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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

2
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

3
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

4
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

5
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

6
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

7
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3, 2, 1!

8
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

9
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

10
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

11
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

12
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

13
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

14
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

15
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

16
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

17
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

18
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

19
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

20
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♪ HERE COMES ♪

21
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

22
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LOOK OUT!

23
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

24
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

25
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

26
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

27
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

29
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[SIREN]

30
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<i>A MYSTERIOUS HERO PROTECTS ST.
CANARD.</i>

31
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<i>HE IS THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT...</i>

32
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<i>HE IS THE ERASER THAT
RUBS OUT TYPOS OF CRIME.</i>

33
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<i>HE IS...</i>

34
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<i>GOSALYNNNN'S DAAAD!</i>

35
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WHAT?

36
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"ERASER... TYPOS OF CRIME...

37
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GOSALYN'S DAD"?

38
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YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS.

39
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YOU CAN'T TELL THE
WORLD I'M DARKWING DUCK.

40
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I'M JUST READING IT
TO MY ENGLISH CLASS.

41
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IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S
GOING TO BE AWAKE.

42
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I GOTTA WRITE ABOUT
A FAMILY MEMBER.

43
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WHO SAYS IT HAS TO
BE A LIVING RELATIVE?

44
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THE DEAD ONES ARE
KINDA UNCOOPERATIVE.

45
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YOU THINK SO, HUH?

46
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET SOME?

47
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THAT DEPENDS HOW.

48
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[LAUNCHPAD] ONE MORE
TURN OF THE WRENCH

49
00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,999
AND IT'S OFF INTO
THE WILD BLUE YONDER!

50
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[GRUNT] MAYBE NOT.

51
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WAIT'LL YOU SEE THE
MALLARD FAMILY TREE.

52
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THEN I CAN MEET THE FAMILY
BUSH AND MULCH PILE.

53
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HEY, HEY, HEY!

54
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OUR FAMILY PRODUCED THE
GREATEST HEROES IN HISTORY.

55
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OUCH.

56
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IS THAT YOU, D.W.?

57
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DO WE HAVE THAT EXTRA
CROSS-DIFFERENTIAL AXLE BINDING?

58
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NOT ANYMORE.

59
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AW, THAT'S OUR LAST ONE.

60
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SAY, I KNOW WHERE TO FIND ONE!

61
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I'M SURE THEY USED
ONE IN THIS THING.

62
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DAD, I KNOW THIS SOUNDS
INCREDIBLY OUT OF CHARACTER,

63
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BUT I'VE GOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK.

64
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NOT UNTIL I SHOW YOU
YOUR FAMILY HISTORY.

65
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I READ ABOUT MY
FOREBEARS ALL THE TIME!

66
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WELL, MAYBE NOT <i>ALL</i> THE TIME.

67
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YOU'LL SEE THAT HEROISM ISN'T
JUST A FAMILY TRADITION,

68
00:03:04,458 --> 00:03:06,000
IT'S GENETIC.

69
00:03:08,166 --> 00:03:12,582
WHOA! YOUR ANCESTORS WERE
PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS?

70
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NO.<i>THAT</i> IS MY GREAT-GREAT-
GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT- GREAT-GREAT-GRANDAD.

71
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THE FIRST HERO ON THE
MALLARD FAMILY TREE...

72
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WEBWULF THE BARBARIAN.

73
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HE WAS A GREAT
BARBARIAN WARRIOR...

74
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AND THE INVENTOR OF THE WHEEL.

75
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PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, EH?

76
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NO KIDDIN'!

77
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WHAT ARE THE ROYALTIES ON
SOMETHIN' LIKE THE WHEEL?

78
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AH, HERE WE GO!

79
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THIS IS MY
GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDAD,

80
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THE CHIVALROUS SIR
QUACKMIRE MALLARD...

81
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KNIGHT OF THE REALM,
HERO OF THE DUCK AGES.

82
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THIS GALLANT ANCESTOR SAVED
DAMSELS IN DISTRESS...

83
00:04:04,083 --> 00:04:07,249
I AM <i>SO</i> DISTRESSED.

84
00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:11,625
AND WAS THE FIRST
POLE-VAULTER IN ENGLAND.

85
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MY HERO!

86
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[ROARRRR]

87
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THIS BOOK IS WAY COOL.

88
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HEY, WHO'S THIS?

