♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
THE GOLDEN ORB OF YTTERBIUM!
ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL QUEST BY...
ASTRODUCK! PRINCE OF SPACE!
[OVERLORD] NOT SO FAST!
BY THE PLANETS!
MY ARCH-ENEMY, THE COSMIC OVERLORD!
THIS NEUTRON-DISASSEMBLER SAYS THE ORB IS MINE!
MY PLASMA PISTOL WILL END YOUR VILLAINY!
[GOSALYN] USE YOUR ROCKET-SKIS, ASTRODUCK!
YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT ON!
BOY, HONK! YOUR FOLKS ARE THE BEST BABYSITTERS.
ASTRODUCK'S ABOUT TO BLAST THE COSMIC OVERLORD!
IT'S NO TIME TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
ACTUALLY, THIS IS YOUR HOMEWORK, GOSALYN.
THEN GET BACK TO WORK!
I SAID I'D HELP WITH YOUR PAPER, NOT WRITE IT.
I WROTE THE TITLE.
THE GREAT EXPLORERS OF HISTORY.
BY GOSALYN MALLARD.
COOL, HUH?
AAA! DAD!
NO MORE TV FOR YOU.
WRITE YOUR PAPER.
BUT, DAD! HISTORY'S SO BORING!
IT'S JUST A BUNCHA STUPID DATES AND JUNK!
WRONG-O, YOUNG LADY! HISTORY IS THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE!
NOW COME WITH... ME!
WHOAAAA!
HISTORY IS THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE!
[YAWN]
MORE LIKE THE FOUNTAIN OF BOREDOM.
[SNORING]
HEY!
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
WHOAAAAH!
YAAA-AAAHH!
YAAAHH!
WHOAF!
ASTRODUCK!
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT THAN YOU DO ON TV!
A FLYING BOOK!
I COULD USE THAT ON MY QUEST...
FOR THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE!
CARE TO JOIN ME?
THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE? YOU BET!
I'D NEVER HAVE TO STUDY AGAIN!
THEN... ONWARD TO GLORY!
HEY, WAIT UP!
HOW DO YOU STEER THIS THING?
WHOA-OA-OA!
YAAHH! YAAHH!
OOF! OOF!
MY ROCKET-SKIES... BROKEN!
AND THE WARRANTY JUST RAN OUT.
COOL!
WE'VE GOT TO LOOK FOR THE FOUNTAIN!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
TO ASK DIRECTIONS!
[CRASH]
AT LAST! I'VE FOUND THE SHORTCUT TO ICELAND!
I'LL ASK THAT VIKING IF HE KNOWS WHERE...
VIKING?
HEY, WHERE ARE WE, ANYWAY?
ACCORDING TO MY UNIVERSAL TRAVEL COMPU-GUIDE,
WE'RE SOMEWHERE IN YOUR PLANET'S HISTORY!
HELP ME WITH THIS BOOK!
WE'VE GOT A FOUNTAIN TO FIND!
WE'RE IN HISTORY?!
WHERE ELSE WOULD A FLYING HISTORY BOOK TAKE YOU?
SEE? IT'S OPEN TO THE DISCOVERY OF AMERICA!
SO THAT MUST BE THE GREAT VIKING EXPLORER,
LEIF ERIKSSON!
YO, LEIF! WELCOME TO AMERICA!
ANY IDEA WHERE THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE IS?
NOT REALLY. I...
WAIT A SECOND... THIS ISN'T ICELAND?
TERRIFIC! THAT'S WHAT I GET
FOR FOLLOWING MY SIDEKICK'S DIRECTIONS!
I MUSTA HAD THE MAP UPSIDE-DOWN.
LEIF ERIKSSON HAD A SIDEKICK?
THAT'S NOT IN THE HISTORY BOOKS!
COME ON, GOSALYN! LET'S GO LOOK FOR THE FOUNTAIN!
LET'S JUST ASK WHERE IT IS.
HEY! MAYBE THOSE INDIANS KNOW!
LOOK, DEAR. WE'RE BEING DISCOVERED!
HOW DO I LOOK?
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOUS GOT HERE!
