1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,753 Hi, guys. Um, I am Tom Holland. 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:07,007 I'm joined today by tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield. 3 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:10,593 We just wanted to take a moment to say a massive thank you 4 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,263 for all of your continued love and support for this film. 5 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:16,433 While we were making this film, I think I can speak on behalf of all of us 6 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:19,477 that we knew that we had our hands on something really special. 7 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:21,563 But I don't think we could ever have imagined 8 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:23,773 it would have been received as well as it has been. 9 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,567 So thank you so much. 10 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:29,154 We are just incredibly grateful that you guys are here for it. 11 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:31,948 Thank you to everybody for supporting this movie. 12 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:36,786 I got to show up with these guys and have a beautiful experience. 13 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,664 - Andrew, we have something to tell you. - What? 14 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:42,876 It's important to both of us that you know this. Okay? 15 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:45,045 - We love you. - We love you. 16 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:48,173 About time. I've been waiting months. 17 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:50,675 I've been waiting months since that day in Atlanta. 18 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,093 - I had it in here. - Yeah. 19 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:54,637 It took every part of me not to say that. 20 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,097 This was worth the wait, 21 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:59,642 and I will wait for you guys for centuries. 22 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:04,606 We come to you now with revelations 23 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:07,859 about last week's attack in London. An anonymous source provided this video. 24 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:12,739 It shows Quentin Beck, aka mysterio, moments before his death. 25 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,741 You may find this video disturbing. 26 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:17,327 I managed to send the elemental back through the rift, 27 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,680 but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive. 28 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:20,872 Spider-man attacked me. 29 00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:23,458 He has an army of drones, stark technology. 30 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:27,212 He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new iron man. No one else. 31 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:29,547 Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? 32 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,508 There will be significant casualties. 33 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:33,551 Do it. Execute them all. 34 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,809 This shocking video was released earlier today 35 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,895 on the controversial news website thedailybugle.Net. 36 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:46,272 There you have it, folks: Conclusive proof 37 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:50,318 that spider-man was responsible for the brutal murder of mysterio, 38 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:53,822 an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet 39 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:59,452 and who will, no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time. 40 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:01,746 But that's not all, folks. 41 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,248 Here's the real blockbuster. 42 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:05,041 Brace yourselves. You might wanna sit down. 43 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,419 Spider-man's real... Spider-man's real name is... 44 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,590 Spider-man's name is Peter Parker. 45 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:15,010 What the f...? 46 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,846 That's right, folks. Peter Parker. 47 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,724 A 17-year-old high school delinquent... 48 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,476 - She knows him. - Are you spider-man's girlfriend? 49 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,020 Is, in fact... 50 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:28,314 - Are you spider-man's girlfriend? - The vile vigilante villain spider-man. 51 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:30,316 - Yo, it's him. - Whoa, whoa. 52 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,569 - Please don't touch her. - You're just a kid? 53 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,070 You murdered mysterio? 54 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,780 - You helped him? - I didn't... 55 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,949 Come on, kid, let me see your face. 56 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:39,784 - He hit me. Spider-man hit me. - Come on. 57 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:40,702 He hit me. 58 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:44,289 All this time, people looked up to this boy and called him a hero. 59 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:47,375 Well, I'll tell you what I call him, public enemy number one! 60 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:50,712 I told you I never wanted to do this ever again! 61 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:54,132 Mj, I'm so sorry, but I can't see anything with your hand in my... 62 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:55,759 Sorry. Where are we gonna go? 63 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,635 - I don't know. Your house? - No! 64 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,012 My dad will kill you. 65 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:01,139 What? You said your dad really liked me. 66 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:02,974 Yeah, well, not anymore. 67 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:06,728 - Dude. - Dude. 68 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:07,854 - Dude! - Dude! 69 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:08,938 Dude! 70 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,066 - Dude! - Dude! 71 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:14,027 I'm so sorry. Are you okay? 72 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:16,071 - No, not really. Uh... - Yo, Peter! 73 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,061 We should go. We should go. Come on. 74 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,517 - You said you don't want to swing. - You should just swing me. 75 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,061 - Okay. We can take the subway. - Okay. 76 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,172 No. 77 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,097 Look out! 78 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,441 That was so much worse. Okay. It's okay. 79 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:56,111 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 80 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,988 Come on, come on, come on. Okay, I'm so sorry. 81 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:10,290 Okay. 82 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:11,750 Okay. 83 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,420 I'm sorry. 84 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:18,091 I just feel so dumb. I didn't realise you were miserable. 85 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:21,553 No, it was really fun, right? That's why they call it a fling. 86 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:25,265 - And we flung. - It was fun. I could've been more fun. 87 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:27,767 - We'll hang out again. - Like, when do you think? 88 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,314 - I should see what that is. - No, no, no. 89 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,817 - It's what I do. Peter? - He's always coming and going. 90 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,152 - Peter? - Oh! Oh, no. 91 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:38,403 - Oh, god. - Oh, no. 92 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:40,113 - I don't know what to do. - Peter? 93 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,699 - Oh... - I didn't see anything. 94 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,576 Um, this isn't what it looks like. 95 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,369 - No, no, no, may. - Practise safe... 96 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:49,205 Oh, hey. You must be mj! 97 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,958 - Yeah. Nice to meet you. - So nice to meet you. 98 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:54,711 - Wait, have you been crying? - We broke up. 99 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:58,757 - Oh. Oh! Uh... - Hey, spider-man! 100 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,301 Thank you. I didn't know you broke up. 101 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:04,262 I thought you were in love, may. Can we talk about this in the kitchen? 102 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:05,972 I should probably leave. 103 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:08,016 I thought you guys were such a handsome couple. 104 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,185 It's really about boundaries. 105 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,437 - Let me answer the door. - Let's go in here. 106 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,022 - Is that the door? - Hey. Is it true? 107 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:16,191 - I was gonna go, but... - Not now. 108 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:19,235 I didn't know you were so awkward about sex, Peter. 109 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,404 This has nothing to do with sex. 110 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,990 If you wanna go over it again. I mean... what's that sound? 111 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,074 Uh... 112 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:28,745 - Hey, spider-man! - Oh, my god. 113 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,373 I mean, I'm happy to rehash it if you want to. 114 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,334 You take care of your side, I'll take care of mine. 115 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:37,754 What is up with this phone? 116 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:40,173 Will you get off your phones for five minutes? 117 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:42,550 I just wanna talk to you about your relationship, okay? 118 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:43,634 Peter? 119 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,598 What? 120 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,309 - Is that...? - Is that here? 121 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,019 Um... 122 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:08,284 - Yo, Peter Parker! - Yo, Peter! 123 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,328 Maybe it's not such a big deal. 124 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,705 Spider-menace! 125 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,791 Governments around the world launch investigations 126 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:19,004 into the murderer known as spider-man, aka Peter Parker, 127 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,923 aka the web-headed war criminal 128 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:26,386 who, for years, has been terrorizing the decent citizens of New York. 129 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:29,764 Well, now this city and the world see him for what he truly is. 130 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:34,394 New details from last week's devastating attack in London have emerged. 131 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:37,188 For more, we go now to joint intelligence headquarters. 132 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,941 Authorities, just a short while ago, confirmed 133 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:42,277 that the deadly drones used in the London attack 134 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,654 were designed by stark industries. 135 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,740 Federal agents! Open up! 136 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,533 Federal agents? You stay here. 137 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,744 Department of damage control. 138 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,747 We have a warrant for the arrest of Peter Parker. 139 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,622 - You know the fourth amendment? - Sure. 140 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,266 - Unreasonable search and seizure? - Get in here, guys. Let's go. 141 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,879 I didn't kill Quentin Beck. The drones did, okay? 142 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,797 - The drones that are yours. - No. 143 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:05,175 Nick fury was there the entire time. 144 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,968 He can explain everything. 145 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:09,846 Nick fury has been off-planet for the last year. 146 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,806 - What? - Peter! Hey. 147 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:15,018 Mj! Uh... they have nothing to do with this, sir. 148 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,187 Don't say anything without a lawyer. 149 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:18,813 I want a lawyer. 150 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,858 - Ms Jones-Watson. - Jones. I don't go by Watson. 151 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:26,029 - Ms Jones, why do you want a lawyer if...? - If I have nothing to hide? 152 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,405 Exactly. Unless... 153 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,282 - I'm actually guilty of something? - Uh-huh. 154 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,409 I'm very aware of your tactics and my rights. 155 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:33,953 Just answer my questions. 156 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,747 I've seen your file. 157 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,958 You're a smart young woman with a bright future ahead of her. 158 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:40,585 Why would you risk it all 159 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:44,047 by getting involved with a vigilante like Peter Parker? 160 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,091 Washington monument, 161 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,093 venice grand canal, 162 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,594 tower bridge! 163 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,971 You know, if I didn't know any better, Peter, 164 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:55,225 it's kind of like your enemy is national landmarks. 165 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:01,022 So sorry to keep you waiting. 166 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:02,649 - Can we get ned a snack? - Absolutely. 167 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,025 - He's been waiting. - I got you. 168 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:05,735 Dude, I'm so sorry about that. 169 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:09,114 - I'm not supposed to say anything to you. - Not even a thing. 170 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:13,076 I just have one question. When mj told you Peter was spider-man... 171 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,160 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 172 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,454 - What's up? - I knew way before mj did. 173 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:19,040 - I was spider-man's "guy in the chair." - I know about those. 174 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,376 - Dude, half my guys are guys in the chair. - Exactly. 175 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,838 You would know. I literally helped him find the vulture. 176 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,173 - I didn't know that. - I helped him hack a suit once 177 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,717 and helped him get to space. 178 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:32,929 So in spider-man's illegal vigilantism, you were his main accomplice. 179 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,977 I would like to have my words stricken from the record. 180 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:44,065 So if you did your job, I wouldn't have to be on the boat saving people's lives. 181 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,901 I climbed up the side of the Washington monument. 182 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,654 Okay, now we're getting to some facts. 183 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,781 Tell me everything you know about the night monkey. 184 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,175 Here's the funny thing about the law. 185 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,869 It's usually not open to random self-interest interpretation. 186 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:59,330 Though you and I both know that hasn't stopped people like you from trying. 187 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:03,418 So with all due respect, and I mean that very insincerely, 188 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,588 unless you have some real specific charges to throw at us, 189 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,214 legally, you can't hold us here. 190 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,842 Sounds like someone who's been through the system before. 191 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:14,220 I've been arrested at a couple of protests. I'm a real career criminal. 192 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:18,808 You should lawyer up. Child endangerment's a nasty rap. 193 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,143 Excuse me? 194 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,394 A boy was entrusted to you, 195 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,855 and as his legal guardian, essentially his mother, 196 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:28,109 you not only allowed him to endanger himself, you encouraged it. 197 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,861 Who does that? 198 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,238 I wanna see Peter right now. 199 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,991 Stark industries was caught in the web 200 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,744 of the spider-man/mysterio controversy today, 201 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,330 when federal agents opened an investigation 202 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,124 into missing stark technology. 203 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,752 Agents wanna know exactly what was taken... 204 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:48,922 - At least they used a good picture. - What is happening? 205 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,967 That's great. 206 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,052 Thank you. 207 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,845 I have some good news, Peter. 