♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
YES! YOU'VE LANDED ON MY SUPER-MEGAPLEX SKYSCRAPER.
♪ YOU OWE ME TWENTY-TWO TRILLION DOLLARS ♪♪
GEE, I ONLY GOT TEN BUCKS.
OKAY, YOU CAN CLEAN MY ROOM,
FIX MY BIKE, AND...
BILL, BILL, BILL.
OOH, ED McMALLARD.
BILL, BILL.
AH, WHAT'S THIS?
MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION!
OH, BOY!
HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT MY HIGH SCHOOL DAYS?
RUN FOR IT! HE'S GONNA REMINISCE!
THE OLD DAYS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I WAS COOL. SO WERE MY FRIENDS...
HAM STRING, FOOTBALL CAPTAIN,
HIS GIRLFRIEND, PREENA LOT.
[LAUNCHPAD] WHOA, D.W.,
IS THAT YOU?
HANDSOME LAD, WASN'T I?
OOH, NICE HAIR, DAD.
NOT!
MY ANALYTICAL ABILITIES WERE RAZOR SHARP.
SO, LENNY, IF THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME,
YOU CLAIM YOUR PENCIL WAS ON YOUR BOOK.
BUT THE PENCIL IS NO LONGER THERE.
ERGO, THE PENCIL HAS BEEN STOLEN!
THAT'S RIGHT, LENNY.
SOLVING THIS WILL BE DANGEROUS.
MRS. WADDLESWORTH LEFT ME IN CHARGE.
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!
WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?
HOW MANY PENCILS DID YOU HAVE, PAL?
AHA!
THE JOCK!
PERHAPS YOU USE PENCILS TO KEEP SCORE WITH!
I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'.
GOT IT...
DRAKE THE DWEEB?
G'WAN. G'WAN, HAM.
TWEAK HIS BEAK.
AN EXCELLENT POINT.
YOU'VE MADE YOUR MISTAKE.
I'LL RIP THE TRUTH FROM YOUR MIND
WITH MY HYPNO COIN!
WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS, YOU'LL BE IN A TRANCE.
DWEEBUS MAXIMUS.
MY PENCIL ROLLED OFF MY DESK.
[LAUGHTER]
[DARKWING] YEP, MY FANTASTIC DEDUCTIVE ABILITIES.
WERE ADMIRED BY EVERYONE...
GUYS AND GIRLS ALIKE.
EVEN THE SCIENCE NERD, ELMO SPUTTERSPARK.
[GOSALYN] WHOA! HANG ON!
HOLD THE PHONE!
THAT SCIENCE NERD LOOKS FAMILIAR.
HEY, MY YEARBOOK!
HAS DADDY TOLD YOU THE STORY OF THE GIRL,
THE PEN, THE PIT OF FLAME?
LOOK!
[DARKWING GASPS]
HOLY CATS!
I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH MEGAVOLT!
INDIGNITY HEAPED UPON INDIGNITY!
WHY ME? WHY, WHY, WHY?
MY REUNION'S COMING UP. I'VE NOTHING TO WEAR.
WHY WAS I MADE TO SUFFER?
WHAT? WHAT'S THAT?
WEAR THE JUMPSUIT, BATTERY, GLOVES, HELMET?
BRILLIANT!
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?
[LAUGHTER]
AH, HIGH SCHOOL.
I REMEMBER THOSE GOLDEN DAYS...
DAYS OF CONSTANT DEGRADATION AND TORMENT.
WITHOUT REST FROM THE ENDLESS STREAM OF ABUSE.
AHHH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ACCOSTING ME.
OH, YEAH?
YOU AND WHAT ARMY?
G'WAN. G'WAN, HAM.
SHOW HIM WHAT'S FOR.
[GULP]
AH, FISTICUFFS!
SO BE IT.
G'WAN, HAM. TRASH THE LITTLE MONKEY.
THIS IS ONLY A TOTAL DEFEAT, YOU KNOW.
[MEGAVOLT] ALL THAT CHANGED.
THAT UNFORGETTABLE DAY IN JANUARY.
OR WAS IT JUNE?
SCHOOL LET OUT,
BUT I WAS STILL HARD AT WORK.
I HAVE HARNESSED THE AWESOME POWER
OF CARPET STATIC!
[BUZZ]
THOSE SCIENCE FOOLS SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE.
WELL, WELL, WELL.
WHADDA WE GOT HERE?
WHAT'S THIS, SOME KINDA WORKOUT MACHINE?
NO.
IT'S QUITE SIMPLE.
I'M USING STATIC ELECTRICITY
TO POWER THIS INCANDESCENT BULB.
