♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
IT'S NO USE, NEGADUCK!
YOU TRAPPED THE POLICE DEPARTMENT IN LIME JELLO,
BUT YOU DIDN'T TRAP ME.
OOOH, DARKWING DUCK. I'M SO SCARED.
OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU SHOULD BE!
EEP!
I'M MORE AFRAID OF EARLY HAIR LOSS!
BALD OR BUSHY,
I'M TAKING YOU IN!
I'M WAAAAY TOO CUNNING FOR YOU.
YOU ARE NOT!
ARE, TOO.
WAAH!
AAH!
32 LEFT, 12 RIGHT, 16... AHA!
HAH!
"HAH!" YOURSELF.
12 LEFT, 32 RIGHT... NO!
32 LEFT, 12 RIGH...
AHA!
OH!
YOU'VE LIT YOUR LAST FUSE, FIEND.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
THESE WERE IN THE CLEARANCE BIN AT DISCOUNTS R US.
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY OVERREACTING
TO NO LONGER BEING PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
I AM TOO NUMBER ONE!
ARE NOT. I'LL SHOW YOU.
HERE. HOLD THESE A SECOND.
SEE? RIGHT BEHIND DR. SLUG!
HE COULDN'T SLIME HIS WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG!
GIMME THAT! NUMBER TWO?
THIS TOWN IS TOAST!
[EXPLOSION]
OH, GOODY. I'LL GET THE MARMALADE.
THEY DON'T THINK I'M MEAN ENOUGH
TO BE PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
MAYBE THIS'LL CHANGE THEIR MINDS.
DON'T DO IT!
LET'S SEE WHAT THEIR OPINION IS
AFTER THEY'RE BLOWN INTO ORBIT.
WHAT? AWK!
AAH!
SORRY WE'RE LATE, D.W.
WE WENT TO THE SPORTS BOUTIQUE.
YOU DID THAT?
LUCKY THEIR ARCHERY SETS WERE HALF OFF, HUH, DAD?
WHY, YOU COULD CUT YOURSELF,
AND, LAUNCHPAD,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT HER HERE.
IF NOT FOR ME, NEGADUCK WOULDN'T BE STUCK TO THAT...
OOPS.
SO ST. CANARD THINKS I'M NOT BAD ENOUGH, EH?
I'LL SHOW 'EM DR. SLUG HAS NOTHING ON ME.
IT WAS AWESOME, HONKER.
I PINNED NEGADUCK TO THE WALL LIKE A SWATTED FLY.
GEE, WHAT'D YOUR DAD DO? OH!
BULL'S-EYE!
OH, HE JUST YELLED.
NEVER MIND THAT WITHOUT ME ST. CANARD WOULD BE CHARCOAL.
MAYBE HE WAS MORE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SAFETY.
WRONG!
I COULD FEED A STARVING COUNTRY
OR RESCUE ELVIS FROM ALIEN INVADERS
AND HE'D NEVER NOTICE
'CAUSE HE THINKS I'M JUST A BABY.
IF I WAS SOMEBODY ELSE, HE'D APPRECIATE ME.
WHAT IF I WASN'T ME?
I'D BE ME BUT NOT TO HIM. YOU'LL HELP, RIGHT?
UH, SURE. GLAD TO. I THINK.
[DOGS BARKING]
[WHIMPERING]
[RUFF RUFF] [RUFF RUFF]
THIS CITY WANTS A PUBLIC ENEMY... SHADDAP!
I'LL SHOW THEM WHO'S NUMERO UNO!
SHADDAP! STUPID MUTTS.
[DOGS BARKING]
THIS OUGHTA KEEP YOU QUIET!
[DOGS STOP BARKING]
WELL, NOTHING LIKE BUILDING A REPUTATION BY DESTROYING SOME HISTORY.
[RUFF RUFF] [RUFF RUFF]
LOOKS LIKE DOG-BONE HEAVEN TO ME.
GO AHEAD, BOYS.
IIIIIT'S SHOWTIME!
THAT'LL GET POINTS ON THE HIT PARADE.
TIME TO KICK SHINS AT THE CONVALESCENT HOME.
[D.W.] YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
PICK UP EVERY BONE AND PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER,
NUMBER TWO.
GRRR!
HEY, YOU MUTTS!
THAT GUY WANTS TO TAKE YOUR BONES!
[GRRR] [GRRR]
WHOA! WHOA!
HEEL! HEEL!
WATCH OUT!
[WHIMPERING]
[RUFF]
[GRRR]
DON'T WORRY, L.P.
A TRUE HERO'S ALWAYS PREPARED.
