOCENT!

303
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:44,290
MAYBE THE MUSEUM HAS A DROP BOX.

304
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,749
THIS GIVES ME THE CREEPS!

305
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,707
ME, TOO, SO I'LL PUT IT

306
00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:51,625
SOMEPLACE SAFE!

307
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,707
KEEP CALM, LAUNCHPAD.

308
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:59,707
I'M SURE THIS HAS A LOGICAL,
RATIONAL EXPLANATION.

309
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,457
YEAH, LIKE IT'S CURSED!

310
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,625
LET'S GET DAD!

311
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:08,874
RADICAL.

312
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,582
<i>[LAUNCHPAD] REMEMBER
OUR PICNIC LAST SUMMER?</i>

313
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,707
<i>SUNNY, WITH FRESH AIR...</i>

314
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:19,208
<i>IT WAS A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE.</i>

315
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:23,457
LAUNCHPAD, I'M TRYING TO
BUILD A LITTLE ATMOSPHERE!

316
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:25,832
I HATE WHAT COMES NEXT!

317
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:29,957
RELAX.
YOU KNOW IT COMES OUT ALL RIGHT.

318
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:32,707
<i>[LAUNCHPAD] WE
DIDN'T KNOW IT YET,</i>

319
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,165
<i>BUT PADDYWHACK WAS
GETTING COMFORTABLE!</i>

320
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,082
OOH, YESSSS!

321
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,332
HOW GLOOMY!

322
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,165
THIS IS QUITE NICE.

323
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,207
QUITE NICE.

324
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,999
WONDER WHAT THEY HAVE TO EAT.

325
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,457
IF I PINPOINT HIS
LAST KNOWN ROBBERIES,

326
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:50,375
THERE MAY BE A PATTERN!

327
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:59,624
GOSALYN,
QUIT PLAYING WITH THE THERMOSTAT!

328
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,207
HONESTLY, IF THAT KID DOESN'T...

329
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,582
<i>[SNARLING]</i>

330
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,457
OH, NO. I AM SO SCARED.

331
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:12,583
GOSALYN,
DON'T WATCH YOUR TAPES HERE!

332
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,874
THAT SHOULD KEEP IT
FROM WANDERING OFF.

333
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:20,457
WHATEVER SHE'S DOING,

334
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:25,333
GOSALYN WON'T MAKE ME
LOOK FOOLISH AGAIN!

335
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,874
WHOA!

336
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:32,082
GOSALYN,
ABOUT YOUR PRACTICAL JOKES...

337
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,582
DAD, IT WASN'T ME!

338
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:38,333
[GULP] I'M READY TO BELIEVE YOU.

339
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,333
WILL YOU PLAY WITH ME?

340
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:50,749
O.K., HE'S STABILIZED.

341
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,707
YOU CAN GO ON.

342
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:55,374
I HAVEN'T LOST MY TOUCH.

343
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:59,332
WAS I AT THE STARING
EYES OR DROOLY FANGS?

344
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,874
UH, DROOLY FANGS. I THINK.

345
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:05,749
<i>[GOSALYN] ITS DROOLY FANGS
GLISTENED IN THE LIGHT.</i>

346
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,124
<i>THE THING'S NAME WAS PADDYWHACK.</i>

347
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,207
<i>IT WANTED TO PLAY.</i>

348
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:13,415
QUACKERJACK'S AFRAID
TO COME HIMSELF, EH?

349
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,624
HE SENT THE GEEK PATROL!

350
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:17,707
THINK QUACKERJACK SENT ME?

351
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:21,749
HA HA HA HA HA <i>AAH!</i>

352
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,707
TALK ABOUT HAVING A SCREW LOOSE!

353
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:27,624
SERIOUSLY,
QUACKERJACK IS A MINOR PLAYER...

354
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,832
NOT IN OUR LEAGUE.

355
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,165
WHAT LEAGUE?

356
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,874
PRACTICAL JOKERS, OF COURSE.

357
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,415
YOU WOKE ME UP

358
00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:37,582
WITH THAT JOY BUZZER GAG.

359
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:38,832
OOPSIE.

360
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,874
AFTER SLEEPING FOR CENTURIES,

361
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:43,499
I WOKE UP A BIT PECKISH

362
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:46,957
AND NOW I MUST BE FED!

363
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:51,874
S-SORRY, BUT WE HAVEN'T
BEEN TO THE MARKET IN WEEKS!

364
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,291
NOT FOOD, SILLY!

365
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,457
PRANKS, GAGS, MISCHIEF...

366
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,582
THAT'S WHAT I CRAVE!

367
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:02,457
IS THAT HOW YOU STAY THIN?

368
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:06,165
YOU'VE KEPT ME FROM
HAVING A DECENT MEAL.

369
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:09,957
I ONLY WANTED TO
SNACK ON HUMAN MISERY,

370
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,165
BUT DID I?