NOTICE HOW MY STATIC CHARGE
ATTRACTS THESE SMALL...
URK!
I DON'T GET IT.
I SEE YOU AIN'T RUNNIN' HARD ENOUGH.
SOMETIMES YOU NEED SOMEONE TO PUSH YOU.
WHOA-OA-OA-OA!
REMEMBER, ELMO,
NO PAIN, NO GAIN.
SEE YA AROUND, POINDEXTER.
[LAUGHTER]
[PANTING]
MY, WHAT A DREADFUL ORDEAL...
BUT FASCINATING
FROM A SCIENTIFIC VIEWPOINT.
I MUST CALL THE JOURNAL OF STATIC ELECTRICITY.
BLLBBB!
OOH!
YOU ROTTEN,
TWO-TIMING, NOGOODNIK DOORKNOB!
DON'T POINT THAT AT ME.
IT MIGHT GO OFF.
AT LAST!
WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED!
THE ABILITY TO ENTERTAIN OTHERS
AT COCKTAIL PARTIES!
THESE POWERS MAY HAVE GREATER USES!
I CAN SEEK REVENGE ON THOSE WHO TORMENTED ME,
WHO MADE ME A FREAK,
WHO GAVE ME THIS HAIRSTYLE!
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
ELMO DISAPPEARED JUST BEFORE GRADUATION.
THAT'S WHEN MEGAVOLT FIRST APPEARED!
WE FOUGHT AT THE PROM.
YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING MEGAVOLT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL?
YEAH.
DON'T YOU THINK
YOU SHOULD'VE BEATEN HIM BY NOW?
"DON'T YOU THINK..."
SCOFF IF YOU WILL,
BUT I SAVED ST. CANARD HIGH THAT NIGHT.
CARE TO DANCE?
DROP DEAD, DWEEB.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT.
I AM MEGAWATT!
HEY, THAT'S OUR NAME, MAN.
OH, SORRY.
IN THAT CASE...
I AM MEGA... VOLT!
WHO'S THE GEEK?
HE'S WORSE THAN DRAKE THE DWEEB.
OOH! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
YOUR STARES ARE DRIVING ME MAD!
I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE SCHOOL AND ALL OF YOU WITH IT.
AAH!
WHERE YA GOIN'?
THE PARTY HASN'T EVEN STARTED.
OKAY, GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
THINK, THINK, THINK.
AHA!
C'MON, KIDS.
LET'S MAKE THIS A NIGHT TO REMEMBER.
NICE TRY, DRAKE THE DWEEB.
LET A REAL MAN TAKE CARE OF THIS.
I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS.
NOT AS MUCH AS ME!
OOH! OW! OW!
I'VE GOTTA STOP HIM.
BUT NO ONE WILL TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.
WAIT! WHAT IF I WEREN'T DRAKE THE DWEEB?
WHAT IF I WERE... SOMEONE ELSE?
PERFECT!
A LITTLE MUSTY,
BUT IT CONVEYS THE RIGHT EFFECT.
SMOKE BOMBS LEFT OVER FROM MacBEAK.
I NEED A NAME THAT'LL CONJURE UP THE FEAR
OF A DARK, MOONLESS NIGHT
AND THE SPEED OF AN EAGLE'S WING.
THE REALLY SCARY FAST THING!
NO, THAT'S TOO LONG.
THINK, THINK, THINK!
THE PURPLE POULTRY?
THE WEBFOOTED WONDER?
NO. THE QUACKMEISTER?
NO! CAPTAIN QUACKAZOID!
NO!
I'VE GOTTA COME UP WITH SOMETHING REALLY FAST!
OW! OOH EEE!
HA HA HA HA!
ST. CANARD HIGH SCHOOL...
WHO WILL SAVE YOU NOW?
HA HA HA HA!
OOH! OOH! OW!
ALL IS LOST. NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW!
YOU'RE CHEMISTRY.
HUH? HUH? HUH?
NO, NOT CHEMISTRY, MATH!
PHYS. ED. NO, HISTORY!
THAT'S IT, YOU'RE HISTORY!
[EXPLOSION]
WHAT?
I'M THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
I'M THE GRADE CURVE GIVING YOU AN "F."
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
I FORESEE DOOM. AAH!
AAH!
ALL RIGHT, DARKWING...
YOU MAY BE TOUGH, BUT I'M NOT!
OR SOMETHING.
WOOPSEY.
HELLO? PLEASE LET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'VE GOT A PHOBIA ABOUT SMALL PLACES!
DARKWING! DARKWING!
LET THIS BE A SIGN TO THOSE IN THE SHADOWS.
LET TERROR PIERCE THEIR WIZENED HEARTS.
