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Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.64,0:00:11.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Sync & corrections by honeybunny\Nwww.addic7ed.com
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.26,0:00:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, still can't believe this sale.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.51,0:00:27.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Six thousand low-fold\Ndispenser napkins for $58?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.23,0:00:28.53,Default,,0,0,0,,What are they thinking?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.57,0:00:29.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.80,0:00:31.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, and they're\Ntwo-ply.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.54,0:00:33.52,Default,,0,0,0,,This is...\Nthis is a great day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.55,0:00:36.03,Default,,0,0,0,,A really great day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.07,0:00:39.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, look how big and empty\Nthe parking lot is,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.63,0:00:41.53,Default,,0,0,0,,huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.56,0:00:44.24,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you say you\Nget behind the wheel?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.27,0:00:45.40,Default,,0,0,0,,What would I do behind the wheel?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.43,0:00:46.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Drive.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.57,0:00:47.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that legal?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.80,0:00:49.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, no, but my father let me drive
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.54,0:00:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,when I was about your age.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.11,0:00:53.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Call it a perk for running\Nerrands with your dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.71,0:00:56.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's make this kitty purr.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.38,0:01:01.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm, go ahead.\NTry a turn.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.55,0:01:04.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, why are you groaning?\NYou're doing fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.89,0:01:07.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Rela... Tina, relax. Easy, easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.44,0:01:11.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.74,0:01:13.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, you're kind of headed toward
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.29,0:01:14.91,Default,,0,0,0,,the only other car in the lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.95,0:01:17.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You have plenty of time to turn, Tina,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.16,0:01:18.43,Default,,0,0,0,,so just go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.47,0:01:20.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Turn one way or the other...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.62,0:01:22.56,Default,,0,0,0,,You're just swerving back and forth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.59,0:01:24.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Turn one way and stick with it, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.59,0:01:29.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, for the love of God,\Nturn away or stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.51,0:01:31.46,Default,,0,0,0,,The brakes, Tina!\NOn the left!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.48,0:01:32.28,Default,,0,0,0,,You're about to hit that car!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.31,0:01:33.46,Default,,0,0,0,,The brakes!\NHit the brakes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.92,0:01:36.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God, it's bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.25,0:01:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I ruined the car!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.28,0:01:39.11,Default,,0,0,0,,You did.\NYou really did.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.15,0:01:41.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, uh...\NWell, that's... Ugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.99,0:01:43.13,Default,,0,0,0,,At least there doesn't seem to be
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.16,0:01:44.33,Default,,0,0,0,,any damage to the other car.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.36,0:01:46.46,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I see a dent!\NThere's a dent!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.49,0:01:49.22,Default,,0,0,0,,That-That's a ding. Not even.\NIt's like a little scratch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.26,0:01:49.99,Default,,0,0,0,,N-No, it's a dent!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.03,0:01:51.49,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, we'll leave a note.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.53,0:01:53.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, then again, for all we know,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.12,0:01:54.49,Default,,0,0,0,,that probably was there, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.52,0:01:56.27,Default,,0,0,0,,We have to leave a note!\NWe have to leave a note!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.30,0:01:58.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, okay! You're-\NYou're so honest.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.61,0:01:59.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Who raised you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.81,0:02:00.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.84,0:02:02.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Da... It was me. I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.71,0:02:06.46,Default,,0,0,0,,What's with the cab?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.50,0:02:07.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, where's the car?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.56,0:02:09.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, the car is in the shop.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.17,0:02:10.64,Default,,0,0,0,,There was a little accident and...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.67,0:02:11.71,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.74,0:02:13.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, Lin, Lin.\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.14,0:02:15.14,Default,,0,0,0,,What happened?\NCalm down. We hit a parked car.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.17,0:02:16.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you okay?\NWhat happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.47,0:02:17.97,Default,,0,0,0,,My baby, wa...\NLook at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.01,0:02:19.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at me. Oh, God.\NWe're fine. Tina is fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.69,0:02:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my baby.\NOh, my baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.66,0:02:23.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, how'd you manage\Nto hit a parked car?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.86,0:02:25.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you drunk?\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.47,0:02:26.94,Default,,0,0,0,,You smell like wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.97,0:02:28.77,Default,,0,0,0,,We-we were coming out
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.80,0:02:30.03,Default,,0,0,0,,of the restaurant supply store and...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.07,0:02:31.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.72,0:02:33.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob's Burgers.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.26,0:02:34.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hi, Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.66,0:02:35.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, he's right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.88,0:02:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Jimmy Pesto.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.14,0:02:38.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh, what does he want?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.35,0:02:39.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.81,0:02:41.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Bob, want to hear\Na knock-knock joke?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.77,0:02:42.87,Default,,0,0,0,,No.\NKnock-knock.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.90,0:02:44.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm really not in the mood.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.20,0:02:45.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Knock-knock!\NUgh, who's there?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.67,0:02:47.51,Default,,0,0,0,,You hit my car, dumbass.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.54,0:02:49.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Eh, classic knock-knock.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.04,0:02:51.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You've got to be kidding me.\NThat was your car?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.09,0:02:53.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you or did you not\Nhear my knock-knock joke?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.28,0:02:54.48,Default,,0,0,0,,O-Okay, look,\Nwhat happened was...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.51,0:02:55.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.76,0:02:57.34,Default,,0,0,0,,tell it to your insurance company.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.38,0:02:59.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, come on, Jimmy.\NI don't want my rates to go up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.57,0:03:01.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll just pay\Nwhatever the damage is and...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.35,0:03:02.73,Default,,0,0,0,,No way. Not on\Nyour salary.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.77,0:03:04.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't have time for you to work out