89
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MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDAD...

90
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SHERIFF QUACK MALLARDSON,

91
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OTHERWISE KNOWN AS
THE WHITTLIN' KID...

92
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FASTEST DRAW WEST
OF NACOGDOCHES.

93
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THEY SAY HIS SIX GUNS CARVED
QUITE A PATH IN THE OLD WEST.

94
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WHITTLIN' DESPERADOS
LIKE KINDLING.

95
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YEP, I GUESS YOU COULD
SAY HEROISM RUNS THICK

96
00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,874
IN THE OL' MALLARD VEINS.

97
00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:56,874
ARE SWELLED HEADS GENETIC, TOO?

98
00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:58,415
LISTEN, YOUNG LADY,

99
00:04:58,416 --> 00:05:01,124
YOU'D BETTER BE MORE...

100
00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:03,207
WHAT'S GOING ON?

101
00:05:03,208 --> 00:05:08,374
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE PUT A
PENNY IN THE FUSE BOX AGAIN.

102
00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:13,582
THIS SMACKS OF THE CHICANERY OF THAT
KINGPIN OF KILOWATTS... MEGAVOLT!

103
00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,457
WELL, DUH!

104
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LAUNCHPAD, LET'S GET DANGER...

105
00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:22,249
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THE TIME TOP?

106
00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:24,999
GETTING A PART FOR
THE THUNDERQUACK.

107
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LAUNCHPAD!

108
00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:30,874
I KNEW THAT WOULD BE TROUBLE.

109
00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:34,416
NOW LAUNCHPAD IS LOST IN TIME.

110
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I'M BACK! OH, I'M BACK!

111
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INTERESTING FASHION
STATEMENT, THOUGH.

112
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BOY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS!

113
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I SPENT THE LAST THREE YEARS
IN ANCIENT ROME INVADING GOTH.

114
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I FINALLY FIXED THE
TIME TOP AND GOT BACK.

115
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YOU'RE TALKIN' TO
LAUNCHPADIUS McQUACKUS,

116
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CENTURION THIRD CLASS.

117
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COME ON, CAESAR,

118
00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:06,082
AS I SAID THREE YEARS AGO,

119
00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:07,958
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

120
00:06:08,708 --> 00:06:12,207
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO FOR FUN?

121
00:06:12,208 --> 00:06:14,416
YOUR HOMEWORK!

122
00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:23,582
WHAT KIND OF FUN CAN
YA HAVE DOIN' HOME...

123
00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,749
ON SECOND THOUGHT...

124
00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:29,583
I MIGHT NOT MIND
THIS ASSIGNMENT.

125
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ROMANS WERE SO PRIMITIVE!

126
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NO CARS, TOENAIL
CLIPPERS, DEODORANT...

127
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BOY, WAS THERE NO DEODORANT!

128
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YOU'D THINK THEY'D
HAVE A PIZZERIA OR TWO.

129
00:06:42,708 --> 00:06:44,999
ALL THEY HAD WERE STATUES.

130
00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,874
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOKED, STATUES!

131
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HOW DARE THESE BARBARIANS
DO THIS TO YOU?

132
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LOCKING YOU IN THE DARK!

133
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IT'S... IT'S SHOCKING!

134
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DON'T WORRY,
MY LITTLE 20-WATT TOOTSIE,

135
00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:02,999
SOON YOU'LL BE FREE TO
SHINE WHENEVER YOU WANT.

136
00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,583
NO MORE DARKNESS FOR YOU!

137
00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:11,332
YOU ARE IN THE DARK?

138
00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:13,165
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

139
00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:16,707
HERE'S THE HEARTLESS
TASKMASTER NOW!

140
00:07:16,708 --> 00:07:19,332
WHAT? YOU'VE GOT YOUR NERVE!

141
00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:22,125
NO. I'VE GOT YOURS.

142
00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:29,582
YOUR NERVOUS
ENERGY, TO BE EXACT.

143
00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,165
YOU WON'T BE NEEDING IT.

144
00:07:32,166 --> 00:07:36,958
I'VE GOT A MORE
IMPORTANT USE FOR IT!

145
00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,082
SO LONG, EVERYBODY!

146
00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,624
DON'T EVER CHANGE.

147
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YOU CERTAINLY NEVER
CHANGE, CHUCKLES.

148
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OH, NOT AGAIN.