208 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,556 I don't believe any of the charges against you are gonna stick. 209 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,974 - Wait, seriously? - Oh. 210 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,058 - I knew it. - Nice. 211 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,686 Mr Murdock, thank you. 212 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,437 - Thank you. - That's amazing. 213 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,189 - You're welcome. - Perfect. 214 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,774 - However, mr hogan... - Yes? 215 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:11,069 The feds are investigating that missing technology. 216 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,488 I understand your loyalty to mr stark and his legacy, 217 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,948 but if you were involved... 218 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,783 - If I was? - I advise securing a lawyer. 219 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,911 I need a lawyer because i'm...? I thought he was... 220 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:23,164 You said there's no charge. I could say under advisement of counsel, 221 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,291 I refuse to answer the question respectfully 222 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,335 because the answer can incriminate me... 223 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:29,921 It's in goodfellas. What's the thing they say in goodfellas? 224 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:33,258 I know that's what you think. Calm down. Let's hear what he has to say. Matt? 225 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,176 You're gonna need a really good lawyer. 226 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:39,681 You may have dodged your legal troubles, but things will get much worse. 227 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,641 There is still the court of public opinion. 228 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,646 Murderer! Mysterio forever! 229 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,608 How did you just do that? 230 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,028 I'm a really good lawyer. 231 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,990 We'll need a safer place to live. 232 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,377 Oh. Aah! 233 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,296 How do we...? How do we...? 234 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,882 Alarm system deactivated. 235 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,595 It looks nice. And this is safe. 236 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,726 Welcome to the spiritual oasis. 237 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:26,895 You like donkey Kong Jr.? 238 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,773 - Hey, man, move! - Stop! Thief! 239 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,775 Move out of the way! Hey, move, move! 240 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:32,901 Stop that guy! 241 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:33,902 Look out! 242 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,028 Stop! 243 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:39,824 Oh, my god. 244 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,829 Hey! 245 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,499 Whoa, what are you doing? You can't do this anymore. 246 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,042 - He's a thief. - You're a child. 247 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,754 Show some respect. He's not a child. He's 14 years old. 248 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,506 - I'm not... - I had a job when I was 14. 249 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:57,175 - My son is 14. He's a moron. - Guys, I am not 14 years old. 250 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,803 He's not equipped to make these kinds of decisions. 251 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:02,514 It's true. Teenagers' brains aren't fully developed yet. 252 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,450 - He can't even rent a car. - He doesn't need a car. 253 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,975 - He's been to space. - Thank you. 254 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,687 How do you know they aren't working together and in cahoots? 255 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,522 Me and this guy? I don't know this guy. 256 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,232 We don't know what's in that bag. 257 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,317 We've been in cahoots the whole time. 258 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,819 - Murderer! - Ugh! 259 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,529 Mysterio forever! 260 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,532 Ugh! 261 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,951 Nicky, from Jersey city, you're on the line. 262 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,662 Hi. I'm not saying I don't want to honour the avengers, 263 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,123 but, you know, not doing it this way. 264 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:31,459 Putting the captain america shield on the statue of Liberty? 265 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,378 Nah, that will look ridiculous. 266 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,505 Leave the statue of Liberty alone. 267 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,632 Oh, happy. 268 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:41,386 - Did you send in your applications? - I finished my mit one. 269 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,470 - You? - Same. 270 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,347 Can you imagine if we both got in? And ned? 271 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:48,309 Yeah, but we'd have to get scholarships so we could actually go. 272 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,687 You got the scores and the grades. 273 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,230 You think I'm being too pragmatic. 274 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,732 No, no, no. Well... 275 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,569 Kind of. It's okay. It's one of my favourite things about you. 276 00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:58,945 - Really? - Yeah. 277 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,864 What are your other favourite things? 278 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:04,868 - Your relentless optimism. - I'm a glass-half-full kind of gal. 279 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,579 - I really like how you're a people person. - I love people. 280 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:10,123 - I love them so much. - You like sports. 281 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,375 I think the mets are gonna go all the way this year. 282 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,544 - Really? - What's that noise? 283 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,962 Oh. 284 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,630 It's... it's happy. Look. 285 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:20,550 Gave his room to may, so he's sleeping down here. 286 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,848 I have a weird question. Um... 287 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,393 Does any part of you feel relieved about this? 288 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:36,232 Ever since I got bit by that spider... 289 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,279 I've only had one week where my life has felt normal. 290 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,823 Or kind of normal, I guess. 291 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:45,366 And... 292 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,244 That was when you found out. 293 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:52,957 Because then everyone that was in my life that I wanted to know knew. 294 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,084 And it was perfect. 295 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,252 But now everybody knows and... 296 00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:01,466 I am the most famous person in the entire world. 297 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,135 And I'm still broke. 298 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,223 I'm... 299 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,060 Excited to see you tomorrow. 300 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,438 Yeah. Me too. 301 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,773 Wrap it up. 302 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,942 You both like each other. We get it. Hang up. 303 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,528 There's no new ground being broken. I need my eight hours. 304 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,905 - Have you been listening this whole time? - Hi, happy. 305 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,198 Uh, not by choice. 306 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,492 - Mj says hi. - Hello. 307 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,327 It's back to school, folks. 308 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:33,248 And in their infinite wisdom, mayor dingus and the city clown-cil 309 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,793 are welcoming back the town's most notorious costumed killer... 310 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,253 Peter Parker. 311 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,881 Go get them, tiger! Or should I say "spider"? 312 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:45,427 The crowd has continued to grow here all morning long 313 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,512 at the midtown school of science... 314 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:51,558 The crowd seems evenly divided between supporters of spider-man 315 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:52,642 and protestors. 316 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,436 Mj! 317 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,771 Mj! Mj! We love you! 318 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,274 Mj, are you gonna have his spider-babies? 319 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,443 Back up. Back up. Back up! 320 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,654 Mj, you know he's a murderer, right? 321 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,364 Peter, do a tiktok with me. 322 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,491 Mysterio forever! 323 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,617 Do a flip! 324 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,287 - Hey, let's see you and mj kiss! - Back off. 325 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,538 Who are you? 326 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,350 - Ned Leeds. Spider-man's best friend. - I'm Peter Parker's best friend. 327 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,960 You come at my boy, you come at flash Thompson. 328 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,087 If you wanna read about our inspiring friendship, 329 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,256 you can in my new book, flashpoint. 330 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:26,051 One spider, two hearts, a million crazy-ass memories. 331 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,385 Check it out. 332 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,598 - Go. - No, I gotta wait... 333 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,017 - No. Go. - I'll see you inside, okay? 334 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,896 Keep watching midtown news all year 335 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,981 as we bring you up-close and personal coverage 336 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:43,151 of Peter fighting his biggest battle yet: 337 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,778 College admissions. 338 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:49,949 Peter, 339 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:54,412 we would love to welcome you back to midtown high, 340 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,122 where we shape heroes. 341 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,083 - Uh-huh. - Or murderers. 342 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,167 - Stop it. - Huh? 343 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,921 - It's an honour to serve you, sir. - It's not. 344 00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,339 Mysterio was right. 345 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,132 - Stop. That's all. - Mysterio was right. 346 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,843 Some students put this together for you. 347 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,721 - No, you did that. - I helped a little bit. 348 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,724 And I tried to stop you so many times, but you powered through. 349 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,327 - He did all of that. - Did a great job. 350 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,770 I hope you have time to check it out. 351 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,564 Feel free to walk or swing through the hallway. 352 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,900 Or crawl on the ceiling to avoid everybody. 353 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,403 - We all know you can do it. - I'm just gonna... 354 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,905 - I know what you did. - Stop. You're embarrassing yourself. 355 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,615 He's a conspiracy theorist. 356 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,466 We were lab partners. Did you know that? 357 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:49,384 Climb it! 358 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:53,888 Climb it! Climb it! Climb it! 359 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,115 Look at that sticky bastard go. 360 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:13,783 Freak! 361 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,911 I'm where he gets all his best ideas. 362 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,747 That's why he calls me his spidey mentor. 363 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:21,666 Peter! Good to see you, bud! I'll see you later! 364 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,086 Oh, my god, he's so cute! 365 00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:28,590 What's it like being spider-man's teacher? 366 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:32,552 Well, Peter's always been more than a student to me. 367 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:37,515 He's been more like a son. Who's also my little brother. 368 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,476 So, what do you think about 369 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,355 these crazy mysterio conspiracy theories that are spreading online? 370 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,648 There's a conspiracy theory that 371 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,526 Justin Timberlake was in nsync at one time. 372 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,654 And then you look it up, and, oh, he was in nsync. 373 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,908 My ex-wife, for example, she's been spending a lot of time online. 374 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,494 And, you know, the Internet is a wild place 375 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:01,414 that really beckons people like her who are a little lost 376 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,417 and kind of have forgotten where they came from and who they are 377 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,753 and that they love someone very much. 378 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,632 Sometimes you just forget these things and you end up in a subreddit, 379 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,051 believing in mysterio. 380 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,388 Sorry, what was your question? 381 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,808 So you never noticed he had extraordinary athletic abilities? 382 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,477 I mean, it's a science school, 383 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,022 so two push-ups is extraordinary athletic abilities. 384 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:30,110 In your book, you revealed that the name "spider-man" was your idea. 385 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:34,280 Were there any others that you tossed around before settling on "spider-man"? 386 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,990 Yeah, uh, there were a few. 387 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:38,618 You know, "arachnokid." "The bitten." 388 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:42,539 When I think about it, there were times that he was sticking to the wall, 389 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,709 or he had this stuff coming out of his wrist. 390 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,378 But I didn't really think much of it. I just... 391 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:53,008 I've been doing this a long time. It's just a lot of kids. 392 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:56,845 I noticed that in your book I'm not mentioned once. 393 00:18:56,928 --> 00:19:00,390 No. No, I'm pretty sure you are. Uh... 394 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,475 I mean, you're... 395 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,436 Whoa, there are pictures in this? 396 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,479 If that spider had bitten me, 397 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,208 we'd be talking about a different spider-man right now. 398 00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:13,111 I think I would have maybe had a different style costume. 399 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,488 Maybe something with flared legs, maybe. 400 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:16,572 As sexy as possible. 401 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,325 So, what is an appropriate text to send 402 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,536 to an ex-girlfriend in the middle of the night? 403 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,001 You look great, by the way. 404 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:31,838 Thank you. You look as beautiful as ever. 405 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,716 What do you say to the people who claim 406 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,719 that you're not really friends with Peter Parker? 407 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,850 You know, it hurts. 408 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:44,934 Because... 409 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,355 You know, I... 410 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,522 Tell me: 411 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:53,485 If the spider that gave you your powers were here right now, 412 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,445 what would you say? 413 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:59,824 Would you say, "thanks"? Or, "thanks for nothing"? 414 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,743 I would say "thanks." 415 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:03,828 "For nothing"? 416 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,039 You can catch the rest of my exclusive interview 417 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:09,709 with Peter Parker today at lunch, only on mnn. 418 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:13,338 Up next, lady Liberty is getting a makeover, 419 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,674 and some of midtown high's very own artists share 420 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,259 their ideas of what she should look like. 421 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,720 We'll be right back after this important message 422 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:23,473 from principal morita about cafeteria safety. 