♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
WOULDN'T WANT TO MEET HIM CAMPING,
NOT WITHOUT INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH BUG SPRAY.
THAT SPECIES HAS BEEN EXTINCT FOR OVER 70 MILLION YEARS.
DOESN'T LOOK A DAY OVER A MILLION.
MUST'VE HAD A GREAT SKIN MOISTURIZER.
THE AMBER PRESERVED IT IN PERFECT CONDITION.
HOW'D HE GET INSIDE THERE?
THIS AMBER IS MERELY THE FOSSILIZED TREE SAP
THAT TRAPPED THE INSECT BEFORE IT HARDENED.
THIS IS REALLY FASCINATING, PROFESSOR,
BUT WHY DID YOU CONTACT ME?
I COULD BE OUT SOLVING MYSTERIES!
WE HAVE A MYSTERY HERE
THAT ONLY YOU MAY BE ABLE TO SOLVE.
YEP, YEP, YEP, AHH...
MY STERLING REPUTATION PRECEDES ME.
I'VE HEARD YOU WERE A GOOF,
BUT THIS TIME, YOU SEEM TO BE THE ONE TO ASK.
DINOSAURS! I'LL GET THE CAGE!
CAGE?
IS USING QUACKERJACK'S TIME MACHINE A GOOD IDEA, D.W.?
I HAVE NO CHOICE.
I WON'T SLEEP
UNTIL I FIND OUT WHO'S INSIDE THE AMBER.
O.K., I'M READY.
AND WHAT'S THAT FOR?
MY NEW PET...
NOTHING CARNIVOROUS... A STEGOSAURUS OR SOMETHING.
NO PETS, NO LITTLE GIRLS... WE'RE GOING ALONE.
WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF ME
IF YOU GET RIPPED UP
BY SOMETHING WITH TIRE-IRON-SIZE FANGS?
MAYBE I BETTER STAY.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME BEHIND.
OOO-KAY.
BESIDES, WACKY HOME VIDEOS WILL PAY MEGA-BUCKS.
FOR SOME EMBARRASSING DINOSAUR FOOTAGE.
WELL, LOOKS CLEAR.
I WANT EVERYONE TO BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL.
WHO KNOWS WHAT BLOODTHIRSTY CARNIVORE STALKS THIS...
AAH!
70 MILLION YEARS INTO THE PAST
AND I FORGET TO RECHARGE THE BATTERIES.
SO MUCH FOR WACKY HOME VIDEOS.
IF YOU'RE THROUGH SHORTENING MY LIFE SPAN, GOSALYN,
I'D LIKE TO GET MOVING NOW.
THIS MAP SHOULD LEAD US TO WHERE THE AMBER BLOCK ORIGINATED.
OH, DARN.
YOU KNOW, I HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS.
[GRRR]
WE'VE COME THIS FAR TO BE A DINOSAUR'S CHEW TOY.
DUCKBILLED DINOSAURS WERE PLANT EATERS.
AT LEAST, THAT'S THE THEORY.
WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU?
KEEN GEAR! IT TALKS!
I TALK? OF COURSE I TALK,
BUT YOU? THIS... THIS IS AMAZING...
TALKING... THINGIES!
I'M GETTING MY NET.
UNBELIEVABLE! IT'S A TALK...
DID HE SAY NET?
HEY!
THOSE ULTRAVIOLET RAYS MUTATE THE DARNDEST THINGS.
HEY, I'M NOT A DARNDEST THING. I'M DARKWING DUCK.
IS THAT A GENUS OR SPECIES?
IT'S A NAME... MY NAME!
I'M DR. DENTON.
BOY, YOU'LL IMPRESS THE COUNCIL OF TECHNOSAURS.
COUNCIL OF WHAT?
TECHNOSAURS. DID YOU USED TO BE HAIRIER?
PROFESSOR BUMPROCK COLLECTED SOME HAIRY APE THINGIES LIKE YOU.
SHE CAUGHT 'EM USING TOOLS.
YOU BET WE STOPPED THAT.
THE WAY THEY WERE MULTIPLYING,
THEY COULD'VE OVERRUN THE PLANET.
HEY, LOOK, GODZILLA.
THAT'S DR. DENTON.
WHATEVER. WE ARE NOT MUTATIONS.
WE'RE FROM THE FUTURE.
FROM... THE FUTURE?
OH, I GET IT.
I GET IT.
IT'S HUMOR. YOU'VE EVOLVED A SENSE OF HUMOR.
THAT'S RICH. IT REALLY IS.
AS IF WE DINOSAURS
COULD EVER EVOLVE INTO CREATURES LIKE YOU.
THAT'S CUTE. WELL, YOU DIDN'T EVOLVE, PAL.
YOU BECAME EXTINCT.
EXTINCT?