149
00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,374
HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED
CRIME DOES NOT PAY?

150
00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:59,250
MAYBE NOT,
BUT THE BENEFITS PACKAGE IS GREAT.

151
00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:01,374
♪ MISSED ME, MISSED ME ♪

152
00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:03,582
♪ NOW YOU CAN'T KISS ME ♪♪

153
00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:07,582
WHEW!
THAT WAS CLOSE, HUH, LAUNCHPAD?

154
00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:09,332
OH, NO!

155
00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:12,165
THAT'S SOME OF MY BEST WORK.

156
00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:15,207
NEO-POSTMODERN WITH
A CLASSICAL MOTIF.

157
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IT NEEDS SOMETHING, OR <i>SOMEONE.</i>

158
00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:22,457
I ALWAYS WANTED A
STATUE OF ME IN TOWN.

159
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GO AHEAD, MEGA-DOLT.

160
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,582
DARKWING DUCK CAN TAKE IT!

161
00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:32,583
I'M MADE OF STERNER STUFF,
BECAUSE I'M A HERO, DARN IT!

162
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WHAT WAS... HUH?

163
00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:40,958
IS THIS WORTH EXTRA
CREDIT ON MY HOMEWORK?

164
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I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE
A FAMILY REUNION.

165
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YOU JUST DON'T GO
FLITTING THROUGH TIME

166
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HIGGLEDY PIGGLEDY
REARRANGING HISTORY.

167
00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:58,082
HAS IT OCCURRED TO YOU

168
00:08:58,083 --> 00:09:01,999
THAT IF WE DON'T GET
MY ANCESTORS BACK,

169
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,832
DARKWING DUCK WON'T EXIST?

170
00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:05,082
BUMMER.

171
00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:08,999
GRANDADS,
WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE TIME TOP

172
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,874
AND SEND YOU HOME.

173
00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:13,374
RECKON THAT MIGHT BE HARD.

174
00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:16,582
WEBWULF TOOK A DISLIKE
TO THAT CONTRAPTION.

175
00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:19,707
VERILY.
METHINKS HE THOUGHT IT A DEMON.

176
00:09:19,708 --> 00:09:22,000
HE WAS QUITE ADAMANT.

177
00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,957
WEBWULF SMASH!

178
00:09:25,958 --> 00:09:29,457
HEH HEH.
SORT OF A BARBARIAN THING.

179
00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:32,082
I'M SURE LAUNCHPAD CAN FIX IT.

180
00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:34,082
OH, YEAH.

181
00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:37,332
WILL HE EVER BE OK AGAIN?

182
00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:38,832
DON'T WORRY, GOS.

183
00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:43,249
WE'LL FORCE MEGAVOLT TO
RETURN HIS NERVOUS ENERGY.

184
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THAT'S GOOD.

185
00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:46,332
IN THE MEANTIME,

186
00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:49,582
CAN I TAKE HIM TO ART CLASS?

187
00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:51,707
FINALS ARE COMING UP.

188
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KIDDING.

189
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:58,457
ALL RIGHT. I GUESS YOU
CAN ALL STAY FOR A WHILE.

190
00:09:58,458 --> 00:10:01,624
GOSALYN WILL TAKE YOU
TO DARKWING TOWER.

191
00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:05,874
WAIT! THEY CAN HELP
YOU SLAM-DUNK MEGAVOLT!

192
00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:08,874
HMM. THEY WOULD COME IN HANDY.

193
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,874
WHATEVER YOU SAY. BACK THEY GO.

194
00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:14,332
LET'S NOT BE HASTY.

195
00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:18,124
THESE ARE THE GREATEST
HEROES OF ALL TIME.

196
00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:20,374
NO ONE CAN STOP US!

197
00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:21,832
[ELEVATOR OPENS]

198
00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:24,999
IS THIS THE LOST AND FOUND?

199
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,457
I GUESS SO. I FOUND YOU...

200
00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:29,333
AND YOU LOSE!

201
00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:36,290
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY
SAY, "FREE-EZE."

202
00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:38,165
SCATTER, GRANDADS!

203
00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:40,874
HA HA HA HA!

204
00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:42,999
YOU CAN'T DODGE ME FOREVER!

205
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000
WHOA!

206
00:10:45,416 --> 00:10:48,374
WEBWULF SMASH!

207
00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:49,375
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?