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.59,0:03:06.06,Default,,0,0,0,,an eight-cents-a-month\Npayment plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.09,0:03:07.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha. He's poor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.19,0:03:08.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.54,0:03:10.15,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll go through\Nmy insurance. Good-bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.19,0:03:12.22,Default,,0,0,0,,You drive like a fart!\NFart.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.25,0:03:14.15,Default,,0,0,0,,So what happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.18,0:03:17.38,Default,,0,0,0,,So anyway, I was driving,\Nand I ran into what turned out
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.42,0:03:19.26,Default,,0,0,0,,to be Jimmy Pesto's car\Nin the parking lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.29,0:03:20.86,Default,,0,0,0,,But, Dad, I was...\NCome on, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.89,0:03:22.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Help me carry the napkins\Ndown to the basement.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.62,0:03:24.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.\NHelp you carry napkins?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.46,0:03:26.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, Dad, be sure to lift\Nwith your legs.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.39,0:03:27.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha-ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.59,0:03:29.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Use the hand truck.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.10,0:03:30.89,Default,,0,0,0,,You shouldn't be carrying\Nanything at your age.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.91,0:03:33.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, you're pregnant.\NYou sit down, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.45,0:03:35.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, while your car is in the shop,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.25,0:03:36.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I can drive you guys around.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.55,0:03:37.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, thank you, Mort,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.92,0:03:39.55,Default,,0,0,0,,but we don't need to go anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.59,0:03:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,\Nwe'd get to ride in the hearse?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.16,0:03:44.23,Default,,0,0,0,,There's lots of places we need to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.26,0:03:45.52,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Where?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.56,0:03:47.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Nightclubs, day clubs, smoky cafes...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.50,0:03:49.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Chinatown, Thai Town...\NLibrary.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.00,0:03:52.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Great, I'm heading out now\Nif you want to come with.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.27,0:03:53.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I call shotgun.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.34,0:03:54.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I call coffin.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.47,0:03:55.73,Default,,0,0,0,,No fair, I want coffin!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.77,0:03:57.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Good, it was a trick!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.14,0:03:58.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm too scared to ride coffin.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.84,0:04:01.41,Default,,0,0,0,,So we just have to say\NI was driving, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.45,0:04:03.15,Default,,0,0,0,,That's lying.\NThat's not right.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.18,0:04:04.64,Default,,0,0,0,,That's true, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.68,0:04:06.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Lying is wrong,\Nand you should never do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.85,0:04:08.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Unless an idiot named Jimmy Pesto
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.62,0:04:10.49,Default,,0,0,0,,makes you go through\Ninsurance, which he is.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.52,0:04:12.48,Default,,0,0,0,,So we have to lie this one time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.52,0:04:15.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What's next? Perjury?\NHuman trafficking?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.33,0:04:17.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, our insurance will go up\Na little, but we'll be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.63,0:04:18.97,Default,,0,0,0,,We just can't tell anyone about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.00,0:04:20.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Even Mom?\NUgh, especially Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.93,0:04:21.96,Default,,0,0,0,,She can't lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.00,0:04:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,But I can't lie, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.53,0:04:25.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what, it's\Nnot even really a lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.64,0:04:26.74,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a secret.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.77,0:04:28.60,Default,,0,0,0,,It's our shared secret.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.64,0:04:30.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh, maybe if I had a backstory?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.64,0:04:32.00,Default,,0,0,0,,A backstory?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.04,0:04:34.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Do I have a boyfriend in this scenario?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.71,0:04:37.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, we should probably just\Nstick to the necessary facts.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.55,0:04:38.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.68,0:04:40.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, all right,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.22,0:04:42.32,Default,,0,0,0,,you have a secret boyfriend\Nin this scenario.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.35,0:04:44.02,Default,,0,0,0,,One that you can't ever talk about.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.05,0:04:45.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What's his name?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.49,0:04:46.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, Sebastian.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.02,0:04:48.82,Default,,0,0,0,,He plays lacrosse, and he loves me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.86,0:04:50.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm.\NBut he loves lacrosse more.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.86,0:04:52.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, yeah.\NHow long is his hair?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.73,0:04:54.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I-I don't know,\Nbut it's greasy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.65,0:04:56.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.12,0:04:58.59,Default,,0,0,0,,So Mort, what special features\Ndoes this baby have?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.62,0:05:00.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Special features?\NLike what?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.54,0:05:01.98,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, like an oil slick
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.01,0:05:03.86,Default,,0,0,0,,in case you're being followed\Nby mourners?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.89,0:05:05.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no, no, nothing like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.56,0:05:06.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Is there a hammer in case