WE'VE BEEN BARBECUIN' FOR MANY MOONS!
WHO WANTS A BUFFALO BURGER?
[CRASH]
PLEASE WORK ON YOUR LANDINGS.
NONETHELESS,
I, CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS,
HAVE FOUND THE SHORTCUT TO INDIA!
I CLAIM THIS INDIA
IN THE NAME OF SPAIN!
I ARRIVED FIRST! IT'S AMERICA, NOT INDIA.
OH, YEAH?
THEN WHY ARE THERE INDIANS HERE?
LOOK, I WAS HERE FIRST!
NO, I WAS.
NO, YOU WEREN'T.
YOU WEREN'T! YES, I WAS!
GUYS, PLEASE.
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE BABIES.
I WAS HERE BEFORE YOU BOTH.
SHE WANTS TO STEAL OUR CREDIT.
LET'S GET HER!
BADMINTON!
MY FAVORITE!
FUNNY LOOKIN' RACKET, THOUGH.
GIMME THAT!
DON'T LEAVE! I'LL GET THE NET.
ONE BADMINTON NET COMIN' UP!
OHH! OHH!
OOF!
A MINOR SETBACK.
YOU CAN'T TACKLE IN BADMINTON.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE IS?
NOT PRE-ZACTLY.
AN ANCIENT LEGEND SAYS THE FOUNTAIN IS...
FAR AWAY FROM HERE.
I'LL CHECK THE UNIVERSAL COMPU-TRAVEL GUIDE.
AS FAR AS YOU CAN GET FROM AMERICA? HMM...
CHINA! CHINA!
HOW DOES THIS BOOK WORK?
JUST TURN TO A PAGE ABOUT CHINA.
HERE IT IS! CHINA! LET'S GO!
THANKS FOR THE TIP!
ONWARD TO CHINA...
AND TO GLORY!
YEEEE-HAAHH!
[SNORING]
ASTRODUCK, LOOK OUT.
[SNORING]
THE LIFE OF A CRIMEFIGHTER
IS NEVER EASY,
ESPECIALLY WHEN HIS CAPE'S USED TO WAX THE CAR.
[GASPS] OH, NO!
GOSALYN'S SLEEPWALKING AGAIN!
NYAAHH!
[HORN HONKS]
HANG ON, GOSALYN!
I ALWAYS GET MY MAN... DAUGHTER...
WHATEVER.
UH-OH!
OHH!
AAH!
HEY! QUIET!
I'M TRYING TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP!
OOH, DARKWING AGAIN!
WILL HE HAUNT ME TO THE END OF MY DAYS?
GOSALYN!
LOOK OUT!
GOSALYN!
WE'RE FALLING!
I KNOW, BUT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
YAAHH! YAAHH!
UM...
HMM...
WE'RE IN THE IMPERIAL CHINESE PALACE.
THEY MUST BE THE EMPEROR AND EMPRESS.
AND THAT MUST BE MARCO POLO.
WOW!
WE'RE TRAVELING THROUGH HISTORY!
WHO'D THINK A SCHOOL BOOK COULD BE COOL?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
MORE VISITORS AND STUFF.
OH, GOODY, EMPEROR HERB!
YOU FRY MOO GOO GAI BURGERS,
I'LL SET THE GOOD CHINA.
MARCO POLO... HE DISCOVERED FRANCE, RIGHT?
OOOO! NO!
HE SPENT 20 YEARS EXPLORING THE ORIENT!
THEN HE'LL KNOW IF THE FOUNTAIN'S HERE!
IS THERE A FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE HERE?
HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
ALL I'VE FOUND IS JUNK!
COAL, TEA, SPICES!
HALF MY LIFE WASTED! I'M A FAILURE!
LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL STUFF!
HEY, FIREWORKS!
WELL, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
KEEN GEAR!
MY SIDEKICK'S GOT MORE JUNK IN THE CART.
UH, WHAT CART?
BY THE PLANETS, LOOK!
THE COSMIC OVERLORD!
ASTRODUCK!
WHAT A DELIGHTFUL SURPRISE!