208
00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:52,374
THATAWAY, WEBWULF! WASTE 'IM!

209
00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:53,875
HA HA HA!

210
00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,499
ROUNDY, ROUNDY, ROUNDSKIN.

211
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:03,290
I DOUBT HIS BRAIN
COULD POWER A PENLIGHT.

212
00:11:03,291 --> 00:11:06,290
BUT EVERY LITTLE WIT HELPS!

213
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,708
DESIST, BASE VILLAIN!

214
00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:11,000
YOUR FOUL DEEDS SHALL
NOT GO UNPUNISHED!

215
00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:15,332
OH, DRAT.

216
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:18,957
WELL WHITTLIN', RECKON YOU OUGHT
TO FILL THAT VERMIN WITH LEAD.

217
00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:19,958
RECKON?

218
00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:23,124
RECKON NOT GIRLY,
I'D BE FROZEN FOR SURE

219
00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:25,249
TRYING TO PLUG HIM
WITH ONE OF THESE.

220
00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:27,290
IT'S MADE OF WOOD!

221
00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:32,332
IF I CARRIED A REAL GUN
SOMEBODY MIGHT GET HURT.

222
00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:35,207
TIME TO SUCK SOME GAS, EVILDOER!

223
00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:38,000
I'D RATHER SUCK SOME ENERGY!

224
00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:41,250
YIPES! OH, DEAR!

225
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,083
UH-OH. POWER PROBLEM.

226
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:51,082
GOING DOWWWNNN!

227
00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:52,249
[CRASH]

228
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,290
OUCH!

229
00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:59,207
UNTIL WE FIGURE OUT
HOW TO DEAL WITH HIM,

230
00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:01,207
WE'LL LEAVE MEGAVOLT HERE.

231
00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:03,291
COME ON,<i>HEROES.</i>

232
00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:09,957
I CAN'T BE RELATED
TO THOSE GUYS.

233
00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:14,332
I THOUGHT YOU OWE
WHO YOU ARE TO THEM.

234
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,999
YOU MEAN THOSE GUYS?

235
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,165
ROUNDY, ROUNDY, ROUNDSKIN!

236
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:21,624
WHOA!

237
00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:24,249
[SNORING]

238
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:28,582
MY FAITH IN GENETICS
IS BEGINNING TO WEAKEN.

239
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:31,582
MAYBE THEY'RE HAVING AN OFF...
LIFE.

240
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:35,707
THIS IS THE MALLARD FAMILY TREE.

241
00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:38,290
YOU'RE ALL HERE... OR NOT.

242
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:42,457
THAT'S WEIRD.
YOUR PICTURES ARE HERE, BUT YOU'RE NOT.

243
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:46,249
SOMEBODY PRUNED THAT FAMILY
TREE, I RECKON.

244
00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:49,707
UNLESS I RETURN YOU
TO YOUR OWN TIMES,

245
00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:52,374
YOU WON'T FULFILL
YOUR HEROIC DESTINIES.

246
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:54,374
'TIS A NOBLE THOUGHT,

247
00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:57,582
BUT I'M AFRAID I'M NO HERO.

248
00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:01,874
I AM A CURSED MALLARD,
AS ARE WE ALL.

249
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:04,582
M-M-MALLARD CURSE?

250
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,457
BUT MALLARDS WERE
ALL GREAT HEROES.

251
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:10,624
IT RUNS IN OUR
VEINS, DOESN'T IT?

252
00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:13,249
WOULD THAT IT WERE SO.

253
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,624
ALAS, MALLARDS THROUGHOUT TIME

254
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,582
HATH FAILED TO MEASURE UP.

255
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:18,707
I'VE SPENT MY LIFE

256
00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:22,707
IN THE ATTEMPT TO
PERFORM ONE HEROIC TASK.

257
00:13:22,708 --> 00:13:27,458
I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT I ALWAYS FAIL.

258
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:35,207
THEY NAMED YOU THE WHITTLIN' KID

259
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,707
BECAUSE YOU CARVED
UP DESPERADOES.

260
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:43,708
SORRY. THEY CALL ME THE WHITTLIN'
KID 'CAUSE I... WHITTLE.

261
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,083
WELL, THAT'S STUPID!

262
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:52,415
FACE IT, HEROES AREN'T
BORN, THEY'RE MADE.

263
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:54,249
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.

264
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,582
I MADE MYSELF A HERO.