423 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,396 Can we just stay up here all day? 424 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,190 - It is so crazy down there. - This one's good. 425 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:35,360 "Some suggest that Parker's powers include the male spider's ability 426 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,070 to hypnotise females, 427 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:41,533 which he used to seduce Jones-Watson into his cult of personality." 428 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,326 Stop. Stop. 429 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,994 Yes, my spider-lord. 430 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,213 Finally, some privacy. 431 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,007 It is so crazy down there. 432 00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,467 So I was thinking... 433 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:03,471 When we get into mit, we should live together. 434 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,515 - Yeah, for sure. - Yeah, I'd love that. 435 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:11,021 - This is gonna be us. - Yes. Minus the frisbee and the smiling. 436 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,856 Mit's obviously the dream, 437 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:17,318 but if we match up our backup schools, then either way, we'll be in Boston. 438 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,404 New school, new town. I can spider-man there. 439 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,656 - They have crime in Boston, right? - Yes. 440 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:24,367 - Wicked crime. - It'll be like a fresh start. 441 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,328 What's up? 442 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,040 I don't know. I just feel like, if you don't... 443 00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,625 If you expect disappointment, 444 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:35,211 then you can never really get disappointed. 445 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:36,421 Come on. 446 00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:40,800 Be a fresh start. And we'll all be together. 447 00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:44,679 Yeah. No, you're right. Fresh start. 448 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:45,763 Yeah. 449 00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:49,642 Fresh start. 450 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,563 First one's here! 451 00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,903 It's okay. It's a backup. 452 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:02,279 Peter. 453 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:05,532 No? 454 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,161 Last one. 455 00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:11,914 Mit?! 456 00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:17,462 Uh... okay. 457 00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:31,226 - Okay. - Whew. 458 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:32,727 - Ready? - Jones, 459 00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:35,438 I told you to take down the Halloween decorations. 460 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:38,858 - Actually, that was Sasha, so... - Enough attitude. Just do it. 461 00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,068 On it. 462 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,738 Feel like I'm gonna puke. 463 00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:46,449 Don't, because he will just make me clean it. 464 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:49,119 This is our only shot. It's here or nowhere. 465 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:51,287 - Hey. Come on. - Okay. You ready? 466 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,331 - Yeah. - Okay, on three. 467 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,793 One, two, three. 468 00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:21,317 No. 469 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,445 No. You? 470 00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:26,614 "In light of recent controversy, 471 00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:31,286 we are unable to consider your application at this time." 472 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,121 This is so not fair. 473 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:36,166 I mean, this is so not fair. I didn't do anything wrong. 474 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,335 You guys definitely didn't do anything wrong. 475 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:41,963 Expect disappointment and you will never get disappointed. 476 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,383 ♪ No sleep till ♪ 477 00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:48,595 ♪ bom, bom, tsk, bom, bom ♪ 478 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:49,929 ♪ Boston! ♪ 479 00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:56,269 You didn't get in? 480 00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:58,855 Yeah, because we're actually friends with spider-man. 481 00:24:01,232 --> 00:24:03,401 Uh, yeah. I better get going. 482 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:06,529 There's a mixer for new admissions and... 483 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,031 Sorry, guys. 484 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:10,533 Jones, what are you doing? Get back to work. 485 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,077 Yeah, I'm coming. 486 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,160 Know what? 487 00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:16,623 I wouldn't change a thing I did. 488 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:18,999 Me neither. 489 00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:25,006 Although I do need to show this letter to my parents. 490 00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:36,661 Um, hi. 491 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:40,873 Hi? 492 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:42,958 I'm, uh... 493 00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:46,463 The most famous person in the world. I know. 494 00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:51,676 Wong. Try not to slip. We don't have liability insurance. 495 00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:57,390 - Is all this for a holiday party? - No. 496 00:25:57,474 --> 00:26:00,560 One of the rotunda gateways connects to Siberia. 497 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:03,021 A blizzard blasted through. 498 00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:07,025 Because someone forgot to cast a monthly maintenance spell 499 00:26:07,108 --> 00:26:08,443 to keep the seals tight. 500 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:11,738 That's right, he did, because he forgot I now have higher duties. 501 00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:12,947 Higher duties? 502 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:15,241 The sorcerer supreme has higher duties. 503 00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:17,494 Wait, I thought you were the sorcerer supreme. 504 00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:21,081 No, he got it on a technicality 'cause I blipped for five years. 505 00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:23,875 - Oh. Congratulations. - If I'd been here, then... 506 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,168 You'd burn the place down. 507 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,587 You two, no one said stop shovelling. 508 00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:30,256 So, Peter, to what do I owe the pleasure? 509 00:26:30,882 --> 00:26:34,010 Right. Um, I'm really sorry to bother you, sir. 510 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:36,054 Please. We saved half the universe together. 511 00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:39,766 - Think we're beyond you calling me "sir." - Okay, uh, Stephen. 512 00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:41,434 That feels weird, but I'll allow it. 513 00:26:42,394 --> 00:26:43,394 Uh... 514 00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:45,312 When, um... 515 00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:48,191 When mysterio revealed my identity, 516 00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:52,904 my entire life got screwed up, and I was wondering... 517 00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:55,907 I don't know if this would actually work, but I was wondering if... 518 00:26:57,867 --> 00:27:00,912 Maybe you could go back in time and make it so he never did? 519 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:06,376 Peter, we tampered with the stability of space-time 520 00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:08,253 to resurrect countless lives. 521 00:27:08,336 --> 00:27:10,588 You wanna do it again now just 'cause yours got messy? 522 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,048 It's not about me. 523 00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:14,217 This is really hurting a lot of people. 524 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,303 My aunt may, happy, 525 00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:18,805 my best friend, my girlfriend, 526 00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:20,888 their futures are ruined just because they know me, 527 00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:22,976 and they've done nothing wrong. 528 00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:25,061 I am so sorry... 529 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:27,480 But even if I wanted to... 530 00:27:28,356 --> 00:27:30,734 I don't have the time stone anymore. 531 00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:34,070 That's right. 532 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:41,411 I'm really sorry if I wasted your time. 533 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:43,538 - You didn't. - Just forget about it. 534 00:27:43,621 --> 00:27:46,458 Oh, he will. He's very good at forgetting things. 535 00:27:48,043 --> 00:27:50,962 Wong, you've actually generated a good idea. 536 00:27:51,046 --> 00:27:52,047 What? 537 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:54,215 The runes of kof-kol. 538 00:27:54,299 --> 00:27:55,884 The runes of kof-kol? 539 00:27:55,967 --> 00:27:58,303 It's just a standard spell of forgetting. 540 00:27:58,386 --> 00:28:01,348 Won't turn back time, but people will forget you were ever spider-man. 541 00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:03,350 - Seriously? - No, not seriously. 542 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:07,020 That spell travels the dark borders between known and unknown reality. 543 00:28:07,103 --> 00:28:08,313 It's too dangerous. 544 00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:11,024 We've used it for a lot less. 545 00:28:11,107 --> 00:28:13,234 Do you remember the full-moon party at kamar-taj? 546 00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:14,861 - No. - Exactly. 547 00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:19,866 Come on, wong. 548 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,161 Hasn't he been through enough? 549 00:28:30,293 --> 00:28:31,836 Just leave me out of this. 550 00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:33,712 Fine. 551 00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:35,964 Fine. 552 00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:49,396 So, what is this place? 553 00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:54,275 The sanctum's built at the intersection of cosmic energy currents. 554 00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:55,985 We weren't the first to seek them out. 555 00:28:56,695 --> 00:28:59,114 Some of these walls are thousands of years old. 556 00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:03,743 And they shot an episode of the equalizer here in the '80s. 557 00:29:03,827 --> 00:29:04,911 Well, I, um... 558 00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:08,581 Really appreciate you doing this for me, sir. 559 00:29:09,374 --> 00:29:10,500 Don't mention it. 560 00:29:12,252 --> 00:29:13,878 And don't call me "sir." 561 00:29:15,005 --> 00:29:16,005 Right. Sorry. 562 00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:17,882 You ready? 563 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:19,925 I'm ready. 564 00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:23,471 Nice knowing you, spider-man. 565 00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:29,184 Wait, excuse me? 566 00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:34,566 The entire world's about to forget that Peter Parker is spider-man. 567 00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,776 - Including me. - Everyone? 568 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:41,239 - Uh, can't some people still know? - That's not how the spell works. 569 00:29:41,322 --> 00:29:45,201 And it's very difficult and dangerous to change it mid-casting. 570 00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:47,412 So my girlfriend's gonna forget everything? 571 00:29:47,495 --> 00:29:48,997 Is she even gonna be my girlfriend? 572 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,458 Was she your girlfriend just 'cause you were spider-man? 573 00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:54,002 - I don't know. I really hope not. - All right, fine. 574 00:29:55,503 --> 00:29:59,549 Everyone's gonna forget you're spider-man except your girlfriend. 575 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:00,759 Thank you so much. 576 00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:03,386 Oh, my god, ned. Ned. 577 00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:06,389 What is a ned? 578 00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:09,309 He's my best friend, so it's important to me that ned knows. 579 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:18,193 Okay, let's not change the parameters of this spell any more 580 00:30:18,276 --> 00:30:20,070 - while I'm casting it. - Okay, I'm done. 581 00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:21,363 I swear, I'm done. I'm done. 582 00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:25,116 - Ah, but my aunt may should really know. - Peter, stop tampering with the spell. 583 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,619 When she found out I was spider-man, it was really messy. 584 00:30:27,702 --> 00:30:29,913 I don't think I could go through that again. 585 00:30:31,206 --> 00:30:32,332 - So my aunt may? - Yes. 586 00:30:32,415 --> 00:30:33,958 Oh. Thank you. Happy? 587 00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:35,251 No, I'm annoyed. 588 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:37,295 No, it's a nickname. Harold "happy" hogan. 589 00:30:37,379 --> 00:30:39,506 He used to work with Tony stark, but then he was... 590 00:30:39,589 --> 00:30:41,257 Would you just stop talking? 591 00:30:49,349 --> 00:30:53,687 Basically, everyone that knew I was spider-man before should still know! 592 00:31:14,249 --> 00:31:15,458 - Did it work? - No. 593 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:18,628 You changed my spell six times. 594 00:31:18,712 --> 00:31:20,338 - Five times. - You changed my spell. 595 00:31:20,422 --> 00:31:23,758 You don't do that! I told you. And that is why. 596 00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:26,511 That spell was out of control. If I hadn't shut it down, 597 00:31:26,594 --> 00:31:28,930 something catastrophic could have happened. 598 00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:31,641 - Stephen, listen, I am so... - Call me "sir." 599 00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:35,395 Sorry, sir. 600 00:31:36,312 --> 00:31:38,523 After everything we've been through, 601 00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:41,818 somehow I always forget you're just a kid. 602 00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:45,905 Look, Parker, the problem is not mysterio. 603 00:31:45,989 --> 00:31:48,241 It's you trying to live two different lives. 604 00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:50,785 And the longer you do that, the more dangerous it becomes. 605 00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:52,078 Believe me. 606 00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:55,999 I'm so sorry about you and your friends not getting into college, 607 00:31:56,082 --> 00:32:00,712 but if they rejected you and you tried to convince them to reconsider, 608 00:32:00,795 --> 00:32:02,964 there's nothing else you can do. 609 00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:08,053 When you say "convince them," 610 00:32:08,136 --> 00:32:10,764 - you mean, I could have called them? - Yeah. 611 00:32:11,264 --> 00:32:12,390 I could do that? 612 00:32:13,975 --> 00:32:15,810 You haven't called the...? 613 00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:17,645 I got their letter. I assumed that was... 614 00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:18,855 I'm sorry. 615 00:32:19,397 --> 00:32:20,690 Are you telling me 616 00:32:21,232 --> 00:32:24,027 that you didn't even think to plead your case with them first 617 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:27,864 before you asked me to brainwash the entire world? 618 00:32:30,825 --> 00:32:32,535 When you put it like that... 619 00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:41,961 Come on, pick up, pick up. 620 00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:43,421 Dude, what? I'm busy. 621 00:32:43,505 --> 00:32:45,090 Flash, where's the mit mixer? 622 00:32:45,173 --> 00:32:47,008 - Why? - Because I need to talk to someone. 623 00:32:47,092 --> 00:32:49,403 I'm trying to get ned and mj a second chance at getting in. 624 00:32:49,427 --> 00:32:50,637 What's in it for me? 625 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,430 I'm risking a lot just talking to you. 626 00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,557 Okay, I will, um... 627 00:32:55,934 --> 00:32:58,228 Pick you up and swing you to school for one week? 628 00:32:58,311 --> 00:32:59,311 For a month. 629 00:32:59,688 --> 00:33:01,439 - For a week. - Two weeks. 630 00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:03,775 - Flash, please. Help me. - You know what I want. 631 00:33:05,902 --> 00:33:07,862 Okay, I'll tell everyone you're my best friend. 632 00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:09,906 - Flash, please, help me. - Cool. 633 00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:12,992 There's the assistant vice chancellor. You can plead your case with her. 634 00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:14,786 - Okay, perfect. Where is she? - She left. 635 00:33:14,869 --> 00:33:16,621 - To go where? - To the airport. 636 00:33:23,294 --> 00:33:25,755 Stark network unavailable. 637 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:28,299 Facial recognition unavailable. 638 00:33:31,553 --> 00:33:32,554 Hi. 639 00:33:34,514 --> 00:33:36,391 Yeah, I can see you. 640 00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:47,610 Oh, my god! 641 00:33:49,946 --> 00:33:51,573 - That's Peter Parker. - Mom. 642 00:33:51,656 --> 00:33:53,241 - Mom, look. - Mommy. 643 00:33:53,324 --> 00:33:54,909 No, it's Peter Parker. 644 00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:05,586 Hey! 645 00:34:06,171 --> 00:34:07,171 Okay. 646 00:34:18,016 --> 00:34:19,017 Yeah. 647 00:34:19,684 --> 00:34:20,977 Hi. I'm Peter Parker. 648 00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:23,605 - You do know you're in the street, right? - Yeah, I'm sorry. 649 00:34:23,688 --> 00:34:26,858 I really needed to talk to you and I know you're on your way to the airport. 650 00:34:26,941 --> 00:34:30,487 Mj Watson and ned Leeds are the two smartest people I've ever met, 651 00:34:30,570 --> 00:34:32,947 and I'm the dumbest person because I let them help me, 652 00:34:33,031 --> 00:34:34,949 but if I didn't, millions would've died, 653 00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:37,160 so please don't let mit be dumb like me. 654 00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:38,244 Mit is dumb? 655 00:34:38,328 --> 00:34:41,247 No, I'm saying, don't let mit be dumb. 656 00:34:41,331 --> 00:34:45,877 I mean, like the dumber version of me that wouldn't have let them help. 657 00:34:47,587 --> 00:34:50,757 You didn't rehearse that, did you, Peter? 