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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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[SIRENS]
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[PANTING]
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THAT DO-GOODER DUCK
WILL NEVER FIND ME HERE.
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,
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A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN
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THAT INTERRUPTS
YOUR FAVORITE SHOW.
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I AM DARKWING...
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KEEN GEAR, A REAL SUPERVILLAIN.
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LET'S SQUISH HIM.
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GOSALYN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE HOME STUDYING GEOGRAPHY.
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THIS IS MUCH MORE EDUCATIONAL.
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I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER.
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RIGHT NOW, LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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MOLIARTY, YOU'RE CORNERED
LIKE THE RAT YOU ARE.
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WRONG RODENT, DUCK.
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A RAT COULD NEVER DO THIS.
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DIG STRAIGHT THROUGH
THE PLANET IF YOU WANT.
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YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE
THE MIDNIGHT MALLARD.
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I DITCHED HIM.
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HE REALLY DID DIG STRAIGHT
THROUGH THE PLANET.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, LAUNCHPAD.
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THIS IS KUNG PAO CITY.
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I TOLD YOU THIS WAS EDUCATIONAL.
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I'M LEARNING ABOUT
GEOGRAPHY ALREADY.
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HE'S GETTIN' AWAY, D.W.
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FEAR NOT, FAITHFUL SIDEKICK.
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DARKWING DUCK HAS
THE SITUATION...
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WELL IN HAND.
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WOOPSY.
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YAAHH!
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
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WHOA! WHOA! GAK!
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ONCE AGAIN,
THE DAUNTLESS DARKWING DUCK
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DEFTLY DEFEATS THE DEMON'S
DEVIOUS, UH, UH...
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DEVILTRY.
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DEVILTRY.
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DON'T YOU KNOW
SOMEBODY IN KUNG PAO?
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MY OLD QUACK FU
INSTRUCTOR, GOOSE LEE.
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I STUDIED WITH HIM
LONGER THAN ANYONE.
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AND YOU STILL NEVER
EARNED YOUR BLACK BELT.
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D.W. COULD NEVER GET
ONE MOVE RIGHT...
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JUST NEVER MIND.
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WE'LL SURPRISE OLD MASTER LEE.
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HE'LL BE IMPRESSED
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THAT GRUBWORM IS NOW THE
MIGHTY MASKED MALLARD.
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GRUBWORM? GRUBWORM?
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A PET NAME.
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HE USED IT WITH
THE UTMOST RESPECT.
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[GOSALYN] UH-HUH. RIGHT.
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O.K., SO HE DIDN'T RESPECT ME.
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SO I ONLY STARTED FIGHTING CRIME
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TO WIN HIS APPROVAL.
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ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT?
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OH, GOLLY-GOSH NO, DAD.
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I'LL MAKE HIM RESPECT ME
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IF I HAVE TO BREAK
EVERY BONE IN MY BODY.
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I'LL SHOW MASTER LEE
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THAT I'VE PERFECTED ALL THE
FIGHTING TECHNIQUES HE TAUGHT ME...
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THE WEB KICK...
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THE DREADED NOSTRIL FLIP...
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AND, OF COURSE,
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THE UNSTOPPABLY
SAVAGE BELLY BOUNCE.
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WHOA! WHOA!
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UH, LEMME GUESS.
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YOU COULDN'T GET THE
BELLY BOUNCE RIGHT.
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CORRECT.
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I HOPE MASTER LEE
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WON'T BE OFFENDED BY MY
DASHING CRIMEFIGHTER'S ATTIRE.
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HE TOOK A VOW OF POVERTY.
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LIVES IN A HUMBLE SHACK.
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WOW! I WISH WE LIVED
IN A HUMBLE SHACK.
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THAT'S GOOSE LEE?
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MORTY, BABY,
WAIT'LL YA SEE MY NEXT VIDEO...
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THE QUACK FU DIET...
FIGHT FAT WITH YOUR FEET.
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CIAO, BABES. LET'S DO DIM SUM.
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SO, GRUBWORM,
YOU RETURN AT LAST.
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UM... AHEM.
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I HAVE READ OF YOUR ADVENTURES.
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YOU'VE TURNED OUT TO BE
MASTER LEE'S GREATEST...
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WHAT'S THE WORD?
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PUPIL? DISCIPLE?
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DISAPPOINTMENT.
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YOU HAVE ABANDONED
THE WAYS OF QUACK FU.
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YOU USE MACHINES, GAS GUN,
JET PLANE, MOTORCYCLE.
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AND YOU HAVE NEVER
MASTERED THE BELLY BOUNCE.