ISN'T THAT A TOUCHY SUBJECT?
EXTINCT!
AND HOW, PRAY TELL, DID THAT HAPPEN?
IT WAS THE ICE AGE.
IT GOT COLD.
IT WAS SNOWING AND...
I SUPPOSE IT NEVER OCCURRED TO US TO PUT ON COATS.
HELP ME OUT, GOS.
MANY BELIEVE A GIANT METEOR SMASHED INTO EARTH
AND IXNAYED YOU DINOSAURS.
SURE. ALL THE DINOSAURS CROWDED INTO ONE SPOT
JUST TO BE UNDER A BIG FALLING ROCK.
YOU'RE NOT FROM THE FUTURE.
I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE,
AND ITS NAME IS DUCKBILLVILLE.
OBSERVE... A CITY RUN BY TECHNOLOGY, NOT BUREAUCRACY.
NO PENCIL-PUSHING POLITICIANS FOR US.
OUR UTOPIA'S MOTTO IS "IMPROVE IT OR MOVE IT."
YOU CAR RUNS SMOOTH EVEN WITH CONCRETE TIRES.
OUR ROADS ARE HIGH-PERFORMANCE, STEEL-BELTED RADIALS.
[DARKWING] YOU MEAN YOU HAVE CONCRETE TIRES
AND RUBBER ROADS?
[DR. DENTON] OUR CITY'S IN THE FOREFRONT
OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY.
SEE OUR ELEVATOR BUILDING.
NEAT, HUH? I KNEW YOU'D BE SPEECHLESS.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
DR. DENTON? JUST A MINUTE, PLEASE.
DR. DENTON, IT'S FOR YOU!
I CAN TELL YOU'RE IMPRESSED.
WE CALL IT A CAR PHONE.
WHAT? THE MEETING'S BEEN MOVED UP?
I'M ON MY WAY. THANKS.
YOU'RE WELCOME... GULP!
LONG-DISTANCE CALLS MUST BE REAL KILLERS.
THE COUNCIL OF TECHNOSAURS WILL COME TO ORDER.
FIRST, THE PROGRESS REPORT
ON THE LATEST DISCOVERIES AND INVENTIONS.
DR. FERNCHEW, YOU GO FIRST.
THANK YOU, SIR GLUMFIELD.
PROGRESS CONTINUES IN HOME APPLIANCE DIVISION.
THERE ARE STILL SOME BUGS.
OUR SELF-CLEANING OVEN GETS STUCK IN THE RINSE CYCLE.
THE IMPORTANT THING IS NOT TO GET DISCOURAGED.
PROFESSOR BUMPROCK HAS A NEW DISCOVERY
SHE'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH US.
WHAT CAN I SAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
OTHER THAN... TREE SAP IS OUR FUTURE!
THOUGH SOMEWHAT DIFFICULT TO CLEAN OFF ONE'S FEET,
I'M POSITIVE IT'LL PROVE TO BE FABULOUSLY BENEFICIAL
TO SOCIETY AS A FACIAL MOISTURIZER.
I KNOW WHY YOU PALEOLITHIC PEABRAINS BECAME EXTINCT.
YOU DO EVERYTHING BACKWARDS.
HEY, KEEP QUIET.
YOU'LL GET ME IN TROUBLE.
KEEP YOUR MUTATIONS UNDER CONTROL.
YES, SIR GLUMFIELD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE ARE NOT MUTATIONS.
WE'RE FROM THE FUTURE.
THE FUTURE?
HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
YOU KNOW HOW MUTANTS RUN AT THE MOUTH.
WHEELS ARE RUBBER. ROADS ARE CONCRETE.
AND THIS OVEN IS FOR COOKING FOOD, NOT LAUNDRY.
REALLY?
THEN WHERE DO YOU POUR THE FABRIC SOFTENER?
JUST LIKE THOSE APE THINGS.
MAYBE WE SHOULD SQUASH THEM BEFORE THEY MULTIPLY.
STOP BEFORE THEY SIT ON YOU.
IT COULD PUT A PERMANENT PRESS IN YOUR CAPE.
YES, THE CAPE.
IS IT COMMON FOR PEOPLE OF THE FUTURE
TO WEAR GAUDY CLOTHES?
THIS DISGUISE IS TO HIDE
MY REAL IDENTITY AS I FIGHT CRIME.
OF COURSE, NOT THAT THERE IS ANY CRIME
THIS INCREDIBLY SOPHISTICATED UTOPIA OF YOURS.
LET'S FIND SOME TROGLODYTES TO PLAY WITH.
[GLUMFIELD] WAIT!
WE MIGHT HAVE ONE SLIGHT PROBLEM.
JOHNNY T. IS COMING TO TOWN!
[TEETH CHATTERING]
NO MATTER WHAT THE EON,
DARKWING DUCK FIGHTS FOR JUSTICE.