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.84,0:05:08.31,Default,,0,0,0,,one of them comes back to life?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.35,0:05:09.37,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no hammers.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.40,0:05:11.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess you have to use\Nyour bare hands then.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.98,0:05:13.69,Default,,0,0,0,,You're cute.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.73,0:05:15.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, how'd you swing that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.52,0:05:17.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, the police escort?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.04,0:05:18.69,Default,,0,0,0,,In addition to giving you kids a lift,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.72,0:05:20.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm also on my way to a funeral.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.19,0:05:21.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Killing two birds with one stone.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.91,0:05:23.46,Default,,0,0,0,,So there's a dead body back there?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.49,0:05:25.02,Default,,0,0,0,,And two birds.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.05,0:05:26.42,Default,,0,0,0,,And two buns!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.20,0:05:29.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.38,0:05:30.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Take that, po-po!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.87,0:05:32.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, kids, please.\NThis is not...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.37,0:05:33.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.87,0:05:35.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Oil slick, go.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.37,0:05:38.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are you wearing a hair net?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.84,0:05:40.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Because stress is making\Nmy hair fall out.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.61,0:05:42.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.76,0:05:44.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, you have the fullest head\Nof hair in the family.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.93,0:05:46.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I would kill for that hairline.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.37,0:05:47.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I believe you would.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.67,0:05:49.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Take it easy. Take it easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.24,0:05:51.18,Default,,0,0,0,,This is all wrong.\NI'm going to jail.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.21,0:05:52.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Or hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.27,0:05:53.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Or hell jail.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.76,0:05:55.88,Default,,0,0,0,,What's for lunch today?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.91,0:05:57.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Your lies!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.58,0:05:59.17,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.20,0:06:00.77,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what we had yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.80,0:06:02.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, I know it's hard,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.20,0:06:03.55,Default,,0,0,0,,but I swear it will get easier.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.58,0:06:05.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Just hang in there;\Nwe'll get through this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.45,0:06:08.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, there.\NWhat can I get for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.96,0:06:10.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I'm not having anything,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.19,0:06:11.72,Default,,0,0,0,,but I do have a few questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.76,0:06:14.27,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Chase Kaminsky,\Nyour insurance adjuster.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.93,0:06:21.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What's that sound?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.03,0:06:22.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, uh, what sound?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.60,0:06:24.43,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't hear anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.47,0:06:26.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh that, that, yes, I hear that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.61,0:06:28.41,Default,,0,0,0,,That's probably my daughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.44,0:06:30.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Is she all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.58,0:06:32.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I-I think it's a song.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.38,0:06:34.25,Default,,0,0,0,,She's always singing, so...\Nit's probably a song.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.28,0:06:35.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, kids and their music.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.72,0:06:38.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.99,0:06:39.74,Default,,0,0,0,,She passed out.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.85,0:06:40.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Better go check on her.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.73,0:06:46.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Everything's fine, Tina.\NWe're going to go out there
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.73,0:06:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,and act like\Nwe didn't do anything wrong,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.37,0:06:49.91,Default,,0,0,0,,which we didn't, kind of.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.94,0:06:51.51,Default,,0,0,0,,But lying to Mom was one thing;
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.54,0:06:54.11,Default,,0,0,0,,lying to the insurance guy\Nis another.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.14,0:06:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, stop, stop making that sound.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.78,0:06:57.42,Default,,0,0,0,,He hears it.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.44,0:06:58.87,Default,,0,0,0,,All right,\Nlet's-let's have you go
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.91,0:07:00.93,Default,,0,0,0,,down to the basement\Nand, um, sweep something.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.96,0:07:03.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Like dirt?\NYes, like dirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.15,0:07:06.03,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I was in park,\Nbut I thought it was in drive,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.07,0:07:08.79,Default,,0,0,0,,so I was thinking,\N"Uh, why am I not moving?"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.82,0:07:10.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, well, we've all done that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.39,0:07:12.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, I haven't,\Nbut somebody must have.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.46,0:07:14.30,Default,,0,0,0,,We... you did.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.93,0:07:17.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.28,0:07:22.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.19,0:07:24.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, this is my daughter, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.19,0:07:26.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Laughing is another one of her noises.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.62,0:07:27.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, is that laughing?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.92,0:07:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I was in the car with my dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.49,0:07:30.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, in the passenger seat, she was.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.96,0:07:32.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, where passengers sit.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.35,0:07:34.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, so after I put it in park,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.03,0:07:37.08,Default,,0,0,0,,and I was moving,\NI thought, "Am I in neutral?"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.12,0:07:39.47,Default,,0,0,0,,So I shifted into gear\Nand lurched forward.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.50,0:07:41.47,Default,,0,0,0,,And then a butterfly flew in the window