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SO, I'VE ABANDONED THE
WAYS OF QUACK FU, HUH?
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WHAT ABOUT YOU,
MR. QUACK FU DIET?
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ONE DAY MASTER LEE AWOKE
TO A GREAT REVELATION.
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IF HE UTILIZED MASS
MARKETING STRATEGY,
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HE COULD GUIDE MORE STUDENTS
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ALONG THE TRUE PATH OF QUACK FU.
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SUDDENLY, I'M ROLLING IN DOUGH.
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BOOKS, VIDEO, ACTION FIGURES.
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IT WAS INCREDIBLE.
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BUT HUMBLE MASTER LEE
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HAS AN EVEN GREATER DREAM.
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THIS, MY FRIENDS,
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IS THAT DREAM.
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BEHOLD, NINJA LAND.
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MILLIONS WILL COME AND LEARN
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THE TRUE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT.
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DO YOU STILL THINK
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MASTER LEE HAS
ABANDONED QUACK FU?
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NO. DID I SAY THAT?
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WHAT I REALLY MEANT TO SAY
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WAS PLEASE TEACH ME.
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PUT ME BACK ON THE TRUE PATH.
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YES.
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NOW, STOP BLUBBERING ON MY ROBE.
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IT'S SILK.
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THANK YOU. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
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I MUST SHOOT AN ADVERTISEMENT
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FOR MY LATEST VIDEO...
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QUICK QUACK FU WITH
MASTER LEE'S HONEYS.
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I WILL FILM YOUR TRAINING
FOR THE COMMERCIAL.
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I'M A CONSUMMATE ACTOR.
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YOU'RE STROLLING THROUGH
THE PARK WITH A DATE
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WHEN SUDDENLY, NINJA ATTACK.
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HOW CAN YOU PROTECT YOUR
WEAK AND HELPLESS DATE?
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HI-YAH! HI-YAH!
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SHE PROTECTED HER
WEAK AND HELPLESS DATE
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USING THE ANCIENT
ART OF QUACK FU.
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MASTER LEE CAN TEACH THESE
TECHNIQUES TO ANYONE,
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EVEN A FLABBY WIMP LIKE THIS.
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ISN'T THIS GREAT, GOS?
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D.W.'S IN A REAL TV COMMERCIAL.
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GOLLY GEE, SURE IS EXCITING.
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ABOUT AS EXCITING AS
WATCHING GROUT MILDEW.
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TELL DAD I'M GOING TO SEE
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THE CULTURAL HIGHLIGHTS
OF KUNG PAO CITY,
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LIKE THE VIDEO ARCADE.
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WITH MY TRAINING,
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THIS POOR SLOB
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WILL BECOME A MIGHTY BALL
OF MARTIAL ARTS FURY.
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HE'LL BE ABLE TO EMPLOY MOVES
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LIKE THE EYELID TWIST...
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THE NAVEL SPIN...
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B-B-B-BA!
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AND THE MOST DEVASTATING
MOVE OF ALL...
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NOT THE BELLY BOUNCE.
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THE BELLY BOUNCE.
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MASTER LEE WILL
TEACH YOU ALL THIS
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IN QUICK QUACK FU WITH
MASTER LEE'S HONEYS.
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SO ORDER NOW.
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CUT!
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SO HOW DID I DO, MASTER LEE?
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ADEQUATELY, GRUBWORM.
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NOW LET'S TRY IT WITH
FILM IN THE CAMERA.
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THERE'S GOTTA BE A VIDEO ARCADE
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SOMEWHERE IN THIS CITY.
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I NEED ACTION.
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[GOSALYN] NOT THAT MUCH ACTION!
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UH-OH.
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O.K., YOU PAJAMA-WEARIN' YAHOOS,
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TAKE YOUR BEST...
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OOF! OOF!
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THANKS, PAL.
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YOU SAVED MY... [GASP]
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HONKER?
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I SAVED YOUR HONKER?
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NO. YOU LOOK LIKE... NEVER MIND.
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I'M GOSALYN MALLARD.
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THANKS FOR RESCUING ME.
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I'M DUK LING.
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AND WE'RE NOT OUT
OF THE WOODS YET.
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WHOA! WHOA!
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I DISAPPROVE OF THIS MACHINE.
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THE LONGER GOSALYN
STAYS AT A VIDEO ARCADE,
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THE SOONER I GO
TO THE POORHOUSE.
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HELP! THEY'RE STEALING
THE DRAGON'S HORN!
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HELP!
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[MAN] HELP!
