♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! INCREDIBLE!
TA-DA!
ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE!
YOU PROMISED ME ANY TOY FOR CLEANING MY ROOM.
YES, BUT I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN.
ORDERING ONE MEGABLASTING MUTANTS OF DEATH VIDEO GAME.
I'M PROUD OF YOU, GOSALYN.
AAH! NO, DAD, DON'T!
DON'T WHAT, HONEY?
SO, YOU CLEANED YOUR ROOM, HUH?
UH... OF COURSE I MAY HAVE MISSED A FEW SPOTS.
THERE WILL BE NO MUTANTS MEGABLASTING
UNTIL THIS ROOM IS CLEAN.
[DOOR SLAMS]
IT WAS WORTH TRYING.
DIDN'T I JUST DO THIS A YEAR OR TWO AGO?
GOSALYN'S ROOM!
SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS HAPPENIN'!
WE GOTTA SAVE HER.
WE GONNA GET DANGEROUS?
NO NEED, LAUNCHPAD.
GOSALYN'S CLEANING HER ROOM.
IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.
SHE'S BEEN BRAINWASHED.
[BEEPING]
HA HA HA!
MAKE MY DAY, LINTBALL.
AMMONIA PINE...
WHEN CLEAN ISN'T ENOUGH.
YECCH! TIME FOR THIS BABY TO SUCK SUDS.
WILL YOU STOP THAT, AMMONIA?
OH!
F.O.W.L. HIGH COMMAND.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMUDGES.
OH, DEAR.
DUE TO A SLIGHT F.O.W.L. CASH-FLOW DEFICIENCY,
YOU ARE TO IMPLEMENT EMERGENCY EXTORTION PLAN 23B.
23B!
23B! OH, GOODY!
I'M SO...
I WONDER WHAT IT IS.
AHEM.
BECAUSE OF THE IMPORTANCE OF E.E.P. 23B,
YOU'LL BE WORKING WITH A PARTNER.
WAIT. NO, HOLD IT!
I WORK ALONE.
NOT ANYMORE YOU DON'T, HONEY.
OH, NO!
THEY COULDN'T. THEY WOULDN'T.
THEY DIDN'T!
THEY SURE DID, YOU OVERGROWN MOP.
AMPLE GRIME!
IS IT REALLY YOU?
WELL, IT AIN'T THE DEPARTMENT OF SANITATION.
SISTER!
[CRYING]
YECCH!
YOUR GUNK DIRTIED UP MY UNIFORM.
YOUR UNIFORM CLEANED OFF MY GUNK.
THERE. THAT WASN'T SO HARD.
COME IN.
OOPS.
SORRY.
OHH...
THAT'S O.K., HONK.
YOU CAN TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE.
YOU MEAN ALL THIS?
NO, SILLY. I'M KEEPIN' THIS.
I MEANT THAT.
WOW. YOU OUGHTA CONSIDER RECYCLING SOME OF THIS STUFF.
NEVER! THIS STUFF HAS REAL SENTIMENTAL VALUE.
THIS WAS MY FIRST KOO KOO KOLA CAN.
A REAL COLLECTIBLE.
WELL, O.K., GOS,
BUT RECYCLING CENTERS DO PAY FAIRLY WELL.
MONEY? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
DRINK UP, HONKER!
WE ONLY NEED $48.23 TO BUY MEGABLASTERS.
[AMMONIA] OH, SO THAT'S PLAN 23B.
ACTUALLY, I THINK IT'S PISTACHIO.
I'M TRYING TO KEEP THIS PLACE CLEAN.
HOW DOES THIS THING WORK ANYWAY?
FIRST, MY SUPER GUNK-A-MATIC SPRAY DOES ITS THING.
[AMPLE] THEN THE FUN'S OVER.
YOU MEAN THE FUN BEGINS.
A SIMPLE FLIP OF A SWITCH AND BINGO!
[AMMONIA] THE CLEAN MACHINE EXTRACTOR BEAM
SUCKS UP EVERY CENT IN ST. CANARD!
HA HA HA!
I CAN'T WAIT TO BUILD IT!
YOU? I'M JUST ITCHIN' TO GET AT IT.
LAST ONE AT THE RUBBER FACTORY IS A DIRTY BIRD!
I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT ONE.
AND STOP MAKING SUCH A MESS!
HONK, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
WE'VE GOT 20 CASES TO GO.
[BURPS]
GROSS!
[BURPS]
CAN I DO THAT?