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.51,0:07:42.79,Default,,0,0,0,,and Dad started swatting at it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.82,0:07:44.15,Default,,0,0,0,,A butterfly?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.19,0:07:45.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What butterfly?\NWha-What butterfly?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.49,0:07:47.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Linda, kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.19,0:07:49.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, this is Chase.\NHe's from the insurance company.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.43,0:07:51.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just telling him\Nwhat happened, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.65,0:07:53.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, yes, I was...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.20,0:07:55.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just getting to\Nthe butterfly part of the story.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.62,0:07:58.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought it was a bee,\Nand I was startled.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.29,0:08:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,So I was, ah...\Nswatting at it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.17,0:08:01.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad's scared of butterflies.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.71,0:08:03.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-oh, Dad, look out.\NThere's a ladybug!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.81,0:08:05.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop it.\NAll right, so, uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.35,0:08:07.17,Default,,0,0,0,,anyway, back to the story, uh, Chase.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.18,0:08:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, I mean, not a story;\Nit's the truth.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.33,0:08:11.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, so I swerved and...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.85,0:08:13.31,Default,,0,0,0,,A cormorant flew in the window.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.35,0:08:14.48,Default,,0,0,0,,What's a cormorant?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.52,0:08:15.68,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a kind of seabird.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.72,0:08:17.02,Default,,0,0,0,,We learned about them in school.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.06,0:08:18.50,Default,,0,0,0,,In China they use them to catch fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.53,0:08:19.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, thanks, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.66,0:08:21.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry I left out the cormorant.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.53,0:08:23.97,Default,,0,0,0,,A cormorant? What\Nan auspicious sign.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.00,0:08:26.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, that's how I hit the car.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.40,0:08:28.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Butterfly, then cormorant.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.04,0:08:36.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay!\NReally?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.43,0:08:38.13,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll get your claim check\Ncut right away.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.16,0:08:39.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for your business, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.60,0:08:41.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.23,0:08:42.66,Default,,0,0,0,,That was easy, right? Phew.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.70,0:08:44.05,Default,,0,0,0,,One more thing.\NAah! Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.08,0:08:45.81,Default,,0,0,0,,It just occurred to me to ask you...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.85,0:08:46.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Here it comes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.85,0:08:48.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm hosting a barbecue this Sunday.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.44,0:08:50.49,Default,,0,0,0,,My caterer fell through.\NBoom, I meet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.52,0:08:51.79,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.83,0:08:53.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You ever take this show on the road?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.28,0:08:55.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, um, cater your party?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.26,0:08:57.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm.\NSounds great. We'll do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.45,0:08:59.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Our only other employees are the kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.08,0:09:00.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that... is that okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.74,0:09:05.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Great!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.27,0:09:06.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's my number.\NHuh.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.52,0:09:08.19,Default,,0,0,0,,See you all on Sunday.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.23,0:09:09.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.71,0:09:13.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's the bathroom\Nin this thing? Under here?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.55,0:09:15.19,Default,,0,0,0,,No. No, it's not there.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.22,0:09:16.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, it's fine.\NWell no, just...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.60,0:09:18.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you just hold it a little longer?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.10,0:09:19.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's not a problem.\NNo, no, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.47,0:09:21.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.07,0:09:22.43,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm meeting a grieving\Nwidow in ten minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.47,0:09:24.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I have to go,\Ntoo. Hey, look!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.46,0:09:25.66,Default,,0,0,0,,"Three bedroom, two bath."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.69,0:09:27.07,Default,,0,0,0,,We can both go.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.11,0:09:28.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.41,0:09:29.39,Default,,0,0,0,,But make it quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.43,0:09:30.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Got to go. Got to go. Got to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.98,0:09:32.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Everything okay in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.80,0:09:34.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Everything's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.53,0:09:36.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I had to pee,\Nbut one thing led to another.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.25,0:09:37.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Bam, I showered.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.95,0:09:40.08,Default,,0,0,0,,So our grandpa died.\NThat's him out front.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.12,0:09:41.89,Default,,0,0,0,,He's in the to-go box.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.93,0:09:45.93,Default,,0,0,0,,His last wish was to be buried\Nat the house he was murdered in.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.96,0:09:48.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, with the shovel\Nhe was murdered with.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.60,0:09:51.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you believe he was\Npoisoned with a shovel?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.82,0:09:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll take it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.15,0:09:56.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids.\NAh, perfect timing.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.41,0:09:58.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Mortimer, give this fellow\Na fair price for the house,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.59,0:10:00.89,Default,,0,0,0,,and we'll meet you in the car.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.51,0:10:06.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, thanks for the lift, Mort.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.40,0:10:08.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, shouldn't be more\Nthan a couple hours, so, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.64,0:10:10.39,Default,,0,0,0,,are you gonna wait here or come back?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.42,0:10:12.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's an hour back to my place,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.52,0:10:14.42,Default,,0,0,0,,so I guess I'll just sit in the hearse.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.46,0:10:15.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe grab a nap in the back.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.99,0:10:17.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh.\NA nap in the back of a hearse?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.91,0:10:19.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Who says morticians are creepy?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.66,0:10:23.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha-ha. Well, all this gas\Nis getting pretty expensive.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.10,0:10:25.94,Default,,0,0,0,,A hearse doesn't exactly sip gas.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.97,0:10:27.61,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a big vehicle, you know?\NUh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.64,0:10:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,But you know,\Nif you would like to chip in