HERE YOU GO... A NICE, CHEWY PAIR OF NEW SHOES!
HUNGRY LITTLE PUPS, AREN'T THEY?
[RUFF] [GRRR]
THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
I FEEL LIKE A PLATE OF DINNER SCRAPS.
YOU DON'T SEE DOGGIE KIBBLE WEARING A MATCHING CAPE.
NO ONE CAN STOP MY CAMPAIGN FOR PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
[SIREN]
[AWOO]
[AWOO] [AWOO]
[SIREN STOPS]
[MEOW MEOW]
[RUFF RUFF]
NICE DECOY, BUT WHO DID IT?
NOT ANOTHER SAPPY DO-GOODER!
LUCKY THAT WAS A TWO-FOR-ONE SALE.
EAT BOMB, TWERP!
THAT'S "QUIVERWING QUACK" TO YOU!
I CAN TELL I'M NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS KID.
H-H-HEY, THAT GUY IS GOOD.
NO, THAT GUY IS GOSALYN!
YAHOO!
QUIVERWING QUACK AT YOUR SERVICE.
[L.P.] WHOA!
AND HER FAITHFUL SIDEKICK, THE ARROWKID!
UH, THAT'S ME.
GOSALYN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
I'M QUIVERWING QUACK,
THE HERO WHO GIVES CROOKS THE SHAFT.
COOL SLOGAN, HUH?
TOO HIP FOR WORDS.
REPEAT... WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?
REALLY? SAVING YOUR TAILFEATHERS.
YOU'D BE DOG CHOW IF I DIDN'T SHOOT NEGADUCK.
OOPS.
SORRY TO BREAK UP THE HAPPY HEROES' CONVENTION,
BUT I GOT A REPUTATION TO SAVE!
GET READY FOR A BLITZKRIEG, BOYS!
MY WACKY GLUE ARROW SHOULD MUZZLE THAT MUZZLE.
LET'S GET TO SAFETY!
YOU'RE GONNA STAY RIGHT HERE!
ALL RIGHT, NEGA-SLIME! YOU'VE HAD IT!
NOT.
I'M GONNA NEED A LOT OF SKIN MOISTURIZER AFTER THIS CASE.
AND A WHOLE LOT OF BANDAIDS, TOO.
UNH! UNH!
OH, NO!
I THINK I REALLY HURT THEM THIS TIME.
EH, I LOVE THIS JOB.
ONE MORE SHOT OUGHTA DO IT.
IT'S UP TO US.
GOODBYE, DARKWING.
HELLO, NUMBER ONE SPOT.
[MUTTERING]
I DID IT!
YOU CERTAINLY DID.
SHE DID?
AMAZING RESCUE. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, HERO?
YOU AND THE FOLKS AT HOME CAN CALL ME QUIVERWING QUACK.
THIS IS MY SIDEKICK THE ARROWKID.
HI. WHA...
GEE, YOU NEVER INTRODUCE ME TO THE PRESS.
HEY! WHOA! TIME OUT!
LET'S GET FACTS STRAIGHT HERE.
THE TYKE DID HELP ME OUT OF A MOMENTARY DIFFICULTY.
MOMENTARY DIFFICULTY? YOU MEAN LIKE DYING?
BUT IT WAS I WHO FOUGHT NEGADUCK TO A STANDSTILL
BEFORE SHE ARRIVED.
REALLY?
THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS...
A PITIFUL ATTEMPT BY DARKWING TO STEAL THE GLORY
FROM ST. CANARD'S NEWEST HERO, QUIVERWING QUACK.
HEY, I WAS HERE FIRST. ASK NEGADUCK.
OOPS.
DARKWING, IN HIS EAGERNESS TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT,
HAS ALLOWED THE EVIL VILLAIN NEGADUCK TO ESCAPE!
[MIMICKING REPORTER]
SO ST. CANARD HAS A NEW FAVORITE HERO, EH?
AND A LITTLE GIRL AT THAT...
THE PERFECT TARGET FOR PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
THE NEWEST SENSATION IS THE MYSTERIOUS QUIVERWING QUACK.
BROUGHT TO JUSTICE BY THE FABULOUS QUIVERWING QUACK.
WHERE TO MEET NEW SUPERHEROES... TODAY ON QUACKALDO.
NOW IT'S TIME TO COOK WITH QUIVERWING.
SENSATIONAL...
NEW HERO...
QUIVER...
WING...
QUA...
HEY!
YOU WATCH TOO MUCH TV.
SO, HONKMAN, HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING A SIDEKICK?