[BURPS]
[ALARM]
NEVER MIND THE KOO KOO KOLA.
THAT'S MY DARKWING REMOTE ALARM TERMINAL.
MY NEW AND IMPROVED D.R.A.T.
WILL PINPOINT ANY CRIME IN ST. CANARD.
AHA! ACCORDING TO THIS READOUT,
THERE IS DEFINITELY A BREAK-IN AT THE RUBBER WORKS...
OR AT THE MOUSETRAP FACTORY.
TH-TH-THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
O.K. IT STILL HAS BUGS IN IT.
[AMPLE] I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE FINALLY WORKING TOGETHER.
OH, I BELIEVE IT.
YECCH!
YOU COULDN'T BE MORE DISGUSTING!
WANNA BET?
[FARTING SOUNDS]
OH, NO!
BOY, YOU'RE NO FUN.
NOT YOU. TH-TH-THAT!
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE RASPBERRY SEED YOU CAN'T FLOSS OUT.
I...
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO THE MOUSETRAP FACTORY FIRST.
TIME TO WRAP IT UP, DARKMEAT DUCK.
OH, NO.
LEFTOVERS AGAIN.
NOW IT'S GRIME TIME.
MY CAPE!
YOU'LL GET MY CLEANING BILL, YOU WALKING TAR PIT!
WATCH WHAT YOU CALL MY SISTER.
SISTER? SISTER?
YOU SEE THE FAMILY RESEMBLANCE?
FAMILIES THAT PULL THE CRIME TOGETHER,
DO THE TIME TOGETHER.
ALLOW ME, SIS.
SIC 'EM, BOYS!
OOH, ANYTHING BUT LITTLE BLACK DOTS.
YOU THINK YOU COULD STOP ME WITH...
WHAT ARE THEY?
JUST MY PET LICE.
A LITTLE TO THE LEFT. HARDER!
I JUST CAN'T FIGURE IT.
WHY STEAL TWO GIANT HOSES?
THEY'LL SIPHON OFF ST. CANARD'S OIL SUPPLY.
NO MOTIVE.
SPEW TOXIC WASTE INTO THE RESERVOIR?
NO PROFIT.
DRINK EVERY BOTTLE OF SODA IN ST. CANARD?
NO... DEPOSIT.
HOW 'BOUT THIS? THEY'RE GONNA CREATE
AN ARMY OF GIANT BLOODTHIRSTY HOSE MONSTERS.
HMM... BEEN DONE.
HOW'S THE RECYCLING GOIN', KIDS?
THE EXCHANGE RATE ON TRASH IS LOWER THAN I EXPECTED,
AND WE'RE OUT OF STUFF.
DAD, CAN I RECYCLE SOME JUNKY THINGS OF YOURS?
SURE, HONEY. NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
O.K. THEY'RE BUILDING A GIANT MACHINE
TO GLUE EVERYONE TO THE GROUND,
WHILE THEY VACUUM THEM TO ROB THEM BLIND.
[DARKWING] NAH! TOO PREDICTABLE.
THE RATCATCHER?
YOUR DAD'LL HAVE A FIT.
DRAT! IT'S THE D.R.A.T.
WHAT'S GOING ON? WHERE IS EVERYTHING?
KRYM... ALL CRIME, ALL THE TIME.
THIS JUST IN...
A BREAK-IN AT THE MUSEUM OF REALLY EXPENSIVE THINGS.
O.K. LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
WHERE'S THE STATUE?
NOW I KNOW SOMETHING'S GOING ON.
UH, WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE, D.W.?
WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?
ELVES? POSSIBLY REALLY LARGE MICE?
NEVER MIND.
TO THE QUACKCYCLE!
RIGHT! TO THE...
QUACKCYCLE?
OH.
THIS QUACKCYCLE.
[AMMONIA] REALLY, AMPLE. YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR BEAUTY.
WHO SEZ?
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE SQUEAKY BRAKES THAT... OH, NUTS.
[LAUNCHPAD] GEE, I GUESS THE QUACKCYCLE DOESN'T HAVE BRAKES.
I NOTICED.
SUCK GAS, EVILDOERS!
"ONE RECYCLED GAS GUN."
WHAT CITIZENSHIP, D.W.
RECYCLING YOUR ONLY GAS GUN.
IT'S NOT ME, IT'S GOSALYN.
SHE'S RECYCLING EVERYTHING.
I NEED TO TALK TO THAT GIRL.
WELL, CHARADES ARE OVER.