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.66,0:10:31.68,Default,,0,0,0,,that would be so great because...\NGreat, we'll see you in a few.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.71,0:10:32.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.98,0:10:35.15,Default,,0,0,0,,See you soon. That's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.18,0:10:36.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are we even here?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.55,0:10:38.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You said it would all be over\Nafter the one lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.45,0:10:40.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we couldn't exactly\Nsay no to Chase, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.52,0:10:41.42,Default,,0,0,0,,That would make it worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.45,0:10:43.11,Default,,0,0,0,,After the barbecue, I promise,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.15,0:10:44.63,Default,,0,0,0,,everything will go back to normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.67,0:10:45.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Will it?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.51,0:10:46.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Or is that another lie?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.79,0:10:48.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, easy.\NYou've gotta calm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.69,0:10:51.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's, let's, let's see your\N"everything is okay" face.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.96,0:10:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, no, no, no,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.20,0:10:55.14,Default,,0,0,0,,that's, that's not, that's...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.17,0:10:57.64,Default,,0,0,0,,No, that's bad.\NNo, don't do that face.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.67,0:10:58.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Like, like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.80,0:11:00.43,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Just stop doing\Nthe face.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.47,0:11:01.77,Default,,0,0,0,,How about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.81,0:11:03.18,Default,,0,0,0,,And stay with me here by the grill.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.21,0:11:06.01,Default,,0,0,0,,That way your sweat\Nwill look more natural.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.04,0:11:07.34,Default,,0,0,0,,So then a butterfly spooks him,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.38,0:11:10.35,Default,,0,0,0,,and he crashes our freaking car!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.38,0:11:12.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, your wife has 'em\Nroaring over there,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.32,0:11:14.14,Default,,0,0,0,,talking about your little\Nfender-bender.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.17,0:11:16.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh. Uh, Tina, I'll be\Nright back.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.54,0:11:17.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.90,0:11:20.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Just try and keep the meat off the ground.\NOkay...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.14,0:11:21.65,Default,,0,0,0,,You heard of the butterfly effect?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.69,0:11:23.47,Default,,0,0,0,,If a butterfly flaps its wings,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.51,0:11:26.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob crashes his car!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.51,0:11:27.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Linda.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.66,0:11:28.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's, uh, settle down.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.83,0:11:31.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, what?\NI'm making conversation.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.07,0:11:33.67,Default,,0,0,0,,And he says I'm a bad driver!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.70,0:11:35.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Ah...!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.32,0:11:37.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah...!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.59,0:11:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.39,0:11:40.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, call the fire department!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.33,0:11:43.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Oh! Oh!\NOoh! Ooh, my face!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.33,0:11:49.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, no one's blaming you for this,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.80,0:11:51.10,Default,,0,0,0,,but what wrong thing did you do?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.13,0:11:53.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know.\NI was cooking like normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.32,0:11:55.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe I had the flame too high?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.26,0:11:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Why would you let me around fire?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.23,0:11:58.50,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, Tina, calm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.53,0:12:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,This is, this is bad,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.03,0:12:01.53,Default,,0,0,0,,but it was an accident.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.57,0:12:03.14,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll, we'll tell Chase we're sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.17,0:12:04.74,Default,,0,0,0,,And that we lied about the car accident.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.77,0:12:06.02,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.05,0:12:07.17,Default,,0,0,0,,No. No-no-no-no-no-no.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.20,0:12:08.47,Default,,0,0,0,,We're, we're in too deep now.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.51,0:12:09.74,Default,,0,0,0,,We have to stick to our story.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.77,0:12:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, this is horrible.\NIt's horrible!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.58,0:12:14.92,Default,,0,0,0,,We barbecued that poor man's house.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.95,0:12:15.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, who's this "we"?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.96,0:12:17.89,Default,,0,0,0,,I was locking Gene in the garden shed
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.93,0:12:19.56,Default,,0,0,0,,when Tina was playing Firestarter.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.60,0:12:22.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I burrowed out like a little mole!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.07,0:12:25.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Louise is right. I'm a firestarter and a jinx.\NYep.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.27,0:12:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm going to destroy this family.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.79,0:12:27.99,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the reason I'm fat!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.03,0:12:29.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I know.\NOh, my God, Chase.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.96,0:12:31.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I, I don't know what to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.55,0:12:33.49,Default,,0,0,0,,We're, we're so sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.48,0:12:38.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, it's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.22,0:12:40.34,Default,,0,0,0,,This was still a\Nbetter-than-average party for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.37,0:12:42.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? But your,\Nbut your house.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.37,0:12:44.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Your-Your really nice\Nhouse is gone!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.64,0:12:47.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, this might surprise you.\NI have insurance!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.38,0:12:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I lost a lifetime of\Nmemories and my cat Spritzal.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.79,0:12:56.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I killed your cat?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.89,0:12:58.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, no, Spritzal died