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SOUNDS LIKE TROUBLE.
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MAYHEM AT THE MUSEUM.
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IF THIS DOESN'T
IMPRESS MASTER LEE,
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NOTHING WILL.
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SUCK GAS, YOU NINJA NINCOMPOOPS.
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WHAT WAS THE FIRST
THING I TAUGHT YOU?
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A QUACK FU WARRIOR
NEEDS ONLY HIMSELF?
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O.K. STAND BACK.
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YOU DON'T WANT NINJA
SPLATTERED ALL OVER YOU.
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PREPARE TO FACE DARKWING
DUCK'S FEARSOME FISTS OF FURY.
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FIRST, THE BEAK BASH. HI-YAH!
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THEN THE TOE TWISTER.
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HI-YO!
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AND FINALLY,
THE DOUBLE WEB-KICK.
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GRUBWORM, USE THE BELLY BOUNCE.
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I CAN'T DO THE BELLY BOUNCE.
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BESIDES,
THESE GUYS ARE BATTERED,
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BAMBOOZLED, AND BEATEN.
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THEY'RE COMPLETELY...
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HELPLESS.
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THE SECOND THING I TAUGHT YOU?
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NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A NINJA.
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TO REDEEM YOURSELF,
OVERCOME YOUR FOOLISHNESS.
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GRUBWORM,
YOU MUST UNDERGO THE QUACK TAO.
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THE QUACK TAO? THE QUACK TAO?
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WHAT'S THE QUACK TAO AGAIN?
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WHO ARE THESE
NINJA BOZOS ANYWAY?
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WHY ARE THEY AFTER US?
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THE NINJAS HAVE BEEN
TERRORIZING MY NEIGHBORHOOD,
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TRYING TO CHASE EVERYONE OUT.
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SOME BIG DEVELOPER
WANTS THE LAND.
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[DUK LING] WHAT'LL WE DO?
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UM...
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AH, FORGET THE KIDS.
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COME ON, DUK LING.
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THESE GUYS MUST BE PART
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OF AN INTERNATIONAL RING OF
CRIMINAL ALIEN NINJA ZOMBIE SPIES.
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THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB
FOR GOSALYN MALLARD,
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CRIMEBUSTER!
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FELLOW FOLLOWERS OF THE MASTER,
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OUR WORK IS NEARLY DONE.
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WE HAVE OBTAINED...
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THE SACRED HORN!
244
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WE'LL FIND THE ANCIENT
DRAGON OF KUNG PAO
245
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AND PUT THE HORN IN PLACE,
246
00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:07,582
BRINGING THE GREAT DRAGON...
TO LIFE!
247
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ANYONE WHO STANDS IN OUR WAY...
248
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ANYONE WHO STANDS IN OUR WAY...
249
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UH... WELL... UH...
250
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SHALL DIE.
251
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SHALL DIE! SHALL DIE!
252
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THE LEGENDARY ANCIENT
DRAGON OF KUNG PAO.
253
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THIS STUFF IS FOR REAL?
254
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WE JUST MIGHT NEED
A TEENSY BIT OF HELP
255
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ON THIS ONE.
256
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LET'S VAMOOSE.
257
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UH...
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES, ANYONE?
258
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[GULP]
259
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DUK LING, HELP!
260
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DUK LING!
261
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[GOSALYN] DUK LING,
YOU COWARD, COME BACK!
262
00:12:58,083 --> 00:12:59,874
THAT SPINELESS CHICKEN!
263
00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:01,499
THAT WIMP!
264
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:05,249
HE OUGHTTA CHANGE HIS
NAME TO WEAK LING.
265
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:08,250
I'M GONNA WRING HIS...
266
00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:19,582
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A WIMP.
267
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:22,124
YOU KICK DOWN IRON DOORS.
268
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:25,207
WHY DIDN'T YOU
FIGHT THOSE NINJAS?
269
00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:28,374
I DID NOT WANT TO HURT ANYONE.
270
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IF THEY BRING THAT DRAGON BACK,
271
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PEOPLE WILL GET HURT.
272
00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:35,582
WE GOTTA TELL DARKWING.
273
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DARKWING WHO?
274
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[MASTER LEE] REMEMBER GRUBWORM,
275
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THE BELLY BOUNCE ENSURES SUCCESS
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IN ANY SITUATION.
277
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OBSERVE.
278
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HAH! BOARDS DON'T HIT BACK.
279
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OF COURSE, I COULD BE WRONG.
280
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AND NOW THE QUACK TAO!
281
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HEY! HEY!