CROSS THE GALAXY TO STEAL SOME ARTIFACTS,
AND I GET MY ARCH-ENEMY.
WELL, KIDS, SAY HELLO TO MY NEUTRON-DISASSEMBLER
AND GOODBYE TO BREATHING!
DISINTEGRATION'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU.
JUST SIT TIGHT WHILE I DREAM UP SOMETHING REALLY...
ICKY!
FEAR NOT.
MY VIBROBLASTER WILL...
SAVE US.
AT LEAST HE DIDN'T SET OFF YOUR FIREWORKS!
FIREWORKS! THAT'S IT!
WHO'S GOT A MATCH?
I COULD FEED 'EM TO THE GIANT SLUGS?
DROWN 'EM IN SOY SAUCE?
MAKE 'EM WATCH GAME SHOWS?
[SNIFF SNIFF]
BURN 'EM AT... WHAT'S BURNING?
YAAHH!
YEOW!
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OVERLORD?
AHA! VIRTUE TRIUMPHS ONCE MORE!
LISTEN, THANK YINS
FOR SAVIN' MY IMPERIAL HIDE AND STUFF.
WHAT CAN I DO?
WHERE'S THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE?
WELL, I DUNNO EXACTLY,
BUT AN ANCIENT CHINESE LEGEND
SAYS IT'S IN AFRICA!
AFRICA COMIN' RIGHT UP!
I CLAIM THIS INDIA IN THE NAME OF SPAIN!
SORRY, MISTER COLUMBUS, BUT THIS IS CHINA!
MINOR SETBACK.
ABU DHABI, AFGHANISTAN,
AFRICA! COME ON, GOSALYN.
ONWARD TO AFRICA AND TO GLORY!
WHY'S IT SHAKING LIKE THIS?
IT NEVER DID THIS BEFORE.
STOP! STOP!
YIKE!
UH-OH.
TOODLES!
OOO, BOY!
I'LL GRAB THAT GIRL HE WAS SAVING
AND GET DARKWING DO-GOODER TO FOLLOW HER INTO MY TRAP.
BIZARRO!
LIGHTNING FROM NOWHERE!
YAAHH! YAAHH!
HEY! BUZZ OFF!
PESKY LIONS AND TIGERS! ALWAYS UNDERFOOT!
COME ON, TRUSTY SIDEKICK.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE.
WHERE CAN WE FIND THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE?
WE CAN'T EVEN FIND THIS LIVINGSTONE.
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR MONTHS.
WE COULD'VE FOUND HIM.
WE LIKE THE SCENERY.
[HUMMING SABRE DANCE]
DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE, I PRESUME?
YOU GOT IT, SPUD!
I HATE TO SPOIL THIS GREAT MOMENT IN HISTORY,
BUT WHERE'S THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE?
I DON'T KNOW PRE-ZACTLY, BUT...
DON'T TELL ME.
THERE'S AN ANCIENT AFRICAN LEGEND.
YOU GOT IT!
IT SAYS THE FOUNTAIN'S BEYOND THE LAND OF ICE.
LAND OF ICE?
LAND OF ICE. LAND OF ICE.
ICELAND! AND BEYOND ICELAND IS... ICELAND.
AND BEYOND ICELAND IS THE...
NORTH POLE!
YEP, I READ THAT IN SCHOOL.
LET'S HIT IT, ASTRODUCK!
SURPRISE!
I'LL FIND THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE MYSELF.
WITH IT, I'LL RULE THE UNIVERSE!
AS FOR YOU TWO,
IT'LL TAKE SOMETHING BIG TO SAVE YOU NOW.
AAH!
[OVERLORD] I GUESS THAT'S BIG ENOUGH.
I CLAIM THIS INDIA IN THE NAME OF SPAIN!
PICK UP THE CLUE PHONE. THIS IS AFRICA.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO SMUG ABOUT IT.
THAT WAS THE WRONG OFFRAMP.
LET'S FIND THE FOUNTAIN BEFORE THE GRUMP WAKES UP.
ONWARD TO THE NORTH POLE
AND TO GLO... WHOA-OA!
I COULD RECOMMEND A FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR.
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE NORTH POLE IS?