NO EVILDOER SHALL ESCAPE THE WRATH OF...
DARKWING DUCK!
WHOA. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
OOH!
OH, MY. WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE WHILE I WAS GONE?
YOU MISSED DARKWING DUCK, MAN.
DARKWING DUCK MAN?
WHAT IS THIS DARKWING DUCK MAN?
JUST THE COOLEST GUY EVER.
THE OPPOSITE OF YOU,
DWEEBOSAURUS REX!
YEAH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
IT'S TIME TO PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
MEGAVOLT WILL TRY TO DESTROY THIS REUNION!
HISTORY WILL REPEAT ITSELF!
FOR DARKWING DUCK WILL BE THERE
TO HAVE A REUNION WITH MEGAVOLT!
FIVE BUCKS FOR VALET PARKING?
AT LEAST GOSALYN STAYED HOME.
WHERE'S THE PUNCH BOWL?
GOSALYN!
WEREN'T YOU STAYING HOME?
DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING I SAY, DAD?
I CAN'T TAKE YOU HOME NOW.
I'VE GOTTA KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR MEGAVOLT.
WELL, IF IT ISN'T DRAKE THE DWEEB.
STILL CAN'T GET A DATE?
HI, HAM.
HOW'S LIFE BEEN TREATING YOU?
OOH, CAN'T COMPLAIN.
HUH-HUH. ME, NEITHER.
I'M PRESIDENT OF THE COLOSSAL COSMETICS COMPANY.
HAMILTON!
OH, UH, VICE PRESIDENT.
SORRY, BOSS.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW I COULD CRUSH YOU FINANCIALLY?
G'WAN, HAM, TWEAK HIS BEAK.
HA HA HA!
SO, YOU WERE ADMIRED AND RESPECTED IN HIGH SCHOOL, HUH?
AHEM. WELL, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT NOW.
WE'RE HERE TO GET MEGAVOLT.
THAT SPARKING SCOFFLAW WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE!
OKAY, IT'S BEEN SIX HOURS.
I THINK THERE'S A SLIM POSSIBILITY
I MAY HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN.
IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE BEEN WRONG.
YEAH.
TRY ONE OF THESE HORSE DO-OVERS.
I WAS SURE MEGAVOLT WOULD HIT THIS REUNION.
ANY MORE HORSE DO-OVERS?
RIGHT OVER THERE.
THANKS, LAUNCHPAD.
NO PROBLEM-O, MEGAVOLT.
MEGAVOLT? MEGAVOLT? MEGAVOLT?
EXCUSE ME! [FEEDBACK]
I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE SCHOOL AND ALL OF YOU WITH IT.
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
EVER GET THAT CREEPY DEJA VU FEELING?
AAH!
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
I'M THE FAST FOOD THAT COMES BACK TO HAUNT YOU!
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
EVER GET THAT CREEPY DEJA VU FEELING?
EVERY TIME I LOCK YOU AWAY.
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
WE CAN SEE DARKWING IN ACTION AGAIN.
YEAH. RIGHT.
HYAH!
AAH!
WE GOTTA HELP DAD!
OKAY, MEGAVOLT, DROP THAT DUCK!
THAT'S NOT ALL I'LL DROP!
WHOA-OA!
HMM. THEY STILL KEEP ALL OF THE BAND INSTRUMENTS IN THE BASEMENT.
SUCK GAS, EVILDOER!
EVER GET THAT CREEPY DEJA VU FEELING?
SHUT UP!
ATTABOY, DARKWING!
HEY!
[GASP]
[GASP] [GASP]
HA HA! DRAKE MALLARD?
DARKWING DUCK IS DRAKE THE DWEEB?
TOO FUNNY!
HA HA HA!
DWEEB-A-DOODLE-DO!
BUT I...
BU-BU-BUT...
I... I... I... I...
AY, AY, AY.
HA HA HA!
BUT... BUT... BUT...
BUT I...
BUT SEE, I... THAT IS...
YEAH, WELL, JUST BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A MASK
DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT A HERO...
I GUESS.
WHOA.
HA HA HA!
I'M A FAILURE.
I SUPPOSE I OUGHTTA BARBECUE YOU NOW,
BUT I HAVEN'T GOT THE HEART.
BUT DON'T WORRY...
I'M STILL GONNA TAKE MY REVENGE ON YOU TWO!
[PREENA] WAIT UNTIL MY ATTORNEY GETS HOLD OF YOU!
GOS, IT'S DARK UP HERE, TOO.
COME ON. MEGAVOLT'S GETTING AWAY!
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
STOP HIM.
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MASK?
WHO CARES?
I DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR A MASK. I'M A FAILURE.