TRUTHFULLY, I'D RATHER NOT BE ONE AT ALL,
BUT IF I DIDN'T, GOSALYN WOULD KILL ME.
TOMORROW THEY WANT ME ON PHIL DONADUCK.
PRETTY NEAT, HUH?
NEVER ASKED ME TO BE ON HIS SHOW.
I SAID, "PRETTY NEAT, HUH?"
AH, SURE, SURE, SURE.
GANDER WARHOL SAID EVERYONE GETS 15 MINUTES OF FAME.
15 MINUTES?
THAT'S RIGHT, AND YOURS ARE UP.
NO MORE GOING OUT AS QUIVERWING QUACK.
PHEW!
YOU COULD'VE BEEN HURT.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
THINGS WERE CONTROLLED UNTIL YOU THREW ME IN THAT SKULL.
SHE'S RIGHT, D.W.
YOU WERE KIND OF OVERPROTECTIVE.
I AM NOT OVERPROTECTIVE.
I DON'T BABY HER.
DON'T TAKE SUCH BIG BITES.
SO OLD HABITS ARE HARD TO BREAK. SUE ME.
BUT I'LL TRY.
THANKS, DAD.
LET'S SEE IF THEY'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT ME.
WE JUST RECEIVED THIS IMPORTANT BULLETIN.
SHH! RATS, IT'S OVER.
NEGADUCK'S ON THE RAMPAGE AGAIN.
HE'S ASSAULTING THE HOME OFFICE OF PEPE'S PIZZA.
PEPE'S PIZZA?
THAT'S, UM, THAT'S CRIMINAL.
DON'T SWEAT IT, GUYS.
JUST KICK BACK.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF NEGADUCK,
ALTHOUGH YOU ARE WELCOME TO COME AND WATCH.
AAH! OH!
AAH!
ST. CANARD ALWAYS WANTED A TOURIST ATTRACTION.
A LEANING TOWER OF PIZZA'S PERFECT.
ALL RIGHT, LAUNCHPAD.
[EXPLOSION]
O.K., NOW... I'M... MAD.
HURRY UP AND PARK.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
AHEM. JUST AS LONG AS YOU'RE CAREFUL.
DAD!
I'M SICK OF TWO-BIT HEROES RAINING ON MY PARADE!
I'M GONNA CLIP THEIR WINGS BUT GOOD!
I DON'T SEE NEGADUCK ANYWHERE.
WE'D BETTER SPLIT UP.
ALL RIGHT, IT'S QUIVERWING TIME!
REMEMBER, GOS... UH, QUIVERWING,
CAREFUL IS AS CAREFUL DOES.
DAD.
O.K., FORGET IT.
C'MON, ARROWKID.
I'M JUST A FATHER
WHO CAN'T HELP BUT CARE FOR HIS DAUGHTER!
THEY GROW UP SO QUICKLY.
DON'T WORRY. YOU WON'T SEE IT!
IS THERE A BLACK CAT? I CAN'T WASTE ONE HERO?
I'M PROTECTED BY THE SPIRIT OF JUSTICE.
RIGHT'S ON MY SIDE.
OH, PUHLEEEZE.
AAGH!
OOOOOH. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED?
WELL, I'M NOT!
[CRASH]
WE CAN'T HELP YOUR DAD!
QUIVERWING QUACK DOESN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF "CAN'T"!
CAN'T... A CONTRACTION MEANING IF WE SLIP, WE'RE DEAD MEAT.
JUST TAKE IT ONE STEP AT A...
WHOA!
I THINK WE BLEW IT.
I'LL SAY.
HELP! HELP!
HANG IN THERE.
I'M COMING. I'M COMING.
GOSALYN!
HANG ON, QUIVERWING!
NOW TAKE IT EASY.
WELL, ISN'T THIS A PRETTY PICTURE...
FOUR SITTING DUCKS ALL IN A LINE?
LOOKS LIKE THEIR LUCK'S RUN OUT THIS TIME.
DON'T TORTURE US WITH BAD POETRY.
TAKE ME. LET THEM GO!
DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.
QUIVERWING QUACK'S MY TICKET TO BECOMING NUMBER ONE.
YOU GUYS ARE JUST ALONG FOR THE RIDE!
AAH!
NOW TO PUT THE DROP ON 'EM... LITERALLY!
I'LL USE MY HOOK ARR...
MY SUCTION ARR...
MY PROPELLER ARR...
UH, DO SOMETHING, D.W.!
I INTEND TO!
HA HA! HA HA!
GREAT IDEA... HA HA!
BUT DID YOU HAVE TO USE... HA HA!
