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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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THIS IS THE CITY.
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IT COULD BE ANY CITY.
IT COULD BE YOURS,
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BUT IT'S MY CITY!
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I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,
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THE FINGERNAIL ON THE
BLACKBOARD OF YOUR SOUL,
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AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY,
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I'M THE OWNER OF MALLARD GARDENS
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WITH TWO HOTELS ON IT.
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YEAH.
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NOTHING LIKE PLAYING
A FRIENDLY PARLOR GAME
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AND REDUCING A LOVED ONE TO POVERTY,
BANKRUPTCY, AND HUMILIATION.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
I OWN MALLARD GARDENS.
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THOSE ARE MY HOTELS.
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THERE'S GOTTA BE A GAME
YOU CAN BEAT ME AT.
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WE'VE COVERED THEM ALL,
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EXCEPT TRIVIAL TRIVIA...
THE SWAHILI EDITION.
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YOU DON'T SPEAK SWAHILI.
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I DON'T EITHER, SO IT'S EVEN.
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I'LL GET IT.
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NO, DAD.
I KNOW JUST WHERE IT IS.
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LAUNCHPAD, HOW'S IT GOIN'?
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I'M ABOUT FINISHED
CLEANING YOUR ROOM,
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BUT I'M NOT SURE
ABOUT YOUR HOMEWORK.
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I WON THE GAME, FAIR AND SQUARE.
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HOW WAS I TO KNOW
YOU SPOKE SWAHILI?
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL HELP.
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YOU WILL?
BOY, YOU'RE SURE SWELL.
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WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
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HERE'S ONE THAT'S GOT
MY PROPELLERS SPINNING.
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HOW DO YOU SPELL... YIPES!
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YIPES? THAT'S EASY.
Y-I-P-E... YIPES!
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WHY DON'T YOU SPELL
IT IN SWAHILI?
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I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN.
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I HEARD YOU.
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YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED
USING A FRIEND LIKE THIS.
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YOU OUGHT TO BE GROUNDED FOR...
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[ALARM RINGS]
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MY ALARM TERMINAL!
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PHEW! SAVED BY THE BELL.
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[ALARM STOPS]
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HIGH TECH-ARAMA. WHAT IS IT?
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MY NEW CRIME-FIGHTING
APPARATUS...
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THE DARKWING REMOTE
ALARM TERMINAL.
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USING STRATEGICALLY
PLACED SENSORS,
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IT'S DETECTED A
CRIME IN PROGRESS.
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WHERE? WHERE?
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I KNEW I LEFT SOMETHING OUT,
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BUT WE LIVE IN THE AGE
OF INSTANT COMMUNICATION.
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THIS IS KRYM...
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ALL CRIME ALL THE TIME.
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THE BOTANICAL RESEARCH LAB ON
FLEEGLE STREET'S BEEN BROKEN INTO.
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NOW BACK TO AMERICA'S
FUNNIEST MISDEMEANORS.
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HEY, WAIT FOR ME!
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UH!
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WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
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TO SOLVE CRIMES, STRIKE TERROR
INTO THE HEARTS OF EVILDOERS,
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AND MAYBE SCARF A BURGER?
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NO. ZERO POSSIBILITY.
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YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL
YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON.
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FRIENDSHIP'S A TWO-WAY STREET.
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DON'T USE FRIENDS,
YOU HELP THEM.
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RIGHT.
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LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
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I SHOULDN'T USE FRIENDS.
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I SHOULD HELP THEM.
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IT'S A TWO-WAY STREET.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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FLEEGLE STREET'S
A TWO-WAY STREET,
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AND DAD AND LAUNCHPAD
ARE FRIENDS.
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THAT MEANS I SHOULD HELP THEM!
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DO I LEARN MY
LESSONS FAST OR WHAT?
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SO, THE WORLD THINKS
I'M A MONSTER...
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A HORRIBLE, UGLY,
MUTANT, PLANT MONSTER.
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WELL, AS SOON AS FORMULA
IQ2U IS PERFECTED,
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I WON'T BE ALONE.
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ONE TINY LITTLE DROP
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AND ANY VEGETATION WILL MUTATE
INTO AN INTELLIGENT PLANT...
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LIKE ME.
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SPIKE, THE FINAL INGREDIENT...
PLUTONIUM PLANT PLASMA.
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[BUSHROOT] SPIKE!
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THE PLASMA... FETCH THE PLASMA!
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AND BE CAREFUL.
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PLUTONIUM PLANT PLASMA IS THE
WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL GROWTH HORMONE.
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NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE
THING LEFT TO DO...