658 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,425 Basically, what I'm trying to... 659 00:35:00,517 --> 00:35:01,726 Why are you running? 660 00:35:05,814 --> 00:35:06,815 Oh, my god. 661 00:35:07,315 --> 00:35:09,442 Uh, ma'am, you should get out of the car. 662 00:35:09,526 --> 00:35:11,695 Everybody get off the bridge! 663 00:35:13,613 --> 00:35:14,698 The door's locked. 664 00:35:14,781 --> 00:35:16,449 Door's... hey! 665 00:35:33,425 --> 00:35:34,634 Hello, Peter. 666 00:35:35,677 --> 00:35:37,679 Hi? Do we...? Do I know you? 667 00:35:37,762 --> 00:35:40,015 What have you done with my machine? 668 00:35:40,098 --> 00:35:42,934 I don't know what you're talking about. What machine? 669 00:35:43,018 --> 00:35:45,854 The power of the sun in the palm of my hand. 670 00:35:46,438 --> 00:35:47,355 It's gone. 671 00:35:47,439 --> 00:35:49,524 Listen, if you stop smashing cars, 672 00:35:49,607 --> 00:35:52,235 we can work together and I can help you find your machine. 673 00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:53,820 You want to play games? 674 00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:57,782 Catch! 675 00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:17,093 It's okay. You're safe. Get out of here. 676 00:36:17,177 --> 00:36:19,888 You think your fancy new suit's gonna save you? 677 00:36:34,778 --> 00:36:37,739 Should've killed your little girlfriend when I had the chance. 678 00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:43,119 What did you just say? 679 00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:45,372 Looks like we got competition. 680 00:37:05,308 --> 00:37:07,060 Peter! Help! 681 00:37:29,499 --> 00:37:31,918 Don't worry, ma'am! I'm coming! 682 00:37:33,753 --> 00:37:35,839 Peter! 683 00:38:01,865 --> 00:38:03,408 Ma'am, just stay calm. 684 00:38:03,491 --> 00:38:04,659 Just take a deep breath. 685 00:38:04,743 --> 00:38:06,411 - Are you okay? - No! 686 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:11,332 I promise, I've got this all under control. 687 00:38:17,339 --> 00:38:19,716 - Whoa! - Suit compromised. 688 00:38:20,342 --> 00:38:21,801 Nanotechnology. 689 00:38:22,552 --> 00:38:24,804 Ah, you've outdone yourself, Peter. 690 00:38:31,102 --> 00:38:32,687 I underestimated you. 691 00:38:34,022 --> 00:38:35,357 But now you die. 692 00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:53,208 You're not Peter Parker. 693 00:38:53,291 --> 00:38:55,669 I am so confused right now. 694 00:38:58,421 --> 00:38:59,506 What's happening? 695 00:38:59,589 --> 00:39:01,132 New device detected. 696 00:39:03,259 --> 00:39:04,427 Pairing new device. 697 00:39:08,306 --> 00:39:11,184 You don't listen to him. You listen to me. 698 00:39:17,065 --> 00:39:18,065 Hey. 699 00:39:25,865 --> 00:39:27,534 Whoa! 700 00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:32,789 Hey. Hey! 701 00:39:32,872 --> 00:39:33,998 Listen to me. 702 00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:36,710 No, not him. Me! 703 00:39:43,591 --> 00:39:44,884 Ma'am, you okay? 704 00:39:44,968 --> 00:39:48,471 - You can still make your flight. - Peter. 705 00:39:50,181 --> 00:39:51,266 You're a hero. 706 00:39:51,349 --> 00:39:52,600 No. Well, i'm... 707 00:39:52,684 --> 00:39:53,768 No, i'm... 708 00:39:53,852 --> 00:39:56,604 I'm gonna talk to admissions about your friends. 709 00:39:56,688 --> 00:39:58,168 And I'm gonna talk to them about you. 710 00:39:59,232 --> 00:40:01,401 But, ma'am, this isn't about me. 711 00:40:01,484 --> 00:40:05,447 I am going to talk to them about your friends and you. 712 00:40:05,530 --> 00:40:07,115 - Okay? - Really? 713 00:40:07,198 --> 00:40:10,201 And if you keep your noses clean, maybe you'll have a fair shot. 714 00:40:10,285 --> 00:40:12,120 Here. Get out of the way. Let me get that man. 715 00:40:12,203 --> 00:40:14,873 Hey. You. I see you. Come here! 716 00:40:14,956 --> 00:40:16,249 That was not okay. 717 00:40:16,332 --> 00:40:17,417 Unbelievable. 718 00:40:18,835 --> 00:40:20,086 Who are...? 719 00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:21,338 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 720 00:40:21,421 --> 00:40:24,299 Until you stop trying to kill me, I'm in control, buddy, 721 00:40:24,382 --> 00:40:28,053 of this whole tentacle situation you got going on here, okay? 722 00:40:28,136 --> 00:40:30,138 Now, who are you? What is going...? 723 00:40:39,522 --> 00:40:40,522 No. 724 00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:48,656 Osborn? 725 00:41:11,554 --> 00:41:14,015 Doctor...? 726 00:41:20,271 --> 00:41:24,484 Be careful what you wish for, Parker. 727 00:41:24,567 --> 00:41:26,111 Let me out of here! 728 00:41:26,194 --> 00:41:28,238 Can you please explain to me what is going on? 729 00:41:28,321 --> 00:41:29,948 That little spell that you botched 730 00:41:30,031 --> 00:41:32,826 where you wanted everyone to forget that Peter Parker's spider-man, 731 00:41:32,909 --> 00:41:35,829 it started pulling in everyone who knows Peter Parker's spider-man 732 00:41:35,912 --> 00:41:38,581 from every universe into this one. 733 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:42,627 - From every universe? - Who are you? And where am I? 734 00:41:42,711 --> 00:41:45,213 I think it's better we don't engage with them because, frankly, 735 00:41:45,296 --> 00:41:49,426 the multiverse is a concept about which we know frighteningly little. 736 00:41:50,051 --> 00:41:51,511 The multiverse is real? 737 00:41:51,594 --> 00:41:54,014 This shouldn't be possible. 738 00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:56,349 - I thought you stopped the spell. - No, I contained it. 739 00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:58,685 It would appear a few of them squeaked through. 740 00:41:58,768 --> 00:42:01,062 After you left, I detected an otherworldly presence. 741 00:42:01,146 --> 00:42:03,898 I pursued it into the sewers, where I found that... 742 00:42:04,566 --> 00:42:06,985 Slimy, green son of a gun. 743 00:42:07,068 --> 00:42:09,362 Spell? As in magic? 744 00:42:09,946 --> 00:42:11,865 What is this, a birthday party? 745 00:42:11,948 --> 00:42:14,451 Who is this clown? What is this madness? 746 00:42:14,534 --> 00:42:17,912 Watch this. Do you know a Peter Parker who's spider-man? 747 00:42:17,996 --> 00:42:19,456 - Yes. - Is that him? 748 00:42:19,539 --> 00:42:21,041 - No. - See? 749 00:42:22,625 --> 00:42:24,169 Here's what we gotta do. 750 00:42:24,252 --> 00:42:26,588 I don't know how many visitors we've got... 751 00:42:26,671 --> 00:42:29,215 I saw another one on the bridge. 752 00:42:29,299 --> 00:42:32,761 He was like a flying green elf. 753 00:42:32,844 --> 00:42:34,846 He sounds jolly. Start with him. 754 00:42:34,929 --> 00:42:37,599 I need you to capture them, bring them here while I figure out 755 00:42:37,682 --> 00:42:41,353 how to get them back before they destroy the fabric of reality, 756 00:42:41,436 --> 00:42:43,229 or worse, wong finds out. 757 00:42:43,813 --> 00:42:45,398 Uh, doctor strange? 758 00:42:45,482 --> 00:42:46,482 What? 759 00:42:46,816 --> 00:42:50,195 My friends and I just got a second chance to get into mit, 760 00:42:50,278 --> 00:42:53,073 and if the school sees me fighting these crazy monsters... 761 00:42:53,156 --> 00:42:54,876 - Hey, watch your mouth. - I'm sorry, but... 762 00:42:54,949 --> 00:42:57,160 Are you seriously still talking about college? 763 00:42:57,243 --> 00:42:58,787 Whoa... 764 00:43:02,916 --> 00:43:05,210 - Hey, what did you just do? - This. 765 00:43:06,878 --> 00:43:08,922 Hey, you can't just... oh! 766 00:43:11,174 --> 00:43:14,094 - How did you do that? - Lots of birthday parties. 767 00:43:18,139 --> 00:43:19,140 Whoa! 768 00:43:20,475 --> 00:43:21,768 Hey. 769 00:43:23,937 --> 00:43:24,813 Whoa. 770 00:43:24,896 --> 00:43:27,107 One shot, send them here, move on. You're welcome. 771 00:43:27,190 --> 00:43:28,817 - Get to work. - Sir? 772 00:43:29,359 --> 00:43:30,694 Now what? 773 00:43:31,820 --> 00:43:34,531 This is my mess, and I swear that I'll fix it, 774 00:43:34,614 --> 00:43:36,157 but I'm gonna need help. 775 00:43:37,492 --> 00:43:38,492 Whoa. 776 00:43:39,077 --> 00:43:41,788 I can't believe I'm in the sanctum sanctorum. 777 00:43:41,871 --> 00:43:43,081 Neither can I. 778 00:43:43,748 --> 00:43:46,292 So how did you know you were a man of magic? 779 00:43:46,376 --> 00:43:48,545 Because my Nana says that we have it in our family, 780 00:43:48,628 --> 00:43:51,673 - and I get these tinglings in my hands... - Talk to your physician. 781 00:43:51,756 --> 00:43:53,091 - Peter. - Hey. 782 00:43:53,174 --> 00:43:54,968 - Hey. Hey. - Hey. Hey. 783 00:43:55,051 --> 00:43:56,594 Sorry for dragging you into this. 784 00:43:56,678 --> 00:43:59,472 - Help me find these guys. - You don't have to apologise, okay? 785 00:43:59,556 --> 00:44:01,641 You got us a second shot at mit. It's fine. 786 00:44:01,725 --> 00:44:04,310 So how did the bad guys get here? 787 00:44:04,394 --> 00:44:07,522 We screwed up a spell trying to get you into college. 788 00:44:07,605 --> 00:44:10,358 - You did it with magic? - I thought it was the mit lady you saved. 789 00:44:10,442 --> 00:44:13,695 Uh, no, that was after. Let's just focus on the good news, okay? 790 00:44:13,778 --> 00:44:15,488 No, let's just focus on the bad news. 791 00:44:15,572 --> 00:44:19,659 As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers, 792 00:44:19,743 --> 00:44:23,997 so get on your phones, scour the Internet, and... 793 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,415 Scooby-doo this shit. 794 00:44:26,416 --> 00:44:30,378 You're telling us what to do, even though it was your spell that got screwed up, 795 00:44:30,462 --> 00:44:32,547 meaning that all this is your mess. 796 00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:37,385 I know a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word "please." 797 00:44:40,263 --> 00:44:42,807 Please Scooby-doo this shit. 798 00:44:43,516 --> 00:44:45,393 You can work in the undercroft. 799 00:44:45,935 --> 00:44:48,271 The undercroft? 800 00:44:53,151 --> 00:44:54,194 Badass. 801 00:44:57,364 --> 00:44:58,364 Oh... 802 00:45:00,950 --> 00:45:03,912 - About this whole spell thing... - It's totally okay. 803 00:45:03,995 --> 00:45:06,581 - Really? - Yeah. I mean, I get it. 804 00:45:06,664 --> 00:45:10,877 You were just trying to fix things, and so... 805 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,672 Maybe just run it by us next time, you know? 806 00:45:13,755 --> 00:45:16,216 That way, when you're thinking, "I'm about to do something 807 00:45:16,299 --> 00:45:18,968 that could break the universe," 808 00:45:19,052 --> 00:45:22,305 we could, like, help you workshop something or... 809 00:45:22,931 --> 00:45:25,558 Brainstorm ideas. 810 00:45:27,686 --> 00:45:28,686 Deal. 811 00:45:30,105 --> 00:45:31,147 Ned? 812 00:45:31,898 --> 00:45:35,777 Oh, dude, I don't care. It's seriously not a big deal. Um... 813 00:45:35,860 --> 00:45:37,112 Oh! 814 00:45:37,195 --> 00:45:39,322 A torture rack. 815 00:45:41,116 --> 00:45:42,701 That is a pilates machine. 816 00:45:43,493 --> 00:45:44,828 - That is... - The crypt. 817 00:45:44,911 --> 00:45:47,080 Okay, so we get the rest of the guys, 818 00:45:47,163 --> 00:45:49,165 you zap them, doctor magic will send them back, 819 00:45:49,249 --> 00:45:53,253 and when we get into mit, round of stale doughnuts, my treat. 820 00:45:53,336 --> 00:45:55,046 Let's catch some multiverse men. 821 00:45:55,130 --> 00:45:58,091 Hey! Who the hell are these two? 822 00:45:58,174 --> 00:46:00,719 - My friends. This is mj. And this is ned. - Hey. 823 00:46:00,802 --> 00:46:01,802 Hello. 824 00:46:02,178 --> 00:46:05,598 - Uh, sorry, what was your name again? - Dr Otto octavius. 825 00:46:10,603 --> 00:46:12,313 Seriously, what's your actual name? 826 00:46:12,397 --> 00:46:13,898 Oh, is that a dinosaur? 827 00:46:16,484 --> 00:46:23,408 ♪ I was working in the lab, late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight ♪ 828 00:46:23,491 --> 00:46:26,828 ♪ for my monster from his slab began to rise ♪ 829 00:46:26,911 --> 00:46:30,081 ♪ and suddenly to my surprise ♪ 830 00:46:30,165 --> 00:46:33,501 - ♪ he did the mash ♪ - ♪ he did the monster mash ♪ 831 00:46:33,585 --> 00:46:37,255 - ♪ the monster mash ♪ - ♪ it was a graveyard smash ♪ 832 00:46:37,339 --> 00:46:40,383 - ♪ he did the mash ♪ - ♪ it caught on in a flash ♪ 833 00:46:40,467 --> 00:46:43,887 - ♪ he did the mash ♪ - ♪ he did the monster mash ♪ 834 00:46:43,970 --> 00:46:47,349 ♪ from my laboratory in the castle east ♪ 835 00:46:47,432 --> 00:46:51,061 ♪ to the master bedroom where the vampires feast ♪ 836 00:46:51,144 --> 00:46:54,606 ♪ the ghouls all came from their humble abodes ♪ 837 00:46:54,689 --> 00:46:57,942 ♪ to get a jolt from my electrodes ♪ 838 00:46:58,026 --> 00:47:01,154 - ♪ they did the mash ♪ - ♪ they did the monster mash ♪ 839 00:47:01,237 --> 00:47:04,074 - ♪ the monster mash ♪ - ♪ it was a graveyard smash ♪♪ 840 00:47:04,616 --> 00:47:05,616 What? 841 00:47:08,328 --> 00:47:09,913 What are you looking at? 842 00:47:11,706 --> 00:47:14,125 If the paint won't come off, I'll get it out. 843 00:47:14,209 --> 00:47:16,920 No, no, no, may. We gotta find these guys first. 844 00:47:17,003 --> 00:47:19,089 Finish your mission and then come by. 845 00:47:19,172 --> 00:47:20,632 We're having a canned-food drive. 846 00:47:21,341 --> 00:47:23,468 - That could work. - I got one! 847 00:47:23,551 --> 00:47:24,844 - I gotta go. - Okay. 848 00:47:24,928 --> 00:47:27,013 I mean, you can take the guy out of the chair, 849 00:47:27,097 --> 00:47:29,265 but you can't take the chair out of the guy. 850 00:47:29,349 --> 00:47:31,685 - What'd you find? - There's a... 851 00:47:31,768 --> 00:47:35,438 A disturbance near a military research facility outside of the city, 852 00:47:35,522 --> 00:47:39,317 and witnesses say that they saw a monster flying through the air. 853 00:47:40,694 --> 00:47:42,779 It's gotta be the guy I saw on the bridge. 854 00:47:42,862 --> 00:47:44,155 That's impossible. 855 00:47:46,741 --> 00:47:47,951 You know him, don't you? 856 00:47:49,119 --> 00:47:51,121 On the bridge, you said his name. 857 00:47:52,455 --> 00:47:53,790 Norman osborn. 858 00:47:54,666 --> 00:47:57,919 Brilliant scientist. Military research. 859 00:47:59,170 --> 00:48:01,923 But he was greedy, misguided. 860 00:48:02,632 --> 00:48:06,261 - What happened to him? - We tire of your questions, boy! 861 00:48:07,595 --> 00:48:08,847 Okay. Um... 862 00:48:09,806 --> 00:48:13,143 - I gotta go. Where am I going? - It can't be him. 863 00:48:15,228 --> 00:48:16,396 Why? 864 00:48:16,479 --> 00:48:19,941 Because Norman osborn died years ago. 865 00:48:21,192 --> 00:48:23,361 So either we saw someone else... 866 00:48:24,946 --> 00:48:29,826 Or you're flying out into the darkness to fight a ghost. 867 00:48:53,266 --> 00:48:56,019 Keep an eye out on the trees. We don't know where this guy is. 868 00:48:59,189 --> 00:49:01,900 I genuinely don't know how you do this without throwing up. 869 00:49:19,959 --> 00:49:22,587 - Did you see that? - Um... 870 00:49:22,671 --> 00:49:24,673 - No. - It's really dark. 871 00:49:37,143 --> 00:49:38,853 Okay, okay, okay. 872 00:49:45,735 --> 00:49:46,945 What's happening? 873 00:49:47,028 --> 00:49:48,196 Peter, what is it? 874 00:49:50,573 --> 00:49:52,117 Are you getting the tingle thing? 875 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,619 Is the tingle happening? Is your tingle tingling? 876 00:50:03,712 --> 00:50:05,630 - Are you guys seeing this? - Yeah. 877 00:50:06,381 --> 00:50:08,758 - Osborn? - No. He was green. This guy's blue. 878 00:50:09,592 --> 00:50:13,638 Uh, you wouldn't happen to be from another universe, would you? 879 00:50:14,347 --> 00:50:15,724 What's he doing? 880 00:50:15,807 --> 00:50:18,977 - I don't know. Looks like he's charging. - I don't like this. Just web him. 881 00:50:31,948 --> 00:50:35,201 Go left! Left, dude, left! Left! Go! Left! Yes! 882 00:50:35,285 --> 00:50:39,164 What are you talking about? Right. Go to the right! Right! Right! 883 00:50:39,247 --> 00:50:43,001 - He means right. Don't listen to him. - This is not helping! 884 00:50:49,507 --> 00:50:52,302 Oh, no, no, no. What happened? Peter? Peter. 885 00:50:59,934 --> 00:51:00,935 Whoa! 886 00:51:01,019 --> 00:51:05,523 Peter, it's me, flint Marko. You remember? 887 00:51:05,607 --> 00:51:08,807 - Uh, I'm Peter, but I'm not your Peter. - What do you mean, you're not my Peter? 888 00:51:08,860 --> 00:51:12,864 - What the hell is going on? - I'll explain, but first, can you help me? 889 00:51:12,947 --> 00:51:14,824 - Okay. - You try to surround him, 890 00:51:14,908 --> 00:51:16,951 and I'll pull the plug. All right, let's go! 891 00:51:31,174 --> 00:51:33,968 I can't hold him much longer. 892 00:51:34,928 --> 00:51:36,554 I got it, I got it! 893 00:52:04,165 --> 00:52:06,459 Different Peter. Weird. 894 00:52:06,543 --> 00:52:09,587 - Thanks. Sorry. - Don't worry about it. 895 00:52:17,887 --> 00:52:19,347 I got my body back. 896 00:52:20,223 --> 00:52:21,307 Hey. Um... 897 00:52:22,017 --> 00:52:25,770 This is gonna sound really crazy, but, uh, this isn't your universe. 898 00:52:25,854 --> 00:52:27,480 - Another universe? - Uh-huh. 899 00:52:27,564 --> 00:52:29,232 - What? - That's what I was feeling. 900 00:52:30,066 --> 00:52:32,193 The power, it's different. 901 00:52:33,945 --> 00:52:34,946 I like it. 902 00:52:37,157 --> 00:52:40,535 - Easy, buddy. - It's actually my fault that you're here. 903 00:52:40,618 --> 00:52:43,705 Like, the universe or the woods? 904 00:52:44,539 --> 00:52:45,457 I hate the woods. 905 00:52:45,540 --> 00:52:47,459 I meant the universe, sir. 906 00:52:47,542 --> 00:52:50,920 So, what, y'all just gonna stand here and act like I ain't butt-ass naked? 907 00:52:51,004 --> 00:52:53,214 - I am. - Uh, no, no. Uh... 908 00:52:53,298 --> 00:52:54,299 I, uh... 909 00:53:06,269 --> 00:53:08,938 What was that? What did you just do to him? 910 00:53:09,022 --> 00:53:10,732 - No. It's okay. - Did you kill him? 911 00:53:10,815 --> 00:53:13,193 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can explain everything. Trust me. 912 00:53:13,276 --> 00:53:16,029 - Please, just trust me. - I don't trust you. I don't know you. 913 00:53:18,114 --> 00:53:20,241 Ugh. What is this? 914 00:53:21,576 --> 00:53:23,161 You picked the wrong side. 915 00:53:25,830 --> 00:53:26,998 Connors? 916 00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:30,669 Wait. You know this creature? 917 00:53:30,752 --> 00:53:33,797 No, no, no. Not a creature. A man. 918 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,091 Whoa. The same universes. 919 00:53:36,174 --> 00:53:40,220 Dr curt Connors. He was a scientist at oscorp when I worked there. 920 00:53:40,303 --> 00:53:42,347 A brilliant scientist. 921 00:53:42,430 --> 00:53:44,057 Until he turned himself into a lizard. 922 00:53:44,140 --> 00:53:46,267 Then he tried to turn the whole city into lizards. 923 00:53:46,351 --> 00:53:48,770 - It was crazy. - It wasn't crazy, Max. 924 00:53:48,853 --> 00:53:50,980 It was the next step in human evolution. 925 00:53:51,064 --> 00:53:53,149 - The dinosaur can talk. Right. - Lizard. 926 00:53:53,233 --> 00:53:54,818 What happened to you? 927 00:53:54,901 --> 00:53:58,655 Last I recall, you had bad teeth, glasses and a comb-over. 928 00:53:58,738 --> 00:54:00,532 Did you get a makeover? 929 00:54:01,366 --> 00:54:03,868 You know I can give you a real makeover. 930 00:54:03,952 --> 00:54:05,328 Let me guess, into a lizard? 931 00:54:05,412 --> 00:54:07,997 - Exactly. - Would you two just shut up? 932 00:54:08,081 --> 00:54:09,791 - Where are we? - It's complicated. 933 00:54:09,874 --> 00:54:12,502 - A wizard's dungeon. - Wizard's dungeon? 934 00:54:12,585 --> 00:54:16,256 There's no real way to sugar-coat that. It's literally the dungeon of a wizard. 935 00:54:16,339 --> 00:54:17,841 You can keep your magic. 936 00:54:19,009 --> 00:54:21,636 I want a taste of that energy I just felt. 937 00:54:25,098 --> 00:54:28,059 - Oh, Peter, hey. - Did those guys come through yet? 938 00:54:28,143 --> 00:54:30,145 There should be an electric guy and a sand guy. 939 00:54:30,228 --> 00:54:32,772 Yeah, they're all here and locked up. 940 00:54:32,856 --> 00:54:35,775 Perfect. I'm gonna just stay here and try and fix some of this damage 941 00:54:35,859 --> 00:54:37,610 so they don't blame it on me again. 942 00:54:37,694 --> 00:54:40,030 - Okay. - But, hey, I, uh... 943 00:54:41,031 --> 00:54:43,742 I couldn't do any of this without you, so thank you. 944 00:54:43,825 --> 00:54:44,825 Of course. 945 00:54:45,410 --> 00:54:48,038 Hey, ask him if this is like a tree monster 946 00:54:48,121 --> 00:54:50,498 or like a scientist that turned into a tree. 947 00:54:50,582 --> 00:54:52,208 It's just a tree, man. 948 00:54:52,792 --> 00:54:54,002 Just a tree. 949 00:55:10,685 --> 00:55:14,522 Coward. We have a new world to conquer. 950 00:55:16,483 --> 00:55:17,942 You make me sick. 951 00:55:18,026 --> 00:55:19,819 Leave me alone, please. 952 00:55:19,903 --> 00:55:22,530 Hiding in the shadows. 953 00:55:23,073 --> 00:55:25,325 Hiding from who you truly are. 954 00:55:25,408 --> 00:55:28,953 - No. - You can't escape yourself. 