NOW LET'S PLAY CLEAN UP!
WHAT A TEAM!
GROSS! EWW!
UH, D.W., YOU GO FOR THIS MODERN ART?
I NEVER GOT THE POINT.
YOU WILL!
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
AAH!
SORRY, D.W.
DON'T MOVE.
NO WAY, D.W. I WON'T MOVE A MUSCLE.
AAH!
WOW! NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL ART.
WE'VE BEEN ROBBED.
"RECYCLED. ONE SUPER COMPUTER."
"RECYCLED. ONE CHEMISTRY LAB."
"RECYCLED. ONE COMIC BOOK COLLECTION"
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW.
OH, GOSALYN! WAIT UNTIL I...
SHE'S GONNA... OH! I'LL RECYCLE HER!
AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T TAKE
YOUR WACKY SOUND EFFECTS RECORD.
THAT'S NO SOUND EFFECT, LAUNCHPAD. IT'S A SIREN.
TO THE THUNDERQUACK.
ARE YOU SURE IT'S ALL THERE?
WE'LL FIND OUT.
SEATS?
CHECK.
CHECK. STEERING WHEEL?
NUTS AND BOLTS? CHECK.
GOSALYN'S RECYCLING DIDN'T GET THIS FAR.
TAKE HER UP.
UH, THERE'S SOMETHING WE FORGOT TO CHECK, D.W.
THE ENGINE.
ANY IDEAS, LAUNCHPAD?
THERE'S ALWAYS ONE WAY TO GO.
EXCUSE US. CAN WE GET THROUGH HERE?
IS THERE A SEAT?
THIS IS NO WAY TO TRAVEL.
WHAT IF SOMEBODY SEES ME?
DON'T WORRY, D.W. WHO'D EVER THINK
DARKWING DUCK WOULD TAKE A BUS?
HEY, ISN'T THAT THE, UH, DARKWING DUCK GUY?
LET ME SEE.
HE WAS ON TV.
YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
FAME IS SUCH A BURDEN.
LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU, YOUNG MAN.
UH, SORRY, MA'AM.
THE WORST PART OF PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION IS THE PUBLIC.
LOOK. MAYBE IT'S A TEST FOR A NEW CLEANER.
BEFORE AND AFTER.
SOMEONE'S STEALING GLUE, FERTILIZER, AND MOTOR OIL.
MUST BE THE WORK OF THE GRUESOME TWOSOME.
YOU RANG?
HA HA HA!
TIME TO COLLECT THE GARBAGE.
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH GARBAGE.
DESIST, EVILDOERS,
OR I'LL STOP YOU WITH MY...
WITH MY...
HAND?
HI, DAD, WHAT'S UP?
OH, GOS, NOTHING, HONEY, I JUST...
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
WHEN I SAID CLEAN UP,
I DIDN'T MEAN CLEAN ME OUT.
WHAT'S A SUPERHERO WITHOUT THE SUPERHERO STUFF?
BUT LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY I MADE RECYCLING.
YEAH. WE'VE ALREADY MADE $1.57.
THAT'S ALL YOU GOT
FOR THE BEST CRIME-FIGHTING EQUIPMENT?
WELL, IT WAS USED.
I WANT MY STUFF BACK...
ALL OF MY STUFF BACK. NOW.
UH, NO PROBLEMO.
SO MUCH FOR THE FREE ENTERPRISE SYSTEM.
COME ON, HONKER.
THAT'S THE KIND OF DECISIVE THINKING
THAT GOT ME WHERE I AM TODAY.
THE BUS STOP?
OH!
THIS CASE HAS ME BAFFLED.
STOLEN DIAMOND, RUBBER HOSES,
FERTILIZER, GLUE, AND MOTOR OIL.
WHAT DO THEY HAVE IN COMMON?
THEY'RE ALL AT THE DUMP.
SO IS EVERYTHING.
NO. I MEANT THEY'RE AT THE DUMP.
THE DUMP! GOSALYN'S IN BIG TROUBLE.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS GUY.
SORRY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIS?
SPITTIN' IMAGE, SIS.
[SPITTING]
NOW LET'S TRASH THIS BERG.
JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.
I'M CLEANING UP AFTER YOU.
NOW LET'S TURN IT UP JUST A TAD.
GUESS WE FOUND THAT, UH, LADLE.
WELL, SO LONG.
WHOA!
AW, LOOK WHO GOT ALL ICKY STICKY.