CAREFUL... THESE GUYS ARE REALLY, REALLY BIG.
THEN THE HARDER THEY'LL FALL.
IS IT AN EARTHQUAKE?
HEY, WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE?
APPETIZERS.
THIS IS NICE.
WHO ELSE BUT THE FRIENDLY CITIZENS OF DUCKBILLVILLE
WOULD WELCOME US WITH A SNACK TRAY?
WHAT'S THIS? I DIDN'T ORDER SMOKED MEATS.
I'M THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
I'M THE LIMESTONE THAT PETRIFIES YOUR BONES!
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
WHOA. THAT IS ONE WEIRD-LOOKING THINGIE.
[KARATE YELL]
UH-OH.
MAYBE IT'S "THE BIGGER THEY ARE,
THE... HARDER... THEY... ARE."
HOW DO YOU DO?
I AM JOHNNY T. REX.
THESE ARE MY ASSOCIATES...
THROTTLE AND MUDFLAP.
HOW YA DOIN'?
NOW THAT INTRODUCTIONS ARE OVER...
WASTE HIM, BOYS.
GRRR!
TWO WORDS...
BREATH MINT.
I WANTED HIM GOOSHED!
GOING UP!
COMING THROUGH!
YEOW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
SUCK SNEEZES, EVILDOERS!
AH... AH...
AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
THAT'S SOCKIN' IT TO 'EM!
UNBELIEVABLE! WE BEAT A DINOSAUR!
I DID, DIDN'T I?
ACTUALLY, I BEAT THREE DINOSAURS.
MERE TYRANNOSAURS DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST DARKWING.
Y'KNOW, DAD, YOU DID HAVE SOME HELP.
HE'LL NEED MORE.
I LIKE YOU, KID.
YOU SHOW GUTS.
GUTS LIKE THAT SHOULD BE REWARDED.
WHO PUT HIM UP TO THIS?
I BROUGHT ME! THEM! I DID!
OKAY. THIS IS GOOD.
THIS IS LUNCH.
THIS IS DINNER.
YOU'RE OUR MIDNIGHT SNACK.
YOU... I THINK BRUNCH.
TRY SOME MARINARA SAUCE.
I FEEL ZESTY TODAY.
OH...
DO SOMETHING BEFORE THE WHOLE TOWN BECOMES A BLUE PLATE SPECIAL!
I CAN TAKE THESE GOONS BLINDFOLDED.
WE'LL BE LUCKY
IF THERE'S ENOUGH LEFT OF US TO FLOSS OUT THEIR GUMS.
YOU CAN'T OUT MACHO A TYRANNOSAURUS REX.
IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE THE DUCK THAT COUNTS.
IT'S THE DUCK THAT'LL BE INSIDE THE DINOSAUR THAT WORRIES ME.
WHAT SAY YOU CLEAR OUT NOW
AND LEAVE THESE PEOPLE ALONE?
AND LEAVE THIS UTOPIA OF TECHNOLOGY?
THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON I COME HERE...
ASIDE FROM THE CUISINE, OF COURSE.
LET'S MAKE WITH THE DISCOVERIES!
THIS IS MY SELF-CLEANING OVEN,
ALREADY MODIFIED PER DARKWING DUCK'S SUGGESTIONS, OF COURSE.
WHAT WOULD THEY DO WITHOUT ME?
I WAS USING IT ON LAUNDRY INSTEAD OF FOOD.
WE'RE ALWAYS INTERESTED IN NEW METHODS OF FOOD PREPARATION.
OH! IT'S... IT'S DONE.
NOT SO GOOD, BOSS.
I SAID TO BAKE IT, NOT BATHE IT.
YOU GOTTA HELP US!
THAT GUY'S A TYRANNOSAURUS REX!
HE'S GOT TEETH BIGGER THAN ME!
IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN CHALLENGE HIM TO ARM WRESTLING.
THAT'S IT!
AND THINNED DOWN, THIS TREE SAP
MAKES A FABULOUSLY BENEFICIAL INSECT REPELLENT.
[BUZZING]
OR NOT.
THAT'S THE BEST TECHNOLOGY OF THE MONTH?
OKAY...
IT'S CHOW TIME.
[TEETH CHATTERING]
TOUCH THEM AND SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES,
YOU OVERGROWN LIZARDS!
WHAT KINDA CONSEQUENCES...
FUTURE BOY?
WHAT-KIND-OF- UH-CONSEQUENCES? SPECIFICALLY?
DID I PUSH THIS MACHO THING TOO FAR?
NOT SO MUCH CONSEQUENCES AS...
CONDIMENTS... THEY HAVE LOUSY CONDIMENTS!
THE RIGHT APPETIZERS WILL MORE THAN MAKE UP FOR IT...