NATURALLY!
I'M ROBERT PEARY, EXPLORER EXTRAORDINAIRE!
SIDEKICK, WHICH WAY TO THE NORTH POLE?
IT'S JUST A GUESS,
BUT I'D SAY OVER THAT HILL.
SANTA'S WORKSHOP?
HO, HO, HO!
HELLO, BOYS AND GIRL.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR SOME NICE HOT COCOA.
COME ALONG! COME ALONG!
THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK
I'VE FALLEN FOR THAT
"DISGUISE YOURSELF AS SANTA CLAUS" TRICK.
THE ULTIMATE DARKWING TRAP!
NOW TO SET THE BAIT.
GOSALYN!
GOSALYN, WAIT!
DON'T WORRY. SHE'LL BE FINE.
SHE'S NOT THE ONE I'M SQUISHING INTO DISGUSTING MUSH.
SEE YA LATER.
SORRY I HAVE TO LEAVE YOU.
I CAN TELL YOU'RE CRUSHED!
OKAY, FINE. MINOR SETBACK.
NOW FOLLOW MY LEAD.
WHEW! IF I WERE ANY TALLER,
THAT WOULD'VE BEEN UGLY.
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
OKAY, MAYBE I SAID YOU COULD ESCAPE ANY TRAP.
I DIDN'T THINK HE'D TAKE US TO THE MOON.
I'D NEVER HURT YOU...
UNLESS YOU TRIED TO GET AWAY.
HOWEVER, ACCORDING TO
YOUR UNIVERSAL TRAVEL COMPU-GUIDE,
THE FIRST MEN REACHING THE MOON
WILL ARRIVE ANY SECOND NOW.
AND GUESS WHERE THEY'RE LANDING?
WHY DID I AGREE TO GO ON YOUR QUEST?
BECAUSE YOU WANTED A SHORTCUT TO STUDYING HISTORY.
OH, YEAH. RIGHT.
YOU'LL NEVER LEARN THAT WAY!
I LEARNED SOMETHING FROM ALL THOSE GREAT EXPLORERS.
OH, YEAH? WHAT MIGHT THAT BE?
NEVER LET A MINOR SETBACK STOP YOU,
AND NOBODY LANDS RIGHT WHERE THEY PLAN TO.
YAAHH-AK!
THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN...
OH...
ONE BAD DAY FOR THAT GUY.
I CLAIM THIS INDIA...
OH, GREAT. DON'T TELL ME.
I KNEW THIS WASN'T INDIA.
ESPECIALLY WITH THAT BIG GLOWING FOUNTAIN OVER THERE.
KEEN GEAR! THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE.
ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL QUEST BY ASTRODUCK, PRINCE OF SPACE!
THIS NEUTRON- DISASSEMBLER
SAYS THE FOUNTAIN IS MINE!
I'M A MASTER OF THE ATOMIC POCKET-KNIFE.
I AM A MASTER OF THE ATOMIC BROADSWORD.
HAAII-YAAHH! HAAII-YAAHH!
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S FAKE. JUST A CHEAP SPECIAL EFFECT.
OF COURSE IT'S A SPECIAL EFFECT.
WE'RE ONLY CHARACTERS ON TV.
SHE THOUGHT THE FOUNTAIN WOULD MAKE HER SMART?
DO YOU KNOW HOW I CAN GET HOME?
SIMPLE.
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS...
WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
Ñ @@ÑÑ @@ WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
WHAT... WHERE...
WHOA! HOW'D WE GET HERE?
IT'S A LONG STORY.
RIGHT NOW WE'VE GOTTA HELP D.W.
NO FAIR RUNNIN'.
STAND STILL AND FRY.
NO SWEAT. FINALLY I CAN USE THIS BOOK.
OOPS. WRONG ONE.
HOW'S THE WATER, CHUMP?
JUST FINE, SPARKY.
OH, NO! I'LL SHORT-CIRCUIT!
AAH!
[GOSALYN] GOOD GOIN', DAD. YOU SAVED THE DAY!
THAT'S NOT ALL I SAVED.
MY HISTORY BOOK.
OH, GOODY.