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.39,0:12:59.53,Default,,0,0,0,,last week. Natural causes.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.56,0:13:02.10,Default,,0,0,0,,She's, uh, she's peeing\Nin God's shoes now.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.13,0:13:03.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Too soon!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.23,0:13:04.57,Default,,0,0,0,,But her ashes were in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.60,0:13:05.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, technically, they still are,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.83,0:13:06.96,Default,,0,0,0,,aren't they, buddy?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.00,0:13:08.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, you all go home
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.73,0:13:10.76,Default,,0,0,0,,and just forget about this, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.80,0:13:13.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just so grateful\Nthat no one got hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.49,0:13:14.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow.\NComing through!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.59,0:13:18.89,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a firestarter and a jinx.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.93,0:13:21.42,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm going to destroy this family.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.45,0:13:24.49,Default,,0,0,0,,We're in too deep now!\NWe have to stick to our story!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.87,0:13:28.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?! Wha...?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.79,0:13:31.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Screaming!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.59,0:13:33.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Wha...? Wha...?\NGene!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.52,0:13:34.74,Default,,0,0,0,,What the heck is going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.78,0:13:36.15,Default,,0,0,0,,My stomach is in knots.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.16,0:13:37.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you eat rope again?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.95,0:13:39.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, sweetie, is this about the fire?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.95,0:13:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Because houses can be rebuilt.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.28,0:13:42.78,Default,,0,0,0,,No one was in it, honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.82,0:13:44.59,Default,,0,0,0,,But my conscience is still on fire.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.62,0:13:47.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, enough. I, I can't stand\Nto see Tina like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.99,0:13:50.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, I lied\Nabout who was driving our car
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.31,0:13:52.18,Default,,0,0,0,,during the accident.\NHuh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.21,0:13:54.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I let Tina drive a little\Nin the parking lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.65,0:13:56.95,Default,,0,0,0,,No fair!\NMort doesn't let us drive!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.98,0:13:59.48,Default,,0,0,0,,And then I made everything\Nworse by lying about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.52,0:14:00.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Why didn't you tell me?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.99,0:14:02.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Because you're terrible\Nat keeping secrets.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.39,0:14:03.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You just blurt everything out.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.99,0:14:07.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry we're late!\NBob had diarrhea!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.29,0:14:08.62,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Running down the gutter
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.66,0:14:09.93,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ With the piece of bread\Nand butter, diarrhea. ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.96,0:14:11.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Lin!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.20,0:14:12.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you, Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.70,0:14:14.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, I shouldn't have\Nkept this from you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.53,0:14:15.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I was wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.83,0:14:17.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.07,0:14:18.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going down to Chase's office
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.80,0:14:20.47,Default,,0,0,0,,first thing in the morning\Nto come clean.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.50,0:14:21.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.64,0:14:23.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Good.\NWe'll tell some truth!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.18,0:14:27.15,Default,,0,0,0,,"Hey, while your car's in the shop,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.18,0:14:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I can drive you guys around."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.48,0:14:31.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Why did I say that?\NWhat's wrong with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.57,0:14:33.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hey, guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.73,0:14:35.30,Default,,0,0,0,,What can I do for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.34,0:14:36.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, Chase.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.40,0:14:38.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, I have something I need to tell you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.57,0:14:41.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it about my dead fish?\N'Cause I already know.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.11,0:14:45.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I wasn't driving when I had\Nthe car accident. Tina was.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.06,0:14:47.23,Default,,0,0,0,,It's true. I was.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.26,0:14:48.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.10,0:14:48.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You knew?\NYou knew?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.93,0:14:50.36,Default,,0,0,0,,What, you thought you were
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.40,0:14:51.70,Default,,0,0,0,,fooling me with that cockamamie story
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.74,0:14:53.07,Default,,0,0,0,,about a butterfly and a bird?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.10,0:14:53.90,Default,,0,0,0,,A cormorant.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.94,0:14:55.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Whatever.\NOf course I knew!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.89,0:14:58.43,Default,,0,0,0,,I figured if I scratched\Nyour back, you'd scratch mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.46,0:15:00.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. I-I don't want\Nto scratch your back.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.73,0:15:02.03,Default,,0,0,0,,You already did.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.53,0:15:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina's "accidental" fire?\NNo accident.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.20,0:15:07.73,Default,,0,0,0,,It was an accident, I swear!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.77,0:15:09.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.07,0:15:10.88,Default,,0,0,0,,We're all in on this, compadres!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.90,0:15:13.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I looked the other way\Non your fender-bender.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.37,0:15:16.10,Default,,0,0,0,,You gave me a convenient cover\Nto burn down my house.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.14,0:15:17.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Why would you burn down your own house?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.88,0:15:20.18,Default,,0,0,0,,'Cause I'm covered for twice\Nwhat it's worth.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.21,0:15:21.91,Default,,0,0,0,,And no one is gonna question my claim