265
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:59,249
I CAN MAKE THEM HEROES!

266
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,999
WEBWULF NOT AFRAID TO FIGHT!

267
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,207
HE GREAT WARRIOR!

268
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:08,416
AT LEAST THERE'S
ONE HERO TO HELP US.

269
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:12,000
OOH! ROUNDY!

270
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:16,082
ROUNDY, ROUNDY, ROUNDSKIN.

271
00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:18,457
ROUNDY, ROUNDY, ROUNDSKIN!

272
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,499
THAT'S IT. I'M CURSED.

273
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:24,082
I'M DESCENDED FROM
A LINE OF WEENIES.

274
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,832
MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE
SOME BUTTERMILK.

275
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,332
IF THEY DON'T GO BACK,

276
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:33,082
HOW WILL THEY HAVE ANY
DARKWING DESCENDANTS?

277
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:37,999
SIMPLE. H.G. WELLS PROVED THE
ASIMOVIAN THEORY THAT YOU CAN'T...

278
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,165
IF A GUY SHOOTS
HIS GRANDFATHER...

279
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,832
I'M DOOOOMED!

280
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:46,374
DON'T PLAY COY WITH ME!

281
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:49,124
ARE YOU ON OR OFF?

282
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:51,124
FINE. KEEP YOUR SECRETS.

283
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:55,582
IT DOESN'T MATTER. SOON ST.
CANARD WILL BE FROZEN!

284
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:58,124
I'LL HAVE ENOUGH NERVOUS ENERGY

285
00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:01,624
TO LIGHT EVERY BULB
IN THE WORLD FOREVER!

286
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,499
MAD?

287
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,874
WHO SAID THAT?

288
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,707
WAS IT YOU, BRIGHT BOY?

289
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:10,583
SAY IT TO MY FACE.

290
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:18,290
THESE TRAYS WILL DEFLECT THE
BEAM FROM MEGAVOLT'S GUN.

291
00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:21,624
METHINKS YOU SHOULD
HANDLE THIS WITHOUT US.

292
00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:23,707
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

293
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:27,165
IT'S AS SIMPLE AS
FALLING OFF A LOG.

294
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:29,707
I CAN DO THAT.

295
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:31,999
THERE HE IS!

296
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,374
THIS IS A DEAD-END
AND SO ARE YOU.

297
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,708
OK, LIKE WE PLANNED.

298
00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:40,874
OHH...

299
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:43,583
CHARGE.

300
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,624
BE RIGHT THERE,

301
00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:51,707
I RECKON.

302
00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:55,582
WEBWULF READY TO FIGHT.

303
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:56,707
OOPSKI.

304
00:15:56,708 --> 00:16:00,207
RECKON YA BETTER
START WITHOUT US.

305
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:02,750
OOH!

306
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,165
RELATIVES OF YOURS?

307
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:10,583
GOOD! I'LL KNOW WHERE
TO SEND THE FLOWERS!

308
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:15,166
WHAT D'YA KNOW?
YOU'RE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE.

309
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,207
YOU LET MEGAVOLT TAKE MY DAD!

310
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:26,582
WE ARE BUT MALLARDS
AND ETERNALLY CURSED.

311
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:29,457
I RECKON IT'S SO, I RECKON.

312
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,999
I'M A MALLARD NOW, TOO!

313
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,290
I SAY WE'RE GONNA SAVE MY DAD!

314
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:39,415
YOU MAY BE "THE DWEEBS
TIME FORGOT" NOW,

315
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:45,083
BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE A
WAY-COOL CRIME-FIGHTIN' CREW!

316
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:53,458
HAVE AT YOU, VARLET!

317
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,457
I'M BETTER WITH A HORSE.

318
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:04,708
REALLY!

319
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:09,499
SUCK GAS...

320
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,291
I RECKON.

321
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,166
[COUGHING]

322
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,458
ARGGHH!

323
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,457
WEBWULF SMASH!

324
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,750
WAY TO GO, WULFMAN!

325
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:33,583
ROUNDY, ROUNDY, ROUNDSKIN.

326
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:38,708
THIS MAY TAKE LONGER
THAN I THOUGHT.

327
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:44,874
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD.

328
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,708
I RECKON.

329
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:55,708
MEGAVOLT'S CONTROLLING
EVERY LIGHT IN ST. CANARD!

330
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,999
I RECKON DARKWING'S A GONER.