282
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[MASTER LEE] NOW YOU LIVE OR DIE
283
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:15,332
WITH NOTHING TO SAVE
YOU BUT YOUR BELLY.
284
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,499
[DARKWING] HEY! STOP ALL THIS!
285
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,082
IT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!
286
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DARKWING!
287
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,082
DARKWING!
288
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,582
I'M LEARNING THE BELLY BOUNCE,
289
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,165
TO RETRIEVE THE DRAGON'S HORN.
290
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:30,582
BUT WE'VE SEEN THE HORN!
291
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:31,583
[WHISTLES]
292
00:14:31,584 --> 00:14:33,499
HOLD IT, GUYS.
293
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,624
YOU'VE SEEN THE HORN?
294
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ALL THESE NINJAS...
295
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ARE BRINGING TO LIFE...
296
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,499
THIS GIANT DRAGON...
297
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,999
[DUK LING] IN THE JUNGLE.
298
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AN OLD WIVES' TALE.
299
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,874
THERE'S NO SUCH DRAGON.
300
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:49,999
I'VE SEEN IT.
A DRAGON STATUE IN THE JUNGLE.
301
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,124
WE MUST STOP THEM.
302
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,082
JUST TO PROVE THIS IS NONSENSE,
303
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:58,082
WE WILL GO SEE THIS DRAGON.
304
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:01,999
[DARKWING] I MAY HAVE TROUBLE
WITH THE BELLY BOUNCE,
305
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,499
BUT AT SLEUTHING,
306
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:07,707
NO ONE BEATS ST.
CANARD'S CRAFTY CAPED CRIME-CRUSHER!
307
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:10,957
NO MINUTE DETAIL
ESCAPES THE TRAINED EYE
308
00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:12,457
OF DARKWING DU...
309
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,082
OW!
310
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THE DRAGON!
311
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,832
[MASTER LEE] THE LEGEND IS TRUE.
312
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,582
THE ANCIENT DRAGON EXISTS.
313
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:22,999
WHAT NOW?
314
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,874
LET'S BLOW IT UP.
315
00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:27,582
THAT'S YOUR SOLUTION
TO EVERYTHING.
316
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,999
IT WORKS ON CLOGGED SINKS.
317
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,124
AS THE PROVERB SAYS,
318
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"WHEN MONKEY AND SQUIRREL
ARGUE, LION WINS."
319
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:38,582
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
320
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,249
THE GAME'S OVER.
321
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,707
WITH THE DRAGON,
322
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I'LL CHASE EVERYONE
OFF THAT PROPERTY
323
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,999
AND START BUILDING NINJA LAND.
324
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:51,415
YOU'RE THE ONE SCARING US
OUT OF OUR NEIGHBORHOOD,
325
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:55,249
AND I LED YOU TO THE DRAGON.
RATS!
326
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,290
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
327
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,832
MASTER LEE... A COMMON CRIMINAL.
328
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,582
YOU'LL BE MY PARTNER, MY HEIR.
329
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,415
WHADDAYA SAY?
330
00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:05,874
I SAY...
331
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,875
SUCK GAS!
332
00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,833
[COUGHING]
333
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,457
YOUR LOSS, GRUBWORM.
334
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,625
GET 'EM, BOYS!
335
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:22,082
NO MORE MR. NICE DUCK!
336
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,500
HI-YAAAAH!
337
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,874
[DUK LING] SORRY.
I HOPE THAT DIDN'T HURT.
338
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,457
MY APOLOGIES.
339
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,874
I'M NOT USUALLY LIKE THIS.
340
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,625
EXCUSE ME.
341
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:37,457
WAY TO GO, DUK LING!
342
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:40,707
D.W., THE DRAGON!
343
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,707
I'VE DONE IT!
344
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,165
THE DRAGON'S MINE!
345
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:47,500
NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!
346
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:05,000
NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!
347
00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:16,457
OH, GREAT ANCIENT DRAGON,
348
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:18,957
YOU ARE MINE TO COMMAND.
349
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:22,707
LET ME HEAR YOUR FEARSOME ROAR!
350
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,374
AH!
351
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,207
GOO GOO GA GA!
352
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,208
HUH?
353
00:17:27,209 --> 00:17:30,374
HEY, IT'S JUST A BABY.
354
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,415
IT'S 2,000 YEARS OLD.
355
00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,874
MAYBE FOR DRAGONS THAT'S YOUNG.
356
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:37,208
TOYS!
357
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,457
NO, YOU IDIOT! FORGET THEM.
358
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:45,832
TAKE ME TO KUNG PAO CITY.
DO WHAT I SAY!