I'VE JUST BEEN LUCKY. LOOK HOW I MESSED UP HERE!
YOU NEED TO GO THWART AN EVILDOER.
THAT'LL GET YOUR CONFIDENCE BACK.
WHERE SHOULD WE LOOK NOW, DAD? HUH?
I'M NOT A SLEUTH, I'M A SLUG.
A VILE, WORTHLESS, STINKING SLUG.
I BET MEGAVOLT'S IN THAT ABANDONED GLUE WAREHOUSE!
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?
CALL IT A HUNCH.
LET'S MASH THAT MANIACAL MISCREANT!
WHAT CAN I DO?
I'M A FAILURE, A WASHOUT,
A ZERO.
YOU SIT THIS ONE OUT. WE'LL NAB THE BAD GUY.
BINGO.
HA HA HA HA!
PARTICLE ACCELERATION PLUS PHASE INVERSION EQUALS...
TOAST! OOH, I LOVE IT!
I'LL FINALLY HAVE REVENGE ON THOSE WHO MADE ME WHAT I AM!
WHAT AM I, ANYWAY?
A DENTIST? NO.
A LUMBERJACK? NO.
KING OF THE JUNGLE? NO.
YOU'RE OKAY NOW, FOLKS.
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I DO!
FOR THE LOVE OF HEAVEN, SOMEONE HELP ME!
YOU'RE A SUPERVILL...
OH, RIGHT. THANKS, BUDDY.
STILL GONNA HAFTA FRICASSEE YOU GUYS!
ROUGH BREAK!
SMOOTH MOVE, LAUNCHPAD.
I MUST REMEMBER TO THANK DOCTOR SLUG
FOR LENDING ME HIS HIDEOUT.
HE'S GIVEN THIS WAREHOUSE A HOMEY TOUCH.
I WANT ALL OF ST. CANARD TO SEE THIS.
YOU'RE GONNA LIGHT UP MY LIFE!
BY THE TIME THIS BULB REACHES FULL BRIGHTNESS,
YOU'LL BE NOTHING BUT FOUR LITTLE SMEARS OF SOOT!
HA HA HA HA!
IF WE COULD REACH THAT RUBBER CEMENT,
WE COULD DUMP IT ON MEGAVOLT!
IF WE COULD DO THAT, WE'D BE FREE.
NOW THAT I'VE QUIT CRIMEFIGHTING,
MAYBE I SHOULD DONATE MY GADGETS TO NEEDY SUPERHEROES.
I SHOULD CALL CAPTAIN PROTOZOA AND SPONGE BOY...
IT'S A LITTLE EARLY FOR SUNRISE.
HOLY CATS! I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!
BUT I CAN'T.
I'M A LOSER... DRAKE THE DWEEB.
THIS IS NO TIME TO WALLOW IN SELF-DOUBT!
I'M GETTING QUITE A CHARGE OUT OF THIS!
GET IT? CHARGE?
HA! GET IT?
THE ONLY CHARGE YOU'LL GET IS KIDNAPPING!
I THOUGHT YOU LOST YOUR CONFIDENCE.
MAYBE SO, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE MY FRIENDS!
THAT'S SO SWEET!
IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK.
TOO BAD I'VE GOTTA VAPORIZE YOU!
SCHPATOOEY!
ANYBODY BRING SUNBLOCK?
HA HA HA!
AT LAST! AT LAST,
I'LL BE RID OF THOSE MEDDLING KIDS
AND THEIR NOSY DOG!
WHOA. WRONG CARTOON.
I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE ON... ON...
I DIDN'T KNOCK DARKWING DOWN
INTO THAT RUBBER CEMENT, DID I?
YOU GUESSED IT, SPARKY.
OOH, DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT!
WHEW! WHEW!
WAY TO GO, DAD!
I GUESS WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY, DRAKE.
G'WAN, G'WAN, HAM, APOLOGIZE.
GEE, DRAKE, SORRY FOR ACTIN' LIKE A CHOWDERHEAD.
HAM, YOU WEREN'T ACTING.
YOUR SECRET IDENTITY IS SAFE WITH US.
OH, I DON'T DOUBT IT.
DRAKE MALLARD IS NOT DARKWING DUCK.
BUT HE'S A COOL GUY, AND YOU SHOULDN'T PICK ON HIM.
YOU SEE? YOU DID IT.
YOU'RE A HERO WITH OR WITHOUT THE MASK.
I THINK I'LL WEAR IT ANYWAY.
IT KEEPS MY HEAD WARM.
I'VE LOST, BUT I KNOW DARKWING'S SECRET IDENTITY!
HE'S ELMO SPUTTERSPARK!
NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
HE'S HAM STRING. DARN IT!