955 00:55:44,928 --> 00:55:47,180 - Hey, may. - Hey, Peter. I'm at work, 956 00:55:47,263 --> 00:55:50,600 and, um, one of the guys you're looking for just walked in. 957 00:55:59,651 --> 00:56:02,153 May? Where's may? Thank you. 958 00:56:05,532 --> 00:56:06,532 May. 959 00:56:07,867 --> 00:56:10,245 Ah. Hey, here he is. 960 00:56:10,328 --> 00:56:13,581 Norman, this is my nephew. 961 00:56:15,125 --> 00:56:17,711 Norman osborn? I thought that you were... 962 00:56:17,794 --> 00:56:21,381 I saw spider-man in an ad for this place. 963 00:56:22,340 --> 00:56:24,217 And I thought he could help me. 964 00:56:24,843 --> 00:56:26,136 But you're not him. 965 00:56:26,219 --> 00:56:28,555 Wait, so you want spider-man's help? 966 00:56:28,638 --> 00:56:30,348 He just wandered in. 967 00:56:33,268 --> 00:56:35,145 I didn't know where else to go. 968 00:56:36,646 --> 00:56:38,690 Someone's living in my house. 969 00:56:40,442 --> 00:56:42,277 Oscorp doesn't exist. 970 00:56:44,154 --> 00:56:45,280 My son... 971 00:56:49,325 --> 00:56:52,287 Sometimes I'm not myself. 972 00:56:53,705 --> 00:56:56,875 - I'm... someone else. - Mm-hm. 973 00:56:56,958 --> 00:56:59,419 And every time he's in control, I can't remember. 974 00:56:59,502 --> 00:57:01,796 - Who's in control? - And now I'm here... 975 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:05,050 - Who's in control? - I don't know what's going on. 976 00:57:05,133 --> 00:57:08,720 - Okay, it's okay. - And I don't... doesn't make sense. 977 00:57:09,804 --> 00:57:11,598 He's lost. 978 00:57:11,681 --> 00:57:15,226 And I don't mean just in the cosmos. I mean in his mind. 979 00:57:18,229 --> 00:57:19,397 Are they all like this? 980 00:57:20,357 --> 00:57:21,399 - Yeah. - Yeah? 981 00:57:21,483 --> 00:57:24,861 They all have their own mental or physical issues. 982 00:57:24,944 --> 00:57:27,864 Oh, well, he needs help, and maybe they all do. 983 00:57:28,782 --> 00:57:31,993 Wait, you don't mean...? No, may, this isn't my problem. 984 00:57:32,077 --> 00:57:33,995 Peter, not your problem? 985 00:57:34,079 --> 00:57:34,913 Hmm? 986 00:57:34,996 --> 00:57:38,500 May, their chance of getting help is way better back where they came from. 987 00:57:39,626 --> 00:57:43,421 Sending them home, that's the best thing that we can do for them. 988 00:57:43,505 --> 00:57:45,757 For them? Or for yourself? 989 00:57:48,843 --> 00:57:52,097 Look around you. This is what we do. 990 00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:56,017 - We help people. - This is what's best for them. 991 00:57:56,976 --> 00:57:57,977 Trust me. 992 00:58:03,775 --> 00:58:06,361 I'm now joined by supervisor Walter Burke, 993 00:58:06,444 --> 00:58:09,155 who was at the scene of tonight's disturbance. 994 00:58:09,239 --> 00:58:13,201 Mr Burke, you're saying you saw spider-man, with your own eyes, 995 00:58:13,284 --> 00:58:15,620 destroying multiple power lines? 996 00:58:15,787 --> 00:58:17,706 Uh... yes. Yes, sir, he did. 997 00:58:18,581 --> 00:58:19,749 There you have it, folks. 998 00:58:19,833 --> 00:58:22,377 Firsthand, from an unimpeachable witness, 999 00:58:22,460 --> 00:58:26,047 the teen terror attacking our electrical grid. 1000 00:58:26,131 --> 00:58:29,634 - Yeah, he was talking to the dirt man. - Beg your pardon? 1001 00:58:29,718 --> 00:58:33,304 Yeah, he was talking to the dirt man before they worked together 1002 00:58:33,388 --> 00:58:37,642 to make the power monster disappear with what appeared to be a sparkle web. 1003 00:58:37,726 --> 00:58:39,477 All right. Yep. Thank you very much. 1004 00:58:39,561 --> 00:58:41,438 Well, that, uh... 1005 00:58:41,521 --> 00:58:44,024 We'll have to circle back and confirm this, folks. 1006 00:58:44,107 --> 00:58:48,945 I'll talk to my producer to see if we can find out what's in mr Burke's thermos. 1007 00:58:49,571 --> 00:58:53,283 But the fact remains, spider-man is a menace. 1008 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:58,413 We'll be right back after a brief word from daily bugle supplements. 1009 00:58:58,496 --> 00:59:01,291 The only other daily fix you need. 1010 00:59:01,374 --> 00:59:02,417 And we're out. 1011 00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:06,420 What? 1012 00:59:09,507 --> 00:59:10,675 I got eyes on him. 1013 00:59:10,759 --> 00:59:12,969 - He's with his aunt and some guy. - You sure? 1014 00:59:13,053 --> 00:59:15,889 - They're just leaving the shelter. - Okay. Don't lose him. 1015 00:59:26,775 --> 00:59:29,903 Thanks, may. Hope to see you again. 1016 00:59:29,986 --> 00:59:33,907 Hey. He trusts you. So do I. 1017 00:59:36,076 --> 00:59:37,327 Thanks for cleaning my suit. 1018 00:59:38,536 --> 00:59:39,536 See you later. 1019 00:59:41,956 --> 00:59:44,751 - Guys, this is mr osborn. - Hey, it's "doctor." 1020 00:59:44,834 --> 00:59:47,087 Sorry. Dr osborn, these are my friends. 1021 00:59:47,170 --> 00:59:48,505 This is ned and mj. 1022 00:59:49,172 --> 00:59:52,842 - Mary Jane? - It's Michelle Jones, actually. 1023 00:59:54,427 --> 00:59:55,762 Fascinating. 1024 01:00:00,016 --> 01:00:02,102 Do you think there are other ned leedses? 1025 01:00:15,532 --> 01:00:16,825 Octavius? 1026 01:00:20,912 --> 01:00:22,122 Osborn? 1027 01:00:23,123 --> 01:00:24,374 What happened to you? 1028 01:00:24,457 --> 01:00:25,583 What happened to...? 1029 01:00:27,043 --> 01:00:29,796 - You're the walking corpse. - What do you mean? 1030 01:00:29,879 --> 01:00:32,424 You died, Norman. 1031 01:00:32,507 --> 01:00:34,092 Years ago. 1032 01:00:35,051 --> 01:00:36,636 You're insane. 1033 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:37,721 God, I love it here. 1034 01:00:37,804 --> 01:00:41,141 What are you talking about? He's standing right there. 1035 01:00:41,224 --> 01:00:42,308 - He's not... - Dead. 1036 01:00:43,393 --> 01:00:46,104 They both died, fighting spider-man. 1037 01:00:49,649 --> 01:00:51,985 It was all over the news. 1038 01:00:52,068 --> 01:00:56,906 Green goblin, impaled by the glider you flew around on. 1039 01:00:57,574 --> 01:01:01,619 And a couple of years later, you, doc ock, 1040 01:01:01,703 --> 01:01:04,748 - drowned in the river with your machine. - Nonsense. 1041 01:01:05,582 --> 01:01:10,045 Spider-man was trying to stop my fusion reactor, so I stopped him. 1042 01:01:10,795 --> 01:01:14,382 I had him by the throat, and then I... 1043 01:01:19,387 --> 01:01:20,722 And then I was here. 1044 01:01:20,805 --> 01:01:22,891 Ah, please. Let me tell you something. 1045 01:01:22,974 --> 01:01:25,018 I was whupping spider-man's ass. 1046 01:01:25,101 --> 01:01:27,645 He'll tell you. And then he caused an overload. 1047 01:01:27,729 --> 01:01:29,939 I was stuck in the grid, absorbing data. 1048 01:01:30,023 --> 01:01:32,400 I was about to turn into pure energy, and then... 1049 01:01:32,484 --> 01:01:33,484 And then, uh... 1050 01:01:34,486 --> 01:01:36,529 And then... oh, shit. 1051 01:01:37,906 --> 01:01:42,285 - I was about to die. - Max, do you know? Do I die? 1052 01:01:45,497 --> 01:01:47,832 - Oh, great. You caught another one. - No, wait, strange. 1053 01:01:47,916 --> 01:01:49,584 He's not dangerous. 1054 01:01:51,544 --> 01:01:52,921 It's okay. Um... 1055 01:01:55,715 --> 01:01:56,715 What is that? 1056 01:01:57,217 --> 01:01:59,928 It's an ancient relic. The macchina di kadavus. 1057 01:02:00,011 --> 01:02:03,306 I've trapped your corrupted spell inside, and once I finish the proper ritual, 1058 01:02:03,390 --> 01:02:07,435 it'll reverse the spell and send these guys back to their universes. 1059 01:02:07,519 --> 01:02:10,021 And then what? We perish? 1060 01:02:10,105 --> 01:02:11,815 No. No, thanks. I'll pass on that. 1061 01:02:11,898 --> 01:02:14,901 Let me out of here. Peter! 1062 01:02:15,485 --> 01:02:18,780 Strange, we can't send them back. Not yet. 1063 01:02:19,531 --> 01:02:20,531 Why? 1064 01:02:22,242 --> 01:02:25,620 - Well, some of these guys are gonna die. - Parker. 1065 01:02:26,329 --> 01:02:28,039 It's their fate. 1066 01:02:29,124 --> 01:02:30,500 Come on, have a heart. 1067 01:02:32,794 --> 01:02:35,380 In the grand calculus of the multiverse, 1068 01:02:36,006 --> 01:02:39,801 their sacrifice means infinitely more than their lives. 1069 01:02:45,598 --> 01:02:46,683 I'm sorry, kid. 1070 01:02:47,892 --> 01:02:50,228 If they die, they die. 1071 01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:05,201 Peter! 1072 01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:19,840 Don't. 1073 01:03:22,677 --> 01:03:24,846 - What are you doing? - Peter, you gotta go. Go! 1074 01:03:24,929 --> 01:03:25,930 - Okay. - Get out of here. 1075 01:03:28,266 --> 01:03:30,018 This is why I never had kids. 1076 01:03:44,491 --> 01:03:45,825 - Give me the box. - No. 1077 01:03:47,202 --> 01:03:48,202 Whoa! 1078 01:04:04,302 --> 01:04:05,679 Oh, my god, I'm dead. 1079 01:04:05,762 --> 01:04:08,682 You're not dead, you've just been separated from your physical form. 1080 01:04:08,765 --> 01:04:10,725 My physical... what? 1081 01:04:11,643 --> 01:04:13,478 How are you doing that? 1082 01:04:13,561 --> 01:04:17,148 - I have no idea. - You should not be able to do that. 1083 01:04:17,232 --> 01:04:18,692 This feels amazing. 1084 01:04:29,744 --> 01:04:31,705 One of the coolest things that's happened to me, 1085 01:04:31,788 --> 01:04:33,248 but don't ever do that again. 1086 01:04:39,921 --> 01:04:41,381 Hey! Get off of me! 1087 01:05:07,574 --> 01:05:08,950 ♪ ...la, la, la ♪ 1088 01:05:09,034 --> 01:05:11,745 ♪ 'tis the season to be jolly ♪ 1089 01:05:11,828 --> 01:05:14,039 ♪ fa, la, la, la, la, la, la... ♪ 1090 01:05:30,013 --> 01:05:31,014 What is this place? 1091 01:05:31,097 --> 01:05:33,933 The mirror dimension, where I'm in control. 1092 01:05:43,109 --> 01:05:45,612 Strange, stop! Can we just talk about this? 1093 01:05:45,695 --> 01:05:48,698 Parker, don't you realise that in the multiverse, 1094 01:05:48,782 --> 01:05:53,370 there are an infinite number of people who know Peter Parker is spider-man? 1095 01:05:53,453 --> 01:05:56,331 And if that spell gets loose, they're all coming here. 1096 01:05:56,414 --> 01:05:59,167 I know, I get it, but we can't just send them home to die. 1097 01:05:59,250 --> 01:06:00,460 It's their fate. 1098 01:06:01,211 --> 01:06:04,130 You can't change that any more than you could change who they are. 1099 01:06:04,214 --> 01:06:07,425 What if we could? What if we could change their fate? 1100 01:06:09,052 --> 01:06:10,595 Whoa. What are you doing? 1101 01:06:15,725 --> 01:06:17,560 I'm not giving you the... whoa! 1102 01:06:28,405 --> 01:06:29,656 Give me that back! 1103 01:06:50,593 --> 01:06:52,846 Wait a minute. Is that an archimedean spiral? 1104 01:06:52,929 --> 01:06:55,348 The dimension is just geometry? You're great at geometry. 1105 01:06:55,432 --> 01:06:57,017 You can do geometry. 1106 01:06:58,893 --> 01:07:00,812 Square the radius. Divide by pi. 1107 01:07:00,895 --> 01:07:03,606 - Plot points along the curve. - It's over, Parker. 1108 01:07:04,107 --> 01:07:05,734 I'll come pick you up when it's done. 1109 01:07:08,611 --> 01:07:09,654 Hey, strange. 1110 01:07:10,530 --> 01:07:12,073 You know what's cooler than magic? 1111 01:07:16,161 --> 01:07:18,455 - Math. - Don't do this. 1112 01:07:21,458 --> 01:07:23,418 - Ow. - I'm sorry, sir, but... 1113 01:07:28,048 --> 01:07:29,299 I have to try. 1114 01:07:32,135 --> 01:07:34,971 - What happened? - I had a fight with strange and I won. 1115 01:07:35,055 --> 01:07:36,890 - What? - I stole his ring thing. 1116 01:07:36,973 --> 01:07:37,891 Whoa. 1117 01:07:37,974 --> 01:07:41,936 I was swinging, and then I went through this massive mirror thing, 1118 01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:43,646 - and then I was back... - Where is he? 1119 01:07:43,730 --> 01:07:45,565 He's trapped, but I'm not sure for how long. 1120 01:07:45,648 --> 01:07:47,650 You could have left us to die. 1121 01:07:47,734 --> 01:07:49,194 Why didn't you? 1122 01:07:49,277 --> 01:07:50,737 'Cause that's not who he is. 1123 01:07:54,115 --> 01:07:56,159 I think I can help you guys. 1124 01:07:56,242 --> 01:07:58,953 If I can fix what happened to you, then when you go back, 1125 01:07:59,037 --> 01:08:02,457 things will be different, and you might not die fighting spider-man. 1126 01:08:02,540 --> 01:08:04,834 - What do you mean? - Our technology is advanced... 1127 01:08:04,918 --> 01:08:09,381 I can help you. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. 1128 01:08:11,424 --> 01:08:13,259 Octavius knows what I can do. 1129 01:08:13,343 --> 01:08:15,887 Fix? You mean like a dog? 1130 01:08:15,970 --> 01:08:17,305 I refuse. 1131 01:08:17,389 --> 01:08:20,058 I can't promise you guys anything, but at least this way, 1132 01:08:20,141 --> 01:08:22,352 you get to go home and have a chance. 1133 01:08:22,435 --> 01:08:23,603 A second chance. 1134 01:08:24,270 --> 01:08:26,106 Isn't that worth trying? 1135 01:08:26,189 --> 01:08:29,818 Trust me, Peter, when you try to fix people, 1136 01:08:29,901 --> 01:08:32,612 there are always consequences. 1137 01:08:32,696 --> 01:08:35,907 You don't have to come. I also didn't know that you could talk. 1138 01:08:35,990 --> 01:08:37,450 But if you stay here... 1139 01:08:37,534 --> 01:08:39,911 You'll have to deal with the wizard. 1140 01:08:39,994 --> 01:08:44,499 Ah. So we go along or die. Not much of a choice, is it? 1141 01:08:44,582 --> 01:08:46,001 I just wanna go home. 1142 01:08:46,084 --> 01:08:49,796 I, myself, don't wanna be killed, especially by a guy dressed 1143 01:08:49,879 --> 01:08:53,383 like dungeons & dragons, so, what's your plan? 1144 01:08:54,843 --> 01:08:56,511 I have it all under control. 1145 01:09:00,056 --> 01:09:02,058 What are we gonna do about this thing? 1146 01:09:02,142 --> 01:09:04,686 Uh, we need to find somewhere safe for it, right? 1147 01:09:04,769 --> 01:09:06,980 - You gotta take it. - Wait, what? 1148 01:09:07,063 --> 01:09:10,400 If something bad happens, you just push this and then it's over. 1149 01:09:10,483 --> 01:09:12,277 We're not gonna leave you. 1150 01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:13,611 You can't. It's dangerous. 1151 01:09:13,695 --> 01:09:15,697 - You have done enough. - We're in this together. 1152 01:09:15,780 --> 01:09:19,325 I know we're in this together, ned, but I can't do this if you're in danger. 1153 01:09:19,409 --> 01:09:22,162 Okay? So for me, mj, please just take this. 1154 01:09:25,123 --> 01:09:27,042 - Please. - Fine. 1155 01:09:27,709 --> 01:09:28,960 - Thank you. - But, Peter, 1156 01:09:29,044 --> 01:09:31,296 if I don't hear from you, I'm pressing the button. 1157 01:09:31,379 --> 01:09:33,590 - Sure. - Okay. And I will do it. 1158 01:09:35,050 --> 01:09:36,718 Yeah, we all believe you, Michelle. 1159 01:09:36,801 --> 01:09:39,679 No way that's his girlfriend. No way. 1160 01:09:39,763 --> 01:09:42,390 - She'll do it. - Absolutely, she will. 1161 01:09:43,808 --> 01:09:46,644 - Okay. See you later. - Be safe. 1162 01:09:46,728 --> 01:09:47,937 - You too. - Okay. 1163 01:09:49,898 --> 01:09:50,899 Whoa. 1164 01:09:52,150 --> 01:09:53,150 Okay. 1165 01:09:55,278 --> 01:09:56,738 - Be careful, okay? - Yeah. You too. 1166 01:10:04,704 --> 01:10:05,704 So, uh... 1167 01:10:07,165 --> 01:10:08,458 Who's coming with me? 1168 01:10:12,754 --> 01:10:13,754 Well, I'm in. 1169 01:10:14,297 --> 01:10:16,716 But if this goes sideways... 1170 01:10:17,967 --> 01:10:19,969 I'm gonna fry you from the inside out. 1171 01:10:32,399 --> 01:10:35,276 My client has nothing to do with the missing technology. 1172 01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,487 He's a law-abiding citizen. He has nothing to hide. 1173 01:10:38,029 --> 01:10:39,030 That's right. 1174 01:10:52,961 --> 01:10:55,797 - Where's Connors? - He wants to stay in the truck. 1175 01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:58,675 - Okay. - Mr hogan, is something wrong? 1176 01:11:00,010 --> 01:11:01,011 Happy. 1177 01:11:02,178 --> 01:11:04,180 Stop sweating. 1178 01:11:05,056 --> 01:11:06,224 How do you do that? 1179 01:11:07,392 --> 01:11:10,103 - Yeah? - I feel bad using happy's place like this. 1180 01:11:10,186 --> 01:11:12,188 No, no, no. He'll get over it. 1181 01:11:13,064 --> 01:11:16,151 New yorkers oppose the statue of Liberty renovation... 1182 01:11:16,234 --> 01:11:17,234 Oh, sorry. 1183 01:11:18,111 --> 01:11:20,196 So this is your plan, Peter? Hmm? 1184 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:21,614 No lab, no facilities? 1185 01:11:21,698 --> 01:11:24,409 Just performing miracles in a condominium? Hmm? 1186 01:11:24,492 --> 01:11:27,704 What, you gonna cook us some cures and some frozen burritos in a microwave? 1187 01:11:27,787 --> 01:11:30,790 - I could go for a burrito. - He's gonna kill us all. 1188 01:11:30,874 --> 01:11:32,167 Well, let's hope not. 1189 01:11:32,917 --> 01:11:35,045 - You're up first, doc. - What? 1190 01:11:35,128 --> 01:11:36,713 Hey, I told you, I don't need fixing. 1191 01:11:37,505 --> 01:11:39,549 I don't need fixing! 1192 01:11:39,632 --> 01:11:43,970 Especially by a teenager using scraps from a bachelor's junk drawer. 1193 01:11:44,054 --> 01:11:46,639 Nah, nah, nah. He got something back there. 1194 01:11:47,182 --> 01:11:49,517 I can feel it. That weird energy. 1195 01:11:51,019 --> 01:11:53,521 - What the hell is that? - It's a fabricator. 1196 01:11:54,147 --> 01:11:57,650 It can analyse, design, construct basically anything. 1197 01:11:58,651 --> 01:12:00,904 I thought that was the tanning bed happy broke. 1198 01:12:03,782 --> 01:12:04,824 Look at that. 1199 01:12:12,207 --> 01:12:13,667 He's gonna kill us all. 1200 01:12:21,758 --> 01:12:22,884 Oh! 1201 01:12:22,967 --> 01:12:24,302 What's going on there? 1202 01:12:24,928 --> 01:12:28,098 So the chip in the back of doc's neck was designed to protect his brain 1203 01:12:28,181 --> 01:12:32,227 from the ai system that's controlling these tentacles, but if you look here... 1204 01:12:34,270 --> 01:12:35,105 The chip is fried. 1205 01:12:35,188 --> 01:12:37,440 So rather than him being in control of the tentacles, 1206 01:12:37,524 --> 01:12:39,609 the tentacles are now in control of him. 1207 01:12:39,693 --> 01:12:44,781 Which, I guess, explains why he is so miserable all the time. 1208 01:12:44,989 --> 01:12:48,702 But, if you look here, if I can introduce self... 1209 01:12:48,785 --> 01:12:51,705 Self-healing composite circuitry. 1210 01:12:53,123 --> 01:12:56,751 Exactly. So, theoretically, I mean, if this were to work, 1211 01:12:56,835 --> 01:12:58,795 he would go back to the way he was. 1212 01:13:07,178 --> 01:13:08,178 Thirsty? 1213 01:13:11,307 --> 01:13:12,726 Well, yes, I am thirsty. 1214 01:13:13,476 --> 01:13:14,936 Fresh water or salt? 1215 01:13:15,937 --> 01:13:17,772 You know, because you're an octopus. 1216 01:13:19,649 --> 01:13:20,817 What? 1217 01:13:22,235 --> 01:13:23,611 Fresh water it is. 1218 01:13:24,738 --> 01:13:25,905 Look at this place. 1219 01:13:26,781 --> 01:13:29,993 - And all the possibilities. - What, this condo? 1220 01:13:30,076 --> 01:13:33,163 Yeah, yeah, the condo. I love the whole open floor plan. No. 1221 01:13:33,246 --> 01:13:35,457 Nah, man, I'm talking about the world. 1222 01:13:37,042 --> 01:13:38,335 I kind of like who I am here. 1223 01:13:40,211 --> 01:13:41,838 And all that power back there... 1224 01:13:43,006 --> 01:13:44,507 I could be so much more. 1225 01:13:45,759 --> 01:13:46,968 So why'd you come along? 1226 01:13:47,052 --> 01:13:49,846 I have a daughter, and I want to see her. 1227 01:13:49,929 --> 01:13:52,057 But he's not gonna send anyone home 1228 01:13:52,140 --> 01:13:54,976 till he's finished his little science project back there. 1229 01:13:55,518 --> 01:13:56,770 You trust him? 1230 01:13:56,853 --> 01:13:58,146 I don't trust anyone. 1231 01:13:59,647 --> 01:14:01,733 - How'd you end up like that, anyway? - Oh. 1232 01:14:03,151 --> 01:14:04,903 The place where I worked at, 1233 01:14:04,986 --> 01:14:09,741 they were experimenting with electricity created by living organisms, and then... 1234 01:14:10,742 --> 01:14:12,952 I fell into a vat of electric eels. 1235 01:14:13,036 --> 01:14:16,039 You're kidding. I fell into a supercollider. 1236 01:14:16,122 --> 01:14:17,122 Damn. 1237 01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:19,751 Gotta be careful where you fall. 1238 01:14:20,627 --> 01:14:21,961 Remarkable. 1239 01:14:23,922 --> 01:14:25,840 The technology and you. 1240 01:14:28,677 --> 01:14:30,011 When all this is over, 1241 01:14:30,762 --> 01:14:35,266 if you need a job and you're willing to commute to another universe... 1242 01:14:41,856 --> 01:14:44,776 It worked. That totally worked! 1243 01:14:44,859 --> 01:14:48,071 - I got it. I did it. Will you send him up? - Here we go. 1244 01:14:49,823 --> 01:14:51,282 - Sorry. - Hold on, doc. 1245 01:14:51,366 --> 01:14:53,952 Oh, will these humiliations never cease? 1246 01:14:54,035 --> 01:14:57,038 You, keep your science-fair project away from me! 1247 01:14:57,122 --> 01:14:58,748 It'll work. Have faith. 1248 01:14:58,832 --> 01:15:01,835 Says the reckless fool who turned himself into a monster. 1249 01:15:03,044 --> 01:15:04,963 Please stop moving your head. 1250 01:15:05,046 --> 01:15:08,508 - Hold still. - Don't you dare. 1251 01:15:12,429 --> 01:15:16,683 I swear, when I get out of this, we're gonna rip you a new... 1252 01:15:21,187 --> 01:15:22,188 Doc? 1253 01:15:28,111 --> 01:15:29,111 Doc? 1254 01:15:31,072 --> 01:15:32,072 Doc? 1255 01:15:33,158 --> 01:15:36,119 Dr octav... 1256 01:15:41,207 --> 01:15:42,375 It's so quiet. 