331
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,082
NO WAY, KIMOSABE!

332
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:05,457
HE WAS TRYING TO
MAKE YOU HEROES!

333
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,249
IT'S PAYBACK TIME!

334
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,582
VERILY! DARKWING BELIEVED IN US!

335
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:12,999
RECKON IT'S TIME WE
BELIEVE IN OURSELVES.

336
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,166
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

337
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:24,499
IF IT WASN'T BEAUTIFUL,
IT WOULD BE HORRIBLE.

338
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,249
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

339
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,625
SPEECHLESS?

340
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,499
HA HA HA HA!

341
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,458
AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT LONELY.

342
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:38,874
I FEEL SO... SO... SO...

343
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,457
JUST SO DARN GOOD!

344
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:44,582
THANKS TO MY
ELECTRO-NERVE GENERATOR,

345
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:49,582
EVERY LIGHT WITHIN 10 MILES IS
ON, ON, ON!

346
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:52,582
EVEN WHEN THE DOORS ARE CLOSED.

347
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:54,082
SHINE MY BULBIES!

348
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:57,582
NOT SO FAST, BULBHEAD!

349
00:18:57,583 --> 00:19:02,707
WE ARE THE TERRORS
THAT FLAP IN THE NIGHT.

350
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:06,957
THE SPLINTERS YOU CAN'T
TWEEZE, I RECKON.

351
00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:10,290
THE RUST SPOTS ON
THE ARMOR OF CRIME!

352
00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:12,499
WE, UH...

353
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,958
WE...

354
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,166
WE BAD!

355
00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:21,583
WEBWULF, ROUNDY,
ROUNDY, ROUNDSKIN.

356
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:27,749
WHY DO I MAKE SO
MANY NEW FRIENDS?

357
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:31,000
IT MUST BE MY
MAGNETIC PERSONALITY!

358
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:40,082
NOW IT'S TIME TO
PLAY FREEZE-TAG!

359
00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:42,125
YOU'RE IT.

360
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,999
WHO TURNED OFF THE JUICE?

361
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,624
THIS IS MADE OF WOOD!

362
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:51,874
RECKON YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
THIS, I RECKON.

363
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:57,374
YOU ARE THE FASTEST WHITTLER
IN THE WEST, I RECKON!

364
00:19:57,375 --> 00:20:01,166
PREPARE TO MEET THY
FATE, VILLAIN!

365
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,958
I'D RATHER HEAT YOUR
FEET, LANCELOT.

366
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,415
NO!

367
00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:13,625
[ALARM BLARES]

368
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:41,333
ANYBODY GOT THE RIGHT CENTURY?

369
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:48,415
YOU MIGHT HAVE
BROKEN MY GENERATOR,

370
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:50,999
BUT YOU HAVEN'T BROKEN ME!

371
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:55,166
OK, THEN LET'S GO FOR BROKE.

372
00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:01,124
THAT ONE WAS FOR THE MALLARDS...

373
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:03,416
PAST AND PRESENT.

374
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:10,582
HE OUGHT TO KEEP UNTIL
THE POLICE GET HERE.

375
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,624
RIGHT, HEROES?

376
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:15,291
GREAT! I RECKON. YEAH!

377
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,207
SHE'LL DROP YOU ALL
OFF AND ZAP BACK HERE.

378
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:23,083
I RECKON I'LL MISS Y'ALL.

379
00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:26,624
NOPE, I DON'T RECKON.

380
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:27,625
I KNOW IT.

381
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,375
DON'T WORRY.

382
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:36,874
EVERYTHING WILL BE
THE SAME IN YOUR TIME.

383
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:40,457
NOT QUITE.
THANKS TO YOU AND GOSALYN,

384
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:44,582
WE'RE PROUD TO BEAR
THE MALLARD NAME.

385
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:49,833
AND I'M PROUD TO HAVE
DESCENDED FROM YOU.

386
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,082
YEP, THAT'S THAT.

387
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,457
YOU'VE BEEN RESCUED,

388
00:21:56,458 --> 00:21:59,374
AND THE FAMILY HONOR IS SAVED.

389
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:02,457
NOT BAD FOR A DAY'S WORK.

390
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:05,415
YOUR DAY ISN'T OVER YET.

391
00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:06,999
MY HOMEWORK?

392
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,875
REPORT'S DUE TOMORROW.