♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
WHIFFLEBOY CLOSES IN ON THE MENACING WALRUSBOY.
SHE DODGES THE FEARSOME SLIMESQUIDS.
ZAPPO! SHE FRIES THE VICIOUS ANVILBATS.
GOSALYN, DO WE REALLY NEED A PLAY-BY-PLAY?
D.W., I BROUGHT THE CRATE FROM SHUSH.
MY NEW SUPERSECRET GADGET
FROM THE SUPERSECRET SPY ORGANIZATION SHUSH!
I'VE GOT A NEW WEAPON.
YAHOO! IT'S NEARLY A WEEK
SINCE I GOT A NEW GIZMO.
YES! MAGIC FINGERS GOSALYN,
THE GREATEST SON-OF-WHIFFLEWORLD PLAYER
TO EVER GRACE THIS PLANET!
I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN, DAD.
I'M SORRY, GOS.
TRY TO HAVE FUN QUIETLY.
KEEN GEAR! MY HIGHEST SCORE YET.
HEY! THIS THING DUMPED MY SCORE.
I WAS GONNA PUT MY NAME ON THE CHAMPION WALRUS WHIPPER LIST.
THAT BURNS MY BISCUITS!
YOU PIECE OF JUNK!
THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT A COMPLICATED PIECE OF EQUIPMENT.
IF THERE'S NO HOLE IN MY WALL WHEN I PULL THIS TRIGGER,
SOMEONE'S GOING INTO THE TRASH COMPACTOR.
HMM... MAYBE IT'S A FLASHLIGHT.
YOU CHEAP PIECE OF JUNK!
YEAH. CHEAP PIECE OF JUNK.
G-GOSALYN! SPEAK TO ME!
SPEAK TO ME.
ARE YOU O.K.?
I MUST BE DEAD.
I'M ON TV.
I THINK HER BRAIN'S BEEN TOASTED.
NO, IT HASN'T, D.W.
I'VE GOT THAT ICKY FEELING
IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH AGAIN.
THAT GADGET BROUGHT THE THREE WORST PARTS
OF GOSALYN'S PERSONALITY TO LIFE AS EVIL ENERGY BEINGS.
THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO IN THESE INSTRUCTIONS.
WHAT A STUPID WEAPON. THIS THING IS DANGEROUS.
O.K., LEMME SEE.
ACCORDING TO THIS, YOU MUST BE LIGHT WAVES.
AND YOU MUST BE HEAT WAVES.
WHAT ARE YOU?
THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL... RADIOWAVE.
POWERFUL? OOH! HAH!
WHAT HARM CAN RADIO WAVES DO?
OH!
OW! OW! OW!
OH!
OW!
AAH!
KEEN GEAR!
WANNA BE MY SCIENCE PROJECT?
WHAT ARE WE... FREAKS? THAT BURNS MY BISCUITS!
YOU WANT THE GREATEST RADIO WAVE TO BE A SCIENCE PROJECT?
I WANNA BE SOMEONE'S HOMEWORK.
NOT! I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN.
TALK ABOUT WORDS COMING BACK TO HAUNT YOU.
WHOA!
OH, YEAH!
THAT'S A REAL HANDY WEAPON.
WE'VE GOT TO CATCH THEM BEFORE THEY CAUSE MORE TROUBLE.
SURE THING, D.W.
UNH! UNH!
[DARKWING] MEANWHILE, A CERTAIN MISS
WILL CLEAN UP THE MESS HER BRAIN MADE.
THOSE GUYS CAN'T HAVE COME FROM MY BRAIN!
I'M WAY TOO COOL TO HAVE A BIG EGO,
AND I NEVER GET MAD!
I'LL CLEAN THE MESS MY BRAIN MADE.
HMM... MAYBE A LITTLE TARGET PRACTICE
WOULD BE FUN.
AHA! PERFECT!
BULL'S-EYE! YES!
AAH! AAH!
A ONE-IN-A-ZILLION SHOT, FOLKS.
NOW THAT WAS WHAT I CALL FUN!
FLATHEADED CITY PLANNERS.
HOW DARE THEY PUT A BUILDING IN MY WAY?
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
N-NOTHING. JUST PAYING MY HEATING BILL.
HEATING BILL? I AM HEAT.
SHOULDN'T I BE GETTING A CUT... OR ALL OF IT?