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.95,0:15:23.96,Default,,0,0,0,,when little Tina\Nwas left in charge of the grill.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.98,0:15:25.95,Default,,0,0,0,,How did you know\NI was going to start a fire?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.99,0:15:27.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.76,0:15:30.09,Default,,0,0,0,,My good buddy\Nodorless kerosene did. Ugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.12,0:15:31.35,Default,,0,0,0,,So I'm not a jinx.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.39,0:15:32.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I, I can't believe what you're saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.73,0:15:35.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, believe this.\NIt's your cut!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.26,0:15:36.36,Default,,0,0,0,,My cut?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.40,0:15:37.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm... I'm not taking\Nyour money.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.72,0:15:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, think about it, you two.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.25,0:15:41.96,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll be the three amigos\Nof insurance fraud.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.99,0:15:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Restaurants are disaster magnets!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.32,0:15:46.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Broken pipes,\Nslip-and-falls, her.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.49,0:15:47.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw...\NHey.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.74,0:15:49.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I make sure you get the maximum payout,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.51,0:15:51.14,Default,,0,0,0,,minus a small percent, of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.18,0:15:53.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, we're not gonna commit\Ninsurance fraud.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.28,0:15:55.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that doesn't sound\Nlike something you'd do.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.47,0:15:57.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, wait, you already did!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.47,0:15:59.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Your daddy could go to jail!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.24,0:16:00.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?! Huh! Huh!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.49,0:16:02.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Chase, you can't be serious...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.12,0:16:03.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh! Huh!\NSerious as a judge.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.64,0:16:06.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Judges, by the way, are most\Ninterested in the testimony
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.63,0:16:10.30,Default,,0,0,0,,of the insurance adjuster.\NAnd I will testify against you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.33,0:16:12.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I got it!\NYou'll flood your basement!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.27,0:16:14.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are you doing this to us?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.03,0:16:15.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Because you're my golden goose.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.50,0:16:17.17,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm not letting you get away.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.20,0:16:19.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You are the worst insurance adjuster.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.37,0:16:22.09,Default,,0,0,0,,But the world's greatest uncle.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.69,0:16:24.89,Default,,0,0,0,,So, Chase is blackmailing us.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.93,0:16:26.95,Default,,0,0,0,,And if we don't go along with his scam
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.98,0:16:28.99,Default,,0,0,0,,and flood the basement,\Nhe's gonna turn me in.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.03,0:16:30.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Flood the basement?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.33,0:16:31.80,Default,,0,0,0,,But my collage supplies!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.84,0:16:33.24,Default,,0,0,0,,They're just magazines, Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.27,0:16:36.82,Default,,0,0,0,,They are '90s Cosmopolitans\Nfrom the '90s.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.84,0:16:38.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Lin, let's focus on the blackmailing.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.51,0:16:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh! Huh! We gotta take\Nthat son of a bitch down!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.48,0:16:42.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Language.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.63,0:16:43.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, Mom.\NTina's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.66,0:16:45.29,Default,,0,0,0,,We need to come up with an idea
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.33,0:16:47.45,Default,,0,0,0,,to get us out of this.\NHuh! Huh! Huh!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.48,0:16:49.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, stop doing that.\NIt's disturbing and scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.62,0:16:50.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. That's it!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.99,0:16:52.03,Default,,0,0,0,,What is?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.06,0:16:53.80,Default,,0,0,0,,What if we scare Chase so bad
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.82,0:16:55.35,Default,,0,0,0,,he'll never want to see us again?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.39,0:16:56.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm. That could work.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.79,0:16:57.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Scare him? How?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.96,0:16:59.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Boo!\NAh!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.91,0:17:04.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning, Bob!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.11,0:17:05.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Or should I call you "Rob"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.02,0:17:07.64,Default,,0,0,0,,since we're gonna be\Nstealing money together?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.76,0:17:09.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry. It was\Ntoo good to resist.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.70,0:17:11.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that was hilarious.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.37,0:17:13.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, so anyway, my basement flooded.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.54,0:17:15.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Luckily, we're covered.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.27,0:17:17.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, Bob, will you send the kids up?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.64,0:17:20.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Their breakfast is getting cold.\NThey aren't down here.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.14,0:17:22.44,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you talking about?\NOf course they are.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.48,0:17:23.99,Default,,0,0,0,,They were playing down in the basement.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.01,0:17:25.44,Default,,0,0,0,,The basement?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.48,0:17:27.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobby, what's the matter?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.29,0:17:30.49,Default,,0,0,0,,My babies!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.52,0:17:32.98,Default,,0,0,0,,No...!\NAgh! Agh!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.68,0:17:37.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God, no...!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.98,0:17:40.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I went too far!\NWhat have I done?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.45,0:17:44.19,Default,,0,0,0,,My kids...!\NMy children are dead!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.22,0:17:46.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobby, why?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.95,0:17:49.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, I can't handle this!\NI never saw this...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.06,0:17:50.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I'm leaving!\NI'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.82,0:17:52.92,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll never hear from me again!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.96,0:17:54.99,Default,,0,0,0,,And... scene.\NEh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.03,0:17:57.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Great performances by\Nall three of us, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.20,0:17:58.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. You figured it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.70,0:17:59.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on. You didn't\Nreally expect me