1257 01:15:46,296 --> 01:15:49,132 Those voices inside my head... 1258 01:15:54,512 --> 01:15:55,805 I'd almost forgotten. 1259 01:15:57,349 --> 01:15:58,349 Otto. 1260 01:15:59,642 --> 01:16:01,394 Yes. Norman. 1261 01:16:07,734 --> 01:16:08,943 It's me. 1262 01:16:11,196 --> 01:16:12,530 Would you look at that? 1263 01:16:33,134 --> 01:16:36,262 I'm grateful, dear boy. Truly. 1264 01:16:36,346 --> 01:16:37,639 Yeah, you're welcome. 1265 01:16:38,473 --> 01:16:39,474 How can I help? 1266 01:16:40,266 --> 01:16:42,352 This is Peter. Leave a message. 1267 01:16:43,770 --> 01:16:46,898 Yeah, Peter, this is happy. I accessed my doorbell camera. 1268 01:16:46,981 --> 01:16:49,192 Who are those guys, huh? Is that a cyborg? 1269 01:16:49,275 --> 01:16:51,653 You bring a cyborg with robot legs into my house? 1270 01:16:51,736 --> 01:16:54,239 Was one of the guys made of mud? What's going on? Call me. 1271 01:17:03,456 --> 01:17:04,958 How does it feel, Norman? 1272 01:17:06,251 --> 01:17:07,794 You're about to become whole again. 1273 01:17:09,295 --> 01:17:10,922 No more darker half. 1274 01:17:11,923 --> 01:17:12,923 Just you. 1275 01:17:14,009 --> 01:17:15,010 Just me. 1276 01:17:24,436 --> 01:17:25,520 Okay. Um... 1277 01:17:27,105 --> 01:17:28,565 It just goes right here. This... 1278 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:31,901 That should be drawing power now. 1279 01:17:31,985 --> 01:17:35,697 I'll come back in a second to check on it, but keep an eye on the lights. 1280 01:17:35,780 --> 01:17:38,700 When they're all green, the electricity in your body's dissipated. 1281 01:17:38,783 --> 01:17:42,537 Well, not all of the electricity. You need electricity for your brain to function. 1282 01:17:42,620 --> 01:17:43,997 Your nervous system is... 1283 01:17:44,622 --> 01:17:46,903 I'm not really sure why I'm explaining electricity to you. 1284 01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:49,794 - Hmm. Yeah, can I ask you a question? - Sure. 1285 01:17:49,878 --> 01:17:51,004 Are these your legos? 1286 01:17:53,131 --> 01:17:55,300 Uh, I gotta go. I'll be back. 1287 01:18:01,181 --> 01:18:03,683 - Something feels off. - What do you mean? 1288 01:18:04,893 --> 01:18:07,187 - I don't like this. - Leave it alone. 1289 01:18:07,270 --> 01:18:11,107 The sooner you guys get through this, the sooner we go home. 1290 01:18:18,948 --> 01:18:21,242 - Well, where is he? - He's inside. 1291 01:18:21,326 --> 01:18:22,994 And yet here we are, outside. 1292 01:18:23,078 --> 01:18:25,080 Did you not hear me say, "don't lose him"? 1293 01:18:25,163 --> 01:18:27,082 I want incriminating footage of spider-man. 1294 01:18:27,165 --> 01:18:29,125 I called damage control. They're on their way. 1295 01:18:29,209 --> 01:18:30,752 And so it begins. 1296 01:18:30,835 --> 01:18:32,754 Place is about to be swarming with cops. 1297 01:18:51,856 --> 01:18:53,191 Peter? 1298 01:18:54,609 --> 01:18:55,609 What's wrong? 1299 01:18:56,861 --> 01:18:57,861 I don't know. 1300 01:18:58,863 --> 01:18:59,863 May? 1301 01:19:05,537 --> 01:19:07,080 What is it, Peter? 1302 01:19:14,087 --> 01:19:15,922 What's happening? 1303 01:19:22,387 --> 01:19:24,014 Why are you looking at me like that? 1304 01:19:39,738 --> 01:19:44,492 That's some neat trick, that sense of yours. 1305 01:19:44,576 --> 01:19:48,079 - Norman? - Norman's on sabbatical, honey. 1306 01:19:48,830 --> 01:19:51,041 - The hell? - The goblin. 1307 01:19:52,334 --> 01:19:57,047 "No more darker half"? Did you really think that I'd let that happen? 1308 01:19:57,964 --> 01:20:01,426 That I'd let you take away my power just because you're blind 1309 01:20:01,509 --> 01:20:04,888 - to what true power can bring you? - You don't know me. 1310 01:20:04,971 --> 01:20:06,181 Don't I? 1311 01:20:09,434 --> 01:20:12,187 I saw how she trapped you, 1312 01:20:12,270 --> 01:20:14,898 fighting her holy moral mission. 1313 01:20:17,650 --> 01:20:19,819 We don't need you to save us. 1314 01:20:19,903 --> 01:20:21,946 We don't need to be fixed. 1315 01:20:25,492 --> 01:20:27,452 These are not curses. 1316 01:20:29,287 --> 01:20:30,455 They're gifts. 1317 01:20:31,831 --> 01:20:33,833 - Norman, no. - Quiet, lapdog. 1318 01:20:33,917 --> 01:20:36,503 - You don't know what you're talking about. - I've watched you 1319 01:20:36,586 --> 01:20:40,382 from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes. 1320 01:20:41,049 --> 01:20:46,388 Struggling to have everything you want 1321 01:20:46,471 --> 01:20:50,016 while the world tries to make you choose. 1322 01:20:52,185 --> 01:20:55,438 Gods don't have to choose. 1323 01:20:57,565 --> 01:20:59,025 We take. 1324 01:20:59,109 --> 01:21:00,568 May, run. 1325 01:21:23,883 --> 01:21:25,010 Oh, my god. 1326 01:21:25,885 --> 01:21:28,972 - What have you done? - I liked you better before. 1327 01:21:38,398 --> 01:21:41,317 Up here! He's up there. It's the guy from the bridge. 1328 01:22:04,341 --> 01:22:05,425 Did you see that? 1329 01:22:31,993 --> 01:22:33,078 No, you don't! 1330 01:22:42,504 --> 01:22:44,839 Strong enough to have it all. 1331 01:22:48,218 --> 01:22:49,594 Too weak to take it! 1332 01:23:25,213 --> 01:23:26,506 Now I got you. 1333 01:23:28,675 --> 01:23:31,011 I told you, there'd be consequences! 1334 01:23:49,237 --> 01:23:52,699 Your weakness, Peter, is morality. 1335 01:23:53,241 --> 01:23:57,120 It's choking you. Can't you feel it? 1336 01:24:05,503 --> 01:24:06,796 It didn't work. 1337 01:24:07,672 --> 01:24:09,841 Norman was right. 1338 01:24:09,924 --> 01:24:13,595 He got it from you, that pathetic sickness. 1339 01:24:18,308 --> 01:24:19,934 You tried to fix me. 1340 01:24:20,810 --> 01:24:21,978 May, go. 1341 01:24:22,062 --> 01:24:24,272 Now I'm gonna fix you. 1342 01:24:28,318 --> 01:24:29,402 May, run, please. 1343 01:24:32,906 --> 01:24:34,240 May! 1344 01:24:40,830 --> 01:24:42,874 Peter, Peter, Peter. 1345 01:24:42,957 --> 01:24:46,044 No good deed goes unpunished. 1346 01:24:46,628 --> 01:24:48,797 You can thank me later. 1347 01:24:54,678 --> 01:24:55,929 No! 1348 01:25:25,834 --> 01:25:26,668 - May? - Peter. 1349 01:25:26,751 --> 01:25:28,169 May, may, I'm here. 1350 01:25:32,090 --> 01:25:33,090 May. 1351 01:25:33,591 --> 01:25:34,592 May, I'm here. 1352 01:25:35,677 --> 01:25:37,971 - Are you okay? What happened? - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 1353 01:25:44,310 --> 01:25:46,312 It's okay. We're okay, right? 1354 01:25:46,396 --> 01:25:48,106 Yeah. Knocked on my ass. 1355 01:25:48,189 --> 01:25:49,315 - Yeah, me too. - That's all. 1356 01:25:50,066 --> 01:25:53,028 I think I broke my ribs. 1357 01:25:58,408 --> 01:26:00,577 - This is all my fault, may. - No. 1358 01:26:00,660 --> 01:26:02,620 I should have let strange send them back. 1359 01:26:02,704 --> 01:26:03,830 You did the right thing. 1360 01:26:04,706 --> 01:26:07,792 They would have been killed. You did the right thing. 1361 01:26:08,501 --> 01:26:10,545 It's not my responsibility, may. 1362 01:26:12,630 --> 01:26:13,715 Oh. 1363 01:26:14,299 --> 01:26:15,342 What Norman said? 1364 01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:18,678 My moral mission? No. 1365 01:26:18,762 --> 01:26:20,847 - No, may... - Peter, you listen to me. 1366 01:26:22,223 --> 01:26:23,224 You have a gift. 1367 01:26:24,809 --> 01:26:26,186 You have power. 1368 01:26:27,062 --> 01:26:28,480 And with great power, 1369 01:26:28,563 --> 01:26:32,525 there must also come great responsibility. Hmm? 1370 01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:38,573 I know. 1371 01:26:38,656 --> 01:26:40,575 Let's get the... out of here. 1372 01:26:40,658 --> 01:26:41,785 Okay, let's go. 1373 01:26:42,994 --> 01:26:44,662 Let me just catch my... 1374 01:27:00,762 --> 01:27:02,764 - What happened? Are you okay? - I'm okay. 1375 01:27:02,847 --> 01:27:04,599 Yeah, you're okay. What happened? 1376 01:27:06,434 --> 01:27:07,519 Just have to... 1377 01:27:08,687 --> 01:27:09,687 Catch my breath. 1378 01:27:09,729 --> 01:27:11,648 Okay, well, catch your breath. I'm right here. 1379 01:27:11,731 --> 01:27:12,857 We're gonna take our time. 1380 01:27:12,941 --> 01:27:15,944 You catch your breath and then we'll take you to a doctor, okay? 1381 01:27:34,421 --> 01:27:35,422 Are you okay? 1382 01:27:36,506 --> 01:27:39,384 Somebody help! I need an ambulance, please! Somebody? 1383 01:27:39,467 --> 01:27:41,386 - What happened? - Nothing happened. 1384 01:27:42,470 --> 01:27:44,097 You're okay, you're okay. 1385 01:27:45,849 --> 01:27:48,309 Let me just... let me catch my breath. 1386 01:27:48,393 --> 01:27:50,270 I'm right here. I'm right here. 1387 01:27:50,854 --> 01:27:51,855 I'm right here. 1388 01:27:58,903 --> 01:27:59,904 You're okay. 1389 01:28:01,573 --> 01:28:02,657 It's just me and you. 1390 01:28:12,876 --> 01:28:13,876 May? 1391 01:28:20,383 --> 01:28:21,383 May? 1392 01:28:27,599 --> 01:28:29,017 Will you look at me, please? 1393 01:28:37,817 --> 01:28:38,817 May. 1394 01:28:39,819 --> 01:28:40,819 May. 1395 01:28:42,655 --> 01:28:43,698 What are you doing, may? 1396 01:28:43,782 --> 01:28:46,659 Please, will you just wake up and talk to me? Please? 1397 01:29:09,599 --> 01:29:11,309 Get out of the car now! Move! 1398 01:29:17,857 --> 01:29:19,526 Get off, get off, get off me. 1399 01:29:21,861 --> 01:29:22,696 Peter! 1400 01:29:22,779 --> 01:29:24,572 - Run! - It's just me and you, okay? 1401 01:29:24,656 --> 01:29:26,533 It's just me and you, okay? 1402 01:29:26,616 --> 01:29:28,368 Oh, may, I'm sorry. 1403 01:29:28,451 --> 01:29:29,619 I'm so sorry. 1404 01:29:29,703 --> 01:29:31,371 I'm so, so, so sorry. I love you. 1405 01:29:31,454 --> 01:29:33,915 Parker, come out with your hands up! 1406 01:29:34,582 --> 01:29:37,043 Come out right now, or we will open fire! 1407 01:29:37,127 --> 01:29:38,127 Run! 1408 01:29:42,007 --> 01:29:44,592 All right, let's go, let's go! Move in! 1409 01:30:02,318 --> 01:30:03,445 Tragedy. 1410 01:30:07,240 --> 01:30:08,658 What else can I call it? 1411 01:30:09,868 --> 01:30:11,786 What more need be said? 1412 01:30:12,746 --> 01:30:15,290 The damage, the destruction. 1413 01:30:16,082 --> 01:30:17,959 You saw it with your own eyes. 1414 01:30:19,502 --> 01:30:24,424 When will people wake up and realise that everywhere spider-man goes, 1415 01:30:24,507 --> 01:30:27,344 chaos and calamity ensue? 1416 01:30:28,178 --> 01:30:32,265 Everything spider-man touches comes to ruin. 1417 01:30:33,350 --> 01:30:35,352 And we, the innocents, 1418 01:30:36,019 --> 01:30:37,979 are left to pick up the pieces. 1419 01:30:40,482 --> 01:30:42,609 J. Jonah Jameson reporting. 1420 01:30:42,692 --> 01:30:45,779 Good night, and god help us all. 1421 01:31:05,382 --> 01:31:08,760 We are told that multiple people have been injured, 1422 01:31:08,843 --> 01:31:13,181 and we can confirm at least one person has been killed. 1423 01:31:13,264 --> 01:31:14,307 Still nothing? 1424 01:31:15,975 --> 01:31:16,975 No. 1425 01:31:32,951 --> 01:31:33,951 I'm gonna press it. 1426 01:31:35,870 --> 01:31:38,498 - What? No, he... - I know he told me to wait... 1427 01:31:39,958 --> 01:31:42,127 - But I'm gonna do it. - I just wish... 1428 01:31:42,210 --> 01:31:43,920 I just wish we could see him. 1429 01:31:49,217 --> 01:31:50,301 - Ned? - Yeah? 1430 01:31:51,344 --> 01:31:52,762 - Do that again. - Yeah. 1431 01:31:55,223 --> 01:31:56,474 I just wish we could see him. 1432 01:32:00,395 --> 01:32:01,395 Okay. 1433 01:32:01,980 --> 01:32:03,815 I just wish we could see Peter. 1434 01:32:06,359 --> 01:32:08,903 Whoa. 1435 01:32:08,987 --> 01:32:12,532 Lola, you're right. I am magic. 1436 01:32:13,825 --> 01:32:14,825 Is that him? 1437 01:32:15,577 --> 01:32:17,954 - Yeah, yeah, it has to be. - Peter. Peter! 1438 01:32:18,038 --> 01:32:20,081 - Hey, Peter! Yeah. - Peter! 1439 01:32:25,337 --> 01:32:26,463 Whoa. 1440 01:32:28,548 --> 01:32:30,091 Hi. Hi. 1441 01:32:30,175 --> 01:32:33,261 No, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. I'm a nice guy. 1442 01:32:35,930 --> 01:32:37,265 Okay. 1443 01:32:39,851 --> 01:32:42,395 - Who the hell are you? - I'm Peter Parker. 1444 01:32:42,479 --> 01:32:46,649 - That's not possible. - I am spider-man, in my world. 1445 01:32:46,733 --> 01:32:49,819 But then yesterday, I was... 1446 01:32:51,571 --> 01:32:53,365 I was just here. 1447 01:32:54,949 --> 01:32:56,201 Wow. 1448 01:32:57,827 --> 01:33:01,331 String theory, multidimensional reality... 1449 01:33:02,624 --> 01:33:04,125 And matter displacement. 1450 01:33:04,876 --> 01:33:05,710 All real? 1451 01:33:05,794 --> 01:33:06,795 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1452 01:33:06,878 --> 01:33:08,088 I knew it. 1453 01:33:09,798 --> 01:33:11,591 This has to be because of the spell. 1454 01:33:12,217 --> 01:33:13,968 The spell? Like magic spell? 1455 01:33:14,052 --> 01:33:15,887 - Uh, there's no spell. No. - No spell. 1456 01:33:15,970 --> 01:33:17,722 - Magic's real here too? - I mean... 1457 01:33:17,806 --> 01:33:20,225 - Shut up, ned. Shut up. - No, it's not real. 1458 01:33:20,308 --> 01:33:22,852 - There's magicians, but there's no... - Stop talking. 1459 01:33:22,936 --> 01:33:24,604 Stop. Stop. 1460 01:33:25,397 --> 01:33:26,731 - Prove it. - Prove what? 1461 01:33:26,815 --> 01:33:30,193 - That you're Peter Parker. - I don't carry an ID with me, you know? 1462 01:33:30,276 --> 01:33:32,696 Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing. 1463 01:33:35,365 --> 01:33:37,593 - Why'd you do that? - To see if you have the tingle thing. 1464 01:33:37,617 --> 01:33:39,577 I have the tingle thing, just not for bread. 1465 01:33:39,661 --> 01:33:41,663 Can you not throw the bread again? 1466 01:33:41,746 --> 01:33:43,998 You're a deeply mistrusting person... 1467 01:33:45,709 --> 01:33:46,751 And I respect it. 1468 01:33:52,424 --> 01:33:53,258 Crawl around. 1469 01:33:53,341 --> 01:33:55,260 - Crawl around? - Yes. 1470 01:33:55,343 --> 01:33:56,928 - No. - Yes, crawl around. 1471 01:33:57,012 --> 01:33:58,680 - Why do I need to? - This is not enough. 1472 01:33:58,763 --> 01:34:00,043 - This is plenty. - No, it's not. 1473 01:34:00,098 --> 01:34:01,818 - Yes, it is. It is. - No, it's not. Nuh-uh. 1474 01:34:01,850 --> 01:34:04,394 - How do I stick to the ceiling? - Do it. 1475 01:34:06,229 --> 01:34:10,025 Ned. 1476 01:34:12,694 --> 01:34:16,114 My Lola's asking if you could just get the cobweb there. 1477 01:34:16,197 --> 01:34:18,074 - Since you're, like, up there. - Yeah. 1478 01:34:26,082 --> 01:34:27,082 Thank you. 1479 01:34:31,880 --> 01:34:32,880 We... 1480 01:34:33,340 --> 01:34:34,174 We good? 1481 01:34:34,257 --> 01:34:35,257 For now. 1482 01:34:35,925 --> 01:34:38,845 So I opened the wrong portal to the wrong Peter Parker. 1483 01:34:38,928 --> 01:34:41,222 I guess you keep doing it until we find the real one. 1484 01:34:41,306 --> 01:34:43,224 - Ouch. - No offence. 1485 01:34:43,892 --> 01:34:45,435 - Okay. - Okay. You got it. 1486 01:34:47,771 --> 01:34:49,147 Find Peter Parker. 1487 01:34:49,230 --> 01:34:51,274 - What's the thing on his hand? - Shh. 1488 01:34:51,358 --> 01:34:53,360 Find Peter Parker. 1489 01:34:55,362 --> 01:34:56,905 Find Peter Parker! 1490 01:35:06,289 --> 01:35:07,749 Great, it's just some random guy. 1491 01:35:08,625 --> 01:35:09,625 Hello. 1492 01:35:10,001 --> 01:35:12,629 Um, I hope it's okay, I just came through this, uh... 1493 01:35:13,630 --> 01:35:15,507 Oh. It just closed. 1494 01:35:17,050 --> 01:35:18,301 You're Peter? 1495 01:35:19,094 --> 01:35:21,304 Yeah. Peter Parker. 1496 01:35:23,431 --> 01:35:25,100 I've seen you two... 1497 01:35:27,560 --> 01:35:28,560 Hi. 1498 01:35:32,649 --> 01:35:35,276 Wait. He's... he's not your friend. 1499 01:35:48,456 --> 01:35:49,624 Huh. 1500 01:35:51,209 --> 01:35:54,379 Wait. So you're spider-man too? Why didn't you just say that? 1501 01:35:54,462 --> 01:35:56,965 I generally don't go around advertising it. 1502 01:35:57,048 --> 01:35:59,134 Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing. 1503 01:35:59,217 --> 01:36:01,057 - I just said that. - That's what he just said. 1504 01:36:13,314 --> 01:36:16,860 My Lola's asking if you could clean up the webs you just shot. 1505 01:36:16,943 --> 01:36:18,653 - Oh, sorry, Lola. - Yes, of course. 1506 01:36:18,737 --> 01:36:20,113 I'm going to bed. 1507 01:36:20,196 --> 01:36:22,449 - Night, Lola. - Good night, ned's Lola. 1508 01:36:23,074 --> 01:36:25,410 Uh, this might seem kind of weird, 1509 01:36:25,952 --> 01:36:28,580 but I've been trying to find your friend ever since I got here. 1510 01:36:30,165 --> 01:36:31,875 I just have this sense... 1511 01:36:33,960 --> 01:36:35,295 That he needs my help. 1512 01:36:35,378 --> 01:36:36,379 Our help. 1513 01:36:38,340 --> 01:36:39,424 He does. 1514 01:36:39,507 --> 01:36:41,217 We don't know where he is. 1515 01:36:41,301 --> 01:36:45,305 And, um, honestly, right now we're all he really has left. 1516 01:36:46,806 --> 01:36:51,811 Well, uh, is there someplace that he might go 1517 01:36:51,895 --> 01:36:54,064 that has meaning to him? 1518 01:36:55,565 --> 01:36:59,069 Like a place where he would go to just...? 1519 01:36:59,152 --> 01:37:00,653 Get away from everything? 1520 01:37:03,740 --> 01:37:06,993 For me, it was the top of the Chrysler building. 1521 01:37:07,077 --> 01:37:08,328 Empire state. 1522 01:37:08,411 --> 01:37:11,581 - It's just a... it's a better view. - That is a sweet view. 1523 01:37:14,376 --> 01:37:15,376 Yes. 1524 01:37:16,294 --> 01:37:19,255 Yeah. I think I know exactly where that would be. 1525 01:37:55,500 --> 01:37:56,500 I'm sorry. 1526 01:38:04,050 --> 01:38:05,176 Peter, there's... 1527 01:38:06,720 --> 01:38:08,221 There's some people here. 1528 01:38:09,723 --> 01:38:10,723 What? 1529 01:38:19,733 --> 01:38:21,026 Hey, wait, wait! Whoa. 1530 01:38:22,277 --> 01:38:23,277 What...? 1531 01:38:26,239 --> 01:38:27,239 Sorry... 1532 01:38:28,992 --> 01:38:29,992 About may. 1533 01:38:33,663 --> 01:38:38,877 Yeah. Sorry. I got some understanding 1534 01:38:38,960 --> 01:38:39,836 of what it is you're... 1535 01:38:39,919 --> 01:38:42,547 No, please don't tell me that you know what I'm going through. 1536 01:38:43,298 --> 01:38:45,050 - Okay. - She's gone. 1537 01:38:48,094 --> 01:38:49,429 And it's all my fault. 1538 01:38:53,641 --> 01:38:54,934 She died for nothing. 1539 01:38:58,688 --> 01:39:00,688 I'll do what I should have done in the first place. 1540 01:39:01,274 --> 01:39:02,984 - Peter... - Please don't. 1541 01:39:04,110 --> 01:39:07,364 You don't belong here. Either of you. So I'm sending you home. 1542 01:39:08,948 --> 01:39:11,117 Those other guys are from your worlds, right? 1543 01:39:12,035 --> 01:39:13,536 So you deal with it. 1544 01:39:13,620 --> 01:39:15,538 If they die, if you kill them... 1545 01:39:16,498 --> 01:39:17,498 That's on you. 1546 01:39:18,541 --> 01:39:19,541 It's not my problem. 1547 01:39:20,377 --> 01:39:21,628 I don't care anymore. 1548 01:39:23,046 --> 01:39:24,046 I'm done. 1549 01:39:28,927 --> 01:39:31,221 I'm really sorry that I dragged you into this. 1550 01:39:34,849 --> 01:39:36,518 But you have to go home now. 1551 01:39:39,062 --> 01:39:40,062 Good luck. 1552 01:39:45,610 --> 01:39:47,362 My uncle Ben was killed. 1553 01:39:49,030 --> 01:39:50,073 It was my fault. 1554 01:39:51,658 --> 01:39:52,658 I lost... 1555 01:39:55,704 --> 01:39:57,455 I lost Gwen, my, um... 1556 01:39:59,082 --> 01:40:00,083 She was my mj. 1557 01:40:02,961 --> 01:40:04,170 I couldn't save her. 1558 01:40:05,839 --> 01:40:08,216 I'm never gonna be able to forgive myself for that. 1559 01:40:11,344 --> 01:40:13,221 But I carried on, tried to, um... 1560 01:40:14,431 --> 01:40:16,683 Tried to keep going, tried to keep being... 1561 01:40:18,435 --> 01:40:20,311 The friendly neighbourhood spider-man 1562 01:40:20,395 --> 01:40:22,564 'cause I know that's what she would've wanted. 1563 01:40:23,398 --> 01:40:26,609 But at some point, I just stopped pulling my punches. 1564 01:40:30,655 --> 01:40:31,781 I got rageful. 1565 01:40:34,284 --> 01:40:35,577 I got bitter. 1566 01:40:36,995 --> 01:40:41,041 I just don't want you to end up like me. 1567 01:40:42,834 --> 01:40:45,128 The night Ben died... 1568 01:40:46,463 --> 01:40:48,590 I hunted down the man who I thought did it. 1569 01:40:50,467 --> 01:40:51,760 I wanted him dead. 1570 01:40:54,637 --> 01:40:56,097 I got what I wanted. 1571 01:40:58,558 --> 01:41:00,101 It didn't make it better. 1572 01:41:04,105 --> 01:41:06,316 It took me a long time... 1573 01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:09,986 To learn to get through that darkness. 1574 01:41:13,365 --> 01:41:14,574 I wanna kill him. 1575 01:41:17,410 --> 01:41:18,912 I wanna tear him apart. 1576 01:41:22,957 --> 01:41:24,918 I can still hear her voice in my head. 1577 01:41:30,340 --> 01:41:32,050 Even after she was hurt, 1578 01:41:32,133 --> 01:41:34,344 she said to me that we did the right thing. 1579 01:41:43,645 --> 01:41:45,188 She told me that with great power... 1580 01:41:47,357 --> 01:41:49,109 Comes great responsibility. 1581 01:41:54,572 --> 01:41:55,990 Wait, what? How do you know that? 1582 01:41:56,074 --> 01:41:57,617 Uncle Ben said it. 1583 01:41:57,701 --> 01:41:59,160 The day he died. 1584 01:42:03,873 --> 01:42:05,959 Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter. 1585 01:42:16,052 --> 01:42:20,890 Okay, so Connors, Marko, Dillon and, um... 1586 01:42:22,183 --> 01:42:24,644 I think that I can repair the devices for Dillon and Marko, 1587 01:42:24,728 --> 01:42:25,937 but the others... 