YUP YUP YUP.
THAT BURNS MY BISCUITS!
IF THIS CITY DOESN'T WANT TO PAY FOR HEAT,
MAYBE THEY'D LIKE SOME FREE SAMPLES!
[HUMMING DARKWING DUCK THEME]
OOH! I CAN'T GET THAT STUPID TUNE OUT OF MY HEAD.
YAAHH!
THE THINGS I'LL DO TO CLEAR MY SINUSES.
[SNIFFING]
WAIT! MY SINUSES AREN'T CLEAR.
SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM.
WHAT COULD BE CAUSING THIS INTERFERENCE?
PIRATE BROADCASTS? SATELLITES? SUNSPOTS?
I JUST DON'T KNOW!
OF COURSE! THAT'S IT!
I HAVE THE ANSWER.
I... I...
I'LL ASK THOSE GUYS.
MAYBE THEY HAVE AN UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR CHAOS AND MAYHEM.
WE COULD DO CRIMES TOGETHER.
YOO-HOO!
HEY, YOU GALS!
NEW IN TOWN?
WE'RE KINDRED SPIRITS.
WE'VE EVEN GOT THE SAME POLARITY.
YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH US?
WE HAVE THE POWER OF THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE, A BATTERY STRAPPED TO YOUR BACK?
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
YOU'VE HURT MY FEELINGS.
I'M GONNA GET YOU... AAH!
HEED THIS LESSON, KIDS. ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT.
O.K.
NOW I'M UPSET.
LOOK.
THEY'RE GOING INTO THAT ELECTRONICS STORE.
YOU STOP THEM FROM ESCAPING.
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I'M THE LOW POINT ON YOUR SINE WAVE.
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
ANOTHER $20 GAS CARTRIDGE DOWN THE TUBES.
THERE'S NOBODY HERE.
GUESS AGAIN, SHOEHORN BEAK!
HEY, SMART GUY,
WANNA PLAY WITH SOME RADIOWAVE-CONTROLLED TOYS?
YAAHH!
HAVE YOU SEEN ANY EVIL ENERGY DEMONS?
RIGHT IN THERE.
DARN IT! THAT WAS A SUPERVILLAIN.
[HEATWAVE] YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
DANCE, PARDNER!
EE! AH! OOH! AH!
I'M A BIGGER GENIUS THAN I THOUGHT.
TAKES MORE THAN ONE UTTER HUMILIATION
TO GET RID OF ME.
MEGAVOLT! LIKE I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE.
YOU'VE IMPUGNED THE HONOR OF MEGAVOLT.
NOW YOU MUST PAY!
[SIGHS]
DON'T WANNA PAY. I WANNA PLAY.
HOW ABOUT A GAME OF SHISHKA-BOBBING FOR APPLES?
WHOA!
PERFECT. ROAST DUCK ON A STICK.
NO, THANKS. I ALREADY ATE.
SEE YOU LATER, WAFFLE HEAD.
I GOT MORE STUFF TO SMASH.
AAH! AAH!
OH, PERFECT! DYING WITH MY ARCHENEMY.
I'M REALLY YOUR ARCHENEMY?
GOSH, THAT'S SWELL.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT DR. SLUG WAS YOUR ARCH...
QUIET! WE'RE HISTORY, YOU UNDERSTAND?
IT COULD BE WORSE.
HOW COULD IT BE WORSE?
YOU HAD TO ASK, DIDN'T YOU?
SUCK FLAME-RETARDING FOAM, EVILDOER!
WELL, THERE'S A NEW TWIST.
SMOOTH MOVE, MEGAVOLT.
WON'T THE WATER SHORT YOU OUT?
PROBABLY.
AAH! AAH!
[LAUGHING]
TIMBER!
GET READY TO EAT WAVELENGTH, SAPS!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
HMM.
GOOD GOING, LAUNCHPAD. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
[PANTING]
NICE JOB WITH THE SPRINKLER.
THANKS.
NICE JOB WITH THE, UH...
GETTING YOUR GUN MELTED.
HEH HEH. RIGHT.
I'M GONNA NEED HELP
FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT ENERGY WAVES.
I KNOW THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND.
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
O.K.
LET'S PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES
AND WIPE OUT THESE POWER-MAD PIPSQUEAKS, EH?
WE'LL TAKE THE SECRET ROUTE TO DARKWING TOWER.