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.00,0:18:01.43,Default,,0,0,0,,to buy that, did you, Bob?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.47,0:18:02.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, sorta. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.90,0:18:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Your acting is terrible.\NYou closed the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.74,0:18:06.61,Default,,0,0,0,,You didn't even try\Nto resuscitate your kids!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.64,0:18:09.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, It turns out the kids can't\Nhold their breath that long.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.34,0:18:12.01,Default,,0,0,0,,And we were gonna give 'em\Nsnorkels, but, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.05,0:18:13.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Snorkels.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.08,0:18:14.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, uh, you know what?\NNever mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.92,0:18:15.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Snorkel.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.92,0:18:19.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids, come upstairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.04,0:18:20.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Now let's get this paperwork started!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.72,0:18:23.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Get this claim processed!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.07,0:18:25.64,Default,,0,0,0,,And remember, this stays\Njust between us.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.68,0:18:27.72,Default,,0,0,0,,No one can ever know.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.75,0:18:29.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, Lin, oh, good.\NYou're, you're both here.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.58,0:18:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, I, I got\Nsomething stuck in my craw.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.62,0:18:33.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Not a good time, Mort.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.08,0:18:36.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, you know, it's never\Na good time for these things.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.44,0:18:37.38,Default,,0,0,0,,You're my neighbors and I love you,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.40,0:18:39.05,Default,,0,0,0,,and I, I love your kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.09,0:18:42.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, up to a point\NBut I'm not a taxi, okay?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.06,0:18:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,All right. Sorry,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.19,0:18:44.76,Default,,0,0,0,,That came out wrong.\NA little over the top.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.80,0:18:45.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me, let me start over.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.96,0:18:47.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, we're getting\Nour car back tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.70,0:18:50.04,Default,,0,0,0,,So we don't need any more rides, Mort.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.07,0:18:51.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, we left you a note
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.27,0:18:53.34,Default,,0,0,0,,and a thank-you package\Non your doorstep.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.37,0:18:56.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, so you did. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.64,0:18:59.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I mean, that wasn't necessary.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.71,0:19:02.91,Default,,0,0,0,,What a lovely surprise.\NAll right, I'm gonna go now.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.95,0:19:05.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Chase.\NYou, you caught us.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.78,0:19:07.58,Default,,0,0,0,,But you're playing with fire...\NFire.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.62,0:19:09.02,Default,,0,0,0,,...and water, literally.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.05,0:19:10.92,Default,,0,0,0,,And eventually, somebody\Nis going to get hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.96,0:19:12.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.29,0:19:13.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.27,0:19:14.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't insult me, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.48,0:19:16.26,Default,,0,0,0,,You're new to this.\NI'm the pro.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.28,0:19:17.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I've pulled hundreds of scams,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.65,0:19:19.57,Default,,0,0,0,,and I'm gonna pull hundreds more.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.60,0:19:23.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Now for our next fraud,\NI'm thinking lightning.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.22,0:19:25.04,Default,,0,0,0,,A big surge could mess up
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.07,0:19:27.89,Default,,0,0,0,,all these incredibly expensive\Nappliances. Am I nuts?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.92,0:19:30.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.\NWell, off to process this flood claim.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.62,0:19:32.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Talk soon, partner!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.46,0:19:34.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God.\NWe're stuck with this guy forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.66,0:19:37.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Like me and this piece\Nof corn in my teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.10,0:19:38.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, corn?\NAre we?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.00,0:19:40.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I've pulled hundreds of scams,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.73,0:19:42.43,Default,,0,0,0,,and I'm gonna pull hundreds more.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.47,0:19:44.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha! Tina,\Nthat's brilliant!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.24,0:19:46.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, sure, when she does it,\Nit's brilliant.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.51,0:19:48.78,Default,,0,0,0,,That scammer is going to the slammer!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.81,0:19:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Buh-bye, baby!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.11,0:19:51.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, do you realize what this means?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.65,0:19:53.05,Default,,0,0,0,,You saved the family.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.08,0:19:55.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess it's all part\Nof learning to drive.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.76,0:20:09.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, the, this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.18,0:20:13.65,Default,,0,0,0,,For our next fraud,\NI'm thinking lightning!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.60,0:20:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Hey, Bob!\NBob, look!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.38,0:20:22.48,Default,,0,0,0,,That's you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.78,0:20:25.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm glad this week is behind us.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.66,0:20:27.43,Default,,0,0,0,,This was the worst week of my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.46,0:20:28.76,Default,,0,0,0,,But I'm better for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.80,0:20:31.02,Default,,0,0,0,,This was the worst week\Nof your life, Tina?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.05,0:20:33.65,Default,,0,0,0,,You got to crash a car\Nand burn down a house!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.69,0:20:35.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I got to do nothing!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.36,0:20:37.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine. Here, Louise,\Nyou can break this plate.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.73,0:20:38.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.38,0:20:39.78,Default,,0,0,0,,No fair!\NI want one!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.81,0:20:41.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.13,0:20:42.87,Default,,0,0,0,,That felt good.\NI want another one!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.90,0:20:44.19,Default,,0,0,0,,No, that's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.21,0:20:45.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, give me one!\NStop!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.80,0:20:46.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Lin, what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.83,0:20:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,What? They're...\NI hate these plates.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.70,0:20:50.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop breaking plates! Lin!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.17,0:20:51.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.41,0:20:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,- Ah-ha-ha, it's fun.\N- Smash!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.86,0:20:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,- Watch me break this plate\Nand the window! - No!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.87,0:21:06.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Sync & corrections by honeybunny\Nwww.addic7ed.com