371
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:12,999
NOOOOO!

372
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:18,207
YOU HAD TO SPOIL THE FUN!

373
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,958
EWW! GROSSARAMA.

374
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,332
O.K., MR. INFLATO-BRAIN,

375
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:27,290
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF
THIS FOOLISHNESS!

376
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:30,707
YOU'RE GOING BACK
WHERE YOU CAME FROM!

377
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:32,125
[KARATE YELL]

378
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,749
WELL, IF THAT'S YOUR ATTITUDE,

379
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,875
I'LL JUST LEAVE.

380
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:43,582
BUT YOU'RE NOT
INVITED TO THE PARTY!

381
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,582
WELL, THAT WAS EASY.

382
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,207
WHAT PARTY DID HE MEAN?

383
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,249
AAH!

384
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,249
IT WILL BE WONDERFUL!

385
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,624
SIMPLY EVERYONE'S COMING...

386
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:53,707
QUACKERJACK,

387
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,207
THAT DELIGHTFUL
BANANA BRAIN FELLOW,

388
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:59,207
AND MY FELLOW TRICKSTER GOSALYN!

389
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:02,708
COME ALONG NOW. MUSTN'T BE LATE!

390
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:04,707
DAD!

391
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,291
HE'S GOT ME!

392
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:12,250
LAUNCHPAD!

393
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:16,082
I CAN'T PULL YOU BOTH!

394
00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:20,708
NO PROBLEMO!
I'VE GOT A FOOL TO FINISH!

395
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:24,999
WHOA!

396
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,874
PADDYWHACK MUST DO
HIS OWN GARDENING.

397
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:33,458
WELL, NOBODY MAKES A CLOWN
OUT OF DARKWING DUCK!

398
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,457
IT'S NOT FAIR!

399
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:44,374
YOU GET ALL THE NEAT CLOTHES!

400
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:45,457
QUACKERJACK?

401
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:48,707
GO AHEAD, LAUGH.
I FEEL SO FOOLISH!

402
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:49,957
HELP!

403
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:54,207
IF I STAY HERE ANY
LONGER, I'LL GO CRAZY!

404
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:55,249
GO?

405
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:58,124
DON'T HOLD SANITY AGAINST ME.

406
00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:01,582
TO ESCAPE WE'LL HAVE TO TEAM UP.

407
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:05,582
TEAM UP WITH YOU? HA!
THAT'S A LAUGH.

408
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,499
[PADDYWHACK'S EVIL LAUGHTER]

409
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,457
NO,<i>THAT'S</i> A LAUGH.

410
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,749
MAYBE TEAMING UP
ISN'T A BAD IDEA.

411
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:16,874
QUACKERJACK...
LET'S GET RIDICULOUS!

412
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:21,166
YES!
TIME TO TASTE A LITTLE MISERY.

413
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:28,374
HEH HEH HEH. HEH HEH HEH.

414
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,999
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE MISERABLE.

415
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,624
HA HA! NOT US!

416
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,499
WE LOVE IT HERE!

417
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,082
OH, YEAH!

418
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:39,082
IT LETS ME TRULY EXPRESS MYSELF.

419
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,582
SAY, QUACKERJACK,

420
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:44,832
DID YOU GET THE
LICENSE OF THAT TRUCK?

421
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:48,375
NO, BUT I GOT THE TRUCK.

422
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,749
WAIT. I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO...

423
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,332
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

424
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:56,250
I CERTAINLY WON'T ANSWER THAT.

425
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,458
I'LL GET IT!

426
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,249
NO... <i>HE</i> GOT IT!

427
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,707
STOP IT!

428
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,332
YOU'RE STARVING ME!

429
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:13,749
NOT SO TASTY ON THE RECEIVING
END, IS IT?

430
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:18,332
[BANANA BRAIN] ISN'T THIS
WHERE WE SHOW HIM LOVE

431
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:22,290
AND HE VOWS TO
MEND HIS EVIL WAYS?

432
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:23,375
NAH. NAH.

433
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:28,374
OH, GOODNESS! OH, GOODNESS!

434
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:29,874
NO, NO, NO!

435
00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:32,874
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE!

436
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,875
EVERYBODY GO HOME!

437
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:38,874
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!

438
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:41,290
WAS THERE EVER A DOUBT?

439
00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:44,458
WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS THING?

440
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:51,750
<i>[GOSALYN] AND THAT WAS
THE END OF PADDYWHACK!</i>

441
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,749
YEP, YEP, YEP...

442
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:56,332
SEE, L.P., ALL DARKWING CASES

443
00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:58,290
HAVE A HAPPY ENDING.

444
00:21:58,291 --> 00:22:02,457
I'M JUST GLAD THIS ONE'S OVER.

445
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:05,457
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

446
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,707
YESSSS...

447
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:08,124
YESSSSS!

448
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:10,375
[EVIL LAUGHTER]