AAH!
[MEGAVOLT SNIFFING]
I THINK MY SINUSES ARE FINALLY CLEAR.
[GOSALYN] DIRTY, ROTTEN BRAIN WAVES.
NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR ME.
NOW I'M CLEANING UP AFTER 'EM.
I'M ALMOST FINISHED WITH THIS FLOOR, DAD.
AHEM. YOU MEAN "DAD" IN THE FIGURATIVE SENSE,
LITTLE GIRL WHO'S NOT RELATED TO ME.
WHAT ARE YOU...
MEGAVOLT!
YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY ALIENS AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU?
HEH HEH HEH!
I PRESENT THE AWESOME, SUPERSECRET...
DARKWING TOWER.
COOL! AUDUBON BAY BRIDGE.
THAT'S JUST A...
UH, UH...
A SIMPLE HOLOGRAM TO FOOL OUTSIDERS.
A HOLOGRAM? BRILLIANT!
NO WONDER YOU ALWAYS THWART MY FIENDISH SCHEMES!
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
DON'T WORRY.
I NEEDED A POWER EXPERT, AND MEGAVOLT'S A GENIUS.
UH, WHEN IT COMES TO ENERGY STUFF.
GATHER ROUND. HUDDLE UP.
HERE'S THE WORLD'S MOST EXTENSIVE LIBRARY
OF PHYSICS AND BIZARRE PHENOMENA.
THEY'LL TELL US HOW TO RUB OUT THOSE FIENDS.
O.K., EVERYBODY, START READING.
THAT WAS THE LAST BOOK.
I KNOW ABOUT PLASMA WAVE INVERTORS,
AND IT DOESN'T HELP US.
HERE'S ONE WE MISSED!
"SQUISHY THE SQUIRREL'S BIG BOOK OF QUANTUM PHYSICS."
OOH, I LOVE THAT BOOK!
"SQUISHY AND THE PHASE TRANSITION COILS.
SQUISHY'S MOLECULAR STRUCTURE DISRUPTED."
OF COURSE. IT'S SO SIMPLE.
SO AMAZINGLY SIMPLE.
IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.
[DARKWING] OH, YEAH...
SIMPLE.
WHY DIDN'T I SEE IT BEFORE?
HOW'S A MAGNET GONNA GET RID OF THOSE GUYS?
OH! QUESTIONS...
QUESTIONS.
WHY MUST YOU DOUBT ME?
YOU'LL DRIVE ME MAD!
MAD, I TELL YOU!
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I ASKED.
OH! WELL, THE MAGNET WILL INTERPOLATE
THE HYPERSTATIC MATRIX TO A RANDOM CONFIGURATION.
UM... THEY'LL GO BOOM.
YEAH. UH-HUH. SURE.
WE NEED NEGATIVE POLARITY.
THIS IS SOME KINDA TRICK.
EVEN I KNOW NEGATIVE IS BAD.
POSITIVE IS GOOD.
NEGATIVE.
POSITIVE.
NEGATIVE.
POSITIVE.
NEGATIVE!
NEGATIVE! NEGATIVE! NEGATIVE!
POSITIVE! POSITIVE! POSITIVE!
POS! POS! POS...
AREN'T YOU BEING A LITTLE IMMATURE?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
POSITIVE.
WHAT HURTS MOST IS THAT YOU CALL YOURSELF A SUPERHERO.
NOW TO LURE THEM IN. HIT IT, GOS.
ATTENTION, ENERGY DEMONS.
NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH.
ARE YOU SURE THAT'LL DO IT?
THEY CAME OUT OF MY BRAIN.
HERE THEY COME.
YES! I DID IT! I DID IT!
[AIR PUMPING]
YOU DID IT, ALL RIGHT.
TOLD YOU SO! TOLD YOU SO!
WELL, DARKWING,
ANY MORE BRILLIANT IDEAS?
I'M THINKING. I'M THINKING.
AAH! AAH! AAH!
I'M BETTER THAN EVER...
IF THAT'S POSSIBLE.
KEEN GEAR! WE GOT THE POWER. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
LET'S SMASH STUFF!
HEY! LET'S GET SOME ICE CREAM.
THEN WE'LL SMASH STUFF.
I WAS NEVER THAT BAD, WAS I?
WHAT NOW?