1588 01:42:26,604 --> 01:42:29,816 Oh, I got Connors. I've cured him once, so no big deal. 1589 01:42:31,484 --> 01:42:33,361 - What? It's no big deal. - Great. 1590 01:42:34,237 --> 01:42:35,363 Yeah, that's great. 1591 01:42:38,116 --> 01:42:40,910 I think I can make an antiserum for dr osborn. 1592 01:42:42,078 --> 01:42:43,872 Been thinking about it a long time. 1593 01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:49,502 Gotta cure all of them. Right? 1594 01:42:51,129 --> 01:42:52,129 Right. 1595 01:42:53,715 --> 01:42:54,924 That's what we do. 1596 01:42:59,846 --> 01:43:01,014 Psst. 1597 01:43:03,391 --> 01:43:04,391 What? 1598 01:43:04,934 --> 01:43:06,311 Just three yous. 1599 01:43:22,494 --> 01:43:23,495 Um... 1600 01:43:24,537 --> 01:43:27,582 So... do you have a best friend too? 1601 01:43:30,001 --> 01:43:31,001 I did. 1602 01:43:33,046 --> 01:43:34,046 You did? 1603 01:43:35,882 --> 01:43:37,300 He died in my arms... 1604 01:43:39,260 --> 01:43:40,804 After he tried to kill me. 1605 01:43:42,847 --> 01:43:44,265 It was heart-breaking. 1606 01:43:46,518 --> 01:43:47,602 Dude. 1607 01:43:54,567 --> 01:43:57,028 - Hey. - Will you run a diagnostic? 1608 01:43:57,112 --> 01:43:58,112 Yeah. 1609 01:44:07,580 --> 01:44:08,581 Hey, you okay? 1610 01:44:10,166 --> 01:44:12,377 - Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay? - Mm-hm. 1611 01:44:15,880 --> 01:44:17,340 You don't deserve this. 1612 01:44:18,800 --> 01:44:21,928 - I've ruined your life. I ruined it. - No. No, no, no. 1613 01:44:22,721 --> 01:44:24,556 Look at me. I'm here. 1614 01:44:26,182 --> 01:44:27,350 Not going anywhere. 1615 01:44:29,269 --> 01:44:32,272 We'll get through this and we'll get through it together. 1616 01:44:33,314 --> 01:44:34,314 Okay? 1617 01:44:35,567 --> 01:44:37,527 - Okay. - Okay. 1618 01:44:42,615 --> 01:44:43,615 Thank you. 1619 01:44:55,045 --> 01:44:56,463 You have someone? 1620 01:44:57,297 --> 01:44:58,297 No. 1621 01:44:59,090 --> 01:45:03,511 I got no time for Peter Parker stuff, you know? 1622 01:45:05,597 --> 01:45:07,515 - Do you? - Uh... 1623 01:45:08,224 --> 01:45:10,226 That's a little complicated. 1624 01:45:11,227 --> 01:45:12,437 I understand. 1625 01:45:12,520 --> 01:45:14,898 I guess it's just not in the cards for guys like us. 1626 01:45:14,981 --> 01:45:17,650 Well, I wouldn't give up. 1627 01:45:17,734 --> 01:45:20,653 Took a while but we made it work. 1628 01:45:20,737 --> 01:45:22,364 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1629 01:45:22,447 --> 01:45:25,158 Me and... mj. 1630 01:45:26,618 --> 01:45:28,745 My mj. Uh... 1631 01:45:29,662 --> 01:45:31,206 It gets confusing here. 1632 01:45:31,289 --> 01:45:33,416 Yeah. 1633 01:45:33,500 --> 01:45:35,502 - Peter! - Yeah? 1634 01:45:35,585 --> 01:45:39,005 - Oh, sorry, did you mean...? - "Peter" Peter. 1635 01:45:39,089 --> 01:45:40,924 - We're all called Peter. - We're all Peter. 1636 01:45:41,007 --> 01:45:44,052 - Peter Parker? - Same again. We're all Peter Parker. 1637 01:45:44,135 --> 01:45:45,637 - The computer. - Oh. 1638 01:45:47,013 --> 01:45:48,556 - Oh, I'm ready. - Yeah. Me too. 1639 01:45:48,640 --> 01:45:53,561 Okay, so now, all we gotta do is lure these guys someplace, right? 1640 01:45:53,645 --> 01:45:57,148 Try to cure them while they try to kill us, 1641 01:45:57,232 --> 01:45:58,775 and then send them home. 1642 01:45:58,858 --> 01:46:01,486 - Using a magic box. - Well, that's the plan. 1643 01:46:01,569 --> 01:46:04,072 Are you gonna go into battle dressed as a cool youth pastor, 1644 01:46:04,155 --> 01:46:05,740 or do you got your suit? 1645 01:46:07,784 --> 01:46:08,618 Good. 1646 01:46:08,702 --> 01:46:11,162 - Here's your web cartridges. - Ah, thanks, man. 1647 01:46:11,246 --> 01:46:12,455 What's that for? 1648 01:46:12,539 --> 01:46:15,375 It's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why? 1649 01:46:16,459 --> 01:46:17,877 Whoa! 1650 01:46:18,712 --> 01:46:20,547 - That came out of you. - Yeah. 1651 01:46:20,630 --> 01:46:22,298 - You can't do that, huh? - No. 1652 01:46:22,382 --> 01:46:24,134 How on earth does that even...? 1653 01:46:24,217 --> 01:46:26,970 We're getting side-tracked. This is where we'll do this, okay? 1654 01:46:27,053 --> 01:46:28,805 It's isolated, so no one should get hurt. 1655 01:46:29,472 --> 01:46:32,034 We draw them there with the box. It's the one thing they all want. 1656 01:46:32,058 --> 01:46:34,185 All we have to do is figure out how to get there. 1657 01:46:34,269 --> 01:46:35,687 - We could portal there. - What? 1658 01:46:35,770 --> 01:46:38,189 - I'm magic now. - Yeah, he's right. He can. 1659 01:46:38,273 --> 01:46:39,941 - Yeah, we saw. - Yeah, he is. 1660 01:46:40,442 --> 01:46:42,318 - Wait, really? - I got doctor strange magic. 1661 01:46:42,402 --> 01:46:43,611 - No way. - Yeah. 1662 01:46:44,362 --> 01:46:47,782 I promise you, I won't turn into a supervillain and try to kill you. 1663 01:46:50,076 --> 01:46:51,161 Okay. 1664 01:46:52,120 --> 01:46:53,371 Thank you. 1665 01:46:58,043 --> 01:47:02,088 Um... here goes nothing. What's that thing you always say? 1666 01:47:02,797 --> 01:47:05,175 - Expect disappointment and... - No, no, no. 1667 01:47:06,551 --> 01:47:08,219 We're gonna kick some ass. 1668 01:47:08,303 --> 01:47:09,304 Okay. 1669 01:47:10,013 --> 01:47:12,474 Cure. Cure some ass. 1670 01:47:12,557 --> 01:47:14,392 Cure that ass. 1671 01:47:16,853 --> 01:47:18,313 Ladies and gentlemen, 1672 01:47:18,396 --> 01:47:20,076 the bugle tip line has just received a call 1673 01:47:20,148 --> 01:47:23,401 from none other than the fugitive known as spider-man, 1674 01:47:23,485 --> 01:47:25,945 fresh from his rampage in queens. 1675 01:47:26,696 --> 01:47:30,825 So, Peter Parker, what pernicious propaganda are you peddling? 1676 01:47:30,909 --> 01:47:33,828 - Just the truth. Truth is... - Oh, sure. 1677 01:47:35,372 --> 01:47:37,582 That this is all my fault. 1678 01:47:37,665 --> 01:47:40,210 I accidentally brought those dangerous people here. 1679 01:47:40,293 --> 01:47:41,961 Well, he admits it. 1680 01:47:42,045 --> 01:47:43,588 And if those people are watching... 1681 01:47:45,632 --> 01:47:47,509 Just know that I did try to help you. 1682 01:47:48,885 --> 01:47:50,428 I could have killed you... 1683 01:47:51,721 --> 01:47:53,848 At any given moment, but I didn't. 1684 01:47:56,017 --> 01:47:59,145 'Cause my aunt may taught me that everyone deserves a second chance. 1685 01:47:59,229 --> 01:48:02,107 - That's why I'm here. - Where is "here," exactly? 1686 01:48:04,067 --> 01:48:06,111 A place that represents second chances. 1687 01:48:09,030 --> 01:48:11,783 The statue of Liberty? Good god, folks. 1688 01:48:11,866 --> 01:48:15,120 He's about to destroy another national landmark. 1689 01:48:15,203 --> 01:48:16,871 World, if you're watching... 1690 01:48:16,955 --> 01:48:18,790 Believe me, the world is watching. 1691 01:48:19,582 --> 01:48:20,709 Wish me luck. 1692 01:48:22,669 --> 01:48:24,879 Your friendly neighbourhood spider-man could use some. 1693 01:48:31,428 --> 01:48:33,513 Okay, it could be any minute now. 1694 01:48:33,596 --> 01:48:35,807 Yep, almost done. 1695 01:48:40,729 --> 01:48:45,316 You know, Max was, like, the sweetest guy ever 1696 01:48:45,942 --> 01:48:47,277 before he fell into... 1697 01:48:48,194 --> 01:48:52,782 - A pool of electric eels. - That'll do it. 1698 01:48:56,161 --> 01:48:58,830 All the things I wished I could have done differently. 1699 01:49:01,082 --> 01:49:03,043 Now to have a second chance. 1700 01:49:04,336 --> 01:49:05,336 Yeah. 1701 01:49:09,382 --> 01:49:11,343 Mm. Oh, there it goes. 1702 01:49:13,470 --> 01:49:14,637 You okay? 1703 01:49:14,721 --> 01:49:16,556 Oh, it's my back. 1704 01:49:16,639 --> 01:49:19,934 It's kind of stiff from all the swinging, I guess. 1705 01:49:20,018 --> 01:49:22,187 - Yeah. No, I got a middle-back thing too. - Really? 1706 01:49:22,270 --> 01:49:24,397 Yeah. You want me to crack it? 1707 01:49:25,690 --> 01:49:26,941 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1708 01:49:27,025 --> 01:49:28,443 - That'd be great. - All right. 1709 01:49:30,028 --> 01:49:31,112 - You ready? - Yeah. 1710 01:49:34,491 --> 01:49:36,034 Yep. That's good. 1711 01:49:36,826 --> 01:49:38,661 - How is it? - Wow. 1712 01:49:40,246 --> 01:49:42,665 - That's good. That's better. - Right? Yeah. 1713 01:49:42,749 --> 01:49:43,749 Wow. 1714 01:49:46,920 --> 01:49:49,756 This is so cool. I always wanted brothers. 1715 01:49:50,840 --> 01:49:53,635 We should do this again, like, all hang out. 1716 01:49:53,718 --> 01:49:55,095 It's nice. 1717 01:49:55,178 --> 01:49:58,014 We should maybe, you know, focus on... 1718 01:49:58,098 --> 01:49:59,683 On not getting killed tonight. 1719 01:49:59,766 --> 01:50:01,768 Yeah. For sure. That's a good idea. 1720 01:50:01,851 --> 01:50:04,604 I'll just grab your number at the end of the battle. 1721 01:50:04,688 --> 01:50:06,189 You got it. 1722 01:50:06,815 --> 01:50:09,859 So you, like, make your own web fluid in your body? 1723 01:50:09,943 --> 01:50:11,653 I'd rather not talk about this. 1724 01:50:11,736 --> 01:50:13,697 - I don't mean to... - But are you teasing me? 1725 01:50:13,780 --> 01:50:17,617 No, no, no. He's not teasing you. It's just that we can't do that, 1726 01:50:17,701 --> 01:50:21,204 so we're curious as to how your web situation works, that's all. 1727 01:50:21,287 --> 01:50:23,998 If it's personal, I don't wanna pry, but I think it's cool. 1728 01:50:24,082 --> 01:50:27,168 I... I wish I could tell you, but it's, like, I don't do it. 1729 01:50:27,252 --> 01:50:29,546 Like I don't do breathing. 1730 01:50:29,629 --> 01:50:31,589 - Like, breathing just happens. - Whoa. 1731 01:50:31,965 --> 01:50:35,802 It's just, like, when it releases, it's like a clean release. 1732 01:50:35,885 --> 01:50:36,803 Can I ask something? 1733 01:50:36,886 --> 01:50:38,096 - Yeah. - Is it like: 1734 01:50:38,179 --> 01:50:40,348 When you think it, it webs? 1735 01:50:40,432 --> 01:50:42,183 That's a good way to put it. 1736 01:50:42,267 --> 01:50:45,103 Because if I press... I have to have a mechanism. 1737 01:50:45,186 --> 01:50:48,982 - Right. - But for you, is it like, "web"? 1738 01:50:49,065 --> 01:50:50,150 And then it webs? 1739 01:50:50,233 --> 01:50:53,111 Uh, not even conscious at this point. 1740 01:50:53,194 --> 01:50:54,946 It's just like riding a bike. 1741 01:50:55,030 --> 01:50:59,367 Does it just come out of your wrists, or does it come out of anywhere else? 1742 01:50:59,451 --> 01:51:01,661 Only... only the wrists. 1743 01:51:01,745 --> 01:51:03,955 Never had a web block? I run out of webs all the time. 1744 01:51:04,039 --> 01:51:06,541 - I have to make my own in a lab. - Right. That's... 1745 01:51:06,624 --> 01:51:09,586 - It's a hassle compared to what you got. - Sounds like a hassle. 1746 01:51:09,669 --> 01:51:13,131 But I did. You said that, I was like, "oh. I had a web block." 1747 01:51:13,214 --> 01:51:15,717 - Whoa. Why? - Existential-crisis stuff. 1748 01:51:15,800 --> 01:51:18,470 Pfft. Yeah. Don't get me started on that. 1749 01:51:18,553 --> 01:51:20,847 I'm not sure what to say. It's just a natural thing. 1750 01:51:20,930 --> 01:51:22,223 It just happens. 1751 01:51:23,516 --> 01:51:24,351 I don't know. 1752 01:51:24,434 --> 01:51:25,643 It's so cool, man. 1753 01:51:25,727 --> 01:51:28,646 - Like, I wanna see the holes. - Hey. 1754 01:51:28,813 --> 01:51:31,900 What are some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought? 1755 01:51:31,983 --> 01:51:34,694 - Seems you've met some of them. - That's a good question. 1756 01:51:34,778 --> 01:51:40,116 Yeah, I fought an alien made out of black goo once. 1757 01:51:40,200 --> 01:51:42,285 Oh, no way. I fought an alien too. 1758 01:51:42,369 --> 01:51:44,079 - On earth and in space. - Oh. 1759 01:51:44,162 --> 01:51:45,955 - He was purple. - I wanna fight an alien. 1760 01:51:46,039 --> 01:51:49,793 I'm still, like, that you fought an alien in space. 1761 01:51:50,669 --> 01:51:54,631 I'm always simultaneously, like, completely stunned 1762 01:51:55,215 --> 01:51:59,052 by the fantastical nature of these things, 1763 01:51:59,135 --> 01:52:01,971 and it's also just like, "yeah. Okay. Yeah." 1764 01:52:02,055 --> 01:52:03,765 Yeah, it's Monday. Yeah. 1765 01:52:03,848 --> 01:52:04,849 I mean... 1766 01:52:05,475 --> 01:52:09,688 I'm lame compared... I fought a Russian guy in a rhinoceros machine. 1767 01:52:10,105 --> 01:52:10,980 That's cool. 1768 01:52:11,064 --> 01:52:12,649 Not as... no, it's not. 1769 01:52:12,732 --> 01:52:15,443 Can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part? 1770 01:52:15,527 --> 01:52:16,403 'Cause you are not. 1771 01:52:16,486 --> 01:52:18,571 Thanks. I appreciate that. I'm not saying I am... 1772 01:52:18,655 --> 01:52:20,615 But it's just the self-talk. Maybe we should... 1773 01:52:20,699 --> 01:52:23,451 - Listen, I... - 'Cause you're amazing. 1774 01:52:23,535 --> 01:52:25,453 Just to take it in for a minute. 1775 01:52:25,537 --> 01:52:28,039 - Yeah, I can take it in. - You are amazing. 1776 01:52:28,123 --> 01:52:30,709 - I can. Thank you. - You are amazing. Will you say it? 1777 01:52:30,792 --> 01:52:32,335 I needed to hear that. Thank you. 1778 01:52:33,670 --> 01:52:35,880 All right, guys, focus up. You feel that? 1779 01:52:35,964 --> 01:52:36,964 Yeah. 1780 01:52:44,389 --> 01:52:45,473 What's up, Peter? 1781 01:52:48,560 --> 01:52:50,061 How you like the new-new? 1782 01:52:51,229 --> 01:52:56,234 Look, you give it to me, I'm gonna destroy it. 1783 01:52:56,317 --> 01:52:57,736 But I'll let you live. 1784 01:52:58,403 --> 01:52:59,946 Don't make me a murderer, Peter. 1785 01:53:02,824 --> 01:53:04,451 Okay, guys, here he comes. 1786 01:53:11,166 --> 01:53:14,794 Hey, Max! I missed you, man. Ho! 1787 01:53:16,755 --> 01:53:18,298 All right, mj, heads up! 1788 01:53:19,341 --> 01:53:20,508 Got it! Close it. 1789 01:53:24,554 --> 01:53:26,639 - Ned, it's not closing. - Yeah, I know. 1790 01:53:26,723 --> 01:53:28,308 - Why isn't it closing? - I don't know. 1791 01:53:28,391 --> 01:53:31,436 - Did you close it before? No? - I mean, I've opened some. 1792 01:53:40,362 --> 01:53:42,781 Max, Max, Max. Can we talk for a second? 1793 01:53:42,864 --> 01:53:44,949 - Just you and me, just talk? - Look who showed up. 1794 01:53:45,658 --> 01:53:46,951 My old friend spider-man. 1795 01:53:47,035 --> 01:53:48,995 I'm trying to save you. That's all I've wanted. 1796 01:53:49,079 --> 01:53:50,663 - You're not trying to save me. - I am. 1797 01:53:50,747 --> 01:53:52,540 You ain't even the shit no more. 1798 01:53:52,624 --> 01:53:55,960 - Oh. - Don't worry about me. I'll save myself. 1799 01:53:56,670 --> 01:53:59,381 - Burn up! - Oh! 1800 01:53:59,464 --> 01:54:01,091 Well, I got his attention. Now what? 1801 01:54:01,174 --> 01:54:02,676 Okay, great. 1802 01:54:03,426 --> 01:54:06,429 Uh, just fyi, lizard guy's here too. 1803 01:54:08,139 --> 01:54:09,557 Guys, comm check. Hello? 1804 01:54:10,767 --> 01:54:13,353 - I need Max's cure! - Yeah. I'm on it. 1805 01:54:14,312 --> 01:54:16,314 Peter, I need the lizard cure. 1806 01:54:16,398 --> 01:54:17,691 Okay, okay. 1807 01:54:23,029 --> 01:54:24,739 Where's the box, Peter? 1808 01:54:24,823 --> 01:54:27,617 - Flint, we could help everyone. - I don't care! 1809 01:54:39,004 --> 01:54:40,004 Sorry! 1810 01:54:40,714 --> 01:54:41,923 Ugh. Gross! 1811 01:54:42,632 --> 01:54:45,301 Sad to tell you, sandman, nobody's going home. 1812 01:55:23,048 --> 01:55:26,051 Oh! What the hell is going on out there? 1813 01:55:26,134 --> 01:55:27,886 I keep yelling at you, Peter 2! 1814 01:55:27,969 --> 01:55:31,097 - But I thought you were Peter 2. - What? I'm not Peter 2. 1815 01:55:31,181 --> 01:55:33,433 Stop arguing, both of you! Listen to Peter 1. 1816 01:55:33,516 --> 01:55:36,436 - We're clearly not very good at this. - I know, I know. We suck. 1817 01:55:36,519 --> 01:55:39,356 - I don't know how to work as a team. - Me neither. 1818 01:55:39,439 --> 01:55:41,399 I do. I've been in a team, okay? 1819 01:55:41,483 --> 01:55:44,110 I don't wanna brag, but I will. I was in the avengers. 1820 01:55:44,194 --> 01:55:45,528 - The avengers? - Yeah. 1821 01:55:45,612 --> 01:55:46,821 - That's great. - Thank you. 1822 01:55:46,905 --> 01:55:47,905 What is that? 1823 01:55:48,948 --> 01:55:50,158 You don't have the avengers? 1824 01:55:50,241 --> 01:55:51,743 Is that a band? Are you in a band? 1825 01:55:51,826 --> 01:55:55,205 No, I'm not in a band. The avengers is earth's mightiest... 1826 01:55:55,288 --> 01:55:57,040 - How's this helping? - It's not important. 1827 01:55:57,123 --> 01:55:58,958 All we gotta do is focus, trust your tingle, 1828 01:55:59,042 --> 01:56:00,460 and coordinate our attacks. 1829 01:56:00,543 --> 01:56:03,254 Yes. Okay. Let's pick one target. 1830 01:56:03,338 --> 01:56:05,715 - Right. - We take them off the board one at a time. 1831 01:56:05,799 --> 01:56:08,385 - You got it. Okay, Peter 1, Peter 2. - Peter 2. 1832 01:56:08,468 --> 01:56:09,761 - Peter 3. - Peter 3. 1833 01:56:09,844 --> 01:56:11,763 - Let's do this. Ready? - Wait, wait! 1834 01:56:12,722 --> 01:56:13,932 I love you guys. 1835 01:56:16,601 --> 01:56:17,727 Thank you. 1836 01:56:19,354 --> 01:56:20,897 - All right, let's do this. - Let's go. 1837 01:56:50,844 --> 01:56:54,347 Okay, spider-mans. Sandman's first. 1838 01:56:55,515 --> 01:56:58,351 - I'm gonna lead him inside the statue. - I'll meet you at the top. 1839 01:57:01,312 --> 01:57:03,148 - Come on! - Hey! 1840 01:57:06,109 --> 01:57:08,987 - Hey, dr Connors. - Hello, Peter. 1841 01:57:10,280 --> 01:57:11,489 Peter 1! 1842 01:57:11,573 --> 01:57:12,573 I got it! 1843 01:57:24,169 --> 01:57:26,629 Flint, we're trying to help you! 1844 01:57:28,715 --> 01:57:30,383 Guys, I'm at the top! 1845 01:57:30,467 --> 01:57:34,054 I need the cure! 1846 01:57:34,137 --> 01:57:35,680 I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. 1847 01:57:36,639 --> 01:57:41,478 Just wait your turn, doc! 1848 01:57:41,561 --> 01:57:42,687 I'll be right back. 1849 01:58:19,933 --> 01:58:21,142 It's okay, flint. 1850 01:58:23,395 --> 01:58:25,021 We're gonna get you home. 1851 01:58:25,814 --> 01:58:27,732 You just stay right here. 1852 01:58:32,362 --> 01:58:34,989 How do we stop him? I've never seen him this powerful. 1853 01:58:35,073 --> 01:58:37,367 It's the arc reactor. We gotta get it off him. 1854 01:58:37,450 --> 01:58:39,369 You're not gonna take this from me. 1855 01:58:41,955 --> 01:58:42,955 That's not gonna work. 1856 01:58:48,169 --> 01:58:49,796 We gotta do this up close. 1857 01:58:49,879 --> 01:58:52,716 Peter 2, go right. Peter 3, go left. On me. 1858 01:58:57,762 --> 01:58:58,762 Yeah! 1859 01:59:19,325 --> 01:59:20,201 Um... 1860 01:59:20,285 --> 01:59:23,413 I'm trying to close it. I can't help that it's not working. 1861 01:59:23,496 --> 01:59:26,332 It's fine. You'll do it again. We'll keep trying. 1862 01:59:26,416 --> 01:59:29,544 - All right, we got this. Shh. - Focus and close the portal. 1863 01:59:32,881 --> 01:59:34,632 Oh, no. No, no, no. 1864 01:59:34,716 --> 01:59:37,260 And that is a lizard and we should go! 1865 01:59:41,806 --> 01:59:42,806 Run! 1866 01:59:43,683 --> 01:59:46,144 Come on! Come on, this way! Quick, quick, quick! 1867 01:59:46,227 --> 01:59:47,604 Connors, stop! 1868 01:59:54,986 --> 01:59:57,989 Yeah. 1869 02:00:10,460 --> 02:00:13,004 Leave them. They're mine. 1870 02:00:13,088 --> 02:00:15,674 I don't need your help. I got it just fine. 1871 02:00:15,757 --> 02:00:17,926 Dr octavius, no. 1872 02:00:20,512 --> 02:00:21,888 What are you doing? 1873 02:00:23,556 --> 02:00:24,766 Get it off of me. 1874 02:00:35,735 --> 02:00:36,861 There you go. 1875 02:00:56,089 --> 02:00:57,089 Mj! 1876 02:01:07,600 --> 02:01:08,768 Whoa. 1877 02:01:09,352 --> 02:01:11,104 - We gotta hide this thing. - Oh, right. 1878 02:01:15,358 --> 02:01:16,985 - Nice, ned! - Yeah! 1879 02:01:18,236 --> 02:01:19,236 Oh. 1880 02:01:20,655 --> 02:01:21,573 Where is he? 1881 02:01:21,656 --> 02:01:23,199 - No! - Wait, wait, wait. 1882 02:01:23,283 --> 02:01:27,328 Before you do anything, mister... Doctor strange, Peter's plan is working. 1883 02:01:27,412 --> 02:01:29,164 - What plan? - He's curing them. 1884 02:01:38,214 --> 02:01:39,341 Dr Connors? 1885 02:01:42,761 --> 02:01:43,845 Welcome back, sir. 1886 02:01:45,930 --> 02:01:47,182 Well, I'll be damned. 1887 02:01:50,143 --> 02:01:51,770 Did you just open a portal? 1888 02:01:52,771 --> 02:01:53,938 Yes, sir, I did. 1889 02:01:54,731 --> 02:01:55,982 Hmm. 1890 02:02:01,696 --> 02:02:04,783 Max? Max? 1891 02:02:05,533 --> 02:02:08,661 - Don't worry. I'm all tapped out. - Are you sure about that? 1892 02:02:10,622 --> 02:02:11,915 Back to being a nobody. 1893 02:02:11,998 --> 02:02:15,293 - You were never a nobody, Max. - Yes, I was. 1894 02:02:15,919 --> 02:02:18,004 You didn't see me. 1895 02:02:18,546 --> 02:02:21,216 - Can I tell you something, though? - Yeah. 1896 02:02:22,258 --> 02:02:24,010 You got a nice face. You're just a kid. 1897 02:02:25,011 --> 02:02:26,680 - Eh. - You're from queens. 1898 02:02:27,806 --> 02:02:31,059 You got that suit. You help a lot of poor people. 1899 02:02:31,142 --> 02:02:32,977 I just thought you was gonna be black. 1900 02:02:34,187 --> 02:02:36,564 - Oh, man, I'm sorry. - Don't apologise. 1901 02:02:36,648 --> 02:02:39,067 There's gotta be a black spider-man somewhere out there. 