359
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:49,875
NOBODY PANIC.
DARKWING DUCK'S ON THE JOB.
360
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:53,208
O.K. NOW YOU CAN PANIC.
361
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,374
TOYS!
362
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,082
WANNA PWAY!
363
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,958
AAH! AAH!
364
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:02,290
[DARKWING] AVALANCHE!
365
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,125
IN HERE!
366
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,874
[DRAGON SNIFFING]
367
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:10,000
TOYS?
368
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:12,874
HA HA HA!
369
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,750
TOYS!
370
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:18,374
UH, EVERYONE O.K.?
371
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:19,874
I'M O.K., D.W.,
372
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:23,082
ASIDE FROM BEING
DOOMED TO DEATH.
373
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:25,290
WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
374
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:28,290
I WANTED TO SPREAD
QUACK FU WISDOM.
375
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,290
DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP.
376
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:31,749
I'LL DO IT!
377
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,374
WE TRUSTED YOU,
378
00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:36,749
AND YOU SET A GIANT
MONSTER LOOSE.
379
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,332
YOU'RE SOME PAL.
380
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,290
NO TIME FOR RECRIMINATIONS.
381
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,000
TIME TO DIG.
382
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,749
[DRAGON GURGLES]
383
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,875
WANNA PWAY!
384
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:51,332
AH!
385
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:53,625
TOYS!
386
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:57,708
ROWAH SKATES!
387
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:02,499
OOH!
388
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,290
CHOO-CHOO!
389
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:05,458
WHOO!
390
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,583
TWAIN WIDE!
391
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,625
CHOO-CHOO BWOKEN!
392
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:20,582
TOY BOAT!
393
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,375
TOY BOAT!
394
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,999
THE DRAGON'S BEEN THROUGH HERE.
395
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,374
AMAZING DEDUCTION, LAUNCHPAD.
396
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,875
DEVISE A PLAN, GRUBWORM.
397
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,999
I'VE WAITED YEARS TO SAY THIS...
398
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,749
QUIT CALLING ME GRUBWORM!
399
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,249
I HATE IT!
400
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:43,833
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
401
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:48,250
[DARKWING] AND WE'LL
HANDLE THIS DRAGON MY WAY.
402
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,707
OH, DRAGGIE-POO!
403
00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:54,582
LOOKIE WHAT UNCA
DARKWING'S GOT YOU.
404
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:57,250
ICE CWEAM!
405
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,875
ICE CWEAM!
406
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,374
NOW!
407
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,708
OOPS!
408
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,332
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
409
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:22,875
DARKWING DUCK SCORES
ANOTHER SMASH SUCCESS.
410
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:28,290
FAW DOWN AN' GO BOOM!
411
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:31,415
DARKWING, MY SON, SPEAK TO ME.
412
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:33,374
WATTLE!
413
00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:34,415
YAAHH!
414
00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:37,165
HE CALLED ME S-S-SON.
415
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,749
OOH, WATTLE! WATTLE!
416
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,708
HA HA HA!
417
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,624
D.W.,
THE DRAGON TOOK MASTER LEE.
418
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,249
HE CALLED ME... SON!
419
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:50,957
O.K., DRAGON...
420
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,000
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
421
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:01,499
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
422
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:05,165
I AM THE BUBBLE GUM THAT
STICKS IN YOUR HAIR.
423
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:09,082
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
424
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:13,208
PERHAPS I OVERDID
THE TERROR THING.
425
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,708
TUH-ROUBLE!
426
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:31,707
THAT WAS THE FINEST BELLY
BOUNCE I'VE EVER SEEN.
427
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:35,624
NOW I CAN CALL YOU
A TRUE WARRIOR.
428
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:39,249
YOU BETTER CALL ME
A DOCTOR INSTEAD.
429
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:43,624
WELL, D.W.,
YOU GOT YOUR QUACK FU BLACK BELT,
430
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:46,165
MASTER LEE GOT NINJA LAND,
431
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:49,707
AND THE DRAGON GOT
WHAT HE WANTED...
432
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,582
TO PLAY ALL DAY LONG.
433
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:56,707
AND MASTER LEE TAUGHT ME
ABOUT MARKETING STRATEGY.
434
00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:59,332
I'LL PRODUCE HALF-HOUR VIDEOS...
435
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:01,832
SELF-DEFENSE THE DARKWING WAY.
436
00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:03,707
YEAH, RIGHT, DAD.
437
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:06,707
WHO'D WANNA SIT AND WATCH YOU
438
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:09,000
FOR HALF AN HOUR?