HMM. WE COULD ZAP IT WITH NEGATIVE POLARITY...
LIKE I SAID IN THE FIRST PLACE!
D.W., SHE'S MOVING OUT OF RANGE.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
I'M A GENIUS.
NOT JUST ANYONE COULD FIND
A SUPERTANKER FULL OF STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM.
DON'T LOOK, GOS. IT'S HORRIBLE.
IT'S JUST ICE CREAM.
OH, YEAH.
I... I... I KNEW THAT.
UH-OH. MINOR VISIBILITY PROBLEM.
[LIGHTWAVE] TIME FOR SOME BATTING PRACTICE.
AAH!
MAYBE A DIRECT ATTACK'S NOT THE BEST WAY
TO GET THEM BACK TO THE MAGNET.
SUPPOSE THEY'D FALL FOR THAT "NYAH NYAH" THING AGAIN?
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY WERE HAVING FUN.
FUN? THAT'S IT!
THEY'RE PARTS OF ME.
HOW WOULD YOU TRICK ME INTO GOING SOMEWHERE?
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST SON-OF-WHIFFLEWORLD GAME.
THAT MONSTROSITY WILL BELIEVE THIS IS REAL?
SHE'D BETTER! I BLEW MY ALLOWANCE ON THIS COSTUME.
O.K., MEGAVOLT, YOU LURE HER HERE.
WHEN SHE REACHES THE "X," HIT THE SWITCH.
SWITCH THE "X" AND REACH THE LURE.
YEAH. THIS'LL WORK.
[MEGAVOLT] EXCUSE ME.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
UM... THERE'S THE WORLD'S BIGGEST
SON-OF-WHIFFLEWORLD VIDEO GAME OVER THERE.
COOL BEANS!
MY FAVORITE GAME.
[MEGAVOLT] HERE SHE COMES!
O.K., GOS, NOW!
SAVE ME! SAVE ME!
I'LL DODGE THE EXPLODING ROLLERCHICKENS
TO SAVE YOU FROM THE EVIL WALRUSBOY, PRINCESS.
WHOOPSIE.
SON OF WHIFFLEWORLD? WAY COOL!
YOU CAN HIT THAT SWITCH ANYTIME, MEGAVOLT.
WHOOP! OH, GIVE ME A BREAK!
THIS JOYSTICK DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.
[GULP]
ISN'T HE A LITTLE TUBBY FOR WHIFFLEBOY?
WHAT FUN.
OUR OWN DARKWING DUCK TO PLAY WITH.
YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED SON OF WHIFFLEWORLD
UNTIL YOU'VE PLAYED AGAINST US.
LET'S MAKE THIS MORE LIKE THE REAL GAME.
WE NEED... GOBLINS.
NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE.
AND FALLING SLIMESQUIDS AND ANVILBATS.
NO SWEAT. CHILD'S PLAY.
AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE EXPLODING ROLLERCHICKENS.
[DARKWING] ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS GETTING TRICKY.
NOW LET'S SEE YOU RESCUE THE PRINCESS.
LEMME GO, YOU PERSONALITY-STEALING BOZO.
NO VIDEO GAME'S A MATCH FOR DASHING DARKWING DUCK.
I WIN... NATURALLY.
WRONG!
HAH!
HA HA! DOPEY ME.
I FORGOT SHE SUCKED UP ALL THE POWER.
IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL... DOOMED!
HEY! WAIT A SEC.
IT'S GAME OVER FOR YOU, DARKWING.
IT'S BEEN FUN. THANKS.
MEGAVOLT, NOW'S A GOOD TIME TO PULL THE SWITCH.
HEY...
WHERE'S MEGAVOLT?
NORMALLY, I ENJOY FREE FALL.
DID WE GET HER?
YEP, YEP, YEAH.
ZAPPED HER INTO OBLIVION.
LAST WE'LL SEE OF THAT MENACE.
DON'T BE SO SURE.
WE JUST DISBURSED THEIR ENERGY PARTICLES.
THERE'S A ONE-IN-A-ZILLION CHANCE
THEY COULD RE-FORM THROUGH SOMEONE'S TV.
THEY'D ONLY NEED A SIMPLE PARTICLE ACCELERATOR!
PSST! HEY, KID... YOU.
YEAH, YOU.
COME ON, BE A PAL.
GO FIND US A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR.
PRETTY PLEASE.