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CACKLE MADLY.
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HA!
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I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,
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THE SPINACH THAT
STICKS TO YOUR TEETH!
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I'M DARKWING DUCK.
WHERE DID EVERYONE GO?
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MAYBE YOU NEED A SHORTER INTRO.
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MAYBE SOMEBODY NEEDS A
SHORTER PET FLY TRAP.
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PEEK-A-BOO, BROCCOLI BRAIN!
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REMIND ME TO PRUNE YOU LATER.
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PREPARE TO SUCK WEED KILLER!
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TIME FOR A LITTLE TREE
ACTION, SPIKE.
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SORRY, BUSHBRAIN,
BUT THERE ARE NO TREES IN HERE.
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WHOA, THAT'S WHAT I
CALL LITTLE TREE ACTION.
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OW! YOU STOP THAT!
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OW! THAT HURTS! OW!
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AS SOON AS WE GET HOME,
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YOU'RE GOING ON A DIET.
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OH, NO! MY PRECIOUS FORMULA!
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[GASP]
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GOT YOU NOW, YOU VILE VEG-HEAD.
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I GOT HERE JUST IN TIME.
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DAD'S IN TROUBLE.
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DON'T WORRY! I'LL RESCUE YOU!
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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU...
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WHOA!
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AAH! WHOA!
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OOF!
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THANKS FOR THE RESCUE,
WHOEVER YOU ARE.
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COME ON. WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
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GREAT.
WE'LL NEVER CATCH BUSHROOT NOW!
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I WAS JUST TRYING
TO HELP A FRIEND.
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I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND,
I'M YOUR FATHER!
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YOU'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
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ONE DROP OF FORMULA IQ2U
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AND THIS HEDGE WILL BE
AS INTELLIGENT AS A DUCK.
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I'LL HAVE A REAL
FRIEND, A SOULMATE.
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FWEND!
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THEN AGAIN, I MIGHT END UP
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WITH A HUNGRY,
DROOLING LUMP OF SLIME.
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BLAAH!
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GOSALYN?
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I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN UP
THE MESS IN YOUR ROOM!
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AAH!
YOU ARE THE MESS IN YOUR ROOM!
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WAIT'LL THE OTHER KIDS SEE ME.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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I'LL WRITE A NOTE SAYING
YOU CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL
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BECAUSE YOU'RE A
GELATINOUS GLOB OF ALGAE.
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ACTUALLY,
I'LL SAY BUBONIC PLAGUE.
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IT'S MORE BELIEVABLE.
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WHEN YOU'RE DONE
TAKING PICTURES,
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CAN I GET SOME 8
x 10s FOR MY WALL?
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THIS ISN'T A CAMERA.
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IT'S MY COMPUTER AND
SLIMY MATTER ANALYZER.
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AHA! ACCORDING TO THIS,
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HER GENETIC STRUCTURE
HAS METAMORPHOSED
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INTO A PHOTOSYNTHETIC
PRIMORDIAL ATOMIC STRUCTURE.
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UH... WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, D.W.?
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SHE'S A SLIMY MESS OF GOO.
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[SLURP SLURP]
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[DARKWING] SHE'LL GET EVEN
BIGGER UNLESS WE FIND A CURE.
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[BURP]
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WHOOPS!
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THIS ELECTRONIC DISPERSER
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WILL SEPARATE HER SLIME MOLECULES
FROM HER DUCK MOLECULES,
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AND VOILA!
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[COUGH]
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DID SEPARATION OCCUR?
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UH, YEAH, YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.
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IF THEY ESCAPE,
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WE'LL EVEN GET GOSALYN
BACK TO NORMAL.
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HEY, COME BACK
HERE, YOUNG LADIES.
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GOTCHA! WHOA!
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WHOA!
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[CRASH]
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KEEN GEAR.
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LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
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[ALARM RINGS]
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THAT'S THE REMOTE SIGNAL
FROM MY CRIME MONITOR!
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ANOTHER EVILDOER'S DOING
EVIL SOMEWHERE IN ST. CANARD!
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WHERE?
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I KNEW YOU WERE
GOING TO ASK THAT,
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BUT THIS TIME I'M READY.
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I'LL SIMPLY MEASURE THE
DISTANCE OF QUADRANT A,
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DIVIDE BY THE TIME OF DAY,
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COUNT BACKWARDS FROM
THE INITIAL ALARM...
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MULTIPLY THE HYPOTENUSE BY THE
SQUARE ROOT OF THE CITY'S POPULATION.
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SUBTRACTING FOR OUT-OF-TOWN
VISITORS, OF COURSE...