MAMA GONNA CLEAN YOU ALL UP.
PERMANENTLY.
HARRUMPH! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY.
SURE. WHY DON'T YOU JUST STICK AROUND AND WATCH?
ACTUALLY, I'M A LITTLE PRESSED FOR TIME.
HEH HEH HEH! FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT.
OOH!
COME ON.
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS.
BUT I'LL GET AWAY WITH THIS. YA-HA!
WHAT A TEAM!
AAH! MY BUS TOKEN!
IN A FEW SECONDS, WE'LL BE BUS TOKENS.
WELL, SO LONG, D.W., I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
SPATULA.
SPATULA TO YOU, TOO, OLD BUDDY.
HUH?
I MEAN WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE
IF I COULD REACH THIS SPATULA.
HOORAY FOR DARKWING DUCK.
WAY TO GO, DARKWING.
YOU'RE A COOL CUSTOMER, D.W.
IT'S OVER, AND IT WAS EASY.
THAT'S THE KIND OF EGG I AM.
TWO EGGS OVER EASY COMING RIGHT UP.
HEY, THOSE SISTERS MADE A CLEAN GETAWAY.
NOT EXACTLY CLEAN AND NOT EXACTLY A GETAWAY.
TO THE RATCATCHER... I MEAN THUNDERQUACK.
TO THE... TO WHAT?
STILL MAD ABOUT THE RECYCLING THING?
NO. I ENJOY BEING IN A DUMP
WITH NO WEAPONS
WHILE TWO VILLAINS WORK THEIR WAYS
ON ST. CANARD.
WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE FOR THE OLD THUNDERQUACK.
OR THE RATCATCHER OR ANY OF OUR STUFF.
HEY, ISN'T THIS THE HANDLEBAR OF THE RATCATCHER?
AND HERE'S A SWITCH.
AND AN ANTENNA... AN INSTRUMENT LIGHT.
I FOUND YOUR GAS GUN, MR. DARKWING, SIR.
O.K., NOW WE'RE TALKING.
UM, SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.
SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED. THAT'S IT. HA HA!
THEY CAN SNAP JUST LIKE THAT.
I DON'T NEED A HIGH-TECH ARSENAL.
I'VE GOT ALL I NEED RIGHT HERE.
BUT HE MAY NOT HAVE ALL HE NEEDS RIGHT HERE.
I'LL CALL IT THE NUTQUACKER.
HOW SWEET.
D.W., YOU SURE THIS THING'S GOING TO WORK?
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. IT'S A WORKING TANK.
[SPUTTERING]
THE ANODIZER MUST BE DISRUPTING
THE IGNITION CATHETER...
OR IT HAS NO POWER.
THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS FOR A CHILD.
AND A FEW ADULTS.
NOW, LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
NOW FOR A LITTLE TARGET PRACTICE.
YECCHH! YOU DISGUST ME.
YOUR TROUBLE IS YOU'RE A NEAT FREAK.
CLEAN THIS. BAG THAT.
BAG YOUR FACE.
WE'LL BE DOING THE BAGGING AROUND HERE,
YOU DIRT BAGS.
THANKS. I'LL RETURN THE COMPLIMENT.
IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
O.K., FORGET WHAT I SAID. FIRE AT WILL.
AYE, AYE, CAP'N.
AAH! DISHWASHING LIQUID. NO FAIR.
SO MUCH FOR THE DUCHESS OF DIRT.
I'M THE QUEEN OF CLEAN.
FIRE ONE. UH, FIRE TWO. FIRE ANYTHING.
LOOKS LIKE YOUR VACUUMING DAYS ARE OVER, SIS.
DON'T LAUGH AT ME, YOU OVERGROWN LINTBALL.
AAH! I'VE BEEN CLEANED.
NO! I'VE BEEN GUNKED.
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR THIS. EVER SINCE WE WERE KIDS.
I'VE WAITED TO DO THIS.
WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO IT.
EVIL SISTERS WHO HATE DIRT AND LOVE DIRT
WHO ARE GOING TO JAIL ON THE NEXT QUACKALDO.
THERE. IT'S ALL BACK. LIKE I PROMISED.
WELL, GOS, I WANTED TO GIVE YOU THIS, BUT...
MEGABLASTERS OF DEATH? OH, KEEN GEAR.
AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?
OH, YEAH. THANKS, DAD.
THANKS, BUT THAT WASN'T WHAT I MEANT.
OH, NO!
RECYCLED. ONE TV SET.
OHH...