LAUGHING GAS? HA HA!
SORRY, LAUNCHPAD! BETTER THAN TEAR-GAS!
HA HA HA!
GO AHEAD, LAUGH, YOU NITWITS.
YOU GAVE ME AN IDEA
THAT'LL CINCH MY TITLE AS PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE...
IF ANYONE'S LEFT TO VOTE.
YOU'RE STILL JEALOUS!
I WAS HANDLING IT, BUT YOU HOGGED THE GLORY!
WHAT? REALITY CHECK, YOUNG LADY!
I WAS... WHAT?
[CHUCKLING]
WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE STOP LAUGHING?
OH, UH, SORRY, D.W.
UH, WE BETTER GO AIR OUT OUR CLOTHES.
I WAS SAVING OUR LIVES!
YOU WERE A HEROISM HOG!
THAT'S IT! NO MORE ARROWS! NO SIDEKICK!
NO MORE QUIVERWING QUACK!
YOU AREN'T OLD ENOUGH TO HANDLE BEING A HERO!
GO TO YOUR ROOM!
YOU NEVER TREATED ME LIKE A HERO!
YOU TREAT ME LIKE YOUR BABY GIRL!
BECAUSE YOU ARE.
[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]
GOSALYN, I WAS WONDERING HOW...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I HEARD ON THE RADIO THAT NEGADUCK...
YOUR DAD SAID...
"GO TO MY ROOM,"
BUT HE DIDN'T SAY "STAY."
YOU CAN'T FACE NEGADUCK ALONE.
WHY, 'CAUSE I'M A BABY?
NO, IT'S JUST...
SORRY, HONK, BUT IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME...
I HATE IT WHEN YOU AND GOSALYN ARE FIGHTING.
SAME HERE, BUT WAS I WRONG TO STOP HER?
FACING NEGADUCK ISN'T THE TYPICAL AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
MY DAD TOLD ME THERE COMES A TIME
WHEN PARENTS HAVE TO LET GO.
HOLDING ON TOO TIGHT COULD SMOTHER THE CHILD.
THE TYKE'S GOT TO START LOOKING AFTER HIMSELF
BECAUSE ALTHOUGH IT REALLY HURTS,
THE BIGGEST THRILL'S SEEING IT FLY ALL BY ITSELF.
YOUR DAD SAID THAT?
YUP. RIGHT BEFORE HE THREW ME OUT.
[POUNDING]
UH, HONKMAN, WHAT HAPPENED?
IT WAS GOSALYN!
SHE'S GONE TO FIGHT NEGADUCK BY HERSELF!
THERE!
EVERY STORM DRAIN, GAS MAIN, AND WATER PIPE
LEADING OUT OF ST. CANARD'S SHUT.
THE PRESSURE WILL BUST THIS CITY
LIKE A BUBBLE IN A BATHTUB! HA HA!
[L.P.] I ALWAYS HEARD PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT INFLATION.
THAT'S NO FIDUCIARY AFFLICTION!
IT'S NEGADUCK'S WORK!
LET'S FIND GOSALYN BEFORE THE BALLOON PAYMENT'S DUE.
GIVE IT UP, NEGADUCK!
YOU'RE OUT-CLASSED BY QUIVERWIIING QUACK!
OH, REALLY?
WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
NOT SO COCKY NOW, ARE YOU, QUIVERWING?
BIG DEAL! I CAN SWIM!
WAAH!
IF BLOWING UP ST. CANARD DIDN'T MAKE ME NUMBER ONE,
THIS'LL GUARANTEE IT.
[D.W.] NOT LIKELY!
YOU CAN'T SAVE BOTH THE GIRL AND THE CITY.
AU CONTRAIRE, THAT'S WHAT HEROES DO BEST.
WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A SIDEKICK OR TWO.
HYOY! HYAY! HO!
THEY CAN'T STOP ME FROM GETTING AWAY!
[D.W.] HEY, NEGADUCK!
THANKS FOR THE TIP ABOUT THAT TWO-FOR-ONE SALE!
NOOOOOO!
[EXPLOSION]
DAD. GOSALYN.
UH, YOU FIRST.
NO, YOU.
I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT YOU'VE GOT POTENTIAL, KID.
SOMEDAY THE CROOKS OF ST. CANARD
WILL QUAKE AT THE COMING OF QUIVERWING QUACK.
THANKS, DAD.
SO, BY "SOMEDAY" YOU MEAN WHAT, NEXT MONTH?
OOH.
I'LL BE MORE MATURE BY THEN.
I'M A QUICK STUDY.
IF YOU LET ME SKIP HOMEWORK...