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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IT'S JUST THE EVENING
PAPER, D.W.
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"PLANT DOC INVADES ST.
CANARD NURSERY"!
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SOMEONE'S BROKEN INTO THE ST.
CANARD NURSERY?
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OH, THOSE POOR BABIES!
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NOT THAT KIND OF
NURSERY, LAUNCHPAD,
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A PLANT NURSERY!
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COME ON, L.P.,
THIS TIME BUSHROOT WON'T GET AWAY.
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[BURP]
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UH, YOU BETTER COME WITH
DADDY, HONEY.
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THIS PLANT FOOD AND
FERTILIZER OUGHT TO WORK.
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HEDGIE, I'VE GOT YOUR SNACK!
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HEDGIE! UH, HEDGIE!
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WHERE ARE YOU?
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ER, YOO-HOO!
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YOO-HOO, HEDGIE! YOO-HOO!
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YOO-HOO TO YOU, TOO!
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HMM, HEDGIE'S VOICE IS
DEVELOPING A FAMILIAR TONE.
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HOW ODD.
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NOT AS ODD AS YOU,
FERTILIZER FACE.
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B-B-BEHIND YOU!
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WHERE'D YOU LEARN
THAT OLD TRICK,
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THE SUPER-VILLIAN HANDBOOK?
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I THOUGHT YOU HAD MORE
ORIGINALITY, MORE VERVE, MORE...
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BLUGH!
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MORE BLUGH! WHAT?
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BLAAH!
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WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE IT WANTS?
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"WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE IT WANTS?"
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FOOD!
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BLAAH!
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BLAAH!
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FOOD! FOOD!
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I CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK,
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BUT I ADMIT A LITTLE CURIOSITY.
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BLAAH!
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GOOD THING I BROUGHT
THE HEDGE CLIPPERS.
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UH-OH.
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I'M THE SLIME THAT
SLURPS IN THE NIGHT!
239
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WHOA!
240
00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:21,457
I'M THE WAD OF GUM
241
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:24,874
THAT STICKS TO
THE HEEL OF CRIME!
242
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,291
I AM YUCKY DUCK!
243
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,999
I NEED A SHORTER INTRO.
244
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,082
THAT CREATURE
REMINDS ME OF HEDGIE.
245
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:37,166
HEDGIE!
246
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,707
ARE YOU FEELING O.K.?
247
00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:43,082
I'M NOT ONE TO TALK,
248
00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:45,874
BUT YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
249
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:47,707
UH, SORRY, DAD.
250
00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:51,957
I GUESS I LET BUSHROOT
GET AWAY AGAIN.
251
00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:53,582
MAYBE SO,
252
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:55,624
BUT WITH YOUR SLIME POWERS,
253
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:57,999
I'LL GET THAT
VILLAINOUS VEGETABLE!
254
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,750
I GET TO HELP? COOL!
255
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:07,165
BUT SHOULDN'T WE TRY TURNING
GOSALYN BACK TO NORMAL?
256
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,374
LATER, LAUNCHPAD. RIGHT NOW...
257
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:13,457
LET'S GET SLIMY.
258
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:17,999
YOU REALLY THINK BUSHROOT
WOULD HIDE IN A SEWER?
259
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,457
ARE YOU HELPING OR NOT?
260
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:25,250
ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING. I'M GOING.
261
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:40,250
SO MUCH FOR THE GLAMOROUS
LIFE OF A CRIME-FIGHTER.
262
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,499
AAH! AAH! AAH!
263
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MONSTER!
264
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:53,207
GOSALYN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
265
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,999
CHOWIN' DOWN. WANT SOME FRIES?
266
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,875
UH, THANKS.
267
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,999
THIS IS NO TIME FOR FOOD.
268
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,749
HELP ME CATCH BUSHROOT.
269
00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:08,749
I'VE ALREADY SEARCHED EVERY
SEWER, DUMP,
270
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,999
AND FERTILIZER
FACTORY IN THE CITY.
271
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,124
YES, BUT THAT'S JUST THIS CITY.
272
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:18,874
I'M TIRED OF BEING A
SLIMY CRIME-FIGHTER.
273
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:21,832
I WANT TO BE YOUR
DAUGHTER AGAIN.
274
00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,707
YOU'RE MORE THAN THAT.
275
00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:27,624
YOU'RE A TOOL IN THE
UTILITY BELT OF JUSTICE.
276
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,582
I SAID SOMETHING WRONG?
277
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:33,207
YOU'D RATHER HAVE A
SUPER-POWERED SLIME-CREATURE
278
00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:34,624
THAN A DAUGHTER.