1902 02:02:42,529 --> 02:02:43,738 Goddamn eels. 1903 02:02:47,492 --> 02:02:48,910 The power of the sun. 1904 02:02:52,080 --> 02:02:54,958 - In the palm of your hand. - Peter? 1905 02:02:57,544 --> 02:02:58,544 Otto. 1906 02:03:00,338 --> 02:03:02,132 Oh, it's good to see you, dear boy. 1907 02:03:02,966 --> 02:03:04,342 It's good to see you. 1908 02:03:05,135 --> 02:03:06,344 You're all grown up. 1909 02:03:08,096 --> 02:03:09,139 How are you? 1910 02:03:11,433 --> 02:03:12,475 Trying to do better. 1911 02:03:19,899 --> 02:03:21,776 - Strange, wait, we're so close. - Skip it! 1912 02:03:21,860 --> 02:03:24,654 I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon for 12 hours. 1913 02:03:24,738 --> 02:03:27,824 I know, I know, I know. I, uh... um... 1914 02:03:28,658 --> 02:03:30,493 I'm sorry about that, sir. I mean... 1915 02:03:30,577 --> 02:03:33,580 - You went to the Grand Canyon? - He could have used your help. 1916 02:03:33,663 --> 02:03:35,832 It's okay. These are my new friends. 1917 02:03:35,915 --> 02:03:38,376 This is Peter Parker, Peter Parker. Spider-man, spider-man. 1918 02:03:38,460 --> 02:03:40,060 - They're mes from other universes. - Oh. 1919 02:03:40,128 --> 02:03:42,881 They're here to help. This is the wizard I told you about. 1920 02:03:42,964 --> 02:03:46,301 I am really impressed that you've managed to give them all a second chance, kid. 1921 02:03:47,510 --> 02:03:49,637 But this has to end. Now. 1922 02:03:49,721 --> 02:03:53,099 Can the spider-man come out to play? 1923 02:04:15,038 --> 02:04:16,247 Strange, no! 1924 02:04:45,527 --> 02:04:46,736 Are you okay? 1925 02:04:47,821 --> 02:04:48,697 Yeah. 1926 02:04:48,780 --> 02:04:49,948 I'm okay. 1927 02:04:52,951 --> 02:04:54,077 Are you okay? 1928 02:05:10,093 --> 02:05:12,345 Whoa. 1929 02:06:11,613 --> 02:06:13,114 Thank you, mr cape, sir. 1930 02:06:16,451 --> 02:06:17,451 Ned? 1931 02:06:18,703 --> 02:06:19,746 - Ned! - Hey! 1932 02:06:24,376 --> 02:06:25,293 Mj! 1933 02:06:25,377 --> 02:06:26,544 Peter? 1934 02:06:26,628 --> 02:06:28,463 - Ned! - Peter! 1935 02:06:29,339 --> 02:06:30,507 Hey! 1936 02:06:30,590 --> 02:06:32,634 - Are you okay? - We're okay! 1937 02:06:46,773 --> 02:06:52,278 Poor Peter. Too weak to send me home to die. 1938 02:06:53,029 --> 02:06:54,029 No. 1939 02:06:54,739 --> 02:06:56,449 I just wanna kill you myself. 1940 02:06:57,283 --> 02:06:58,283 Attaboy. 1941 02:08:48,478 --> 02:08:50,105 She was there... 1942 02:08:50,814 --> 02:08:52,816 Because of you. 1943 02:08:52,899 --> 02:08:55,151 I may have struck the blow, 1944 02:08:56,069 --> 02:08:57,487 but you... 1945 02:09:00,907 --> 02:09:04,119 You are the one that killed her. 1946 02:09:31,062 --> 02:09:32,062 Peter. 1947 02:09:45,535 --> 02:09:46,745 What have I done? 1948 02:09:50,832 --> 02:09:52,667 - It's you. - You okay? 1949 02:09:52,751 --> 02:09:55,879 Uh... yeah, I'm good. I've been stabbed before. 1950 02:09:55,962 --> 02:09:57,589 - Oh, good, good, good. - Hey. 1951 02:09:57,672 --> 02:10:00,050 - Oh, man. - Hey, nice catch. 1952 02:10:01,176 --> 02:10:02,176 Nice throw. 1953 02:10:04,679 --> 02:10:08,475 - What? Is that happening, or am I dying? - Yeah, no, that's happening. 1954 02:10:08,558 --> 02:10:10,894 - That's real. - Are there people in the sky? 1955 02:10:19,611 --> 02:10:21,863 - I gotta go. - Yeah. I got it. You okay? 1956 02:10:26,368 --> 02:10:27,660 What's happening? 1957 02:10:27,744 --> 02:10:29,954 They're starting to come through. I can't stop them. 1958 02:10:30,038 --> 02:10:33,083 There's gotta be something we could do. Can't you just cast the spell again? 1959 02:10:33,166 --> 02:10:34,918 The original way, before I screwed it up. 1960 02:10:35,001 --> 02:10:36,920 We're too late for that. They're here. 1961 02:10:37,837 --> 02:10:39,881 They're here because of you. 1962 02:10:45,345 --> 02:10:46,846 What if everyone forgot who I was? 1963 02:10:46,930 --> 02:10:47,930 What? 1964 02:10:48,306 --> 02:10:51,226 They're coming here because of me, right? Because I'm Peter Parker? 1965 02:10:51,810 --> 02:10:52,977 So cast a new spell. 1966 02:10:53,061 --> 02:10:55,480 But this time, make everyone forget who Peter Parker is. 1967 02:10:55,563 --> 02:10:56,940 Make everyone forget... 1968 02:10:58,900 --> 02:11:00,318 - Me. - No. 1969 02:11:00,402 --> 02:11:03,196 - But it would work, right? - Yeah, it would work. 1970 02:11:04,614 --> 02:11:07,200 But you gotta understand that would mean that everyone 1971 02:11:07,283 --> 02:11:09,828 who knows and loves you, we... 1972 02:11:11,996 --> 02:11:13,873 We'd have no memory of you. 1973 02:11:15,667 --> 02:11:17,502 It would be as though you never existed. 1974 02:11:20,880 --> 02:11:21,880 I know. 1975 02:11:23,758 --> 02:11:25,051 Do it. 1976 02:11:28,680 --> 02:11:31,349 You better go and say your goodbyes. You don't have long. 1977 02:11:31,975 --> 02:11:34,019 - Thank you, sir. - Call me Stephen. 1978 02:11:37,689 --> 02:11:38,689 Thank you, Stephen. 1979 02:11:40,608 --> 02:11:43,403 Yeah. Still feels weird. 1980 02:11:46,072 --> 02:11:47,365 I'll see you around. 1981 02:11:49,200 --> 02:11:50,243 So long, kid. 1982 02:11:58,251 --> 02:11:59,586 Hey. Uh... 1983 02:12:00,211 --> 02:12:02,756 I think this is it. I think you're about to go home. 1984 02:12:02,839 --> 02:12:04,341 - Okay. - All right. 1985 02:12:04,424 --> 02:12:06,301 Look, I, uh... 1986 02:12:07,844 --> 02:12:08,845 Thank you. 1987 02:12:09,763 --> 02:12:12,891 I just wanna... I want you to... I wanna tell you that... 1988 02:12:13,600 --> 02:12:15,560 I don't know how to say this. I... 1989 02:12:15,643 --> 02:12:17,312 - Peter. - I want you to know that I... 1990 02:12:19,022 --> 02:12:21,524 You know. It's what we do. 1991 02:12:23,401 --> 02:12:25,528 Yeah, it's what we do. Um... 1992 02:12:26,321 --> 02:12:28,782 Right, I gotta find ned and mj. I... 1993 02:12:28,865 --> 02:12:32,285 Uh... Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1994 02:12:36,664 --> 02:12:39,167 - I guess I'll see you. - See you. 1995 02:12:39,250 --> 02:12:40,250 Bye. 1996 02:12:42,754 --> 02:12:44,631 - Oh. - You're in so much pain, huh? 1997 02:12:44,714 --> 02:12:45,840 - I am. - Yeah. 1998 02:12:49,928 --> 02:12:51,971 Oh, you're okay. 1999 02:12:52,931 --> 02:12:54,057 So proud of you. 2000 02:12:55,141 --> 02:12:57,477 - Are you okay? - Yeah, we're okay. 2001 02:12:57,560 --> 02:12:59,979 - Oh, my god, you're bleeding. - I'm fine. I'm okay. 2002 02:13:00,063 --> 02:13:01,481 - You sure? - I'm fine, I promise. 2003 02:13:02,148 --> 02:13:03,400 - Okay, okay. - I promise. 2004 02:13:03,483 --> 02:13:04,483 Good. 2005 02:13:05,902 --> 02:13:08,196 Um, we should go, right? 2006 02:13:10,740 --> 02:13:13,535 Yeah. You're gonna forget who I am. 2007 02:13:15,537 --> 02:13:17,831 - What? - Forget? What are you talking about? 2008 02:13:19,249 --> 02:13:23,962 It's okay. I'm gonna come and find you, and I'll explain everything. 2009 02:13:25,880 --> 02:13:27,424 I'll make you remember me. 2010 02:13:28,258 --> 02:13:31,344 And it'll be like none of this ever happened. Okay? 2011 02:13:31,428 --> 02:13:34,764 But what if that doesn't work? What if that doesn't work? 2012 02:13:34,848 --> 02:13:37,225 What if we can't remember you? I don't wanna do that. 2013 02:13:37,976 --> 02:13:40,854 - I don't wanna do that. - I know. Mj, I know. 2014 02:13:40,937 --> 02:13:44,399 There's not something we can do? We can't come up with a plan? 2015 02:13:44,482 --> 02:13:45,984 There's always something we can do. 2016 02:13:48,111 --> 02:13:49,320 There's nothing we can do. 2017 02:13:53,950 --> 02:13:55,035 But it'll be okay. 2018 02:13:59,539 --> 02:14:00,539 You promise? 2019 02:14:03,543 --> 02:14:04,836 Yeah, I promise. 2020 02:14:16,264 --> 02:14:17,766 I'll come find you, okay? 2021 02:14:18,391 --> 02:14:19,642 I know you will. 2022 02:14:21,144 --> 02:14:22,228 - Okay. - Okay. 2023 02:14:24,647 --> 02:14:25,940 You better. 2024 02:14:27,901 --> 02:14:31,696 If you don't, I'll just figure it out. I've done it before, I can do it again. 2025 02:14:33,406 --> 02:14:34,908 I promise, I'll fix this. 2026 02:14:36,284 --> 02:14:37,535 I really hate magic. 2027 02:14:39,245 --> 02:14:40,372 Yeah. Me too. 2028 02:14:45,126 --> 02:14:46,211 I love you. 2029 02:14:52,634 --> 02:14:54,052 - I love... - Just wait. 2030 02:14:55,261 --> 02:14:57,597 Wait and tell me when you see me again. 2031 02:14:59,599 --> 02:15:00,599 Sure. 2032 02:16:28,229 --> 02:16:29,229 I love you. 2033 02:17:08,228 --> 02:17:11,272 It's been a few weeks since the fiasco on the statue of Liberty, 2034 02:17:11,356 --> 02:17:14,317 and spider-man's cultists continue to contend 2035 02:17:14,401 --> 02:17:16,861 that the vile vigilante is a hero. 2036 02:17:17,737 --> 02:17:21,908 If he were a hero, he'd unmask himself and tell us who he really is 2037 02:17:21,991 --> 02:17:25,495 because only a coward conceals his identity. 2038 02:17:25,578 --> 02:17:28,748 Only a coward hides his true intentions. 2039 02:17:28,832 --> 02:17:30,917 Rest assured, ladies and gentlemen, 2040 02:17:31,001 --> 02:17:35,296 this reporter will uncover those intentions, come hell or high water. 2041 02:17:35,380 --> 02:17:40,051 Hi. My name is Peter Parker. You don't know me, but I... uh... 2042 02:17:41,720 --> 02:17:44,305 Hi, my name is Peter Parker, and you don't know me, but you... 2043 02:17:48,101 --> 02:17:49,185 Okay, come on. 2044 02:17:51,563 --> 02:17:54,065 - No way. - Hard to believe, isn't it? 2045 02:18:02,032 --> 02:18:03,366 Hey. 2046 02:18:09,414 --> 02:18:11,875 One sec. Can I help you? 2047 02:18:11,958 --> 02:18:13,585 Hi. Um... 2048 02:18:13,668 --> 02:18:16,338 My name is Peter Parker, and I... 2049 02:18:20,050 --> 02:18:22,719 Would like a coffee, please. 2050 02:18:23,511 --> 02:18:25,722 Okay, no problem, Peter Parker. 2051 02:18:32,312 --> 02:18:34,689 Doughnut for my fellow engineer. 2052 02:18:35,398 --> 02:18:38,610 - Whoa. Wait, what? - Mit, they're the engineers. The mascot. 2053 02:18:38,693 --> 02:18:41,196 Oh, right, right, right. I should probably know that. 2054 02:18:41,279 --> 02:18:45,283 - Look at you with the school spirit. - Tell anybody, I will deny it. 2055 02:18:45,367 --> 02:18:46,576 Oh, okay. 2056 02:18:56,753 --> 02:18:58,963 Peter Parker? Peter Parker. 2057 02:18:59,714 --> 02:19:00,882 Your coffee. 2058 02:19:00,965 --> 02:19:02,509 - Right. Thank you. - Mm-hm. 2059 02:19:02,592 --> 02:19:03,592 Um... 2060 02:19:05,345 --> 02:19:06,805 Are you excited for mit? 2061 02:19:08,306 --> 02:19:10,934 Oh, right. Yeah. Uh... 2062 02:19:11,935 --> 02:19:13,978 Yeah, I am excited, which is weird 2063 02:19:14,062 --> 02:19:16,398 'cause I don't really get excited about things. 2064 02:19:16,481 --> 02:19:18,149 I kind of expect disappointment. 2065 02:19:18,233 --> 02:19:20,527 'Cause then you'll never actually be disappointed. 2066 02:19:21,444 --> 02:19:22,444 Right? 2067 02:19:23,446 --> 02:19:24,446 Uh... 2068 02:19:25,281 --> 02:19:27,033 Yeah. Right. 2069 02:19:28,368 --> 02:19:32,288 I don't know, it kind of feels different this time for some reason. 2070 02:19:43,216 --> 02:19:44,592 Right. Um... 2071 02:19:45,885 --> 02:19:47,804 What I was... 2072 02:19:56,479 --> 02:19:57,479 You okay? 2073 02:19:58,773 --> 02:20:00,400 It doesn't really hurt anymore. 2074 02:20:11,536 --> 02:20:13,538 Is there anything else? 2075 02:20:26,301 --> 02:20:27,301 No. 2076 02:20:31,056 --> 02:20:32,098 Thank you. 2077 02:20:33,099 --> 02:20:34,099 No problem. 2078 02:20:40,482 --> 02:20:41,816 I'll, uh, see you around. 2079 02:21:47,090 --> 02:21:48,216 How'd you know her? 2080 02:21:52,137 --> 02:21:53,304 Through spider-man. 2081 02:21:54,305 --> 02:21:55,223 You? 2082 02:21:55,306 --> 02:21:56,349 Same. 2083 02:22:01,938 --> 02:22:03,732 I lost a good friend a while back. 2084 02:22:04,607 --> 02:22:05,608 Felt like this. 2085 02:22:08,570 --> 02:22:10,989 Hurts 'cause they're gone and then it hurts all over again 2086 02:22:11,072 --> 02:22:12,741 because you remember what they stood for 2087 02:22:12,824 --> 02:22:15,869 and you wonder, "is all that gone too?" 2088 02:22:20,707 --> 02:22:21,958 No, it's not gone. 2089 02:22:25,003 --> 02:22:26,629 Everyone that she helped... 2090 02:22:29,090 --> 02:22:30,216 They'll keep it going. 2091 02:22:31,593 --> 02:22:32,802 You really think so? 2092 02:22:34,095 --> 02:22:35,096 I know it. 2093 02:22:37,265 --> 02:22:40,643 - Take care of yourself, okay? - Yeah. Nice to meet you. 2094 02:22:48,068 --> 02:22:51,321 Rent is due on the first of the month. Don't be late. 2095 02:23:42,831 --> 02:23:45,250 Four-three-Edward, do you need ems assist? 2096 02:23:45,333 --> 02:23:46,876 Negative, central. 2097 02:23:46,960 --> 02:23:48,211 We're gonna need a car tow. 2098 02:24:33,757 --> 02:24:36,593 ♪ Three, that's the magic number ♪ 2099 02:24:37,177 --> 02:24:38,762 ♪ yes, it is ♪ 2100 02:24:38,845 --> 02:24:41,639 - ♪ it's the magic number ♪ - ♪ three ♪ 2101 02:24:41,723 --> 02:24:45,018 ♪ somewhere in this hip-hop soul community ♪ 2102 02:24:45,101 --> 02:24:46,853 ♪ was born three mase, dove and me ♪ 2103 02:24:46,936 --> 02:24:49,647 - ♪ and that's the magic number ♪ - ♪ what does it all mean? ♪ 2104 02:24:49,731 --> 02:24:51,566 ♪ Difficult preachin' is posdnuos' pleasure ♪ 2105 02:24:51,649 --> 02:24:53,449 ♪ pleasure and preachin' starts in the heart ♪ 2106 02:24:53,526 --> 02:24:55,588 ♪ something that stimulates my music in the measure ♪ 2107 02:24:55,612 --> 02:24:57,530 ♪ measure in the music raised in three parts ♪ 2108 02:24:57,614 --> 02:24:59,616 ♪ casually see but don't do like the soul ♪ 2109 02:24:59,699 --> 02:25:01,493 ♪ seein' and doin' are actions for monkeys ♪ 2110 02:25:01,576 --> 02:25:03,256 ♪ doin' hip-hop hustle, no rock 'n' roll ♪ 2111 02:25:03,328 --> 02:25:05,538 ♪ unless your name's Brewster 'cause Brewster's a punk ♪ 2112 02:25:05,622 --> 02:25:07,415 ♪ parents let go there's magic in the air ♪ 2113 02:25:07,499 --> 02:25:09,259 ♪ criticising rap shows you're out of order ♪ 2114 02:25:09,292 --> 02:25:11,395 ♪ stop, look and listen to the phrase, Fred astaires ♪ 2115 02:25:11,419 --> 02:25:13,648 ♪ don't get offended while mase do-si-dos your daughter ♪ 2116 02:25:13,672 --> 02:25:15,472 ♪ tri-camera rolls since our music's now set ♪ 2117 02:25:15,507 --> 02:25:17,347 ♪ fly rhymes are stored on a Daisy production ♪ 2118 02:25:17,384 --> 02:25:19,424 ♪ stands for "da inner sound, y'all" y'all can bet ♪ 2119 02:25:19,469 --> 02:25:21,629 ♪ the action's not a trick but sure enough a function ♪ 2120 02:25:21,680 --> 02:25:25,308 ♪ everybody wants to be a dj everybody wants to be an emcee ♪ 2121 02:25:25,392 --> 02:25:28,561 ♪ no more, no less and you don't have to guess ♪ 2122 02:25:28,645 --> 02:25:30,522 ♪ de la soul posse consists of three ♪ 2123 02:25:30,605 --> 02:25:33,400 - ♪ and that's the magic number ♪ - ♪ three ♪ 2124 02:25:33,483 --> 02:25:34,818 ♪ this here piece of the pie ♪ 2125 02:25:34,901 --> 02:25:36,701 ♪ is not dessert but the course that we dine ♪ 2126 02:25:36,778 --> 02:25:39,572 ♪ and three out of every darn time the effect is "mm" ♪ 2127 02:25:39,656 --> 02:25:42,701 ♪ when a Daisy grows in your mind showing true position ♪ 2128 02:25:42,784 --> 02:25:46,037 ♪ this here piece is kissin' the part of the pie that's missin' ♪ 2129 02:25:46,121 --> 02:25:48,873 ♪ when that negative number fills up your casualty ♪ 2130 02:25:48,957 --> 02:25:51,334 - ♪ three ♪ - ♪ maybe you can subtract it ♪ 2131 02:25:51,418 --> 02:25:53,336 ♪ you can call it your lucky partner ♪ 2132 02:25:53,420 --> 02:25:56,089 ♪ maybe you can call it your adjective ♪ 2133 02:25:57,173 --> 02:26:00,927 ♪ but odd as it may be without my 1 and 2, where would there be ♪ 2134 02:26:01,011 --> 02:26:02,429 ♪ my three: Mase, pos and me ♪ 2135 02:26:02,512 --> 02:26:05,265 - ♪ and that's the magic number ♪ - ♪ what does it all mean? ♪ 2136 02:26:05,348 --> 02:26:07,028 ♪ Focus is formed by flaunts to the soul ♪ 2137 02:26:07,100 --> 02:26:09,352 ♪ souls who flaunt styles gain praises by pounds ♪ 2138 02:26:09,436 --> 02:26:11,163 ♪ common are speakers who honour the scroll ♪ 2139 02:26:11,187 --> 02:26:13,440 ♪ scrolls written daily creates a new sound ♪ 2140 02:26:13,523 --> 02:26:15,403 ♪ listeners, listen 'cause this here is wisdom ♪ 2141 02:26:15,442 --> 02:26:17,152 ♪ wisdom of a speaker, a dove and a plug ♪ 2142 02:26:17,235 --> 02:26:18,987 ♪ set aside a legal substance to feed them ♪ 2143 02:26:19,070 --> 02:26:21,322 ♪ for now get them high off this dialect drug ♪ 2144 02:26:21,406 --> 02:26:23,166 ♪ time is a factor so it's time that counts ♪ 2145 02:26:23,241 --> 02:26:25,201 ♪ count not the negative actions of one ♪ 2146 02:26:25,285 --> 02:26:27,037 ♪ speakers of soul say it's time to shout ♪ 2147 02:26:27,120 --> 02:26:29,122 ♪ three forms the soul to a positive sum ♪ 2148 02:26:29,205 --> 02:26:31,124 ♪ dance to this fix and flex every muscle ♪ 2149 02:26:31,207 --> 02:26:33,167 ♪ space can be filled if you rise like my lumber ♪ 2150 02:26:33,209 --> 02:26:35,086 ♪ advance to the tune but don't do the hustle ♪ 2151 02:26:35,170 --> 02:26:37,297 ♪ shake, rattle, roll to my magic number ♪ 2152 02:26:37,380 --> 02:26:41,134 ♪ now, you may try to subtract it but it just won't go away ♪ 2153 02:26:41,217 --> 02:26:43,595 - ♪ three times one? ♪ - ♪ what is it? ♪ 2154 02:26:45,221 --> 02:26:47,557 - ♪ One times three times one ♪ - ♪ what is it? ♪ 2155 02:26:49,059 --> 02:26:51,227 - ♪ Three times one ♪ - ♪ what is it? ♪ 2156 02:26:51,311 --> 02:26:52,937 ♪ Three, three, three ♪ 2157 02:26:53,021 --> 02:26:57,859 ♪ that's a magic number ♪ 2158 02:27:02,989 --> 02:27:03,989 Okay. 2159 02:27:05,533 --> 02:27:07,035 Okay, I think I got this. 2160 02:27:07,118 --> 02:27:10,830 You're saying that this whole place here, 2161 02:27:10,914 --> 02:27:12,832 it's just tons of... 2162 02:27:14,000 --> 02:27:15,377 Superpeople. 2163 02:27:15,460 --> 02:27:18,171 And he has been saying it for hours. 2164 02:27:18,963 --> 02:27:22,092 All right, tell me again. I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. 2165 02:27:22,175 --> 02:27:26,012 There was a billionaire, he had a tin suit and he could fly, right? 2166 02:27:28,348 --> 02:27:31,351 Okay, and there was a really angry green man. 2167 02:27:31,434 --> 02:27:32,977 - Hulk. - Hulk. 2168 02:27:33,061 --> 02:27:35,438 And you thought lethal protector was a shit name. 2169 02:27:35,522 --> 02:27:37,565 Yeah, because it is. 2170 02:27:37,649 --> 02:27:41,986 Now tell me again about your purple alien that loves stones. 2171 02:27:42,070 --> 02:27:44,739 'Cause I'll tell you what, man, aliens do not love stones. 2172 02:27:44,823 --> 02:27:46,825 - Eddie, don't start. - They don't. 2173 02:27:46,908 --> 02:27:48,910 Know what aliens love? Eating brains. 2174 02:27:48,993 --> 02:27:51,162 Because that's what they do. All right? 2175 02:27:51,246 --> 02:27:53,873 Señor, he made my family disappear. 2176 02:27:55,291 --> 02:27:56,334 For five years. 2177 02:27:57,752 --> 02:27:58,795 Five years? 2178 02:28:01,089 --> 02:28:02,215 That's a long time. 2179 02:28:04,884 --> 02:28:06,219 Maybe I... 2180 02:28:06,302 --> 02:28:09,014 Maybe I should go to New York and speak to this... 2181 02:28:10,557 --> 02:28:11,558 Spider-man. 2182 02:28:11,641 --> 02:28:14,686 Eddie, we are drunk. 2183 02:28:16,521 --> 02:28:18,982 - Let's go skinny-dip! - I don't think we should skinny-dip. 2184 02:28:19,065 --> 02:28:20,191 You have to pay the bill. 2185 02:28:20,984 --> 02:28:22,318 What is happening? No! 2186 02:28:22,402 --> 02:28:24,779 - No, we just got here! No, not again! - Oh... 2187 02:28:29,451 --> 02:28:30,618 And there he goes. 2188 02:28:31,327 --> 02:28:34,247 Without paying the bill, no tips, nothing. 2189 02:35:42,634 --> 02:35:46,304 Seniors, don't forget to schedule your graduation photo pickup. 2190 02:35:46,388 --> 02:35:49,057 Cafeteria safety is no joke. 2191 02:35:51,142 --> 02:35:54,354 Respect the signs, or pay the consequences. 2192 02:35:54,938 --> 02:35:57,691 This has been a message from the cafeteria safety council. 2193 02:35:57,774 --> 02:36:01,027 And now, Betty's corner, with Betty brant. 2194 02:36:01,611 --> 02:36:05,573 It seems like only yesterday that we were just starting the adventure 2195 02:36:05,657 --> 02:36:07,200 that we call high school. 2196 02:36:07,283 --> 02:36:09,619 And what an adventure it's been. 2197 02:36:10,537 --> 02:36:12,122 We learned new things. 2198 02:36:12,205 --> 02:36:14,040 We travelled the world. 2199 02:36:14,124 --> 02:36:15,667 We fell in love. 2200 02:36:15,750 --> 02:36:19,004 We almost died. Multiple times. 2201 02:36:19,087 --> 02:36:21,423 We made friendships that will last forever. 2202 02:36:21,506 --> 02:36:24,884 Also, some of us disappeared for five years and then reappeared. 2203 02:36:24,968 --> 02:36:26,970 But the less we talk about that, the better. 2204 02:36:27,721 --> 02:36:30,890 What's important is that we made it. 2205 02:36:30,974 --> 02:36:35,770 And as we look out on to an exciting and uncertain future, just remember: 2206 02:36:35,854 --> 02:36:38,815 The memories we've made here at midtown high 2207 02:36:38,898 --> 02:36:41,151 are the ones that we will Cherish forever. 2208 02:36:43,945 --> 02:36:45,572 That's midtown news for today, 2209 02:36:45,655 --> 02:36:48,450 and for one last time, this has been Betty brant. 2210 02:36:48,533 --> 02:36:49,534 Signing off. 2211 02:36:50,618 --> 02:36:53,913 Happy graduation! Go tigers!