DARKMEAT.
SURE... CHOMP HIS BONES INTO A BLOODY PULP.
SURE... YOU CAN TEAR HIM...
DON'T GIVE HIM ANY NEW IDEAS.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET TO FACE A REAL CHALLENGE?
BEING THE UNQUESTIONABLY DOMINANT LIFEFORM
OF THE EARLY CRETACEOUS PERIOD DOES MAKE LIFE MUNDANE.
SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND, DUMPLING?
DARKWING DUCK'S GONNA TAKE YOU ON AT YOUR OWN GAME.
UH, EATING?
NO.
I'M TALKIN' CHOPPERS, HOGS,
EARTH-STOMPIN' STREET MACHINES!
UH, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
HE'S GONNA RACE US ON MOTORCYCLES!
HA HA! HA HA HA!
AND THE LOSER LEAVES DUCKBILLVILLE.
OKAY, I'M A SPORT. I'M A SPORT,
BUT NOBODY CAN OUTRUN MY GANG.
WE RACE TOMORROW.
[TEETH CHATTERING]
UNTIL THEN, NOBODY EATS.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
WITH A NEW RATCATCHER MADE WITH MODERN TECHNOLOGY,
WE'LL RIDE RINGS AROUND THOSE BOZOS.
GUESS YOUR BRAINS ARE RUBBIN' OFF ON ME.
COME HERE, YOU LITTLE KISS UP.
[LAUNCHPAD] WE MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM HERE, D.W.
TH-TH-THAT'S THE RATCATCHER?
I COULDN'T HELP IT. THEY INSISTED ON IMPROVING IT.
IMPROVE IT OR MOVE IT.
WE MIGHT STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
REALLY? YOU THINK SO?
IT'S INFINITESIMALLY SMALL, BUT STILL A CHANCE.
THANKS FOR THE MORALE BOOST.
[MOTORCYCLES APPROACHING]
ALL RIGHT, FUTURE BOY,
SEE YOU ON THE BUFFET LINE.
COME ON! IF WE CAN'T DO BETTER, WE'RE LUNCHMEAT!
THE GEARS ARE STICKING!
MAYBE IT'S THE TREE SAP IN THE CRANK CASE.
SMEAR ME WITH MUSTARD AND POINT ME AT THE KAISER ROLLS.
UNH! GOT IT!
WRONG WAY!
CALL IT A DETOUR.
THIS I DO NOT LIKE.
THROTTLE, TAKE THE GEEK OUT!
THAT'S THE LAST OF THE TREE SAP.
AAH! AAH!
TIME FOR SOMETHING FABULOUSLY BENEFICIAL.
UNH!
[CRASH]
UNH!
HUH?
I'LL TAKE 'IM, JOHNNY.
AGAIN? AT LEAST SHOW SOME ORIGINALITY.
OH! THIS IS GONNA LEAVE A MARK.
[GOSALYN] WE'RE AT THE TOP!
IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE, D.W.!
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
THIS RACE IS FALLING TO PIECES.
SEE YOU FOR DINNER.
[BUMP]
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE!
WHOA!
HEY! HEY!
[GRUNTING]
THIS IS WHERE I GET OFF.
THERE THEY ARE!
TA-DAA!
AAH!
WE CAME TO SOLVE A MYSTERY
AND STAYED TO SAVE THE DAY.
WAIT! YOU CAN'T LEAVE YET.
NOW WHAT?
I'VE JUST INVENTED THE FABULOUSLY BENEFICIAL PANCAKE BREAKFAST.
YOU MUST TRY IT.
[GOSALYN] AAH! [LAUNCHPAD] AAH!
THE ENGINE! IT'S MISSING!
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS?
I IMPROVED IT FOR YOU.
HAD TROUBLE FIGURING IT OUT.
HOW WILL GET BACK?
THIS MADE IT SPIN!
REALLY? I THOUGHT THIS DID.
[GOSALYN] AAH!
OOPS.
I'M STUCK HERE...
DESTINED TO LIVE OUT MY LIFE WITH DERANGED DINOSAURS!
AT LEAST YOU CAN START YOUR LIFE
WITH A HEARTY BREAKFAST.
LET'S HAVE SOME PANCAKE THINGIES.
OOPS.
UH-OH. THIS LOOKS LIKE...
A PAPERWEIGHT! YES!
I JUST INVENTED THE PAPERWEIGHT!
[DENTON] HA HA HA!
GET DARKWING OUTTA THAT AMBER!
I AM.
SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME.
ANYBODY KNOW WHAT EON IT IS?
SORRY ABOUT SMASHING THAT PRICELESS AMBER.
OH, NEVER MIND.
WE'VE HAD A NEW DISCOVERY.
WE THINK WE CAN CHIP HIM OUT, TOO.