279
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:39,207
OH, WELL, YES.
THAT WOULD QUALIFY. UGH!
280
00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:41,749
AAH! AAH! AAH!
281
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:46,249
HUH! SOME FUN THIS
TURNED OUT TO BE.
282
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:50,165
I'M STUCK LOOKING LIKE
A MUTANT SLUG-MONSTER,
283
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:54,624
AND DAD JUST WANTS TO
USE ME TO SOLVE CRIMES.
284
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:57,249
WELL, HE MAY NEED ME,
285
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,749
BUT I DON'T NEED HIM.
286
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:03,874
I DON'T NEED ANYONE.
I'M YUCKY DUCK. I'M...
287
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:06,500
LOST.
288
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:08,582
[GASP]
289
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:11,290
WE DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU.
290
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,374
YOU DIDN'T SCARE ME!
291
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:15,707
NOW BACK OFF, GERANIUM FACE!
292
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:18,582
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BIG, SLIMY,
293
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,082
GELATINOUS BLOB OF
VEGETABLE MATTER!
294
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:24,874
YOU'RE WHAT I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED IN A FRIEND.
295
00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:27,374
YOU'LL BE MY FRIEND, WON'T YOU?
296
00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:28,707
OF COURSE YOU WILL.
297
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,499
I DON'T THINK SO.
298
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,999
YOU'RE HALF-PLANT, AND I'M...
299
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,749
O.K., I'M HALF-PLANT,
TOO, SORT OF.
300
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,707
EVERYONE NEEDS A FRIEND,
301
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:40,499
SOMEONE WHO'S ALWAYS
THERE FOR YOU,
302
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,999
NO MATTER WHAT.
303
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,374
[HAPPY PANTING]
304
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,999
OOH...
305
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:50,291
YOU'LL SEE.
YOU'LL BE MY BEST FRIEND.
306
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:57,582
UH, HOW'S IT GOING, D.W.?
307
00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:00,999
I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.
308
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:05,707
THE GOOD NEWS...
I FOUND A CURE FOR GOSALYN'S SLIMINESS.
309
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:08,832
BUT IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE.
310
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:14,832
I'VE BROKEN A SAMPLE DOWN TO
ITS PUREST FORM AND TESTED IT.
311
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:17,290
APPARENTLY,
THERE ARE FOUR STAGES...
312
00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:18,250
INTELLIGENCE...
313
00:16:18,251 --> 00:16:20,457
[BURP]
314
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:21,999
INDIGESTION...
315
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,583
AAH!
316
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,166
INSANITY...
317
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,625
AND... IN A PUDDLE.
318
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:38,165
WITH MY NEW IQ2U FORMULA,
319
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:44,166
I'LL CREATE A RACE OF INTELLIGENT
PLANTS LIKE ME AND YOU!
320
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:47,208
WELL, LIKE ME, ANYWAY.
321
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,333
[BURP]
322
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:56,125
URGGH!
323
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:03,875
FOOD!
324
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:05,875
[BURP]
325
00:17:05,876 --> 00:17:07,874
OOPS!
326
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,999
THE NEW AND IMPROVED IQ2U!
327
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,124
FOOD!
328
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,165
OH!
329
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,624
STOP THAT!
330
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:18,249
MY, AREN'T WE THE
AFFECTIONATE ONE!
331
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:21,749
I'M AFRAID THERE'S
NO TIME FOR THAT.
332
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,582
FRIEND...
333
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,582
NO LIKE ME?
334
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:28,833
OH, BUT I DO LIKE YOU.
335
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:37,833
I LIKE YOU SO MUCH I'M
GOING TO CULTIVATE YOU.
336
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:44,290
FOLLOWING GOSALYN'S SLIME
TRAIL'S EASIER THAN I THOUGHT.
337
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:47,750
WITH INFRARED GOGGLES,
I SEE EVERYTHING.
338
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,957
[CRASH]
339
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:52,082
EXCEPT RED LIGHTS.
340
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:55,749
MY LITTLE GELATINOUS
FRIEND, THIS WON'T HURT.
341
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,415
I DON'T THINK.
342
00:17:57,416 --> 00:18:00,582
WELL,
MAYBE JUST A LITTLE TEENSY BIT.
343
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:01,707
HEY!
344
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:04,082
I'LL TAKE THAT TUBE, BOOB!
345
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,166
B-BUT THAT'S MY FORMULA!
346
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,500
GOTCHA!
347
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,624
OH, NO!
348
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,082
NO, NO, NO!
349
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,083
NO, NO, NO!
350
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:25,415
SPIKE! HEY, WAIT! COME BACK!
351
00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:27,457
NOT SO FAST, BUSHBREATH!
352
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:31,249
SPIKE! NO! COME BACK HERE!
353
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:35,499
I'LL HAVE YOU OUT
OF THERE IN NO TIME.
354
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,291
WHOA-A-A-!
355
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:43,125
BAD, SPIKE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
356
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:45,500
WHOA!
357
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:50,290
WHAT WAS IN THAT VIAL?
358
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:52,207
MY NEW IQ2U FORMULA.
359
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:56,332
THIS LAWN HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN.
360
00:18:56,333 --> 00:19:00,082
[IMITATING MAE WEST]
WHY DON'T YOU COME UP
361
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:01,832
AND SEED ME SOMETIME?
362
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,874
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
363
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,124
WATCH IT!
364
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:09,082
I DON'T WANT GRASS
STAINS ON THE CAPE.
365
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,165
UH-OH.
366
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,457
HEY!
367
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:12,874
WHOA! HEY! WHOA!
368
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,374
SORRY, GOS.
369
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:18,082
I'M AFRAID I JUST
CAN'T REACH YOU.
370
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,458
WHA!
371
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:25,499
YOU FRIEND?
372
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,415
ME SURE HOPE SO.
373
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,290
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
374
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:32,707
[GRETA GARBO] I
VANT TO BE A LAWN.
375
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:37,207
WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER ON THIS
ONE, BUSHROOT.
376
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,332
YOU MEAN LIKE FRIENDS?
377
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,999
YEAH. NOW GROW UP,
378
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,290
THAT'S NO WAY TO
TALK TO A BUDDY.
379
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,499
I MEAN GROW UP.
380
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:49,833
OH! SOMETIMES I
FORGET I'M PART PLANT.
381
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:54,457
THANKS, BUSHY, OLD PAL.
382
00:19:54,458 --> 00:20:00,332
WHY CAN'T I EVER SEEM
TO KEEP ANY FRIENDS?
383
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,874
HERE, SHEEPY, SHEEPY,
COME TO MR. DARKWING.
384
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,749
[BAA] [BAA] [BAA]
385
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,374
DARKWING DUCK!
386
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,707
IT AIN'T LITTLE BO PEEP.
387
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,874
[LAWN CREATURE] OUCH! OUCH!
388
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,290
STOP!
389
00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:16,332
LAUNCHPAD, GOSALYN,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
390
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:21,082
JUST COZY,
AS LONG AS WE DON'T TRY TO BREATHE.
391
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:26,333
I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR A
LITTLE DARKWING DEMOLITION!
392
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,957
OUCH.
393
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:34,374
TERRIFIC.
GOSALYN'S ABOUT TO BECOME A PUDDLE,
394
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:37,832
AND ALL I CAN DO IS WATCH.
395
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,749
PLEASE ALLOW ME.
396
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,458
WHOA!
397
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:45,874
BUSHROOT, UH, THANKS.
398
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:48,124
OH, THAT'S O.K.
399
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:53,415
I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT I
COULD HAVE FRIENDS, ANYWAY.
400
00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:58,082
I GUESS I'M JUST A SILLY
OLD MUTANT PLANT DUCK.
401
00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:02,457
COME ON! YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK!
CAREFUL!
402
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:06,874
I'M NOT GOING TO GO EASY
ON YOU JUST FOR HELPING ME.
403
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:11,249
I MEAN,
DON'T EXPECT ME TO TURN MY BACK
404
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:12,958
WHILE YOU ESCAPE.
405
00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:20,999
LET ME PUT IT ANOTHER WAY!
406
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,875
GO! GO! GO!
HASTA LA VISTA, BUSHY!
407
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,374
I GUESS BUSHROOT
JUST WANTED A FRIEND.
408
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:37,958
AND ALL THIS TIME,
HE ALREADY HAD ONE.
409
00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:44,457
YEP, YEP, AHH...
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES WE JUST FORGET
410
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:46,999
WHO OUR REAL FRIENDS ARE.
411
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:51,457
MAYBE YOU BETTER TRY
YOUR SLIME CURE ON GOS.
412
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:53,582
NO! NO! QUIT! PLEASE!
413
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,833
NO! STOP! HELP!
414
00:21:57,291 --> 00:22:00,832
THIS IS WORSE THAN
BEING A SLIME MONSTER.
415
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:04,832
I'M AFRAID THE ONLY CURE IS...
416
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:06,374
PLAIN OLD SOAP AND WATER!
417
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,874
NOW HOLD STILL.
418
00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:09,332
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
419
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,833
NO! PLEASE STOP! NO!